/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25728411
Why are housewives twerkin like sheboons?

Look at Amy Coney Barret go

>>25728411
SIRS THE TIME OF SATOJ IS NOW SIRSSSSSS

>>25728458
But WHY is Bitcoin SV climbing and BTC falling?

>>25728474
BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUEEEE CRYPTO SIRS THAT IS BITCOIN SV SIRS THE CASE WILL BE COMPLETED SIRS AND MANY RUPEE WILL BE CREATE WHEN CRAIG DUMPS THE BTC SCAM RUPEE

>>25728543
Serious answer please. Are they not tied to one another?

>>25728567
ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill.
there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

>>25728567
>Asking about BSV
>Wants serious answers

Pick one

>>25728680
Well people are buying it right now, so...

>>25728695
>>25728567
Are they not tied to one another?
SIRS I AM WILLING TO WAGER YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ON THIS BOARD MORE THAN A WEEK AND YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW CRYPTO WORKS SIRS

>>25728411
is your chart upside down?

>>25728411
name ?

>>25728411
Stiff!

>>25728411
> the modern female mating dance involves an elaborate set of moves intended to prove no penis has been tucked anywhere.

>>25729140
Amy Coney Barrett, lol.

>>25729182
>Stiff!
Same, NGL.

>>25728946
Up 10% in one day, homes.

Why?

Everything else is crashing.

>>25729368
>Up 10% in one day, homes.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Everything else is crashing.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>25729368
Okay here is something, if you go to the archive and look at the Bitcoin org website back in 2009 you will see Satoshi left his signature and a PGP key. Now what's interesting is when you highlight the URL link it brings up a 2009 link, expect when you click on that link the key and URL defaults to 2013.
>Hint if you are too lazy or stupid to follow and since I'm in a good mood, watch the last 5 minutes of The Original Whitepaper Theory of Bitcoin video

>>25728411
why does she look sad