/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25795010
i was masturbating in the bathroom and my wife's pet rabbit came in while i was busting and i landed a few ropes on the rabbit.
i told my wife it was syrup for breakfast and made her clean it up

I just had my wife buy 5k in the dip.

>>25795010
no u

>>25795010
wait this is about crypto? wrong board. uhmm... i have been shilling fud to get normies to sell so i can get their coins

I fud no matter what. Even if I am holding I will fud.

I sold

I just found out what Bitcoin was like a week ago and now I bought at the top

>>25795010
I buyed to early in the dip.
Only made 7% instead of 13%

I tell people to invest in XRP and have a notepad file of copypasta because I think it’s funny and I want mean people to stay poor.

>>25795178
Justice

I had 125k ADA six months ago and I sold 2/3 of that for two cars that died on me and now have less than 50k remaining.

I lost my job recently and am now collecting unemployment and dumping every fucking penny of my checks back into crypto until the benefits run out.

>>25795010
I almost pressed buy at 35600 but pussied out, I fucking hate myself

Today I tried to scalp the btc volume on x10. At one point i was down to $1000 unrealized pnl. But i held in there and exited with only a -$250 loss.

>>25795010
I yoloed into privacy coins after the delisting fud.

>>25795010
I fomo'd LTC and bought at $180. Why did everything decide to drop today?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I hold ADA and RSR

I just started mining eth with my single 1060

>>25795119
Based

>>25795010
I had 6k to spend when btc was at 18386 and i thot 20k was the tahhp so i put in boomer stock and only made like 500 dollars whilst btc had golden bull 0_0 :))))

>>25795010
I’ve been taking a secret 30% custodial fee on profits over two years now from some dumb girl that gave me a few grand to invest into crypto. I then invest that 30% into my own portfolio.
Should I stop?

>>25795010
i SOLD

I lost 75% of my portfolio buying the top of grt and lrc

>>25795501
Nope but you should register and pass your fees as business expenses

>>25795242
Kek me too
I was one of the biggest hype beasts on /XSG/ and I have never had a single token

>>25795010
Bought 1 BTC at 5k and sold at 10, May kill myself.

>>25795010
Been on /biz/ two weeks. Just pulled everything out save a small token supply of LTC and LINK. Probably lost a few hundred dollars but it's been a real eye-opening learning experience. Like being raped on your gap year hike across Europe. Thanks for the memories folks.

>>25795119
basado

>>25795178
let me guess? NOT a ponzi scheme?

>>25795285
when, during the dip or before ath?

>>25795010
I only bought .4 bitcoin before the bull run. I didn't believe

>>25795553
Not a bad idea.

I lost $1k on Deep Brain Chain

I sold hex too early and deeply regret it now. Now I call it a scam in every thread about it

I wish I didn't buy LINK in 2017.

I took profits at $40k, saw the most recent dump get eaten the fuck up and bought straight back in.

>>25796591
during the dip

i lost 20k on what should've been an obvious bart pattern on DXSALE

>>25797854
oh then wtf are you regretting, you would've made some shitty margins. wait for the dip tomorrow

I held 50 core all the way from $200 to 22 eth and back down to 5 eth where I capitulated.

>>25795119
this is the way

>>25795010
Lost 5k on a shitcoin. Fuck me.

>>25795010
I sold BTC at 9k

Just sent away my 18,000 CERB repayment today. Basically a no fee, no interest loan. Sitting on 102k worth of ETH now tho. No idea what to do now. I feel kinda bad like I cheated the system. Very conflicted

>>25798117
I've never even owned BTC.

>>25795010
I'm starting to believe those that say that all crypto is just degenerate gambling kept alive by too much cheap money being pumped into markets for over a decade now and beneath all the hype not a single one of them adds anything useful to the world and it will all come crashing down eventually. And yet I'm still not cashing out anything and am not planning to do so.

