/biz/ - Business & Finance

>MRK
>UNH
>LMT
>VRTX
>JPM
>AAPL
You’re welcome

>Options are used by hedge funds and hedge funds hardly ever outperform the indices so that tells you everything you need to know about options.

S&P 600 futures where

>>25808659
Yeah this is some pussy shit

We will touch 360 in the next two weeks as monthly hedges expire. Position accordingly.

>>25808659
accurate statement, gigantic retarded conclusion taken from it

rip MARA and RIOT holders

God I hope it goes to 10k. It will bankrupt my annoying friend at work

>>25808699
could you explain where you found this information, anon? Not skeptical just would like to learn more

I’m predicting -12% DOW tomorrow. TWTR will dump 30% and stick holders will get nervous about their other big tech stocks.

The clowns can’t hold up TWTR.

do ppl still act like buffet didn't make his money by being starting rich and being ruthless loanshark of last resort

>Sp500 0.61% down
Uhhhhh

Work. Horse.
WKHS.

>>25808699
>position accordingly
so turn 360 degrees and walk away?

>>25808771
why?

>>25808771
holy shit you just know!

>>25808465
+600% in 1.75 years no options. When you blow up your account after gambling I will be in six figures.

/smg/ has some double digit IQ opinions on options, but then again most people are double digits or midwits that end up losing when they touch a derivative

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>>25808764
Is that really bad

>>25808736
Selling at open and buying puts

Redpill me on LMFA

How do you profit from nigger business stimulus?

>>25808821
Are you bullish or bearish on tomorrow

>>25808858
lmao democrats hate asians

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>>25808868
dont know i wait for 30 minutes after market open before making a decision, everything leading up to that is just noise

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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>>25808868
Bullish
3:00pm hits, it’s a free for all

>>25808919
Give me a wild guess. Now is the time for speculation.

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>>25808816
What's your portfolio look like?

>>25808736
why? they are miners and pretty sure they dont have any debt assuming they sell off their mined coins which they should they should be ok.

>>25808963
I’m as bearish as you can possibly be on tomorrow

See if you can spot the coin holder in this thread. :)

>>25808979
DXY says bearish, but again that could change at 9:30 EST

How do we outlaw bitcoin

MARA bros...

>>25808816
Lmao, that's piss poor performance. You can make a lot more with options while risking a lot less money.

Dump AMRS bags at open?

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Reminder that bitcoin predicts the stock market. Make sure to short in the coming weeks.

>>25809027
Buy it and the government will probably come confiscate it

>>25808816
Penny stocks are gambling just as much

What are some penny stocks I should be accumulating with my day trading tithes?

>>25809057
you'll always be a poorfag loser :)

bitcoin is just doing the same thing it did jan 4 at 4 am

>>25808736
BFARF too I think Im fucked so much for that 6k

I put 100$ into gbtc just to crash Bitcoin I hate crypto fags that infest all of /biz/

>>25809063
lmao overlay any small cap stock you'll get the same result
stay retarded and poor and schizo and unmedicated lmao

>>25809063
Hardly, its astronomical price inflation these past weeks reflects the sentiment about Biden's victory.

>>25808739
based, fuck your annoying friend at work i hope he gets cancer too

Indices are not down enough. -5% down tommorow

>>25809088
GTE

VALE BULLS WE OUT HERE

Post portfolio.

Sold half of my small position when it started crashing, sold the rest close to intraday high.
Sorry MARAuders, it's going to be a rough Monday for you.

>>25809177
This

>>25808858
wouldn't it just be easier to say "we will run our country for the benefit of everyone except for white men"

>>25809177
checked and based

>>25809267
I believe golffags call it a "handicap"

>>25809001
their price moves like a bitcoin derivative. You are fucked.

>>25808656
SRAC will make me rich.

>>25808858
Short the banks that give them loans

I’m selling everything on open. This is my first time investing and I’m up 30%. I had a bad feeling all weekend and now it’s happening.

Don’t really know what to do but I no income anymore so I’d be fucked if I lost. Still holding all my clf and vale shit and that’s it

>some anon (supposedly) took out a loan to buy MARA at $24/share
I'm getting second hand JUST

>>25809399
k but what about their debt no company goes bankrupt without it

>>25809050
Post portfolio.
>>25809210
Based.

>>25809001

>>25809098
Yup

>>25809425
>it's happening
what's happening, exactly?

Should we feel sorry for cryptofriends right now?

