/biz/ - Business & Finance

HORSE

Let's keep the racism and hate to none or we won't have these generals any longer.

Tesla manganese connection.

>>25744344
dubs of embarrassment

>nvidia announces partnership with nio to build automated driving vehicles announced today

Bitf.v is going to make me rich, yes? How many shares do I need to make it? 1000? 5000?

>>25744344
>t. nigger faggot tranny

>>25744286
your id looks like a cs 1.6 handle

Why are roasties so disgusting and anime girls so perfect?

>>25744321
Any news or?

>>25744368
>sold nio @ $7
>sold nvidia @ $250

pink wojacks

>GHIV
>SRAC
>PLTR
Which is the least retarded memestock to buy with my cashed out Buttcoins on monday?

Who here in HerbaLife nutrition ($HLF)?

Fuck Bill Ackman

>>25744433

>>25744399
A good a reason as any to buy imo

Listen to me you cocksuckers, okay? RYCEY is going to be between eight to fifteen dollars exactly a year from now. I will make eight to fifteen times my money. All of you that think it's going to dip below a dollar never happening. So you can either get on the train or you can miss the train, because we're scraping bottom here. We're about to go, within two months we'll be at three. Within six months we'll be at five. Within eight months we'll be at eight, okay. Within twelve months we'll be at fifteen. So you can either get rich, or you can bitch and whine about how it's a dead company. So I, for one, would prefer to get rich, thank you very much.

>>25744424
bro just go on SA and find some submissive young chick who will go out with you and bone for rent money once you make it. worked for me and I havent even made it yet.

>>25744440
GHIV, cause i dont know what they are

>>25744462
Based

what do I buy Monday?
theta killed the value on the SWI puts I'm short that I'm willing to cover them and free the money.

>>25744440
kek I die every time I see this image and I still have no idea whats even really happening besides some dumb nigger shit

>>25744462
>you think i would be taken down with 1 strike?
>heh

I'm being switched to portfolio margin for some reason. Who here has experience with it?

>>25744474
I gotta level with you for a second. I've been to India, I've been to Japan and I've been to Indonesia.
The amounts of pretty girls I found attractive there was limited to around 0.

If you're into these types, sure. No idea how though.

>there's people right now who aren't entirely long on foreign stocks
The only things worth holding in America are leveraged ETFs
>>25744424
3DPD
>damages your mental and physical well being
>kills your gainz
Anime harem
>objectively perfect

>>25744268
just wann say i love u homos

Thoughts on how much longer we will see overall bull market?

>>25744268
>personnel

>>25744591
Till most of smg makes it. Here's to us, retards.

>>25744444

>>25744388
checked & heiled

>>25744440
He turned into Megamind?

>>25744440
SRAC has no launches this quarter, only the merger, whereas GHIV should have some merger excitement this month.

So GHIV -> sell EOM for SRAC -> sell EOY for PLTR

>>25744474
WHO IS THIS?

>>25744559
India has got to be one of the hardest places to find attractive women. That's an entire race of people who are hard on the eyes.

>>25744388
>88
>based
bullish if you voted trump bearish if you voted biden

>>25744562
Why would I invest in any foreign country that’s not China? If the US is going to shit it’s guaranteed so is everywhere else

>>25744698
> sell EOY for PLTR
>eoy
its january, where do you think you are.

>>25744726
My ex's best friend was the hottest Indian girl I had ever seen in real life going to school here, and she hated southern India and all the dark skinned Indians with a burning passion

>>25744726
A few are top tier
99% is fat and/or ugly

>>25744720
plz someone give me a name, it is a sexual emergency. Help me out.

>>25744794
I know what I said. A good launch means tons of contracts for SRAC/MNTS. Biden police state/PLTR funding likely won't go into overdrive until the next fiscal year.

Fud or fomo soon?

Do you have 4chan FOMO?
That is, when it happens that you find a newborn thread in which you came out with a tremendous shitpost that is guaranteed to make you a lot of gains in (You)s, and your heartbeat accelerates as you type and solve the captcha quick as possible and you feel enormous amounts of pressure of endless captcha pages are loaded or if they’re slowed down.

If you do everything correctly then it’s the best feeling ever.

>>25744591
>implying the bull market ends
This is a general for permabulls you fucking FUD posting bear
>>25744750
ASML is my only non China stock.

>>25744726
correct but when they are hot they are like insanely hot and I think its mainly because your brain is so used to dismissing poo's, at least mine is. I live in a college town and the hot americanized indian chicks are fucking hot and slutty.

>>25744799
I've only seen one and she worked at the same place I did. She was goddamn sexy, but I could get the image of her shitting in a street out of my head.

>>25744844
I'm in MARA and Bitf.v
As long as Bitcoin goes up, these 2 print $. Easy

>>25744832
idk her name fren i found it in a /tv/ thread a long time ago

Puts on twitter

>>25744889
put it in my head fren

>>25744915
Oversaturated. NYT on the other hand...

>>25744698
WRONG, srac has a launch in february

>>25744474
>SA
>submissive
They aren't submissive to their own testosterone-heavy machos what makes you think they will be to you?
The only ones submissive are the indigenous ones, that is, the ones who are ugly as hell.

>>25744368
I've been seeing far OTM calls on NVDA for the last couple weeks on unusual whales. I kept thinking why someone would even buy these and now I understand.

