/biz/ - Business & Finance

BNKU!

Should I buy ETNs, why or why not?
Please help a retard out.

Second for FUCK THE FAA SRAC FOREVER

I WANT A CUTE ANIME GF FOR FACE SITTING AND FACE LICKING

>>25788499
I dunno, should you buy stocks? Or bonds? How about a house? Options?

Details, son. Details.

Hello black niggers

Which SPACs will have the highest growth eoy

Hey guys, just wanted to say that I appreciate my /smg/ frens. We don't always get along and that's okay. I just appreciate the shared goals here of building wealth and talking about stocks and related subjects and even just shooting the shit. We have an incredible cast of characters around here. Believe in yourselves frens because I believe in all of you. Have a blessed day.

>>25788562
ENZA DENINO

>>25788567
PIPP, LMFA, HZON

>>25788425
Amen, anon.

>>25788425
Based Christian OP. Go with Christ bro’s and the gains will come.

>>25788567
I've heard the SoFi IPOE here, and it should go up 3x? What's the timeframe? I have a monthly swing play money, but I'm not willing to put it in a 6 month play.

Almost up 100% on my TSLA, should I sell?

Anyone else holding NAIL?

is CLF a buy below 20?

can someone redpill me on the steel industry and why I should buy this week

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>>25788548
I live in Sweden and cannot fuck around with options. I found my broker selling ETNs (or as they call them leveraged certificates).
My only problem is the low volume, in which I might not be able to sell when I want to.
Pic related is a certificate issued by JP morgan

>>25788585
You sound gay and full of feelings. I hope you get rid of this emotional sentiment come Monday.

From now this is ALPP chads thread only

>NASDAQ listing soon

>>25788707
>>25788548
http://www.nasdaqomxnordic.com/etp/leverage-certificates/info?Instrument=SSE209536
Here is the listing for more information.

>>25788718
Does anyone else assume all anime posters are all soft and sensitive?

>>25788694
HODL like there is no tomorrow. Next stop 1600

>>25788585
That's pretty gay, but thx.

>>25788700
Chink start buying steel => steel price goes up => steel industry goes up like a month later.

But at this point I have no idea what's priced in and what's not.

>>25788425
Who is going to fork over the cash to make SMG International Inc. a reality? I nominate the poster below me. All in favor say AYE

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>25788567
Starlink is not going the SPAC route, that's silly.

Did you guys checked that shipping stuff I was talking about? Dont you dare letting your money rot in some BNGO shit! Support the freighters today, let them build Nostromos tomorrow!

>>25788750
Is western anime okay tho?

>>25788567
TWCT when they ipo coinbase

>>25788808
>western anime

>>25788750
They watch girl cartoons, they must be

BITCOIN IS OVER AND IT'S GOING TO AFFECT THE STOCK MARKET, WE WILL NOT REACH THESE HIGHS AGAIN UNTIL 2024

>>25788785
I hated when you started this shit in the summer, but your edits are getting really funny

>>25788769
>>25788785
Looks like you just got fucked again.
A Y E
Y
E

>>25788860
>WE'RE BACK TO LOWS NOT SEEN SINCE THREE DAYS AGO AAAAAAAAAAA
Thank you Bitcoin very cool

>>25788707
try to open a Tastyworks account, I am a Kraut and I opened an account. Now I can finally trade US options and leveraged etfs

>>25788849
That's mean

>>25788585
based

>>25788567
Starlink. followed (from afar) by Virgin Juicy Fruit and SPCE

It's emergent market's and small cap value's time to shine

>>25788808
Western anime is just gay cartoons.

>>25788860
Bullish for gold & silver

Where is MRCX shill, we need to talk.

>>25788750
nazi larpers were probably bullied in high school, rightfully so

>>25788971
I would be surprised if Starlink IPO'd this year, also SRAC > SPCE

Alright now its been 4 threads, so are you niggers shorting TWTR tomorrow as it seems all the supreme wearing faggots(and fellow patriots) on stocktwits are going betting against it
also fuck robinhoodrat niggers

>>25788929
IF YOU'RE NOT GOING UP YOU'RE GOING DOWN

There are people right now, in this very thread even, that think DXY measures inflation.

A terrifying thought.

>>25788860
>normal reverted cup
>shits self

dont forget to make sell orders for everything while you are at panicking

Jesus bro, just stop watching those fucking charts and go for a walk or something.

>>25789003
>implying eastern anime is not just gay cartoons with onions sauce

>>25788785
These edits getting really good lmao

>nazi larpers were probably bullied in high school, rightfully so

>>25788937
I'll look into it, thanks

Do I just pull out after the stimmies and interest rates go back up

>>25788937
this, even fucking czechfags use tastyworks since 2008 and rant about it on yt

>>25788808
>Is western anime okay tho?
I don't know, Anon. Is stale pepsi I put my dick into ok?