>>25795010
I sold the bottom three times

i sold link

Only hold 1k Link. Someone reassure me it’s okay

>>25795010

I sold everything at 31k

I fud and kek at hysterical pink wojak threads

>>25798249
You are me. Now im sitting here waiting for it to stabilize before getting back in using more to buy less.

>>25795010
I bought Quant three times
the two last times I told myself I would never buy back this piece of shit and yet here I am bagholding this crap

>>25798205
t. never needed control of their own money

>>25795010

I have 200 NANO I bought at $4.60

>>25795010
I tie up a bag full of hot sause to my balls so i can enjoy the flavor throughout the day. It busted at work one day and got to go home early because the boss thought it was blood.

I started with 3k in August. I have 13k now. I could have 40k if I sold the top of just 2 coins. I sold one too early and one too late. I'm not going to make it this bullrun

>>25798301
how does 200k sound?

>>25795725
Me too. Exact same entry and exit points.

>>25795119
Is that you Peter?

Sold 300 eth for fantom and harmony one back in 2019 I have 39 eth now

>>25795010
I am a planted Tether FUD'er hoping to get people to short before the 15th so we can liquidate them. I feel horrible because I know families are going to get hurt. I could give a shit about these 4chan incels.

I’m all in OCEAN

>>25795010
I am the coomer neighbor that shakes the whole apartment and I'm all in on link

All in BTC I like my risk like my woman, inexistent

I consolidated my holdings to just hold BTC and LTC. Sold 4 DASH a few days ago at $98 just to get out and now it pumps to $150 god damn it.

>>25798469
Like I’ll never truly make it

>>25798118
At least you repaid it, which is more than can be said for many people probably.

t. didn't qualify and didn't apply for it.

I bought Statera at the peak back when it pumped. about 0.4? right at the top I lost $300 of my own money but luckily was blessed with Uni and 1inch airdrops. I'm secretly glad I lost money as it taught me not to fomo or gamble with shitcoins which I have not done since. My holdings are mostly in xrp now

>>25798897
>I'm secretly glad I lost money as it taught me not to fomo or gamble with shitcoins which I have not done since. My holdings are mostly in xrp now
So you haven't learned anything?

>>25795067
I can tell you're gonna get deservingly divorce raped.

>>25795010
I have gained as much money as I've lost this bull run. But I have learned.

>>25799056
>But I have learned.
You will forget in a haze of fomo and fud.

>>25795010
i've never invested fiat in crypto . i just lucky with couple of airdrops and have a few grand. my vice is i'm too lazy. i'd have million probably had i been a little less lazy. sometimes i lose everything (in sportsbet or token going to zero but then god blesses me with another grand worth of airdrop. it's like god wants me to make it but i'm running away from my fate.

i coinfess

>>25795274
Should have bought one good car instead.

>>25795010
I had 60 ETH after the March crash.
I only have 9 left after investing in shitcoins and losing over and over. I had 4100 LINK too, that's down to about 2100.
Decided to 'stop all this stupid gambling and focus on accumulating LINK, ETH, and BTC' in 2021.
Didn't even get to 0.1BTC before the explosion happened. It's almost worse holding such a small bag.

I cancelled out my profit in fees

I sold at 40k because I felt a huge dip incoming.

i sold 7500 LINK

>>25795010
I shilled doge so hard for fun that I convinced myself it is going to the moon.

>>25795725
bought half btc with 1500eur, turned it into 9k link and swang it all after tilting. cry me a river bitch, you still made 5k. i'm even right now and glad for it. buy eth and put it on ice for a decade and stfu

>>25799091
I hope not I'm not emotionally all there enough for fomo and did to affect me desu. I just like the numbers, statistics and graphs. But people's emotions play a role in future price. I am blind to this.

>>25795010
I fell for the tether fud at 28k

I sold my bitcoin at 400$

Fuck yall

>>25800506
Me at 29k.

Tried to margin trade the first time. Loan 2.1 BTC at 3x.
Realize I should have borrowed USDT instead of BTC.
BTC dips, I panic sell while realizing how lucky I was.
Went back in at the dip and longing 3x correctly

>>25795010
>inb4 lurk moar
>inb4 newfag
I still don't know what a "fud" is...