>>25745004
SA stands for seeking arrangments, a website. Look it up, you wont be dissapoint

>>25744720
Reverse search the fucking image you inbred, her name comes up instantly

Yeah I’m thinking twitter drops at least 15%(not to say it doesn’t go back of course)

Who is the most retarded poster here?
(besides kpopfag)

Anyone else doing overtime this weekend? I pray for the day I make it and can wageslave on my own terms.

>>25744889
kek

>>25744915

probably gonna go up after opening. easy calls actually.

>>25744959
Sauce? Because last I heard, ya know, https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20210104005825/en/Momentus-Announces-Move-of-Vigoride-from-January-2021-Mission-Will-be-Remanifesting-to-a-Subsequent-Launch

>>25745034
I thought it was South America, a continet.
Or South Africa, a country.
Or even Something Awful, a website somewhat known in this corner of the Wired.

>>25745074
>baggie
>johnny tornado
>biden voters
take your pick

>>25745074

UUUU shills and people who bought into it. including myself.

>>25744889

>>25745134
use that website to find sugar babies once you make it

>>25745071
How low can it go?

>>25745079
No, I picked to work a Saturdays so I could have at least one weekday off so I could watch lines in peace and not juggle it with dealing with retarded people over the phone

BA or TWTR bear X6 ETFs?
Which would be better or make me more money?

>>25744844
Potential cheapies coming due to the Tether FUD. Will buy the dip

>>25745155
If you got in when they started shilling you would have made money

>>25745136
>squat thot 3dpd posters

>>25744915
Calls you say?

>>25744474
>>25744559
>>25745034
>>25745134
I thought you meant Southern Asia. Just like SEA means South East Asia.

What a misunderstanding.

>>25745074
>Don’t worry Japan news soon!

>>25745197
>actively managed -2x shitstocks ETF
what goes in it, smeegees?
>BA
>TWTR
>NKLA
>AMC
>RYCEY

>>25745244
SA would mean South America if anything

>>25745179
Not for me sorry.
I can't deal with any website which asks anything more than a password and a username.
Even that is sometimes too much.

>>25745071
>>25745192
Why would Twitter drop much? Some people will get out, but nothing really happened. Just the old president getting evicted. Whatever.

Not even holding them. But this shouldn't affect them much. Especially with a Dem president coming up.

why is TSLA still so undervalued?

>>25744870
Looking at the past performance of my shitposts, it doesn't really matter if you get in quick or late in the thread, you get roughly the same amount of (You).

>>25745207

i didnt lose money and i didnt make money, uranium is on a decline. I think UUUU has long term potential based on their shift in investments into rare earth itself but that's 2 years out, who knows what will happen to the market.

my problem was that I didn't do my usual DD and my money rotted for almost 2 weeks, lesson learned.

>>25745273
PLTR and CRSR

>>25745296
Must be some delusion would be my guess.

>>25745292
literally the only reason people use Twitter is to be angry at the internet, and the nexus of leftist anger just got ding dong banoodled

>>25745192
Can it go real low? All the way to the flo’?

>>25744591
2023+. The recession was due in 2021, but the corollavirus and fed brrr gave us 2 more years.

>>25745273
DASH

>>25745292
Do you remember how bad off Twitter was until trump started running?

>>25745342
Funny enough the yield spread between 10 year treasuries and 3 month is usually the same as the 1 year yield
This information is useless but there you go

>>25745074
Rolls Royce shill

Guys I unironically have to make it soon. My fiancé is demanding I buy a $350k house, I make $100k a year but don’t have much in terms of savings. Just under $50k, 24 of which is in a Roth IRA the rest is in Robinhood / savings. I cannot afford the 20% down and will get raped by pmi. I have no debt atm. I tried to convince her that buying a 2 bedroom ok condo for 160k would be smart because we can live there for a year and rent it out. She isn’t having it demanding a house. She is hot af with huge tits, I kind of have to do what she says right? 3% down fha at these rates is basically free money.pic related.

>>25745244
I thought he meant Seeking Alpha lel.

>>25745292
Twitter bottomed in 2016/17 when Trump started using it. They were losing users and switched from reporting daily user count to monthly. Lots of user exodus now out of spite too.
Biden doesn't pull. The viewer count of his speeches on yt is in the low 4 figures.
Twitter just committed sudoku.

>>25745421
>My fiancé is demanding I buy a $350k house
Dump her.

>>25745421
>My fiancé is demanding I buy
get the fuck out of there nigga

>>25745421
She sounds like a bitch, dump her and keep your money for you

>>25745412
Huh. Then I don't even have to do the subtraction then.

poopy booty bum bum

>>25745421
>I kind of have to do what she says right?
Not if you make the money.

ok bros we're buying DMGGF on monday it'ss ettled

>>25745421
don't listen to the incels buy your hot big tit gf a house dumbass

>>25745421
She looks like the most golddigger psycho bitch that ever golddug. You should get out sooner than your BTC/TSLA positions.

>>25745421

>money hungry whore

wont end well in the long run bud.

>>25745416
Ridiculous accusation

>>25745296
Good question. I hope the next week fixes that.

>>25745421
Whipped boys are bullish for my real estate.