>>25789033
Sweaty sporty anime babes in the summer is the best.

>>25788976
Bro it's been their time to shine what do you think happened the last 3 months
Smallcaps were the highest earning indices of 2020
Get in front of the game retard stop lagging

Got my stimulas check finally. Will there be a NIO dip tomorrow?

>>25789058
Wanna talk about it, Timmy?

>>25789065
>and interest rates go back up
Weird. I get the individual words but the sentence makes no sense to me.

Wow bears are vocal about the market and they are not happy. They're discontented with the continuous green days and the effects of infinite stimulus. I guess they were holding out hope for a different fed chairman. There's even a petition that's garnered thousands of signatures to have the corporate debt buy back scheme changed. Obviously that wont happen but it shows how unhappy they are

>>25789033
It measures inflation against other nations currency supply, not necessarily physical goods inflation

>>25789035
ALL IS LOST, ABANDON SHIP, EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF, GRAB YOUR BUG-OUT BAG AND GO INNAWOODS

I hate cryptards so much im happy bitcoindogshit is crashing.
YOUR FAKE MONEY IS BACKED BY NOTHING

I did it boys I bought bitcoin at 41k yesterday and sold today’s bottom at 37k

what stock should I buy if the most sensitive and functional part of my reproductive organs was sliced off as a newborn baby?

>>25789099
apparently there's going to be a market dip tomorrow

>>25788760
You think a split is gonna happen? They have a better shot of being on the dow if that happens.

>>25789065
Haha, no, the interest rates won't go back up until there is a full blown inflation panic.
If they even mention increasing interest rates, the market will tank 10% instantly. And they wouldn't do that until all their buddies have their cash in safe places already, which doesn't look like to be the case.

BTC miners -10% tomorrow. I hope it doesn't crash pre-market so I can sell some.

>>25789140
So is your fake money.

>>25789125
>how I feel about you trying to make this copypasta in every thread
https://youtu.be/Pubd-spHN-0?t=2

>>25789026
I'm getting calls

>>25789125
Markets gonna tank sorry bullbro. The amount of stimulus given to citizens was not nearly enough for the communist overlords taste, and now they will throw a fit and deny citizens their stonk gibs to twist the knife.

PACB just cannot stop winning, top holding in ARKG and now SoftBank bought a stake in it. In a few years time they will overtake the dinousaur Illumina and monopolise the DNA sequencing sector.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-01-08/softbank-is-said-to-take-stake-in-dna-firm-pacific-biosciences

>>25789181
Backed by the government.
Cope :)

>>25789174
More like -15%

>>25789134
>It measures inflation against other nations currency supply
That's called an exchange rate. It measures nothing beyond the value of the dollar compared to the currency basket.

And I will personally hit the next person that talks about inflation and uses the DXY as its prime measurement.

>>25789150
Are you interested in working professionally? SMG Inc. could use someone with your skillset.

>>25789099
>>25789164

According to leddit it will peak tomorrow.

>>25789150
one whole at least?

i havent talked to a women that wasnt related to me or a cashier in like 5 years now

>>25789223
>Backed by the government.
What the fuck does that even mean?

that feel when markets are closed

>>25789092
it's only the beginning my dude

>>25789154
ZKLN class b shares

>>25788976
>>25789092
which ETFs are best for emerging markets and for small/mid caps? thx

>>25789140
this is a cope

Why does everyone think the fed sets interest rates like fuck. You realize it's more like a light suggestion that the fed will provide liquidity if the market keeps bonds priced around that rate right, and that only works when the biggest buyer of your bonds isn't yourself. The fed is literally playing with itself like a fucking cumbrian

>>25789167
is that even significant? like fuckall happened when NAS squished theirs. I am total noob also so dont listen to anything... Could it slow the growth? I dunno, lol

>>25789290
this 100%

>>25789112
>We first hit the 0 bound around January 2009
>That was 12 years ago

Yeah, yeah, I know there was the minor rehiking from '16 to '19 but still.

A boeing crashed lately?

>>25789033
Holodecks can't get here soon enough...

>>25789318
Most people equate fed funds rate and real rates.

>>25789323
>implying anyone will listen to Trump

>>25789323
Payback time.

>>25789351
737 out of Jakarta, yeah

>>25789258
It means its backed by the USA with lots and lots of weapons and people.
Bitcoin? Backed by computer nerds kek

>>25789237
Yeah and the exchange rate fluctuates based on supply and demand of the currency against another currency.
Generally if demand crunches for the dollar supply increases, I think it's a much better measurement of inflation then say a carefully crafted basket of goods that just get cheaper every year and that are mostly subsidized I mean fuck

Am I going to be rich on Monday?

