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imagine destroying your legs and losing so much money, just to still be a manlet, but with unproportional legs

>>25824210
you're just going to have to accept your shortcomings and work with what you have. try transitioning.

>>25824271
Imagine thinking being 5'5" is something any male should endure. You don't know what rape is. You don't know what true emasculation is. I am not a man. I am a little boy despite being 25. Being short regressed my brain. It mentally raped me. I am me tally fucked for life due to this height

>>25824210
just chill dude

>>25824210
i'm gonna get LL too
from 6' to 6'2

>>25824210
I'm 5'7 never any issues sounds like its all mental to you I'd suggest start working out I doubt being 5'9 would help you at all

>>25824446
Ya but the difference is even at your current height, you don't look 12

>>25824210
Learn to love yourself dude. I’m 6’3” though

>>25824522
>I'm 5'7 never any issues
Duh. Desires vary per person. The more testosterone you have, the more being short hurts.

>sounds like its all mental
Doesn't make it any less justified. And let's be real. Height is the number ONE characteristic of a male. Penis doesn't mean jack shit. I actually want to get surgeries to get rid of it. I'm probably asexual anyways.

>to you I'd suggest start working out I doubt being 5'9 would help you at all
Workout out... you're telling me that? I'm not going to list what I've done, but long story short, body building was my dream and I started at age 12. Stopped at age 16 when I realized 5'5" was my final height and I've been suicidal ever since. I trained more than 99% of humans. I'm thinking bitch god was jealous of my will power which is why he designed me to be a midget. Pure childish jealousy due to how I had superior will power to that fuckface.

What doc? Paley costs 150k lmao, anything else will put you in the wheelchair for a year

>>25824210
Why not spend that money on some fucking mental health therapy?

Jesus Christ dude get actual help. I'm 5'5" and sure I had a period where I was depressed about my height but you need to get over it.

If this is about TFW then consider that a woman won't make all your problems go away, Infact my current GF only adds to them. Use that 50k to splurge on hookers and realize that sex isn't all that great.

>>25824633
You’re too mad anon
It’s ugly

>>25824677
Some doctor in germany. I have the info somewhere. I also asked at some LL forum. I also even emailed the guy a few years ago. I'll reverify before I go for it.

Also, it's hilarious how retard faggot botch god just happened to have made my surgery (the most important cosmetic surgery in all of existence) one of the most expensive surgeries. Down syndrome god knew what he was doing. Stupid bitch is fucking with me. Pussy hides in the clouds because he knows that if he were in human form, I would torture his ass

>>25824526
I remember you, or at least someone like you, posting here a year or so ago.
A surgery won't fix you, it will make things even worse. You sound like a trannie. You can make your legs longer, sure, but you can't change the size of you body, the size of your hands and feet, etc.
You will more than likely look even more disgusting post surgery than now.
Life is unfair. Some of us are born lucky, many of us aren't. The only thing that will help and make you happy in the long run is to accept who you are and who you can be. You will never be Gigachad or a Slayer, but you can be the guy who made it and lives a great life despite having a genetic disorder

>>25824210
move to country with less height average anon

>>25824762
>Why not spend that money on some fucking mental health therapy?
LOL! You actually believe in that bullshit? I would think crypto people would be more aware of what's bullshit and what isn't (unless you are some normie). I've been confined twice. I've talked to countless therapists and psychiatrists. Random ass pills and dumbass talking points. "Talking" this out is like talking out having no arms and legs. It's retarded.

>Jesus Christ dude get actual help. I'm 5'5" and sure I had a period where I was depressed about my height but you need to get over it.
You don't have much testosterone then if you were able to accept your deformed body. Body building was my life. I doubt it was yours.

>If this is about TFW then consider that a woman won't make all your problems go away, Infact my current GF only adds to them. Use that 50k to splurge on hookers and realize that sex isn't all that great.
I hate women. Not interested in some brainless bitch

>>25824819
>accept who you are and who you can be.
Lol
No. Quite literally the ONLY reason I haven't ended my life is so I can get those surgeries. If those surgeries weren't a thing, I would have killed myself at 16.

>>25824819
To add to this, there's so many things people go through that make life shittier, being short is just one of them.

You could have been born brown, a girl with no tits, living in a shit hole country, been poor, prone to addiction, develop cancer at a young age, mentally ill (schizophrenia), get into an accident and lose your legs, obese, constant pain like my dad is in due to arthritis.

Many of these things people will take to their grave, you rolled SHORT on the genetic lottery of life.. idk about you but short isn't too bad compared to most things on that list.

Just drink some milk

>>25824821
This has nothing to do with other people.
If I move to another country, guess what? I'm still a midget.

When I look at mirrors, all I see is a 12 year old midget. That won't magically go away ever.

>>25824956
>idk about you but short isn't too bad compared to most things on that list.
LOOOOOOOOOOL this is the greatest ylyl comment I've ever seen. Being black is worse than being a midget? Being poor (which I am PLUS am short)? Etc.
Funny shit.
As for cancer, people who die young aren't wage slaves so they are lucky

>>25824953
Yeah you definitly sound like a tranny. But whatever, its your body and health you are runing and up to you to ignore what people are telling you. Good luck anon

>>25824953
But have you though about transitioning?
It sounds like you would make a great gay bottom/facesitting cuckold. Just give it a go. Imagine your slutty fat wife sits on your face after a date with a 6’4’’ gigachad while you lick all the juices and cum from her hole?

