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25706264 No.25706264[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I hate living in this shithole and i cant wait to leave soon.

Let all your hate out german friends

>> No.25706318

Serves you right. When do i get my grandfathers bike back?

>> No.25706350

>>25706264
Germany =//= Islam

>> No.25706394

Hamburg is a shitty city

>> No.25706488

I understand, losing 2 wars in a row then being legally conquered by Turkey

>> No.25706661

living in dresden isnt that bad
but the mentality of the average german is giga cucked

>> No.25706695

>>25706264
Where do you live anon?

>> No.25706712

>>25706264
I don't hate Germany, but I hate the BRD. The BRD is not germany, it is a roach and nigger infested shithole largely inhabited by genetic abominations that Adolf forgot to gas.

>> No.25706809

>>25706264
Why? I can't wait to move there

>> No.25706812

>>25706264
also can't wait that you leave soon. germany is by far the best country in the world and you don't belong here.

>> No.25706834

>>25706809
where are you from?

>> No.25706848
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25706848

I want to meet a qt frauline to help me with my german.

>> No.25706862

>>25706264
>be me
>eastern yuropoor BVLL
>germanon leaving
>finally can take his place in germany
Feels good

>> No.25706891

>>25706809
We are full, stay where you are.

>> No.25706905

>>25706394
This. Might be the worst big city in Europe

>> No.25706924

>>25706862
Based.

>> No.25706973

>>25706350
Wrong

>> No.25707087

>>25706264
I like germany, have alot of family there that I visit regularly. Honestly I was thinking of moving there within the next few years, is it that bad?

>> No.25707106

>>25707087
it's a big country

>> No.25707157

>>25707106
I spend most of my time, and most of my relatives live in and around Bamberg. Bavaria in general is beautiful.

>> No.25707177

>>25706905
Dresden is cool? I live in Wroclaw and never visited. Think I will come for a few days in summer if the virus fucks off.

>> No.25707186

>>25706905
Berlin is waaaaaaaay worse. London is the worse capital in Europe desu.

>> No.25707253

>>25706848
They are too busy banging black dudes and Arabs. They don't want to waste their time teaching German to a autistic retard with a small penor.

>> No.25707273

>>25707186
Paris and London are both shit, I think Paris has a edge over London for its nigger shanty towns.

>> No.25707281

>>25707186
Nah that's Paris , the biggest shit hole of the EU

>> No.25707307

better than england.

>> No.25707318

>>25706695
south west germany, full of niggers

>> No.25707426

Worst country in Europe, invited 1 million muslims in and tried to push them to others.

Also the most cucked country by far, no real opposition at all, totally demoralized

>> No.25707445

>>25707318
better than ruhrpot

>> No.25707468
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25707468

>>25706264

Merkel said it herself a few years ago Famous quote "Wir schaffen das" hehe

>> No.25707790

>>25707177
depends what you want
good history and buildings (all the Imperial stuff like the frauenkirche or semperoper),
night clubs are garbage, alot of niggers in city center but not that many in other places

a shit ton of college students

>> No.25707977

>>25706264
Everybody always shits on small or poor countries, but at the end of the day were probably the comfiest ones on here.

>> No.25708174

>>25706264
we are all german

>> No.25708376
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25708376

I dunno I just want to marry some petite blonde and have a normal life while having casually some fun in the stock, that’s all I want

>> No.25708508

I thought germanbros don't pay taxes for crypto gains?An you guys supposly have the best coca cola because of your water supply. This must stand for something right?

>> No.25708529

>>25707977
>Everybody always shits on small or poor countries, but at the end of the day were probably the comfiest ones on here.
unironically this
Im German and used to live in the czech republic for a while. the people were friendly, the girls were hot and MUCH nicer than back home, barely any foreigners except vietnamese (no arabs and blacks), eating/drinking out was cheap. I loved it. germany is a first wolrd hellhole with all the drawbacks (high taxes, overregulated nanny state) and few benefits (so expensive you can barely make money unlik a place like USA or switzerland). id honestly rather live in a small poor country where people at least are not 100% cucked and just live their lifes

>> No.25708759

>>25706264
THESE DEDICATED ANTI-GERMAN THREADS ARE DEMOTIVATIONAL PROPAGANDA

don't get sucked up by these people meine Brüder

>> No.25708875

Funny how no one ever speaks a lick of German in all threads supposedly by Germans hmmmm

>> No.25709009

>>25707177
Breslau is an amazing city. I would not bother to go to Dresden if I lived in Breslau.

