/biz/ - Business & Finance

I chose 400 PLUG shares for my mother's portfolio in june. We're gonna be fucking rich, brehs.

https://m.investing.com/equities/ethan-allen-interiors-inc#

ETH tracks ETH

Mitch is speaking, Trump is done. Joe about to be confirmed by the EC.

>>25624504
ty other based baker anon

>10 mins after archiving someone decides to bake

5 minutes without SMG. what the fuck jannies

I hate my life. Im missing all of these gains. Now i work full time and cant even do shit. Feelsbadman. I need a normie job.

>>25623983
QCLN or ICLN. Buy and hold indefinitely

ROBLOX

Anyone else in $JAGX gang? What's your Bull Thesis?

>>25624504
Op is right, learn how to bake sliced bread. Worlds first 10x. So beautiful.

Didn't know we could still delete OPs here on /biz/.

>futures

how am i doing

>>25624504
Dr spent 240 billion in 3 years and still made money because of apple stock

IM SO SOCK OF BEING POOR

C-can I ride on the back of this CLF run for a b-bit?

>>25624623
Will buy 99 shares then forget about them for years at a time.

I sold half my MARA today frens, made a lot over the last couple months, both stock and calls. I'm thinking SRAC next with the upcoming merger and recent oversell, probably calls for Feb. 19th. Does anyone know when exactly the merger is? Furthermore is there a screencap or something of some solid DD and price expectations? I haven't been following it closely and looking to start my research.

>+600 all day
>retards rush capital building
>down 800 now
>no cash to buy dip
>missing bitcoin

>>25624607
i can't buy those etfs with my broker tho

>>25624618
what's the price target for this?

>ended aftermarket up 4.4%

>>25624504
wow that must have been the longest we've gone with everyone too lazy to make a new thread

>>25624556
When the turtle said they're going to certify the winner of the 2020 election, he was referring to Trump.

WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT

Mitch McConnell is grandstanding right fucking now. He is more of a disappointment then the idiots storming the capital.

Fuck you too Schumer btw

>>25624504
FUCKING GAMESTOP

NASDAQ +.7%

Easiest buy-the-dip of my life.

Get ready anons. This one will run big time. SAP doesn't fuck about.

>>25624667
Based, sold 1/4 of my shares today and gonna hold my shares and LEAPS for like a year.

>>25624756
You can't spell "SPAC" without "SAP"

Fuck, marry, kill

Sony
Softbank
Panasonic

Was the dropoff at 2:00 PM EST caused by the events today?

>Sold my CTF calls thinking it was just gunna crab around $16 like it usually does when it hits a new peak
I still 2xed my investment but man this feel sucks

>>25624799
Yes. Bloomberg announcing "protestors storm US capitol building" is quickly interpreted as bearish.

>Have to wire money out of my chase account because their brokerage services won't even let me buy MNXXF
>$25k limit per day so I have to do it over two days
Man, fuck Chase. They're convenient but every once in a while shit like this irks me. All I want to do is dump $50k into a meme stock that was shilled to me by a stranger on the internet. Definitely switching banks.
I think I'm going to do my buy in phases of $10k per day over 5 days, between tomorrow/Friday and the first three days of next week. Maybe split it into smaller chunks across the day, I don't know yet.

>>25624660
Hope you stacked up on the cheap UUUU today

>>25624807
Lol

>>25624821
I hope you bought the dip lol

>>25624796
Marry, kill, fuck desu. Just my opinion.

>>25624756
>DAX stock

Who buy low CHLChad here?
中國第一

Very good aapl opprotunity but I need fast gains. Sucks.

I’m gonna start fucking robbing people for more money I’m so sick of being poor RAHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHH UUUURRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>25624852
Oh I didn't trade one way or another on it, just confirming the "oh god how bad is it" sell-off by Wall Street, who generally don't follow Q shit that closely.

>>25624796
Kissu, no kissu, kissu

>>25624830
When I bought a house I got above the $25k limit for my down payment by walking into the branch and having a manager do it (the Ohio Good Funds Law requires it to be wire transferred, can't use a cashier's check).

>>25624680
Hmmmm look at their holdings. I enjoy the etf side because it's kinda meme magic at this point. Shit gets hyped over bought crashes. Over and over. Butttt the overall etf isn't as affected as much as holding the individual stock. Imho wkhs nio seem solid long holds along with NEE and maybe something from the battery side of green too

>>25624910
This is not how to do aaaaaaaa posting
Futures though
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>25624660
Those numbers add up to 100.01% of your portfolio

>>25624763
I'll be waiting for a reentry on MARA, but right now the risk outweighed the reward for the first time in awhile. My strategy involves allocating 25%-33% of my portfolio to MARA at any given point, if/when it reaches 50% I rebalance it. I'm still long, thick, and hard on it.