>>25824330

you absolute retard, you do not have to feel emasculated for being 5.5, this is your own choice.

Please dont give a fuck about what women think, most of them are disgraceful whores any way.

Just better yourself and get more money. Just please dont waste a btc on doing this stupid surgery.

If you want to get more gains though I suggest you go all in LINK now instead. LINK will likely make higher multipliers than btc

>>25825095
Tranny = pussy ass bitches that don't realize biologically speaking, surgeries won't change their sex

Male Midget = justified in being emasculated as height is quite literally a prereq to being a man.

Don't compare me to trannies just because they also have "body dysmorphia". My hell is justified. Theirs isn't.

>>25824210
>5'5"
thats average in most of the world, retard

>>25824210
remember the get

>>25825110
OP, this

>>25825110
Not into your fetish

>>25825134
>you absolute retard, you do not have to feel emasculated for being 5.5, this is your own choice.
Dumbest shit ever. That's like saying if I chopped your arms and legs off, you don't have to be "in pain" or "sad" about it. Also, accepting being short = IGNORING your problems instead of facing them head on. Only a coper pretends it's no big deal despite it being a prereq to being a man.

>Please dont give a fuck about what women think, most of them are disgraceful whores any way.
I literally said I hate women lol

>Just better yourself and get more money. Just please dont waste a btc on doing this stupid surgery.
Money is only good for 2 things. 1. freedom 2. to get what you want. You know what I want? A hone that is a gym for me only and my surgeries. No fucking point in living as a midget if it will fill me with immense pain

>If you want to get more gains though I suggest you go all in LINK now instead. LINK will likely make higher multipliers than btc
People always say that about their alts.. btc is the safe bet. Everything else could destroy me. If I lose this bitcoin, I'm 100% done with life which is why I don't want to risk it

>>25825191
The fuck? That's the average for a female.

>>25825227
Drowned?

>>25825249
I don't have their fetish

>>25824210
Unironically go live in the Philippines. Average height for a man is 5'1 and 4'11 for a woman.

Pablo Escobar was this height, and actually most men in Colombia and Asia are this height exactly.

Sounds like cringe cope OP

>>25824953
5'5 is pretty bad I guess, Im only 5'7 and have a mummy gf (she 47)

You can find love, but you won't find it from the tinder generation, as a 22 year old anon, fuck hoes aqquire currency & mummy gf.

>>25825341
I literally addressed this and someone else already mentioned it too:
their argument >>25824821
my argument >>25824997

>>25825297
>>Please dont give a fuck about what women think, most of them are disgraceful whores any way.
>I literally said I hate women lol


If this is true, then why do you care about your height? Seems dumb, I'm pretty short too but I'm also now the only one out of my 500 college leavers who aren't in debt and now own enough money to retire at early 20's.

It is what it is

Also, what country are you from OP?

Sounds like ESL

>>25825352
...why the fuck would I care if some midget is proud of being a midget? Are you a sheep? If Pablo likes to sucks dick, are you going to suck dick too?

>>25825366
Not looking for love. Looking to fix my deformity. I also don't believe in reproduction. Greatest evil of this planet. No point to some random used up bitch

>>25825341
Good idea.

Or you could get rich and famous, look at short hollywood actors they do fine.

>>25824330
Learn martial arts anon
Short guys will fuck you up

>>25825436
>If this is true, then why do you care about your height?
Did you completely miss how I said body building was my passion?
And please for fucks sakes don't list midget body builders since again, just because someone is okay with being deformed doesn't mean I should be too. That's sheepish logic and it also makes no sense since desires vary per person

>>25825438
Why would you assume english is my second language? I bet you're just associating "short height" as a third worlder thing.
I'm from the u.s.

>>25825297
Your mom didn't breastfeed you, did she anon?

>>25825399
Sorry man your argument makes no sense. You are short or tall by comparison. You won't move to The Philippines because you're a passy-faggot and it sounds scary.
DESU, your mental state/attitude sounds way worse of an affliction than your height. You sound absolutely terrible to hang out with.

>>25825489
Lol martial arts is pussy stuff. What are they going to do? Break some fake bricks in front of me? Grappling is the only fighting style I respect

OP is toxic. This thread is toxic.

>>25825607
>You are short or tall by comparison.
You're dense then. If I look in the mirror, I see a kid. Not rocket science to understand what I'm saying.

>You won't move to The Philippines because you're a passy-faggot and it sounds scary.
Don't project your pussy personality unto me

>height not the issue
Assumptions that are full of shit

>terrible to hang out with
I am cynical due to this height and so I have cut connections to everyone. Now my life is basically bitcoin, work, and obsessing over surgeries. Not a single second is enjoyable because all I can think about is being trapped in the body of a retard boy. I give no mother fucking shits if midgets in the philipines are okay with being deformed. They are beta fucks. That's why they are okay with being short

I also one day hope to have enough money and the tech is good enough to replace my deformed legs. Be grateful for what you have OP it could be a lot worse

>>25824210
Heights a meme. I'm a 6 foot 1 virgin.
You're willing to risk being in genuine pain for the rest of your life mutilating your legs?
Looks and height obviously help, but money and power trumps all in the eyes of women. You'd be better off accumulating more wealth.