>> No.25709063
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25709063

>>25706264
be happy you're not Swedish

>> No.25709068

>>25708875
es ist fast so als wäre die amtsprache auf /biz/ englisch...

>> No.25709196

>>25706834
balkans, but in EU

>> No.25709368

>>25707253
What about and autistic retard with a big penor?

>> No.25709508

>>25709063
>church taxes
they deserve every goatfucker

>> No.25709577
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25709577

>mfw german wagecucks wake up every day early in the morning to support niggas and lazy shitskins with government bux
>mfw niggas and shitskins rape, kill and fuck your women while wagecuck is working
>mfw your cuck government can not kick them out of your country
>mfw your country will transform slowly into an absolute shit hole
>mfw you can not do anything about it
>mfw i am living a comfy life in a based country without niggas and shitskins
>mfw my 8/10 gf sucks my cock everyday

>> No.25709579

>>25706264
The thing is, where the fuck do you wanna leave to?
>USA
fucked
>Canada
fucked
>Australia
fucked
>Uk
lmao
Basically most majority white countries are somewhat fucked. And its only a matter of time until Poland, Hungary and Russia turn also into Niggerloving liberal shitholes.

>> No.25709630

>>25709068
Good boy

Idk Germany is a beautiful country but like exhibit A above they like to follow too much. In 1940s that would be gassing Jews, in 2010s+ that would be turning boys into girls and inviting refugees.

Where is das common sense?

>> No.25709700

>>25706264
How much did you pump into WDI yesterday anon?

>> No.25709723

>>25706264
The Jews did that

>> No.25709758

>>25709579
Exactly this mein Bruder. Switzerland seems to be the only viable option.

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25709779

>>25706264
Why are there so many germany threads on /biz/? Is it because we get taxraped the most? Is it because investing of any kind (except for a Bausparvertrag) is considered fringe and dubious?

>> No.25709875

>>25709779
>>25709577
And why is there always some LARPer spamming his cuck fantasy in them

>> No.25709977
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25709977

>>25706264
Ich bin die Michelhassfäden leid, Bernd. Ernsthaft, wer meint, Deutschland sei ein schlechtes Land, hat sich nie ernsthaft mit Vergleichen beschäftigt.

Deutschland hat faktisch zahllose Vorzüge, auch, wenn die speichelspritzenden Michelhasser sich derer nicht bewusst waren, werden sie diese kaum widerlegen können:

- Deutschland hat moderate Lebenshaltungkosten
Vergleicht man mit anderen entwickelten Ländern und nicht mit Dreckslöchern a la Bulgarien, wo vielleicht 10% der Bevölkerung den deutschen Mindestlohn verdienen, ist das Leben hier nicht sonderlich teuer. Jeder, der einmal bei westeuropäischen Nachbarn unterwegs war, kann das bestätigen. Vor allem Lebensmittel sind hier konkurrenzlos günstig, ohne an Qualität einzubüßen (Franzosen, Niederländer und selbst Schweizer fahren in Grenzregionen zum Einkaufen hierher).

- Deutschland hat hohe Löhne
Die durchschnittlichen Bruttolöhne von €4000/Monat liegen über z. B. dem britischen oder niederländischen und werden nur von einer Handvoll Länder weltweit überboten. Beim Vergleich mit Luxemburg/Schweiz/Norwegen muss man die exorbitanten Lebenshaltungskosten berücksichtigen. Es gibt kein Land, welches wesentlich höhere Löhne als DE zahlt und dabei nicht wesentlich teurer ist.