>>25745421
charge her rent

>>25745285
Different folks different strokes. Would never think of that.
>>25745403
I don't even know why people use that shit. Sometimes I see like 1/37 stories that apparently can't be written in a normal article or blog but need to be published in 37 pieces on Twitter.

Twitter is fucked and retarded. Still people use it apparently and it has a huge user base

>>25745421
Get rid of her. If she is making demands like that she is either already cheating on you, or will in the near future. Sorry man.

>>25745448
>>25745452
>>25745480
So an fha at these rates would be 9.5k and would be 1,500 a month with pmi included. I currently pay 1.4K to rent a 1 bedroom apt.

>>25745472
Based poopy poster.

Should I buy NIO or wait for a dip?
Their partnership with NVDA might send them to the moon.

What is /smg/ reading?

>>25745421
>demanding a 50k house

>>25745342
Pardon if retarded - why would just treasury yield a good indicator?
Which ETFs do you see as most promising?

Thanks breh

What’s the play on PLTR? I’m thinking of getting out before the lockup releases, thoughts??

I’ve got about 2700 shares

>>25745074
>any name fag
>fags copying namefags
>UUUU losers
>CLF dicksuckers
>divvie posters

>>25745421
Let go, Anon. No cunt is worth your happiness. Let go and be free

>>25745472
Quality post

>>25744188
/fit/ is the homo board
/lgbt/ is the faggot one. Learn the difference. Also buy TGYM

>>25745578
Your posts fren, make some more

>>25745578
Mahouka LN

>>25745578
I'm reading /smg/ or I wouldn't have seen your post

>>25745578
Alternating between The Struggle To Save the Soviet Economy and The Mandibles.

Not sure which is more depressing and relevant.

>>25745602
This is genuinely probably the most accurate list. Specifically divvie posters. It's been spoon-fed to those retards why divvies are a scam but they just dig in deeper out of spite.

>>25745647
Oh damn, I just finished Vol. 32.

>>25745421
Kick the bitch to the curb.

>>25745421
He probably believed your lie about RYCEY being $3 by March.

>>25744938
>be me
>worked in India
>don't know how I got here
>work in street stall
>we sell food, although I'm not sure what it is
>food is good enough to cover the smell of the nearest government designated poo street
>only other good thing is that one coworker is bonkers hot, I mean curry/10 literal body of Shiva
>wank it to the thought of her brown sugar bottom every night in my shack
>can tell she has the finest ass through her dress, she bends down a lot as we store all food on the bare dirt
>be me one day have to shit
>normally don't like doing it around people I work with
>don't want my secret getting out that I use toilet paper, it's looked down upon
>go on my 5 minute sanctioned break I get every 16 hours
>she tags along
>oh no no no
>think about it on the walk
>smell of poo fills my nostrils
>this might be a good thing
>I try and see her ass
>as we walk up, I can see the other pooskin men are gaining anticipation that the only attractive girl in 14 km is about to poo in front of them
>the curb is already packed
>I squeeze myself in between 2 pajeets
>she naturally looked up an down the line nowhere to go but already close to me
>only 5 minute break
>no time to wait
>she faces toward the street
>the poos become hushed
>I am already squatted
>can feel my arousal overcoming my nose, blocking out the shit smell as she starts to bend down and pull up her dress
>a hum of excitement is forming around and behind me
>I have completely forgotten about my need to shit
>the need to see her ass is the only need in the universe
>finally, her dress crests her perfect ass, revealing two perfect cheeks
>I was close enough to grab, but was frozen in place
>this was the pinnacle of my existence
>I was about to transcend from this mortal plane, when I saw her pucker
>I was brought back down to earth
>a single log cannot corrupt this fine Indian goddess
1/2

>>25745578
either smg or 10-K's.

>>25745586
My dude, did you look at the graph? Every time there was negative yield on bonds, a fucking recession started in a year that took 2-3 years.

ARKK and TQQQ are best low-risk high reward ETFs until then. Be sure to hedge with AR15.

>>25745578
https://www.docdroid.net/x98gkB9/a-primer-on-reading-annual-reports-pdf
Also,
>Beyond Earnings
>Jack Schwager's Unknown market wizards

>>25745536
It appeals to low attention span people, especially those that like to *feel* that their voices are heard. So many account are just thousands and thousands of posts with absolutely no interactions, yet they feel okay because their need to “be heard” is achieved

>>25745602
What's wrong with CLF though? Is estimate to go $40+ in few months overshot?

>>25745578
/smg/ of course

>>25740980
>6 replies
>not a single person is subscribed to ARK alerts
>not a single person calls out bullshit
jesus christ.. /smg/ is slipping
No, she did not buy WKHS.

it feels bad that some people can make a million dollars or more on a single meme trade and retire in luxury, yet if i did that i'd probably lose everything.

>>25745421
>demanding things be her way without regard to your needs
>caring about money and appearances
>wants your liquid assets tied up in a debt trap she can take in its entirety in a divorce while you keep paying off the mortgage
>totally unwilling to compromise

>big tits

wow worth it. Put a ring on that girl ASAP brother. speaking frankly though people like you are more pathetic than incel coomers.