>>25624951
OH

>>25624970
Futures?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What are some solid cheapish stocks to look out for? I only have 10k to spare.
Right now I'm interested in
>UUUU
>AMRS
>PLTR (very long)
>LAC

I'm terrified to be a white man in America tommorow
If I said the things minorities say about white people to black people I would be lynched

>>25625048
IO

>>25624710
Did they spray paint "were my money" lmao

>>25625059
SRAC? Merger this quarter, mission to orbit later this year, possibly literal moon missions 2022 and 2023.

GBTC's NAV premium is hilarious

>>25625059
XXII, especially with the incoming administration.

>>25625081
Seconding SRAC, bought more today.

Well anons, it's been coming but my parents gave me 2k USD and told me to "invest". Wish me luck, I will probably be autistically refreshing this general for a while..

>>25625085
Tell moar?

>>25625103
Buy xiaomi

Crypto fag here.
I decided I want some exposure to quality names at a discount in these frothy times.
What do you stock fags think of this:
Regeneron
Alibaba
Coca Cola
I’d use the 2.5% margin from Robinhood of course.

>>25625103
All in XRP

>>25625062
This is bullish for NIO

>>25625103
Throw it all in VLXVX.

Then when they're proud of you "planning for your future" and "investing prudently", take the additional 10k they give you and YOLO it on short-dated MARA calls.

>>25625083
It sort of makes sense. You think a boomer's going to use Coinbase?

>>25625103
Required viewing for beginners: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72Pq5zKEi_g&feature=youtu.be&t=556&ab_channel=GiraffeValue

Ooooooooooooooooh

>>25625174
>It sort of makes sense. You think a boomer's going to use Coinbase?
Hey, man, they just don't support Roth IRAs.

>>25625018
that's a radiation leak

>>25624524
Hi anon, I'm steve. I'll be your new stepdad, but you can just call me dad if you want.

Apparently Trump may be banned from posting on Facebook too. His goose is cooked. Also prepare to have the Patriot act 2.0.

>>25625062
>some dumb boomers milling around a building and taking selfies then leaving
>terrorism
kind of hard to spin it into a 9/11 style event, they'll get something out of it but it'll probably just be the annihilation of the republican party

>>25625143
Go back to your shit coin threads faggot

>>25624618
>29.5 billion
I'm not saying that's a shit valuation, but it seems steep. Exactly how much money are kids pouring into this game? Do they have a single other thing in the pipeline or are they just supporting the one game?

I’m balding so fucking bad

>>25625258
Nah my mother's got MS and my father has now retired and went completely into the stock market to stay at home for her.

Anyone else still bagholding RKT? I still have hope for the long term but am annoyed that I am red on it when I could have just bought more TSLA and be up bigly.

>>25625143
Kroger

>>25625143
Why these? BABA is not what you think it is. It is slips of paper sitting in a vault in the Cayman islands (an ADR).

>>25625321
Do you like, not watch the news? This is being shilled HARD.

>>25625083
it was nothing compared to ETHE

>>25625349
Snapchat was just shilling Finn at me... I don’t trust it

>>25625312
Also prepare to kiss all hope (which was slim already) of another round free money ($2000) goodbye. It's one thing to overlook rioting when it has nothing to do with you, it's another mater entirely when it does. Congress will have it's revenge.

>>25625062
Everyone and their mother knew that no winner would be called on election night. /pol/ is alright but some them are completely fucking retarded

>>25625083
>>25625388
If you want an ETH ETF, just buy the stock ETH. It's a flooring company but boomers are retarded.

>>25625402
Take it

Why did stocks dump today? I was up 1% a couple days ago (after being down about 5% for a week) and now I'm down, what, 10% total.

>>25625349
now you get to save money on haircuts

naspump

>>25625417
They’re going to scold the US and withhold UBI because a few idiots were naughty boys and had a delusional fit during a pandemic?

buy doge my frens once it hits 1c its only uphill from there. elon musk to the moon

>pull up stock screener
>sort healthcare stocks from lowest price to highest
>toss money into the cheapest ones
>they inevitably moon within the week, netting 30%+
it can't be this easy

>>25625349
Shave and join the bald club. It's honestly much easier and easier once ya accept it

>>25625417
>Get vengeance on a mass of people desperate enough to vomit a chaotic mob into your workplace
>By making them more desperate
Well, nobody ever said Congress planned ahead...

>>25625385
Looks like someone died of COVID

i don't know what to buy

>>25625447
No. Pills cream and surgery

>>25624504
So is Texas seceding now or what

>>25625511
i was looking at GBTC but idk

>>25625511
That's why God invented TQQQ.