- Deutschland ist hochinnovativ und wettbewerbsfähig
Für ein so kleines Land beherbegt Deutschland eine Rekordzahl international führender Konzerne: neben den global bewunderten Automarken Mercedes, BMW, VW und Audi auch Siemens, Bosch, SAP, BASF, DHL Group und tausende mittelständische Hidden Champions. Zahllose global wichtige Erfindungen und geistige Bewegungen wurden hier gemacht/angestoßen.

>drinb4 Bezahlschreiber
Die aufgelisteteten Stärken Deutschlands sind nicht der Merkel-Administration der GmbH zu verdanken, sondern hauptsächlich der Tatsache, dass Deutschland schon seit dem Mittelalter ein innovatives und produktives Land war und bleibt.

>> No.25710007

Sparkasse forced me to close my account today because I cashed out too much gains: "money laundering". Fucking sucks, dunno what to do now

>> No.25710046

>>25709368
Nope

>> No.25710115

>>25707977
For me it's cities in Spain with 100k inhabitants. Peak soul. Viva Franco.
Can't wait to leave this german shithole behind forever, let the balkan slavs inherit this place and turn it into even more of a mediocre depressing shithole, so they feel just like at home.

>> No.25710151

>>25710007
I mean my plan is to contact some attorneys to defend me and find me a new bank - I did nothing shady and properly, telling them beforehand and everything, yet the fuck me hard. Scared to cash out more now

>> No.25710171

Left Germany in 2005 for work reasons.
Lived in the UK for two years
>nice taxation but retarded people
Lived in Portugal for three years
>fucked some nice woman but you have to bribe literally everyone
Lived in Arabia for one year
>Shitskins and slavery
Various other countries
>Either the government is dysfunctional, the people are retarded or the infrastructure is unusable
>usually pick two

Moved back into Germany in a quiet village in Hessia and never been more happy.
Move out of the country, live there for a few years and finally see how good Germany actually is

>> No.25710260

>>25709977
Bezahlschreiber

>> No.25710273

>>25709977
>deutschland innovative

cant even setup their own 5G network, has to beg the chinks to help them

>Siemens, Bosch, SAP, BASF

Literal boomer companies that are only relevant in Germany

>global bewunderten Automarken Mercedes, BMW, VW und Audi

Literally the only thing keeping the german economy afloat is their car brands. And Tesla alone is worth more than all of them COMBINED.

>> No.25710283

>>25708508
It's usually the low IQ nocoiner germans that don't even know about 0% crypto tax that complain

>> No.25710399

>>25710171
Scheiß auf die Hessenspastis

>> No.25710446

>>25710399
Nice coping

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25710459

>>25710151
I think I spooked the boomer manager of the bank, who directly associated "bitcoin" to money laundering - I didn't even trade BTC, but it's all the same to them; any advice from germabros? pls hlp

>> No.25710482

>>25710171
>Hessia

Why would you move to the kentucky of germany?? You enjoy being among white trash and shitskins??

>> No.25710564

>>25710007
>>25710151

>having an account at boomerkasse

>> No.25710582

>>25709579
Australias not fucked its fucking based as fuck faggot fuck off

>> No.25710619

>>25710564
Fuck I'm a dirty foreigner and didn't know any better. Shopped around for a new bank but the crypto friendly ones look rather shady... Any tips? I would really appreciate it frens

>> No.25710621

>>25710482
White trash can be found anywhere. I have some relatives here and enjoy the Scenery a lot (near Westerwald, so lots of forest), the people I interact with are very nice. No refugees here, either.

Cant get any better.

>> No.25710647

>>25709009
Yeah its comfy except for air pollution this time of year.

