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"I work on the Internet."
"I work with computers."
"I manage investments."
"I work from home."
"I'm unemployed."

I don't have a great answer that doesn't reveal my true power.

>> No.25509231

I make money fuck prostitute

>> No.25509267

"I'm self employed."

>> No.25509274

>>25509084
have a gambling addiction

>> No.25509376

>>25509084
>so anon what do you do for a living?

Uhh you mean like moneywise? idk making money's so easy, I guess I'm just gambling at this point but I somehow keep winning haha

Works every time.

>> No.25509511

>>25509267
"So what do you do?"

>> No.25509556

>>25509084
Working? If you love what you do you never work a single day in your life.

>> No.25509962

>>25509084
“Have you heard of interoperable blockchains that run decentralised networks that provide smart contract access to secure and reliable data inputs and outputs.”

“Ummm”

“Okay just imagine a more advanced bitcoin, I do market analysis on that technology to generate profits, so what do you do?”

>> No.25509996

>>25509084
Mommy said don't talk to strangers

>> No.25510124

Just imagine leonardo da vinci but instead of painting I do internet

>> No.25510186

>>25509511
I make money from fuck prostitute. And you?

>> No.25510187

Professional sports bettor

>> No.25510201

>>25509267
that's just corporate speak for unemployed anon

>>25509084
I just tell them the truth, I buy internet monopoly money. the best ways to avoid these conversations is with a stupid joke and ask them something back

>> No.25510243

>>25510124
Me too. I have homosex Only Fans where making over $50 for every months.

>> No.25510275

>>25509084
Professional Basket Weaver

>> No.25510334

>>25509084
i've been taking financial advice from anonymous schizos on a japanese cartoon porn forum and investing in internet meme currency.

>> No.25510338

>>25509084
I am CFO

Chief Fomo Officer

>> No.25510362

I provide janitorial services to an online AIDS support community

>> No.25510365

>>25510186
I make prostitute from fuck money

>> No.25510392

>>25509084
Investor
"oh cool anon what do you invest in"
upcoming technology
"like tesla and stuff :)"
yes like tesla and stuff

>> No.25510409

>>25509267
cringe

>> No.25510474

>>25509962
>bitcoin

That’s a trigger word for normies. The second they hear that they go full NPC mode and run FUD.exe

>> No.25510532

I'm employed with a cyber-techno machinations company, I do a lot of security analyst programming type work. Open source, decentralized, APIs, partnerships, you name it.

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>>25509084
This is kind of the standard conversation I have.
>I'm an investor
>So like stocks and stuff?
>Yeah pretty much
Then depending on how the general markets are doing they either comment on how markets are down or they ask for stock tips. I avoid giving any advice so nothing ever blows back on me. Most people have zero clue about investing so they usually never go deeper than that and the conversation moves on.

>> No.25510624

Pee pee poo poo

>> No.25510704

>>25509084
"Cryptocurrency speculation". Doesn't matter what they think, all they know is that my cars and house are nicer than theirs lmao

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>>25509376
>really anon? how much do you make? haha

>> No.25510767

>>25509084
i'm a writer works nicely

>> No.25510777

>>25510722
>turns 360 degrees and walks away

>> No.25510804

>>25509084
I get this a lot.

"I work in finance from home."
If they're curious they ask what that means.
"I speculate in a highly volatile, emergent series of asset classes. Lately I've been getting into commodities."
"Like day trading?"
"Gold, silver, cryptocurrencies, uranium, steel. A few other sectors, like cyber security and early stage infrastructure for the space economy."
If someone is still curious I describe my thesis.

Being a weirdo about your hobbies isn't cool or safe. It's just being weird. If you're passionate about a thing, let it come out. Otherwise you're just a fucking creep ruled by fear.

>> No.25510829

I drive.

>> No.25510842

>>25510804
Based

>> No.25510889

>>25510804
Actually can you post your thesis, I legitimately want to read it.

>> No.25510892

>>25510532
Based, got any thoughts on Chainlink? Sounds like it’s right up your alley

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25510895

>>25509084
"asset portfolio manager"

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>>25510829
>t.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY

>> No.25511333

>>25509084
I'm military so it's pretty easy to say I do that and then immediately shut down any further prying with "sorry, not allowed to talk about it".