>>25824997
You won't be a midget in the Philippines though, you'll be the exotic rich guy with a high status.

>>25825672
Ya, I won't deny that. Now imagine these thoughts bottled up inside me for years. I am in a constant state of hate. Almost 9 years of immense hell (technically I was always feeing tortured ever since I was a kid since I was always a midget. Even back then. I was always the shortest male).

>>25824210
bait

>>25825742
>could be a lot worse
Nope. The ONLY people that have had it worse than me are those that have been physically tortured. Everyone else has had life on easy mode compared to me. Objective fact.

>>25825781
Women are retards. Height is NOT a meme. My dream was body building. Height is a prereq in MY eyes

>>25825782
Couldn't care less. That won't make me not feel like a midget.

>>25825813
If only. Turns out god really is a sadist bitch.

>>25825499

Listen up.
I'm a midget myself. Always the shortest guy around.
I do powerlifting and for my small weight/frame I am still impressing men around me that are over double my bodyweight.
I have a sixpack. Around 5 - 7% fat. Muscle fibers visible everywhere and can deadlift 200kg.
I can run a marathon without any problems. I am a professional programmer. I have a /fit/ gf that loves me for who I am.
I am still depressed about my height and bolding head everyday. I don't have much money either.
But guess what? MAN THE FUCK UP. That is the only measure of a man you retard.

You say you hate women? No you don't. You only hate them because they don't give you enough attention.
You want to be a "bodybuilder" and yet you want to take a surgery that will fuck up your legs permanently.
You only want to be tall for yourself? Bullshit. Men were fucking 4'4 avarage like 500 years ago. You just think your social life will improve somehow.

You disgust me OP.

>>25825902
most based post itt.
own it, OP. don't cuck yourself.

jackie chan is like 5" 5 learn martial arts then move to china, bitches be loving them gaigins

>>25825823
I had one of these things on for 18 months. Although not to make my leg longer but to correct my deformed feet.
You will never be happy at 5,9 if you can't learn to be happy at 5,5

Take it from an actual cripple, the bitterness will eat you up unless you accept it

>>25824210
1 btc, 38k.. you had your chance anon you’re a manlet for life no

>>25825902
>I am still impressing men around me that are over double my bodyweight.
You just think you do lol. Even if you did, it's pathetic to want others to validate you.

>I have a sixpack. Around 5 - 7% fat. Muscle fibers visible everywhere and can deadlift 200kg.
And you still can't doo what I did at age 16. Not impressed.
>I can run a marathon without any problems.
So what? I got mvp of track when I was in high school. Etc.
>I am a professional programmer.
Irrelevant to the discussion and being someone's bitch is nothing to celebrate. Prestige is overrated.
>I have a /fit/ gf that loves me for who I am.
I don't care about women so pointless to flaunt that.

>I am still depressed about my height and bolding head everyday. I don't have much money either.
But you're a programmer. How the fk do you not have a sht ton of bitcoin with your salary?
>But guess what? MAN THE FUCK UP.
Not possible at 5'5"
>That is the only measure of a man you retard.
No, height js
>You say you hate women? No you don't. You only hate them because they don't give you enough attention.
False. You assume that and that's hilarious. Just recently one talked to me for months but honestly I didn't feel anything despite her being my "type". I didn't show her my inner demons so she didn't know about how cynical I really was. Either way, I felt nothing. I kept thinking to myself "You aren't a proper replacement to my surgeries. My surgeries have more worth".
>You want to be a "bodybuilder" and yet you want to take a surgery that will fuck up your legs permanently.
No contradiction so it makes fuck all sense to say "yet"

I know this is a bait thread designed to stoke your egos and highlight your insecurities, but this is just a friendly reminder that pic related was a moonfaced manlet with shit hair and he carved a warpath across Europe and slayed more puss than everyone on /biz/

>>25825902
>You only want to be tall for yourself? Bullshit. Men were fucking 4'4 avarage like 500 years ago. You just think your social life will improve somehow.
Dumbass baseless assumption. More projecting. I reaaaaaaally don't understand how people think projecting themselves unto others is an argument. You're not me, stupid.
>You disgust me OP.
Ditto, faggot

>>25824633
Why don't you just become a tranny?

>>25825366
Checked
Where to find a mummy gf?

>>25825736
>You're dense then. If I look in the mirror, I see a kid. Not rocket science to understand what I'm saying
Have you left your country? I spent years living in SEA. Everyone looks smaller and like a kid in The Philippines.
But you are so dark and negative that even if you were given great advice here, you wouldn't see it. You'd insult the person and retreat back into your dark Smeagle cave of hate.

>>25826157
Right pic was when he was in his 40s, fat, grizzled by 20 years of stress and stomach disease. He was chaddish when young.

>>25826012
No thanks

>>25826062
>bitterness will eat you
already has. I am well aware I'm going to kill myself before 30 anyways. There's no going back from that. I just refuse to die a midget. 2 fucking years though... I will probably self harm if I have to go through that for 2 years. I was told it was one year

>>25826092
Well eoy I still see it touching 6 digits. I just don't want to wait that much longer as I've endured more torture than should be humanely possible.