>> No.25710745

>>25709579
I'm visiting poland when I make it

t. black anon

>> No.25710770

>>25709579
HK (even with the national security law it's better than the west), Japan (if you know the language), Taiwan, Czech Republic, Estonia, even Malta

The west is on a total free fall, even here in Finland sadly. Planning on getting out in the next few years

>> No.25710942

German hate threads are atleast better than the ever repeating "ich hab jetzt 1 Jahr meine 2 satoshis gehalten, kann ich jetzt outcashen ohne steuern!??!" threads

>> No.25711231

>>25706394

Hamburg is literally a hotspot for gays
I know 2 people in my company who turned out gay coming from there. Thank god im getting in an other department soon


I also applied for a greencard last year, wish me the best luck amerifags. 10k$ is also ready for the embassy interview and shit
Just wanna leave this country for good and move to canada near us city so much

>> No.25711242

>>25710273
Tesla isnt worth XXX billion you know that right? That is just what people trade their shares for on the stock market, Teslas intrinsic value is miniscule, its technically a 20 billion dollar company if it was fairly valued.

>> No.25711265

>>25709977
>Deutschland hat moderate Lebenshaltungkosten
Hier aufgehört zu lesen. Zurück nach reddit mit dir

>> No.25711332

>>25710619
Comdirect has few Girokonto
There is Fidorbank (I recently learned about them), their giro is free if you have 10 movements on your account and they natively are online but offer service via partners, they are early crypto adopters.

Check those out.

>> No.25711343

>>25710273
you are another level of retard

>> No.25711362

ach unzöl

>> No.25711400

>>25710273
>Literally the only thing keeping the german economy afloat is their car brands. And Tesla alone is worth more than all of them COMBINED.
hyper brainlet

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25711431

Why is Berlin such a poorfag shithole? Literally the worst city of Germany.

>> No.25711451

>>25710582
>be Australian
>be arrested for enjoyment of a motor vehicle

>> No.25711555

>>25711332
Thank you, tried fidor, which is the bank used by kraken but it's taking a while to get verified. It's the second time Comdirect is recommended to me, I'll check it out thank you

>> No.25711605

>>25710007
Fuck, i'm at Sparkasse too. How much did you cash out?

>> No.25711667

>>25709977
- Deutschland hat hohe Löhne
Davor sind die steuern auch dementsprechend hoch

- Deutschland hat moderate Lebenshaltungkosten
has to be bait

>> No.25711748

>>25711605
200k first, told them beforehand by chat and it went through, then the second time 200k again. This time I contacted my advisor first by email, telling him that I was about to do it, he sent me a reply saying that we had to talk face to face. Went to see him, he told me I have bad news, we have to close your account today, orders of my boss's boss. We don't accept "bitcoin transaction" or whatever. I was planning to cash out from kraken like the first time. My advisor's boss was looking at me like I was a criminal or something, super unpleasant desu

>> No.25711777

>>25710942
kek.

>> No.25711843

>>25711748
Thanks for the info, that's scary! Guess i'll have to switch to a new crypto friendly bank as well ...

>> No.25711860

>>25711748
did you pay taxes on that?

>> No.25711873

>>25711748
>My advisor's boss was looking at me like I was a criminal or something, super unpleasant desu

Would've told them to go fuck themselves if they didn't want my 200k eating up 1% interest fee on their girokonto.

>> No.25711907

>>25711748
To be very clear I didn't transfer the other 200k yet, but they told me to take out the first 200k out by sepa pronto to my other bank, and then my account will be closed asap. Now I'm worrying that the other bank is going to shut my account down as well, which is my main account at DB where I get my salary, pay rent, etc - I would be up shit creek if it would get closed too. I've contacted lawyers specialised in that stuff to see what I can do

>> No.25711942

>>25711860
Not yet, also I'm after the 1 year meme limit - I cashed out very recently, but am in contact with a Steuerberater to get everything done properly

>> No.25712032

>>25711873
Fair enough, but I was really like a rabbit in the headlights, super shocked wondering what I'm going to do and why I'm treated like I've just commited a heinous crime or something by selling memelink after 2 years

>> No.25712104

>>25712032
Hahahahahhahahahahahahhaha holy fuck you saved me. I was about to do the same lmao
Fuck boomers btw

>> No.25712109

>>25712032
Actually maybe they're linkies too and didn't appreciate me selling?