>>25625385
been watching, agree. this is being painted as a terroristic event though the word isn't being used.

>>25625438
Yeah why would the entire stock market dump when people took the fucking congress.

>>25625511
Buy chinese companies

>>25625538
Nasdaq futures climbed a bit already but still has some to go to reach the ATH

>>25625520
Nah, though there might be a standoff with federal enforcement of Biden's DACA/amnesty.

>>25625174
Thanks for the video anon. I am watching it now.

Watch the number of covid cases just spike like mad now in D.C.

>>25625511
Xiaomi, BYD, Samsung SDI, Gaussin

>>25625581
Nothing really does ever happen then
I'm so tired of it all

>>25625554
They didn't take shit, they were basically let in, none with weapons. Then they even got shot before being run out.
And it didn't recover. Moreover, I'm also wondering why shit has been crabby/dumpy for pretty much a month now. Almost all the uncertainty events are gone already, shit should be soaring.

>>25625485
>>25625417
Here's the thing, if you ever try to dispute election results again, you're going to be compared to this event. Basically, they're just going to pick who they want to be elected, especially with mail in voting.

Loeffler is in the Senate right now rescinding her objection to the Georgia vote. So, yeah there ya go.

>>25625512
that didnt work for me

>>25625552
They’ve declared it a riot
congress is making it sound like they were in danger

Someone was whining earlier about refusing to be in close quarters with the republicans who wouldn’t wear masks kek

>>25625520
god i hope so

>>25624504
https://gab.com/realdonaldtrump
>https://gab.com/realdonaldtrump
https://gab.com/realdonaldtrump
>https://gab.com/realdonaldtrump
https://gab.com/realdonaldtrump

>>25625511
GHIV

>>25625334
Dude I like quality coins and quality companies. I am not a moonboy.
>>25625378
Thanks im looking for something further off highs than 10% personally though mate.
>>25625381
They’re all down 20% or more and I recognize all their names.

>>25625622
Zoom out a bit anon
The daily and the weekly climbed out of the covid thing much faster than the normal pace for the market

>>25625511
GOEV

>>25625622
Yeah because allowing people to enter into congress and suspend a session is every day news. Are you fucking american? Of course you are no one in the world can be this fucking retarded

I bought PLTR today before all this evenings shit went down.. Let the green wave of profit shine down upon me as a reward for my timing.

>>25625512
>>25625648
Damn
I was hoping I might have a romantic relationships with an attractive woman that thinks I’m worthwhile at some point in my life

>know that I should embrace the clown
>TQQQ stock split soon might cause it to trade at a premium relative to NAV
>every fiber of my heart wants to short NKLA and KODK as being fucking retarded but I know this is not the way of the clown
How do I forget my old life and become one with the honk, bros?

damn bros markets are blood green as fuck

>>25625511
Buy EV company or renewable energy stocks

>>25625338
>ROBLOX
lmfao, this. I think they will get BTFO. I would buy this if not EVERYONE has hyped it up.

xiaomi bros wtf

>>25625338
literally every single fucking game on there has microtransactions, dozens of them each
and the popup to buy them is as easy as stepping on a button

>>25625046
Ya that's a good call. When I started with my shares and calls, they were weighted only 10% of my portfolio and they naturally grew to 35%. I'm balls deep in MARA right now since news of the shelf offering ending and BTC's crazy rally. Gonna sell my calls in the morning that I bought at close and wait for the next -20% down day and jump back in. I really need to research a new play lol

>>25625660
So...short TWTR?

I mean, shit, how long until they get a user dropoff (from both sides) and a crazy boomer with an RV at their offices in San Fran?

>>25625364
MS? I'm so sorry anon. My sister has MS as well. Wouldn't wish it on anyone. But it sounds like she has a loving partner and a great son, she will do great :)

>>25625837
never

>>25625837
TWTR stock has already fell over this..

>>25625700
That doesn't account for the events at all, retard.
>>25625739
t. underrock living for the past 4 years I take it.

>>25625841
Morgan Stanly is not that bad.

Last year my Vanguard index funds made 11.5%/year. That was my entire portfolio. I thought I did pretty good until my friend showed me his 300%/year gain due to Tesla and Bitcoin. Vanguard and index funds were a mistake. I never should have invested into this boomer shit. Technology is the future and I was way too conservative because of stupid boomer propaganda. I will never make this mistake again. I am going to completely liquidate my index fund portfolio tomorrow morning. My only question is what do I invest in going forward as a relative noob? I'm thinking of going 50% TQQQ or QQQ?, 25% BTC, and 25% assortment of FAAANG and Tesla. Thoughts?

