/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>2568917
he looks like a autistic alien

>>2568917
This almost gave me a heartattack. Leave Vitalik alone!

>>2568951
>implying he isn't

wtf is with the eth FUD all the sudden just because it's been dipping for a few days. It's a sure bet to at least get to $500 as anything else in crypto.

>>2568917
Buy right now you clueless cuck, WE ARE IN A DIP.

>>2568951
No way, he's a solid ten. I have jizz in my pants for looking at pic related for too long.

>>2568978
I've been waiting for over a day to transfer my ETH from Cuckbase to Bittrex.
I've lost faith in Ethereum.

>>2569014

With all the new ICOs on the horizon, it's only going to get worse

>>2568978
>It's a sure bet to at least get to $500

people have been saying this for months

>>2568917
Is this shooped?

>>2569134

no, that's what he actually looks like.

>>2569114
Look at a 3 month graph of ethereum and tell me why this kind of stabilization around 300 is any reason to get out forever

>>2568917
wait. hold the fuck up

are all those holocaust pics just vitalik photoshoped in? literally, what the fuck

>>2569180
It's real, believe it or not.

>>2569180
vitalik is a 200 years old jew and survived the holocaust

>>2569148
>>2569134
>>2568917
When was this pic taken. No way. If this is legit recent pic I'm selling right now. Has to be photoshopped. lol right lmao right lmfao right ?

>>2568951
That's why he created ETH. Because he is an E.T. Human.

>>2569277
Bruhhhhh I just need to know if pic is real.

>>2569260
It's real. Sorry...

>>2569134
>>2569148
>>2569260
his jaw was shooped to look smaller. vitalik has a massive hunter gatherer jaw.

>>2569364
they also shooped his frame to look smaller lmfao.

>>2569301
It's shooped.

>>2569105
>because nothing ever improves
being this shortsighted

I just bought in yesterday.

>>2569378
>>2569379
It isn't, look.

>>2569364
>tfw he still looks pathetic in the real photo

>>2569410
ETH FUDers in full damage control mode

>>2569492
>ETH FUDers
>implying anyone needs to FUD eth when it does it itself

>>2569492

>>2569529
stop it boyos

>>2569410
nigga you can see the table warping lol

>>2568917
this nigga lookin like Auschwitz
someone plz feed him

>>2569562
Can you do the same animation but faster?
That would be hilarious.

>>2569612

>>2569647

amazing facial structure, supposedly tall, young billionnaire. all he needs to do is fucking eat. but he's probably too high IQ to give a shit.

>>2568917
Fuck yeah, I bought most of it at $11. I'm not complaining

>>2569647
Cant breathe anons

>>2569676
Hmmm...

>>2568917
>>2569410
>>2569492
>>2569529
>>2569569
>>2569612
>>2569647
>>2569676
>>2569757

Holy fuck booys this is now a Vitalik shoop thread. Post your shoops of the guy whos gonna be fucking your daughters next year lol

>>2569819
>Vitalik
>Fucking my daughters

I wouldn't mind.

>>2568917
they are photoshopping his head larger. i know they are... i know they are...

>>2569819

>>2569676
He could be Chad.

>>2569911
He is chad in the head. look at his forehead. While you were hitting the gym, we was dreaming of mathematical formulas and making the jew angry by making their (((((dollars))))) obsolete

The fact that we know who vitalik is and who his team are puts Ethereum at a massive risk ,((they)) will destroy him if Ethereum becomes a threat

>>2569911
>mfw vitalik looks like a fucking holocaust survivor but regardless is rich enough to fuck your bitch

>>2569898
is that his mother or girlfriend or eth digger?

>>2570011
https://www.singularityweblog.com/vitalik-buterin-ethereum/

which crypto dev is the most attractive?

>>2570011

shes an investor in blockchain tech, i think

>>2570051
hawt

so that's how you get chicks
>become the creator of currency of the future

well, gotta go after LSD and Cocaine, so I can create currency, which is gonna be adopted after 100 years. Oh wait, I'll be dead and won't be able rub my stick in hot chicks, which will flock to me.

waiting for the next wave up to cash out

>>2570152
Tamara Haasen, maiden name Tamara Jolaine. She's not his girlfriend.

Where can I get this blue and red ETH shirt in the champagne pic?
Thats the real question.

>>2568917

>>2568917

buy antshares (neo) and hold for 6 months

chinese ethereum will make us rich

>>2570219
yeah, i knoe, she is still hawt ginger cuwtie

>>2570219
definitely a divorce material

>>2568917

Those cheap asians want my NEO now

>>2568917
Is this guy related to Michael J. Anderson?

eth will sink hard if you already made money jump out while you can

>>2571134
where is he and wtf is he wearing?

this guy legitimately gives me the creeps. like existential creeps

>>2571134
For the love of god let Eth crash and burn

>>2571191
>where is he
paradise
>and wtf is he wearing?
whatever the hell he wants

welcome to turbo autism

The phonecall that saved Cryptocurrencies.

Would you answer the call?

W-What do his parents look like?

>>2571134

>>2568917
I'm still throwing in $50 biweekly into Ethereum, been doing it since January 2016 and posting on /biz encouraging people to dollar cost average as well. Life is good boys.

>>2568917

>>2568978
>what's with all the fud

It literally dropped to 10¢, you mong. It's not FUD.

>>2573061
>on one exchange
>during a flashcrash
>thanks to weakhands setting up stoplosses

>>2573086
You know what doesn't flash crash?

>>2569647
holy shit kek

Anyone who put money in this scam after seeing this guy's face deserves to lose money

Sage

>>2570127
SWT dev

>>2573115
It's happened before and in some countries it's happened not too long ago and shit is real out there

Fuck yea im buying. Bots are just accumulating for now. Once the power brokers untether them its going to moon to 650+ Youve been warned.

>>2572812
>>2573027
Saved. You dun good, anon.

I lived in the same neighbourhood as Vitalik for a whike. I remember seeing him outside his house fewer than ten times. I eventually moved to Toronto with my parents but a few months before we moved I remember a particular night when a sudden beam of light shone down on the Buterin residence. I am convinced that Vitalik is sacred.

>>2571134
His dick is huge half way down his right leg

>>2574626
I'm not convinced it even has a dick.

>>2568917
nah man, that shit might as well not be real

>>2569014
Sure it's not shitbases fault?