>>25826157
if some midget likes sucking dick, should you suck dick too? Stop using people as examples as if it had any relevance

>>25825862
>god really is a sadist bitch
You sound 13yo. How old are you?

>>25826219
I've been to airports before. I'm even shorter there. Males at airports are like 6'5" and females are like 5'9". I'm a fucking dwarf. I also don't give a single FUUUUUUCK if their are countries filled with midgets. That has ZERO relevance

If they sucked dick all day, should you do that too? You will answer no. You know why? Because desires vary per person. Not everyone wants to suck dick. Not everyone wants to be a pussy. Not everyone wants to be trapped in the body of a little kid. Get that through your thick skull

>>25826135
>>25826168

You know what? I'm actually interested even though I think this is probably all a LARP.
Tell us what great things you did at 16.
Show us a picture or something.
What the fuck is even the distance for high school track? 400m? You were the mvp among all the teenagers that probably didn't give a shit?

Please tell us more about your sportly proves.

>>25826284
I'm not going to spoonfeed you. I stated my age somewhere above

>>25824210
Why don't you just fuck hookers for the rest of your life? Is that so bad?

hat I would give to kidnap OP and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.

I'm darkly fascinated by Smeagle OP. It's sort of gross to read what he says. It's like watching rekt videos though.
I can't think of a more toxic gross human I've come across lately.
Anything anyone says to him, he spits poison at. So gross.

I think everyone has tried giving advice and you just insult them. Maybe you like men to call you a midget instead? Do you want me to force my dick in your mouth op? You don't seem to like bizanons helping you out.

>>25826380
I did 400meters in 52 seconds.

At age 12, I would do 100 pushups in 1 minute and 20 seconds without stopping. At age 16.5, I used to do 17k pushups with 45lb in a month (1000 in the low 40 min mark), 51k situps in a month (3000 non stop), curl a 20lb dumbbell 1,800 times per arm in one single set (yes, literally one single set. Once every 2 seconds per arm without stopping once), almost maxed the machines I used for 2 yrs (ages 15-16), curl 50lb dumbbells, hand stand pushups, Etc. That's just a brief summary. I basically did one of everything. Trained 2-3 hrs everyday for 4.5 yrs from age 12-16.5. Limited resources due to poverty.

As for the weights in the machines that I used, I couldn't tell you. I put pins randomly. I tried to put it in the heaviest I could handle, but never looked at the amount. The fitness room in my highschool also had pins for bench presses (have no clue what my max was, but definitely over 200. It was probably closer to 300lb).
I was planning on doubling my routine and doubling of that and doubling THAT, but it hit me I wasn't going to grow anymore and it completely destroyed me

>>25824633
>Duh. Desires vary per person. The more testosterone you have, the more being short hurts.

Lies, im blasting 1000 mg of test enanthate a week, 5'6 and i probably get more pussy in a week than this whole thread combined

>>25826468
OP has an erection reading this and he's confused why.

>>25826248
Still no excuse for incel cope. Many great men have been goofy looking motherfuckers and they didn't let their insecurities stop them in their tracks early in their lives. Don't let your hangups be an excuse not to do well to others.

>>25826442
Considering I am genuinely not interested in used up whores, yes.

>>25826468
You wouldn't be able to do shit. I'm near downey in california. Visit me, retard. We can set up a play date where I shove dog shit down your throat

>>25826551
The double of zero is still zero, little guy

>>25826282
You sound like a dicksucking midget anyway. Go break your legs so you can finally look yourself in the eye

>>25826627
>implying a 5'5 midget can do shit to a full grown man
lmao
My little sister is taller than you and she's in middle school.

>>25826492
Kek
>>25826545
If you actually had the capability to make me suck your dick through force, you've earned it. Chances are you're full of shit though Lol

>>25826627
>used up whores, yes.
Did you catch them trying not to laugh as you accidentally came in though the cat flap?

>>25826642
cope

>>25824281
>shortcomings
kek

>>25826713
>If you actually had the capability to make me suck your dick through force, you've earned it. Chances are you're full of shit though Lol
Sounds like you're giving me a homoerotic challenge. OP, you're probably gay mate.

>>25826551
The fact that you are okay with being a midget shows you don't have much testosterone. Keep living in that little bubble where "you're still a man" though.

You have zero friends, right op? You used to have friends but they all betrayed you and now you hate them.

Get out of your fucking basement and talk to people. Anyone in your life would tell you that this is a bad idea. Get a fucking proper frame if you care so much.

>>25826574
I know why. I imagine them getting fed their own body parts and it gets me horny

>>25826614
Again. If "other men" love to suck dick all day, should you suck dick all day too? Apparently yes lmfao. I don't give a fuck what some other midget does with their life.

>>25826664
>Go break your legs so you can finally look yourself in the eye
The fuck? Lmfaooo that makes no sense at all hahaha. Thanks for the laugh though. Unintentionally funny, but still funny

>>25826690
So if you weigh 50lb of bone, you think you could kick my ass just for being taller?

