/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>2578419
Giv u a kiss

>>2578419
Name something. For 10BTC, I can get you pictures of my gf.
Or non lewd pics of my dog. He's pretty cool.
Or sharpie things.

Name your price

>>2578433

if you are not trolling you should literally go and become a monk to learn something, then come back

your GF is only worth 10btc ??? some girl then

>>2578445
>only

Done the monk thing got bored found enlightenment not all its cracked up to be

I would give you this rare Pepe

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Ur a liar u love ur 10 btc

>>2578419
never give up. keep doing the things you do, including the trolling.

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the 10btc on offer is just my spare change

>>2578419
i need 100BTC for some property and making x10 on 10BTC is easier than making 1BTC on 0,1BTC

Already got the gold one

so to recap on offer for my 10btc is
A) lewd pics of a worthless GF or Dog
B) A Kiss
C) A rare PEPE
D) Some fake property scam ?

Come on

>>2578487
Memes aside I'm trying really hard to finance my film right now. 10 BTC would put me in the clear, and my dream could actually come true.

If you give me your email I'll list you as a producer as well.

Film A porno its easy money trust me what your GF Doesn't know doesn't hurt her

If I were you I would go balls deep in some shitcoin but since I know from first-hand experience generous anons do exist pic one hundred percent related 13LhFMVJ46n78NCgfUWEv8sqyGL1TztP3e

>>2578535
If I could do something worth 10 Bitcoin then I would have them already.

Generous Anons do exist This is the tenth time i have done this hence why im at 10btc today

very imaginative

Nothing.
Gib 1HB92GGqGddgAmtGathDmtAJVNmKfz9WXD

I'll cure my cancer
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Ill cum on my laptop's screen while it is displaying your BTC address and post a timestamped pic if you send some

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pretty good deal to be honest familam

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I'll post a picture when I get the BTC and we can watch everyone who missed out get super butt hurt.

>>2578514
>scam
I'd buy the property for 100BTC, using the original 10 for trade; I reckon I could do it employing only BNT arbitrage, marathon style

sharpie in pooper

I don't even know
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>>2578419
I'd say thank you, obviously.

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>>2578419

I'd give you 49% of all revenue from this app!

>>2578453
Right, it's overrated. Once you got it there's no reason to be alive, reaching enlightenment means in practical terms that you're ready to die

I would aim to become as successful as you and give back to our neet brothers one day

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>>2578713
hi anon, have you implemented trading yet (simple limit orders/sells)?

>>2578741
Yes. But I am still putting it through its paces to ensure that everything works just the way it should...

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I'd go make 20 different threads on b and r9k laughing at all the robots and nocoiners.

>>2578419
I'll trade you 40 LTC for them

>>2578713
nice wasted space there

>>2578419

I'd reply with my address:

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Thanks kind anon

>>2578754
top notch, anon, you don't disappoint
when's iNiggerOS version coming?

>>2578772
When it gets approved. Argh

I would buy some supplies for the homeless Bros is the heat.

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I don't believe you have 10 bitcoins. Send them to me for proof and I'll send them back again. 15uSswrAAhd5frrt8b2DMs8oEsC2851U4f

and i believe you have a zero balance same as many of all the above

I got these cheeseburgers man....i'll suck yo dick!

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Why would you offer that your transaction list lists that you have received 90.8650897 BTC

But your current balance is 0

It also looks like you fucked up over the years of 2015 and 2016 you on crack now

OP, the best idea is to donate to to below address:

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i need to pay the hospital
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I WILL SPEND IT ON ANY SHITCOIN OF YOUR CHOOSING.

START A MASSIVE PUMP AND WE CAN ALL GET RICH.

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>>2579081
I like this anons idea. Willing to share or even take as little as .5 btc for this idea.

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Absolutely nothing.

>>2578419
I'm a filmmaker. I would take the Bitcoins, and turn it into a film, and give you Producer credit.

>>2578419
>>2579135

Would our combined efforts amuse you, Lord OP?

