/biz/ - Business & Finance

stake if you,re a man, hold if you're a pussy

>>25757920
how the fuck do i buy this shit

>>25758263
Acquaint yourself with a little project called Uniswap. You may have heard of it.

>>25758317
Its not in Uniswaps list

>>25758348
https://chainwave.substack.com/p/farming-bao-token

And DYOR, retard

>>25758348
Search for it on coingeko copy address fro etherscan put into uniswapp

Newfag

>>25758348
I bought it from Uniswap. Check different coin lists it's on there.

>>25758263
Install metamask wallet on your browser
Send eth to it
Buy Bao

this project is a real gem in the DeFi space, I can't believe how early anon. found it

I came for the short term pump but after looking into the fundamentals I'm actually pretty fucking sold on this. it is going to be absolutely vital to the sushi roadmap this year. if you know, you know. DYOR

>>25757920
bao coin I like bao dao bidao coin bao I am purchasing bao

>>25759226
this guy fucks

IT'S DUMPING FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

>>25759943
time 2 get more BAO on the cheap.

>>25759943
cheaps bao coin I aam purchashing this bao dip comfy dip COMFY LONG TERM HOLD

>>25757920
What are the staking returns?

Im getting XRB vibes from this anons.... hold me

>>25758263
The state of newfags

Is it too late to get a position in BAO? Already did a 2x in a few hours

>>25761751
nah

>$0.000116
Go on then, I'll have a million

i don't put too much stock in meme lines for new shitcoins, but this looks pretty decent

>>25757920
stake where?

>>25761751
It's late to catch a quick pump and exit. It's definitely not late if you want to hold medium term. It's hard to hold a lot of small sstuff though when ETH is exploding in price. This being a part of sushi this year means it's going to probably have no problem running up to a 10-20m market cap from here which is 5-10x the current price.

Just bought 9 million BAO lads what am I in for.

>>25763462
crabbing

>>25763462
There's a good opportunity for another leg up here if any big buys come in or it stays trending on dextools until Asia hours. Otherwise we're going sideways until ??? happens which will cause _______

god damn someone just bought 27 ETH worth.

getting gains.farm vibes from this

Im in for one ETH the tech behind this is cool

wtf 2mil apy?

NEET here am I gonna make it?

I will be eating 1 ramen/weekly for the next month

maybe too late for this cycle but farming coins run in cycles, with any luck there'll be another explosion in a month

try cocktails for a new staking coin that came out just today, better bet than going up against people who have been accumulating for a month

>>25765598
Holy shit thats a pure NEET build. Dont move your coins or you will go bankrupt from the gas lmao

>>25765663
Scam but also with a 95% vest not a ton of tokens are really farmed and can be sold.

>>25765910
>95% vest
seriously? why?? that's fucked ouch

>>25765598
holy based

>>25766300
long term vision. it's actually smart. people who farm will be rewarded long term and the project can't get sucked dry before it even get's started. otherwise people would just farm and dump which would be brutal. I think I go against the grain and say that farming for this is probably a bad idea until we know more about it

>>25766599
>I think I go against the grain and say that farming for this is probably a bad idea until we know more about it
Check out the discord. We've been pretty brutal to the devs about the risks of farming.

bao cute
i buy

>>25766739
What do you mean? Yields are still over 500%+ I don't get why people could be upset with that.

>>25766834
We're not upset, just putting information out there about imper loss, vestment, and gas fees potentially making it worse off in the short run to just hodl instead of farming. Baoman got kinda pissed this morning about that because he really wants this to be a long term project and not pnd speculation.

>>25766911
I get that, I think APY's should probably be correctly displayed. But personally I am just farming with some tokens I'm holding anyways so not a big deal for me.

>>25757920
what does stake mean

>>25766739
Yeah I don't know who would do it honestly. Someone will take the chance, but I'd rather just hold. I think it'll be a good project but the amount of time they are asking for people to wait for a return just doesn't make sense imo

NEW ATH

Finally at 2x. Really wish I had bought last night, but was scared away by the dead discord.

Why does it take so long for a BAO transfer to be confirmed? Been waiting for 5+ hours now.

>>25767560
5% liq and always go high gas. Either let the tx time out or try to add more gwei speed it up.

>>25767560
>>25767560
https://www.gasnow.org/
this helps me out

>>25767585
>>25767951
Goddamnit, my order timed out. How the fuck was I supposed to know about this?

>>25768135
Someone probably told you to read about uniswap and metamask before trading. Should've listened. Just try again with 7% slippage and high gas,

>>25766599
I can't find anything about this coin. What does it do?

>>25768339
Go up

OP here. I ended up taking the stake pill. I suggest anyone who wants to contribute to growing this project to make REAL gains do so as well.

holy fucking shit they are rugging right now. check twitter i just sold everything

fuck i have no eth in my wallet to cover gas
I'M GONNA MISS OUT

>>25768663
what

>>25768663
FUD

Literally getting dumped on already I just can’t win

how do i take these dumplings

>>25768663
Fuck off I'm in the official discord they ain't saying shit about it, and trust me they would if it was happening.

>>25768876
It's a low mcap coin anon. Don't quit now. I'm going to buy more.