>>25826723
No. I must have missed it

>>25826757
Cope

>>25826791
You're the one that said you wanted me to suck your dick Lmfao. Fucking dumb

>>25824210
OP, after reading your replies in this thread, I sincerely hope you kill yourself this very year. You're just an embittered faggot being a bitch to everyone because what you don't realise is that your life is not bad because you're short but because you're a fucking pussy. You deserve everything that happens to you because your mindset is the reason why you're such a lame ass fuck.
FUCK OFF AND SAGE

>>25826811
As a hormone junkie i can tell you that the test level in your body is only a small fraction of what makes you a man
>don't have much testosterone
I'm not sure if you'll understand this because i explained it pretty simply before but i inject 1000mg of Testosterone enanthate a week which on my blood work reads about 6000 ng/dl. Anyone can inject hormones intramuscularly.

Maybe stop worrying so much about hormones and focus on getting a job outside McDonalds

>>25826546

OP. Common. What the hell is wrong with you?
Did you ever even see somebody workout or "bodybuild"?
You did 3000 situps nonstop?
You were curling babyweight dumbells for 2 GODDAMN HOURS nonstop?
If you did that in any gym around here everybody in that room would stop training and just worry about your mental health.
Even if you really did something so retarded - what you describe is by no means a challenging training. What the fuck is "maxing" machines even? Use some real weight please. Nobody care about "curls" in real bodybuilding son.

Now I really REALLY want to see a picture of you in your "prime".

>>25826973
>You're the one that said you wanted me to suck your dick Lmfao. Fucking dumb
I didn't expect 'make me do it and I'm your bitch'

>>25826869
You caught me! :(

>>25826887
Oh! I'm supposed to be a sheep and do what everyone else says, huh? The fuck..

I'm 6ft and I genuinely feel small when I'm around people my own age. The average height for people in their 20s is around 6ft 2. The younger generations are even taller. I'm considering getting leg lengthening surgery aswell to get to 6 ft2.

>>25827009
>1000mg of Testosterone enanthate a week
Damn dude. I used to do 250 every 4 days and that totally flipped my personality. 1000 is a shit ton.

>>25826973
no, I know I could kick your ass because you're a tiny little midge. I could pick you up and throw you like those midget tossing competitions. It'd be hilarious.

Pic related is an irish wolfhound on his hind legs next to an average sized human. If I taught this thing to rape on command it could have its way with you.

>>25827079
>You caught me! :(
The issue is your mental health.

Doesn't leg lengthening surgery prevent you from being able to seriously work out for the rest of your life?

>>25824210
oh look a lookism incel

suicide is best choice of you at 5'5''

even with 4 inches of LL you will stil be only 5'9'' manlet.

its OVAH

>>25827012
Holy shit.. I can feel the seething seeping through your comment.
"even if"
Lol
>worry about mental health
It's called passion. It's not something some fake bitch could understand.

> not "challenge training"
How about you try it then, pussy? You won't though.

>maxing even mean
Can't give you more info than that. I clearly explained it. I just used pins and went by what I could handle without paying attention to the weights I used on the machines.
>son
Cringed. And curling 50lb isn't some baby shit as a 16 year old lmfao. The fuck do you even curl?
>pics
I never took pics, but go ahead and cope by pretending this is just a copout. I could kind of sense by your wording you got a bit jarred and insecure. I'll tell you I used to be 170lb though. How much do you even weigh? And btw I am well aware that 220lb is the minimum to have real muscle. I've always struggled with food. I wonder how much you even weigh. I notice a bunch of normie faggots that go to the gym try to act like tough shit when they just do normie pathetic workouts any random ass joe can do

>>25827089
I barely even notice it honestly, But its also my 7th or 8th cycle and Ive used Methyltrienolone a couple times and that shit makes me want to murder kittens

>>25827290
5'5" really is suicide territory unless OP moves to one of those pygmy islands where he can maybe try to blend in but even they might get a bit suspicious.

>>25824606
6'4 reporting in, very cozy

>>25826985
Take that back or I'll cry

>>25824633
>Height is the number ONE characteristic of a male
wrong. face > height. i saw it first hand. also go find an asian girl she wont give a fuck about your height.

>>25827009
Your body creates so little testosterone that you actually have to inject some LMFAO

>>25824210
btc will be 500k in 5 years. imagine losing your btc for that ridiculous surgery now

>>25824210
To be fair Height is a massive halo. I dont think any coping faggot can deny that. If i remember correctly there was a study that even showed a correlation with how every cm taller a guy was in height his suicide risk dramatically reduced. If your a confident guy that is short people will just shit on you by claiming that you have a Napoleon complex. Life is unfair! Its just the way it is! I mean gazelles are sometimes unfortunate enough to be born in the middle of hyena territory and get eaten alive as a result! That the world. Its cruel and not supposed to be fair! Short guys like you just exist as npc to make tall guys look better! Its unfortunate but i feel how it could create the unhealthy hateful mindset you have of the world around you!

>>25825489
Exept my big guys into ma and fighting...

>>25827483
peak smoothbrain

>>25824819
a surgery won't fix him because he will still be under 6 feet subhuman. If he went to 6'4'' surgery would fix him quick.

OP, please take time to reflect that there are men who are 6'2''+ walking this earth and living in this earth, living lives MUCH easier than yours and getting more opportunities. Please internalise it. For these men to feel superior there must be a raging loser manlet. If it wasn't for you, how would Chads feel good about their height. You are providing a valuable service to humanity by being the shit benchmark people can compare themselves with and feel better about themselves.

>>25824210
MANLET!

