/biz/ - Business & Finance

FUCKING GAMESTOP

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

WKHS.

>>25812410
Should I buy Splunk?

What markets are crashing that people are already acting like headless chickens?

Oh fuuuck im gonna PUUUUUTTT

Now is the perfect time to buy into the Deep State.

>>25812410
please buy SPCE sirs you know it will pump in Q1

Shill me your best crypto stock play for today niggers

>>25812477
/pmg/

I have 25c February calls which i bought last week for MARA, should i sell them right at open? Same with my ARBKF and BFARF shares. Should I liquidate everything related to bitcoin today?

Also I am thinking of buying TSM calls

Futures are falling faster

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>>25812524

I don't know what crossed my mind to buy LMT last week. I'm down 5 percent already. On Thursday I could have resold it at 350 losing only 30 bucks

BTC was at 39k at friday close. Now it's at 36k.
Go ahead, buy your puts. But be aware that It could be back at 40k in no time. Don't risk more than you can afford niggies

>>25812410
>/pol/ thinks TWTR is gonna dump because they banned the POTUS
Buy signal T B H senpai.

We will touch 360 in the next two weeks as monthly hedges expire. Position accordingly.

>>25812420
I have lived alone for like 4 years. I am 27. Recently my big tit gf has moved in.
Living alone is great, doesn’t really get lonely for me. I have a cat and fish, also it is nice inviting any Thot I wanted over and banging the shit out of them without caring about noise / roommates. 10/10 every man in the mid 20’s should live alone for some time to find out who they really are.

>>25812567
Show buy orders or long calls if you are so confident. Let’s see your stack or your orders

>>25812556
Oh yeah dude we totally get it, BTC 100k EOW amirite?

>lowered all of my open limit buys by 15% because I'm not sure I'd even want them to fill if tomorrow is actually going to be bad

>>25812567
Trump drew huge traffic from both sides

>>25812539
tfw no new RK stream

>>25812601
I'm just trolling I hope twitter dumps.

But seriously, this is a fucking clown market so it will probably pump at least 5% tomorrow by close.

>>25812593
Nobody cares retard I'll take your fish and shove it up your girl's cunt

>>25812608
BTC had like 6 20% drops during its 2017 run from 1k to 20k
this is not a crash but BTC probably won't reach 50k before summer, crypto market will perform well during BTC bounce this month though, I expect to see ETH and LTC reaching new heights this week

>>25812644
Rush Limbaugh deleted his Twitter account that has 88M followers as well. Everyone is leaving Twitter.

>>25812593
I can’t cause god. FUCK GOD

Is this bearish or bullish?

>>25812663
I don't give a fuck what you "expect" and nobody else does either get the fuck back to your containment thread you zoomer animal

>AAPL
>GAIN
>HPE
>LYB
>POWW
>UUUU
Which ones should I get ready to sell?

>>25812699
Yeah im definitely selling BFARF tomorrow if sisterfuckers are exiting

>>25812674
God fucking damn Rush is so based I'm going to miss that motherfucker more than you people can ever know
>tfw listening to him since the 90s with my dad in his truck

>>25812504
jesus, can't you smoothbrained cryptofags make your own thread about exchange traded imaginary coin derivatives?

>>25812708
All

>>25812699
BTC will be 42k by opening bell tomorrow
BFARF will hit $4 eod
$6 eow
$20 eoy
Screencap this post, nigger!

>>25812708
>HPE
Why do you have boomer desktops / printers? Lol are they innovating in any way lately?

>>25812567
>universal outrage forum
>bans person who draws the most outrage
>anon says line will go up

redpill me on LMFA

>>25812410
I have two hours to decide whether I'm going throw my life savings on Twitter Puts. Issue is my Market opens up in 2hrs and I'm hoping there isn't a gap.

>jesus, can't you smoothbrained cryptofags make your own thread about exchange traded imaginary coin derivatives?

Futures make no sense, when they are red or green nothing changes

>>25812708
Sell everything. The market is going to crash, -60% by EOW.

Pray to your god

>>25812776
Tether printers will work in tandem with Fed printers to bring us green tomorrow
BELEIVE IT

>>25812797
Are you student loans anon?

>>25812741
same, most based of the boomers

>been trading for 3 years
>have never bought a put
bros.. it might be time..

>>25812825
No, but I might as well be.

