/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25828060
first for jesus

sell tesla at fake top now and rebuy this week?

guys you were right I should have sold MARA at friday close I'm getting raped over here

steady lads, we're in for a bumpy one I feel

>>25828075
amen

>>25828060
that's a woman

>BTC
just in time to crash crypto stocks with no survivors

>>25828101
Same I just lost £130 off the profit from the MGTI dump.

CLF 30 EOW

dodged a bullet buying mara last week

>>25828060
STWT

B A S T I D S
A
S
T
I
D
S

I'm up 1% right now, please don't ruin this for me mutts

>UVXY going even higher
>futures dumping even lower
this is gonna be a good weak for cheapies

Everythings fookin red and im freakin out lads. Are we doomping?

>>25828101
Raped in a good way or a bad way?

Tinny I can't tell if you're a master troll or just fucking giga autistic, and it makes me laugh.

TESLA bros.....

Buy nio now or regret it later. There won't be a dip below this price point, 75$ EOW

>>25828156
Tank this man's portfolio.

>>25828060

Anyone else on NAK?

Finally a day to buy calls

LOL

>>25828176
20% down. I think he means he's taking it in the pooper.

One week of MARA gains - wiped out. FUCK. I'm done with BTC. Shit product.

Ryan Cohen = CHWY
Jim Grube = was CFO at CHWY
Alan Attal = was COO at CHWY

in case anyone missed it
Reggie gets to stay on board after Cohen shrinks the board later this year too

>>25828221
Is this oversold?

>>25828075

>>25828221
Damn that's tasty, might actually buy the dip

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

obligatory kill yourself soijack poster

>>25828139
This is great stuff

>>25828161
Probably yeah but I'm gonna wait for prices to stabilize before I jump in. Shit it might be this morning. I don't think Powell will allow a big red day desu

>>25828192
Good luck getting it at 58. Pre market is around 65 and holding.

Is GHIV still a good buy?

>another 3rd world country that can't maintain their aircraft crashes a boeing jet.

Maybe the problem isn't with boeing

>>25828228
You deserve it asshole up bigly all week and your greedy ass still held lol get fucked

hell yeah boys

Robinhood's weekly newsletter just mentioned BarkBox, but they didn't mention the merger SPAC. The SPAC is called STIC so might be good to hop on that if you can because RH users will probably jump on BarkBox when it's live.

>surge
Journalists are such faggots. Who still believes this horseshit?

>>25828257
Put that DOWN before you hurt someone

>>25828281
Under 14

I'm seeing almost nothing but red

>>25828187
it was NEETbux money though right?

i can't really laugh at him either because I have corona neetbux (CERB money, like 10 grand) from Trudeau and I treated it like water
i can see why it was "easy" for him to gamble it all on weeklies. I gambled all my money into 100% GME myself, but i was just too much of a pussy to do options instead of shares

>>25828251
You'd be crazy not to - not because it is a good company, but silicon valley companies will literally gatekeep the competition out of existence. Gab is going to get rekt by cloudflare in the very near future

>>25828304
interdasting

You guys bought some AMC stock yet? You should buy some AMC stock.

Horse frens what is the plan?

What's your play today?

>>25828273
I'm gonna wait a few days, unless the dump is epic (for example ARKG below $94 today).

you know what maybe I'm just not going to look at my stock today

This is just small shave, no damage done to the charts, literally won't be suprised if we close green

>>25828281
Yes.

>>25828281
I just bought a call

hi glad to see a bit of red all round so I can get into trading a bit with recent money from student loan. what would you recommend to invest in metal/crypto/stock wise for someone who has around £1200 to spend?
hope you all earned some good money this past bull run.

Today will be blood red, won’t it?

>>25828221
Waiting for it to bottom out and then buy calls like a madman tbdesu.

Guys what should I buy? Thinking SRPT since they went down a ton Friday.

>>25828376
watch everything go down while I congratulate myself for selling everything friday morning

>>25828281
One thing to think about is it will also have a dividend of somewhere b/w 2-4 percent

Thank you Sony
I will donate a percentage of my earnings to japans finest brothel.

>>25828347
He had 40k and is now down to around 20k. No NEETbux either

>>25828407
>investing 1200

just buy a udemy course and develop a skill.

