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It's been fucking HOURS and my tenant next door and the apartment above his are SHAKING the whole goddamn building jacking it!

I own the building but because of the fucking new COVID laws I can't evict either of them and neither of them pay any goddamn rent; one just whacks it 17 hours a day, and the other plays the drums. Now both of them are pumping their meat and the plates are falling off the shelves, the light fixtures are swinging, dust is falling from the rafters, wtf can I do???

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>>25762916

>> No.25762959

>>25762916
out jack them

>> No.25762968

>>25762916
kek

>> No.25762986

>>25762916
kek'd. Thank you for the good feelings, OP

>> No.25762999

>>25762916
Your neighbor bought at 3k and still holding. Be a good boy and go suck his dick maybe he will take pity on you and give you a satoshi

>> No.25763008

>>25762916
LMFAO
I haven't laughed so hard in a while.

>> No.25763009

>>25762959
The only solution.

>> No.25763025 [DELETED] 

is this supposed to be funny?

>> No.25763045

kek. good one OP

>> No.25763054

>>25762916
>/biz/ - Business & Finance

>> No.25763070
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i made this meme

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>>25762916
I'm not fucking paying

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THEYVE GOT ENERGY TO SPARE

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>>25762916
JACKED

>> No.25763275

>>25762916
Lmfaooo holy shit I haven’t truly laughed like that in a while anon

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>>25762916
condition them to feel fear whenever they start jacking. Buy a 500 watt PA system and play an EXTREMELY loud sequence of noises specifically put together to create a panic response in all nearby units. Manually activate every time they do it until they fear the sound and stop the behavior. Bonus points if you buy a speaker or gyroscope capable of detecting the sound/vibrations and make it play automatically.
t. I've literally done this before

>> No.25764085

>>25762916
just knock on his door while holding a pair of shears and tell him "you've lost your penis privileges" when he answers

>> No.25764142

3rd time I’ve seen this thread

>> No.25765189

>>25764142
Dont invest in land, goy

>> No.25765231

>>25762916
Have you tried sucking both of them off?
It would make a lot less noise.

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>>25762959
This unironically. Shake the bed next a wall while playing porn loudly/fake moaning - give em a sense of self awareness.
T. Heard the Pornhub theme through a wall last week now I wank like a mouse.

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>>25762916
where's the problem?

>> No.25765348

holy fuck i thought this thread was just a meme but now all these responses about people hearing their neighbors through the walls...
do poorfags actually live like this?
Can you actually hear if your neighbors play music in apartment buildings?

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>>25762916
>>25762959
my fucking sides

>> No.25765458

>>25762916
It's me. I'm not paying rent and I'm not moving and I'm pumping these nine and a half inches

>> No.25765497

>>25765412
It wasn't even that funny STFU

>> No.25765538

>>25762916
On the upside, to anyone who is not you that's hilarious.

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>>25762916

>> No.25765710

>>25762916
Hey bro, thanks for the heads up. I'm gonna cool it off soon. Just making my way through some hentai then I'll call it a night.

>> No.25765747

It have to question what kind of cardboard shithole you live in where beating your meat shakes the entire building lmao

>> No.25765832

>>25762959
audibly keked