>>25812799
Sir this is a stock market general

>>25812820
They can’t hold up that pile of shit of there are no buyers in the market. Everyone is looking for the exit after what happened Friday

Can I get rich off 12 dollars an hour?

>>25812477
ALL OF THEM ARE CRASHING OH FUCK STOP IT

>>25812676
i bought BNKU that was shilled on here. its an ETN. ive never bought an ETN before. apparently 3x leverage on big banks.

>BTC ISN'T GOING PARABOLIC THEREFORE IT'S CRASHING
Please look at pic related before making your dumbpost thank you.
BTC is fine right now it's still in an uptrend. Just zoom out bro.

>>25812788
LMFAO. its 50% of my portfolio. The fib doesn't lie. I see this around 400~ USD EOY

I CAN'T DECIDE WHAT TO FUCKING BUY
WHICH FUCKING CRYPTO STOCK

Get read to laugh at bears who wont buy in tomorrow because “it’s going down -15% EOW” or, even better, will actually short the bottom tomorrow
Just remember your fucking training retards

>>25812420
When I own my own place hopefully in a few years I'll rent out the spare rooms for income and so I don't get lonely. I have a friend that does this and him are his roomates are great buddies now and it seems extremely comfy.

>>25812889
Yeah by the end of next week you'll be able to get 1 share of CLF per hour!

Everyone just calm down.

>>25812919
400 USD? seriously nigger? what the fuck do they even do? post folio as proof

>>25812851
>there are no buyers
Tether and the Fed are slamming the market buy

>NVAX
>TSM
Rate my Jan 2022 call ideas.

>>25812896
>that gif
Why has nobody tortured Tim Heidecker to death yet? Is there something I'm missing? Is it just better to let him live his life as a has-been or something?

>>25812924
im ready this time senpai

>>25812556
Just take the money you’d lose on that retarded idea, and buy BTC with it you absolute state of dipshitery

>>25812483
what is telos

>>25812924
I want to buy every dip but I am not the fucking FED.

Hey boys, do you like my shorts ;)

>>25812567
Shills on both sides depended on Trump's twitter for a number of things. There were also a number of accounts popular with Boomers that were shut down as well. Twitter's also very dependent on bots and that's a problem they have yet to address.
Down 2-3 today, but it won't lose half it's fucking value like some people think.

oil is nice

>>25813036
you are like baby compared to this

>>25813047
I'm interested to see what the MSM is going to even talk about now without Trump, or if they'll just keep talking about him because they won't dare say anything bad about dems

Do u guys own any gaming etf ? Feel like they will do good this year

>>25813028
nigger version of pltr

>>25813119
GME is practically an index for gaming

When is Tesla going to actually tank you think? Him becoming richer than bezos makes no damn sense. Bezos spent over two decades building up Amazon which disrupted just about every damn market under the sun and changed the way people shop.

>>25813092
Of course. I'm but a small time options trading, tending to my options chains.

>>25813092
Uhh, thats surely 17000 puts, not 1.7m puts, right? RIGHT???

>>25812985
Well, he was stabbed severely.

>>25813092
Point 72 was one of the hedge funds that raped the overnight repo issuances for massive margin needs by the way along with citadel from September to December 2019

>>25813192
based as fuck

>>25813146
Of course it will. Try timing that shit though, better men then you have gotten burned. Who's to say it won't eclipse the markets and double apple in a blaze of glory Enron only wishes it could have accomplished before it finally drops though?

>>25813135
buying 15k of telos after monday drop

>>25812741
Damn dude, are you me?

>>25813192
Yeah they also practically own Melvin Capital who also has a fuck shit ton puts on GME and BBBY

>>25813047
Twitter did their half assed "purge" of bot accounts to avoid being audited because investors were getting very suspicious about what they were actually investing in. Trump was their saving grace along with all the other giga boomers like Limbaugh. With them gone so will go all those people, leaving a very small(by social media standards) company with far less real users then they had to begin with. The farce has finally come to term and they're pulling the plug on the company and cashing out of the scam.

>>25813231
bet

Anyone holding GIK

They already have contracts with Amazon, DHL, ikea and others bthey are already profitable and are partnered with plug. Anons are saying the merge is complete between Feb and mid March

Is this a buy?

>>25813234
Yes.