>>25809399
I've just been using MARA as cheap leverage for BTC, I don't think any of those hashing companies should be viewed any other way

>>25809465
I’m predicting Black Monday. But I’ve been wrong before

>>25808634
why JPM and MRKX

>>25809479
Absolutely not. The second darquanious sees his $600 stimulus he put in coin base is $400 he will sell.

>>25809425
>im up 30%
>im selling everyting
fucking newfaggot retards, we desperately need another september to refresh the /smg/ ranks

Fuck me, the ominous bearish posts last night were accurate - they were making some strong points.

Wonder how the next week is going to look...

>>25809209
$25 eow.

>>25809460
I will wake up and this shit will be at 50k wont it. I fucking hate BCT

Babachads...

>>25809479
No, BTC is going to 0 this time. Peter Schiff was right all along

>>25809465
just the preview anon

JPOW better start printing and buying my bags
Tether better start printing and buying my BTC

fuck cunts. I am trying to buy the dip and all your pulling out is freezing shit up.

>>25809635
>FAG

>>25809520
why>

>newfags are scared of their own shadows again
Time for a short, sharp dip like September

>>25809635
Why is modern interior design uninspired at best and extremely gay at worst?

>>25809635
>FAG
god i love this picture so, so much.
>>25809590
probably completely fine honestly. i say this as someone who desperately wants the market to crash so i can jump back in and make another ez 60%

Are ETFs Reddit?

This is the beginning of the real correction. Corona March was but a shake off. You ain't seen nothing yet.

Tesla niggers are the first to get their head's chopped off

>>25809590
> People search for 2021 more in 2021
Ok buddy

>>25809751
ETFs are for when you want to invest in a sector but don't actually understand it enough to pick winners
t. gave up and bought ICLN

>>25809751
yes, be sure to make your investment decisions based on the validation that anonymous 4chan losers will give you

>>25809751
Leveraged ETF's are based.

First for SRAC

Opinions on TSLA puts?

>>25809958
suicide

>>25809817
ICLN is a solid pick, it should do very well with the Harris presidency's Brown New Deal that provides free solar panels to all blacks and mulattos in Amerikkka.

>>25809689
Lose of confidence in big tech (TWTR etc) and lose of faith in a stable US government

>>25809626
Kek I'd be amazed.
Best realistic case 8 hours from now is probably $37-38k. I expect it to move sideways more and fill out the wedge (which could include going further down).
Volatility is very high. The further it keeps from $31-32k the better, but so far no reason to panic. This should have been expected and it's actually better than it going parabolic. It needs to consolidate at every level.

>>25809765
>>25809590
>>25809425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esn0QZmD77A

>>25809817
I've been waiting for a dip to make a similar play. Why'd you pick ICLN over the other ETFs like TAN?

>>25809958
TSLA defies reason and sanity. Betting against it is like bringing a knife to fight a fuckin wizard m8.

>futures

>>25808577
>bought $500 of BTC on friday out of boredom from markets being closed
>BTC crashes
fuck you stock market, you fucking lazy pussies not willing to work weekends

>>25809958
lol

Do I sell BFARF @ open tomorrow and dump that money into GHIV to decrease my average cost

>>25809538
Good balance sheets, fat divvies, low PE

>>25810044
Rogue sneak attack on a Wizard is devastating.

>>25809465
I was paranoid of a big crash and I don’t think this is one but I just see a big drop coming that’s gonna be painful. I don’t wanna be one of the retard statistics that loses money

I'm gonna short ARKK tomorrow, thoughts?

>>25809561
>>25810076
Like pottery

>>25810076
I bought 4k worth Friday, got bored and sold for a $4 loss, sucks to suck anon

OH GOD THEY SAID BEARS DON'T GET TO CUM BUT MY RIOT PUTS ARE ABOUT TO PRINT MORE THEN ANY OF MY CALLS DID

>>25809711
I normally hold strong through dips and don’t care and just stop checking but with no income I shouldn’t really be holding to 0 gains. I still have like 70% of my shit in clf and vale anyways

>>25809460
Also here is the fib for some more memelines. It bounced right off the 0.38.

>>25809435
It doesn't go bankrupt, its valuation just falls back to what it was a month ago.

retards don't sell your MARA or RIOT shares, BTC is only consolidating. 100k eoy

>>25810129
YOU DONT WANT TO FUCKING KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO FAGGOTS THAT TRY TO SHORT MOMMY

What ARK ETF should I buy?

>>25810151
I'm not selling like Darquanious retard

>>25810210
get a job dumb fuck

>>25810118
Hmm may invest in JPM.

