/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25759449
1984 was not an instruction manual
Brave New World was not an instru-
Idiocracy was not an
The Expanse–

Are ARKK leaps free money? I see them talked about by like 2 people here often

>>25759518
what stocks do I invest in for when the democrats destroy america?

Where is Tinny frens, did he neck?

>>25759586
I wish I could buy LEAPs on the others but they seem to only go out to June or so

How does puts on Twitter sound for Monday?

UNFI looks like it needs to wait a couple years before it pops

>>25759649
Still posting on YouTube. Probably took a break from losing money

If you NIO fan boys pump QCOM before its massive post ER gap up, I'll forgive you for investing in commie stocks.

>>25756226
I want to believe you so bad, what are the catalysts on RYCEY for this upcoming year???

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>>25759745
Falling for that pasta

Invested in CLF and GME, feel like I am holding sandbags that are destroying me.

>>25759745
None. Their management is trash and air travel won't recover completely till at least 2023. He's trying to unload his bags.

Wow bears are vocal about the market and they are not happy. They're discontented with the continuous green days and the effects of infinite stimulus. I guess they were holding out hope for a different fed chairman. There's even a petition that's garnered thousands of signatures to have the corporate debt buy back scheme changed. Obviously that wont happen but it shows how unhappy they are

Why haven't you bought BBBY yet?

What stocks to I buy to join the global elite?
Forget morals and values, I just want to be on the winning side for once.

>>25759813
Whatever you do don't sell GME on Monday, but fair warning, you're going to get fucked on Monday

t. Also holding GME

>>25759828
Why don't they just become bulls for a while?

My parents are selling the house and they want to give me 1/3rd of the money (another 3rd to my sister and the rest for themselves), I don't want to accept it though, my wealth will never feel deserved if I do.

What your perspective?

>>25759863
ARKK

dubs decides what alcohol I get from the liquor store tonight

>>25759863
They hold shit that gives them 10% a year because they’re already insanely rich and have generations worth of compounding interest. Sorry. Buy clf

>>25759863
The Deep State.

>>25759863
ARKK
>>25759921
Yes

>>25759929
that's a eunuch

How much money do u guys have

>>25759920
That's kind of your parents to do that. Just accept it and invest it wisely so you can do the same for your children.

>>25759920
Fucking take it and put it into SPY or some shit, you don't make it by not taking free money

>>25759920
You could always decide to give it to charity when your are old. No reason to spend all your money within your lifetime. Having extra capital could help you make and give even more.

>>25759966
A lot fucking more than I did before covid. About $150K now

>>25759966
75% of what i will after Monday

BTWN is waking up soon.

>>25759920
Take it and invest it as good as possible. Then pay them back and support them financially once you've made enough profits. Don't waste it on gambling though.

Twitter is going to $0 - isn't it????

>>25759920
Take it retard

>>25760007
gave up on GHIV? I was thinking about BTWN I don't get what happened when I look at its chart. I want to put 2500 into both.

Im trying to get into iron condors. Can someone explain to me how the fuck the max gain here is only $43 when the net credit from the sells and buys is $50? And likewise how the max loss is $57, when when i calculate the max loss, it is only $50?
Wtf is that extra $7 doing? Its not commission since that is added on the next screen, i checked
Ive watched tutorials and everything i thought i had learned is opposing these numbers

>>25760031
I hope so. Hope Nigflix kicks the bucked soon too.

>>25759951
Based ARKKbro. When did you buy those? I’m not sure if I should hold mine right on through like November or sell when they go ITM, which at this rate will be soon

>>25759996
Fuck I wish I started before march

>just wait for japan bro
>6 more days bro

>>25759945
Reminder that the TLS shill is a fucking faggot and its documented. Kill yourself if you are him

>>25759966
Total of $6k invested over the summer

is it comfy man hours yet?

I really want to retire early. I have about $87,000, half in a savings account and the rest in Robinhood. I have another $55k in my 401(k). How possible do you think it is to retire by 40? I make about $75k and am 27. I plan on living with my parents for a few more years.

>>25759966
Just entered six figure hell

>>25760134
What's with the black hole between Oct and Dec?

>>25760113
i made 40% because of TLS shill

>>25760113
Sperg more please.

>>25759966
Had 8k€ in the beginning of 2020. Now have 30k€. And I'm managing a lot of money for my mother and sister.

