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Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 01:50:34 No.25865059 [DELETED]

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I recorded all of my farts, bros.

https://vocaroo.com/1l07RjmWFJE1

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 01:52:12 No.25865102 UH OH STINKY

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 01:52:36 No.25865114 >>25865059 That last one was great, congrats, OP

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 01:53:41 No.25865151 >>25865114 >congrats thanks bro

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 01:55:03 No.25865183 >>25865059 Best thread on biz right now

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 01:56:19 No.25865220 >>25865183 I know, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 01:57:21 No.25865244 File: 14 KB, 471x388, 1557883106654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25865059

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 01:58:14 No.25865275 >>25865059 you could be learning how to calculate least common multiples or how to do long multiplication/division

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 01:59:59 No.25865303 File: 128 KB, 919x917, 1603496096643.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:00:46 No.25865321 ART

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:02:04 No.25865349 File: 68 KB, 499x499, 1596181370073.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25865059 oooh eee i can smell it from here

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:02:38 No.25865356 File: 62 KB, 640x624, frog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25865102 >>25865114 >>25865151 >>25865183 >>25865220 >>25865244 >>25865275 Bros it stinks really bad in here right now. I haven't showered in weeks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:03:59 No.25865394 I haven't laughed this hard in years. Thanks OP

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:04:04 No.25865396 File: 20 KB, 297x322, 1395308034196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25865059 Unironically better than most advice on /biz/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:05:09 No.25865432 Thanks for this OP, I really needed it today

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:06:16 No.25865461 >>25865356 you could be reading a nice book or learning to sew, it honestly sucks that 4chan isn't going to be deleted since it's a determining honeypot, this place does more harm than good for most people who use it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:06:58 No.25865485 >>25865059 wow thats amazing farts OP! How did they smell? Also, how long did take you to record them? were you shitting?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:07:17 No.25865494 >>25865461 >determining *datamining

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:07:19 No.25865495 >>25865059 powerful

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:08:39 No.25865521 >>25865059 Did I just listen to a dude fart into a microphone? The fuck is wrong with me

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:09:26 No.25865538 do you got any more farts, OP? you could record an album

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:09:32 No.25865540 File: 99 KB, 633x724, 1596240877510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25865059 Bullish for link

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:09:46 No.25865546 >>25865356 i havent either.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:09:57 No.25865553 >>25865059 This man is going places.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:10:04 No.25865556
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>>25865485
>How did they smell?
really really bad, my entire room smells like atrocious shit right now

>Also, how long did take you to record them?
Over the past few hours

>were you shitting?
No, I ingested 40 grams of sorbitol. It's amazing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:11:10 No.25865586 >>25865538 >you could record an album hmmm, you're right, or a youtube channel

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:11:30 No.25865593 >>25865059 Put me in the screen so Well done OP!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:12:01 No.25865598 you could star in a South Park episode son

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:13:12 No.25865626 Does anyone in here purposely fart just to sniff it in because they're a self-absorbed cunt?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:13:36 No.25865633 >>25865626 I don't live in san francisco

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:13:59 No.25865644 >>25865626 Do you cup the fart to get the perfect scent?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:14:12 No.25865651 >>25865059 very based sir, thank you for your contribution.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:15:26 No.25865684 >>25865644 Nah, I'm not that much of a sick fuck. Just when I have to take a shit I'll let out a fart to see how raunchy it really is because the farts are extra raunchy when I gotta drop a deuce

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:15:30 No.25865689 File: 85 KB, 680x453, 1609428573142.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25865556 Fucking based

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:15:31 No.25865687 >>25865586 Make a youtube ill watch and imagine from afar the smell.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:16:05 No.25865702 >>25865059 business and fin- sniff sniff oh yes my dear what is that pungent aroma

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:16:09 No.25865704 >>25865684 Try cupping the farts get to experience the fine flavor of your gas.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:17:02 No.25865726 >>25865704 I might puke if I do that

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:17:25 No.25865733 File: 81 KB, 1280x1276, 1608064556172.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25865059 Bravo

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:17:28 No.25865735 any tips to get extra rancid farts, guys?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:18:27 No.25865761 File: 106 KB, 960x946, 1609753553199.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25865059 Based OP. This trumpet solo made my day, it deserves a hand.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:18:39 No.25865769 >>25865735 Dairy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 12, 2021 02:18:46 No.25865772 File: 224 KB, 521x937, 1597532328222.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25865059 AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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