>>2578419
I'm serious about the filmmaking. I'm making a short film about a teacher who fucks his students.

I will dedicate the film to Satoshi.

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>>2578713
Shall I link to your app in my next app? A am closing mine atm but working on a new one. Had 30k+ users

>>2579231
Tell me more about your app?

>>2578514
You can have my steam account. 155 games or so.

Just recently got into crypto. Fresh out of college I first heard about bitcoin in 2011. I had no money so asked my dad to spot me 5k when it was at $2. He said it was the stupidest thing hes ever heard and refused lol. Still pretty broke have an ok job but bills eat me alive. I have become obsessed with researching this shit. I know im smart enough to make money in this game only problem i have is the capital. If you were nice enough to hook me up with anything I wouldnt consider it a gift. I would consider it a loan and be forever grateful. You would be the main contributing factor to my success.

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>>2578713
Lmao dude your app is pointless but leddit will love it so go spam it there instead

I will dig a hole in my backyard, and live in it for a week.

>>2579376
U r gay. You would have sold when it hit $3 just like everyone else who bought that early

I will go on an adventure of a lifetime and share photos of me banging hot chicks all over the world with you. Are you ready for that?

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I can hold it for you :)

I will sing a song for you.
You pick it or ill freestyle.

Ill take my mom on hat european family vacation she's aleays dreamed of.

It seems like you can get anything you want as it is.

I'll fuck your wife

Smoke weed every day
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>>2578419
Spark another owl and continue to do absolutely nothing. What did I win?

>>2578419
I would culture the spores of this red ice algae, then freeze dry them before constructing an apparatus that will electro statically disperse them from weatherballoons over Greenland causing the ice sheet to melt and flood all the kikes in nyc and every other gay ass coastal city.

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I work about 70 hr weeks just to survive, so if your not just trolling and have enough money where you don't care. I would gladly take some off your hands I'm not greedy I would be happy if you split it between people that posted, in case you do here is my addy if not that is fine too, it's good to dream.

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>>2578419

Post an image on an internet message board.

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You can have NOTHING, good day sir!

I will also throw in my CFI bags, which are worth less than nothing

i would play with a "little chemist set" on acid and wake up in the morning with seven dead fetuses on my floor

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As if someone would give away 10 BTC

Fuck me guys, you are all so desperate that you defy logic to beg?

Fuck you OP, Prove me wrong.
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What ever you send, I will double and send to someone else.

>>2578419
Invest:
1BTC - IOC
1BTC - VIA
1BTC - BNT
1BTC - AMP
1BTC - ICN
1BTC - DICE/ROL
1BTC - BAT
1BTC - ANT
1BTC - LBC
1BTC - shitcoins for quick profit

>>2580088
>implying that those aren't shitcoins

i would buy a rimjob from a midget

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>>2578419

>> This is a great tool, send BTC leave your address and it will be sent back x2.

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>>2580396
Fake!

If I was rich... I actually wonder. I guess I would keep what I would need on a daily basis, and make my own vidya or film since money is the only obstacle. Or I could always invest in some other things and pay for my family's debts.

Pic unrelated

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>>2580546
Glad pic is unrelated. Was wondering if you were the post-op tranny or the landwhale.

I would get my car fixed,
So i can stop taking the taxi's too work.

In South africa.
Google what an SA taxi looks like...

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>>2580569
Wonder what the left one is worth in the sack though. She used to be fuggin hot.

>>2578419
Depends on what you looking for really.

Would pay for treatment of my wife's melanoma.. hell couple btc would be great full.

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>>2580751
Greatful.. wow

>>2578419
I would pray for you and your family until the last day of my life.

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>>2578419
I'd write you whatever sort of software you want.

>>2580779
I should add the exception that it cannot directly, through its own stated purpose, harm anyone.

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>>2580851
Still a better license than GPL[insert version]

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I need it for some research..so just sent it to me..and top of it..you can sleep well at night

>>2580851
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.altfolio.rmgsoftware

>>2581010
What about it?

