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25844056 No.25844056 [Reply] [Original]

I'm a poor soul with $2000 to invest. I'm leaving for Africa for a year and won't have internet. What are some stocks I can put my money into so that when I come back I will have more money?

>> No.25844110
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25844110

>>25844056
can she... uh... jack me off with that thing??
p-pls?

>> No.25844122

Unironically link

>> No.25844180

>>25844056
$2000 bones you might as well use to party and get a black gf, a 10x (what tsla and btc basically both did from the bottom in march) would only net you $20,000.
approximately where you going? south or east africa?

>> No.25844207

>>25844056
Buy niggers and sell them in the USA. Best business ever.

>> No.25844302

>>25844056
Is this for some kind of mission trip bullshit? If so, fukin LOL

>> No.25844347

>>25844110
it would be extremely painful

>> No.25844392

>>25844180
Kenya

>> No.25844436

>>25844180
A 10x would be great, have any recommendations on specific stocks?

>> No.25844548

>>25844056
Buy two ethereum

>> No.25844564
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25844564

>>25844056
>cyborg babe
>doing the heart, love, sign
> her story will be in the 21st century eat, pray, love reboot
> Transhumanism on the rise fellas

>> No.25844778

>>25844564
Based

>> No.25844985

Bump

>> No.25845075

chainlink.

>> No.25845086

>>25844056
>leaving for Africa
>wont have internet
are you retarded? of course there is internet idiot

>> No.25845111

>>25844347
uuuu

>> No.25845114

>>25845086
Not where I'm going

>> No.25845150

>>25845114
ok where are you going? are you some kind of jungle explorer?

>> No.25845160

Bitcoin probably
https://www.lookintobitcoin.com/charts/stock-to-flow-model/

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>>25844392
>>25844436
I have no clue. I bought btc heavy in March and that anomaly guaranteed returns. Sold near the top. We're at ATH in the stock market right now and just busted in crypto..
It might run 10x more but we can just as easily turn into a bear market where you'd make money shorting.

>> No.25845288

>>25844436
>>25844392
I spent some in South Africa and several other countries in the southern africa region, some of the best times of my life..
>>25844436
Some other anon posted this guy, absolute shill but you might get some ideas and he has a pretty good track record. Don't follow anyone blindly into anything.

https://www.youtube.com/c/AlexVieiraLIVE/videos

>> No.25845366

>>25845150
Basically

>> No.25845417

>>25845288
Thanks

>> No.25845438

>>25844347
For you

>> No.25845457

Don't worry, corpses can't sell stocks so you'll never get a return on your investment.

>> No.25845471

>>25844347
I'm a big guy

>> No.25845490

>>25845366
>basically a jungle explorer
Why?

>> No.25845493

>>25845457
they expect one of us in the wreckage brother

>> No.25845495

Crypto, XRP. Stocks PLTR

>> No.25845520

>>25844122
this OP

>> No.25845527
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25845527

>>25845366
oh cool!! do you look like this?

>> No.25845548

/biz/ is a scam site. they lure newfags in to pump the bags theyve been holding since 2017. now they escape and you hold the bags

>> No.25845583

>>25844056
When she shakes your hand, will you also need one of these afterwards?

>> No.25845602

>>25845490
Biology intern

>>25845527
Haha yeah

>> No.25845608

>>25844110
haha that's first thing I thought too. Curiosity would get the better of me, imagine how tight she could grip it with that robo-hand!

>> No.25845609

>>25845548
fuck wrong thread, ignore

>> No.25845667

>>25844564
I want a cyborg gf really badly

>> No.25845681

>>25845495
Didn't PLTR already pump? Recommend more stocks though please I'm leaving soon thanks

>> No.25845752

>>25844056
>poorfag with $2000 to invest
>comes to 4chan for investment advice
>wonders why is poorfag

>> No.25845858
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25845858

>>25845667
Seven of Nine is still my chosen cyborg waifu after all these years...

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>>25845608
i bet a piece of dick skin would get pinched and caught in the metal joints of the fingers
AHHHH!!!!

>> No.25846690

>>25844056
>6 years until the events of deus ex human revolution