>>25827034
Still doesn't take away that you brought it up in the first place, retard

>>25827080
Yep.. now imagine me at 5'5". 100000x more painful. Now imagine that the end result will be 5'9".
Long story short, I'm completely ass raped by god no matter what I do.

>>25827343
Scary!! Not the kittens!

>>25827098
Yes yes. You can kick my ass even though you can't even do what I used to do at age 16. Yes, you can even kick the ass of a bear. Scawy. You're a stwong boy now!

>>25827136
Nope
>>25827236
Nope. I asked the dr about that.

>>25827290
>incel!
Only retards use that word now. It's been overused by retards like you. Now the word is dead

>>25824912
> I hate women. Not interested in some brainless bitch

Sour grapes of the seething incel

>>25827482
No, it goes like this:

Money/Status/Power > Physical strength > Height > Face

Literal goblin faces have no problem getting 8s and 9s when they have an Arnolds body or Kim Dotcoms wealth.

>>25827386
Yep, it is suicide territory. You actually have a small bit of sense in you.

>>25827482
Wrong. Height > face. Face is second. Third is intellect.

>>25827562
Exactly what im saying! Short guys just exist as npc to serve as shadow contrast for making tall guys look more attractive!

>>25824281
>tranny trying to tempt men into "transitioning"
YWNBAW

>>25827525
100% this

>>25827536
Keep injecting testosterone into your so.y body like what your friend your whiteknighting does

>>25827562
In all fairness, I'd be good with 5'10". I could work with that.

>>25827689
Keep believing in your delusions I guess. Not much else I can tel you

>>25827727
so tell me how a short guy i know is dating 10/10 women?
wait 5 years before considering this surgery when btc hits 500k. 10 years it will be >1M. you will legit want to kys if you sell any bitcoin now.

>>25827671
>midge so unaccomplished in life he can't stop talking about his "glory days" where he peaked in highschool
This is the most pathetic thread I've ever seen on /biz/. A literal midget raging at the world talking about how "alpha" he used to be in Highschool. Holy fucking kek.
Ask me how I know you never have (and never will) see a vagina

OP you are too pussy to suicide, you love yourself and want pity in this thread you narcissist incel.

>>25827321

Passion for what? Moving your arms up and down? Squeezing your stomach 3000 times?
Last endurance challenge I did was 120 jumping jacks at proper form (with full jump and clap) under 6 mins. Still it's not exactly an achievement.

I weight about 160lb with no fat on me.
My bench is about 260lb. Squat 280lb. Overhead 160lb and deadlift 440lb. All for 5 reps.
I burst veins in my eye, get nosebleed or get close to fainting several times during my sports life. Bloody bruises or cuts all the time.
Never took any drugs.

But yeah. I am weak and I will get stronger. But I still train harder in a single session than you did in your whole life.

>>25824330
High brow larp

also a lot of asian cuties wont care about you being 5'5. i also know another guy around that height that got married and his gf is kinda cute

>>25828086
>implying
Average height of 20-49 year olds in nipland/korea is 5'8".
OP might be able to find a gross jungle asian, but not likely given how shitty and incelish his personality is.

>>25827895
I'm going to be dead within 5 years so I need the money asap

>>25827900
How do you know? :o

>>25827947
Down syndrome alert. Good luck with jobs. Low IQ people are treated like dirt

>>25827960
>doesn't understand passion for training
>was talking earlier about being alpha
Lool

>160lb
So you're skinny too.

>260lb
I can't remember shit, but I know for a fact that I did over 260lb as a limit for bench pressing when I was 16 yrs old. Can't remotely recall the rest. Never liked overhead or deadlifting. Only two things I never did on a normal basis.
>I-i got a bloody eye
good for you

>than you did in your whole life.
Well so far you aren't even at my 16 yr old level lmfao.

>>25824210
Arent most of you chink worshippers on this site? Just move to one of their countries you'll be fine.

>>25828269
>I'm going to be dead within 5 years so I need the money asap
just stfu. do you know how many cute girls all over vietnam/thailand/indonesia/etc. who are used to short guys would absolutely love having a bf with a 500k net worth?

>>25828303
Holy fuck.. I already addressed this shit

this thread is cringe as fuck
there is nothing to address
you are short, deal with it
your leg surgery will only make you look like a mutant with weird proportions
your arms will not be long enough for you to look 'normal', and anybody will be able to tell something is wrong at a glance

>>25828234
https://www.insider.com/shortest-people-in-world-by-country-2019-6#21-brunei-15949cm-5-feet-279-inches-5

>>25828404
>j-just shut the fuck up ;(
Do you honestly think I give a single fuck about some bitch? You honestly think this is why I want the surgeries? You're retarded. I am a believer in eugenics meaning I don't even plan to reproduce in the first place due to being a midget. zi don't give a fuck about people in general. I don't want to waste money on some used up whore. My aim are surgeries and retiring so I can enjoy the remainder of my life. NOT to drain my money on dumbass shit. I see no intrinsic value with human lives. I don't care about dumbass drama women like to make up. Half the time I think I'm asexual since I've never found a single person in actual real life attractive. This isn't about a bitch. This is about my fucking pride. The fact that you don't get this shows you have no pride in your own body and are okay with looking like shit

>>25828569
>he thinks 4 inches will make you look disproportional
Lol

>>25828269

Your randomly put PINS on your bench and don't remember how much you lifted but you are SURE it was more than me.
Fucking PINS. On a benchpress. More than me.
You got me.
You trolled me.