You might try telling them you're a freelance copy editor for technical manuals and reference books. Download a couple PDFs to show people and they'll immediately get bored out of their minds. It's a great lie if you're at all good with proper grammar.

If you're not good with language, it's hard to keep up that lie and I couldn't think of anything else to tell you. If it's not family, you can always just claim you inherited some money from a wealthy great uncle or something. Just keep in mind the best lies are simple and actively deter investigation by being really boring and tedious.

>> No.25511411

>>25511333
why would you lie about this?

>> No.25511591

>>25511411
>why would you lie about this?
Lie about what? What "this" in particular? In OP's case obviously he's practicing good OPSEC so nobody comes after his crypto wealth. In my case I really can't talk about my work.

Lying in general? It can be a good default protective mechanism/stance. Leaking information willy nilly can only come back to haunt you later. Actively spreading misinfo around can mitigate the damage of leaking accurate information.

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>>25511333
holy checkeddd

>> No.25511733

>>25510804
This is based advice. Anytime someone asks I just tell them I invest and trade in stuff. They usually don’t ask more than that and just assume I’m a fairly smart financial anon at that point if I’m able to do this for a living. The other week I was meeting some of my gf’s siblings for the first time around Christmas and we were talking about work, when it got to my turn I told them I just do a little investing and trading. My gf then was then like “oh he’s just being modest, he’s always looking at charts and doing research and is really smart about all that stuff.” You could tell by their reaction they were pretty impressed and assumed I was fairly well off. Then when it was one of her bro’s turns he reluctantly said “oh I just work in sales..” like he was a little embarrassed about his wagecuckery and wanted to change topics immediately. Made me feel kinda based desu. My gf knows I do well but doesn’t know how much I actually have in my portfolio. What she thinks is research is me just shitposting on biz

>> No.25511746

>>25509084
I dont talk to people

>> No.25511916

>>25511591
I figured it was about hiding your power level so you don't become a target, but is the risk actually that severe that you shouldn't tell people that you trade in crypto?

I'm retarded, so I may be overestimating the security here.

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25512022

>>25510777
Retard

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>>25512022
>Retard

>> No.25512099

>>25512022
i think the retard is you
the joke <
you<

>> No.25512151

>>25510392
Nah. Investor attracts the wrong kind of women, and scares away the good ones. I’m still not sure how to handle this question so I’ve been going with my old job and just being upfront when we meet and talk a bit. It hasn’t been going well desu. One decent girl seemed to think I was full of shit/trying to impress her and I can’t blame her. I JUST WANT A CUTE WHOLESOME GF AND IM A MILLIONAIRE FFS.

>> No.25512183

>>25511733
pffffHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.25512203

>>25509962
Jus stick with the first, they wil not understand and won’t care. if you wanna flex you just put an estimate on your monthly income

>> No.25512215

>>25511916
>but is the risk actually that severe that you shouldn't tell people that you trade in crypto?
Yes, absolutely. Let's say you have 10BTC today, at $350k that's decent bragging money but you wouldn't think someone would kill you over it, right? First of all, that's wrong, people will kill for a lot less. Second, let's say it's been 4 years and now that 10BTC is worth $10 million. Now you're DEFINITELY a target and you have no idea who knows you have crypto. Any random crazy or desperate person might see on the news that BTC hit a mil and remember that you have MULTIPLE BTC.

Even if nobody gets violent with you, it will change all your personal relationships massively if friends and family know you're suddenly wealthy. Look up what happens to people who win the lottery, it's never good.

The best thing about crypto is the privacy aspect. Just keep your mouth shut and enjoy your gains quietly.

>> No.25512228

>>25509084
i tell them im a waiter becos i am and you will become one too if u keep holding the stinky linky like me

>> No.25512289

>>25512151
You might have to find your own epstein to hook you up with a properly groomed stacy, anon.

>> No.25512356

What you need to do is do your passion/hobby like making music/editing/drawing whatever and pretend that is your job, which it should be if you genuinely care about it.

That and pretend that you just "save on the side" and most normalfags will just say "cool" and that's it.

>> No.25512441

you lie about what you do
say you drive an ice cream truck while joking
then say you other silly shit
if your still talking then they are interested
then say you invest or trade crypto

>> No.25512444

>>25510804
Having a few guys with motorcycle helmets and baseball bats show up at your door isn't cool or safe either.
Not that anyone ever asks but usually just say that I have some savings.