Thinking I'm gonna hold my MARA calls til friday expy gonna take a shit this morning..or should I sell now?

Jumped in on PLUG after 10% dip

>>25828355
why?

>>25828357
panic

>>25828351
You realize Twitter is going to zero, right? Containment has been breached and “gatekeeping” is no longer possible.

>>25827909
no i literally watch trumps speech directly prior to the vote and he said "i hope pence doesnt cuck ill like him a lot less if he does"

literally everyone thought pence was going to save the day

that was his last ditch effort nobody knew he would betray like that

the betrayal was unexpected

GIVING WKHS MY ENERGY BEFORE OPEN
COME ON HORSEY BROS

>5 minutes since sell order put through
>trading 212 still not processed it
>lost £15 of value from the sell order so far
I'm going to bomb their fucking headquarters in a minute I swear to god.

Time to continue the retarded nigger-pump

I don’t like red

>>25828376
Holding Chink shit NIO till it hits 100.
I'm going to be bored for a couple of days.

>>25828355
Okay. Is 1000 shares enough? That's all the money I have.

>>25828460
hold

SPY puts or calls today?

fuck

>>25828499
There definitely were people who were expecting it

>>25828351
Gab rolls their own for their entire tech stack. They dont rely on anyone for anything except electricity and internet connection. They'd have to be cut off at the physical level to be put offline. Cloudflare cant touch them.

>>25828460
You might be okay, just keep an eye on BTC

>>25828420
its looking like it..

>>25828060
>NCLH down .65 in pre trades
>Still up 24% overall
Feels good buying the dip

>>25828499
These gook whores are different from the ones you usually post

>>25828519
PUTS 360 2/15

>>25828455
thank you. i'm a uni student at the moment that would love to learn a practical trade like gardening as I am lacking in skills.

>>25828324
>virus is ATTACKING the population
>new cases SKYROCKET
>doctors FIGHT and BATTLE in the WAR in hosptitals
>americans attempt VIOLENT REVOLUTION COUP

our time is cooming soon gentlecats

>>25828351
>9% and falling fast

Anon, the stock has no value, and soon there will be no buyers in the market. That means the stock goes to zero. Twitter will close at $35 or less today

>>25828060
So what shitcoins cheapies should I buy right now?

MARA support at $4...

>>25828407
Go with an ETF if you've only got £1200, you don't want it to get wiped out. Of course you could also pick a meme stock and show me up as a risk averse idiot, it's up to you.
I'd still just put it in ICLN or something though.

>>25828564
How do I short journalism?

IPOE/SoFi is a no-brainer, every single student uses SoFi for their student loans and then they'll realise SoFi much more to offer. SoFi is an all in one option for millenials and zoomers and will replace traditional brick and mortar banks.

>>25828449
When you are in the Japan brothel ask them how many more day until bcrx does something.

>>25828192
*Japanese show plays*
Oriental horns
Tok tok tok tok toktoktoktoktoktok....

NNNNNNIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>25828122
and awoman

>>25828592
>>25828469
Calm down son its a multimillion dollar corporation their not shutting down their doors.

>>25828515
She's not American, right? Doesn't look like she hates the world/white people.

>>25828592
If twitter dumps to $35 I might actually buy some

>>25828648
And amoron

MARA puts is the play. Its going below $10 this week.

good morning, i hate women

everything might be going down this week, will MMED finally take off? Lt's hope so.

Will this fuck be that which we don't know?

>>25828614
sad thing is you need to long it because peoples brains cants fight it.

>>25828617
the move already happened, its only down from here

Just to let you know that English people don't say kike, they say yid.

>>25828451
20k is still admirable considering he started with 5k from September

>>25828665
People like you are ruining this country

>>25828614
I'm not sure, but I'd like to long caskets. I've overheard two separate normie conversations where they discussed how much fun it would to beat local news personalities.

>>25828617
Great ad read bro. Tell us about MeUndies next

time for me to get shafted

its been fun guys

>>25828449
Isn't it kind of sad that you have to post photoshopped japs to be attracted to japs?

>>25828665
That's an island cousin

>>25828499
You're delusional dude, Pence could do literally nothing to stop it he doesn't have the power to do that. Trying to would just make him look just as retarded as Trump, so he did what he was required to do despite Trump having a meltdown about it. There was no betrayal and everyone with even a single iota of knowledge regarding politics knew that Pence wasn't going to back him up, because he literally couldn't.

WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT BE

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WADDA FUGG WUDDAT :DDD

TSLA and AMRS are already fucking me.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

*DING DING DING DING DING DING*

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

ONE MORE MINUTE UNTIL RED SEA

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

This is some bull shit. I was told stocks only go up.

>>25828333
One (minute) nothing wrong with me..

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

HOLY FUCK

REMEMBER BOYS, IRON HANDS

>>25828684
based

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BLOOD RED

Whichever of you cunts recommended AMRS, I hope you get aids

>>25828657

Twitter WAS a multibillion dollar corporation. The bigger they are, the harder they fall

>>25828606
I appreciate it, will look into them.

I'm growing really tired of 4U. It's very underperforming compared to other stocks. Even MARA with today's 20% drop still performs better.

>MARA

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>25828657
Twitter is a shit company.

What did I say about BILI

HOLD THE LINE

WADAFUGWADA

I'M NOT GIVING UP ON WKHS
I DON'T CARE IF MY WEEKLIES FAIL I'LL NEVER SELL

>>25828741
>−25%
oh lord.... im a ruined

TESLA GO BACK UP GOD DAMN IT

told you guys buy OZSC on friday despite it being a penny, hope you listened.

DONT FUCKING SELL

AAAAAAAA posting is still my favourite part even if it means I lose money

give me a real dump today I want cheapies

brainlet here
so if I lose 50% of lets say 100 USD
I need 100% to recover, losing me money, right? So where does the money lost go? Just fucking disappears?

>>25828815
I regret my friday fud a little less now

MARA redder than my piss. Single digit stock by friday.

>>25828821
I’m trying to convince him to stay away from TWTR or sell if he is holding any

>>25828060
Anyone else bought the dip? 400 quid in

>>25828060
And there go all of my premarket gains. Goddamned kikes.

GME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PLEASE FUCKING STOP AHHHHHHH

>>25828697
They only announced target last week, they have yet to merge which will take roughly 90 days for the ticker to change

>>25828833
THE HORSE ISNT GIVING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL OF MY OATS AND APPLES
ALL OF MY ENERGY
I GIVE IT TO YOU WKHS
PUMP PUMP PUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

MARA bros? We holdin? What a shit

GME CHADS RISE THE FUCK UP

>TWTR
looooooool

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>46 USD BROKEN

I just deposited $2,000 in to my amertrade account, what should I buy today?
Is there going to be a bloodbath? Else I might just buy more TSM

>SWBI

Sell, market order.

UUUU BROS WHAT THE FUUUUUCK

RYCEY don't make me average down again.....DONT MAKE ME DO IT!!!!

>>25828848
kek, I think it's seen its fair share of unwarranted growth
holy shit just looked at my portfolio though, this shit is blood red I'm sorry I said anything LINES GO UP

>>25828469
Yea this is going to be bad. Lying is one thing. Believing your lie is another. You dont ban the most popular president in modern history without repercussions.

GET FUCKED MARA FAGGOTS

WE'RE GOING INTO THE GREEN HORSEBROS
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>25828914
Sold Friday, bought today

FNGU, when?

>>25828914
I sold, will buy back around $10

I warned you, the fiat monetary system is unsustainable and bitcoin is a tulip bubble, today is the beginning of the collapse

UUUU bros hold me

UUUU just went AAAA

I'm not looking at my calls until somebody has something nice to say about the underlying, which shall not be named.

ITS ALL OVER

>>25828200
All in on NAK, got my life saving in therr

>>25828998
>>25828996
diamond hands

>>25828996
>>25828998
we sold last friday, why the fuck didn't you sell?

NO TWIITTER BROS WTF
BUT WE'RE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY

>>25828942
Watch this at 3m16s to get an idea https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHBhKbF2xMA&t=3m16s

>>25828957
You and me? We're holding a big bag of shit for a nice long while.

GO HORSE GO I LOVE YOU ILL GIVE YOU ALL THE CARROTS

>>25828996
>>25828998
why the fuck did you guys fall for the uranium shilling? Nuclear has been shit for 50 years.