>>25789323
Where is it defined? Post section 4(a)(i)

So should I be worried about Bitfarms or will the current elevated price of btc push up the stock price to a fair value on US markets

>>25789292
ARKF and ARKG yw

>>25788567

apxt. ive holdo for along time now.

>>25789191
Only anons with good board taste can understand it.
>>25789212
Bears will have to wait years for a significant dip to occur.

>>25789351
it wassn't a 737 max FYI. That particular plane had been in service since the 90s and the flips probably didn't maintain it properly.

>>25789351
they made a successful emergency landing. Unfortunately it was in a poo field which the jet fuel ignited.

>>25789398
>>25789351
>It's true
I wonder if it was because of user error or the plane was fucked. Either way Boeing looking very grim.

vanilla thread.
black honey inc.
B
T
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Is going down to $30k after that we will see

>>25789292
Small Cap Value: AVDV, Emerging Markets Small Cap: EEMS, DGS

>>25789442
go straight into ARKK or focus on just these two given they have more smaller caps?

>>25789323
God I hope Biden doesn't reverse this one, we've been letting the CCP walk all over over us for far too long

>Backed by the government.
>Cope :)

>>25789417
which monday?

>>25789292
Get a mutual fund for EMG no kidding bro. American funds new world outperforms MSCI by like 10% most years.

>>25789533
*AVUV, AVDV is for international small cap value

Will you buy the MARA dip?

>>25789323
I wish.

>>25789323
>explicitly stating "communist"
Normies will believe that shit will have any effect.
>china is a republic bro
That's what you get for believing the governement isn't led by pure anti-white evil.

>>25789258
It being legal tender in the biggest and most powerful economy in the world and the USD being used as the defacto world currency for all and any transactions world wide. Forex only exists to buy and sell dollars.

The USD is accepted in any part of the world for any sort of transaction. At any given point. The US government, it's powerful economy and companies like Microsoft rivalling the power of a few mid sized nations on their own guarantee the total dominance of the US of D.

Meanwhile Bitcoin is used for nothing but buying drugs.
>>25789339
If it ever goes up again we will enter free fall desu
>>25789358
Waifu bots would be enough
>>25789409
>I think it's a much better measurement of inflation then say a carefully crafted basket of goods that just get cheaper every year and that are mostly subsidized I mean fuck
That's still not inflation, which is defined as the price level of a basket of goods and services over time.

I'm not even arguing what measures the value of a currency better, I'm just saying that inflation is

>>25788567
What the fuck is a SPAC?

>>25789323
>>25789535
>trump doesn't do this in 2017
>instead waits a week before getting kicked out when the next guy can reverse it just as easily
Will mean nothing.

>>25789290
kek'd

>>25789555
Tomorrow. Apparently NVDA made some deal with NIO over the weekend

>>25789626
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/spac.asp

So what do I buy with my stimulas dollars

>>25789573
I'm not in freedom land so no clue about mutual funds

>>25789402
>It means its backed by the USA with lots and lots of weapons and people.
That doesn't mean anything. If the dollar collapses, no one is giving you his weapons in exchange of rash green toilet paper as for the governement it will just confiscate your belongings.

>>25789573
I made 37% in 2020 off both of my American Funds accounts. Very comfy

>>25789648
Pay off your debts. That's what pisses off bankers the most.

>>25789420

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/executive-order-addressing-threat-securities-investments-finance-communist-chinese-military-companies/

https://www.defense.gov/Newsroom/Releases/Release/Article/2328894/dod-releases-list-of-additional-companies-in-accordance-with-section-1237-of-fy/

>>25789691
I don’t have any debt I live with my parents and bought my truck with cash and never went to college. My networth is all in stocks though

>>25789323

I love Trump, but this order means absolutely nothing. So it slows down trading for 10 days until Biden reverses it?

>>25789692
>BABA and NIO not listed
Ffs. It would've been hilarious.

>>25789648
https://www.classicfirearms.com/long-guns/ar-15-for-sale/

>>25789691

Paying off all your debts is the fastest way to being independently wealthy.

>>25789535
Fren, the CCP is actually the American Ruling Class. China would still be mostly dirt if it wasn't for Bush Sr. opening the door for American Elites to leverage the CCP up and make tons of money.

MARAuders are we going to be fucked by the tether revalations?

>>25789447
Apxt and lgvw are my current spacs that i see doing well long term. Are you planning on holding through merger? I am not, looking for a price target of $30+ after merger date announcement but im jumping ship before then, hopefully will be able to buy back in if it dumps

>>25789018
Anime posters were fucked by their dad, and haven't been fucked since.

>>25789612
>The USD is accepted in any part of the world for any sort of transaction. At any given point.
No it's not. Maybe cannada, eventually mexico, but that's it. Any other country requires you to exchange for local currency, the best you can do from outside of the US is to buy something from an american website, even then exchange rates still apply unless you're buying with an american account.