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>>25510722
"Well that depends on how hard I work, since I am my own boss."
>that's so cool anon, i bet you make alot of money then
"I made $40,000 in the first four days of 2021."

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>>25511733
>What she thinks is research is me just shitposting on biz

Based

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>>25509084
importer/exporter. mostly latex.

>> No.25512647

>>25512151
Yeah, being evasive trying to hide your power level is easily interpreted as "he's unemployed and is pretending he's not"... which.. is kind of true...

>> No.25512655

>>25509084
Just establish a front for your investements (investment/holding company).

This makes it sound way more professional than "investor".

>I run a small family office / holding company / investment company that invests in novel technologies.

If you want to score plus points with leftie thots throw in focused on sustainability/diversity at the end.

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>>25509084
LINK marine here, I shill for Schwab on tweeter and 4channel

>> No.25512774

>>25512444
You watch too many movies and need to get out in the outside world, anon. You really think the average acquaintance you meet through work, mutual friends, etc. is some thug that’s gonna show up at your house with a baseball bat and ski mask just because you told them you invest in stuff? It’s not like you’re out here telling anons you have 6-7 figures invested and if you do you’re an idiot. For all they know you’re a larping faggot anyway who was just trying to impress people, why would they go all through that trouble for that possible outcome?

>> No.25512779

I'm a junior executive who loses half his pay buying shotcoins peddled by Indians on an anime image board

>> No.25512804

"I speculate on a blockchain Middleware platform that prevents centralized organizations from lying about how much rain thier crops got"

>> No.25512915

>>25512779
Don't worry buddy, once you're a senior executive you'll learn to gamble OTHER peoples' money on shitcoins.

>> No.25512957

is it too late to buy anons

>> No.25513154

>>25509084
I do marketing on social media for a company developing a middle-ware solution to provide definitive truth.

>> No.25513348

“I trade cryptocurrency”

>> No.25513393

I'm retired

>> No.25513404

>>25512022
always get someone unless this is bait to the bait

>> No.25513434

I trade digital assets for South Asian investors on an American frog permaculture board.

>> No.25513802

>>25509084
"I'm a financial advisor."

>> No.25513809

>>25510532
Kek haven't seen this one in awhile

>> No.25513849

>>25511733
>What she thinks is research is me just shitposting on biz

Unfathomably based

>> No.25513869

>>25509084
i'm a programmer myself

>> No.25513943

I'm a porn star.

>> No.25514185

>>25509084
"My NDA precludes any disclosure or discussion of my 'job'... unless you get authorized after filling & submitting these forms."

>> No.25514215

>>25512774
I can't control who my friends talk to or if they talk loudly in public or something. In fact one time I was sitting on a terrace and my m8 asked "hows those bitcorns doing" (stupidly told him a long time ago) and I'm sure someone could've heard that. I think you underestimate what people will do for 100k. People threaten 15 year old food delivery kids with a knife for a few tenners, ffs.

>> No.25514301

>>25512490
only $40k?

>> No.25514345

>>25509084
"I'm a freelance blockchain developer"

Is my go to. Most people either aren't interested or ask what that is, and I say I work in tech, then that's that. Generally speaking no-one is interested in hearing about it. It sounds better than "I'm unemployed and gamble on shitcoins"

>> No.25514374

>>25512490
based poorfag

>> No.25514376

>>25510722
>A cup breasts
my linkies arent for you sweetie

>> No.25514377

>>25513943
I sell pictures of my very big dick on onlyfans

>> No.25514455

>>25509084
I’m a janitor

>> No.25514458

>>25509084
Make money and fuck bitches. They dont need to know any more than that

>> No.25514550

>>25514455
I too work for free to make friends

>> No.25514610

>>25514376
Understandable, AA DFC is truly the thinking man's preference.

>> No.25514619

>>25512774
People get robbed and killed for 2 and 3 figure sums. If some nefarious characters really believe you have access to 100k+ in crypto it's not unreasonable to think you might be targeted.

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>>25509084
I manage funds and suggest investors from Mumbai about investments.

>> No.25514820

>>25509084
"Painter & photographer"

>> No.25514839

Sales.
They will never ask you a thing about your work ever again.

>> No.25514986

>>25514839
I'd rather get robbed at gunpoint than have people think I work in sales

>> No.25515093

>>25509084
>You mean a job? Well, I tried that once and I just didn’t like it.