>>25625694
>They’re all down 20% or more and I recognize all their names.
BABA might run into an issue of being delisted as a result of political shenanigans between the US and China. Chinese stock ownership is not what you think it is.
You can do KO and REGN if you want but I suspect that just having SPY would have the same upside and less risk.

>>25625862
not really... tech was selling off anyway

>>25625894

>>25625837
Boomers are ADDICTED to facebook/twitter rambling. Any dip is temporary unless tech as a whole gets slammed down.

>>25625882
Two quick questions: how old are you and what's your skin color?

>NEE at 79 AH
I love you NEE-chan!

>>25625905
It's over Magatard

>>25625882
LOL dude as soon as you buy the tech bubble will burst. the argument for going with that boomer index fund is that, for the most part, folks can't beat the market. your buddy got lucky, in this instance. but hey, more risk, more reward

>>25625874
>That doesn't account for the events at all, retard.
What events? All I'm saying is the market, especially the tech sector, has been too eager to climb after getting out of the covid dip. It needs to slow down or we will get a financial crash.

>>25625931
reminder that magatards made you all your money on stocks in these threads. also youll never be a woman.

it might be a good time to short TWTR

>>25625923
28 and white.

>>25625966
I have always only lost money listening to you idiots

>>25625949
>It needs to slow down or we will get a financial crash.
And right this instant is about the least likely moment for it to slow down, whereas 2 months ago and 4 months ago (when it momentarily crashed) was fairly convincing, except for the fact it should have stayed down longer.

>>25625882
Uh 11.5% in a shit year like this is pretty damn good. Yes your friend made 300% last year. But who's to say he'll do it again? There's no way to know. Hell this year he could fucking lose 300%. Meanwhile you'll be sitting good with your "puny" 11.5.

>Justice Department, federal court system hit by Russian hack
>The sealed court files, if indeed breached, could hold information about national security, trade secrets and wiretap transcripts, along with financial data from bankruptcy cases and the names of confidential informants in criminal cases, the official added.
God damn they have just been eating our lunch the past 5 years.

>>25625882
Build a portfolio of 9-12 stocks. I'd recommend you Xiaomi, BYD and JD as chinese companies. Samsung SDI has a lot of potential in regards to EV batteries. Some solar stocks you could look into are First Solar, SMA Solar, Canadian Solar, Scatec. Yaskawa is a pretty solid robotics stock.

>>25625882
If you want to go big, go TQQQ and UGL. They're leveraged ETFs which are high risk, high reward. BNGU and SOXL are also leveraged, but sector-specific. Alternatively, ICLN or QCLN are non-leveraged but high gain.

>>25625971
https://gab.com/realdonaldtrump

might be a good time to do your DD, or not, we know you don't anyways.

>>25625977
OK, then the bubble's still got room to inflate. Your proposed allocation's fine, especially with Fed printing.

>>25626006
hehe line go up

>>25624279
But I'm not. I have 15 Feb 19th 30c and 20 Apr 16th 35c for ICLN, and 5 Feb 19th 120c TAN. Altogether I have 10,372 dollars in calls.

>>25625890
Thanks anon. I will stick with those two.
See you lads at the opening bell.

>>25626001
My friend made 30 times what I made. He could stop investing tomorrow and he will have outperformed my lifetime returns with Vanguard. Vanguard and index funds are a fucking joke and there is absolutely 100% no way you can ever convince me otherwise. I will never invest in Vanguard or an index fund ever again.

>>25625966
How did nak work out? You maga fags only show up occasionally. Go away

If I found investing in 2017 I’d be rich but I was never fucking taught. MY FUCKING LIFE IS RUINED

>>25625996
Literally how
I'm a brainlet and /smg/ has made me thousands of dollars

>>25625376
Your supposed to be swinging the buy back price jumps

>>25625882
enjoy your 75% drawdown and panic attack

>>25626071
Just kill yourself already holy shit

>>25625971
Priced in

>>25626006
Yes, institutional incompetence has these sort of effects. Read up on this too (and the person in charge of the OPM for extra lulz): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_of_Personnel_Management_data_breach

AH FUCK I SHOULD OF SOLD SQQQ BEFORE MARKET CLOSE OH NO

>>25625882
You already get more than enough FAGMAN and TSLA by buying TQQQ. I'd say get TQQQ, SOXL, SSO and some UGL and AGQ as a hedge. And if you want to add some crypto on top of that, sure, but it's very volatile and might crash for a few years.

>>25625882
You should allocate a percent of your portfolio to riskier positions but being able to sleep at night and ignore the market when you want to shouldn't be underrated

>>25626071
You post this everyday you retard, shut the fuck up and buy every dip

>>25626114
>SQQQ
>In this market
Did you think the mob stormed the Fed instead of Congress?