>>25789775
Gotta be honest. I lost some money with BABA but just the peace of mind was worth taking the loss. No longer I need to check the news to see if Jack is still alive. No longer do I need to watch out for US intervention. No more China palace intrigues that could split the company up.

I'm at peace

>>25789765
If Biden removes the ban, he will be labelled as a chink shill, they will use it to attack him for that.

>>25789900
t. has never been to South America or Africa

is wealth simple a good trading platform, i want to get in investing as a student whats a good number to start at I was thinking of putting 500$ in stocks and 500$ in crypto (budding coins), is that enough just to play with and learn the ropes?

>>25788707
Make Tastyworks account. You wont be able to have it as an ISK account but still good.

I need to leave this board. I have a solid strategy for the coming two quarters but I'm gonna get scammed into a coin or a stock if I stay around and I don't want to lose anymore money than I already have.

>>25789958
no to all of that

>>25789979
Strategy?

>>25789952
I'm willing to conceed you that if that makes you feel better.
Personnally I wouldn't care if monkeys didn't accept my fiat.

>>25789900
Youre retarded, at least from personal experience any south american country accepts dollars

>>25789890
oops i must have hit a pain point. aspie sperg harder

>>25789821
>the tether revalations
Explain. I'm not good with computer.

>>25789535
>he doesn't believe in the Chinese century
Say hi to Jack
>>25789907
>not investing in BILI and BIDU like a real China bull
ngmi

>>25790020
I'm not the guy you were talking to, truth be told I don't even know what the argument is. I just know USD is happily accepted in South America and Africa. Also probably lots of Asia (specifically South East) and I imagine Middle East.
>>25789943
This, I think it's a play from Blumpf to force Biden to take a 'warming' position on China and be labelled as a chink shill.

>>25788425

question. so eventually im going to pull out of buttcoins and put them in shares. how is nokia for long term? seems cheap and maybe just maybe there is a potential of come back? where should i put it in? thinking palantir or just leave it in buttcoins?

>>25789958
What country are you actually from?

>>25789900
This man has never travelled outside the US

Do I sell my Total world index fund to put it all in a Nasdaq Emerging Cloud Index ETF or is that a bad idea ? Or a European QQQ. I'm not sure. The Total world index gives me some spread on emerging markets and Asia. So idk.

>>25790146
Canada

>>25790101
QQQ or ARKK for very stable long term. Oil is a riskier play, but could be better long term if Tech collapses.
But for the love of god anything but palantir, aka the $25 penny stock

How does this thread feel about Vanguard as a broker?

>>25790164
I have my money in LQQ. Comfy hold. Emerging markets have nothing on US Tech companies that currently dominate QQQ. Maybe rotate when the recession starts.

>>25789907
Same. At least with US listings.

>>25790147
I did though. Morroco, japan, france, germany and UK.

>>25790184
PLTR is literally a new bluechip. It might be worth to not all in before the lockup ends but that could go either way. Regardless it literally cannot go tits up. Its a the forefront of an industry thats only going to get bigger this decade

>>25790172
doubt.jpg

>>25790221
Bad. Get an actual broker with full access to markets instead.

>>25788689
SoFi should be merging by the end of Q1. This is not going down, I fully expect an explosion in price really soon.

>>25790280
what are you even talking about

https://voca.ro/1lzX0BuKjJMs

>>25790276
Yeah this, I'm incredibly bullish on PLTR long-term. I know how much value it has in UK public contracts alone, let alone rest of Five Eyes LET ALONE the US.

>>25790276
What is it's industry tho? "Data-science"? Magical psychohistory BS?
It's just a spicy database connector and visualizer. The integration costs alone eat up all revenue they got from their contracts.
It's not intelligent. It's not machine learning. It's not NWO. It's all just manual integration. They are no better than TATA.

The whole thing is investor-bait and you have been thoroughly baited.

why dont any retailers accept BTC at a big price hike? Like you can buy $100 in groceries but it'll cost $1000 in BTC. Would there be any takers? A steep price but it would finally be a currency.

>>25790366
The powers that be don't want plebs to use currencies they can't control.

sorry MARA/RIOT/BFARF holders who held through the weekend
totally possible it reverses though
makes me a little uncertain for this week in the markets - likely to drive dollar up short-term driving equities down
might buy some BTC mining stocks after the dip stabilizes..

>>25790184
>QQQ

I like what I see, but how is it capable of just making money everyday? just seems to good to be true.

>>25790366
I'm pretty sure the revenue they would get from such a scheme would be absolutely mniscule. What's the added value to the customer? It cannot really be anonymity, since the product has to be delivered somewhere.

>>25790366
It is a "currency" in that sense because you can buy shit in real life at bars or whatever, but the answer to your question would be.. why..?

>>25790437
Take your pills. This is about btc being a legitimately terrible transactional tool not some schizo conspiracy.