>> No.25515186

>>25513404
that's what I always wonder, Poe's law I guess

>> No.25515288

I made it in 2018, learned how to craft wood items, I have a nice webshop with my crafts and even though I don't sell shit (aside to my parents) it's my front. Girls love it because it's artsy and they know I have money because of my education and good lifestyle

>> No.25515304

>>25513348
woah woah woah, slow down champ'

>> No.25515428

i sweep floors

>> No.25516419

>>25514986
kek
You have the mindset to do the job now that you can dissociate your decisions from your emotions.
You can finally compete with psychopaths!

>> No.25516604

>>25510474
This, never ever mention Bitcoin

>> No.25516703

>>25510804
Go ahead

>> No.25516725

>>25509084
I work in a popcorn factory we make popcorn for the federal government

>> No.25516991

>>25509084
I work in popcorn mines.

>> No.25517052

>Freelance programmer. Made my room into an office, and I practically never leave. Busy busy busy making lots of money

>> No.25517090

i need a poo

>> No.25517613

Why do you have to answer at all?
>it's none of your business what I do
especially as a neet, who's ass do you have to kiss?

>> No.25517643 [DELETED] 

Stop fudding, just participate fucking Duckdao and forget about this shit coin
>I made great earnings from x4 rising this month
> https://etherscan.io/token/0xfbeea1c75e4c4465cb2fccc9c6d6afe984558e20

>> No.25517884

I just crank "takin' care of business" on my phone full blast in their face and then flick a cigarette at their chest

>> No.25517924

>>25509084
I'm bodacious

>> No.25518174

"I'm a private investigator, mostly work from home, but sometimes I have to go out to watch and follow my targets in real life. Most of the time it's for cheating spouses but lately I've been doing some jobs for the governemnt, tax evaders you know."

>> No.25518304

I sit at home and binge watch porn and binge eat cheese pops.

>> No.25518310

>>25509084
shitcoin farmer

>> No.25518417

>>25509084
I hire women from East Asian and sell their picso only fans.

100k Revnue 90k net profit monthly.

>> No.25518433

I click buttons on a computer

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25518464

The great thing about COVID is that we now have a socially acceptable excuse for not sitting in traffic for 3 hours a day.

>"How come you're always at home?"
>"Oh I work remote full-time nowadays.

>> No.25518468

>>25517613
Well sometimes you want to actually have a conversation with someone. Besides, that kind of response just arouses suspicion.

>> No.25518586

>>25518464
>sitting in traffic for 3 hours a day
how do wagecucks do it? i can't comprehend

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25518672

>>25510338

I'm the internet's CBO

Chief Bobo Officer

>> No.25518789

>>25509084
I work in finance.

>> No.25518870

>>25518789
This is the non-autist answer for normies. If they need a follow up, tell them you're a strategy analyst.

>> No.25518902

>>25509084
I daytrade.

>> No.25519096

>>25511733
>what she thinks is research is me just shitposting on biz.
Well helloo based army

>> No.25519416

>>25510889
I'll give the long version and let you look up the data.
Markets are cyclical and conditions are set for macro pivot in asset classes. Comparable conditions are 72 nifty fifty, 2000 dotcom, and 29 bust. Commodities: equities ratio. As capital seeks to redeploy to low valuations and high growth opportunities, expensive deflation era equities and fixed income securities will lose value and hard assets will reverse 30 year macro bear. Modern fiscal and monetary policy combines with decades of declining investment in basic industries: materials, energy, and agriculture. Global economy is at growing risk for supply shock inflation. Bloomberg commodities index testing decades long resistance. Monetary metals are the most constrained resources on the planet, followed by rare earth minerals. Major producers have underinvested in replacing their reserves, creating industry wide supply cliff over the next decade. "Gold supply cliff." New metals discoveries and budgets declining. The same is true for uranium. That's supply side.
On demand side, inflationary pressure from central banking system pegged to us petrodollar continue to erode purchasing power. Second macro demand dover is declining real interest rates. Gold vs real yield diverging.
Third pillar is insider and central bank buying behavior. Crescat capital has a good rundown of basically this with charts and descriptions, though it doesn't go into the econo-politico side much, which is informing the "fear" and "deep state" segments of my portfolio.

>> No.25519462

>>25509084
i see the future

>> No.25519581

>>25519416
What assets do you hold? Interesting info. Thanks.