Buy BFARF on opening bell or get left behind

opti is my only hedge against a bear market

where can i get the darkpool excel sheets like that anon? I made 300k off of QS calls thanks to him

>>25813227
Timing is the key. I could see the stock go fucking Parabolic for another week or 2 since it makes no sense already why would it make sense until it crashes? I doubt that TSLA will go bankrupt though but current valuation seems retarded specially when pre inclusion it was already overvalued even when you consider all their future revenues (that still need to be proven)

>>25812778
That's HPQ. HPE is servers, archival tape, and networking equipment.
I do gig work in IT. All the servers I've seen in use are ProLiant.

>>25813287
Redpill me on BFARF
Why BFARF and not ARBKF? Share price is double, and the volumes are close enough that it shouldn't make a difference.

Any reason to not go all in on LMFA tommorow? Its a spac so its going to minimum of 10 dollar spac trading level guranteeded right?

>>25813324
MRC darkpool trading discord

Will NIO, CLSK, and oil print me nothing but money this week? Surely Biden is bullish for all three.

>>25813253
i got tricked into buying it at 14 after the announcement. it dropped to 10, i tripled down, made it to 15 and sold bigly. fuck GIK

also has captcha been shit for anyone else lately. always tells me to try again when i pick everything.

>>25813360
SPACs aren't all $10 by default it depends on the PIPE or whatever it's called

>>25812837
How do you do spreads without buying puts, anon?

>>25813317
how the fuck is a penny stock a hedge?

>>25813440
because its going up regardless of what the rest of the normie market does because its fucking based

>>25813478
Okay retard

Futures slowly getting less red. Bitcoin let's me cum on the upside and downside, meanwhile Jerome likes to give me blueballs. Feels really bad, I'd just like to hit the VIX jackpot once please daddy

anyone else a retard who looked at like 100 companies over the WE and still has no idea wtf to do
i might just go back to dumping my money into boomer etfs

What if SPY went up %100 in a day. Everyone would be rich. WHy dont they do that

>>25813354
Bfarf mines more, buy both

Gonna YOLO my student loan

How hard was it for u guys to break the 20k barrier ? What did u do

>>25812741
listened to him since i was a kid as well, man :(

>>25813546
Just put money on the side

>>25813354
BFARF hit $3, NASDAQ requirement for listing
Higher hash rate than MARA
Small marketcap
Hydroelectricity powered facilities

>>25813546
I got a fucking job.

>>25813119
ESPO been good to me. Not a rocket but always going up

I'm going to get FUCKED tomorrow
Hopefully in a good way

>>25813546
lmfao i literally just played with GME calls and broke the 20k barrier, sitting on 22k right now. Trying to creep my way up to 50k by eoy hopefully. Wondering what the heck to buy. I have 17k of my 22k parked in TSLA shares.

>>25813578
Why is it lower than Mara right now?

I wanted to buy AQB so I did a short put and took like 150$ commission.
If AQB goes down below 9.50$, when will I get assigned?
Asking because I have never tried to use this strategy to buy stocks. Put expiring on 15th.
Help a smoothbrain here

STWT TAKE ME HOME.

>>25812708

>>25813544
welcome to the club

>>25813360
It had already pumped 250%.

>>25812778
Their 3D Printing lines deserve some credit for small industrial prototyping. Still wouldn’t throw money at them, but yes they are still innovating.

>>25813628
I feel like once I hit 20k I'd YOLO 1k on some weeklies that I'm extremely confident in
Like just YOLO 2-5% of my portfolio on weeklies the higher it gets as a general rule of thumb, never more than that
I'm still sub 10k though so idk

15 hours before i learn whether trimming my position was a pussy move or a good precautionary move

mara puts boutta print

>>25813629
Not listed on US market yet

>>25813721
Weeklies are for stocks you are pretty confident will be above your strike right?

>>25813544
that's what I did with all my CERB cheques (around 10K maple dollars for corona bux) which was meant for next year's tuition money
basically more than doubled it thanks to GME

just need to gain a bit more on safer plays then i can graduate with a down payment on a house

I don't know what to buy. I'm so confused by this market, I might just hold cash.

>>25813754

>>25812797

Buy longer term puts if you do.

>>25813784
Yeah pretty much I have 6 28C for WKHS this week
But I'd imagine for me using 90% of my portfolio to buy stocks and the other 10% on options, not just weeklies

Anyone else buying bear ETF calls for January 15?

shorting twitter is shorting jannies

>>25813138
I love GME, but this post is retarded

>>25812410
How bad can btc drag the market down? 1 day? Weeks? Few days? Big crash?

