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language of wallstreet

>PUSSY
a stock or asset

>CUM
money

>CUMSHOT
to invest

>HORNY
has potential to go up

>RAPED
when a stock goes up a lot

>LOLI
small-cap

Beginner:
That small-cap stock has potential to go up,
I am going to invest a lot of money in it and hope it goes up a lot.

Professional:
That LOLI PUSSY is HORNY,
I will CUMSHOT a lot of CUM in it and hope it gets RAPED!

>> No.25601302

>>25601268
worst smg ever.

>> No.25601335

Retard coomer, just proves how braindead the markets are right now

>> No.25601341
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Good morning, I love The Watcher

>> No.25601372

Jannies will auto sage this you moron. Besides fucking up the OP completely. Someone make a new thread.

>> No.25601381

GE calls printing fucking money
thank you boomers

>> No.25601387

>>25601341
>The Watcher
explain

>> No.25601390
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25601390

Only ALPP chads can reply to me.

>> No.25601405

>>25601268
Should I sell or hold MARA?

>> No.25601415

Fucking faggot never make a new thread again.

>> No.25601416

Any one gambling on manga x?

>> No.25601422

MY BONDS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.25601424
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>> No.25601436

>>25601268
could you refrain from posting 3dpd that looks like jailbait? Thanks bro.

>> No.25601440
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CLF OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.25601450

>>25601405
I trimmed 1/4 of my position on my shares when it was above 16. Holding the rest for at least a year and will buy more if it even dips to $12 or so again.

>> No.25601463

where is the CLF tranny?

>> No.25601467
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BCRX presenting at JPM healthcare conference next week

The last time they presented at JPM within two days they had approval, perhaps a sign of things to come.

>> No.25601483

>>25601268
BILIChad from yesterday I hope you didn't sell

>> No.25601490

>>25601268
what a shitty bake
>>25601464
>>25601464
>>25601464
>>25601464
>>25601464
Here's a non retarded bake

>> No.25601492
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25601492

Has anyone tried using a high-frequency trading bot?
I have the option to use one in a group.
Only have to give a percentage of the profit and it seems to be making alot if money.
My friends in it right now.
Why shouldn't I get into bot trading? What other people's experiences with it?

>> No.25601498

>>25601463
Probably looking at real estate

>> No.25601496

>>25601387
A dude that trips here that has made some awesome picks over the last month. Yesterday he shilled CGC and I bought calls and woke up to 200%+ gains on them.

>> No.25601506

>>25601463
hopefully dead

>> No.25601518

>>25601416
OG shill here. We are hitting a dollar next week. Hope you are loaded up.

>> No.25601519

Holy shit CLF Fucking friday call

>> No.25601533

>>25601268
Best smg ever

>> No.25601542

>>25601268
Any cheapies this morning? My portfolio is mooning because of PLTR, TAN, ICLN, DKNG & VOO. That's my whole portfolio up 50%- I am incredibly happy. I have 4 grand to spend, any recommendations?

>> No.25601548

>>25601268
Should I dump PLTR, I don’t see this going well

>> No.25601566

>>25601490

one's already up. migrate here
>>25601473
>>25601473

>> No.25601575

>>25601268
Is a woman the most valuable asset a man can have?

>> No.25601578

>>25601424
saved

>> No.25601587

AMRS AMRS AMRS

>> No.25601590
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25601590

stop selling AMD you fucking faggots.

>> No.25601614

>>25601268
Buy SPCE today, sell for $35
you've been warned

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25601619

>one's already up migrate here

>> No.25601629

>>25601566
>>25601490

DELTE'D GO HERE
>>25601464
>>25601464
>>25601464

>> No.25601652

Stocktwits may be the most cring stock market community I've seen. Way worse than reddit and biz

Anyway, shill me something to buy.
What are we thinking about ABCL? Do you think it's done dropping?

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>>25601587
mrsirs pump de moon yes


AMRS
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/shareholder-alert-amyris-inc-nasdaq-143000033.html


AYRO
very plesent tuk-tuk must buy now!