What do you guys think of PCLO for weed?

They're the cheapest in terms of price / gram and I think they can go to $10 if Biden takes on weed

>>25790486
Will recover and pump further, the only question is how long it will take.

>>25790506
All passive "investment" money is simply flowing there. 401ks, stimuluts checks, retirement funds. Most of them accumulate in these companies in the end. And now that gold and even bonds are rotating into the stock market, you have this permanent-looking growth.

what site do you use for crypto

>>25788669
How do you determine how long it will take for them to pop?

>>25790334
>RYCEY is going to 0 by February
SPYCEY RYCEY will go down as the biggest scam in /smg/ history.

>>25790276
>PLTR is literally a new bluechip
My sides.
Palantir has never made a profit and doesn't even care about being profitable. They said it publicly.
Their product isn't even scalable because they tailor it to each client, which costs are absurdly high.

>>25790552
I agree - going to try and snag some miner cheapies before the rebound

>>25788707
I already answered you in a previous thread. Can you trade them OTC with the emitent (Morgan Stanley) via your broker or not? If yes just do that, no market or orderbook needed.
Additionaly in Germany the emitents are required to list bid prices on the exchanges where they are tradeable so you always be able to sell them, thats probably European wide regulation.
Always check the website of the emitent directly for the certificate, in your case https://etp.morganstanley.com/SE/EN/product-details/GB00BL045Y78 and carefully read the key information document (link on bottom right) for the costs and what you buy into (you can ignore the performance scenarios because thats always based on random old data and 1 day of holding and you probably want to hold longer). It is not really complicated. If you want true puts and calls change to Interactive Brokers or Tastyworks.

I'm going to make 12 dollars an hour take out a loan for a trailer or maybe pay it in increments. Idk life's really hard want to kms

>>25790573
robinhood

>>25790560

thanks. ill likely buy this up when it opens. it seems like a good place to park all your money and come back years later. why even have a bank account if you can just direct everything there.

>>25790362
They think it's some kind of 1984 big brother stock that will control everything and everyone.
It's literally a fucking excel that makes graphs from autistic amounts of data that they buy from others because they can't get it by themselves

>>25790633
>If you want true puts and calls change to Interactive Brokers or Tastyworks.
IB allows options trading in Europe?

>>25790533
Kek I was joking retailers accepting BTC is dumb as hell, there's no advantage and you still have to pay employees in fiat.
>>25790608
>Palantir has never made a profit and doesn't even care about being profitable. They said it publicly.
Bullish as fuck
>Their product isn't even scalable because they tailor it to each client, which costs are absurdly high.
You know they have more than one product right?

>>25789900
I live in Bavaria and some stores accept USD at terrible rates.

I paid for my taxi in Afghanistan and Turkmenistan in USD. I paid for my hotel in Morocco with USD.

The USD is my go to currency outside of the direct Euro periphery and maybe places like Japan, where I used Yen.

Is it advisable to use in all places? No. Exchange rates are often terrible.
Could you use it to pay for a dinner in Mongolia? Sure.

>>25790222
I saw an image posted here that there is a possibility in positions like TQQQ and LQQ that you have decades long recovery time needed. So not sure.

>>25790573
I calculate hashes using pencil and paper then mail a notarized letter plus tip demonstrating proof of work to the CEO of blockchain.

>>25790362
Yeah, data science. And integration is usually a one time price sink and then the system is allowed to run and have revenue collected on it
>theres no machine learning
source? I highly, highly doubt there is NO ml in a data science company

>>25790574
You don't, it's SPAC lottery.

>>25789648
Drugs

>>25790608
>they have never made a profit and have said they dont care about making a profit
do you know how growth stocks work?

Horse that does work.

>>25790663
A good strategy with QQQ is buying a dip. There is a low every month, which you can find with a simple EMA. Buy when the price is under the EMA.

>>25790506
It's a safe long-term investment, perfect for retirement accounts.
>making me money everyday
Don't think of it like that. This is your long-term strategy. That said, it's up 40%+ in 1y.

can we all stop pretending RKT isn't worth 50/share? somebody explain to me what the fuck is going on here

>>25790684
Of course. The only thing they do not allow is to buy non-UCITS ETFs (you can get into them via put assign tho lol). Tastyworks allows trading non-UCITS ETFs but for Europeans IBKR is the better choice because of pricing and putting money into the account.

>>25790062
idk I read that tether's lawyers admitted that the company uses some offshore bank that they own and that bank only has 5bn in assets which is way below tether's market cap

>>25790362
>doubting psychohistory
ngmi

So the first $1000 of margin in Robinhood is interest free, should I be using this in a safe investment to take advantage of this?

>>25790670
Yeah. And there's no reasoning with them, because they are married to their memestock, and will go down with it all the way to pennies.