>> No.25712162

>>25707253
American hands typed this post

>> No.25712191

>>25712032
>Fair enough, but I was really like a rabbit in the headlights, super shocked wondering what I'm going to do and why I'm treated like I've just commited a heinous crime or something by selling memelink after 2 years


Don't be a scared cuck during these type of business meetings anon or you will get fucked over. Grow some balls and tell them if they don't want your money they should fuck off and pay you out in cash within 24 hours to fuck them up. Most faggots working at Sparkasse/Volksbank are senile old boomers that dont know what the internet is.

>> No.25712261

>>25711605
>>25710619
>>25710007
Ich weiß nicht ob ihr Bernds das verdient habt wenn man vergleicht was für faule Säcke hier sich nicht dem elementarsten Zeug befassen wollen.

Wenn ihr bei irgendeiner lokalen Sparkasse oder VR-Bank Buxtehude Nord seit was auch immer wechselt sofort zur Targobank, Deutschen Bank, Postbank oder was auch immer. Die angesprochenen „lokalen Banken” haben da ein Buhmer sitzen der für 5000 Bankkonten verantwortlich ist, demnach haben die viel mehr Zeit jedem einzelnen Scheiss nachzugehen. Außerdem kommt dazu das in solchen Banken der Großteil der Vermögenden auch Buhmer sind und da wie man weiß die auf diese Telefonabzocker Sachen besonders oft reinfallen, sind die da bei Geldbewegungen extra vorsichtig.

Bei den “großen Banken” kommt einmal hinzu das weniger Personal für mehr Leute verantwortlich ist und zudem der Kundenstamm viel vielfältiger ist. Da kommen Expats hin machen Kontos auf, da kommen Gastarbeiter aus dem Balkan machen Kontos auf, es wird viel aus dem Ausland ins Inland geschafft und umgekehrt. Um die großen Fischen die wirklich Illegales Zeug machen kümmern die sich, aber mit Kryptozeugs fällt man mehr im Geschehen unter - alles in einem Rahmen aber. Und natürlich wenn ihr auscasht, habt die Belege etc um das Finanzamt ruhig zu stellen.

>> No.25712290

>>25712191
Fair enough I guess I'm a bit of a big softy... Also I'm a frog and my command of German is not the best, so I'll probably sound more retarded than scary telling them this. Jeez man... Also I went there thinking that I would just need to tell them the sort of trades I did and got ambushed, still no excuse tho

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>>25706264

>> No.25712301

>>25712191
I would pay to see the reaction.

>> No.25712399

>>25712261
Thanks fren that's very useful. Sorry I'm not a native so I had to use Google translate for some of your post, but that makes a lot of sense. I do have an account at DB, so maybe I can just use that, we will see, I'll see with the attorney I've approached what the best way forward is

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25712519

>>25706264
Im german and I feel the same way, moving out with ma gf

>> No.25712634

>>25706264
Serves you right. Why didn't you win WW2 and Holocaust for real?

>> No.25712657

>>25708529
THIS

>> No.25712688

>>25707318
stuttgart region?
>>25707977
i live in germany, but my family lives in chile. imo its so much nicer to have nice weather, beaches, no fucks given about weed, pretty much being able to be social with people instead of having ausgangsperre. You can have a gun and pay low taxes, its still a "poor" country, but it has its benefits

>> No.25712699

>>25711907
>>25711748
Did you buy the BTC on kraken too?
Can't you literally just send them your kraken history? Should be very simple
-Bought BTC
-Sold BTC

I don't understand how they can close your account or why you would even need a Steuerberater

Damn, I am planning to cash out soon and am also at Sparkasse (my main konto is there) and this makes me quiet nervous

Do you have any way I could contact you?

>> No.25712781

>>25712162
I'm german unironically

>> No.25712823

>>25712699
I did most of my trades between bitpanda and kraken, but also bought 10 bitcoins 10 years ago for like 70 euros. In retrospect I don't understand neither that there was absolutely no rule for négociation, but I only used this account for crypto stuff and maybe that's what spooked them. Maybe make a burner email in case you wanna chat, or maybe some discord server or something?