>>25810129
Look at the performance of ARKK during March of last year, or any other dip where the drawdown wasn't bad compared to how much upside it frequently sees. It's a shitty play, I don't know if you got the idea from the guy who keeps shit talking ARK Invests but that person is wrong.

>>25810261
*which

>>25808577
Whales are selling off btc and eth as fast as they can

>>25810234
how did you learn to do this, and is it even worth learning in clown market?

I’m predicting -2% once trading starts in 5 hours

>What's that son, yer fake internet money just crashed
>Heh, that's why I've got all of my savings in VTSAX

all this social media shit must be a part of some long term goal for elites. a lot of tech folks in the steering committee and i saw jared kushner in some list too. seems like trump made stupid tweets on purpose.
anyways, i would buy twitter dip.

>>25810272
No

>>25810351
it's not worth it, no.

>>25810372
Good excuse to buy tomorrow then.

>>25810378
I think TWTR is soon to be worthless. Buyer beware

>>25810351
when you put lots of memelines on a chart, its inevitable that one works. good luck predicting which one will work.

>>25809202
why gte?

>>25810415
Wait til end of day if you must buy. Don’t put your leg into that trap

>>25810257
>100k eoy
>he actually believed the silver merchants at JPM

>>25810437
why are MHA fags such normies

People actually think Elon is the richest man in the world.

>>25810469
It doesn't really matter I'm long term investing

>>25810102
Correct.

>>25810437
TWTR is going to surge to new ATHs. You think Trump and a bunch of qtards getting banned will hurt them? Dream on. btw apple Google and Amazon just got rid of their nearest competitor. These companies don't even have the risk of competition youd be a fucking moron not to buy

>>25810378
Twitter is going to be yesterday's news within a couple years.

>>25810512
Richest man in the world is probably Soros or someone like him. He has God knows how many hidden assets

>>25810512
Well ya, people usually think what they're told to think and are retarded

>>25810261
ARKK or ARKG are the go to. ARKG is obviously more narrow but supposedly there is a lot of room for growth in the genomics space. ARKF is alright but has shit like Paypal as well as Chinese companies like BABA and Tencent so that may put you off.

I just got raped

>>25810502
Dunno but the girls are cute.

>>25810581
In a good way?

>>25810102
Yes I too am fucked with BFARF and hold 3000 shares of GHIV

>>25810581
hot tell me more. Unless it was a guy, then I don't care.

>>25810581
In a porta potty?

>>25808656
Iridium communications, more than just phones for pipe hitters.

>>25810464
Because I said so, that's why.

Wollt ihr den totalen krieg?

>>25810351
It's dumb but in the summer I started watching technical daytrader streams while WFH (often good for quick news play scalping btw) and the ones that aren't insufferable are good teachers of TA.
They all have different technical strategies and rely on different indicators but at its core it's finding resistances, supports, trends, and looking for triangles. Really all there is to it. Fib is some dank tool I don't fully understand that you click and drag onto a chart that shows you where support and resistance should be.
I'm not a daytrader or interested in doing it but it's a very useful education to find dips and see what trends stocks are in.

>>25810512
Rothchild is worth trillions

>>25810540

> These companies don't even have the risk of competition

Until now. They have forced competition because everyone is sick of their bullshit.

>you'd be a fucking moron not to buy

Then I’m a fucking moron, because I’m not buying that shit. Ever.

Let’s see how well your post ages

WHA THTE FUCK ARE THSE FUTURES

>>25810372
What should I throw $1k at

>>25810642
allright i'm taking out a mortgage and a heloc

>>25810653
(((rothchild)))
Why do these fucking kikes need so much money???? They would sell out the entirety of Humanity for pennies

I mean honestly guys, how did you NOT take profits after a week like we had last week?

>>25810705
theyre coming back already

>>25810721
Simple, I don't swing trade or buy overpriced stocks.

>>25810721
I set a very tight stop loss and everyone called me a newfag

I’m not gonna be one of the retards that comes in and loses money and becomes a skeptical etf fag.

>>25810645
shill me some guys to watch

Buffet is a cock sucket who spend millions of dollars on tax accountant to find all of the loopholes, and he turns around and bitches about how the tax rates aren't high enough.

>>25810645
neat thanks

>>25810721
because i went into etfs instead of meme stocks because i didn't DD because i was lazy because i thought it would be better to ride it out for as long and steadily as possible because i have a job to go to so i can't stay on the computer all day because i have bills to pay because we live in a society because.....

