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I FIGURED OUT HOW TO BEAT THE COOMER BOYS HOLY SHIT THIS IS HILARIOUS

OK SO HERE'S WHAT I DO: EVERYTIME HE JERKS IT, I SHAKE MY KNEE IN SYNC WITH HIS JERKING ON THE FLOOR PRETTY HARD AND IT FREAKS HIM OUT SO HE IMMEDATELY STOPS LOOL WE'RE DOING IT BACK AND FORTH RIGHT NOW.

IT MUST SHAKE HIS ROOM SO MUCH CAUSE IT'S IN UNISON WITH MY KNEE SHAKING UP AND DOWN THAT STUFF AROUND HIM RATTLES

I CAN LITERALLY HEAR HIM DOWN THERE GETTING ANGRY LOOL

>> No.25759538

>>25759469
you fool! anger will only make his coom stronger

>> No.25759594

>>25759538
he's stomping on the floor really loud right now i can hear him pacing. he's not cooming though so thats a win for me

>> No.25759607

this schizo OP is having conversations with a water heater in a closet below him, bullish for BTC

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25759696

>>25759469
Lmao best threads this month

>> No.25759703

>>25759607
Idk why this made me laugh so hard

>> No.25759712

>>25759607
Lmfaooo

>> No.25759798

he's getting so mad. im a drummer so my knees can shake up and down for hours. he's fucked. his little coom games are coming to an end. you wanna coom here and there? whatever, make it quick. don't fucking coom 18 out of 24 hours every fucking day

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>>25759607
underrated post

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>>25759607
All in

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25760227

>>25759469
>anon fucking WON
B A S E D
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>> No.25760295

>>25759798
kek. make him pay.

>> No.25760326

>>25759469
Great buy signal. I'm about to be fucking rich.

>> No.25760409

Why is this on /biz/

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25760497

>>25759469
>when you realize you were the coomer all along

>> No.25761105

>>25760409
shut up this is the height of the miniseries right now
i’m just waiting for the inevitable clash and then the MY FUCKING COOMER ROOMMATE STOLE MY TREZOR post
this is the sort of drama /tv/ dreams of

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>>25759607

>> No.25761183

Somebody give me a recap.

>> No.25761194

>>25761105
Is there a qrd of the entire situation somewhere? I only come onto biz when btc/link pumps and/or dumps.

>> No.25761222

>>25759607
fucking kek

>> No.25761281

>>25759469
Fucking fantastic OP. Way to stop him. I thought you were going to have to move

>> No.25761315

>>25759798
18 hours is coom nirvana - none of your kneeshaking FUD is gonna break him out of the halls of Xanadu

>> No.25761389

>>25759469
Good now stop whining

>> No.25761486

>>25759469
fucking kek
thank you for sharing the coomer saga

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25761536

preposterous levels of based

>> No.25761563

>>25759469
I wonder if you could automate this some way with your own homemade Tesla earthquake machine (the real tesla not car-stonks-for-zoomers tesla) which is programmed to detect his coom frequency, and oscillate at the appropriate rate to match it.

>> No.25761564

>>25761183
op is a schizo haunted by his imagination of being surrounded by coomers

>> No.25761611

>>25759607
kek

>> No.25761677

>>25759798
>im a drummer so my knees can shake up and down for hours. he's fucked
based, fuck coomers

>> No.25761711

>legs shaking in unison produces the desired effect
Just like Tesla said: its all about energy, frequency, and vibration.

>> No.25761713

>>25761194
if you search coomer in the archive I think you’ll find the threads

>> No.25761740

>>25761563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSB-nmlbkdA

here is a video on when mythbusters covered it. The machine itself is relatively simple

>> No.25762245

>>25759469
Make him think you’re also jerking by groaning or playing a bit of porn too loud, and then when he’s cooming, so do you, climaxing together.

>> No.25762397

unfathomably based, good work op

>> No.25762468

>>25759469
How fat are you that shaking your leg rattles the whole house? Or do you live in a cardboard shanty?

>> No.25763176

>>25759469
PAY YOUR FUCKING RENT

>> No.25763277

The chronicles of roommate and coomer
A /biz/ special

>> No.25763305

>>25759469
What did he mean by this?