>> No.25712827

>>25712399
Most Sparkassen/Volksbanken are closing down now due corona and they are BEGGING people with free 100 euro deposits to open bank accounts with them. Just stop all communication with them and threaten them with legal action(they know you have the financial means for that) if they don't pay your 200k ASAP. And if that old boomer implies again that your 200k come from a illegal means, look him straight in the eyes and tell him if he says that again you will sue the shit out of him for defamation until he goes bankrupt and stocks shelfs at your local Netto. Most of these fags working at banks are little pussies that are used to cucked customers so they try playing tough.

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25712847

Black guy here. I’m currently learning german because I plan to move there and fuck your women.

>> No.25712898

>>25712827
Actually my advisor at sparkasse was a young guy and pretty cool, feeling sorry for the situation, but he had orders from his bosses boss. In regards to the money, I transferred it out by sepa to another bank account of mine, hopefully there won't be any issues. But now I'm wondering how to cash out the rest

>> No.25712912

>>25712847
Please do, our women are huge whores who love to take it up the ass and will drink your piss.

>> No.25712927

>>25712823
Msg me your Discord acc
bafabo1881@maksap.com

>> No.25712937

>>25712827
Also I'm indeed thinking about suing their ass, getting counsel to do so atm

>> No.25712971

>>25712109
lmao, that would be hilarious.
>you trying to dump your bags on us Anon?
U-uh uh what??!
>You've heard me!
U-uhm ich nicht gut sprechen deutsch...
>Oh, so it's money laundering then, throw him out Jens!
>>25711555
Sure man, I never cashed out on comdirect (which is where I have my account) but I am also on kraken and only hold the 'corn
Comdirect is also a more modern bank, Sparkasse and VR are utter trash, actually closed my account with VR recently too, because they demand like 5-10 bucks per month for a measly giro and have utter trash service. fuck these banks

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25712994

>>25712912
Yeah I heard. Can’t wait.

>> No.25713102

>>25712898
>>25712937

then tell them to pay you out in cash

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25713112

>>25712971

>> No.25713124

>>25712912
>>25712847
most german girls are very frigid, to call them whores in the sense that they fuck a lot is a big misrepresentation, they only like to tease and get drunk and stuff.

>> No.25713170

>>25713102
I already signed the sepa tho, that might have been a fuckup - but in any case all this money is legit so wtf

>> No.25713209

>>25713124
> very frigid, to call them whores in the sense that they fuck a lot
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.25713326

>>25706264
New Islamabad?

>> No.25713424

>bavarianfag here
>made nothing this bullrun
>wagecucking tomorrow as usual

>> No.25713433

>>25713170
its all good anon, dont fret, as long as you can show them your buy dates, nobody can hurt you here. Free, untaxed gains man, thats worth the few days of hassle, and you learned something from it as well

>> No.25713442

>>25710770
This. Taiwan is unironically a modern and beautiful heaven on earth.

>> No.25713471

>>25709368
Women don't like imaginary friends.

>> No.25713475

>>25713424
how? I am up 50% already.

>> No.25713482

>>25712927
Done if I didn't sneak a typo in there - I'm sparkassecuck

>> No.25713515

>>25709977
>Deutschland hat hohe Löhne
lmao das median netto einkommen liegt bei 1,600 euro
EINTAUSEND SECHS HUNDERT
da bleibt nach miete auto essen überhaupt nix mehr übrig
wie scheisse niedrig die detuschen löhne sind zeigt sich schon daran dass ihr spackos immer von brutto labert um noch zu copen. von deinen tollen 4k brutto bleiben dann etwas über 2k übrig. und der "durchschnitt" wird durch die ganzen reichen hochgezogen, der median liegt bei 1.6 netto. ein witz!
>deuschland ist hochinnovativ
ok bezahlschreiber, in deutschland passiert überhaupt nix mehr ausser boomer industrie und automobil und die werden von der regierung auch platt gemacht wos nur geht. an hightech kommt aus deutschland seit jahrzehnten überhaupt nix mehr

>> No.25713529

>>25713482
Saw, cant answer on this temp mail thing though
Cant you just add me with your normal discord acc?
If you want me to keep in touch using a throwaway email adress too I can guarantee you I will forget it by tomorrow and never check it

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25713570

>>25713433
Thank you fren I feel much better. It's true that in the end I have nothing to worry about, but instead of celebrating I have to mess around with shitty phone Id kyc apps.