Ive been on the fence about the soijack poster, since his vocaroos are fucking 10/10, and the guy that hates him, while correct, is undoubtedly a sperg. But i have collected enough data from his non shitpost posts to conclude he is actually extremely sensitive, kind of dumb, and not actually that funny. You post those soijacks incessantly which is boring despite being based for holding gamestop
Overall: sort yourself out

>ARKK
>GHIV
>BFARF
>DFEN
>NAIL

How fugged am i tomorrow

>>25808577
Thinking about all the stacies and thots that are losing their money on btc right now

>>25810783
Truth, literally just used his other businesses to leverage loans and buy out competing businesses. The burger / coke drinking innocent old man image is just an act.

>>25810827
GHIV will be green at least.

>>25810638
It has no future between Starlink and AST Space, the investors just haven't realized it yet.

>>25810829
lol that does actually cheer me up thanks

>>25810799
Once you hit a million dollars all you've got to do is flip cents and break down profit taking by 25,000 dollars a trade.

how long will MSFT continue to crab? I’ve made some with AAPL but I am not sure if I want to diversify more if I am already in 4 stocks and an ETF

>>25810863
He probably just hires them because he can’t assed he probably isn’t actively looking through them. He doesn’t care about money that much just investing he still lives in the same average house.

What's gonna moon tomorrow

new pimple coming in on my nose

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if futures turn green by morning, but my UVXY calls need to print

>>25810777
https://www.twitch.tv/directory/game/Stocks%20And%20Bonds
Idk if this is advertising and not the done thing but WhereRebelsAre is good for fundamentals and stockjock is good for technicals. I usually switch on during trading hours to have on in the background while I work, have learned a lot over the last 7 months.

>>25810909
Try not to sell. Whenever you sell at a crabfest it’s usually the end and it finally goes up

>>25810934
SQQQ by the sounds of it

>>25810863
The guy is like all of the rich bolsheviks.

IDGAF if he is fucking rich, just shut the fuck up already.

>>25810954
>Crypto Trading Challenge (Double $2000)

>>25810788
No problem anon.
>>25810777
>>25810954
I forgot to say by the way, as an example of the use: people like this have been talking about BTC and BTC plays since the summer. You don't even need to pay attention in an educational way, you can use it to absorb what traders are looking at and talking about.

>>25810669
this.

they have created demand for alternative products, by fucking over their own userbase. censoring trump doesn't just hurt the platform for conservatives and trump fans, it hurts the platform for the left too. krassenstein wouldn't be shit without trump to talk shit to. same goes for all of them. total ideological control and non-stop circlejerking is OK on a site for a very specific interest, whose users all come from the same cliques, like neogaf. it does not work for major websites that hold themselves out as public forums. you can't run a public discussion forum like neogaf - you just can't do it.

google and youtube aren't *quite* the same, because they do video hosting and search better than anyone else out there by a country mile, but twitter is literally all just written content and can VERY easily be replaced by sites like gab. relying on silicon valley deplatforming to stifle competition is not a good business model either.

>>25808785
because I want you to make money fren
>>25808811
Yeah, you just know he's one smart boy

>>25811021
Kek yeah that's no use now, it's FX and crypto weirdos. There's a reason they have low viewer count.
Bookmark and check during trading hours.

Ok, I don't want to miss GHIV. Is $13 a good entry? 100-150 shares

>>25808634
Fuck I just got out of JPM since I was fearing a correction since it has been growing too much in the last couple of weeks.

Low IQ:
>Reacting to futures that have moved less than 1%
High IQ:
>Not giving a fuck and waiting until premarket.

>>25810829
>Thinking about all the stacies and thots that are losing their money on btc right now
It's fucking mana from heaven.

Almost as sweet is thinking about all the faggot ass zoomers who think they're geniuses talking all that endless shit about it too. It's annoying. People are annoying when they make a lot of money, they get cocky and it's really fucking annoying.

>panic dump my MARA on friday in the high 26'es
>feel remorse when it goes back up to 28 EOD and bitcoin is recovering
>console myself by reminding myself I still cashed out hundreds in profit
>check BTC today
I hope those of you who held are well stocked with anal lube for monday morning.

>>25811211

>>25811095

> relying on silicon valley deplatforming to stifle competition is not a good business model either.

They will find a way to create large alternatives to Twitter. They will make it hard, but too many people demand it, so they can not stop it for long

>>25811200
JPM is a hold no matter what, chief. Accumulate at any price. They are doing a $30b buyback this year.