>>25760113
pls explain fren
I bought the dip on friday

>>25759876
Because they're probably all cash.
>>25759920
>doesn't believe in generational wealth
>doesn't want to take free money
>comes on /smg/
You're more pathetic than the kpop schizo. Please be bait

>>25760103
Bought in december, held thought -50% dips because of election bullshit. I wanted to roll them out but had a suspicion that monday would dump since it did so every fucking week for months. I'm gonna load up on Leaps if it does

>>25760208
He's mad that I didn't spoonfeed him during afterhours /smg/ and made an oc about me. Peak autism.

>>25760173
November dip probably, my portfolio briefly dipped into negative around the election before heading back up.

>>25760188
TLS is a great company (unless grim was right about the debt) and TLS shill was great when he was just shilling, but unfortunately he is a fucking bitch with the sensitivity of a 23 year old SSRI pumped up woman. He should kill himself
>>25760200
I will never stop calling him/you out

>>25760161
https://networthify.com/calculator/earlyretirement

>>25760173
A bug related to the app and a stock split

>>25760031
Twitter will be green next week to punish the racists for selling, shorting, and buying puts.

>>25760217
>>doesn't believe in generational wealth
I'm a genetic dead end

>>25760263
That's awesome, wish I bought earlier. Held through some dips as well, think I was down 5k at one point on them.

>>25759576

>>25760169
Based but we can still see those account numbers.

>>25760272
Calling me out on what? How am I the sensitive one when I'm the one living in your head? Literally over one exchange because I didn't want to give you advice. Seek help.

>>25760265
>mad that i wouldnt spoonfeed
>entire point was that you yourself said you WOULD spoonfeed but only during market hours
>was a complete faggot when people asked why, since that doesnt make sense
again, kys

>>25760290

uh. are you sure about that? Trump had 88M followers and Rush had 88M followers also. They are both gone now. Doesn't sound like a good business move to me.

I'm betting they drop at least 40% by next Friday.

>>25760161
You sound like me but progressed by 2 years. I have maybe 60k between 401k, IRA, and RH. I live at home at 25 because my parents have a big house and don't mind, but damn I feel like I'm 17.

>>25760169
Why do you have so many investing accounts? Why not just an IRA and and individual acc?

>>25760380
Yeah I used to be self-conscious about it, but I don’t give a shit anymore. I’m not going to pay $1,500-$2,000 a month in rent. That’s flat out insane. I don’t plan on ever getting married, anyway, so I don’t care about not having much privacy. I just pay for the utilities and my parents don’t seem to care.

>>25760417

>>25760335
thanks, dont even know if true or how but you spooked me. oh well
>>25760344
calling you out for being a fag in case anyone cares, just like the CLF shill. it clearly gets to you at least a little bit since you respond literally every time i say it. it means nothing to me, but keep telling yourself youre really winning 4d chess against my mentally ill psyche. kys

>>25760169
Please gibs job at Northrop Grumman

>>25760378
Logically yes, but they will pump it to make the racists seethe and show that they are on the "wrong side".

>>25759929
>nigger lives matter
>nigger lives

>>25760417
now THAT is a man

>>25760330
can someone send this image to update anon?

Friendly reminder to stock up on gun stocks for the inevitable shitshow leading up to Inauguration.

This isn’t about being republican or democrats, whether you agreed with storming the capitol or not. Trying to make you faggots wealthier.

sad to admit but I wish I followed CLF-anon and would have bought in if he wasn't annoying as fuck. Worse than pajeet tier

WKHS

This is for you >>25760417
>>25760169

>the NOC shill this entire time was one of their autistic employees
Cut defense spending to 0 lel
>>25760322
>yes mom, give my sister all of the money because she's a queen
This is what you sound like. Do you think your sister cares about 'earning' her money? At least buy a custom sex doll or something.

>>25760460
They were totally visible, whatever you used as a black had transparency to it.

>>25759828
I like this version of the pasta

Is there any prestige factor on a resume working for a major financial firm like GS or a Big Four firm like PwC? or are they just wagie factories? Also heard some of them don't allow you to own individual stocks?

>>25760417
I have a company 401k thats basically just a set and forget sp500 tracker, a roth ira, an individual account i started with with lots of individual picks, and the second individual account is tqqq/soxl, though i currently have gme/opti/pltr in there. originally it was just meant to be a leveraged set it and forget it
>>25760467
apply for one, BS your way in, it’s extremely comfy

>>25760460
That logic applies to yourself as well doesn't it? I just think it's funny you're obsessed over such a stupid exchange. No hard feelings either way.

>>25760583
yeah i saw that when i checked the pic on my phone. fucking apple making me look like a dumbass. dont hack my money okay, im trusting you!

>>25760581
No, that's a different guy. The NOC shill is >>25760134

>>25759863
If you expect the world to become more gay and china heavy, buy renewable and china stocks. Worked out really well so far for me.