>> No.25519609

im a smooth node operator

>> No.25519693

>>25510804
>"Gold, silver, cryptocurrencies, uranium, steel. A few other sectors, like cyber security and early stage infrastructure for the space economy."

Where do you get your info from? It cannot be all /biz/ and plebbit

>> No.25519914

>>25514215
do you live in brazil or USA? jfc

>> No.25519950

"I'm retired."
best answer

>> No.25520121

>I'm a programmer and I work from home.

And it's true. I publicly oppose crypto and spread FUD among normies which has earned me respect from them. Crypto is my dirty little secret. Crypto gains make me feel like I'm gangsta, although I'm not.

>> No.25520207

>>25519950
>I'm old

>> No.25520294

I have a full-time job and I just hit 300k in lifetime sales on ebay

I do not sleep much

>> No.25520315

I work for the IRS.
They just leave you alone after that.

>> No.25520374

>>25519416
All this will queue flight to asset classes that meet certain criteria: stores of value and alternate monetary systems, both apparent (BTC, RSR) or intrinsic (PMs), privacy/autonomy enabling technologies (XMR, LINK, ARPA, cyber security, bio authentication), and forward looking, "future" oriented technologies that will enable the space race of the 2030s (SRAC, MAXR, etc.). Energy and commodities meet the needs of governments generally in a depression (investing in infrastructure), and armed conflict at scale is a possibility (RTX, NOC, KTOS) as already seen in the balkans and north africa as hyperinflation economies gear up for the war path to stay in power and seize vital resources.

Leverage on each of these is found through various financial mechanisms and speculative decisions. For example, silver miners are a leveraged bet on silver price appreciation, and certain altcoins or companies are a leveraged bet on blockchain adoption. OTM calls on volatility through VIX and UVXY dated out a couple months provide ample downside protection while accumulating 4 month OTM 3x bear ETFs to catch 5-10% corrections on red days hedges exposure.

In short, investing in things that 1) are actually valuable, and 2) that people think have value when free money is worthless and times start getting tough.

>> No.25520962

>>25519693
Depends. The MBA helps. Macro economics and understanding how the central banking system and modern economic theory helps. /biz/ generals are okay. Twitter is decent. For example, this guy
https://twitter.com/quakes99?s=09 is a great resource for uranium research. But usually info from the source: FRED, CME for govt and demographic info. Commodities indexes, etc are all compiled by some research groups. Validating these against what Ive learned helps cut through the agenda driven bullshit everywhere. When I come across a claim from some news story or whatever I assume there's an agenda and generate a question from it, then investigate briefly. It takes 5 minutes usually. If I come across what seems like a well thought out watchlist, like pan man's recommended miners list, I'll save it and if I hear about any others over the next couple days tha match up, I'll investigate them. Preliminary assessments from silver miners, going through 8k's, etc. Doesn't take that long, just an hour of deliberate interest for a company. Ceo.ca for miners and commodities. Watching markets behavior for volatility fun. I was a strategist for boeing space for a bit, so I know that market some. Basically: critical thinking and using Google whenever I have a question.

>> No.25521001

>>25520315
based

>> No.25521028

>>25509084
i upload images of frogs and certain scenes from the simpsons and call people faggots on a discussion forum

>> No.25521031

>>25520374
Please mentor me anon.

>> No.25521048

"I trade internet money"

>> No.25521258

>>25511733
>What she thinks is research is me just shitposting on biz
Literally me at Christmas dinner, kek

>> No.25521539

>>25519581
I've rebalanced my portfolio through q3 and 4, now I'm:
Commodities: steel, uranium, lithium miners equities and options. UUUU, UEC, CLF, MNXXF, FCUUF, MP, a few others.
Fear: Cyber security equities and options. FEYE, CIBR, Cisco, BUG, etc.
Future: Space economy equity shares. SRAC, NPA, MAXR. Anything that leveraged starship and lower launch costs that isn't earth observation.
Crypto: BTC, ETH, LINK, RSR, some shitcoins like SWAP.
Precious metals: Physical gold and silver. Paper gold and silver, the sprott holdings. Silver and gold miners LEAPs and shares on AG, AUNFF, FSM, SLV, GPL, NEM, Eskay, VGLDF, dolly garden, a bunch more.
Deep State: observation technologies, bio authentication, war, possible CBDC tokens like ALGO. RTX, KTOS, NOC, PLTR, TLS

>> No.25521899

Buy or rent an expensive car and then tell them you don't talk about your work. As long as they see you have money they'll respect you

>> No.25522005

>>25521539
Have you diversified your passport and residence portfolio to minimize tax liability and guarantee livability?