>>25811211
Highest IQ:
>Reacting to futures that have moved less than 1%

>>25810955
Hmm you are right. I’ll keep it and keep adding to it.
>>25811143
I need to do more research on them anon, what makes you bullish on them?
>>25811200
Seems like a safe bet

>>25811329
https://github.com/tootsuite/mastodon

Why no I don't pay any attention to the market. Why yes, I only check my prices at noon and make all of my trades then. Why do you ask? My yearly performance? 3,000,000% of course.

>>25808577
bros I bought SPCE shares @ $25 last weeks with 90% of my savings because someone shilled it here and I felt better buying "low" (aka not TSA or NIO breaking new ATHs)
but now I'm starting to freak out, did I fuck up? everyone seems to hate this stock, should I pull out?

UM BROS IT SHOIULDNT BE THIS RED

>>25811393
>I need to do more research on them anon, what makes you bullish on them?
Another anon said to buy, who am I to not listen

>>25811211
Galaxy IQ:
>Segmenting your personality to allow for fun overreactions without it affecting your stoic trading strategy

WHAT WAS THAT???

>>25810705
>Small caps

>>25810829
BTC is the ultimate retard filter
Smart people buy it when it's super low, while retards think it will never go up again. Then it skyrockets and retards throw all of their life's savings in even though they called it retarded not even a year ago.

>>25811425
Just wait for open you dumb normie fuck

>>25811425
>>25811458
red good
big red mean big green
you dumb dumb
RED GOOD GREEN BAD
SELL GREEN BUY RED

>>25811425
It’ll be down 2% - 3% when the Premarket actually opens. The mega corporations have spooked the world with their antics. Shareholders are looking for the exit.

Oh yeah, give me them C cheapies

>>25811492
My dubs say we open green bobo, kill yourself

Reminder
>Reminder: This is clown world
Reminder
>Reminder: This is clown world
Reminder
>Reminder: This is clown world
Reminder
>Reminder: This is clown world
Reminder
>Reminder: This is clown world
Twatter will not be effected tomorrow
Clown world dictates that it will skyrocket.
>Twatter will not be effected tomorrow
>Clown world dictates that it will skyrocket.
Twatter will not be effected tomorrow
Clown world dictates that it will skyrocket.
>Twatter will not be effected tomorrow
>Clown world dictates that it will skyrocket.
Twatter will not be effected tomorrow
Clown world dictates that it will skyrocket.
>Twatter will not be effected tomorrow
>Clown world dictates that it will skyrocket.
Calling it now. This bullshit happened many times before.
>Hit the mark for earnings
>Tanks 10%
>Miss earnings bigly
>Goes up indefinitely
>Random red day
>crabs till close
>Be 2020+1
>open green
>close red
Fuck.

I'm getting fucked tomorrow and not in a good way

>>25811492
The market will be a solid green dick until 2023.

WILL WKHS BE OK?!?!?!??!
HORSEY NO WE PUSHED YOU TOO HARD!

>>25811348
>>25811393
I was up 20% since early December and I chicken out since we already jumped on Thursday, I still keep a small position but I am a faggot that every time it has a good margin I will take it. Also JPM is finally on pre covid prices so it was like my signal to move out.

I can see putting more money in if I see them drop this week and selling some other financial plays I have that seem more risky (but with bigger upside).

>>25811457
This DESU
If you can't post pink wojacks screaming about how you're financially ruined because your AMD position dropped twelve cents while you're setting up an iron butterfly on some British ISP that's been crabbing for two years, I don't know how to help you.

>>25811546
>TWTR
>skyrocketing

Nothing can hold that pile of shit up. Don’t get burned anon. Make another play if you must

>>25811425
set stop losses and buckle up, you fagola.
we're going in hard.

>>25811492
how fucked am I holding like 1k in RIOT?

>>25811612
Priced in.
Can't afford puts, and even then, I'll lose even more money because of clown world kicking in before sour hour.

>>25811648
Sell puts at the bottom

>>25808844
>Selling at open and buying puts
why

>>25811329
I honestly can't fucking believe Titter would get SO fucking cocky about censoring people on its platform. If you're Twitch, JewTube, yeah OK you have a little leeway. You can get away with quite a bit because you offer a service that is very, very hard for someone to replicate. And the point of your service isn't to host controversial discussions.

But sites like twitter and facebook, that's a fucking no-go. A public forum that bans basically 50% of the public from expressing their opinions, come the fuck on. It was already bad enough, and likely would have bled users in due time, but banning the President of the United States from saying ANYTHING during the most crazy fucking moment in modern American history? come the fuck on.