>> No.25713618

>>25711748
dude get a lawyer if you have to and get your fucking money
this is not "bitcoin money" this is legal money from a reputable US company (kraken) that you will pay your taxes on and I would go ballistic if these boomers tried to fuck with my gains.

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25713670

>>25706264
Fuck. Yes fuck this country. It's only for autistic slaves. Anytime you want to build yourself, autistic slaves want to tear you down while complaining it's unfair. Politicians rape them in their ass everyday. Tax mismanagement. Government cucks anyone/business who is not affiliated with the people in power. After you go bankrupt, their friends come and take over your market like vultures. Seemingly they are okay with this, as long as it's a short bald dude with glasses feeding them obvious lies. They hate anyone who is even more slightly ahead of the pack. Meanwhile they sit on their ass and brainlessly wagecuck their entire lives.

Fuck this motherfucking land. I will run away first chance I get.

>> No.25713722

>>25713618
He won't pay any taxes on it
And I don't see much merit in trying to sue a huge bank
There is a good chance he will just pay out of his ass for his laywer who will make bank and will have nothing to show for in the end

I would probably just try to find another bank, negoiate it with them beforehand and have my piece

Laywers and tax accountants always want to drag you into useless battles, which is why Im very hesistant to go to them

t. dad was a laywer, granddad was a tax accountant

>> No.25713731

Roach here,planning to move to Germany because our money's value went to shit. Cant be worse than Turkey I hope.

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25713774

>>25713731
Hey come to Germany any time you want. The Ottomans already conquered Berlin long time ago. Did you miss the annual victory parade?

>> No.25713820

>>25713722
Thank you for that, I was indeed thinking it might be vain to sue them, however an advisor (and I've seen some that specialise in crypto) could probably guide me in regards to making sure I cover my ass properly with the Finanzamt, and in regards to finding a new bank?

>> No.25713878

>>25713529
Ok done sorry not super familiar with discord

>> No.25713910

>>25713820
you should have planned it with an account and called them before to explain the situation instead of just cashing out. you're supposed to know this newfag.
also cashing out now when the golden bull barely started... extremely stupid.

>> No.25713959

>>25713910
*with an accountant
you're supposed to crypto out for the incoming inflation, not to cash out.

>> No.25713968

>>25713820
Tbh I still dont see how you would need a tax advisor
Send them the transfer history of your purchases and your sell orders, I dont see how a tax accountant could do more than that
Maybe Im naive
Also you misspelled your discord acc in your email it seems like, I cant add you

>>25713910
>you're supposed to know this newfag.
How is anyone supposed to know that shit?

>> No.25714022

>>25713968
>How is anyone supposed to know that shit?
because it happened to a lot of people in crypto

>> No.25714026

>>25713910
You're probably more of a newfag than me but I did actually contact them beforehand to explain the situation, worked the first time while my banker was on holiday and I used the general help desk, didn't work the second when I contacted him directly. To be clear they got spooked after I contacted him this second time, and never cashed out the money to this account this second time, it's still on the exchange

>> No.25714035

>>25713774
These kind of people are the reason why I want to leave Turkey.Maybe its bcuz I surf /pol/ from time to time but I hate those "hurrr durrr Ottoman was great" roaches.
At least in Germany I wont be acting like I love Erdogan

>> No.25714078

>>25714026
Oh sorry I misread too. I did contact an accountant beforehand and they were extremely chill about it... Also I merely cashed out 25 percents of my stackerino

>> No.25714177

>>25714078
well, fuck them. are you sure you need the money now? why cashing out now when we know btc will hit >100k this year or the next

>> No.25714216

>>25714078
Got a little spooked by the tether fud desu

>> No.25714221

>>25706905
why?