>>25790740
Leveraged QQQ is risky, but in this retarded bullmarket, it's okay for at least a year. As soon as QQQ starts to crab, you need to get out of it.

>>25788860
The stock market affects the price of bitcoin, it's not the other way around :^)

>>25790889
yes buy CLF calls with it

>>25790552
However long it takes to start up the Tether printers.
>>25790835
Probably waiting on the eternal forebearance agreements to stop

>>25790362
>>25790750
machine learning is a very broad term. Neural networks are machine learning, ok, but so is linear regression using Excel's solver add-on.

>>25790825
Unless he's trading QQQ (why?), would this even matter? Just pull the trigger and hodl till retirement.

>>25790366
btc will never be a real currency. It cant handle all the transactions. It's a store of value. Cryptofags know it, but it's a sin to say anything bad about coins.

MARA puts for tomorrow a good plan or no?

>>25790835
RKT is interesting to me because it's the one outlier of IPOs this year where massive retail and speculative interest couldn't pump it.

>>25790889
>So the first $1000 of margin in Robinhood is interest free

is there a BTC miner ETF?

So, how hard am I going to print money tommorow?

>>25790946
>machine learning is very broad
exactly my point. as someone that actually has a background in ml and neural nets, its pretty obvious that guy has no fucking idea what hes talking about if he says pltr “doesnt use any machine learning”
really? none at ALL? get out of here

>>25790750
I've worked in DS. Integration is never ever a one-time thing, it needs support constantly, especially if new data sources need to be integrated.

I'm not saying data science is not profitable, but it is not 43BN market cap profitable. The profit is in consulting fees, which is not scalable at all. There are only so many data scientists in the world.

>I highly, highly doubt there is NO ml in a data science company
I mean it's not machine learning in the magical sense. Unfortunately today people call any statistics algorithm more complex than a median "machine learning", so there might be "machine learning" algos in PLTR's prtfolio.

>>25789765
It's a poison pill.
If he doesn't remove it, his chink masters will be furious.
If he does remove it, he's weak on china in an era of unprecedented china hate.

>>25790896
Meh I was searching for a alternative to the Total world index fund, something for long-term but where I don't have to pay attention.

>>25790633
I see, thank you so much!

prepare for TSLA to crater tomorrow, I'm finally going to FOMO in and buy calls tomorrow after missing every other opportunity to date

>>25790951
Imo you missed the boat
If you bought Puts tomorrow you would be buying Puts on a red day
It's possible you get lucky and it keeps bleeding out for multiple days, but I don't think it will
will catch support somewhere above 30K and then resume uptrend

>>25790993
It says here BLOK, DWMC, VXF, ITOT hold MARA.

>>25790855
>The only thing they do not allow is to buy non-UCITS ETFs (you can get into them via put assign tho lol).
IS that legal tho? It might be some cool loophole to buy the ARK ETFs I always wanted.

>>25790948
Dunno, buying the monthly dip usually nets you +2%, which might be a non-trivial amount of money, and worht it for the "work" needed.

>>25791027
Why would you want a total index in a bullmarket tho? To enjoy that tasty 8.3% yoy yield while everyone else reaps the +50%s of the tech bubble?

>>25790951
>Is it good to short a bitcoin related stock when there's trillions more in stimulus coming?
No
If you don't have them already don't bother

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I haven't been reading the thread much /smg/, have I missed anything?

Srsly, PCLO anyone?
I think it's a 5x

>>25791006
Yeah, and machine learning in the “magical” sense doesnt really exist right now, its a fairly cutting edge industry that everyone is trying to capitalize on/push. Obviously there are some more complex networks pltr might not use, but thats the entire point of speculative growth: betting that given their current standing in the industry, they are POISED to make that move ahead of their competitors and capture business as a result

>>25790608
hmm where have I heard this before

>>25790650
thats rough learn a trade

>>25791008
I don't consider a linear regression machine learning.
Convolutional neural nets? Maybe, but they are pretty shit for anything other than recognizing cats with 80% success.
Everything else touted as ML in marketing brochures isn't.

>>25790855
IB doesn't allow options trading for Sweden.

>>25791134
I was just going to try to day trade them, I guess I'll look for some support and buy more calls

>>25791007
how does +600% sound?

One company that I've been following for a year and a half is Sonic Automotive $SAH. Anyone else been watching it? I've been in and out of it a couple times but it's story is good. One of those stocks I'd love to hold if I had like double my total capital. I totally missed buying it during the March crash because my watchlist is so big and I can't watch everything. I think the facts are pointing towards auto sales booming over the next couple years. SAH saw almost 100% growth just from it's used car segment. Their EchoPark division looks pretty solid. The areas they operate in are in high growth economies.

>>25791297
That sounds real swell fren. Memes are on me tommorow

>see feel good SPAC that looks interesting
>realizes that it decreases human suffering so I become Fed public enemy number 1 for not just buying more AAPL
When can I invest in America again bros?

