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She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 15 link a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

>> No.25599916

never change biz

>> No.25599944

>>25599823
kek, saved

>> No.25599973

>>25599823
take out a line of credit. its low interest.

>> No.25599994

For calling your mum "dumb bitch" you deserve to be homeless scum

>> No.25600056

hey tard, get a fucking job. your shitcoin will never go anywhere and even if it does, youre going to have to pay capital gains tax on it and that will null whatever gains you made. youll make way more money working in the fields than with crypto, and will actually be able to move out, instead of checking your phone every 10 minutes

>> No.25600073

>>25599823
Was waiting for this to come back, good to see you

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25600096

invest ALL of it into high quality crack RIGHT NOW and smoke up brother

>> No.25600101

>>25599944
>>25599973
>>25599994
>>25600056
go back

>> No.25600113

ah:) I was beginning to think these kind of days were over for good

>> No.25600350

>>25599823
anon
get her a wallet and send it to her
if link goes up tell her that link will multiply and start paying rent for yourself for the entire year if it moons

>> No.25600611
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25600611

>>25600056
This.
I work as a Canadian irrigation technician and make over $300,000 a year fixing farmers clogged pipes. Without people like me you wouldn't be able to get all your produce on time as the vegetables wouldn't ever get watered.

We encounter so many problems from day to day. The main problem of pipes getting clogged up here in Manitoba is rabbits and squirrels crawling down the pipes and getting stuck. Those fucking rodents keep me employed.

Sometimes we can get them to run out by throwing a few stink bombs down the hole making the rabbits and squirrels run away from the stink. But other times we have to use more drastic measures like high pressured air.

You see when these fucking rabbits run down the pipes and get stuck because they're fat fucks we blast them out using compressed air tanks. We hook up the industrial compressor to the pipes and begin pumping the system up to 2000 psi. It usually results in the rabbits being blown to pieces and flying out the other end.

I've seen rabbits and squirrels eviscerated into pieces from my high air pressure pump blown to smithereens. I should feel bad for them but I really don't because at the end of the day if it wasn't for hard working people like me you wouldn't have any carrots or lettuce or cabbages on your plate at night.

People like me provide a use to society. We make sure people like you can have a full stomach at the end of the day and eat a food warm meal. Unlike you crypto cucks who just invest in digital ponzi schemes and throw around your scam shit I'm actually making a difference in the world.

It makes me proud at the end of the day that I can actually see my hard work in cold hard cash that the farmers hand me. Unlike your digital garbage that has no use case and will never be adopted. Even if I have to blow rabbits and squirrels to pieces I can sleep good at night knowing I'm helping feed Canada by maintaining the farmers vegetables. It's more than you faggots can say.

>> No.25600701

>>25599823
Give her 10 and tell her to wait a month to cash out

>> No.25600984

wow so many newgfags

>> No.25601915

>>25599823
bless you anon, I've been monitoring that number for 2 years now

>> No.25601940

>>25599823
what did the number start at i forget

>> No.25602038

>>25601940
>>15216314

>> No.25602095

>>25599823
You literally posted this exact thread a couple months ago. What's the point of repeating a larp?

>> No.25602134

>>25602095
you have to go back

>> No.25602190

>>25602134
newfag trying to sound cool? You aren't even using it right.

>> No.25603300

>>25602190
Kys retard

>> No.25603589

>>25600611
Is there any reason why you can't do that job AND invest in crypto? Or did you just get left behind and now you're feeling salty?

>> No.25603733

>>25599823
I was born in SD where do you live?
Either take out credit or get a wagie job or sell off link to pay her. Although for 500 a month you can just get your own place desu. Maybe even low income housing, I lived in low income housing for a while in Pierre and it was comfy and only like 250 a month

>> No.25603796

>>25600611
nice reddit spacing boomer fag
thanks for being part of the slave caste to support my neet lifestyle

>> No.25604120

>>25599823
>>25603733
I'm very surprised they legalized marijuana. Never thought based SD would do it. Also, I grew up in Pierre and hated it, moved away ~6 years ago. Recently went back to visit and was in the black hills, never realized how beautiful it was until then

>> No.25604158

>>25599823
Ngmi hard