EV BROS WW@?

>>25626071
well you found the market now, what's stopping you? oh, it seems over valued right..yeah, same in 2017

>>25626114
same. i also need to sell UVXY calls asap tomorrow

>>25626064
>he listened to baggie and blames trump supporters instead

>>25624618
almost 30 billion dollars for ROBLOX? Really?! Its an outdated game that is on its way out, the owners are basically exit scamming at this point.

And you just KNOW they are going to boost the price right before the offering for insiders, who are going to further boost the price to dump on retail.

The entirety of several Rockstar games have only made a few billion, what a joke of an offering.

>>25626114
I was too busy watching MARA to sell my 1 UVXY call lol. Oh well selling at open

>>25625882
>complains about a 12% return
You deserve whats coming to you.

>>25626157
isnt having tqqq and SPY kinda redundant now?

>>25626216
They are more or less the same thing but as you saw for the past few days sometimes they diverge a little

>>25625996
weird the biggest shills this year have made almost everyone money if you traded PLTR, GME, CLF, MARA you should be up 150+%. Obviously if you fomo in at the end that's on you

>>25625622
what stocks are you holding?

>>25625966
Trump lost

Xiaomi dip somehow in HK, should I buy?

>>25626179
I don’t have fucking time anymore ASS HOLE

And I’m significantly more depressed

>>25626178
Portfolio is 75% WKHS here
5 digit club soon

>>25625349
Nizoral shampoo and finasteride if you want to save what you have left.

>>25626206
What if it goes to 100b in a straight line because we're in a market of memes not stocks

>>25625143
I would avoid Regeneron and Coca Cola. AliBaba is a good choice, but you should also look at BDIU and JD. BILI is another good buy if it dips.
>>25625381
>muh ADR bad
I guess anons should dump all of their RYCEY, TSM and ASML shares then

>>25625882
Find things that are undervalued, do an absolute shitload of DD, then go balls deep in LEAPS when it has a low IV Percentile.

>>25626216
TQQQ is triple levered. A much more wild ride. Perhaps you want to compare QQQ and SPY.

JUST....do it to my list of possible stock choices

LAZR
GOEV
MP
VLDR
PSTH
DM
DD
ATUS
PLTR
MT
OPEN

Bokutachi wa ikiru hodo ni
Nakushiteku sukoshi zutsu
Itsuwari ya uso o matoni
Tachisukumu koe mo naku

Aoi aoi sora no iro mo kizukanai mama
Sugiteyuku mainichi ga kawatteyuku
Tsukurareta wakugumi o koe ima o ikite
Sabitsuita kokoro mata ugokidasu yo

Toki no rizumu o shireba mo ichido toberu darou

Bokutachi wa samayoi nagara
Ikite yuku doko made mo
Shinjiteru hikari motome
Arukidasu kimi to ima

>>25626199
It wasn't just baggie. It was everyone of you sooooo convinced the day of reckoning was coming. Have a fucking 12 gauge lunch and climb back into your circle jerk fake ass patriot.

MNKD

LCTX

>>25626282
Fincar causes gender identity disorder

>>25626295
I bought 310 shares of GOEV at 12.20. Holding them until it breaks 20.

>>25626258
if you have to ask for affirmation on your trading decisions, you don't have any conviction and you should probably do your DD first

cunny

>>25626313
Is that what's been getting the juice bros? Matt croc, shame

HLX!

>>25626287
>I guess anons should dump all of their RYCEY, TSM and ASML shares then
Chinese company ADRs have inherent risks unique to foreign holders. You can be wiped out overnight in ways that are not possible with RYCEY, TSM, and ASML
>>25626216
SPY is much less sensitive to swings in beta.

>>25624710
THATS
anTEEEEE semitic
gotta luv schooommmeer the boomer
or ur anTEEEEE semitic

>>25626336
Thanks, everytime I did my DD and ended up with no convictions, those stocks ended up going +50% in the few months after. I'll buy then.

>>25625782
Buy straddles and say outrageous bullshit for either direction.

>>25625882
30% ARKK, 30% TQQQ bought on the next major dip, 10% GBTC, and the rest high growth meme stocks.

>>25625156
tard tier
komputer magik money

TQQQ 2:1 splitting soon.

>>25626370
Might as well tell people to Injection estrogen

>>25626176
no, i knew it would go up until close and planned on selling by then.
>>25626180
>>25626208
its ok bros we just have sell as soon as possible

>>25625312
bullish for PLTR.

>>25626410
>ARKK
Thanks this one looks amazing. I am definitely going to add this one to my portfolio. This is exactly what I'm looking for.