>>25768663
lying nigger

>>25765598
Wolf

Wish I would of bought instead of staked for right now. I wouldn’t of needed an equal amount of ETH as BAO and would of had twice the amount of stack. I guess in the long run it will pay off

dont dissapoint me biz shills

>>25757920
am i going to make it if I make this transaction

>>25769029
After 5 days the fees for pulling out decrease a lot. Forgot the exact percentage. Anyway, if you decide to pull out later after a big price increase you can.

>>25769120

How does 10,000 sound?

>>25769120
Yes.

what's the discord?

>>25769274
read the fucking website

Gimme more dump
so
I can buy more

>>25768167
Yeah you're right, should've just gone with purchasing it on my desktop. Oh well, you learn by making mistakes I guess. Let's hope this thing can still got x3-5 at least.

There's a guy in discord failing miserably to make bao-eth LP. I hope that's not one of you guys.

>>25769810
yeah i see that its embarrassing

20+ most recent bao-eth trades are buys

can this realistically reach 0.001 cents?

>>25765598
Did you do the Coinbase quizzes for money?

>>25769996
extremely easily, yes. I would argue it's just a matter of time. One good YouTube shill and we are there honestly.

>>25770026
So, who does it bois?

>>25769996
Make it 0.01 cents.

>>25770086
that would imply a market cap of about 400 mil amirite?

>>25770110
SUSHI is $600M

>>25770110
Nice UI/branding, catchy name, weeks at what it's supposed to do. It reach 400 mil easily.

>>25770054
Boxmining is the most likely, or possibly Ivan. I know Boxmining made a lot of money on yearn and sushi, so it seems he'd be the first one to catch wind of this and shill it.

>>25757920
alright lads let's brainstorm how we can get elon musk to tweet about bao

>>25770403
Something about using bao to bet on the likelihood of colonising mars. Or something.

>>25770191
so stuff yourself up until then, then: we made it

Spiritual Ascendance


Elon Musk mental diggy ritual.

why is elon obsessed with sapce and mars?


let my drunk fringers guide this keyboard for an asnwer. im closing my eyes now.
Elon musk is a satanist.
he believes satan is buried in mars.


he wants to reach the temples in mars.
to free his stanist daddy,

he has 8 sons to sacrifice. his goal is 13 sons to serve satan,
he wants to serve him and sacrigice his sons to serve satan once hes in Mars. It will happen in 2026 his first colony. the earth is trying to get elon musk to focus on earth but he wants to go to mars he is obsessed. he married grimes because he thinks shes an alien reincarnation that will let him sacrifice their offspring
Elon Musk is a secret cuck for BBC and satanism
ok im back, the visions are gone, what did I type?

>>25770436
I like it anon. i'll buy you a drink in the pleasure domes.

OHHHHHMMMMMMMM
MUSK WILL TWEET ABOUT BAO SOON
OHHMMMMMMMMMMM

>>25770567
shoo shoo schizo, buy more NOW

JIAOZI II

Best bet is to spread this wherever you can, make more threads as well. As soon as a cryptotuber makes a video featuring it we're golden.

GOOD GOD I'M EXCITED FOR YOU GUYS

I've never done shit with crypto other than swing on coinbase pro, can someone give me the basics on how to get this stuff, how uniswap works etc.

If bitcoin crashes hard will this get pulled down too?

>>25771190
no lurk more

>>25771190
>metamask
>click on the uniswap link on their page or coinmarketcap page
>trade/swap

ezpz

and yes when the tether bomb hits the pink fields will be flourishing

>>25771190
>If bitcoin crashes hard will this get pulled down too?
most likely not
if bitcoin crashed people will flock to etherium, you can use only etherium tot rade this

>can someone give me the basics on how to get this stuff
make a metamask account, or get the coinbase wallet phone app. The coinbase wallet app has less fees in my experience than the metamask one.
go to uniswap and connect with your metamask/coinbase wallet account

buy etherium on coinbase or other exchange and trasnfer it to your metamask account
now you can trade bao

>>25771254
>if bitcoin crashed people will flock to etherium
eth is a shitcoin remember that

I'm going to be fucking rich

>>25757920
DUMPING LOOOOOOOOOL

SELL SELL SELL

Newfags, this >>25771553 here is what you call fake fud. Anon here took profits and wants to force a dip to buy back in.

it was this lad

>>25771704
The 56eth buy earlier sold for 66eth as well.

>>25771704
ooh I like that, see ya later whales. I am glad they are selling now.

>>25771718
pathetic

>>25771718
ahahaha

>>25771718
soon i will be able to buy his pathetic 66eth stack with my bao

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT'S HAPENNING?????//
MOOOOOOMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IT GOES BACK UP

>>25771653
> fake fud
ok, retard.

>>25771810
you got baited by shills. stop gambling lol

>>25771810
Apparently dev can’t take the possitive attention anymore and is abandoning the project, site is offline and he will be hired by Sushichef to develop an inhouse protocol based on wasabi.

>>25771811
>>25771834
Oh, I thought you were smart. Carry on then.

>>25771848
Unironically make yourself. At least make it sound halfway believable. Dev has had this attention before

>>25771848
This amount of manufactured FUD is a good sign.

>>25770191
>It reach 400 mil easily.

Thats a 100x from here

>>25771848
You're misspelling all your posts.

>>25772168
I'm in for the ride