>> No.25601686

>>25601629
why do you keep spamming this thread?

>> No.25601699

TRVN pumping on good news for start of sale and distribution of their latest drug this year. For those looking for cheapies and to get in early, if this gets more exposure the top could be quite high.

>> No.25601707

>>25601629
Fuck you stop splitting

>> No.25601712

>>25601387
He comes on randomly once every few weeks and drops some insane gems before literal 100%+ gains

He said get in amrs, cgc, mmedf
He also said get ERX calls for 2023

>> No.25601717

>>25601424
>1599226364316.webm
they do it for free

>> No.25601725

>>25601619
Autosaging now :^)

>> No.25601761

>>25601387
It's some faggot attention whore who keeps jerking himself off by samefagging post about himself. He shills a bunch of high volatility stocks, most of them don't work out.

>> No.25601803

>>25601268

I use my CUM CUMSHOT in PUSSY

>> No.25601827

So I lost a build up of information that biz have gift me when my computer died. Since I have no clue wtf to invest in, what has changed or become the new meme stock on the night before Christmas eve?

If folks have suggestion on what to invest i'm open to it. I am however a poorfag so penny stocks welcomed. A new clsk would be nice, but that's probably not going to happen.

>> No.25601833

>>25601761
I think I preferred it when nobody would make new threads a month ago. Fucking A zoomers are so god damn annoying

>> No.25601853

fuck CLF is printing money now

>> No.25601856
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25601856

Is there any good high dividend low volatility stocks that are effected by the DOW Jones? Like SPHD but for Dow?

>> No.25601868

>>25601761
Lol dude hes been on here like 15 times in 3 months and his calls go from 100 to 1000%

>> No.25601870

YES PLEASE

>> No.25601875
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25601875

>>25601803
finally

>> No.25601907

>>25601590
captain morgan is a pretty cheap choice anon. that hooker won't even let you go in raw unless you bust out some Flor De Cana 12 year.

>> No.25601914
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TDAmeritrade not showing prices for certain stocks like AAPL? Anyone else seeing this?

>> No.25601919

>>25601827
>penny stocks welcomed

Can you not buy fractional shares? Percentage gains are percentage gains regardless of the base value of stock.

>> No.25601931

>>25601518
Blessed be confirmation bias. Hope you are right oracle anon.

>> No.25601954

>>25601914
back again.. must be intermittent

>> No.25601955

How long should I hold AMRS, what’s the long term picture

>> No.25601965

>>25601907
That’s a man

>> No.25601969

>>25601575
The stress relief from cooming, and the relaxation of being around good women is bliss. Skanks will do nothing but ruin you though.

>> No.25601973
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25601973

when will you apologize? it only gets worse from here

>> No.25601989

>>25601973
>when will you apologize? it only gets horse from here
ftfy

>> No.25601998

>>25601907
I like the Captain, it just bothers me that there is ice in the glass. Get some whiskey rocks wtf.

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>>25601989
based

>> No.25602026

>>25601868
>GUYS BUY A, B, C, D STOCKS
>Three out of four of them go down
>DA WATCHER HERE, YOU BOUGHT A STOCK, right?
>1000% GAINS BRO THANK YOU. TOTALLY NOT HIM BTW

You're a retard.

>> No.25602040

>>25601575
A woman is an asset that will make you lose other assets, whereas there are other assets that will make you gain women. Therefore a woman is not the most valuable asset.

>> No.25602043

>GME back to 18
Nice

>> No.25602050

>>25601680
finally, another AYRO brother. Hope your are HODLing well

>> No.25602057

is a blue congress bullish or bearish for Palantir?

>> No.25602089

>>25601955
Literal years.

Do some research guy.

They compelted 1 molecule and its going to make them a billion
They have 400 more molecules being quickly made, as they used AI to exponentially quicken the process.

>> No.25602099

>>25601989
I'm just glad Ford saved the mustangs.

>> No.25602121

>>25601919
I'm going to be real with you anon, that thought has never cross my mind and I didn't look into it. I guess like most people I prefer whole numbers.