>>25625143
AT&T
Pfizer

>>25626399
KODK is immune to even straddles. NKLA seems to be headed that way too. A 6 billion dollar market cap with no real product.

>>25626410
>>25625882

>>25626482
>A 6 billion dollar market cap with no real product.
About 4-5 GameStops.

>>25626410
ARKK has too many low cap literally who companies and has only pumped so hard last year because or rona and all the new people putting their funds into it. The moment people begin to pull out their money it will crash down hard.

>>25626482
Yep, must be the leaded paint that caused your boomer brain to miss the second part of my post.

When do I get my 2k?

>>25625882
>gets burned by index funds
>asks about qqq

Jesus Christ dude stop being a pussy. If it’s a lot of money just mess around with 2-3k at first and put a chunk in apple while you lead.

>>25626071
are you planning to die before 2025? start now retard

CHAD STOCKS
>PLTR
>GME
>GOEV
>SRAC
>GHIV
>TQQQ

VIRGIN STOCKS
>ABNB
>TWTR
>SNAP
>AAPL
>CLF
>MARA

>>25626588
I'm not putting $100,000k+ into like 1-2 stocks... I'm not a moron after all, lol. QQQ is a good starting point for returns that beat Vanguard boomer shit while I do more investigation and find things like ARKK.

>>25626603
clf and mara are for virgin chads

BFT and GHIV are gonna give me boners soon.

>>25626603
Have sex.

>>25626639
Qqqm is same thing as qqq but less liquid and lower fees.

>>25626603
Can't hear you behind my 700% gains on MARA :^)

>>25626582
Never
you get to die in Iran instead
Lockheed thanks you for the weapons contracts

WILL CLF BE GREEN TOMORROW

>>25625511
AMRS

>>25626639
Practice around with a couple thousand and start throwing more on when you get better

>>25626071
you posted this a week ago
first best time was then, next best time is now

>>25626704
Maybe
I see X is getting boomer pumped again too.

>>25626639
>I'm not a moron
>25% btc at its all time high
I don't know man

>>25626700
Over the draft age retard

>>25626472
BASADO def doing those
>>25626287
Thanks fren but I was a little hesitant hesitant about Baba anyway because im tech exposed via crypto. Maybe i’ll just grab a call on Baba since it doesn’t have a yield anyway.

>>25626768
Careful, now. That's *current* draft age.

>>25626748
Stocks are usually at all time highs as well... That should not stop a good investor. I see BTC rallying until at least $100,000 now that it has US government blessing and institutional backing.

>>25624830
This time last year I had made my long term picks for the year and decided to average in over three months. I successfully bought the top on everything right into the March dump. That portion of my portfolio finally went green this week.

>>25626748
>Missing out on something because it's at ath
Retard detected.

>>25626796
>US government blessing
What
>>25626768
>not inflation adjusted age of 35

How much volatility should I be expecting for the rest of this week?

Whatever happened to savanon and Pendulum?

What do I buy for $3k? Do I start a position in ETH and BTC?

How much of FNGU's rocket up this year is due to TSLA alone?

Should I avoid buying this upcoming FNGU dip because of TSLA?

>>25626796
BTC is very different from equities. The stock market didn't spend like a third of its lifetime crashing hard and being underwater for years.

>>25626806
>buying due to fear of missing out
C'mon man, it's right there in the phrase.

>>25626821
Anon thinks with US banks given permission to use blockchains that the US also supports btc.

Bros where the fuck is my stimulus
Trying to blow it all on a call

low IQ: uhhhh stocks are gambling, I just pick random hope it go up
midwit IQ: Look at these patterns bro, I can totally predict the movement of stocks using TA I learned it on Reddit!
high IQ: stocks are gambling, minimize risk and bet on the right horses

Reminder that this went to NUMBER 1 (ONE) as a single in every western country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoHpqb5p9u8

>>25626826
If only there was a futures market dedicated to predicting future volatility

>>25626915
dont have mine either. I used turbotax last year and apparently if you used that or HR block you might have like a 2 week delay or some shit.

>>25626826
As you can see from this afternoon, something chaotic could cause more volatility. This election bullshit won't be officially over till Jan 20. Pay attention to what the 10Y yield is doing and keep some cash for some emergency plays. Pink wojaks are a buy oppurtunity.

>>25626915
Same. Wtf. My fatass sister had been blowing hers getting her nails done and shit

>>25626178
Nio

>>25626917
>Minimize risk
Why? Why not pick just high return high risk stocks that cpver each other?

>>25626893
I dunno, man but I'm buying the dip. I hate averaging up but I feel like I have to... I don't know

>>25626923
retard

>>25626937
I used spurdotax and got mine on Monday

buy space travel stocks and you won't regret it

>>25626937
Most of my coworkers got theirs
I checked the IRS tool they released last night, it said stimulus one was deposited in April, and #2 said it’s too new or someshit (“working on it!”)