>>25811571
What are you looking at to think that?
WKHS is fine, see you tomorrow horse fren

>>25808876
asians are richer than whites

>btc absolutely dumping
uhhh... based?

>>25811684
Because it's going to go fucking DOWN.

>>25811452
Fair enough. Worked for me on NIO and PLTR.>>25811572
Get back in.

>>25811698
bognaldi drumpard is a terrorist and a threat to the safety of americans
he will be impeached tomorrow, and kill himself this week

>>25811729
Knowing a stock is going to go down is knowing it's time to buy puts. There is never an excuse to not make money.

>>25810044
>TSLA defies reason and sanity. Betting against it is like bringing a knife to fight a fuckin wizard m8
this is when you sell

>>25811698
I personally believe Twitter lost millions of user accounts. I mean users that deleted their own accounts. I deleted mine right after Trump was banned.

They will only bleed users now. No one wants to join

>>25811771
Are you on drugs

>>25811729
>New Paradigm investors shitter shattered
Yeah I'm thinking pretty fucking based.

>>25811421
We hate the stock but it has retard strength. It may pump to $28 a test flight or drop back to $17, but either way it's not a good investment and you're speculating on a meme company that is extremely slow moving. I think the Virgin Orbit flight has been delayed but that would be a good time to get out if it's a success despite that they are private and not apart of VG but that pretty much sums up the people who buy SPCE...

>>25810631
Kek howd u know

>>25811784
>this is when you sell
The fight, the person, the knife or the wizard?

I shouldn't have held MARA over the weekend. FUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>25811787
twitter gets money from chinese government, not users

>>25811707
Just the overall red right now, I'm more than likely going to dump my weeklies at open, but hang on to my longer dated calls

I think that I've accepted death as a very real possibility and honestly it's peaceful. Anyone ever try transdental meditation?

a fuck rip bfarf

>>25811787
I didn't have a Twitter account because I never liked the idea of only being able to express yourself in such few characters, but created a Gab account after it became the clear alternative.

Gab Dissenter was fucking awesome I hope they bring it back.

>>25811852
How much do you think it'll drop during premarket?

buh bye bitcoin
remember all those retards last week telling me that bitcoin would never crash again, and about all the things you can buy with a digital coin (NOTHING!)

>>25811775
what's going to make more, max leveraged MARA or RIOT puts?

>>25811885
>>25811787
Just by the way Gab occasionally does stock offerings, not sure if you can trade Gab but it might not be such a bad hold assuming you can get some.

Bili bili!

>>25811852
I was looking for an entry into riot is Monday my chance or is there some meme support on btc at a lower level?

>limit orders in dollar amounts are only available in market hours

Fuck off with the gay rules. Seriously.

>people lost $20 Billion USD in the last six months buying TSLA puts
>it will surely work for me though

>>25808634
This guy gets it

>>25811882
>>25811903
Yeah that guy who went all-in on BFARF has probably already killed himself.

>>25811771
I am gonna kill a nigger now because of this. In minecraft.

>>25811698
Never thought about it that way but the reason for attacking Gab and Parler and others could actually be to protect their monopoly and stop their stocks from crashing.

Social media is now Old Media.

>>25811859
I'm sure WKHS will be fine, this is my entire portfolio right now
If my weeklies dip to -100 bucks I might dump them, then I'll rebuy at the bottom for the week after

>>25811771
hi nigger faggot, why can niggers be peaceful when they burn down cities all summer but white people can't walk into a building without being terrorists?

>>25811771
>all the blm niggers that broke into state capitals and trashed their tons and courts

what will come in the future is well earned. the two faced politics can only last for so long and the authoritarian nature of liberals are more orwellian than orwell could ever dream an authoritarian right wing government could pull off, its the control without disparity the wars without the definable conflict truly we are fucked.

So when crypto market crashes this month what does it mean for stock market?

When Musk goes to the moon he will start the 3rd dot com bubble. The current paradigm such as internet platforms like Facebook, Amazon, and Google have just about reached their peak.

Sure they can go up, but can they double or quadruple in value? I don't think so.

>>25811946
The last time btc pump n dumped it took a year to hit its bottom

>>25809958
Never try to go against the market, you will only get destroyed. Specially if you are going big. Even if is obvious that TSLA will go down, nobody knows when and it could be that it can rally even more since fuck it there is no logic at this point behind TSLA rally.