I can't believe you stupid monkeys doubled your net worth on bullshit call options, this market is fucking beyond retarded

What the hell am I doing with my life

>>25812797
someone said not to buy any puts at open, they will be expensive. wait a little bit later.

i can hardly get through these fucking captchas they are getting worse

>told people that RLC would dump if BTC dumped
>told people that BTC was gonna keep dumping
>told people that twitter banning their boomer customers would cause the market to get fucked up
>told people that BTC dumping would lead to the market dumping
>everything was true and you faggot liberal niggers still disagreed

I WAS ALL RIGHT AND YOU'RE A FAGGOT

>>25813941
Like nothing? The market doesn't give a shit about BTC.

>>25812567
>futures bleeding
>"hehe buy signal"

This is why liberals are fucking poor, you get emotionally attached to stocks and get btfo. You deserve it, retard.

>>25813630
Can someone help me with this.
I am hoping to get assigned on this option to buy some AQB. How do I force that?

>GME is practically an index for gaming

>>25812797
WHY DIDNT YOU DO THIS FRIDAY AH YOU FUCKING RETARD WILL FOMO IN AND PAY FORNIT

>>25813939
I'll have my last laugh once GME futures start trading

>>25813844
For me, I'm hoping to do a dirty in and out with STWT specifically then start day trading again during my normal toil.
>>25813949
I'm on a broker that doesn't do Puts, just Leverage stocks at the minute Anon which is annoying, but hopefully I get a couple percent gain today.

>>25813962
amazing, how many times did you predict a parabolic move would dump before you got it right?

>>25814002
Because idiots didn't listen when we told them the impact of banning all the boomers that are the entire reason that gay website still exists.

>>25813972
You're supposed to go along with the delusions of the cryptofags and bear post.

>>25813847
I sold my WKHS weeklies for 27c on Friday lol.

>But I'd imagine for me using 90% of my portfolio to buy stocks and the other 10% on options, not just weeklies

That is essentially what I do but not with weeklies. Maybe I should start trying weeklies instead of 6+ month calls. But regardless yeah my plan to get from 22k to 50k or even 100k this year is to aggressively allocate my money into options and pennystocks surely nothing can go wrong.

>>25814035
What is she so happy about???

>>25813630
Only when the put holder executes the contract. If on January 15th AQB is not below 9.50 it will expire worthless and you keep the premium. Otherwise if it is below 9.50 on ex you will be assigned. But you cannot force the put holder to assign they can assign whenever they like between now and expire. If you want to buy aqb now you will need to buy back your put and market buy.

Is this the newfag thread? Cuz I'm a newfag

How do I into investing?

>>25814027
People need to trade like Bear Grylls. Adapt act act react. Adapt.

The second you see the news make the move!!!!!

>>25814037
I do LEAPs more nowadays, this is the first time I've bought weeklies in about a year now
My biggest issue though is I get impatient with LEAPs and sell really soon.
I had a MARA LEAP contract that would have sold for double what I sold for it a month ago or so

>>25814026
This is the first time I fucking called it at all, fag. Not every person predicting shit will go down is a consummate bear, it's just annoying when you say "x will result in y" and some retarded redditor says "nuh uh cuz stocks go up" and other memespam.

>>25814079
you scrolled right by all the the links in the op right retard?

>>25814002
Forgot about my trading account completely tbqhwy Anon as I had to pull out everything as if I didn't i'd have starved, the last time I was really here investing was November 2019, now that I'm a wagie with a decent amount of disposable income again, I'm tempted to make that bet, even them unironically want to long hold STWT as it's only going to bleed users from here.

How can you use a company as a vehicle to avoid paying individual taxes?

>>25814073
Goddamn. Thanks Anon. I assumed this would be the case.
I guess I get to keep the premium due to this then.
Maybe I will buy 100AQB after the option expires worthless.

if you didnt buy TWTR puts last friday it's too late don't waste your money

>>25813941
>>25813972
>>25814035
BTC isn't dragging down the market, how are people still like this? It's the market investors- the institutions- who are dumping because they have insider information that a dump is coming and are getting out first. You've literally got sunday BTC dumps to tell you when the market is going to be dumped by the rich guys and you're still getting memed on with the "no one could have seen this coming" shit.

>>25814070
She gets brutally raped in one timeline but this isn't that timeline.

>>25814139
What are you gonna do about it bitch?