>>25745745
I think it was just kind of obvious it wasn’t true, autismo

>>25745698
>1/2
Jesus christ I love the autism of this place

On serious note, big brains of /smg/. What funds will buy bankrupt hotels in Europe? EU governments keep imposing lockdowns and hotels are on verge on bankruptcy and I know that in my country some hotels are already getting offers from foreign funds, but I don't know which.

What are your bets?

>>25745746
he is 1 in 10,000. keep treading cautiosly

>>25745421
This post is proof you don’t set boundaries at least let her know you’re okay with violence.

I’ve half jokingly told my girlfriend I’d put her through the drywall a few times she’s ticked me off, and there’s been a few times when we roughhoused that I’d put her in a blood choke just so she knew what was up

She’s since admitted she’d bare me at least 3 kids after I marry her

If you give them an inch they’ll take a mile. Don’t be abusive or overly harsh but set boundaries for goodness sake

>>25745698
>a nugget was pushed out, followed by a flood of diarrhea none could anticipate
>my shoes were instantly coated with molten shit
>losing concentration, and my footing, I slipped
>met with the weeks of shit's past in the gutter and the fresh poo of the one's I had squeeze between
>I threw up instantly
>by the time I came to my senses, I realized I was the only victim
>the jeets
>they were cheering
>men were hugging each other, shaking hands
>I saw a couple drop to their knees, crying
>every nostril in sight was flared to a degree previously thought unattainable
>I blacked out
>this was 4 years ago
>I still work in the same shack, cause poor
>she still works here, cause poor
>I am, at this moment, still wearing those shoes

>>25745802
China is slowly taking control of all of the economy in the whole world bro its gotta be them

>>25745421
>>25745605
>>25745564
>>25745535
>>25745512
>>25745509
>>25745480
>>25745466
>>25745452
>>25745448
Seriously though is it retarded to get a 3% fha at these rates?

>>25745645
it’s an honor

So I was just browsing MARA on stocktwits and one user says he calculates that with all 100k miners deployed, they would consume 330MW of power. I'm glad MARA has made us a bunch of money, but jesus that is a lot of power. A standard power plant in my area generates about 500MW to power thousands of homes.

>>25745689
She's gonna cheat on him with somebody who is holding 100,000 shares of RYCEY aka 200 IQ genius chad.

>>25745817
so you're saying I should invest in 10,000 penny stocks?

>>25745602
Agree on all except the divvy anon. He's right but if and only if you are at the high end of six figures where dividents can make a difference in your portfolio.
>t. poorfag

>>25745776
i unironically never understood the marriage meme. just seems like a bad deal even before the women's rights movement. everyone portrayed in olden times through documentaries and movies always looks depressed, on drugs, and cheating on each other all the time. everyone's miserable when they're in a legal contract with each other and "stuck". nowadays it's 10x worse because of the culture.

i guess what im saying is: legalize prostitution on the federal level and regulate it so it's safe. then you can coom for a reasonable price and then move on with your life.

>be me
1/42069

EUfag here

Have 3k euro to spend, how much should I put into $NIO

>>25745704
Well graph kind of shows that recessions actually start like ~1 year after negative yield (e.g. after 2000 and 2007 even faster)?

>>25745136
>3dpd poster

>>25745745
There was a post saying "Source?" so there's that.
They are just trying to pump WKHS, since it started to go down on Friday. Glad I got out, it's gonna be going down all week next week unless NIO and TSLA pulls it up through EV ETF secondary effects.
Easiest swing stock ever tho: Buy around 20, sell around 25. Worked three times now.

What are your degenerate options positions? I have some February 2021 25c MARA calls and a BX call for June 2021. Nothing really too degenerate though. I want to allocate like 7-10k to some potentially super profitable calls in the coming week....any ideas?

>>25745889
Yeah bitcoin mining is retarded. We basically burn fuel so that nerds can dig 1s and 0s.

>>25745698
>curry/10 literal body of Shiva
>>25745831
>the weeks of shit's past

>>25745914
No fault divorce was a mistake.

>>25745900
absolutely not

Cannabro here. Just got back from a run and cooking. Finished a shower and had a hearty burger.
>>25745074
>Fuck cannabro
>>25745421
>i have to do what she says right?
Youve lost the mental battle with this one. On the real advice do what is better for the future fiscal situation. I agree with the condo move in this economy. Housing is way to expensive atm. Unless she puts up 5% for the deposit and she works than no matter how much you love her money and blood don’t mix like two dicks with no bitch and find yourself in some serious shit.
>>25745578
Rich dad, poor dad.

>ASDN
>S
>D
>N
Pic related

IPOE merging with SoFi. They are fintech and are valued at 16 billion at current share price. They are got pre approval for their banking license last year, they do loans, mortgages, crypto broker. They also bought Galileo last year which process payments for Robinhood, Chime, Monzo, etc. I can see this going 200% within a year and valued at 50 billion market cap.

>>25745837
If that's your fiance, she looks like a waspy cunt. You can't marry this woman she is gonna clean you out.

>>25745914
I married my wife because I love her and wanted her to feel safe financially and emotionally.
Then again, she's not a fucking bitch.

>>25745902
idiot.

>>25745950
ok thanks for the advice, I'll do it first thing on monday

>>25745944
I remember reading years ago bitcoin mining consumes like 1% of the world's total power. I wonder what its at now lmao.

>>25745972
reverse image search you dolt

>https://sumzero.com/
Is someone in this super sekret stock trading forum?