>>25828996
>>25828998
Insider trading? Maybe they know the nuclear reserve isn't going to pass

>>25828679
and ayourmom

Buy the dip

>>25828900
IM FUCKIN COOOOOOOOOOOMMINGGGGG
missed you brother, and the september shenanigans

Market bought $10k worth of NIO at opening, let's go boys.

HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSEHORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSEHORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSEHORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSEHORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSEHORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSEHORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE

>>25828156
Down .5%

Just woke up from a 2 year coma, what did I miss?

lol went from -3% (-$2000) and having my finger on the button to sell everything, to being in the positive, within 3 minutes of the market being open.

Wish I had some money in cash to buy MARA

>>25828983
knew it would drop on monday
didn't think this bad
bought in at 19.90

>>25828376
buy crypto cheapies

>>25829049
Uranium is in the beginning of a bull market just not right now, Uranium is still a long-term (1-3 year) hold

>red open
See you guys tomorrow

>>25829049
I still tripled my money on it

Don't be a retard. Sell TSLA before it goes to 400. We all knew the bubble would eventually pop. Realize gains while you can

Rebounding already. Is this gonna be a green day? Cuz thatd be fukn tits man.

>>25829030
This. UUUU is a long play. Just load up more cheapies for a 10x next year

TWITTER IS DOWN OVER 11% AND THE MARKET HASN’T BEEN OPEN FOR 5 MINUTES LOL

>>25829060

Steel up $1100 LOL

CLF won't be under $20 for long

Down 300$

PAMP IT BASED NIO

>>25829032
12% GREEEN FROM TWITTER DYING.
DIE TWITTER DIE AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Dow pumping
>Nasdumping

So a typical monday

>>25829049
rebuilding us reserve which meant us company, i thin was the play

>>25828192
What about the Executive Order FUD?

>EDIT $77
>sold friday for $97
feels good

>20 minutes since market sell order placed
>still not sold
>down to +£5 on initial investment from +£210

>>25828373
>ARKG below $94 today
don't you put that evil on me

Buying BBBY calls today

>>25829120
I wish I bought puts. I saw this shit happening.

>COHEN ONE OF THREE ADDED TO BOARD
COHEN ONE OF THREE ADDED TO BOARD
>COHEN ONE OF THREE ADDED TO BOARD
COHEN ONE OF THREE ADDED TO BOARD

GHIV SINGLE HANDEDLY HOLDING UP MY PORTFOLIO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>25828919
GMEr's NEVER DIE

Holy shit TSLA lmao, will we ever recover

>>25829178
>slowpoke jpg

First for SRAC

what should I use 2,000$ with?

>>25829120
Will Twitter get sued for failing to fulfill their fiduciary duty?

>>25829190
TSLA early investors probably cashing out since we literally hit "NEW PARADIGM" last week

WKHS WKHS WKHS
GO WKHS
I BELIEVE IN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>25829180
SAME
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>25828872
Israel

Why the hell is ZOM doing so good right now?

>>25829119
can't lose if you never sell

>>25829185
Crey every time, we did it GME bros

Good morning I hate china

>>25829165
you should have known there was nowhere to go but down when it reached $109

>TSLA

>>25828872
>brainlet here
Well, at least you're aware that you're stupid

>>25829190
> down 5%
> after being up 750% on the year
Oh no, whatever will they do.

Why the fuck did GME shoot up on the day I wanted to buy reeeeeeeeeeeeee
It was supposed to head to $17 today, not $20

DO I BUY MARA CALLS OR WAIT

>>25829121
MUH FUKKKIN DICK. OH CLF FAFFOT IM GOING TO DO GAY THINGS TO YOU AND EVEN THO UR A MILLIONAIRE U WONT BE ABLE TO STOP ME!!!

rip TESLA

Buy TAN

Fisker, you okay, bud?

>>25829220
To add; banning orange man was obviously going to turn out bad for the shareholders.

>>25829197
yeah i just woke up like 30 min ago and had to calm down my cat

>SWBI
Thank you based cheeto in chief

>>25829121
My fucking trade is stuck "Submitted for dealing", £2000 worth of shares, $19 limit price. Not being filled for some reason, fucking Hargreaves Lansdown.

>>25829264
it will fall farther from overreaction

Holy SHIT SNDL

Why did i FOMO into BFARF on Friday before close

>>25829220
a few billionaires are going to prop twitter up to make sure they don't lose face

>>25828872
Nig are you dumb? It goes to the fucking platform you use

grabbing some more arkk while its cheap

>>25829264
Just wait for a few days. This will keep falling.

