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LADS

I have a huge fucking shit coming, at the same time I've been suffering from a massive anal fissure for the past months, I can't leave my setup to take a shit and risk to miss a red or green candle to decide my position, what the fuck do I do?
The timing of this volatility and my bowel movement in combination with my medical condition is too much of a coincidence, is this a buy signal????

>> No.25820620

>>25820373
based

>> No.25820683

You need to start drinking a shitload of water. That's what healed mine.

>> No.25820834

>>25820683
>piss every 10 mins

>> No.25820996

>>25820683
So you're telling me to risk losing even more opportunities by taking a leak several times an hour?

Absolute madman.

>> No.25821094

>>25820373
put a bucket under the table, when you need take a shit while looking at the chart and don't miss anything

>> No.25821116

>>25820373
Take your laptop with you to the toilet ???

>> No.25821153
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25821153

>>25821116
Laptop?

>> No.25821175

>>25821153
Install reclining toilet chair in office

>> No.25821174

>>25821153
iPad? Mobile? We're in 2021, how do you watch the charts in bed/outside/ etc??

>> No.25821203

>>25821175
Any models you recommend?
Which manufacturer should I invest?

>> No.25821239
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25821239

>>25821174
Out...side?...bed???

>> No.25821281

>>25820373
This is your fault for taking dicks up the ass 24/7 OP. A little reading assignment for any interested anons who want to know why OP’s ass is a wreck. https://josephsciambra.com/surviving-gaybarely/

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25821412

>>25821281
Hey buddy, whatever I do with my ass is none of your business, alright?

>> No.25821492

>>25821412
enjoy your fecal incontinence

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25821504

>>25820373
ClassicallyBased

>> No.25821530

>>25821153
What the fuck

>> No.25821561

>>25821153
BASED

>> No.25821594

>>25821203
DIY

>> No.25821668

>>25820834
It’s called a piss bottle, you should look into it. Far more hygienic and convenient than a toilet and frankly anyone who walks to a toilet in the middle of the night when they could be pissing into a bottle at the side of their bed deserves what’s coming for their quality of sleep

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25821699

>>25820373
>I've been suffering from a massive anal fissure for the past months

>> No.25821912

>>25821699
Why yes, how did you know?

>> No.25821985

>>25821153
My god that set-up would be a dream. Is that your actual set up anon?

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25822062

>>25821912
I've been watching

>> No.25822577

>>25821668
>bottle
>not a 1 gallon jug
Pathetic.

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25823205

cool thread OP