>>25760110
What is this regarding?

>>25760557
Based Horse fren

>>25760581
I need you to know that whatever northgrum shill youre talking about was not me, i own exactly zero NOC because a) it’s a piece of shit and b) i know how much money this company wastes

I need this stock to be 200 EOY so I can retire

BBBY leaps calls?

>>25760675
BCRX I presume

>>25760538
Sometimes the answers right in front of your face

Are we shorting big tech on Monday or buying dips for the 20th?

>>25760322
no you're not anon. buck up

>>25760675
BCRX

it's f-fine i'm p-patient
l-long term hold!

>>25760632
Im not obsessed, but despite how cool you have been in every other encounter, you were so incredibly insufferable and rude for no reason to people asking you good faith questions in that thread that i can only conclude you are a douchebag. you still dont think how you acted was uncalled for, further validating my view of you. its a shame since TLS is a good pick

>>25760538
There's still tine. CLF to 40!. Get in now, make over double by just sitting on your ass and letting it play out.

>>25760768
Okay, I apologize for offending you.

Have to decide between UNFI and BBBY leaps

Should I short the dollar or will it keep recovering throughout next week?

>>25760720
I'm shorting BA.

>>25760581
Man, my mother and sister recently asked my father when he thinks about selling all his stocks so that the money could be spent for something. My sister always starts with this kind of shit that she doesn't understand why you should invest your money and that you should live right now. Always start to argue with her. Thank god I could bring them to invest a chunk of money in stocks last year.

>>25760473

>Twitter green this week

I'm not sure anyone can hold that pile of shit up. We will see lo.

>>25760702

>>25760534
Is it not overpriced atm? Especially after the capital raid. Seems like it'd be better after inauguration like some sort of IV crash. Get in when it's cheap and and when there's some semblance of safety and stability. It's inevitable that there will be further gun regulations in the future. Think of all the disenfranchised Trump supporters who were just thrown under the bus with nothing to lose now. They're bound to do some Irish civil war era shit

>>25760801
Ok great, apology accepted, now you wont hear from me anymore. Which is a shame since my oc was so autistic

>>25760816
>BA shells out 2 billion for damages
>Even god is pissed at such a low amount of money and crashes another plane

>>25760800
How much are you looking to put in and what's your target date, I'll go in with you. My mom works for UNFI so I'll buy a few

>>25760800
If you have to ask, why not both? Diversify, but obviously lose on gains

>>25760890
kek

>>25760899
Are you investing in UNFI just because your mom works there?

>>25760330
My hands aren't fat they are perfect.

>>25760934
No I was already looking at it, just a coincidence, don't be retarded lol

>>25760538
clf is unironically nowhere near done, start getting it in now and double down when it has a pullback

>>25760800
What's the point of investing into UNFI? I thought that buying eco food fad already passed. I'm not criticizing company itself, it's cool, but why think it will give you profits?

>>25760870
I've been buying POWW.

>>25760970
Ask your mom if they are going to have positive earnings soon

>>25760134
imo you are over diversified, 10k portfolio and you are invested in like 10 stocks/crypto. Pick 2/3 stocks which you think will gain the most so you can maximise profits. Not worth holding a stock which you think will go 50% when you have another stock that you think will go 100%.

>>25759863
heres my insider: MICT. Company just being transformed this quarter from shitty isreali telematics provider to chinese insurance and trading fintech.

>monster hunter rise is crashing nintendo's entire online network due to demand
should I buy some calls desu

>>25760978
I only deal with options. I have a feeling if i buy February calls that it would have a dip and then finally start going back up right before expiration

That's assuming we don't have a damn crash before then, cause CLF is definitely due for a natural correction.

Listen to me you cocksuckers, okay? RYCEY is going to be between eight to fifteen dollars exactly a year from now. I will make eight to fifteen times my money. All of you that think it's going to dip below a dollar never happening. So you can either get on the train or you can miss the train, because we're scraping bottom here. We're about to go, within two months we'll be at three. Within six months we'll be at five. Within eight months we'll be at eight, okay. Within twelve months we'll be at fifteen. So you can either get rich, or you can bitch and whine about how it's a dead company. So I, for one, would prefer to get rich, thank you very much.

>>25760839
Women will never understand putting capital at risk because they hate risk

>>25761067
We'd be screaming about NTDOY calls every day if we could buy them

>>25760998
has good short interest, good profit margins for the industry, undervalued based on market cap:revenues. Share price is $16ish and fair value price is $90

>>25761120
added to the ol filterino

>>25761134
Karen/Stacy portfolios outperform most fund managers.

