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>tfw no gf

>> No.25537029
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women are secondary to men's more noble pursuits

such as tanning while you drive old ferraris

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>>25536956
based 2011 bro

>> No.25537075

Cursed

>> No.25537084
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25537084

I'm unironically turning a wizard this year.

>> No.25537087

>>25537029
based

>> No.25537164

>>25537084
based

>> No.25537176

>>25536956
Know that feel
But
My entire life ive had like 5 fwb who were gf material, but i couldnt bring myself to be exclusive with because their genetic quality was kind of meh and i had other girls willing to suxk my dick.
Now i am old and lost my looks and youth and regret it a ton, meeting women is next to impossible with these retarded lockdowns and the fact that im aging hard. I would turn back time and gf a 3/10 if it meant i still had that happiness

>> No.25537180

>>25537084
I met with fiance (gf for 3 years) when I was 28 and had sex for the first time at 26. I barely escaped it but things like wanting to jerk off a lot and have alone time are definitely things I value and my girl is cool with it and just likes to watch shows and nap so its all good.

You'll be fine, anon. Just think of the powers you'll have.

>> No.25537226

At this point i would probably starting blushing and get a hardon if a lamdwhale held my hand

>> No.25537254

>>25536956
>tfw holding zora

>> No.25537269

>>25536956
Overrated. I’ve had 4 long term gfs and sex thousands of times with plenty of women the past 12 years of my life. I’m 28 now and I’ve only gotten laid twice since all the covid shit started. couldn’t be happier. Lost interest in pussy when I started coming here everyday and making money

>> No.25537278

>>25537180
At this point I don't care anymore. Probably wouldn't even bother having sex/gf even if I make it in crypto.

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23yo incel here. Stay strong bros

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>>25536956

>> No.25537367

>>25536956
I had a girlfriend who I later found out had borderline personality disorder, it was a living hell being with her. No girlfriend now and I'm much happier

>> No.25537372

>>25537084
Net worth?

>> No.25537399

>>25536956
me too bro

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>>25536956
>tfw no gf

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Women are niggers and not worthy

>> No.25537762

I HAD SEX WHEN I WAS 39
I COULD BARELY GET IT UP BECAUSE OF MY JACKOFF DEATH GRIP

I COULDNT FEEL THE PUSSY BROS
I WAITED TOO LONG IT WAS LIKE FUCKING AIR
TOOK ME AN HOUR TO CUM

>> No.25538524

>>25537762
Circumsion

>> No.25538543

Someone made big shilling for base protocol and seems like they took my attention, price x5 just for a week!

>> No.25538566

>>25536956
>no gf
gmi

>> No.25538577

>>25536956
gfs are for fags unironically

>> No.25538579

>>25537372
75k

>> No.25538590

>>25536956

I have a gf but she is obese

>> No.25538591

>>25537084
I just turned 30 but I had a few one night stands. Do I not be a wizard? I haven't talked to a woman in like a year.

>> No.25538621

>>25536956
Ahem. I came here to tell you OP that it's not really all it's cracked up to be. In fact, it's an unnecessary amount of stress and distraction. Plus, women are unneccesarily emotional all the time. So those few times of the year you actually feel a bit emotional she won't really be that much help. Just chill and make money. Women are nothing until you find an actual wife-worthy woman

>> No.25538639

>>25538591
Wizardry means being >30yo and a virgin.

>> No.25538660

>>25538639
Yeah I figured. So I get the worst of both worlds.

>> No.25538704

>>25536956
bitch left me right before crypto mooned
whatever, i'm gmi without her stupid ass

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>>25538577
>gfs are for fags unironically

>> No.25538744

>>25537052
Simpler times

>> No.25538763

>>25538660
Guessing the sex wasn't worth the loss of magic.

>> No.25538792

All my friends with girlfriends are either miserable, poor or whipped.
Come to think of it, the only few I know in successful relationships are either very wealthy and/or dare a very submissive woman younger than them.

Hmm...

>> No.25538828

>>25537052
>>25538744
that meme wasn't really from 2011 was it?

>> No.25538834

>>25537176
Nice larp faggot

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>>25538744
indeed
>>25538828
yes

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>>25538890
>yes

>> No.25538989

>>25537762
I refuse to believe an over 39 year old man types like this.

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>>25538989
you take the speech of those with whom you surround yourself, it's not out of the question

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>>25536956
>2011+10
>Still wanting a GF

ISHYGDDT

>> No.25539127

>>25536956
if it floats flies or fucks we rent

never buy into the waifu meme

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>>25536956
>business and finance
go make that face somewhere else

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>>25539085
>>2011+10
>>Still wanting a GF

>ISHYGDDT

>> No.25539209

>>25537084
same bro. it is what it is. It makes me sad to think about sometimes, don't really know where things went wrong...

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>>25539062
You forecast a grim future. I shall do everything in my power to prevent myself from becoming like this but I fear my fate is already sealed.

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>>25539219
we have to beat fate

>> No.25539330

>>25539130
This happens to me all the time. Jannies ban me, and the board dies. Every fucking time. Yet op and others can make threads like this

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>>25539130
kek fuck jannies

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>>25536956
>tfw no gf

>> No.25539417

>>25539330
you just have to make your threads as blatantly obnoxious as possible. They know that we shit on them for fun what are they gonna do, 3 day ban? kek ok I'll make another one in 3 days they can't ban us all. Permanent ban? I'll just spend 1.3 linkies on a VPN. They banned all VPN posting? I'm going to buy the website and stick all their personal info on a minecraft server

janniggers better hope they don't delete the wrong threads because half the board is about to become millionaires kek. But I'm sure most of them probably secretly enjoy it anyway

>> No.25539426

>>25536956
jack off to genshin. simple as.

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>>25538828
Maybe

>> No.25539440

>>25536956
Next year it will be ten years since I last got laid. Is it possible I will become a virgin again?

>> No.25539448

>>25536956
that movie sucks

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>>25539260
We can only try. Godspeed, anon.

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Studied this platform, looks interesting with open source crypto card game and investment options with long-term partnership.

>> No.25539506

>>25537029
and redpilled

>> No.25539559

>>25537029
no anons, consooming is not based or redpilled

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>>25536956
Bella Protocol can be your girlfriend / wifey. Her daddy ARPA will accept you.

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>>25536956
>>25539347
I hope to get a gf this year or next bros. This run might give me the confidence(a house) to

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>>25536956
Don't worry anon, I got you. The solution is here.

>> No.25539937

>>25538834
Who would larp about fucking a bunch of 3s?