>> No.25602133

>BALLS DEEP IN CLF, UUUU AND VALE

IM GONNNA IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.25602145

>>25602057
Bullish, get ready to die in an Iranian mountain pass my burger friends.

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Fucking Burgers,
everything is green till Bubba gets to panic sell at open again

>> No.25602173

>>25602057
Bullish, I can't remember who, but 2 people that work with Biden previously worked at PLTR. More contracts coming.

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>>25602133
UUUUUUHHHHHHHHH STEELBROS? YEAH IM THINKING WERE WINNING

>> No.25602191

>>25602026
Except that didnt happen.
Talking out of your ass doesnt get you far, retard.

A month ago he said buy and sell PHUN and an OTC called AMLH, specifically
PHUN rose 50% immediately, AMLH x10'd
Then he did it again this month with AMRS and CGC.

>> No.25602198

>>25602050
We are and our time will come and rub it in the onions-redden faces of the filth that are SOLO holders

>> No.25602216

I'm happy for you, CLF Chad.

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>>25601518
Why are almost all of their drilling old except for bhill and even there they base most of ther data on exploration done in 1976. Why would they not drill if they were confident nothing else could be more bullish.

>> No.25602246

CLF tranny post your gains!

>> No.25602266

>>25602145
Historically Iranians don't kill you, they chop off your dick and make you a slave. There will be no heroic deaths for us, but invest in pharmaceuticals and all that stuff. We are going to get opiumed up Silk Road style, I plan on opening some opium dens next to my local gas station.

>> No.25602274

>>25602155
>the tape over lefty's nipples
God I am so hard....fucking nofap

>> No.25602285

>>25602246
He's probably getting high right now. Can't blame the dude. Stuck with it even when pretty much here FUD posted him for months.

>> No.25602294
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>UUUU comeback
Hey! Hey! UUUU
I don't like your portfolio
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! UUUU
I could be your portfolio

Hey! Hey! UUUU
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! UUUU
I want to be your portfolio

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>>25602246
we are unworthy. we will see him no longer as he has finally ascended while we are left here to suffer...

>> No.25602333

>>25602216
I can’t believe that fat tranny is actually a millionaire soon, I mean I’m happy for him for getting me on CLF but just imagined a millionaire as a boomer dad, not a fat tranny who smokes all day.

>> No.25602361

>>25602333
Welcome to 2021

>> No.25602365
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>GME
what is even happening

>> No.25602394

>>25602294
ok this is cringe

>> No.25602422

BABA to 300 by the end of this month

buy calls if you want free money

>> No.25602442

holy fuck clf finally did it

>> No.25602448

>>25602333
>I can’t believe that fat tranny is actually a millionaire soon, I mean I’m happy for him for getting me on CLF but just imagined a millionaire as a boomer dad, not a fat tranny who smokes all day.
Well he made me $100k so I can't trash the guy, and he's probably a millionaire right now if he were to cash out. CLF has broken the trend of pulling back after hitting weekly records. Steel prices are going to moon and CLF is going to keep going.

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>>25602285
>>25602307
He was one of the most open high rollers I've seen on /smg/, I missed the boat on the whole thing too. Impressive that he pulled it off.

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He bought?

>> No.25602488

>>25601518
plus why would a mining company pivot into hvacs of all things?

>> No.25602492

>>25602285
no one listens to low IQ anime poster FUD all the high IQ posters here have been following the trade for months

>> No.25602497

>>25602294
Why doesn't anybody Bane post this stock? I'm not in it so it's not my deal but it seems too easy.

>> No.25602503

I LOVE OUR NIGGERS! NEW FACE OF GOP NIGGERS!!! WE DON'T NEED A PARTY FOR THE MAJORITY!!!!!

>> No.25602513

>>25602449
agreed, hope hes having a nice time now

>> No.25602530

>my bili +120%
time to sell?

>> No.25602550

>>25602191
PHUN and AMLH are both down since he last shilled them here, you stupid faggot. You're actually retarded if you think there's someone here constantly giving you 1000% gains yet never showing their account size and ignoring all the stock picks that didn't turn out.