I asked this last night but passed out...

I have shares of Disney that were a gift when I was a kid. I think my name and my parents names are on them, in a box in my attic. How do I go about selling them?

>>25761160
WTF, alright I'll dig some more then. Thanks anon

>>25761160
Who are their competitors? Customers? I'm still not quite understanding the company. They're a middle man logistics / broker food distribution company like Sysco and US foods?

>>25761171
https://www.wikihow.com/Sell-Stock-Certificates

>>25761068
Chart looks like the PnD already happened. How the hell did that change in operations come about?

>>25761111
Dude it’s been flat for a month that was the correction

>>25761171
If it is a custodial account you should contact computershare and have them transferred to you. I am not sure what you mean by paper shares, since my grandpa did the same for me and the only paper I got was the dividend checks.

is merril edge any good? thinking of investing all my shekels before they get devalued to shit... already have boa account so thats why id prefer to use merril

>>25761166
Who do you think are the ones spending money on Stacy products?

>>25761171
you gotta contact your broker and they'll have a way to cash them in

>>25761166
Yeah you're gonna have to give me more than this if you want me to understand the post anon, sorry

>>25761166
what the fuck is a karen/stacy portfolio

My dad has $300k in cash in a fucking safe, not even a bank.
I've been wasting my ass trying to convince him to invest the money so that inflation doesn't eat it away. But he's barely convinced.
I've talked to him about index funds, buying REs and even just having them in the bank is much safer than a fucking safe in his bedroom.
What can I do more than this?

>>25759572
we can go to space we have to fry chicken to sustain the nigger population and take care of them until they gracefully expire.

Please someone shill me something to make calls on.

>>25761327
>My dad has $300k in cash in a fucking safe, not even a bank.
KEK
Does he understand what inflation is?
Christ if a relative did this I wouldn't let them leave the room before I explained how fucking idiotic that is.

>>25761327
kill him and make it look like an accident in minecraft

>>25760668
What china stocks would you recommend?

>>25761324
>>25761166
forbidden /smg/ knowledge

https://onedrive.live.com/view.aspx?resid=C0DB5371C01F673!383&ithint=file%2cxlsx&authkey=!AOlPCcM3ARz9SZ4

>>25761327
steal the safe at night

>>25761324
Things that dumb cunts like, they spend the most money because they're retarded emotional brain

Thinking September puts on TSLA at $500. Thoughts?

>>25760099
checked they ruined the witcher

>>25761327
Try and write up some examples you can physically show him involving inflation and returns if he invested.

>>25761371
>>25761374
Oh you mean the BCKY ETF I thought you meant actual portfolios that women own.
Yeah women consumer stocks are based.

>>25761357
He has around $800k in assets like real estate, but he's not budging on buying with his remaining cash its fucking frustrating.
Worse yet is that all of these assets are in his shithole of a homecountry Lebanon, and not the country he's worked in his hole life.

>>25761357
Well I guess if you're a billionaire and just want to have cash on hand for an emergency it's not a bad idea, but if that's any significant chunk of his net worth then it's crazy. I thought crazy people like that did it with silver or gold.

>>25761120
3.5/10 pasta

>>25761226
Sysco and US food's have clientele in the hospitality industry, so to restaurants and hotels, etc
UNFI sells wholesale to groceries and markets, not hospitality. Competitors are a bunch of randoms do you really want me to list them out to you?? The biggest competitor is Hain Celestial Group lol

>>25760110
Why 6 days?

>>25761327
'luv me cash. Simple as

>>25761442
>Lebanon
Is your father a big bad? Does he also have secrets on Lebanese Elites in his safe?

>>25761250
But it only rose significantly enough for 2 or maybe 3 weeks before it was flat at the end of December.

And now 20% in the past week? So maybe there's another week of a meager increase before it crabs for another month. I have a feeling that theta would eat that away quickly.

>>25759518

Even eating ice cream he looks like a sick fuck lol

>>25760702
BILI is going to 200 by Spring. 500 EOY.

>>25761432
Maybe they meant the CEO of ARK, who the fuck knows

>>25761496
Nah, he's just a restaurant owner than hit it big early in his life, a literal boomer if you may.

>>25759920
If you take it, it wont be used to its full advantage.
Stick to what you believe in and don't listen to these cocksucking jews.
In the end you gotta find out how to make money yourself.
Also stretch your foreskin.

what should i invest in to make money off basketball-americans?

So when are we shorting Tesla? I think it will pop after apple makes it car go public

>>25761530
Sounds based. I have a family member like that who got screwed over so he refuses to invest in stocks ever since.