>>25814113
>My biggest issue though is I get impatient with LEAPs and sell really soon.
This is why LEAPS are something you should buy and not look at for a really long time, like just psychologically block it out. I think Warren Buffet said something like that about LEAPS.
I was told by virgins earlier on a weekend /smg/ this weekend that the best way to make gains on a poortfolio quickly is to buy pennystocks shilled here and wait for them to moon

>>25814079
No, this is a thread for stocks in general. There aree also crypto generals and metals general and there should be a real estate general but everyone here is a 30yo neet who claims to be making 7 figures working from home 2 hours a week yet no one owns real estate or speculates on it.

>>25814215
Real state if for wealth storage why would someone in their 20's or 30's want to fucking store wealth?

>>25814004
gaming was booming in Q3 despite it was the end of a console cycle, yet GME still put out a loss because a lot of their revenue relies on funko pops and used games, both of which were fucked by the lack of foot traffic with covid
Sherman was also the boomer who insisted on arguing that GME was an essential service so they could (attempt) to stay open through the peak of pandemic fears. Meanwhile all the other retailers actually pivoted to e-commerce properly that even fucking PARTY CITY made a profit in Q3 despite you know fucking covid

it's a really retarded statement to say GME is an index of gaming or that it even correlates with the gaming industry at all, at least until Cohen gets his hands on it. Cohen himself states how awful Gamestop was, what with it being on a secular decline the past decade despite the gaming industry itself growing fast

Bros what do I buy at open tomorrow

>>25814259
TSLA

>>25814259
An ice cream, for yourself

>>25814259

Nothing. Wait an hour and then buy.

>>25812919
>
Whats the DD?

>>25814259
SDOW

>>25813943
>I can't believe you stupid monkeys doubled your net worth on bullshit call options
>Doubled
I 35Xed my net worth without trading short dated options. Get shrekt.

>>25814284
I already have 17k of my 22k portfolio in TSLA. I want something to buy after I liquidate all my crypto trash. I was thinking I might buy NVAX on the dip.

>>25814212
Yeah I'm gonna wait until I have pissing away money in my portfolio before I dump it into penny stocks
I think it's literally just FOMO that makes me sell LEAPs early since I have a poorfag account, once I get higher up though I'll be able to make those long term investments and forget about them

>>25814165
I had a bad feeling all weekend so I’m pulling out. Gonna watch by the sidelines for a minute and just hold onto clf

>>25814326
IPOE then

>>25813943
what does that make you, then?

>>25814247
i think a lot of people in /smg/ are getting to the idea of "storing their wealth" in TSM as the geopolitics risk become less of a fear
pic related and the Arizona plant getting confirmed

too bad I sold covered calls for 120c next week, hoping it just consolidates after the parabolic move the past couple weeks

>>25813135
You mean the profitable version

>>25813236
The scam never ends in clown world.

>>25814319
>I 35Xed my net worth without trading short dated options.
With or without trading short dated options? Are you saying you 35x'd with long dated options?

>>25814260
When can the voters vote to kickout Sherman?

>>25814259
WFC or JPM. WFC if you want to gamble JPM if you want to have a more secure thing. In any case Financial banks are going up regardless of what happens since they can do share buybacks again

>>25813849
I have UUP, TLT, VXX calls and MARA puts

>>25814260
You' sure are mad at someone pretending to be retarded

>>25814349
>buying into a SPAC at $18
uhhhhh Chamath is that you? I don't know if thats a good play.

I want us all to find a stock that is some deep value trash that is like sub $5 or sub $10 like GME was, and find a stock in that range that has potential to 2x and 3x and beyond like GME did

Sweet MARA dip tomorrow?

>>25813236
You say this as if nearly all tech unicorns haven't been bought up well past anything resembling their fair value.

Any recommendations for monday?

>>25814259
Unless it's a PnD I wait until 10:30 to buy.

>>25814440
STWT

>>25814313
How high do you think it'll hit this week?

>>25814374
Most of it was through owning shares outright but I also had some LEAPs for a few months.

>>25814427
im pretty sure this is a 2xer once the merger is said and done

>>25814440
Whatever dips out of SRAC/KTOS/MAXR/TSM

If we really do see a 50%+ correction on BTC this week alone, how many people will jump out windows or in front of trains?

can we put together a list of midwit words that they use to pretend they're smart? I'll start
>fair value

>>25814247
Because everyone on /smg/ insists they're a programmer working for google making 500k a year easy, so you'd think some of them would have rental properties to show for it or at least there would be zillow threads asking about moving up to better housing.