If this is by any chance real - I'm sure you will one day kill yourself by benching 260lb on a real bench and this will solve your height problem.

>>25828668
4 more cm won't change anything to that mentality. 500k-1M net worth on the other hand is enough for you to live on your own without having to work.

>>25824210
Just move Asia or South America or somewhere where 5'5 is a normal height for men. You're mentally ill dude

>>25825499
Lad dont go for the surgery.
Just grow beard and be a fully-muscled out dwarf
After which, you marry a 6 ft gal to improve your genes.
Failing that, you go for the 5 ft dwarfess.

>>25828668
>I see no intrinsic value with human lives
>Half the time I think I'm asexual since I've never found a single person in actual real life attractive
The fact that you don't get this shows you have no pride in your own body and are okay with looking like shit
this is mental illness dude, 4cm will never change that.

Op youre weak minded faggot
Might as well be a woman
No amount of height will ever change that
You will always be depressed

>>25828269
> Down syndrome alert. Good luck with jobs. Low IQ people are treated like dirt


You reacting with such insane incel seething means I was right lmao triggered poor manlet cuck

>>25824956
tfw brown, third worlder, poor, manlet
thanks anon

>>25824997
You have a mental health issue. You sound like a tranny. Seriously, get help.

>>25829063
>Your randomly put PINS on your bench and don't remember how much you lifted but you are SURE it was more than me.
For your self esteem's sake, let's just pretend you do more haha. Honestly I don't give a fuck. Second of all, you're retarded. The fact that you are trying so very hard to invalidate what I used to do shows you are intimidated by how I ised to be at 16. I didn't fucking say I put pins with bench pressing. I put pins on the machines, dipshit.
As for the bench pressing, the fitness room I went to had pic related
"Fettle Fitness ISO Lateral Horizontal Bench Press"
I liked these because no spotter was needed and you wouldn't fucking die from tiring out your muscles.
You are a pussy for trying so vewy hard to invalidate what I used to do

>>25830056
Actually the one in the fitness room I went to was more sophisticated. ACTUALLY, now that I think about it, that one might have actually had pins woth bars of weight on the sides. I remember the one I used was bigger than the one in this pic

>>25829370
Lol don't try to spin my talking point back at me

>>25829486
I guess the rest of you are even more feminine because I know for an absolute fact none of you (IF you have testosterone AND pride in having a good body) would be able to endure even a 10th of the bullshit I have

>>25829528
>incel
This word is a fluff word at this point. I always see retards throwing this word out first chance they get. Dumbasses like you that misused the word so much killed it.

>>25829914
I addressed the tranny argument above. Their issues are baby shit compared to mine

>>25824210

im a surgeon and a pajeet, do not do leg lengthening. while your bones can grow indefinitely, your tendons can not.
once you peform this procedure, you will keep breaking your tendons over and over again until you are wheel chair bound

>>25825614
>Grappling is the only fighting style I respect
Well there's your problem. Striking strength is ungodly levels of important. Learn to throw a punch, and not use it. Let the threat give you confidence. Your opinions are getting the better of you, and it has nothing to do with your height. Someone tells you to fight and you're like nah I like wrestling. I bet you'd climb on them like a jungle gym. oh sorry, did I just rape you with my words?

>>25830861
Oh well. It's a price I'm willing to pay.

>>25830895
What are you going to do with martial arts? It's bullshit. You're going to karate chop me?
Maybe a little dragon punch? Roundhouse kick? Lol

>>25830895
Like honestly, I can tell you've never fought before and at best just train on a pussy level dojo. Better striking for punches? Hit a punching bag with boxing gloves for fucks sakes

I CANT BELIEVE you are still posting this shit!!! Non stop for years!!!! What a joke!!!! Just get several million HEX and let it go already!!!!

>>25831370
Hey, an OG is here

>>25831101
>>25831159
say bye to any martial arts/sports, brainlet, you wont be able to fight anymore with that retarded plastic surgery

>>25831476
Price I'm willing to pay, you smelly dick face

>>25824330
holy shit dude lmao

>>25824210
Is this post serious? Grow yourself, kid.

I bet you don't even hold any API3.

>>25824997
Have you considered moving to Asia? You will be average height there. Or some parts of South America, like Peru or Bolivia. You can slay pussy there mate, trust me.

>>25831101
some karate guys actually know how to fight anon... you are highly retarded

>>25824210
You are the biggest faggot in the world. If you're short just go gimli mode and start powerlifting and drinking beer. Disregard women and acquire skills. I have a number of friends who are 5'3-5'7 and they have thicc gfs and decent jobs so stop fucking crying FUCK

>>25831588
It's true. I don't.
>>25831613
Yes, with karate shown in movies, right? Gotcha

>>25831681
Crying is my hobby tho

>>25831747
Kinda based ngl

>>25831500
hahaha ok so do it pathetic brainlet. go do that pathetic plastic surgery that will cost you 500k when bitcoin does a x10 in a few years and that will cripple you for life so you can proudly looke at your midget+4cm self in the mirror.

>>25824210
6'29 here
I feel you even if you think I can't comprehend to which some extend is true, I have same existential feel towards another part of my body.