>>25761539
>Also stretch your foreskin.
Basado

>>25761518
I so want chinese stuff to fail, but now Dalio says China will rule the world. It will go 500+ at the very least, you're probably right.

>>25761445
>billionaire
>keeping cash

the only people who use cash are criminals, politicians (aka criminals) and poor people

>>25761442
>$800k assets
>has $300k cash
What the actual fuck?
Does he own any stocks or his net worth 1.1m and he's legit keeping almost a third as cash in a high inflationary environment?

>>25759966
A fucking lot less than before Covid. I wish I hadn't bought puts.

>>25761518
>>25761578
Good lord I hope so. I own two 2022 leaps now, should I buy more?

test

>>25761368
BYD is probably the most stable chinese EV company at the moment. Xiaomi have huge growth, even beat Apple in global smartphone shipments at one point last year. Also as far as I know both of them aren't really threatened or less threatened by the entire delisting drama since they're not listed at the NYSE.
JD.com might be a little more risky but they also have huge growth and might profit from BABA getting fucked right now.
But as we've seen with BABA, chinese stocks are also risky because of the control of the state.

>>25761548
STOP MAKING FUN OF US

also Sony apple and nike

>>25761599
>Does he own any stocks
No.
As I said most of it is real estate, pieces of land and several apartments.

>>25761120
I know it's a meme, but it seems like good long term play. From what I see RR is applying for some contracts right now too.

>>25761027
I don't disagree

Turbo weekhands plen here, only started 2 weeks ago. Where do I go from here?

>>25761591
You are correct, my real point is if it's an insignificant portion of your wealth it wouldn't matter.

>>25761442
I have 400k in assets and around 100k in the market, I should sell both my homes and silver then rent. I could turn it into a million on one play.

>>25761698
buy another 0.01 TSLA and 0.01 NIO to round those fractional shares into some nice numbers

>>25760457
You should buy a house. Get like 30k together for a down payment and a low interest rate on a decent house in a decent area. Wait 3 years while your home appreciates, refinance, repeat. Or sell that house and have more for a better house. Mow the lawn, fix the fence, be a man, find a wife, have kids, give them wisdom, wait for grandchildren, give them wisdom, leave them money, die, be remembered.

>>25761327
I would start by asking him why he has the cash. For him it might give him a feeling of safety and freedom, and that feeling could be worth the money he is losing each year from inflation + the opportunity cost of not investing. It's his money - so if that feeling of security is worth it to him, who are you to tell him what to do with his money?

If it is not due to this, and it's due to a misconception of his or something information related, show him the charts for total market funds, charts for inflation, chart out how much money he has lost since holding it in his safe since whatever year he started, print out 10 articles from news sources you know your father follows (so he can't dispute the source) arguing for your position - come at him more at a "why this, why not this" trying to understand his views, don't come at him with a "you're stupid you should be doing this" attitude
also print out articles on brokers he can use, if it's an information gap

Does j g wentworth pay me my stimulus now? Its my money and I need it now

>>25759518
JT boom
Elon TSLA announcement is making this baby reveal the green

>>25759518
Is using some of my gains for a new gaming rig retarded, I built my last one new at the end of 2014, I feel like waiting 6 years is fairly prudent

>>25761636
Well I can't speak to specific stocks but if you believe Dalio 2021 is the 'breakout year' for Chinese markets so it's certainly worth investigating.

>>25761733
Do it

>>25761698
Either straight to the top or straight to Hell.

>>25761698
>fractional shares

>>25761698
start buying options
if you make it then you could make a lot quickly
if you lose you only lost fifteen hundred dollars
personally I like 4-7 month calls on companies that I have faith in and have gotten good success off that

>>25761658
Damn I have no idea then, that's mad to me that someone would want to have that much cash, especially physical. That's just totally unnecessary risk. What about fire, disaster, or theft? Inflation is eating away at its value constantly, once you take out money for expenses and rainy day cash banked there is legitimately no point in holding any number that you aren't using to earn you more money. But I'm guessing you've already told him all that.
>>25761698
>MARA 0 shares
what?

>>25761442
Maybe he wants to have enough cash at hand to instantly buy sex robot when it's available? Stop judging him mate.

>>25761772
Don't go balls to the wall if you're going to.

>>25761733
Just get a credit line on your house or take out a mortgage to take advantage of the low interest rates. Assuming you think your property values will stay the same or rise. If you believe property values will drop then maybe look into renting.