>> No.25602556

Which pot head stock should I buy the for blue congress?

>> No.25602566

>>25602530
Doesn't hurt to trim and take your cost basis out so you can let your profits ride worry free.

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>>25602530
>mfw I bought at $17 and sold at 34 for a 2x and just got a notification

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I am THIS close to calling you all the N word and getting banned.
THIS close

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Sorry about your stocks today boys, at least the deficit won't grow!

$2,000 checks is socialism! Socialism is bad!

>> No.25602594

>>25602556
SNDL due to it's price and availability to dumb fuck poor reddit niggers who will poomp it

>> No.25602617

>>25602550
Just kill yourself lmao

>> No.25602624
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>weed
>uranium
>steel

good morning, I love the senate.

>> No.25602653
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So the story has come true. OMG why didn't you listen to me... They're kicking ass today with the roll just starting. Gains and divvies both combined a match made in profit heaven unless I'm mistaken.

>> No.25602657

Why is BCRX mooning? Following some SP index or something?

>> No.25602686

>>25602593
Stimulus checks are bullshit for China, not stimulus check is bullish for SWBI

can't lose with profits on this, but maybe in life

>> No.25602689

>>25602449
so he put $300k into CLF options. kek. based smoking tranny

>> No.25602706

>>25602657
because it's bioshit and it will always moon to sucker retards like you into a sector dominated by insider trading

>> No.25602714
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How do I short white women?

>> No.25602716

>>25602657
apparently jpmorgan presentation soon or something

>> No.25602744

>>25602689
His brother quite literally fed him all the info on clf, ever wonder how a pot smoking tranny had 300k capital to start with? Based CLFTrannys brother

>> No.25602750

>>25602689
no he put like 10k into CLF options and has been rolling them through the run actually. nigger actually did a 100 bagger and counting

>> No.25602752
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25602752

Well it's a super nice surprise that I'm up a lot today considering I thought that I would be fucked up dems took the senate too. However the excitement of me making money today is heavily dulled by the realization and disappointment that the dems control all 3 branches.

>> No.25602763

>>25602449
I kneel to CLF tranny, balls of fucking steel to have faith in his calls despite months of anime poster FUD

>> No.25602769

>>25602716
That was already known yesterday, I even posted it here.

>> No.25602778

>>25602593
Based Turtle Retard BTFOing poors. "Small" businesses need that money more anyway, like where I work at where profits were up in 2020 yet somehow my boss got to pocket a $300,000 loan which was completely "forgiven" from Turtle & Co.

>> No.25602796

>>25602593
I hope he gets booted from his senate leader post once the dems take it. Then pass the 2000 check bill.

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i felt ballsy weeks ago but this was a good lesson to learn

>> No.25602881

>>25602714
>Subjugate yourself to other women due to their skin pigmentation
They're dumb enough to do it too. Pol is completely incorrect about the root cause of society's problems; women are the real issue with society and if we repealed the 19th Amendment society would drastically improve overnight

>> No.25602882

My 15c GME calls i bought yesterday are printing rn

>> No.25602908

>>25601302
FPBP, we've degenerated to /fit/ levels.

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>>25602617
Giv me mony for my trading group, sirs, all the best stocks, 1000% plus gains only $50 per month

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I'm up 50% on MARA because the valuation seemed compelling. But can someone tell me why RIOT and Mara both pumped in 2017 and went to the fucking toilet afterwards? Why should we expect anything different?

>> No.25602938

>>25602796
i hope for the opposite so you poors go away

>> No.25602948

numi riseeee

>> No.25602954

Why is their 2 threads you retards

>> No.25602955

>>25602882
Wouldnt the premium on that be extremely high

>> No.25602961

>>25601268
Gorgeous girl

>> No.25602982

>even a pot smoking tranny can become a millionaire by gambling on options

why am i even buying stocks? am i retarded

>> No.25602994

>>25602882
Yes, 10 calls cost me $5,750. Regardless the premium is only gonna go up with this Q4 pump incoming.