I'm saying /biz/ is full of lying niggers.

>>25814427
BBBY or UNFI. Share price is irrelevant.
PRTY and F might meet your share price requirements but the upside might be more limited

>>25814410
JPM just reached pre-Covid levels. you seriously think its a buy at this point? I have BNKU which is a banking ETF exposed to JPM anyways.

>WFC
Now there is a stock that has piqued my interest BUT Wells Fargo is run by a bunch of fucking retards and is generally a risky piece of shit for being in banking Was there any Fed or buyback related news specifically for WFC?

>>25814366
yeah, and i also mean the debt riddled growth averse version too

>>25814427
MAXR's TTM P/E is single digit despite being a DUDESPACEBRO play, $3B market cap

It's already done a big run though

>>25814427
You don't know shit about SoFi do you anon....

>>25814477
I gross less than 40k CDN. No one has any idea what i've made in the stock market.

>>25814477
>or at least there would be zillow threads asking about moving up to better housing.
Nobody with that much money is stupid enough to use Zillow. That's why.

>>25814413
dont project on me you loser, im just sharing my views

>>25814467
I still can't believe so many people kill themselves over fucking money.

>>25814467
All I know is I'll be buying BTC when it does. Easy 80k in 5 years.

>>25814503
>BBBY or UNFI. Share price is irrelevant.
You were posting here yesterday. Lol I spent a lot of my day researching UNFI yesterday...UNFI is not going anywhere until they can sort out their margins. UNFI has really thin margins and a lot of debt.

BBBY is really interesting to me.

>>25814507
How are you enjoying the drop to $23

>>25814468
high-yield savings accounts

>>25814412
Bought TECS calls, good luck fren.

>>25814504
>Now there is a stock that has piqued my interest BUT Wells Fargo is run by a bunch of fucking retards and is generally a risky piece of shit for being in banking Was there any Fed or buyback related news specifically for WFC?
No. But from all the alternatives is the one with the biggest upside even if presents a lot more risk.

Personally I am putting a small capital on WFC since I consider it more of a bet. I am more certain on JPM, BAC, C and GS because despite being on pre covid levels they still have to actually grow like the rest of the economy did (well more like the Nasdaq) and GS is a good case of a financial bank that despite reaching pre covid levels some months ago is already surging to new ATH thanks to share buybacks. This banks have a lot of cash to burn on buying their own shares.

>>25814504
WFC is the Boeing of banks. It has learned that the government will do whatever is possible to keep them solvent so they do the bare minimum or less.

>one of the hallmarks of mania is the rapid rise in complexity and the rates of fraud
>fraud rate has increased by 60%
https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/11/24/2132493/0/en/Feedzai-s-Financial-Crime-Report-COVID-increases-fraud-rate-by-60.html

Starting to think this bull market might not be sustainable, bros...

>>25814639
Thanks. I think I might consider WFC calls or JPM calls soon. I already have 10% of my poortfolio carved out for BNKU anyways to take advantage of bank buybacks

How much BFARF should I buy? The BTC crash should hit them too.

Holy shit the retard from last week with MARA puts might make it

>>25814720
why not just buy actual buttcoin on the dip

>>25814692
my bank's loan loss occurrence is under 2% which is historically low. im not worried about buy side risks like fraud and non payments at the moment

>>25814692
Your the first person to think that! That's anti semetic!

>>25814734
I almost forgot about that lol

>>25814577
>>25814467
>BTC IS CRASHING STRAIGHT TO 20K!
>I didn't buyed when it was 9k in september

Oy vey

>>25814440
Clf senpai

>>25814773
Its not coming back there is no dip

>>25814524
>>25814462
Is it time to buy IPOE calls or you think IV is too high?

>>25814773
Rhetorical question; What were the chances of MARA doubling to $40 versus BTC doubling to $80K

>>25814815
if you think this is the END OF CRYPTO FOREVER AAAAAA then you probably should not buy BITF or MARA or whatever and can probably short them for good profit

I think this is just a dip and paper hand retards are selling directly to Grayscale and JPM

I hate my job. Because of it I missed out on a great buying opportunity. So damn sick of my stock just crabbing while others moon. Had I had more time I could've bought some of another stock at a great deal. Granted I should've just gone for it and I'd be sitting well right now on the purchase. I just really hate this job. I hate being a wageslave.

>>25814773
Because I want something I can buy/sell from my brokerage.