>>25761327
>>25761762
Depends, how old is he? The safety and security of cash means alot if you're old as fuck Bonds are worthless right now anyways. And how much of that 300k is untaxed? Perhaps he can't move that money without being fucked by the IRS. Boomers, especially immigrant boomers love avoiding taxes

>>25761801
I'm a complete retard, what are some recommendable sources for reading up on calla/puts? I've a very basic understanding but nowhere near confident enough to get into them.

>>25761816
bought on Friday afternoon, haven't been actualized yet

>>25761772
Yes do it spend it all on video games

>>25761763
Wtf even is JG Wentworth? Is it a poor people thing?

>>25761772
Splurging every now and then isn't a bad thing. Not sure if you'll be able to find what you're looking for right now though in terms of stock being available.

>>25761763
I fucking love that show

>>25761904
Yeah they buy up your cash flows and pay you a pittance of it so you get your money 'now'. They have commercials on TV.

>>25761904
I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT BUT I NEED CASH NOW

>>25761737
eyyyy. lambo soon

Tips for a newfag with $1000 in Robinhood. Fastest way to 10x?

>>25761844
>>25761909
I haven't even started looking into parts, what happened to that site that had all the parts in tiers based on how much money you wanted to spend, it's not on the /g/ sticky or /pcb/ anymore

>>25761658
Why no gold?

>>25761991
A street in roulette is 11 to 1, there you go.

>>25761816
>But I'm guessing you've already told him all that.
I have. I've even told him he's lost $60k to inflation since 2010.
>>25761762
He keeps complaining about not being able to buy more land in Lebanon due to uncertainty and having no one to aid him there.
He's just an indecisive retard at this point.
>>25762020
As you might have guessed by him keeping his money in a safe, he doesn't trust banks.

>>25761991
Earn 9k in your job, deposit that into your RH. Then buy ARKK leaps

>>25761904
Fucking market geniuses are what they are. They created a extremely memorable jingle that's lasted decades and only rivaled the legendary carpet company known as Empire Today.

I shilled NIO here when it was $3, and I shilled LGHL once last week. I hope you loaded up anon, assuming you like money that is.

>>25761991
short boeing and twitter at open, literally all anyone here has to do

>>25762075
Post nio position then

>>25761957
That sounds incredibly jewish and I can't believe people would willingly do that.

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>25762010
pcpartpicker
Also, good luck building a PC right now.
Everything is sold out.

>>25762115
no it wasn't pcpartpicker

>>25762075
>

>>25762104
should of bought JT
even elon thought so

https://www.instagram.com/p/CIeCIlnhafD/?igshid=363b46g29iwx

Is there any way to be this autistic about stocks?

>>25762097
I know, but people are really bad at managing their money, and they get into spots where they need money 'now'. I mean look at the payday loan places you get a loan for money you get a week later, how stupid do you have to be to not plan for that?

>>25762196

>>25761991
5 x QCOM 2/12 175.

>>25762213
116.73% APR

>>25762213
84 monthly payments of $486.58! I wish I could buy that cash flow for $5k.

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/09/amazon-employees-demand-company-drop-parler-after-capitol-riot.html

You get canceled.
You get canceled.
Everyone gets canceled!

>>25762283
they have to pay for their firewater some how

>>25762295
They got sued to all hell

Also clf

>>25762379
Oh I thought they had some native loophole that allowed them to do shit like that.

>>25761894
Once you read the investopedia articles on them you should be fine. Just make sure you're familiar with how premiums are calculated, greeks, IVs and so on. You'll also unlock the option of selling covered calls/puts.

Think PLUG will dump on Monday or keep climbing?

>>25762301
All according to plan. It must be as hard as possible fo republicans to organize. Socialists can win only with censorship and totalitarism.

>>25761249
PnD was in summer based on telematic orders. Crashed after fintech announcement and move to china. Change was due a merger after majority of shares got secretly purchased. First nobody believed in transformation but company announced in december first revenues of new business and will present those in next quarterly report..

>>25762196
>there are actually people who live paycheck to paycheck

>>25762301
Why should this matter to anyone here?

>>25762459
>not only this but their income doesn't beat inflation and any money they saved earns minimal interest

>>25762459
mostly consoomers and niggers

>>25762213
>Get a $5000 loan
>You only have to pay back $41,000!
Now that's usury, fucking based.

>>25762466
Because AMZN.

MAXR is a space stock with a single digit P/E

>>25762459
Yeah it's just bad management if you ask me. I read some article about teachers not making enough money and this woman needed a 2nd job because she made only $55k a year and how that was outrageous. I looked at the town she lived in and you could rent a 3 bedroom house for $400 a month. It was some small town in TN. No idea where all her money goes.

>>25762095
Hey man, did he send it to you via private message or something? I don't see any response. I hope he is not shilling or something like that.