>>25811743
Earnings are really close right? Fuck it am getting in, lets hope the pre market doesn't moon without me.

>>25811880
just pray, to anything. visualize shit and speak to yourself and lay out your thoughts

>>25812006
penny stocks, IPOs, and SPACs.

FB,Google, and Amazon are the new Boomer stocks.

>>25811828
well shit
i bought before checking their recent activity and it looks like it took them 12 months to get a test flight going last time so i might be fucked
they dont even have a schedule at this point

>>25811903
Isn’t is a decent asset to accumulate and hold alongside stocks?

>>25811966
It WILL work for me. I'm tracking TSLA like a hawk, 2021 is the year it bricks mark my words

>>25811969
>>25811903
You guys clearly have no clue how BTC works. If you can't handle volatility you're NGMI. btc specifically shakes out all weak hands. You're all gonna be fomoing back into crypto miners after it passes 45k soon

>>25811787
maybe 98% of unverified accounts are bots, of the humans probably 9/10 of them are from street shitting coutries that are incapable of generating revenue for the platform, it was doomed to fail once trump lost the election

>>25811787
>I deleted mine right after Trump was banned.

Man, you're really a retard. Take your meds

>>25812007
My theory is that the lack of accessible SpaceX leverage is much of the reason TSLA is perpetually careening. Is TSLA actually linked to SpaceX in any real business sense? Well, no. But this is the clown market so it doesn't actually matter. Once a way to actually buy leverage in SpaceX or Starlink specifically materializes, literally sell every fucking thing you own and buy as much as you can because it's going to be a repeat of TSLA at 4X speed.

>>25811903
I bought 300 oz of silver and 3 oz of gold with a tiny portion of my crypto stack

You can for sure buy stuff with crypto

>>25811977

Big tech protects Congress and Congress protests big tech billionaires. It’s extremely transparent.

>>25811946
btc will bounce before morning, alts will pump in the meantime
then BTC will make a lower high ans we will see the real dump
it's 2017 all over again

>>25811966
eventually it will work for someone

>>25812126
Cringe + go back

>>25811942
Fellow bilichad

>>25812088
based hitler dubs and hot thot

desu i don't think tesla gives a flying fuck about their stock price, their entire thing was to run it as high as possible, not issue dividens, and then dilute the stock for free money. i think they just issued 1% stock for $5 billion. considering their actual losses were probably around 2 billion per year last few years, it buys them time

>>25812088
So let me get this straight.
You are going to short TSLA
working on a time frame
of an entire YEAR.

Redpill me on ARBKF
I know it's a warehouse operaton full of bitcoin miners
How does it compare to others in the space?

>>25812007
are there any space stocks besides virgin galactic that one can buy at this point?

>>25811976
>>25811999
>>25812002
Don't get me wrong, I think all Amerimutts are subhuman animals regardless of their skin color.

>>25812127
I don't think We will ever be able to buy Space X. Maybe Starlink but even then its IPO will be ridiculous and I am sure it will come out at 250B Market cap already.

>>25812158
this works until it doesn't. plenty of examples in history and recent times. these fools unironically subvert institutions and then expect to be able to easily wield the promised power without pushback

Maybe I spoke to soon its already recovering at 35k pretty hard. Hopefully I didn't just jinx it tho

>>25808577
Man this is depressing I’m selling at open and I really like some of my positions

>>25812028
It’s time

>>25812191
they should be issuing a lot more honestly. they've played this really smart.

>>25812230
The magician’s trick loses its power after it is performed 100000 times in front of the same audience

>>25812240
Don’t be a moron. Crypto always has one last smaller peak before the ultimate crash

>>25812278
at the expense of the audience i might add.

>>25812218
opinion discarded, go shit in a street Vayesh

>>25812297
let him believe it, I want more red wojaks

>>25808577
Should I buy Splunk?

If everyone got paid in Bitcoin it would be valid. The only thing being traded here is paper money for computer money. Much like buying chuck e cheese tokens for use at chuck e cheese.

>>25812257
i think they will be. issuing say a 5% dilution all at once would piss off the hedgies; 1% a quarter nobody bats an eye and could get them >$20 billion a year or more

Crypto ain't crashing. Nice try. Its gained 2k back in the last hour. Back to 45k mid week

>>25812346
>we gon ovah thro da govment with da btc daquan

Anyone here live alone? I’m 26 and will probably try to move out when I’m 30. Does it ever get lonely? I worry about that sometimes.