>>25791150
Top tier proper ML will not come from an obviously investor-bait BS company, but from universities, google, maybe one of those self-driving-car companies.

They are selling a dream, which has negligible chance of working out. The data revolution is not coming, because the algos just aren't there.

>>25791138
Yes, WKHS will 2x and BTC will probably head down to ~30k

>>25789174
Sold my Finance ETF friday and went all in MARA, $15,000. I don't feel so good.

>>25791250
It's not a bad idea - just in general, you'll hurt yourself over the long-run if you buy Puts on uptrends and Calls on downtrends
You might get lucky here and there with perfect timing, but over enough times, the losses are likely to exceed your gains
You'll have a much easier, less stress inducing time, if you wait to buy Calls on an uptrend on a dip, or wait to buy Puts on a downtrend on a spike up (as long as 50 day SMA hasn't crossed 200 day SMA or any big indicators like that)
I daytraded SPY Puts on Friday for a 48% gain; however I know that I got very lucky, even with all the reasons behind my trade

>>25791138
Don't listen to >>25791383, he's just bagholding WKHS. If it goes somewhere, it will be down.

>>25791138
>>25791383
Oh and a suicidal anon killed himself or something last thread

>>25791101
>IS that legal tho? It might be some cool loophole to buy the ARK ETFs I always wanted.
Yes because tasty is an american broker (account in US) and thus they don't have to obey those European laws. IBKR in Europe opens your account in Europe (UK/Ireland/Hungary) thus they have to respect this law regarding the UCITS ETFs.
>>25791248
>IB doesn't allow options trading for Sweden.
I don't know about Sweden but in Germany they allow it. Maybe just ask their support if options are available for Swedes.

>>25789174
BTC is easily going to shed 20% from the top though. I'm pretty sure miners could take -30% to the face over the next two days. Hopefully they do.

tomorrow

>>25791410
Do you just park your money in ETF's until you want to dabble in stocks?

so how much do you think mara is gonna dip, will it go below 20?

>>25791007
>new 24 hour low
>37,000 being tested
your position may pay out nicely, sir
keep us updated tomorrow pls

>>25791497
The question is, will the MARA dip be a falling knife or a will you have great gains?

how do you lads cope with selling positions early? i sold RIOT @10, MARA @7, and MP @12

I'm also very bullish on Ford because I see a cyclical market coming. Autos will come back and Ford has the products to capitalize. Both ICE and EV products. I am very confident the Bronco will be as big a seller as the Chrysler Minivan in 80's-90's. Trucks have been the dominant seller but crossovers and SUV's are right behind it and the Bronco is really a mix of the two and has variants that fit the major niches. The smaller crossover version the two door and the four door.

>>25791434
Being mean isn't nice >:(

>>25791564
Profit is profit, I just move onto the next thing
No point in letting the past stop you from making future gains fren

>>25791434
if it goes down then it will just triple, nothing can stop what is coming

>>25791564
>how do you lads cope with selling positions early?
You don’t. You stop bitching, accept the past, and look for new opportunities.

>>25791564
I sold NIO at 6, WKHS at 9 and PLUG at 4. I would ben rich If I had iron hands.

you retards are arguing about the wrong thing with PLTR, the problem isn't their tech, the problem is their valuation

compare them to LDOS lol

>>25791538
I'm hoping for $15 or less before I buy back in

ITS TIME

>>25791688
Explain this image

Is this piece of shit really gonna go to 200 EOY? Wondering if I should double down on calls

I'm also hoping for this to hit it big tommorow. If we get two blood red days I should easily make 2,000%
Then I can grab some leaps on silver. I might actually turn 1k into 1 mil by EOY

>>25791564
>sold BITF at $1.60 CAD

>>25791528
For anyone holding cryptominers, yes. Meanwhile the rest of us will be in a sea of green.

>>25791739
What do they do besides FGO?

>>25791564
Gains are gains
There is always another opportunity in the market
When you see something you were in run up further after you sold, you shouldn't be beating yourself up whatsoever
You should be happy that there are others making money, as when they are making money, they buy other assets, driving up the price of your assets
Also look at any 'negative experience' or loss you have in the markets as a lesson the market is trying to teach you - everybody in any high paying career has 'paid their tuition' - the market is no different. Add this lesson to your arsenal, so in the future when you're in a position you like, you hold and don't sell too early
This is something that every single successful trader on Earth goes through
Here's a video of Peter Lynch talking about it:
https://youtu.be/oMmocnLnVgQ?t=179
He still regrets selling Home Depot

>>25791588
You see Ford is coming out with a compact truck, basically the size of a truck from the 90s? Calling it the Maverick.