I would say the magic word to get you to give me 1, a few or all 10. Please. Never see that word from beggars on /biz.

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>>2580779
If you can really write whatever software someone wants, then attaining wealth shouldn't be hard for you. Perhaps the swarm city project is hiring devs, I know they have a multi million dollar dev fund, maybe they'll hire you if you're good.

Use it to learn game development online and make a simple instanced metroid/deadspace like massive and quit my wage slave job that currently makes me want to end it

>>2581051
I've had a lot of amazing job offers, some from clients and some from programming competitions -- but I don't want to move to some trendy city and be surrounded by soulless protoserfs all day. I'd rather be poor and comfy in my rural hermitage, working freelance at at my own leisure, than in some cuckcubical somewhere pissing my life away for $300k.

I'll look into swarm city.

>>2581150
I actually understand that but not to that salary level

Finally be able to afford to get married after 4 years of engagement. Would invite you to wedding as the guest of honour of course. And try hookyou up with bridesmaids.

>"Hey hot drunken chic, have you met my friend anon?"

All expenses paid out of the 10btc!

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>>2578419
femanon here, ready to whore
if you want pics or video of me masturbating, ill do it for the btc

>>2581201
hell, i'll even do it in my car or something if you want.

>>2581201
>>2581233
And what's the minimum amount of BTC you will take for that?

i'll gamble it all on csgo matches for you bb. feed my addiction so I never have to stop 1CWD8CJuZgXx1Rv3jReNQJpwGoMuHjQ74z

>>2581244
depends on what's wanted i guess but..in this situation since he's just giving away 10...
hm, at least 5?

>>2581062
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>>2581296
>women bitch about being viewed as objects.
>women literally trade their sexuality like a commodity.

A womans "worth" depreciates faster than any other commodity investment. And I thought people here were trying to at least pretend to be investment-savvy.

>>2581244
don't give sluts money.

I can offer you the wisdom of 1000 years.
seriously though. we can talk and I will offer you advice. skype, kik, whatever.

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>>2581290
how do you gamble on csgo matches? that sounds pretty degenerate

>>2581296
Anon could literally buy a round trip ticket to SEA and have a 10 woman orgy every night for 5 nights with women significantly more attractive than you for far less than 5 BTC, including the price of STD test screening for the women.

For the full 5 BTC he could do the same thing with virgins.

>>2581150
Cool, you sound like you'd fit in with them.

>>2581430
yep, that's definitely true.

>>2581201
my address:
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3PMuFyGo579knPvJetu3W2eSENfBR44LUA2

send me 1 btc please

>>2581489
You're probably being sarcastic, but >>2581430 isn't even exaggerating.

t. Whoremonger from /trv/ who spends 4 months a year in Southeast Asia.

>>2581593
i wasn't being sarcastic

>>2578419
For 1 bitcoin I can develop an ecommerce website to whatever nuances the client wants.

>>2578419
Shameless begging
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>>2581669
kys you desperate slut

>>2578419
I'll take the 10 bitcoin for 5 more of your bitcoin for the hassle that writing this is giving me

>>2578419
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I'll do good in the world.

>>2578459
Wow, this was really rare

I'll stop saying no-homo for the rest of my life
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>>2578419
I can give you the satisfaction of knowing that you helped get me through college through the pressure of my family and friends to get a job which somehow will not come to me despite all my efforts every day to get one. I'm driven to suicide at this point, so you'll essentially be saving my life.

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>>2578459
Actually never seen this one, bravo.

>>2578419
I'll type a response to you that will only be read by others and will not actually receive any money and hope that I do but know deep down that I will never see a single one of those coins and I will continue my life but one day once I am in the worst state, remember back to this moment and form a cult around torches and light then go on to collect money from rich people and go the scientology route to infiltrate the government and replace all official documents with low quality pictures of the cheese and rodrick from the trash tier diary of a wimpy kid movie

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