>>25812297
Sounds like you sold early, didn't you anon

NEW

>>25812410
>>25812410
>>25812410

>>25812332
it just needs to be green in the morning

>>25812127
Nobody would dare regulate SpaceX,Tesla,Star Link into regulatory oblivion.

Star Link will revolutionize education for the developing world. All they've got to do is work with Khan Academy & Microsoft to flesh out the quality of the lessons & offer global tutoring on-demand.

Khan provides decent lessons but you would never dare rely exclusively on them to pass some university exams.It's just a matter of fleshing things out so that you're able to do so.

>>25812127
Alphabet actually owns a % of SpaceX so you can invest in it that way.

>>25812346
doesn't btc tend to collapse under its own weight by having transaction costs skyrocket under heavy usage/high prices?

that to me in and of itself is a reason to avoid it. another reason would be that governments don't like it and will likely find a way to make it disappear or cost way too much to use given time and widespread adoption.

>>25812420
I live alone, but I have a girlfriend I see daily so its fine. Its pretty boring not seeing anybody, not lonely though

>>25812420
You get lonely. Then you realize how fucking rad never having to deal with anyone's shit but your own is. And your place stays fucking spotless.

>>25812007
>Sure they can go up, but can they double or quadruple in value? I don't think so.
Easily, most of the core space stocks have good fundamentals or rapid growth and very little hype after this sector was neglected for decades and the greatly decreased cost of entry to space hasn't been priced in. No one knows how large the space industry will become, we cannot factor in things that haven't yet been invented. You could even be bearish in this area if you think that there are very limited uses of satellites and the increasing cheaper costs of producing and launching them could decrease profitability through high competition but I don't think that is the case. Space tourism will likely be a large industry and generate a lot of interest. I'll wait until strangers bring up space stocks before considering selling, it may take a few years for the stocks to even move much.
>>25812069
Virgin Orbit is targeting Wednesday and I suspect that Virgin Galactic will have at least one test flight this year.
>>25812210
SRAC, ACCMF, MAXR, and NPA are decent pure plays that aren't competing against SpaceX.

>>25812159
what are you smoking? alts are getting eviscerated rn

>>25812158
Funny how ISIS was allowed to use twitter as a platform for years until the general public really began to breath down twitter's necks...

>>25810714
power

>>25812423
I would only buy bitcoin post crash

>>25812420
Get friends
Get a gf
get a dog

ez

>>25811841
I did it

>>25812559
I don’t plan on ever dating. I’ve learned to accept that. I’m kind of a schizoid (but I do get lonely), so I’m not too interested in friends either.

>>25811560
Based, I just missed getting a screenshot of this

>>25812247
Then don't you dumbfuck

>>25812247
>selling at open
is there anything more retarded?

>>25812453
yes, which is why newfags who have never tried to cash out are delusional. Both ETH and BTC are too flawed in this way. I'm not saying they lack value or won't reach 100k+ eventually, but as far as replacing the dollar, it will be something else. I only hold my old BTC just to see what it gets to and ALGO for actual usage potential.

>>25811421
Holy shit did you fuck up. I bought @24 and didn't sell last year when it pumped hard. I've been fucking holding ever since waiting for it to go back up again after it starts commercial flights.

I have faith in the stock but it's gunna be a long road. If I dips to sub 20 again I'd buy more to lower my dca

>>25810102
Why is everyone here so retarded? Were already seeing a massive rebound from the dump. The BTC bulltrap has been set, just wait until it is sprung before you unload shares.

>>25812127
>Is TSLA actually linked to SpaceX in any real business sense?
They provide batteries and motors for operating the control surfaces on Starship as well as other parts. They may also manufacture Starship or Starlink specific parts in the future but right now their business dealings are pretty limited.

>>25811698
it's almost like breaking the rules gets you kicked off of a platform owned by a private entity, you absolute worm-for-brains. tweeting is not a right, you agree to follow their policies when you make an account. anyone who thinks this is odd or a violation of their privacy and rights has probably never even read our constitution ever

>>25812420
I just day dreamed my wife passed away and I got back in shape to fuck 20 year olds. I'll never remarry.

>>25812866
Jack said his platform is the modern day public square.

>>25808659
Pussy. I only own calls.

>>25813017
post pic of wife

>>25813102
No I'm not doxxing myself

>>25812861
That was a rhetorical question. The only real link is that Musk is at the helm, and that's what's driving the market demand for shares.

>>25812088
POSTING A COALBURNING CUNT WITH THOSE DIGITS. SHAME. COALBURNERS SHOULD BE ASHAMED