Why are people talking about SQQQ and TQQQ and UVXY and TVIX and stuff like that? Are people actually planning for the world to go to hell under a Biden presidency?

>>25626959
What's your year end goal bro?

>>25626965
That's fine as long as you don't go all-in on a single stock like some of these retards do.

Making epic gains/profit is nice. But keeping it is hard. Say you make a million. Taxes cut that down to 700k. Still a lot right. A fucking house will take 200 - 300k of that right from the get go. So 400k left. If your 30, that 400k has to last till your dead. So that's 6,153 a year. Your fucked. This is why divvies work so well. That money is self generating year after year. It's not a single time lump sum. It's a massive lump year after year till you die.

>>25626942
That's not all she's blowin'.

>>25626796
with btc I figure that chance of a 3x trade just isn't worth the current risk, maybe after a pullback to 20k or something. there are better opportunities that aren't as volatile

>>25626806
I miss out on great movements every day because my money isn't infinite, you can't buy everything. but if you could buy only one would you really say btc at this level is it?

>>25626965
why not pick high return medium risk stocks instead

>>25626897
Btc has spent more time being at ath than not. You should have fomo.

>>25626974
never average up bro unless you got in at the absolute bottom and there is like 100%+ profit

Look at ES on a lower timeframe, literally a perfect cup and handle. 3800 before close tomorrow

>>25626990
Virgin Galactic is not a space travel stock.

>>25626983
seething

>>25626915
Be honest. Do you really expect the 2020's US government to be able to handle a simple task like sending out money in a timely fashion?

>>25627003
I bought UVXY calls when I heard about the capitol hill bullshit. They didn't really do much till EOD and I think it was only up 30% or so. Forgot to sell though, so most likely selling at a loss in the morning lol

>>25627023
What high return, no risk? You picked it after all!

>>25627017
Bitcoin is infinitely undervalued compared to us dollar

>>25627003
It's called hedging, anon

>>25627044
Well they're a company whose business model is to develop space ships for people to travel in to...wait for it...space.

>>25627023
>>25626965
>>25626917
Why not pick low risk high return stocks?

>>25627026
I know, average $180 and I just can't convince myself to buy over $200... But I like the fucking stock. Maybe I'll add to TSM or TQQQ or BNKU

>>25627017
>20k
Bitcoin will definitely have many corrections moving forward, but I doubt we'll ever see 20k again. That is assuming no surprise regulations come out of no where.

>>25627004
100k is my goal.
If each of my plays work out. If one or two of my plays work out and end up running hard, could hit it easily. Otherwise, might just slowly crab up which im fine with too.

>>25627078
No, it isn't. It's a glorified vomet comet that barely grazes the edge of space for five minutes before falling back to Earth. And it's already obsolete.

>>25627023
Like what?

The idea of putting your home up for sale and having a cash buyer from China within 24 hours is a complete Reddit meme. There are a shitload of homes for sale in my neighborhood (wealthy suburb in Ohio) and some of them have been on Zillow for like 100-200 days. I see some pre-foreclosures too. I think I'm going to have to eat a loss if I want more cash to invest this year. Short GHIV. Short RKT.

>>25627073
BTC and Commodities in general.

>>25625062
>I know I said "the indictments are coming" 800 times now and Ive been proven to be a LARPing bullshit artist, but THIS, the 801st time, it's really happening guys!

Qtards are the opposite side of the coin from the SJWtards, utterly fucking insufferable.

>>25627008
Can you please explain to me, why should I even pay taxes? It seems as if the practical thing to do is: when you make it, move to Germany or Portugal and live off your riches without paying taxes.

Is Horsey going to keep running tomorrow, even after all the retards in DC scared her today?

Long PLTR for the dystopian future that's unfolding as we speak.

Unless you want to be a wagie in that future. (Trust me, you don't)

Clf passed high price targets.

Could clf tranny really know more than the banks and Jews

>>25627129
People on youtube are saying QE is deflationary

how do I profit from this?

>>25627082
Why not do insider trading and make 10000000% returns?

what the fuck is happening tomorrow bros

>>25627189
Amazon owns Twitch I believe.

>>25627189
WHAT THE FUCK LMAO

>>25627205
uranium green

>>25627073
well I wouldn't suggest buying dollars over btc but that's irrelevant. unless btc is going to a million within 2 years I'm certain my money is better elsewhere, even if just for the security of being able to relax outside of market hours. crypto being 24/7 is too much for me

>>25624838
I bought at 4.17

>>25627177
Either the stock market corrects dramatically or commodities go on a face melting rally. Commodities are where inflation comes from. And I don't mean Gold or Silver.