>>25745914
Escorts are like $300-600 an hour
My fiancé has increased my expenses by $300 a month and cooks me food, does the laundry and is into me just having my way with her when I want it. Kind of think she has a nuclear family kink that’s why she wants the house with the white picket fence.

What are your BTC exposure positions? For me its
>MARA
>ARBKF
>BFARF

>>25745933
Exactly. We had 1 year until recession before the memevirus came. Now it got pushed back for who knows how long.

>>25745837
It is retarded to be with a girl just for looks, which you seem to be doing. If I could buy puts on you, I would.

>>25745967
I got in @ 17$

>>25745837

We're serious, why dont you just tell her that it's not worth it. if she's already hungry for a house whats the point m8. Next it'll be a car and so on.

>>25745795
thanks fren. I was going to post an article highlighting NIO use of Nvidia, but was sidetracked with the opportunity to shitpost. Anyways, here's the article.

https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2021/01/09/2155851/0/en/NIO-Partners-with-NVIDIA-to-Develop-a-New-Generation-of-Automated-Driving-Electric-Vehicles.html

>>25746039
Dumped MARA on Friday. I made enough money, now its just too risky for me.

>>25746022
I was too lazy to. Thanks for clearing it up.

>>25746039
MARA calls are really all you need at this point. I missed my chance on the dip this week.

But for some reason i bought a bunch of BARF shares so im happy

>>25746059
>>25745837
Never cave if you're the main breadwinner.

>>25745922
3k is nothing. If that's all you have you can easily recover your capital.
You probably are very young.
Just fucking throw it all at NIO and pretend you never had it. Check back 3 years later.
Worse case scenario you don't have a few thousand bucks you didn't even expect to have.

>>25746039

im getting into bitfarms on monday, i need some exposure.

>>25745837
Here you go Fren.
https://youtu.be/uVL4d8P44eM

100% BFARF dont be a pussy .

>>25746001
okay good luck

>>25746039
QBTC, also QETH for Ethereum

CLF to $40!! (Yes it may go higher, but that ain't the point. Point is hitting your target then getting the hell out)

>>25746043
Not with her just for looks, she is funny and we have a great time together. Her mom is really into real estate, semi retired at this point and is investing in building an apartment complex. Her dad is super chill too. 10/10 family desu
>>25745972
>>25746022
>>25746080
She looks identical to her, it’s kind of weird, I’d never post a real photo of her on here though

>>25746127
Based anon, what do you think it's going to/when's our exit?

>>25746137
Are there any calculations behind this, or are we riding on the hype at this point?

>>25746145
You don't have to post her face. I'd settle for a butthole pic.

>>25746145
So you are the gold digger.

>>25745578
The Guns of August

>>25746157
No idea, im up 50% and im kinda worried now, might never sell

>>25746122
People are saying BFARF can pop at any moment since it hit the $3 listing threshold for pennystocks and everyone wants some cheap exposure to BTC.

>>25746043
Ok, got it - so hoping BRRR continues

What do you think about other ARK etfs? K is best because it's key positions from others anyways?

>>25745831
>a literal shitpost
>on my /smg/

>>25745922
To be clear, I don't know much about NIO but if you like it go for it already.
Nobody will blame you for taking one single dumb risky decision with 3k when you are still young.

>>25745578
Family of secrets. Mainly about the Bush family but also the US deep state overall. Scary stuff.

>>25745837
Anon you got some of the replies you got were legit good advice. Beuty is a depreciating asset and you need to think the long term. Being able to buy a house to live in is nice and a good move imo but having such a demanding partner may raise some flags. She has a good point. Livint in a condo by yourself is shit. Now if you were to live as a married man this will create a load in your relationship so I understand her insisting on buying a house instead of a condo. Your deal (living in the condo for a bit and moving out as soon as you can afford a house) looks like a good compromise for both of you. Don't take any of what anons say seriously and clear your head. Communicate your plan with her as thotoughly as you can since you want this person to be your spouse. Best of luck and godspeed

>>25745997
no u

>>25746186
I mean it doesn’t hurt that her family isn’t dirt poor, my grandma has like 15million in sf real estate that I will inherit some of. Honestly just wanted to know if the 3% fha at these rates was retarded or not. I mean $9k down for a mortgage cheaper than my rent doesn’t seem bad at all.

>>25746115
Based advice here

>>25746213
>K is best because it's key positions from others anyways?
I guess. It's mainly because I have no idea which sector will pop off next (Genetics? EVs? Fintech?), so this is just a basic hedge.

>bought NIO's Capitol dip at 50
>sold a few minutes later at 50 because I was afraid the Capitol shenanigans would continue through the weekend
>bought TLS at 20
>sold at 22 because of a stupid dip that literally only went down enought to trigger my stop loss
>FOMO'd into CLF at 17.8
>fell for OSMT
>held MT crabbing for weeks, sold at break even days before it shot to 25
>held AMD crabbing for weeks, sold at break even days before it went to 95

Everyone laugh and bully me to the point I will give up investing in the market. I can't imagine what would happen to me in a normal/bear market.

>>25746198
holy shit you're up 50% on BFARF?? How long ago did you enter?

>>25746115
>Check back 3 years later.
Before the potential delisting though.
Oh, who am I kidding. Biden won't lift a finger against China.