We will all gonna make it anon, someday I promise :)

>>25824912
Yes and it's not bullshit. Go back to /r9k/.

>>25831812
Will do.. when I get 2

>>25831840
You'll make it. I have an idea how things will end for me, but I'll feel better about it when I at least get the surgeries. At least I would have been able to take back one thing stolen from me.. I guess. eh..

>>25831893
I have first hand experience and tried it for a cumulative of.. 2 years probably. It's bullshit.

>>25831840
it's called body dysmorphic disorder

>>25832046
You are mentally ill, cash out your BTC and cripple yourself you massive faggot, livestream your suicide when BTC is worth $1 million USD.

>>25824330
I have a friend who’s 5’5, married, has kids and on top of that had a side fucking bitch. Life is what you make of it as long as you don’t look like a gargoyle

>>25832269
Retard. I'm not selling until I have 2

>>25832046
It is bullshit you just have severe problems and don't want that help so you will automatically deny it instead of trying to heal. You remind me of that short guy who got caught on camera not too long ago in the coffee shop, raging about his height.

Kant was 5'1, Descartes was 5'2
sounds like you were meant to be a philosopher anon

>>25832364

>>25825489
>with their short little arms and legs
Might as well get naked too while you're rubbing bodies with another guy to fuck him up.

>>25832411
>it is bullshit
glad we agree lmfao. Ignoring your little glitch here, you're wrong. They basically try to brainwash you that "there's more to life". Shut the fuck up, man. I DON'T COMPROMISE

>>25832420
Don't care about random ass people

>>25824210
5'5"??? You know the rules post tits or gtfo

>>25832512
You're absolutely mentally broken

>>25832372
You will never own two BTC and you will never be tall.
When you are in public, do you seethe whenever you see a man taller than 6 feet? Do you get treated like a child by other non manlets?

>>25826282
You are one ungrateful fucking retard who does not deserve any of the things you had handed to you. You have to be grateful for what you have, most people live in poverty and yet they are more happy than the averege westerner. You are what’s wrong with western society. The only way to be happy is to be grateful before you desire more. If you kill yourself, good riddance. Fuck you for coming here with your toxicity when there are people suffering and children who die in cancer. You are the most disgusting being I’ve seen here and that’s sating a lot.

>>25827399
fuck I'm only 6'2

>>25824210
Fuck it. I'll send you 0.5 BTC because I'm having a great day and made a killing this recent run. Send me a PM and I'll sort it out Anon.

>>25832749
Well I actually did have 2 btc at one point so false already. Illiterate fuck
>>25832662
being 5'5" will do that to you
>>25832924
You're a dumbass. Not much else to say. Idiot with low expectations

>>25833000
I'm not naive


Welp. I'm leaving this thread. Time for sleep

>>25824210
have you posted something similar to this before? like a year or two ago? i remember you writing style

>>25833239
good. leave the board too and go back to /r9k/ you little insect

>>25825366
mummy as in a mommy or in a fucking mummy?

>>25833239
I can´t imagine being as pathetic as you are, what a self loathing faggot.

Jesus fucking christ OP

I'm 5'5" too, but my life is fine. I have a good job, a GF, and a relatively good standard of living. Being short sucks but it's not a goddamn death sentence. Get a fucking grip. Join a gym, pick up an instrument, something; it's not impossible to not get a GF if you put in the effort

>>25824210
Dude, don't do this. I'm 6'2 and my best friend is 5'4. I'm literally jealous on him, I'm 18 and never had a gf, he's 18 as well and he's had 4 gf and banged all of them. Sometimes I wonder if being shorter would've been better as insecurities make you stronger

>>25824210
Fucking manlet lmaoooo

Just buy a slut to suck your dick for the next 40 months.

>>25824210
Are you fucking kidding me? I'm 5'6" and have no issue whatsoever with women here in the UK.

Tip for my fellow manlets - wear shoes with bigger heels. I wear Oxford shoes when going out and they raise me to about 5'7".

>>25824330
women don't care about height as much as you think. They hate manlets who have a complex about it.
Confident men always slay. Work on yourself anon, and the confidence will come.
Don't destroy your body just for women.
t. manlet who girls love, even girls taller than me

>>25824210
Man, just chill with the surgery for a while. Move to Asia. With 5 foot 5 you will still be 4-6 inches taller than most local women. I'd give my leg (lel) to have brown slim beauties all over me if I am just a bit taller. I am 190cm, and when I go there it feels like raping children (or what I imagine raping children to feel like). That is not how I want to roll.
Just go there. Get laid. Keep on making money. Then if you still want to do the surgery, I am sure you can get it locally cheaper than you would where you currently are.

>>25824633
Lol retard
Weightlifting at that young age stunted your height growth lmao so it wasn't even bad genes, just poor life choices
you have only yourself to blame, little man.

>>25827727
Face is more important than height.

Bieber and Tome Cruise

>>25834393
Reminds me of this

>>25824210
You’re retarded

>>25834853
You're pol or b material. I am just suggesting what a manlet could do. Screwing slim urban HISOs when you are only 10cm taller sounds fkn outstanding. I am 40cm taller than most of them. Although still nice, it is not the same.
White women are fine when they stay fit, but they hardly ever do. Don't go whiteknighting on behalf of white lardarses with eating disorders please. They still won't sleep with you.