/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25787433
Flee London, however you can.
> Do not take the tests
> Do not take the vaccine
> Do not go to the camps
> Do not get on the ships

>>25787433
>I'm currently living in London
you have a muslim mayor. you are already living in the middle east. kek

>>25787433
Moved to Columbia
Still work for my defense contractor
Make fuck tons of money and pay nothing.
Have beautiful wife and 3 kids
Get out while you can, anon
>wife is pic related

>>25787433
I'm going to Mexico in a few weeks. I don't have a job but I don't need one thanks to crypto.

>>25787518
OP is most likely Muslim, anon.

>>25787637

Unironic comment? I'm American and have been tindering in Bogota for fun, lots of beautiful women who are all about it. Also a software engineer with the ability to work remotely if need be. Are they actually better culturally or is it just grass is greener shit? I have to say American girls are fucked in the head after having been with a few.

>>25787637
>pic related
>beautiful

>>25787694
>getting killed

>>25787433
why would you want to go to the middle east if you live in London already?

>>25787637
She's pretty anon, ignore that other faggot.

The middle east is garbage, lived there for seven years. Only places currently worth visiting are Oman, Jordan and Lebanon
>>25787637
Great if you’re not white.

>>25787714
I'm not sure in Bogota, but if you're not local, people will just be after your money since you're a dumb gringo; however, you need to learn Spanish to stand a chance.

>>25787433
Literally noone is being arrested you fucking faggot.

Go to dubai and get ass raped by some sand neeeeeegaaars

>>25787637
what that mouth do

>>25787741
Post wife you virgin loser

>>25787760
>every city is Tijuana
Just live in the nice part of CDMX . My friend's brother just NEETs out and works out. All his neighbors are educated for $200 per month.

>>25787741
Kek

>>25787760
Go to one of the safer areas and don't be a retard and you'll be fine. Yucatan state for example has the same homicide rate as Iceland.

>>25787694
do you speak spanish ? what city ?

>>25787433
What a lardass man

>>25787938
>CDMX
Fucking hell dude. That city is a polluted concrete miserable labyrinth.

>>25787806
>Literally noone is being arrested you fucking faggot.
Ok.

https://youtu.be/dvNbjF0gi0E

>>25787637
>This is the guy telling you his girl is "like a nine bro"
Ay le mao

>>25787714
colombia is the country with the highest levels of nepotism in SouthAmerica

>>25787433
Yes come to uae

>>25787951
EEEERM HACKTUALLY:
Iceland homicide rate per 356,000 people: less than one
Yucutan per 100k: 3
Please do not disseminate LIES on 4chan. THANK YOU!

>>25787637
your wife is a man

>>25787433
That's a man OP

>>25787433
Oman is like Disney Land Arabia. I rented Land Cruiser Prada for $30 and drove all over it wild camping. Filled the tank fir about $20 too. Stunningly beautiful, incredibly safe and amazing and cheap Indian food everywhere.

>>25787983
Probably B1 level, but I'm gonna do an intensive Spanish course for maybe a month in the beginning, that will make things easier. I'll probably go to San Cristobal de las Casas first because they're a green zone under the COVID traffic light system (https://datos.covid-19.conacyt.mx/).). Later I'll consider Guanajuato, Oaxaca, Merida, Queretaro and other places.

>>25787433
where do I find a mistress like this?

>>25787433
p...p...p...POOPA????

>>25787433
UAE or Bahrain

/Thread.

>>25787637
Since you spelled "Colombia" wrong I can only assume that you've never even been there and are larping.

>>25788151

>>25788370
>UAE or Bahrain
Fucking gross. Low IQ post.

>>25787637
That's a man

>>25787793

Well, in my quarantine boredom I've been trying to get fluent in Spanish. I lived in a LatAm country for a few years growing up and have a pretty great base, just got rusty over the years. And yeah I understand the danger of gold-diggers, truthfully I'd just like something of an escape from here.

How you going to relocate if airports requires the certificate to board?
Are you going by land? There are several checkpoints down the road.

>>25788517
You can fly between the UAE and UK no problem at the minute.

>>25787518
>you are already living in the middle east.
Fucking kek

>>25787433
She is fat

>>25788274
Queretaro is mini México City, Oaxaca and Merida are comfy but Merida is safer, Guanajuato is Cartel Battleground, i'd stay clear.

>>25787741
Haha my exact thought

>>25787637
goblin tier LOL imagine showing this goblina and bragging.

>>25787714
I'm colombian so can chime in. Lofe is not bad but there is indeed loads of crime. If you are a gringo just be careful not too sure or too much or the wrong people may notice. That means don't flaunt wealth, don't go outside with expensive clothes, jewelry, electronics or smartphones. Familiarize yourself wih the city first and foremost then make some dependable local friends. The people that are not criminals are absolutely awesome and do not want to see you get picked on by a bunch of pricks.

>>25787433
nice slampig

>>25788787
and that's a good thing

>>25787433
what a fat bloke.

>>25787637
i fucked your wife on tahiti in the early 2000s. Sorry anon.

WHAT A FAT BITCH

>>25787433
why cant the polish /biz/ whore have a poopa like that

>>25787433
There literally nothing better than fucking a chick with this body irl