>> No.25714253

>>25714177
I kinda want to nail some gains down into real estate, diversify and all this

>> No.25714315

>>25712781
Bro i havent seen a single decent woman walk around with niggers. Its only the fat ones that want kids and dont care about them being negros

>> No.25714352

>>25714253
If you are completely balls deep into crypto it is probably a good thing to diversify a little, even if there is probably more upside atm
Also you want to try to resend your discord name again? You mustve mispelled it

>> No.25714443

Germany should have been divided into microstates after ww2. A Europe centred around German short-termism and poor planning has always meant bad times for the entire continent.

>> No.25714510

>>25714352
Done there was indeed a typo

>> No.25714874

>>25714035
Nationalists are braindead idiots everywhere. I dont have a problem with turkish people at all, would be hypocritical, my girlfriend and future wife is german-turkish.
Hope you will find it good here

>> No.25715121

>>25713820
I have an account with Sparkasse and might cash some out there. I know my advisor & have talked to him about it, & he mentioned that if you keep more than 100k in your account, they're going to start charging you I think 0.5% a year or something. Just something to bare in mind. There's no point keeping big chunks of fiat in the bank long term. Figuring out wealth management is something I intend to tackle this year, we could do with some threads on it since other anons are bound to face the same issues

>> No.25715136

>>25706264
I don't know. Living with around €100k salary seems pretty decent here, comparing to the east slav shithole I have moved from.

>> No.25715335

>>25715121
Yups makes a lot of sense - I was planning to invest it very soon actually, then this shit happened. Thanks for the heads-up

>> No.25715561

>>25714035
Stay home we have more then enought of you.
I even like you turks as long as you are not coming

>> No.25715594

>>25714874
Thanks man,appreciate it

>> No.25715631

>>25715335
Depending on how much you have to cash out you could look at private banks or talk to people like UBS. My experience with Sparkasse & deutsche bank is that is you have any amount over 50k they look at you like youre an alien. They don't know how to deal with big amounts. Communication is the key though. A bank is an important relationship you should cultivate. But my goal is to cash out 6-8million and I'd rather be doing it with an institution that deals with wealthy clients

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>>25706264

>> No.25715778

>>25706848
>qt frauline
eine derart fundamentalisierte ausdrucksweise ist äußerst selten anzutreffen, liebe landsmenschschwuchtel.

>> No.25715865

>>25706862
Cringe

>> No.25715895

>>25715631
Ok that makes a lot of sense, maybe I should realise that at this level you have to deal with different institutions as you said, but desu Deutsche Bank is quite faceless to me, I don't have one particular banker assigned to me

>> No.25715949

>be American girl living in Germany
>start dating a German guy
>he seems cool, we get along
>turns out he was a weird fascist that is into Evola and Nazis

I thought that shit was supposed to be illegal there

>> No.25716086

>>25715895
Yeah same here with Deutsche, I don't have anyone to talk to either. Deutsche Bank are the worst bank I've used desu, I dont like them at all. Might not have a choice but to cash out to them though, but as soon as it starts to get real with my gains, I'm going to talk to some financial advisors and other banks. Credit Suisse are another you can try. You can never have too much info & advice from different people. All of this is to be done as preparation before cashing out though

>> No.25716220

Yes maybe I was too gung-ho and didn't prepare enough - however, it went well the first time, so I was quite taken aback when suddenly they kick me out. I still have some to cash out, so I'll get some advice as soon as possible to stabilise this shitty situation

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25716252

>>25715949
Post Vagene

>> No.25716285

>>25706264
great window panes, though

>> No.25716534

>>25715949
based boyfriend

>> No.25716556

>>25706264
Then go back to the middle east.

>> No.25717016

>>25716086
>>25716220