/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25660000

Checked quads. Don't get homie to buy he doesn't deserve it. Just let him stay poor. I don't care what he means to you.

>>25660000
Why don't you set him on fire? Mercy killing.

>>25660000
>Being friends with nocoiners

>>25660000
why do we want people like that in the citadels?
isn't he more of an "organ donor" kinda person?

>>25660000
sounds like a literal nigger
dont associate with niggers if you want to make it

>>25660000
is that a nigger

>>25660280
Kek

>>25660315
OP is probably a nigger too, but the one rare nigger on the right side of IQ bell curve

>>25660000
>300 sum

Yes, 300 thousand EOY

>>25660000
nice get.

advising friends to buy BTC at its ATH is something you should only do if you really don't like them.

Update

>>25660000
Why would I buy now that it can crash anytime now

>>25660464
>he keeps his money in a bank in 2021

>>25660464
Biztards rekt

>>25660464
just get him to put some money in bitcoin already

>>25660000
>talking to niggers

>>25660464
/biz/ BTFO

>>25660464
why does he store rubber bands in his bank?

>>25660464
>unironically keeping money at the bank
are normies this bad at investing

>>25660464
>bands

This absolute nigger

Send him here, tell him to make a thread. This will be hilarious

>>25660464
I made 200k in the last two days.

Tell him he's an idiot.

>>25660720
You're gonna lose that even faster

>>25660464
keep this exchange going, how much does this guy have in is account OP

>>25660464
the fuck is bands, no hes not talkin about pajeet coin if he dont know about btc either, so what is bands?

>>25660733
why is this faggot hearting your messages

>>25660733
I KNEEL

>>25660733
trippin confirmed

>>25660733
>the seethe is starting
nice
let's see him keep going
Niganon I know you're reading this -- bands aren't shit in this game, two racks isn't enough to even get started, let alone to care if you lose it in 5 minutes
We play with retard money like your poor ass will never know until you join us

>>25660733
LOL

>>25660733
>probably don't pay bills
damn straight, that's the goal

>>25660733
fax my nigga these ppl on 4chan get no bitches bruh, im finna hit a lick on these mfer na'mean? slime shit my nigguh

>>25660733
biz destroyed LMFAO

if you need a normie to buy bitcoin you have to assess how competent they are.
retard tier might understand the gains (1 month of eth hodl is more than doubling your money rn)
slightly above average tier might understand a blockchain. if you can explain blockchain to them in simple terms they might understand why its so important
college degree tier might understand blockchain a bit more thoroughly, maybe even smart contracts
pretty smart tier can might understand an explanation of the byzantine generals problem and how blockchain solved it. just tell them its nobel prize level mathematic/comp sci innovation.
really smart people already know, if they havent bought yet its their own hubris and they cant be convinced.

This is bullshit but I'm enjoying it

>>25660811
1 band = 1k fiat

not gonna read any of that shit you fucking nigger, that's the faggiest app i've ever seen. please do me a favor and go die in a fire

>>25660916
some nigger thing or what? Is it like putting rubberband and make 1k stack?

>>25660733
Tell him my portfolio is currently $584,000 crypto only not including metals, fiat, property etc.

Then ask him again who is poor.

>>25660733
Is that an African American gentleman?

>>25660733
if i get tripps you give us his full name

>>25660908
*bullish

>>25660885
fucking kek

>>25660949
idk I looked it up on a slang dictionary brother, i'm no niggur

Bong here, wtf is a band?

This is the best thread ever. I am laughing here with my 100 bands. (rubber bands)

>>25660464
*bonds
also absolute gorilla nigger

>>25661019
slang for a band of dollar bills, something only niggers and poor people refer to. Rich people refer to fiat, property, stocks etc.

>>25660464
What the fuck is a band? Normal peoples currency is rubber bands now the dollar is so devalued??

let’s show this cotton picker our folios

>they don't know the difference between stacks, racks, and bands
you are all NGMI in neo-wakanda

>>25660733
that nigger is sure coping

>>25660733
>a nigger has an unearned sense of superiority

Imagine my absolute shock.

Hunnid bands hunnid bands my slimeeee

>>25660733
/BIZ/ ETERNALLY BTFO

>>25660733
i got a chick pic related in 3 different zipcodes my dude. niggas on 4chan be stakin stats nigga aint nobody on the chans fuckin with them wackass petrodollars nigga. a nigga is about to take a trip on stunt on these international hoes with a rollie on the wrist and linkies on the right.

Nigga I got like 200,000 bands and that's just on spotify

>>25661090
NEO-WAKANDA ARRIVES FROM THE FUTURE

>>25660733

>>25660733
>mfw thats ACTUALLY me

>>25660733
I guarantee I’m in better physical shape than this nigger and could probably buss his black head open and steal all his bands

crypto is like reading the kybalion, you either see the message or you dont

dont bother trying to convince people like this unless they are genuinely good hearted and have done something for you

i mean the dude wont even listen to you or type in bitcoin price in google, why are you even talking to this dude

>>25660444
TRIPS

>>25661240
nice, but pleb-tier hermfag
the kybalion is coffee table schizo

>>25661019
Hes referring to the amount of sheep he has castrated, each "band" is a trophy of another sheeps balls he has taken.