GME THATS THE WRONG WAY

>>25828387
this. an anone even said friday that Januaries typically see fridays closing higher and mondays opening below close

>>25829220
Protecting the company from criminal liability by preventing trump from inciting violence and sedition on their platform is very much in the investor's interest.

I blame trump for this

>>25828221
i want to buy twitter just so i can sell it again to help the sell volume

>>25829259
>well duh you are stupid
>doesnt care to explain

>>25829323
How is that possible?

You call that a dump? Come on, we can go lower!

i am deeply disappointed in VALE today

>>25829313
You can’t prop up a worthless stock BECAUSE THERE ARE NO REAL BUYERS.

If there are no buyers in the market, the stock goes to zero. Even if some billionaires bought and hold it.

YOU THINK THIS LITTLE DIP IS GONNA STOP ME???
I BOUGHT MORE, THAT'S RIGHT, MORE WKHS BECAUSE OF THE DIP
I WILL GO TO THE MOON ON THE BACK OF A STALLION BOYS

>>25828376
buying SNDL dips

BOTY VIP lounge opening soon

Should i listen to PLTR tranny or CLF tranny and just buy some

I don’t know anything about CLF but the shilling sort of convinced me

In VVPR at $9.88 long.
If anyone wants a defence stock LMT now in a buy spot: $334.55 is one of the first key prices from its March dip. Next up $324.01 and $322.01.

>>25829280
I have a 642 for my casual daily carry. I recommend.
>AVGR
Muh dick

>GHIV
Based. I am in the green since it's my biggest position.

I just went all in $378 SPY puts that expire today. Can we just fucking crash already?

>>25828221
Is it just angry trumptard boomers selling TWTR, or is there an actual fundamental reason to get rid of it.

>>25829421
I'm not going to buy more weeklies, but I'll hold onto the ones I do have

WTF I OPENED PUTS AT OPEN ON MARA. WHY IS THIS POS RISING WHEN BTC IS TANKING??

INAQ is such a comfy hold going into tomorrow conference.

>>25829422
Why do you guys push for sndl when it doesn't make that many good growth moves?

>>25829402
fuck off, gaynigger bobo
This is all you cuck get

>tfw missed all BTC big miners dips and now they are all recovering beyond buying opportunity

looks like the pop in GME is getting sold off ruthlessly. It always pulls back after a rise... time to sell for the moment and wait for the dip, GME chads?

>>25829461
Ghiv bro OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>25829461
Thinking of buying more.

Every time I get into TSLA it fucking tanks.

>NVDA blood green
????

>>25828501
Hahah, get fucked bro. I told you all Friday to sell. You didn't listen.

>>25829487
It bounced off a support level moron
Learn to use charts if you're going to play with stocks

>>25828420
start of the biden crash

>>25829501
hahaha your tears bring me joy

>>25829438
PLTR hasn't made money in 20 years. CLF might be for fags but at least they know how to turn a profit.

>>25829474
The problem is that there has never been any reason to buy it in the first place and this may be the catalyst that wakes the general public up to this fact

>>25829419
explain i guess....because i would say you can, it's no different than soros selling pltr

>>25829500
>+20% today

Should I buy into CD Projekt?

It's been beat down like crazy but those polaks still sold 15m copies and will sell dlc and shit

>ONTX

>>25829567
NIO partnership

>>25828614
Don't fight the fed.

Holy shit, why it's a red monday? Normally over the weekend it's the opposite. Did I miss something important?

>>25828914
I bought calls at open

Bull trap forming on RIOT and MARA.

>>25829545
>you buy
>it tanks
try
>it tanks
>buy

>>25829607
I've never seen a Polish stock worth buying, they seem to all crab for years

>>25829638
look at last monday

>>25829607
It will go up as soon as they announce something, maybe even this week. Also they will have a report on sales in April. I bought at around 270 PLN

>>25828200
I sold my NAK to by RYCEY

>>25829607
I feel like it'll get worse before it gets better.