>>25814843
depends how many times MARA decides to pop share offerings between now and $80K BTC

I would probably say BTC will hit $80K before MARA hits $40

>>25814802
I almost bought a full coin at 4k in March, but then I didn't

>tomorrow

>>25814884
GBTC is a thing

>>25814838
Do some research on the merger and decide for yourself. I'm selling not too long after the IPO drop even though it should keep doing well after that

>>25814860
I know Im just joking

Delete this you bastard

>>25814902
MARA was 5 dollars 1 month ago

>Russel down super biggly
>that's where the Horsey lives
:(

>>25814692
psst, high short interest in companies means managers are less likely to use tax havens and other tax avoidance strategies ;^)

>>25814942
Also good.

SELL ON OPEN

>>25814877
you will always be a wage slave of some sort because you are always trying to have more money and to improve your situation in life....its a good thing, ive been sitting on my ass getting high and having sex with a bunch of chicks while getting a master's for the last year and all I really want is to own my home outright and save money so I can be off the streets are worthwhile to my community....we cant all just fuck off eternally and it gets boring

>>25814734
>retard
someone bonk me in the head. i must be retarded to make some quick gains

>>25815011
no, no one cares about your tech bubble...buy oil

>>25814904
if i had a chance to buy anything in March again, i'd buy Tupperware instead

>>25814904
Kek.

>>25815033
It would have been funnier if your calls expired on Friday desu but you called the top, congrats and fuck you

>>25814215
>>25814477
> 30yo neet who claims to be making 7 figures working from home 2 hours a week yet no one owns real estate or speculates on it.
People like that exist, I'm a NEET that has made good money with stocks with little time spent on it outside shitposting here. I own some rural land but that's about it. I could afford a house but it would take a lot of my capital and I hate moving so it would have to be some place I would want to keep for a long time. Maybe when I hit a million.

I am so god damned glad I trimmed down my portfolio to a handful of long holds on friday. Even if I get dicked it's not going to be very hard.

Oof
Painful for MARA / RIOT / BFARF holders
A nice dip buying opportunity coming up for the miners - don't catch the knife, be the surfer waiting on your board all day for the perfect wave to catch - can get a nice deal in the next few days if you are patient

>>25815049
IM HOLDING COMMODITIES TECH AND RETAIL

-10% drop TODAY nigga

>>25814958
Looks like It will drop to 15 or so before the merger.

>>25815081
>7 figures
Oh shit, didn't read that part. I'm a six figure nigga.

>>25815091
What's your downside target for BTC?

>>25815101
no one care, go away bear

Yoooo hall of you need to stop stressin. If any of you listened to my AmeriCannaStock shills or SPAC picks or What penny stocks to wheel you should be fine. Buy the IPOE, NCLH, PW dip tomorrow

>1/15 covered calls all going to get bogged tomorrow
>just as theta really starts kicking in
ouch, maybe next time paypigs! come again!

>>25815072
>>25815033
>>25814734
>anon called the top
>he beat the system
>he's free now

What do you call this pattern

>>25815131
28,500 - 30,500 60% chance
bounce here 30% chance
crab here 10% chance
>t. my ass

>>25814513
Is it normal for DUDESPACEBRO P/E's to be pretty high? Why would space plays tend towards being overvalued? Anyways that actually sounds like a cool play, I've heard KTOS is a similar dudespace play

I cashed out some BTC this week and threw $500 into robinhood. I know nothing about stocks. What do I buy?

>>25814734
>>25815158
Unironically happy for the lucky fucker. Hope he uses his newfound capital well, and more of you faggots end up making plays like that. You deserve it.

Dear friend, I am writing to let you know I have done the sneedful

>>25815131
Not him, but my meme lines say if 33500 calls through, next level is 31500 and if that falls 28250. It’s bounced off 33500 twice now and looks like it’s gonna retest a third time. Probably a -50%-+ week for miners if this trend doesn’t change

>>25812410
Nasdaq will fall while everything else recovers tomorrow

>>25815154
i really fucking hope TSM stays under 120 this week lol

>>25815203
MARA puts.

>>25815168
wait a minute..

>>25815193
SPCE has a real value of $0 but has a $5B market cap because "dude space lmao"

but the real long term step change is starship, and the market hasn't clued in at all

>>25815168
Knife catching

>>25815203
>>25815203
buy bank stocks if youre looking for divvies

btc will be 42k by opening bell
BFARF will be 4 eod
6 eow
20 eoy

>>25815203
Similar to crypto, you wait for it to go lower, then you buyed, then it goes up.