>>25746271
Hilarious. You two gonna be real estate mongooses. 3% is not bad if fixed.
I’d wait 6 months for the evictions to begin so you have a wider selection.

>>25746334
>>held AMD crabbing for weeks, sold at break even days before it went to 95
iktf
I'm still holding though, I expect it to reach $120 at the least by EOY

>>25746039
NVDA
SQ

>>25744268
for whoever was shilling BNGO last night

they were unfairly comparing them to PacBio and Illumina market caps though they produce completely different instruments for different applications. They are not in the same playing field, BNGO is minor league while the others are major league.

>>25746334
>Fomo'd into CLF at 17.8
So you are up money then!
Now just hold it until 40$ and you will have doubled your gains. Stop having paper hands

>>25746343
It's going to $19

>>25746215
sorry anon, just trying to liven it up from the generic RYCEY cocksuckers post.

>>25746358
Here is your (you)

>>25746169
Well based on current p/e its only 8 something which doesn't add in the recent merger. With the merger the p/e is around 12. Next you have a perfect storm for greed. Steel prices are skyrocketing. Demand is great. Current supply is very low. CLF will rake in sacks of cash without really doing much other than what it's been doing for ages.

>>25746384
I forgot that NVDA is the reason bitcoin farming can even happen. But it is not very correlated to BTC's price is it?

>>25746406
I really hope so. I have 100 shares of BFARF and 900 shares of ARBKF....maybe I should pivot some of that equity in ARBKF to BFARF.

I just don't know which of those two will pop so I chose the cheaper one

>>25746440
BTC is mined on ASICs

>>25745578
anna karenina

>>25746343
like a month or so since the first day someone mentioned it i bought the next market day, shout out to the leaf anon who gave me the burger version.

>>25746518
I'm talkinga bout NVDA's gpu's used in mining

>>25746416
Well, lets hope nothing disrupts this then.

In 2008 CLF spiked. In 2011 CLF spiked again. Now we're starting the uptrend for the 3rd CLF spike. History repeats. Look at the chart. Look at history. The chart foretells it.. It also foretells what happens if you hang on to long.. Get you money and get out before the fall.

>>25746547
GPU is only for mining altcoins

Worship the magic line

>>25746547
That's for ethereum.

also shoutout to baggie for not investing into BFARF because it has barf in the name, and GHIV because it has HIV in the name

Fucking dumbass go crash another car into a pole

>>25746583
>>25746614
I did not know that. Is Ethereum's price correlated to NVDA's at all anyways? My original post was about strong crypto stock correlates

>>25745303
But you don’t get the “fpbp” premium if you’re late

>>25745830
I rough house her all the time and tear her clothes off even when she says no(we have a safe word). She wants my children, she cooks, cleans and does laundry. She just wants a house because she seems to have a nuclear family kink.

In 2008 CLF spiked. In 2011 CLF spiked again. Now we're starting the uptrend for the 3rd CLF spike. History repeats. Look at the chart. Look at history. The chart foretells it.. It also foretells what happens if you hang on to long.. Get you money and get out before the fall.

>>25744388
>>25744684
>>25744727
>>25744359
Must be 18 to post here

>>25746623

>>25746401
all these retards have to do is look at ARKG, if ARKG sees promise in BNGO they would have bought some shares but they didn't. But it's still not too late to buy PACB as I can see them overtaking ILMN in a few years.

plan 1 = gme mooneth next week

plan 2 = gme sinketh next week and i lose everything

>>25744268
I dropped 2k (40% of my portfolio) into SPY calls expiring Monday that I bought Friday

where can you find out the underlying beta for options on a certain stock?

>>25746623
Haven't seen baggie in days now. I think he legitimately may have drank himself to death.

>>25746712
That's one of those gook skin masks isn't it?

>>25746541
Why am I so attracted to hot pregnant chicks?

kek the US is dead
buy chink stocks

>>25745578
I'm trying to read the brothers karamazov and moby dick but /smg/ eats up all of my bookreading time. Fuck you

>>25746729
>2k (40% of my portfolio)

>>25746644
It is

>>25745578
The titles of porns I’m about to jerk to

>>25746359
Id probably just liquidate 1million and invest it in equities

>>25746692
>>25746737
kinda miss his shitposts.

>>25746763
take the preggo pill.

>>25746644
During 2018 the demand for GPUs driven by the crypto craze disappeared and NVDA fell by about 50%
This time however NVDA has remained flat since September so I don't know how it will play out.
Maybe they are managing it differently this time or the market is more wary of pushing the price higher because of another bubble.

>>25744433
Paper hands

>>25746847
Baggie drunk was something I lived for. It's so cringe it makes you laugh. Baggie is probably the most normie person here.

>>25746847
I'm 99% sure that Baggie is just posting under the name 'Quasar' now

I shoudn't have sold my MARA weeklies FUCK. BTC is climbing towards 41,000 this weekend. Oh well still have my February 2021 calls.

Any of you guys going to buy MARA calls when IV cools down (its 300%+) or are you guys going to ape in next week

>My fiancé is demanding I buy a $350k house,
>She isn’t having it demanding a house.
Id never choose to spend my life with someone with demands like this
>thats why youre alone, yadda yadda adult relationship yadda yadda compromises

>>25746712
Some JPM insiders told me they're going to sink GME next week.

