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25573168 No.25573168 [Reply] [Original]

>go to therapist for first time
>get called a racist
>offered ssris
How do I short therapists?

>> No.25573287

>>25573168
Lmaoooo I had a similar experience with my therapist, he called me a chauvinist/misogynist and asked if I hated women.

This godforsaken site is the only therapy we have, faggot.

>> No.25573309

>>25573168
>Are the niggers in this room with you anon?

>> No.25573347

>going to a therapist
weak faggots

>> No.25573357

>>25573168
Therapist will go out of business once everyone can find their echo chamber for free on Reddit

>> No.25573374
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25573374

>>25573287
>This godforsaken site is the only therapy we have, faggot.
Sad, but true.
I'd have probably necked myself by now if not for 4chan, /pol/ and /biz/ specifically.

>> No.25573384

>>25573168
youre dumb as fuck dor showing your racism to you therapist

>> No.25573414

>>25573287
>This godforsaken site is the only therapy we have, faggot.
I hate that this is so true

>> No.25573426

>>25573168
>>25573287
Believes the western jewish influenced idea of mental health and western jewish influenced therapy that always ends in the pharma jew profiting. Hm

>> No.25573508
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25573508

>employer forces me to go to company therapist because I made "insensitive remarks" (I politely asked a tranny at work to dress more appropriately)
>spent an hour tearing down the therapist and getting them to tell me how she's not satisfied with their life and job and finally get her to admit that she hates her life
>the next day I come to work and find out she hanged herself in her office a couple hours after I left
It's that easy.

>> No.25573556

>>25573168
take the pill goy

>> No.25573561

>>25573508
I found myself standing and clapping after reading this.

>> No.25573664

>>25573508
Based and sociopath-pilled

>> No.25573700

>>25573168
can you get xanax using this method?

>> No.25573701
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25573701

>>25573168
Clinical psychologist here. I swear to god everyone in this profession is so fucking bluepilled and normie it really hurts bros.

I had other psychologists that assess trannies tell me that they base the descision for hormone treatment and cutting the cock off based on archetypal projective tests by Jung.

Its basically a confidence man scam to be a psychologist/Psychiatrist.

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25573719

>go to therapist for first time
>get called a paranoid schizo cause I just try to warn everyone about the unfilled cme gaps
>tell her all I get in return from these people is a (you) with a basedjack next to it
>are these cme gaps in the room with us now anon?

>> No.25573859

>>25573168
It’s so ez bros just read Bronze Age Mindset and lift instead

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25573939

>>25573719

>> No.25574019

SHRMF TWGL MMEDF LKYSF
Unironically

>> No.25574067

>>25573508
nice, did the office stand up and clap too?

>> No.25574915
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25574915

>based..? Based on what?

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>>25573168
>How do I short therapists?
long this

>> No.25575344

>>25573701
Cringe. Every single one of Jung's conclusions were backed up by his very own extensive research. Scientific consensus is on his side.

>> No.25575377

>>25573168
>LOOK ME IN THE EYE ANON
>HOW COULD YOU LOSE YOUR LIFE SAVINGS IN A PICKLE JAR

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>>25573168
lmao, how did that even come up, did you literally start the conversation with "I hate niggers"?

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25575475

>>25573719
Well, are they?

>> No.25575519

>>25573168
Imagine paying for someone to call you a left wing slur, based on a pseudoscience that requires you to deny that genetics influences our behavior, personality and cognition, and that human evolution in the brain never happened in the 250000 years of our existence.


>>25573508
Antiracists and people who hold left wing opinions deserve punishment so good for you

>> No.25575621

>>25575404
I start every single sentence with ¨I hate niggers¨, I have to assert my dominance every waking second of my life. Women fall at my feet.

>> No.25575662

>>25573374
underrated post

>> No.25575958

>>25573508
Thats awful you should have dicked her if she was pretty then sued the company for big bucks and lived happily ever after with your new waifu.

>> No.25576159
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25576159

>>25575344
Ok please draw the first thing that comes to your mind into each field. After that i will look at it and decide if we will cut off your weiner and give you hormones that will turn you into a freak worthy of showing in a circus.

>> No.25576240

>>25573508
based and dark triadpilled

>> No.25576328

>>25573168
I've met a therapist who was racist as me and doesn't push drugs.. Your first mistake was going to a psychiatrist, your 2nd was probably thinking being licensed or pay rate matters when selecting one (which it doesn't), your third mistake was assuming all therapists are the same when there is a great variety out there..

Good job FUDing it though ensuring more 4chinners remain mentally stunted when many here could probably benefit from it

>> No.25576392

Always do the opposite of what leftists say and you will be happy

They will tell you racism and misogyny are mental illnesses while they take 3 different antidepressants daily and drink a 3 liters of wine a week

>> No.25576468

>mommy makes me go to therapy cuz shes a schizo
>act normal
>tell mommy to fuck off
>Just refuse to talk and just say yeah

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25576528

>>25573168
>>25573287
>incels getting diagnosed correctly
maybe i should try therapy they might actually be competent

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25576548

>>25576159

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>>25573309

>> No.25576610

Therapists can be fucking dogshit, and the government doesn't allow you to review them because it doesn't want 10% of therapists to have 99% of clients.

Get a coach, 90% are still dogshit but at least then you can look at their reviews.

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25576639

>>25576159

>> No.25576644

>>25576548
>he drew the weiner
anon, i...

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25576669

>>25573309

>> No.25576774

>>25573168
>make sure the therapist is not standing on something electrically insulated
>expose a power line
>make the therapist in question to hold the exposed part of the power line
You're welcome anon.

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25576940

Mine called me a narcissistic degenerate. lol
I also told that whore to buy BTC when it was at $4k, doubt she did it.

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>>25576159

>> No.25577159

>>25573287
How do I find a racist therapist?

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25577572

>>25576639
Incredible

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>>25573561
>>25573664
Kek imagine being low IQ enough to believe this larp

>> No.25577804

>>25573168
>>25573287

99.99999% of the meme mental health industry is driven by boomers who want to pay someone to tell them that their children are fucked in some way or another that is ego-convenient.

Not to be confused with legitimate professionals. It's like the difference between alternative medicine and private practice.

>> No.25577821

>>25573168
>go to psychiatrist for the first time
>get prescribed klonopin and told its not addictive at the amount I take
>it was a complete lie because its extremely addictive and im not physically dependent on it
>God awful withdrawals if I don't take it
America. Am I rite, bros?

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>>25573287
>This godforsaken site is the only therapy we have, faggot.

I fuckin love all you fags. Fuck all the sanitized, PC normie parts of the internet. This Senegalese bongo drumming forum will forever and always be home.

>> No.25578118

>>25576159
They use this test extensively in job recruiting in Latin America. I know how to do it right from memory

>> No.25578154

>>25573508
That truth you got there is a mighty dangerous weapon, Compadre.

>> No.25578241

>>25577902
We are the Id.

>> No.25578274

>>25576940
>mogging your therapist with financial gainsmaxxing
i need to finally commit to /fit/ don’t i

>> No.25578579

>>25573374
>I'd have probably necked myself by now if not for 4chan, /pol/ and /biz/ specifically.
it's important to know that you alone are not viewing the world as a fuck-fest. gives perspective. This place (the earth) blows and no one will ever help you. You must take what you want. Glad to be alive before the internet gets its balls cut off.

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>>25573508