Avoid pennystocks, they're the uniswap scams of stocks.

>>25815244
How down are you? Just wait till 10 minutes before expiration on friday and roll it up and out

>>25815264
!

>>25815244
I doubt it. US/Taiwan normalization isn't priced in.

Lesson I learned many times is dont buy on the first day down

Ever since I got into stocks and crypto I've been wealth obsessed, constantly trying to beat the system and make a quick buck

Two years ago I was content with making 80k and saving for a modest house, now everytime I read about someone who made a ton of cash doing this or that my brain gets depressed and I spend hours trying to think of "plays"

My mental health suffered but at least I have a shot at "making it" now, anybody else feel the same way?

>>25815271
He's not looking for divvies with $500 retard

>>25815275
I think you are off by one week

>>25815271
>banks in a low interest environment

>>25815323
nope

>>25815070
That was the biggest brain play I've ever seen posted here, I wonder if that anon still lurks

>>25815101
hi draz

>>25815275
Your cope post sounds very similar to what the RYCEY shill says. How about BFARF going to 0 instead?

>>25815323
my current goal is 100k this year and finding a condo to buy

>>25815070
>>25815371
I am trying to find a play just like TUP, something that will 3x in the coming months guaranteed with a cheap entry point. MotherFUCK I just want to snipe a really good value stock so hard

>>25815323
Survivorship bias, you don't hear about the millions of losers daily.

>>25815407
BFARF

>>25815339
>what the fuck are buybacks and artificial losses due to emergency collateral accounts
read a book and then buy banks idiot
>>25815319
the actual smart move is to buy the first day, but only ~20% unless it’s really bad or theres no news to explain it

>>25815423
I already have 100 shares of BFARF and intend to sell it tomorrow if BTC stays under 40k.
I will keep my 900 shares of ARBKF though. I feel over exposed to BTC.

Maybe BBBY is the next TUP

>>25815323
Whenever I read about someone who made a lot of money it makes me happy, not depressed. It reminds me that there is always another opportunity in the market. It's like if you're starving and you see someone come walking into town carrying a deer - reassuring to know there are deer out in the woods you can hunt
I find it more uplifting / inspiring, that if you just keep at it, keep learning, keep increasing your skills, keep watching charts, after enough time you are guaranteed to make a good call. It only takes one big trade to make it

FUCKING BITCOIN

>>25815284
>>25815271
>>25815254
everything has already x10ed this year and some of these charts look like bigger scams than crypto

MARAuders....
Are we going to be ok

Thats it im gonna do it im gonna fucking buy BBBY calls

Apparently all the power is out at the WH

>>25815456
okay, so, gamestop is going to drop like 10-20% tomorrow and you are going to buy the dip, okay?

yes, gamestop, GME. don't ask, just do. we have a cat food billionaire and poop emojis on our side.

>>25815450
Who here is comfy small cap

>>25815456
I know. Every time I zoom out to 1y or even just 3m I get fucking nervous.

>>25814210
based. buy mara calls monday morning, see u on the moon brother

>>25815480
If you are a true MARAuder then we shall weather the storm that is coming this week.

>>25815456
Yeah it's a bad time to buy and I'm pretty sure the winter dump is about to start.

baked
>>25815569
>>25815569
>>25815569

>>25815500
I doubled my portfolio from 12k to 25k on GME and now im completely out, fuck that shit. Moving on to BBBY as the next GME

>>25815580
>getting out before the real fun begins
cohen hasn't even filed his proxy yet wtf are you doin

>>25815510
IT’S ALL DONE FOR

>>25815323
Yes and no. I'm pretty obsessed with stocks but I'm not emotional about them and don't blink if I'm down tens of thousands of dollars. I do get annoyed if I see some idiot like CLF tranny making piles of money but that is a natural reaction and I'm sure there are a few people who think the same thing about me.

It's important that you don't chase the gains of other people and try to mimic them without doing hours of research to confirm their plays are heckin' valid. There is really no substitute to finding your own stocks, my most profitable trades were shit that /smg/ either hated or completely ignored.

>>25815609
when he actually gets the hostile takeover ball rolling i'll see about it but chris davis at kleinberg kaplan (the shareholder activist attorney) is nowhere to be found. don't know what the fuck Ryan Cohen is doing. GME for now is a retard play

>>25815223
s i r