>>25660464
You sent him a pic of the thread lmfao

>>25660464
I don't own any BAND, but it's up 3500% for the year.

>>25661329
>>25660733

I broken screen on the free metropcs phone crackling under every furious nigger tap on the screen is tangible and delicious

>>25661300
true, but its widely known and a good entry point to meta analysis especially considering when it was written

>>25660464
>How many bands y'all got at the bank

Tell your friend he's a dumb nigger

>>25660000
looks like a mutt from the pic, these have 90 IQ don't even try

>>25660949
you withdraw $1000 from a bank and it comes with one of those bank rubber bands thus it's a "band".
you can pop bands or throw bands,
popping being taking out the 1k and taking the band off
throwing being throwing 1k on a stripper

>>25661373
i'll give you that, well said spookyfag

>>25661240
yeah, not checking the price when the subject comes up shows that he is a lazy piece of shit that will never take initiative.

>>25661344
Lol

hes a fucking twink

>>25660221
Schnooks

>>25661447

a "band" in rap "culture" typically means $10k

>>25660000
Why would you buy bitcoin now

>>25661300
Says the brainwashed materialist. Are you Catholic or something?

>>25661595
then i have 20 bands in btc, more than this kid kek

>>25660000
>convincing someone to buy a purely speculative asset at the top of the pump

Why is op wasting time on a nigger?

Shill him into DOT it’s worse than flushing money down the toilet

>>25661546
>this is OPs friend

kek

>>25660733
>>NormieNigger
Sorry for your shit life of stinking and be perpetually poorer than your white counterparts. Try speaking in coherent English and people might start respecting you (keyword: might)

>>25661630

fantastic, now show him your portfolio and then he'll understand?

>>25660221
This, even my boomer mom owns bitcoin.
Nocoiners will be our slaves after the great reset.

>>25661657
Do we expect anything less from a faggot?

>>25660733
God bless these retards. Seriously, god bless them.

>>25660464
Buy signal

>>25660000
Show him your digits

>>25661546
Imagine being a manlet AND a nigger
If his IQ wasn't so low he probably would have offed himself by now

>>25660000
>bix nood

Just tell him to buy 1LTC

>>25661819
This unironically

>>25661137
She looks like an STD

>>25661762
op is probably a nigger aswell

>>25660733
this is the kind of guy that will ask people on the street if they own bitcoin and if they're fools and say yes he will start screaming "YO WAZZUP, THIS GUY HERE SAYS HE OWNS BITCOIN, GET THAT BITCH ASS NIGGA" and everyone around will ape to beat the shit out of that guy and then say "he deserved it"

>>25660328
This

>>25660733
Sometimes I forget how dumb they are

u mutafukrs didnt think iD know how to pist on here? you fuckin dumb ass fat mfs. ima show yall

>>25660464
what the fuck is a band in this context? I don't speak black

>>25660840
>>25660844
>>25660877
>>25661096
You all got btfo'd hahahahaahah

>>25662697
How about you read the thread you nigger

>>25662600
What are you gonna show us, faggot? Your depreciating FIAT bank balance of maybe 10k, that you got from Pandemic Unemployment payouts? Or are you gonna show us something unexpected, like proper grammar?

>>25660733
fuck he is right :/ it still hurts

>>25663269
now figured out hw 2 reply ima take all yo fag asses out with my 9mm

>>25660000
>having friends
>having normie friends

>>25663501
This is bait. You could actually be retarded, but this must just be bait.

don't buy bitcoin unless you want to loose all of your money

>>25663635
HAHAHAHAHAHA SEEEE? thats what i told my buddy nd u fag asses wanna blow my dick over i?

>>25660444
Trips

>>25663706
Nobody is buying this larp. Fuck off

>>25663706
post a picture of the chat if you are real

Why would you advocate Bitcoin now when it has the chance of dropping any minute now?

Stop following the hype and fomo’ing in on BTC when you could easily find any low MC coin that you’d get a greater ROI from in a shorter period of time.

Besides, Ethereum would be a much better investment if I say so myself.

Dollah Dollah Bills Y’all.

>>25660464
lol, cute, he thinks a couple of thousand dollars makes him rich

These are the niggers whobare gonna buy btc after it saturates, let this nigger be happy with bands , whatever the fuck that is

>>25660464
>y'all
>bands
>white person in profile pic
>keeping money in bank
>thinks he's richer than even the average mcdonalds worker

it doesn't have more than 2k guaranteed, and will probably just lie about net worth anyway, literal human garbage

Why are white "men" so insecure you don't see any other race being this butthurt lol

>>25660733
>paying bills
Damn afro-americans really are dumb as shit. Tell him I steal internet and electricity for 20 years and I can readily say this out loud because nobody can prove I do it.

