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need a get rich quit scheme. and go.

>> No.25857179

>>25857138
>rich quit

yeah just quit retard

>> No.25857211

>>25857138
Buy WWR calls

>> No.25857249

>>25857138
Learn English first
Then get a job and work like a good goy for a few years
Then maybe I will tell you the truth

>> No.25857281

>>25857179
ill drop my addy, just send it all to me i'll double it then send you it all back. pinky promise

>> No.25857284
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25857284

>>25857138
Send me ur money

>> No.25857308

>>25857138
Sell crackrockS nigga

>> No.25857316

>>25857138
or better yet anon, you got a gun? cause I heard banks are just giving the money away if you got one of them

>> No.25857338

>>25857281
send me your address

>> No.25857350

>>25857138
BBBY and TSM calls. Buy one every week.

>> No.25857377

>>25857138
kill yourself

>> No.25857411

>>25857138
Try reddit they have threads for this

>> No.25857429

>>25857338
23590 Park South St, Calabasas, CA

>> No.25857435

Buy hd webcam. Start only fans. Maybe rent whores to display on only fans? Idk just spit balling here.

>> No.25857458

>>25857350
>BBBY
I always read this as "better business beYuro"

>> No.25857555

>>25857138
kill yourself and you'll be rich in heaven

>> No.25857578

>>25857377
>>25857411
Kek

>> No.25857589

>>25857138
>$750 in ETH right now
>have $5k end of year
>throw it in TQQQ and wait 3-4 years
>crypto is getting ready to boom again
>all in BTC, wait 10 months
>you have $40,000 now
>put a down payment on a duplex with it
>get rental income
>use the duplex as collateral to get another loan on another duplex
>more rental income
>rinse repeat
There ya go kid you're on your way to irresponsible finance in six measly years

>> No.25857604

>>25857138
sucking dick

>> No.25857612

>>25857138
Come back when you save 10k

>> No.25857622

>>25857138
Tilray calls

>> No.25857625

Buy as much pltr as you can and hold for years.

>> No.25857673

>>25857589
>>$750 in ETH right now
>>have $5k end of year
OH NONONONO

>> No.25857689

>>25857429
holy shit normies do need constant hand holding to avoid being this retarded

>> No.25857884

>>25857429
Lol

>> No.25857933

>>25857429
ITS EVERYDAY BRO

>> No.25857937

>>25857308
Unironically this. You'll make it a lot faster selling drugs. Get your dick sucked more, too. Win/win.

>> No.25857951

>>25857458
Check the recent news. Likely going up at least 10 bux a share in the next few weeks. Plenty of short term calls to make or if you have balls of steel go super aggressive and call a 35% rise by mid Feb.

>> No.25857985

>>25857138
ah yes let me just sit here and spoonfeed you like the retard you are OP. sure ill tell you all about how to make money, and for free too

>> No.25858225
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25858225

>>25857350
>BBBY and TSM calls. Buy one every week.
Not the retard OP, but what calls do you buy? How far out? How close to the current price?

>> No.25858296

>>25857429
>23590 Park South St, Calabasas, CA
Nice driveway nigger. Your neighbor's pool and basketball court is better than yours.

>> No.25858306

>>25857933
ALL DAY ALL DAY

>> No.25858327

>>25857138
Doge will unironically get you to $1000 quite easily and reliably, but buy soon because this dip is coming to an end

>> No.25858355

bosnians are just serbs but who love dicks

>> No.25858359

>>25858296
you can come visit if you want. We can ball and talk about crypto stocks. Thanks though really I had to work hard for this place. Not really cause I have a trust fund that just throws money at me and a successful streaming career

>> No.25858388

>>25857138
go school get grades win colleg

>> No.25858525
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25858525

>>25858359
>you can come visit if you want. We can ball and talk about crypto stocks.
Remember, you invited me in.

>> No.25858577
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25858577

>>25857589
>$750 in ETH right now
>have $5k end of year

>> No.25858673

>>25858525
Just buzz the gate homie. I'm not home right now but I'll be back in town on wednesday. Lemme know man I think we would get along well!

>> No.25858695
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25858695

>Post your eth address
>Hope for the best

>> No.25858720

>>25857350
Go on anon what kind of calls are you making on TSM

>> No.25858790

>>25858673
>Just buzz the gate homie.
2 and a half hour drive, sounds like fun. Who am I asking for Big Dog?

>> No.25858826
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25858826

>>25857138
$750 worth of scratch offs from your local gas station. Best idea without reading the others, and the most likely chance of success.

>> No.25858843

>>25858790
I don't wanna give out info like that online man, people can link your name and shit to easily nowadays. You can call me by my pen name though. The Problem Child.

>> No.25858898

>>25857429
dragon dildos on it way

>> No.25858941

>>25858898
This is like some kind of metaphor right? Cause I really couldn't stand having another one of those things floating around my house.

>> No.25858995

>>25857138
Become a suicide bomber.

>> No.25859325
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25859325

>>25857138
>$750 in Robinhood
Jesus. I have 700k and I don't even feel rich.

>> No.25859352

>>25857138
All in on uranium stonks.

>> No.25859367

>>25858359
>streaming career

lmao

>> No.25859413

Hmm options trading just gamble your stack on a TSLA call (I never touch TSLA but that’s cause I’m retarded)

>> No.25859449

>>25857138
All in XRP

>> No.25860238

>>25857138
All in SPY 02/12/21 $420 calls. Thank me later.

>> No.25860268

Tesla puts

>> No.25860283

>>25857138
I'll actually give you a real tip. Keep an eye on the coinbase ipo. It will be the biggest ipo of the year

>> No.25860346

>>25857429
Damn you're actually retarded. Nevermind op, ignore my tip. Hope you like pizza. Make sure to tip

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25860422

>>25858826

>> No.25860441

>>25860346
What do you mean anon? I do like Pizza though.

>> No.25861308
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25861308

>>25857429
nigga are you retarded

>> No.25861471

i think i just want to sell drugs but i dont know first or second hand coke dealers.

>> No.25861508

>>25860238
Yeah I'll wait til after the 20th just to be safe, but good idea

>> No.25861589

>>25857138
Add a zero to that to be taken seriously. Even then, that's bare minimum.

>> No.25861640

>>25857138
Eat One Rice -> Shit into Garden -> Grow Two Tomato -> Shit into Garden -> Grow 3 Corn -> (repeat with vegetable of your choice)

Slowly scythe away profits and you will be in the green in one growth period and I am pretty sure having gotten to live this long, you know a thing or two about handling vegetables. Don't forget to tip me Nigga

>> No.25861666

>>25857211
ER runup?

>> No.25861730

>>25861471
Just ask around at the police station, they usually have a list.

>> No.25862360

Twtr put $35 1/29
Tsla put $680 1/15
AG call $12.5 1/15

>> No.25862440

>>25862360

Roll all gains into xrp

>> No.25862817

I sold ETH yesterday before the dip at 1300 but now Robinhood won’t let me buy crypto why is this? I could buy stock but if try to buy any crypto my buying power is 0 even tho I have money wtf? Can someone explain this shit