>>25829575
Don't care, bought more

>>25829489
oh didn't know there was a conference tomorrow
I've had my eye on INAQ for a little bit, I'm expecting the merger vote date announcement really soon

>>25829607
>still sold 15m copies and will sell dlc and shit
all of that is priced in. CDPR has to prove they can make a game on their stated cycle or make the dev cycles longer, both reasons why the stock should go down and stay down for a while

>>25829575
>Hahah, get fucked bro. I told you all Friday to sell. You didn't listen.
Down 0.39%

>>25829438
cant go wrong with PLTR given dems and far left commies and megacorp tech elites are in control of government now

went all in on qs again. i feel confident

>>25829474
Boomers have been around long enough to know you keep your investments and your politics separate. Twitter is counting on Congress/federal regulators and their Big Tech sisters to help sabotage any competitors. Orange Man draws users from all over the political spectrum. Banning him and thousands of conservatives, many of whom are part of the key advertising demo, is a mistake in the short term and possibly for the long haul.

>GEVP not dipping
AHHHHHHHHHHH

SIGL BROS

bngo please forgive me for my insults, for i know not what i said. thank you for the green

>>25829610

Delete this image IMMEDIATELY

>>25829540
i learned my lesson swinging this thing, it can move up and down 10% easily
its guaranteed $50 eoy

People on the worst coast are still sleeping. Once they wake up and see how red their twitter stocks are they're going to dump the whole market.

REEEECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERING

Looks like we're going to hover around a 10-13% day GME chads. That's a win in my book

>>25828872
Why do you think its called trading. It goes to the person you traded with.

>>25829607
I bought. Once the update comes out where you can have 3 penises with different circumcision status, the price will skyrocket.

I live in coastal WA and have been up since 5AM local because I knew it was going to dump and wanted to buy

OH IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOM

Running out of dips to buy, bears fucked. Regular Monday. Bull run continues

>sold my NIO on thursday
>it skyrocketed over the weekend
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>25829747
feels good that the breakeven on my April calls are under $20

WHAT BUY PLS TELL AM RETARDED

>>25829666
CEO for metromile will kill the conference, he's smart and confident and obviously has a good company.

NIO chads?

man I fucking hope all the WSB Tesla retards get margin called

And we're up. Fucking let's go, get this money my ninjas.

>>25829677
This is just the beginning. All the way down to $20. Heed my words.

>>25829711
Just imagine how many reddiotrs went all in on that

>>25829797
I wouldn't buy right now desu

>>25829817
TWTR at $45

>>25829811
>selling days before a major catalyst in NIO Day
why

what is happening with PLUG

>>25829797
NOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STILL BE SLEEPING AND SELL WHEN YOU SEE ITS RED!!!!!

>>25829474
Have you heard him speak? Forget the politics. He mumbles a couple of catch phrases over and over again.

It’s clear he had no idea what he’s doing. I think he’s on Xanax or some other hard drugs. He’s nearly unresponsive when you ask him questions. He repeats the exact same shit no matter what question you ask him. Do you have faith in this guy? I don’t

tesla is fucking plummeting

>BYDDF
>SKLZ

stockmoe chads keep winning

>>25829834
based

BOTY BROS RISE UP

>>25829754
so lets say that the price drops to 50usd from 100usd. That's 50%. Now I need to go up 100% to make up for it.
Where does the 50% of the money go? I smell jewish influence here.

Should I get
ARKQ
ARKK
FNGU
or something else

Currently have TQQQ SOXL TECL as my "safe" money

>>25828973
>most popular president in modern history
lol

Bought more GME

CRSR bros

kek I am actually making more money thank you based IPOE

>>25829874
>sometimes google knows what you need more than you know what you need!

can't really blame the guy, he probably has all kinds of people running psyops from him. I think my favorite hacker turned gov asset was tom from myspace, but he wised up and just started doing photography on instagram. We miss you tom, even if you did perv on all the girls.

>>25829903
My only regret was not buying more last week :(

just bought CLF, let's go trannies

>>25829895
jeez.. you are too retarded for stocks aren´t you

>>25829907
wait for earnins report that shit gonna POP

>>25829897
ARKK

>>25829907
V SHAPE RECOVERY
I'm happy for you bros

>>25829826
More like NIO manlet.
>Bought 500USD of NIO, LI AUTO and SPENG each hoping one would get picked by based eternal chink president to rek TSLA

Also why does XIAOMI barely move?