I JUST PLAYED THE SON OF THE CEO OF FUTURES ON CS AND HE SAID FUTURES DO NOT LOOK GOOD. BAD NUMBERS, LOTS OF LAY OFFS AT THE FUTURES FACTORY!!!

BIG RED DAY!!

>>25791739
imagine buying chink stocks after BABA and Luckin
>randomly executes your CEO
>oops all our revenue was fake
China bulls never, ever learn

>>25791857
We can just replace them with horses
We only have to pay them in hay and carrots

>>25791876
but muh anime

What job is worse

Bank Teller

Financial Advisor for Northwestern Mutual/AXA

I'm going to grad school to get an M.B.A. in Finance and I am probably going to have to go with one of these jobs because I don't have any experience

>dont tell me to get an analyst job, its impossible without 1-2 years of experience or a really high GPA from a top tier school

>>25791732
Witches' Sabbath (Goya, 1798)

>>25791756
Buy back in, fren cause it's going to $10+

>>25791528
Cope

>>25791933
kek
obviously bank teller is worse
at least as a financial advisor you will be increasing your market skills / working with clients / can create a track record
you are much more likely to gain relevant knowledge/skills working as a financial advisor than you do working as a glorified ATM

>>25791933
Bank teller is for retards. You can do better. NW Mutual is generally kinda shady and has a reputation as a MLM tier firm....selling to your friends and shit.

I just got a job at EY with only 2 years experience in business development. I also had a finance degree. Big 4 firms are easy to get into.

>>25791911
the same people posting anime and saying you should buy bilibili today were posting the exact same anime images with the exact same arguments and saying you should buy BABA three months ago, and Luckin a year before that

this is pretty fun watching bitcoin crash how low will she go?

>check BTC
>dropped 5k
>go into BTC thread, and tell the first liberal sounding coin nigger to go back
>leave thread and never check it again
>still never buying

>>25792048
To be fair there has been a Billi shiller since like June 2019.

>BTC dropping like a log

Reminder tomorrow is the last day to sell BCRX before the dump.

I warned you multiple times now

>>25789080
Eh thats a bit harsh anon.
You could always fart into the bottle to put bubbles back into the pepsi

>>25792101
a man of taste

>sold the top of bitcoin
>gonna buy the dip
I don't see it going below $20K. If you're holding a mining stock though you might have a rough day tomorrow.

>>25791497
It's not going under 34k
Aliums told me.

>>25792175
Please don't buy all dip, leave some scraps for poorfag like me.

>>25791845
They had that already. Ranger up till 2011 was compact. Then in 2019 they fucked with the design. So I don't see them doing it. Then there would would 3 class of truck and they'd also be admitting without saying it that they fucked up with the ranger redesign. The lesson here is simple; when something works you leave it alone.

>>25792231
I have no idea why anybody would buy a Ford compact truck when the Tacoma exists

>>25791794
Hehe yeah, I took a loan to buy MARA. Imagine face the bankteller will make when I tell him I can't pay back. I'll try to take a photo ehehe

>>25792208
Clearly aliums aren't watching the chart then kek
Look at that fucking waterfall go

>>25791533
I put my money into whatever I think will make me money in the shortest amount of time with the highest rate of success.

>>25792322
>I took a loan to buy MARA.

>>25792343
that is exactly why I bought kneepads

Uh oh stinky....

>BTC just lost 1000 dollars in the 5 minutes since I last checked robinhood
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm gonna be rich tommorow

NEW

>>25792452

>>25792459
I'm just glad I didn't buy the calls I was going to

So many companies I'd like to own but not enough capital to hold them all without over diversifying. It would be nice to use other people's money but that requires a whole mess of red tape then you have to worry about their feelings and be more risk off.

>>25792494
I'm glad I dumped MARA on friday

The great MARA crash is upon us.

>>25788860
so hold, faggot

>>25792322
>I took a loan to buy MARA
You're retarded

>>25792515
This, I got so much shit with retards saying:
>”HURRR ENJOY NOT JOINING US OK THIS MOON MISSION”

Why the fuck would you hold calls/stocks on a company that essentially tracks a super fucking volatile asset that can be traded 24 hours 7 days a week over the weekend?

>>25792101
based

>>25791876
Trump did really bomb anyone though. Thats basically why they hate him

>>25792680
>Why the fuck would you hold calls/stocks on a company that essentially tracks a super fucking volatile asset that can be traded 24 hours 7 days a week over the weekend?
Only retards would do this.

>>25792515
>that feel when it crabs just under your sell order
my only chance is for pre-market not to catch up with BTC and I'm selling at market at open. I'll be buying back under 20 unless it goes all the way back to 15.

>>25792680
You
All
Are
Morons

>>25792515
>>25792536
OH BOY. Time to load up on MARA.

Is there something more comfy than pink wojak posting when you're actually not even affected?

>>25791739
I already told you its going to 500 EOY