>>25762542
Women have weak brains and have been easily influenced to purchase unnecessary shit that boosts their image in their mind or supplements whatever idea they have about who they are. Shes blowing all her money on her retarded ego.

>>25762513
??

>>25761505
>>25761505
>>25761505
>>25761505
>>25761505

Starting up stream

http://twitch.tv/cowo

>>25762509
Surely none of the regulars here hold stagnant companies, r-right?

>>25762459
shit's fucked yo

>>25762542
There's idiocy and legitimately not being able to climb out. Don't confuse the two

So buy nio Monday right ?

>>25762459
>not going days without eating so you can put more money into stocks
ngmi

>>25762633
They're not using TTM EPS there.

>As of today (2021-01-09), Maxar Technologies's share price is $38.920000. Maxar Technologies's Earnings per Share (Diluted) for the trailing twelve months (TTM) ended in Sep. 2020 was $6.19. Therefore, Maxar Technologies's PE Ratio for today is 6.29.
>During the past 13 years, the highest PE Ratio of Maxar Technologies was 139.34. The lowest was 3.36. And the median was 23.78.

>>25762466
>Why should this matter to anyone here?
Tranny detected

>>25762699
>So buy nio Monday right ?
It might dip as people take profits.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2021/01/08/student-loan-forgiveness-could-be-more-likely-but-challenges-remain-.html

Also guys :)

>>25762542
I went to school with a few people who became teachers. They're pretentious idiots who think they deserve the most praise in the world for teaching bullshit like high school english. I'm glad they all make around 40k because my state doesn't give a fuck about education. You can't bitch about your pay if that's the career you signed up for.

>>25762077
Doing it for shits and giggles

>>25762786
Yeah but given the cost of living in the small town she lived in she should be saving money easily on 55k a year, that was my point. It's good pay in that location for that type of career.

>>25762775
>https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2021/01/08/student-loan-forgiveness-could-be-more-likely-but-challenges-remain-.html
>Also guys :)
How do we take advantage of "dude fuck bills and shit"?

>>25762770
It will fucking boom Monday. Might buy calls in the morning

>>25762854
Best of luck fren, I'll be shorting BA.

>>25759920
>my wealth will never feel deserved if I do
I'm guessing they fed, clothed and housed you already you don't need to grow up broke and accept nothing in order to feel pride for making money. If anything your parents would probably find it respectable if you do something good with that money. IMO I would just accept it and hopefully return the favor when I can.

With /pol/'s recent venture into purchasing aircraft carriers I think we should get inspired as a board to complete a more reasonable goal - create a corporation.

Unlike shitcoins nobody will be able to rugpull a corporation. Further more you will legally have voting rights for the corporation, as well as the founders payout is directly related to your own, the board will be voted on, dividends voted on, ect ect

This is a realistic goal we could all accomplish. Our corporate charter should be to eventually buy 4chan of course. This is legal through the crowdfunding equity sales law that was passed in 2012

https://www.investopedia.com/articles/entrepreneurship-small-business/050216/guide-crowdfunded-investments-nonaccredited-investors.asp

To dissuade jewish money from taking over the site each investor would be capped at 1 share purchasable only, and each share would have to cost $500-$1000 likely.

nigger tranny

>>25762843
My friends who didn’t go to college are seething . I’d be surprised if this actually happens , it’s over 50% of my debt so I’m happy today

>>25762900
I'm have resources to form a Delaware LLP... we can call it SMG Capital

>>25762872
Is BA going to drop just because of the crash? I don't know that one 737-500 crashing in some shit country is going to cause that big of an impact if so.

>>25762775
Sounds based. It rewards those who were somewhat financially responsible and punishes those who took out 50k+ in debt.

It's the boomer type era legislation for millennials and hopefully passes on the problem to zoomers

>>25762954
You don't think one of the largest producers of commercial airliners having a plane crash regardless of location is terrible pr?

>>25762954
It'll be on discount on Monday

>>25762763
>tripfag
>shills a /tv/ meme stock
The only difference between us is that your dilation rod glows.

>>25762067
Based empire posting

>>25762775
More USD printing? You guys in USA are irresponsible.

>>25762843
Enroll in community college courses with loans. Use the loans to pay off other debt you have. A bit risky since it might happen.
I have been trying to figure out how to arbitrage RH's margin rate to deprecate other debt

>>25761797
>he’s never reinvested a dividend

>>25763012
It's certainly bad, but I'm not sure it will be enough to make significant cash shorting them unless there are other factors. Is the cause of the crash known?

