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I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave 0.000001 KEK to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my KEK wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion in the Portuguese countryside (fuck taxes) and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my KEK) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my KEK wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 KEK to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted nine hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 KEK to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

>> No.25548293

So how the fuck do I buy this good sir.

And what is it

>> No.25548316

Thats a pretty sad existence

>> No.25548335

You would like the tate brothers

>> No.25548351

kek I miss these pepes

2018 was a wild ride

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>>25548168
>Cumming before workout wasting your test
NGMI

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>>25548335
I actually do lol. signed up for the WRTA yesterday.
>>25548293
www.cryptokek.com
>>25548316
lol gay
>>25548510
>not being so high test that you need to cum before working out so you don't destroy the gym

>> No.25548759

>>25548168
based olga-posting

>> No.25549164

KEK this coin is making me so fucking hard. they also keep hinting on link integration, unironically next 100x bros

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>>25548759
>>25548351

>> No.25549294

>>25548168
how do you read this and NOT be bullish on kek?

>> No.25549326

>>25549164
this will be the biggest thing I am calling it. Months from now people will be crying that they didn't get in now

>> No.25549414

>>25548335
Just checked out a vid from them.
>Cope brothers
>Shilling their meaningless preferences
>Fighting is good when u get jumped in shady places
Martial arts cope artists

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Smells like curry in here. I reckon those Indian brothers are back.

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>>25548168
Just letting you know in advance, Kek is not going to be pleased with this...

>> No.25549796

>>25549326
for sure this, you have to be blind not to see it

>> No.25550250

>>25549481
kek is very pleased with this

>> No.25550340

>>25548293
This im new how do get

>> No.25550355

Tate brothers and other self help "chads" make money from selling u that course, try to teach u not to be a sheep, to be a self made man. Don't fall for the ponzi scheme

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>>25550340
>>25548293
www.cryptokek.com
here is a guide sirs on how to use uniswap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNFFyFS5yh0

>> No.25550686

>>25550469

Thank you sir I will investigate

>> No.25551151

>>25550469
Very based.

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>>25550355
Knowledge is power fren.

>> No.25551301

>>25548168
why this post have so much sex?

>> No.25551339

>>25548628
>WRTA

how is it

>> No.25551468

>>25551301
kek holders have huge amount of sex

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>>25551339
I got it cos I'm shit at macro moves of BTC I lost more than the course cost fucking about so I just bought the bullet. The signals look good but haven't had a chance to set up accounts yet. DESU I'm more interested in getting into the war-room to see what's going on in there but I'll just pay for that with profits from the signals.

>>25550686
>>25551151
I'm genuinely looking forward to more features of KEK coming live so I can actually use them. I think I'll make more money of the data I can get than I'll make dumping the tokens.

>> No.25551489

>>25548168
I want do the needful mpregnate this pepe and make her belly nice and big!
Sexse pepe sirs!

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25551723

Try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to get rich is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.

>> No.25551778

>>25550469
Thank you sir

>> No.25552273

>>25551778
kek

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>> No.25553660

>>25551468
Agreed