>>25829956
I knew that this was all a jewish scam.
>hurr you are retarded
wake up sheep

Why the fuck am I $20 on my MFA $4 calls expiring this Friday. It's nowhere near strike, increased IV?

>>25829938
People shit talk spacs but unless some whale decides to short them they hold up when things go wrong

>>25829985
Because it's a gradual staircase up until they get moon news. Just hold it, you're only making money from it.

SNDL 25% up currently
hope you all listened to me

TESLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>smallcaps bouncing back
nooo this can't be... I need cheapies!

>>25829903
The highest of buy highs

GO HORSEY GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>25828200
Got in for 100 shares last week. Still -10% lol

>>25829985
>picked by based eternal chink president
basically already happened to NIO unofficially. It's the golden goose and your ride to financial freedom

>>25830022
Ok; I get that, but why is it so anti-volatile? It's like it has almost no one trading it either way.

>>25829998
>hasn’t learned how to put jew jews
ngmi

>>25830000
*Up

>>25830009
Yeah just look at Chamacks other SPACs, IPOD and IPOF both of them keep pumping

>>25830000
literally zero bids lol. you robinoggers just get an average between the bid and ask, which is not the real price.

>SBE

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And.... we're back

CLF cum slut saved my portfolio again. Guess trannies arent that bad.

TSLA fighting so hard

>>25829895
Well to be more precise someone else who also owns the stock sold and traded part of its value over to a 3rd party. Thats why others selling tanks your value.

>I smell jewish influence here

In the stock market? No fucking way. Get outta town.

COME ON WKHS YOU GOT THIS
BROKE PAST THE NEGATIVE NOW JUST KEEP GALLOPING HIGHER

>>25830081
I just now bought 6 March 2021 20c calls for IPOE

>>25830024
sitting comfy here anon
thanks

>>25830052
True if big.
I don't know what's the best part - that we're gonna make money off of it, or that TSLAsoyboys are gonna seethe over their dumping folios

REEEE-FUCKING-COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERING

IS BFARF A BUY AT 2.4

>>25829899
Only argument is him or Obama. I say him today, Obama took a huge hit after 8 yrs of doing fuck all.

>that AMRS swing

>>25829859
events usually go down

EU bros, how do you trade options?

I closed out my MARA calls I opened at market open for a tiny profit. Time for puts to print.

>>25830099
pls just die

Anyone else puts CLF? it will drop to $15 EOW. It can't keep growing.

>>25830081
I'm all in them right now, I actually don't like Chamath that much. I just think the SPAC can adjust based off what the market is doing or current events. It means if some fucked up event happens they can change targets. It's probably the best hold during these volatile times.

i got 4k to spend.

anyone got an idea on which options to get?

IF YOU'RE LISTENING
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BRING IT BACK
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>25830146
Damn. Robinhood really is shit. You can't buy BFRAF on it, but you can buy it on WeBull.

>>25829998
Now look what at what crypto dips do to you. That shit destroys you.

>>25830166
You Don't :(

BOBO FAGGOTS BTFO BY THE RECOOOVERY

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NEW

>>25830204
>>25830204
>>25830204

>>25830226
*by the bulltrap

>>25830155
Could you, for one second, just get Trump's cum out of your mouth. It is embarrassing.

>SOLO
o i am laffin

>>25830085
Feels goodman

MVIS
NNDM
IDEX
thank you my golden boys, my islands of verdure in seas of crimson, my fucking little money piggies

>>25829711
What the fuck? Why is it STILL going up on a fucking misunderstanding?

IM GETTING WHIPLASH AT THIS RECOVERY

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>25830166
IBKR

time to baghold today

>>25830166
>>25830223
on Eurex for euro shitstocks
or CBOE/CME for burger index plays

>portfolio crests 90k

I am a golden god!

>>25830326
grats

>>25830250
Could you, for one second, face that you will never be a woman.

>>25830058
If you know...you know...

>>25830155
Trump's approval has essentially served as a baseline compared to all other presidents his entire time in office(scroll down for comparisons)

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/trump-approval-ratings/

>>25830326
next stop 6 figures baby
I'm about to crest 80k so also creeping up on it

>>25829892
NO I COULDN'T BUY IN YET

CRSR WTF

>>25828469
because trump was such a good addition to profitability?? get fucked