>>25795119
this

I thought and told people crypto was a bullshit scam back in may 2020. fast forward to now I am all 8n on BTC ETH and Link and I am up 400% my net worth since april. I fudded so many people.

>>25795010
I bought eth at 770, sold at 1080, bought back in at 1020, sold at 1230, bought back in at 1240, sold at 1220

I'm non-binary

Went from 6.5K to 5K in 72 hours, I feel so bad.

>>25802321
try going to 300

>>25795010
I pood i peed but I never poopoopeepeed

>>25802309
I'm non-binance but such a cuckbase.

i hold bao

>>25795010
Just sold Eth at 1200 and bought back at 1240, I don't have the constitution to sell stocks by the hour

>>25795119
same here ill even shill and fud in the same thread

>>25799421
Wolong was the OG rugpuller

You guys know the dump earlier? I sold everything I had. Everything. I'm prepared to go buy a gun and shoot myself. I only have $10k USD now.

>>25798117
Same mate. Sold it to buy a car before the Covid crash at the beginning of the year. Now I 'm regretting that. Thing is I had the money to buy the car in my fiat account but I had lost conviction in btc I guess. In retrospect it's nuts but that's the game I guess. Thanks for playing lol.

>>25802540
You'll feel clever by the 15th anon

It burns

>>25795010
i'm gay and I hold chainlink

>sold 15 btc at $110/ea

>>25802072
ive seen people say it stands for Fear, Uncertainty, and Dread but honestly id rather believe the funny meme bear made the word up to scare us like toddlers watching a PG-13 movie

>>25802072
Fear
Uncertainty
Doubt

i fell for a pajeet scam (BUIDL) and lost about 500$, but made it back instantly when UNI came out. then when it hit the top i refused to sell and then panic sold at 4$
also i bought tezos at the top then lost half of my savings

stupidity pays sometimes

>>25795010
When I was new some faggot said parking your gains in a stable coin while you wait for a dip/crash to pass was a good idea.

Link -> dai -> eth -> link

Between swap fees and price changes I lost 133 link to stupidity and panic. Done cold storage since that day.

I have 1 bit coin in a Mtgox wallet that I can't access

>>25795010
I hope we crash -80% just long enough to wash out all the fucking normies on this board

>>25803280
How many you still holding?

I didn't buy chainlink because it pumped to 40 cents before I could buy

I lost 30 Bitcoin because I bought a food governance token that wouldn't let me withdraw my staked funds.
Then I held fiat and lost another 10 Bitcoin as BTC skyrocketed.
Then I lost another 10 Bitcoin in a different token that had a 1 month staking lock period.

After all said and done, I lost 50 Bitcoin out of 60 I originally had in 3 months.

I bought Statera at .33 and am still holding even though it will never get back to that.

>>25795010
I was given every fucking chance. I have no excuses
its destroyed me

>>25795351
Me too.

>>25804803
Yep

Bought 4200 XLM for roughly 0.2 BTC Late Dec 2017 / Jan 2018

>>25804962
Also sold 15 ETH for Bitcoin Cash during the Flippening. I've made a lot of bad trades.

>>25805011
I was also an early investor in BTC, bought a few at $5 and sold at roughly $200. Gambled 1 away.

Wow writing this out really makes me realise how autistic I am.

>>25795010
I had 11 btc in 2012. I used up 5 to by dnp an d steroids and I lost the memetics and password for the rest.

>>25800557
Sold 0.5 BTC for 90 euros on local bitcoins back in the day. 8)

>>25795010
I am sinless. I went all in after Pastor Saylor and Saint Pal preached the good news. I've never dropped a coin, my hands are forged out of chromium and my pockets are heavy.

I mined BTC in 2010 after reading about it on /g/. Probably had 30-40 coins that are now lost forever. No idea what I did with the keys.

>>25795010
I was pretty much correct my TA concerning silver and it dumping today. I don't know how to feel about this