>>25625511
MTNB or CLF

>>25626974
>>25627026
have to spend monthly investment purchases on something

cant just sit on cash for year sand years, thats silly

>>25627189
That is not PogChamp

>>25627290
If you don't know what to do with your money index it

PLUG dip when, I got FOMO

RBLX direct listing is huge

>>25627346
Never. See you at 1k

>told my father i'd be worth $2m by 2021
>only worth $1.85m
it hurts bros

>>25627306
Worst advice in the thread... by far.

Indexing is too conservative in the modern economy. You are investing in too much boomer trash full of dying companies You will never outpace the upcoming rising inflation with indexing.

>>25627391
So sell some covered calls to retards for like 10% gains and you'll make it to 2 million almost instantly.

>>25627116
if it hits 20k I'd buy a chunk back, if it doesn't and stays stable I'll buy a little at a time maybe, starting in a month or two. but putting in 25% right now? I couldn't stomach it, even if it suddenly doubles tomorrow I can live with that miss

>>25627393
Index investing will, at worse, be matched to inflation. A 0% real return.

>>25626383
>Chinese company ADRs have inherent risks unique to foreign holders
It's just FUD posting against anyone who wants to invest in a VIE. Why would top tier Chinese companies destroy their access to foreign capital? That would also endanger the wider Chinese economy as well.

>>25625841
Thank you, anon :)

>>25627393
Just buy the TQQQ, retard.

>>25627423
>putting your entire account behind a trade
guess how I know you're poor

>>25627435
Inflation isn’t real

>>25627391
>started with $1.84m

so we are buying ETH tomorrow right? the stock of course.

>>25627453
How much of your portfolio is TQQQ or FNGU? I'm at 30% FNGU

>>25627454
Even if you're poor it's stupid to gamble like that.

>>25627116
Don't be fucking dumb, the last two big corrections from the time it first hit 20k were ~80% and then ~70% during the covid wide-spread dump, looking back to 2014 that high of 1200 also had a ~80% dump. There's nothing saying BTC can't have another one of those, we could literally go to 60k and dump down to 9-10k again over a 1 year period

We're all trying to make money and shit but doesn't the future look bleak? Whats the end game with all this printing, inflation, unemployment, etc?

>>25627454
Covered calls aren't a "trade" faggot. If you're already in the stock its a win-win.

>>25627446
>Why would top tier Chinese companies destroy their access to foreign capital?
The stock market is treated much differently in China than elsewhere. Most companies only choose to go "public" to access foreign investors for better or worse. Wealthy chinese invest in land and art, not equities.

>>25627534
>>25627534
>>25627534
NEW

>>25627434
Just average in, its better to have skin in the game then waiting for a dip that never comes. People have waited for a dip since 20k and it hasn't really happened. A couple days ago it dipped from 33k to 27k and if you zoom out it doesn't even really look like anything. I can respect you for not wanting to FOMO in though. Stick to your guns, maybe that dip to 20k will come eventually.

>>25627472
I'm honestly starting to wonder. Same with the pooky "national debt"

This seems like a good time to buy into emerging market ETFs.

>>25625376
I sold for like a $50 profit. it was just crabbing and mortgage industry seems extra sketchy right now. if I were you I'd just sell and cut losses

>>25627128
Fuck you m8. RKT fluctuates between 19-22. I bought calls today at 19.33, at one point up $700 for 5 shares. Just gotta wait for a little 5% rally

>>25627454
t. /smg/ peanut gallery that has no idea how options work

>>25627524
The same thing that's happened since '08. Asset inflation, decreasing prospects in the real economy, and lower quality of life.

>>25627524
To somehow give your wealth to your children and buy a fortress large enough to fend off the coming nigger hordes.

>>25627524
Monaco's buy-in is 500k Euros in the bank plus renting at least *some* kind of apartment there.

>>25627524
Buy land in a gated community with private security, afford whole foods and water & air purifiers, become lord of the wasteland.

>>25627562
>its better to have skin in the game
if I had more money and nothing else worth trading maybe, but as it is my ~40k is doing just fine with other opportunities. beating spy has been a nice indicator for me but beating crypto isn't impossible. I aim to do it

>>25627503
I could say "this time is different", but that's retarded. I don't think last time around you had multiple investment firms converting hundreds of millions of their cash reserves into bitcoin. I doubt the people that have added over 300b in market cap to bitcoin over the last month have weaker hands than you or I, but of course I could be wrong and this post could age poorly. Something like 30% of all cash in existence was printed this past year, which is kind of why I've come to this conclusion and why I think this time is different.