>>25746923
oh yeah i saw that youre right , saw someone call him out. idk why he doesnt just go full anon. He has vpns and probably takes up 50% of these threads some days

>>25744835
Very sad!
I'm balls deep in PLTR

>>25746967
ya probably i wouldnt doubt it

those fuckers are like oh good news? lets fucking short it at open for millions of dollars

>>25745421
Unironically kill her (in runsecape)

>>25744268
I have that picture too! Heres another

GameStop more like PoopStop.

>>25746923
That would make sense

>>25746925
Only gots them shares. Feelsgood

>>25745578
The new trading for a living and Lotr: tfotr on audio tape

>>25746939
>fiancé
>cohabitating
if you're not into 2D girls only you're never going to make it
3D women only want to drain your energy and wallet, they are literally agents of destruction

In 2008 CLF spiked. In 2011 CLF spiked again. Now we're starting the uptrend for the 3rd CLF spike. History repeats. Look at the chart. Look at history. The chart foretells it.. It also foretells what happens if you hang on to long.. Get you money and get out before the fall.

Palantir more like Poopin' Tier.

>>25747090
pallet tirds

>>25746939
Nah you’re right. I rather be with someone submissive who goes along with whatever decisions I make instead of injecting her toxic femininity

>>25747079
L-shaped recovery is coming tho

>>25746925
I fomo-ed into MARA on Friday close. I know Im so fuckin late.
Im timing anything - will wait until BTC crash and then im selling while its crashing. Hope is that the gains will outweigh the crash damage.

AT&T more like A Poo & Pee.

>>25746088
>MARA calls are really all you need at this point.
The issue is that entering into MARA calls in the next couple weeks will mean insanely high IV. Premiums are rape but they could be worth it if BTC really does hit 50k soon like people are saying it will.

>>25747121
>I fomo-ed into MARA on Friday close. I know Im so fuckin late.
You did the right thing, based off BTC and MARA's afterhours movement . FUCK i sold me weeklies.....goddamnit.
I want to buy MARA shares so badly but I feel like I'd be buying the top so instead i bought pennyshits like BFARF and ARBKF

>>25746925
I bought MARA weeklies before close. I said I wouldn't ape in but I did anyway.

>>25747127
What a meme dividends are. Think about it. There are cucks here that are happy with their $500 a year dividend payouts when there are brainlet thots just buying Tesla and outperforming their yearly gains in a matter of weeks.

I'm Coca-Cola and produced a new ad. How does TDD help me now? I'm trying to understand their business model.

>>25747193
tesla and bitcoin are similar in that theyre both meme tokens that arent based on reality but they go up forever because theyre fucking built into the matrix

>>25747121
>Im timing anything - will wait until BTC crash and then im selling while its crashing.
Who is to say BTC or MARA will crash anytime soon? It is climbing to $28 after hours from $26 on Friday at close and institutional traders have BTC price targets way higher than 45k or 50k

>>25745578
Technical analysis for dummies

>>25747079
alright, I am in for 600$

>>25747252
Please stop wasting your time.

>>25747066
Now that's based
>>25745421
Good lord, Anon

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You know you live /Smg/ when you keep typing it into the pol search tab by mistake.

How do you guys see the market performing in 2021? When will all the unemployment, foreclosures, and evictions catch up to us? Will the S&P 500 keep pumping? I’m really hesitant to buy more VOO at $350. I’ve mostly been buying PFF and QYLD.

>>25747252
You're reading a dumbed down version of meme lines, which are shilled to dumb people as a way to predict the markets. You might as well just throw that book in the trash.

>>25747304
Stay in /pol/ you disgusting newfag.

>>25747304
Are those retards still living in la la land and think the Trump concession video was a deepfake?

>>25747121
O mean is that even coming? I was watching TSLa for three weeks, expected a dip. Yesterday i bought one stock for 879 and i expect it to double. Is that a fomo? I dunno but i fucking want to have that stock. I want Starlink stock as soon as it hits the market. A lot of it.

>>25747328
I'm not a /pol/tard but the video seemed uncanny. At a minimum it was heavily airbrushed in post-production.

>>25747065
You think the ruskie guy who wrote the book can actually trade?

>>25747436
>At a minimum it was heavily airbrushed in post-production.
By God......this might....be....it.....

>>25747308
I think 2021 is going to be good. I'm at $70k, hoping to get it to $250k

Will TSLA keep climbing?
Should I just fuck it and buy a Bull X6 ETF on monday?
Worst that could happen is a knockout if TSLA goes red a few days in a row and I lose my investment, but I don't think I'll put in more than $800 into the ETF.

>>25747317
I want to reach that conclusion by myself as i am learning to dyor everything. It helps me a lot getting into the game. Like there is still so much i don't know. Today i literally googled what is ETF.. but i will get there. Still have lots of time thanks to covid...

>>25747328
It’s a lot worse, I think they are all Qtards. They think trump is playing like 1000D chess. I just use it for Brit pol.

>>25747180
ye i have this.. condition where i never buy stocks that are good if its already mooning, because I dont wanna buy at the top. And then i just watch stuff like TSLA and PLUG go up for months.

Yesterday i decided to try doing the opposite and see where it takes me, and bought MARA and PLUG.

