/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25628115
i made this pasta

There are like 50 users. i had 3 threads going on yesterday. all shilling a different coin.

>>25628211
>this is the other one

This is about to be the most bitter pill you're ever going to swallow in your life. If you came here from the site in pic related, you are genetically pre-disposed to be a cucked normie for life. You are literally retarded. Don't think we haven't noticed you asking stupid questions, trying to use our lingo, and pretending to be one of us. Why are you doing it? I can't say for sure, but you probably heard somewhere on your faggity site that this place is good for finding investing advice and crypto moonshots. You couldn't be more mistaken. The truth is, this place is filled with scammers, niggers, street shitting pajeets, and autists.

The reason why the people that naturally gravitate to 4chan succeed is because we are unironically autistic and see the world in a completely different frame than you. You come here and no matter how hard you try to fit in, you stick out like a sore thumb because your future is already written on the wall. You will be a slave to your government, corporations, and bosses for the rest of your pathetic existence. You will live under a guise of happiness, but ultimately die having done nothing even remotely significant in your life.

You will hang around here for a couple weeks, probably lose money gambling on shitcoins, and then run back to the comfort of your faggy home, where you will warn other plebbitors to avoid this place: how we are all retarded, gamblers, racist, and misogynistic. You will collect your upvotes for the warning, and then jerk off to the thought of feeling important, not having realized you failed the most basic of internet shittests.

You will read this post, flame me for the direct confrontation of challenging your intelligence. The reality is you aren't, and never will capable of coming up with an original thought in your pathetic existence. Any words you speak are the equivalent of a sheep going
>bah bah bah

>>25628115
it's faggy anon. we're all anon here. I've had some of my pastas spawn threads for days before. it's weird to see....but it's not like it would mean anything to anyone if some anon commented on how they wrote that.....

>>25628304
congrats, but what do you gain from being the originator of this pasta? you're anon! just like you were when you wrote it the first time..... do you not get how retarded it is to claim ownership of pasta...as an anon?

>>25628115
I made a holiday pasta and it’s been posted every specific holiday since 2017. I smile when anons say they were thinking about it or that they liked it. Also, I made one in the OP as well. :)

Nobody cares who you are nigga.

>>25628211
you are good

>>25628115
I made the fantom=scamtom meme I spammed it for a week and then stopped and everyone continued posting it

>>25628115
I made that but yeah there's like 10 of us. I'll cuss you out in the next thread but glad we helped with your self esteem.

I'm the original mobius jeet desu.... spammed that shit for years simply because, in my mind...."buy mobius sirs" is the laziest way to respond to the lazy "what coin should I buy" threads.

>>25628115
>you had 3 years

>>25628115
>>25628512

>>25628357
good point, I will never bring it up again. keep spreading my memes though frens, godspeed

>>25628115
When people use my LINK pasta and I see it I always say it’s mine. I don’t give a fuck, I am proud of it.

>>25628304
uhm, cheesed to meet you?

>>25628545
lmao I unironically made this one too in the original GRT thread

>>25628115
>tfw made dozens of meme's over the years for multiple boards and have NEVER seen anyone repost

>>25628643
Where you sell isn't even on the charts

>>25628781
Post some I'll make sure to repost anon.

>>25628115
Hey this is the op is still a faggot pasta, I remember this one

>>25628115
>>25628304
Saved and based

I made this pasta. It's kinda lulzy to me that people share it around. If/when prq moons and it's shared in red wojak/kneel threads I'll feel an unwarranted sense of accomplishment but I'm not gonna claim it. How can I?

I MADE THIS