>> No.25522340

>>25514550
What’s that suppose to mean

>> No.25522395

>>25509084
>don't have a great answer
All of these are great answers. You fell for the lie that your career or employment somehow defines you. No answer is better and done sort of vague "I get by". Fruits this mean you can't have discussions about return with people? Oh no the most opportunities

>> No.25522440

>>25512151
>Investor attracts the wrong kind of women
Imagine using your employment to attract women

>> No.25522507

>>25509084
I tell them I am an author, a farmer, a day trader, and my county's local nigger catcher.

>> No.25522784

Im a day trader.

Yes I make around 100 bucks a month on my stinky linkies

>> No.25522805

>>25522005
No, that's what this year is about. I have an international business that I can coordinate virtually. Visiting a friend who owns a ranch in brazil, another with a villa in northern italy, and south of France, to scout out possible retreats and extended work trips. The passport and visa question is for this summer. Right now it's getting the team up and running so I can focus less on execution and more on business side coordination and expansion.

As for taxes, waiting for XMRs atomic swaps to clean my crypto. Just going to do it at spot all at once and suck up the transaction fees, then transfer back to new, cold wallets. Not sure what to do about capital gains in equities yet, though.

>> No.25523080

>>25522005
Btw, let me know if you've a lead on wtf to do with international trading gains and taxes. Like i said, not worrying about it right now but next year I'd like to be minimal on tax burden, especially if I'm living abroad.

>> No.25523203

"Hedge fund manager"
The hedge fund if your own money but goddamn it sounds good and people think it means you're loaded.

>> No.25523399

>>25510777
based michael jackson poster

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>>25523399

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>>25511733
>What she thinks is research is me just shitposting on biz
lmfao

>> No.25523715

"I work in IT"
People of mid-tier intelligence work in this field so works quite well for normies.

>> No.25523779

>>25523203
Yeah but you’re not rich you just have a decent portfolio

>> No.25523788

>>25509084
I look at my watch and then start going "UHHH" and looking around frantically like I suddenly realized I'm supposed to be somewhere else. Works every time

>> No.25523819

>>25510804
You could just say "day trading" though.

>> No.25523825

>>25509084
Sucking dicks of course.

>> No.25523843

>>25509084
Financial Asset Manager.

>> No.25523928

>>25522005
>>25522805
If you have enough capital to blow, it seems you could buy a passport to one of these no-personal-income-tax places like Vanuatu or St Kitts and then don't spend enough time anywhere else to qualify as tax resident or something of that nature. I've been looking into a plan like that myself but I'm not there yet on the capital side.

>> No.25524080

>>25511733
>What she thinks is research is me just shitposting on biz

Based

doesn't she wonder about the amount of frogs tho?

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>> No.25524215

I'm a writer.

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"I'm self-employed."

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>>25524180
Old but gold

>> No.25524300

>>25524180
hadn't saved an image from here in a while anon, thanks for the laugh

>> No.25524348

>>25512151
>Investor attracts the wrong kind of women, and scares away the good ones.
Storytime?

>> No.25524499

>>25509084
Private military contractor

>> No.25524501

>>25524080
She usually doesn’t see the screen to see exactly what I’m doing but she has seen me scroll through biz sometimes in which case I just say “oh it’s like a crypto forum for nerds, lot of jokes and shit but there is actually some good info on the markets here occasionally” then she usually just goes away as anything about finances bores her. She has no idea what the name of this website/forum is and I don’t think really cares to desu, I’m lucky in the fact that she’s not nosy at all

>> No.25524560

>>25509084
"im a cryptocurrency hedgefund manager."
or i just tell them im a financial engineer that specializes in turning small investments into large amounts of money which usually works better for the financially illiterate as they seem to understand this line better than the hedgefund one.

>> No.25524577

>>25509084
>"I'm unemployed."
Is a good one. It will scare away the shallow NPCs who think your worth as a human is determined by career success.

>> No.25524887

>>25519416
What sector is good to invest in if an individual anticipates ecological/natural resource scarcity in the coming century?