I have 5000 in stocks. I HATE BEING POOR

>>25762978
Why don’t they reward kids who chose to save money and go to cc? Give those kids 10,000? Nah fuck retards

>tfw market might shit the bed to March levels because of political happenings in America over the next two weeks

>>25762055
He could convert his cash to gold to protect against inflation

>>25763072
Move it all to BFARF and you won't be poor anymore

Hey guys I have all my most recent ex's information (SSN, drivers license number, etc etc) how do I profit from this that doesn't involve jail?

>>25762954
BA literally cannot fail. They will just say "Oh well, what can you do?" and their stock will go up.

Are MBAs worth it?

>>25763101
Buy VIXY

>>25763067
The flight took off from the same airport as the October 2018 Lion Air crash which killed 189 people. That plane was a Boeing 737 MAX which was recently cleared to fly by the Federal Aviation Administration after being grounded for nearly two years.

Saturday's deadly accident involved an older Boeing model -- a 26-year-old Boeing 737-500.

>>25763125
If you can take on zero debt/get your employer to pay for it/leverage a pay raise off of it, then yes

>>25763109
Fuck outta here

>>25760067
Commissions. Iron condors are a shitload of contracts therefore tons of commission.

>>25763125
I have my BA at the moment , definitely leaning towards a mba or a Jd would be cool

>>25762954
>one
Anon...

>>25763074
Because you can do cc for two years and go to a big fancy college to gather strong connections?

CC is good but rarely the people you meet there will be people making big money later in life.

>>25763171
More than one crashed this weekend?!

>>25763113
Kys

>>25762502
>invest $5k
>make $36,000 profit
wtf i love jews now

>>25763158
Stay poor phampai

>>25763225
How do I get into usury practices otc?

>>25763173
My biggest regret is doing CC the first two years. Yes, I saved money, but I'm realizing later in life the first year or two in a major university are critical to developing a social circle. I felt so out of place as a transfer and never really made my way in.

>>25763173
Or how about 10k for kids who chose to save money instead of paying for the scheme ?

College is a joke. Once you land that first job, that piece of paper that you busted your ass to get, that you sat through bullshit classes to get, that landed your ass in debt as soon as they kicked you out after 4 years, becomes worthless and you'll forget all about it. Most degrees land up in boxes in attics and never see the light of day again till either you die and your heirs clean the place out or you move. Your better off getting a "fake" degree and using that to get your foot in the door. Long as you display some competence in what your doing no one will give you a second look.

>>25763257
Yup. Sucks to suck mate first two years of college were some of the best years of my life ...so far I’m only 23

Man I really want to find the next GME. Finding deep value garbage that is cheap is quite tough.

>>25763286
Then the US gov't would basically be admitting college is a scam

>>25763307
>you wouldn't download a degree

>>25763286
How about the people who paid their way through by working 12's on the weekends for three years and didn't take out any loans? I paid $20k for tech school to get an electrical degree, I make $28 now and have no debt, and I'll make $50 when I get my license in two years, but fuck am I mad that a bunch of liberal faggots getting degrees in underwater basketweaving are going to potentially get their $150,000 pieces of shit paper paid off

>>25763307
>implying everyone goes into debt for college

I worked my way through and my state school didn't cost 40k a year. Also I made 65k right out in a low cost state. Yes, I needed it to get my first job and pretty much any job in my field.

NEW THREAD

>>25763387
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>>25763387
>>25763387

>>25762775
I lived with my parents and made sacrifices in my 20s to pay my debt.
I expect those who receive debt forgiveness to immediately place their new wealth into the stock market and cause face-melting green dildos for my stocks as recompense.

>>25763307
>he doesn't know that it's possible to graduate college debt free
>he thinks being a literal minimum wagie at Walmart for 4 years is worth more in the long term than doing something that's been statistically shown to increase your lifetime earnings over and over and over again

>AMD
>TSLA
>BABA (a few % down)
>SPY
>ETSY
>LULU
>SBUX
>PLTR
>NFLX

What do I sell? There's stuff I want to get in on other than basic bitch women companies and crabbing tech stocks.

>>25763495
Hotglue please

>>25763495
NFLX
BABA

>>25760067
You are paying the ask price -> max profit is 66 + 58 -39 - 34, which is = $49
Thought I understood this, but I'm confused on how max loss is calculated. sorry

BFARF

How do I short JANNY?

REEEEE WHERE'D THE OTHER THREAD GO

What happened?

FUCKING JANNIES THERE WAS NOTHING FUCKING WRONG WITH THE OTHER THREAD

>>25764319
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>>25764319

I'm guessing the CLF tranny got nuked