>>25744355
These connections are interesting, but they put it in the bio on purpose to pump the stock. It's not a good enough reason to buy on it's own; there are lots of connections like this especially to TSLA now that it is a such a hype train

>>25747252
I've always thought so too, but I decided to give it a shot after that fib line anon gave me some pointers. MARA followed my meme lines literally all fucking week. Was able to scalp 1k on Friday alone swinging some shares and calls. Each time it would stop at the resistance lines I was amazed.

>>25747241
Institutions with their price targets doesn't mean shit though, the fact that they are trying to price Bitcoin out of all the things aswell is just weird

>>25747458
Hehe yeah, everyone is getting rich this year just like in 2008. We might finally make it bros.

>>25747458
Just put your money into TSLA. Instead of investing in any ETF (tech or multisector) I just dumped 70% of my portfolio into TSLA and its outpaced any returns. instead of investing in ETF's just invest in the bluechip stock the ETF is known for itself.

>>25747519
Yeah, I think it might be time to double down on MARA, and if not then RIOT. I wonder how RIOT will do in coming weeks in light of MARA's monster run.

What was the reason for the AH TSLA dip? Also predictions for EOW 1000?

do you guys have any good stock learning book suggestions?
Preferably ones that talk mostly about short term gain or at least minimal talking about long term.

>>25746706
PACB has no chance of overtaking Illumina.

Illumina was going to acquire them before they realized they didnt want to acquire dog shit, so they let them go.

>>25747458
TSLA literally only goes up, but I'm too much of a pussy to buy any of these calls.

>>25747550
>Institutions with their price targets doesn't mean shit though
Wrong
>the fact that they are trying to price Bitcoin out of all the things aswell is just weird
Not weird at all, people want an alternative to fiat

>>25747522
They also both are working on hvacs, is that a coincidence as well. I think once the mine shows it can be profitable TSLA might buy them. Tesla is looking for mines.

>>25747570
Go back to sleep bobo. Unless a meteor falls out of the sky the markets ain't crashing anytime in the coming year.
The bubble will pop, you're right about that. But not anytime soon.
>>25747571
It's just that putting the money into the ETF has a much higher return than outright investing into TSLA, and it also costs less.
I'd rather swing trade than just dump my money into a stock and waiting.
I've been going back and forth between $3k and $7k since March last year, and most of my losses of because of meme stonks I did no DD on.
>>25747688
Same, I got scared of buying at $300 and it just kept going up.

>>25747661
What's short term to you

>>25747570
They have earnings on the 29th, there is no way that they outperform traditional car manufacturers (VW sales are down and they outperform Tesla in key EV regions). How can this stock not get crushed after earnings? They would have to show an insane amount of profits to justify the valuation. Imagine what happens if they report a loss.

I have no doubt that they will use some accounting shenanigans, but nonetheless they should get crushed after earnings.

Will be really interesting if the retail retards and WSBs option guys can pump the stock nonetheless.

>>25747734
Ok fren, just please take care of my daughter if it crashes on me.

>>25747688
>>25747734
What do you think TSLA will be at on 1/15?

>>25747746
month maximum

>>25747734
>It's just that putting the money into the ETF has a much higher return than outright investing into TSLA
No! The ETF has exposure to dogshit like INTC, etc etc.
>I've been going back and forth between $3k and $7k since March last year,
Bruh you have to be kidding me

>>25744355
Fuck off, retard.

NEW
>>25747849
>>25747849
>>25747849

>>25747779
Remember that Tesla is not just EVs, same as Starlink isn't ment as an alternative ISP for hipsters.

Fresh bred
>>25747527

>>25747811
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if it hits $1000 next week

>>25747830
>No! The ETF has exposure to dogshit like INTC, etc etc.
But it doesn't?
It's a leveraged certificate, google searching this term returns information on ETFs.
>>I've been going back and forth between $3k and $7k since March last year,

>>25747689
How the fuck is that wrong? Go back to 2019 or even early 2020 and most of them either said that it was going to 0 or it would be overtaken by a better cryptocurrency. Them giving it such a lofty target is more of a bearish thing than bullish

>>25747956
No, the fact that institutions are now invested makes it far less likely to fall down. There are price floors now based on buy walls.

>>25747894
Where are you pulling that data?

>>25747861
Retards cant even look at the catalog, theres been a new thread for over 10 minutes before you post.

>>25747686
Nice FUD the deal was terminated due to ILMN having a monopoly on short and long reads. Also notice how Cathie Wood doesn't have a single share of ILMN in any of here ETFs but has PACB in ARKG and ARKK, I would rather trust ARK then a random /smg/ poster.

https://www.genengnews.com/news/illumina-pacbio-scrap-1-2b-merger-citing-continued-uncertainty/

>>25747997
Buy walls?? Buy or sell walls doesn't mean shit kek'd. Also, how does it make it less likely? You would know by next quarter if they sold or not, they would dump on your ass with massive profit and you would just sit there hoping that price would recover since you probably just bought in

>>25745217
>>25745930
based and cunnypilled

>>25748009
Some dude that posts it for free on twitter.

>>25747066
based

>>25748126
>cunny
I'm more of a used goods guy but thanks

>>25746764
They said this about japan in the 90s; frankly I'm not convinced