>> No.25524966

>>25524501
she sounds normie. I'm actually rather surprised someone from this corner of the internet can swing a relationship with a normal grill.

>> No.25525075

>>25509084
People still talk in public today?

>> No.25525129

"I'm a day trader" but seriously why do you care about normal faggot wagies

>> No.25525462

I already made it. I larp as an unemployed , mentally disabled middle age man while helping my family if they ever need anything. I would advice any anon seeking potential gf/wife material to go this way. The only ones that get near you are the ones that really care about you and not what you can provide. That goes for women and everyone else. My true friends are super supportive and the ones that werent that into my cut contact instantly when they thought I was "dragging down" their social circle . So it's great to separate the wheat from the chaff.
My cleaning lady is super sweet and constantly tells me she can charge me less if i need it. She sometimes brings me food and stuff. Definitely waifu material if she were 20 years younger . I recently had a bit of an argument with one of my true friends because I had to break my cover when both he and his wife got unemployed because of corona chan, they got two kids and he was already struggling with mortgage so I had to help him. He quickly realized that something was wrong and eventually I had to come clean. He wasn't very happy about the fact I was hiding it from him but he understands why I did it . So , true friends, family and gf are most likely to get mad at you at first when you show your power level, other people don't get mad at you,only happy because they are already envisioning you as their cashcow.
I assume you could also go with having a normal wageslave job that fulfills you and you don't hate but sadly that wasn't the case for me so I stopped wageslaving as soon as I could.
I don't recommend the neet life meme, it gets boring fast but in my case I never found anything that im really passionate about . end of blog post.

>> No.25525483

I’ll let you guys in on the “rich guy code”
This is what rich guys say to each other to give like an invisible high sign

“I started a business, and then sold it, and I used the profits to start another business, which I just sold. Now I’m just sort of enjoying myself for a while and working on little projects here and there.”

Never talk about the industry, the price, what you did, who you sold it to, etc.

>> No.25525523

>>25525462
>My cleaning lady is super sweet and constantly tells me she can charge me less if i need it. She sometimes brings me food and stuff. Definitely waifu material if she were 20 years younger .
Mammy material>waifu material

>> No.25525711

>>25509084
i say "fuck you stop being nosey"

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>>25524577
So...all of them?

>> No.25526053

Substitute teacher and do Uber eats for fiat. Have a rental property. Have about 25k in crypto. Really don’t know what to tell people since I still work deadend jobs on top of an occasional sales job. Past 20 yrs have been a nightmare but am really happy subbing and delivering food right now. Don’t want to cover up what I’m doing. Love crypto a lot too. Was too in debt 2017 to get a big stack.

>> No.25526305

>>25525523
She truly is an amazing woman. Don't fall for the all women are whores meme. There's good people everywhere but you need to create the environment to actually meet them , if not your worlds will never cross. If i fell for the consoom meme and actually told people I'm loaded i most likely would end up in places i don't want to be with people I don't really want to hang out with. But if you want to live the high life or whatever it's fine if you want it but you can't complain if it comes back to bite you in the ass. I'm surrounded by people that love me and not a single gold digger thot or dudebro in sight. I doubt many rich guys can say that. And my guess is that they try to hang around with other rich folk just to keep money out of the equation, instead of hiding it just make it abundantly clear you don't want to hang around people below you. Its convenient i guess but you miss out on a lot of people.

>> No.25526322

>>25523203
that’s a prop fund

>> No.25526590

>>25525483
>what businesses did you buy and sell

Why lie though, what are you gonna say if pressured? Some normies would legitimately ask you that

>> No.25526749

>>25526322
You mean a family office, a prop fund deploys its capital to multiple in house traders

>> No.25526927

>>25515288
are you the argentinian anon

>> No.25526949

>>25526749
family office is other people’s money still. it’s like a hedge fund but for one specific client.
> deploys its capital to multiple in house traders
you’re thinking of principle trading firms

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>>25526949
You’re right, I retract what I said

>> No.25527134

>>25512215

Please explain to me how bitcoin is "private"

>> No.25527162

>>25527056
no worries, thanks for the pic.

>> No.25527221

>>25512215

> says BTC and "privacy" in the same sentence
> doesnt know its a completely transparent public ledger that records every transaction
> retard confirmed

>> No.25527260

>>25509084
i make money from BBC

bitcoin block chain

>> No.25527370

>>25527260
I spend money on BBC
Big Black Cock