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Anybody else looking forward to the Harris-Biden Administration? (Reminder if you question this, you're a violent extremist)
–Dems have full control of the House, Senate, and OO.
–Capital Gains will be raised to 40%.
>B-But only above 1 million dollars!
–When we all become millionaires this year thanks to Institutional FOMO and the hundreds of millions of newbies who've entered the market, you have two options:

1_a) Cash out and give half your fucking gains away to the parasites in Gov't to fund gender programs in Pakistan after soaking up the risk for a decade
1_b) Be left with a ~cool~ mil plus a little which has value of fuck all in a hyper-inflated economy, despite what the fucking Oreo-cookie sleeve, Kraft macaroni and cheese—CPIndex has to say.

2_) Continue to Hodl, and then be left holding the bag with all the newbies when all the institutions cash out in their tax havens and the price drops to 30k. At this point, you'll enjoy the privilege of eating Bugmeat™ steaks to save the environment, the low prices of which is all you can afford on the gracious UBI you're given thanks to the righteous green-energy subsidies bestowed on Bugmeat Inc.

Thanks, cheeto literally Hitler! ZZZzzzz.... screencap this post

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>>25697803
>Kraft macaroni and Cheese Index
Fucking lost it

>> No.25699330

So what are you going to do about the Dems stealing the election? Quietly sit and seethe because Romney said complaining isn't nice?

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>>25699330
I try to stay out of these pol level threads, because pic related, but the fact that Romney, ex-CEO of fucking Bain, was rebranded the moral center of the right wing still pisses me off to no end.
Romney personally destroyed far more lives that orange cheeto ever did, but no one cares, everything is about optics and nothing but optics in current year.

>> No.25699582

>>25697803
You never sell, you take out a SBLOC type loan on your bitcoin and get a tax free loan. *Insert insult*

>> No.25699626

>>25697803
You migatards are so salty lmao

>> No.25699657

>>25697803
*ahem*
Biden is a Nigger

>> No.25699679

>>25697803
thank God im not in the US. How about you anonymously sell into stablecoins and then cash out 1M per year? Also is everything taxed 40% or everything over 1M only

>> No.25699708

>>25697803
I plan on leaving the USA since it’s super cucked by libshits. Any recommendations?

The ultimate plan would be to somehow cash out only in another country while giving up citizenship. The USA is a fucking dumpster fire.

>> No.25699726
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25699726

>>25697803
back to /pol/ with you

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>>25699330
Sit on my ass, and look the other way when a real Populist Demagogue instead of a Reality TV star rises to power and puts you in camps.

>> No.25699881

>>25699726
>cherry-picking qtards on an anonymous, topic-free forum that services hundreds of thousands
top-quality argument.

>>25699536
this thread is only incidentally related to politics, Biden will have the reigns, so discuss the implications of his tax policy.

>> No.25699886

>>25699708
stay in muttland where you belong. we don’t want you kind coming over here, taking jobs and benefits, rinsing our healthcare system with your obesity. Why don’t you improve the shithole that is your country first instead of trying to leech off a superior one like a dirty immigrant?

>> No.25699924

>>25699785
I like how the peasants fight among themselves about such a scenario, thinking they aren't all considered the chaff regardless the party by those with power

>> No.25699981

>>25699881
>Sorry, but for the safety of our children and all of us, we see no other way than take 4chan offline.
Thanks in advance /pol/

>> No.25699984

>>25699924
i bet you're raising a single eyebrow right now

>> No.25700103

>>25699984
Pinky to lips too

>> No.25700136

>>25699981
If Biden ran his campaign with this as a pledge I would’ve voted for him as many times as the ballot duplicator would let me. 4chan sucks ass but I don’t have the willpower to stay away

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>>25699708
if you didn't leave before 2020 it's probably too late due to travel restrictions. iirc it's $15k to get into thailand right now. the exit tax for turning in your passport is also $4-6k.
you could try your luck in mexico. they don't extradite for taxes.

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>>25697803
go back to /pol/
>economy performs better during democratic administrations
or is that just more well documented quantifiable facts that are
>muh fake news!!! REEEEE!!

>> No.25700472

>>25700436
you will never be a woman

>> No.25700644

>>25700252
>Mexico
nice, I could settle for a qt latina braphog wife that cooks me all types of tortilla food. I’ll be she’d actually want kids too, unlike most wh*Te women.

>> No.25700813

>>25700436
Democrats tend to spend more, so that makes sense. The real factor would be to compare the stock market subtracting real inflation (not macaroni & cheese CPI) minus government spending. You would clearly see republicans winning that one.

>> No.25700880

>>25700644
you'll be fighting FATCA and CRS though.
people will say i'm insane for suggesting this, but what you do is find a woman in a foreign country and use them like the cayman islands. literally put every single asset in their name so you're clean on the books. the us federal government doesn't recognize common law marriages -- until you produce a child at which point you're considered married -- so that gives you some legal protection wherever you end up. that last point is critical because once they say you're married to a foreigner that opens up their finances for uncle sam's grubby jewish fingers.

>> No.25700897

>>25700472
you will always be a npc pawn devoid of critical thinking

>> No.25700977

I’m happy because there’s a good chance Biden/the dems are going to cancel a large portion (if not all) my student debts.
I pay 0 in us taxes and am also doing relatively well so I don’t even need it but it’s funny to me that Joe taxpayer is going to get cucked into retroactively me paying for me to do drugs and party for 4 years. Both parties are controlled by Jewish overlords so at the end of the day it doesn’t really matter who the figurehead is.

>> No.25701151

>>25700897
if you're an american and haven't planned an exit strategy at this point you're actually not going to make it.
estados unidos is a third world country and joe biden is the american boris yeltsin.

>> No.25701216

>>25700897
project harder, and don't forget to dilate

>> No.25701374

>>25699708
i'm wondering this myself. so far it looks like puerto rico and singapore are both good options for us.

>> No.25701601

>>25701374
Puerto Rico is tax free only for assets you bought while a citizen of Puerto Rico. Kind of sucks. So if we go there and cash out, we’ll still be cucked.

>> No.25701760

>>25701601
i'm literally ok with giving away 40% of my wealth if it means i can move to a country without niggers and katzenbergs