Niggers are like women on steroids. Hyper-excitable, ignorant, love to spend, love to talk, even have those bubbly asses and thick lips good for smacking. They even have those frilly light voices like they inhaled helium, you ever heard a nigger scream? they scream like women.
Niggers should have stayed in Texas where they learned to talk and think like an ignorant redneck "huuuh what is it billy bob? a smartphone? what does it do? fix my truck? eyup eyup eyup"

>>25664231
source?

>>25664437
This gave me a nice chuckle anon

>>25660000
no it is not, most don't know shit and will never until it is normie friendly integrated into their candy crush app

>>25664231
reddit fag spotted

>>25664231
>hehe I just took a fat shit on the sidewalk, look at all these insecure whitoids being grossed out by it lmao get over it karen it’s just a shit

In this metaphor, the disgusting thing that makes being around it awful is literally any nigger on earth

one of the funniest threads in a while
at the same time this shows the delusional stage were in right now with normies shilling crypto to their weed dealer lol

>spend 16 hours a day on the internet
>on a money forum
>dont know what bands are
Fucking lmao. Ngmi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vujsjtrfmE

>>25660464
My networth is 12.8M, I got 2 start ups funded for 2m each within 3 weeks of each other, and my business mentor has been accused of cronyism with a major first world government.

At best, your friend has 10K in the bank. I am a plebian in high-society, your friend is a literal nobody.

>>25660000
you're talking to a shitskin, so you are either low iq or a shitskin yourself. that's all.

>>25666203
Who are you bragging to bro?

>>25666054
unironically did this today

>>25666203
nice larp retard

Told friends to buy at:
>9k
>12k
>13k
>16k
>19k
They ignored me. Kept being consoomers.

YO ITS ME

YALL NIGGAS ARE SOOOO GAY
ALL YALL ARE VIRGINS INVESTING MONEY IN YOUR LITTLE VIRTUAL RUNESCAOE WIZARD COINS LMAOOOOOO


SMD KEEP WAISTIN ALL YA BREAD ON THIS SHIT AND STAY BROKE YOU DUM MFS

>>25666247
You a cumskin b

>>25660000
checked. if he is this out of touch he doesn't deserve it. Out of my three friends, two fell for the "its not tangible" meme and one bought $1500 worth at $19k. the only way people will get on our train is if they decide for themselves.

>>25660604
because he's a nigger

>>25660000
Bitcoin goes down even a small amount:
>"WTF ANON YOU TOLD ME THIS FUCKING SHIT WAS SAFE. NOW YOU OWE ME MONEY NIGGA"
Bitcoin blasts off to the moon, making your friend insane profits:
>*tumbleweed blows in the distance*
You will get no thanks for making others money, only resentment every time their investment dips slightly.

>>25660464
about 500k on a couple of weird USB things and a website called Celsius

>>25661137
Ya girl so fat she takes up 3 whole zipcodes

>>25661546
imagine being a 4ft tall chinkoid and blasting others for being "low test" lmao

>>25660733
Flexing those utility bill payments. You made it JaShawn

>>25660891
ive actaully found that traditional intelligence barely correlates with bitcoin ownership.I know quite a few MBA types that reacted with a smug superiority when I said I bought bitcoin in 2018. Look at where we are now. See pic related.

>>25666597
I would never give friends investment advice. I made them aware at around $300, they scoffed at me like I was peddling some kind of pyramid selling. I make a point of taunting them every now and again.

>>25660891
>1 month of eth hodl is more than doubling your money rn
Not for long

>>25667162
Yeah I regret ever bringing it up. Only to a handful of close friends and one isn't in the same country as me anymore.
Got the same pyramid scheme bemused reply. It's too late etc.

>>25660000
Have him watch this.
https://youtu.be/ewcZts6WHUw

>>25666726
>>25666675
Nigger

>>25667616
Lcx dot com don't waste time log on

>>25660000
>offloading your bags to your unsuspecting normie friends at the top of a bullrun

>>25660000
thank god they don't have LINK atms, they would all have broken screens or be set on fire
Also checkd

>>25660000
This whole interaction is 2 digit IQ

>>25660000
>how much is 1 worth like 300 sum
ya my guy you’re gonna be fucking set with $300 in bitcoin its mega flexing my g

>>25666203
cap

>>25660733
Biz btfo

>>25666203
Yeah o you have 12.8m 2 business and you're browsing /biz/. I would believe it if you made it off crypto not owning business faggot.

>>25660733
N

>>25660733
Damn, really damaged his ego there

>>25660464
>Imagine being friends with a FAGGOT

>>25660000
lmao nice quads and yeah I feel ya, its hard to have normie friends and family members