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25520198 No.25520198 [Reply] [Original]

Hey Y'all, I'm New to Bit Coins, could any a' you bois teach me how I can get my hands on some a' that Digital Gold?

>> No.25520332

>>25520198
Step 1:
Neck yourself

>> No.25520518

>>25520198
Binance or Coinbase if burger. Shakepay as an on-ramp if leaf. Many exchanges support fiat eTransfers or credit/interact, and you can immediately swap for some BTC or ETH. Seems like the top is in desu, so I’d probably recommend going into alts, but DYOR.

tl;dr - Binance

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>>25520332


Now that wusn't very nice. I'm jst a lonely single woman who just started hearing about these here bitcorns and thought maybe i could purchase some with the help of you fine fellers.

>> No.25520593

>>25520198
bitcoin is old now look for some new defi digital gold like pols they are on fire with pool sale which sold out in seconds future is here

>> No.25520725

>>25520593
lol idk care i just use them to get those 10x gem early i have made huge money xed hope more will come soon with polkaswap

>> No.25520767
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>>25520518

thank yeewwww ;3 :3

>> No.25520812

>>25520725
pajeet agree with u pols is true defi killer with new polkadot migration

>> No.25520896

>>25520554
Sorry
Step 1:
Buy a rope

>> No.25521070
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>>25520767
anything for u bb

>> No.25521119

>>25520198
Thats a woman

>> No.25521123

I think you're looking for IOTA m'lady

>> No.25521225
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>>25520593

pools? I already invested in an above ground pool about 5 years ago for muh daughter's kids, you tellin me it could be worth a few bit corns by now?

>>25520812
>>25520725
xed? Polkadots? i dont know what many of these words mean, im sorry. Maybe you could message me on facebook and send me a link? To where I can purchase these coins? My social security gives me about 800 per month, but abut 500 extra for my disabled husband. I wanted to put some of that into digital coins.

Thank you all for being so helpful! x

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Mah daughter also told me about this thing called only fans? Is there a way I can cash out from this and put the money into bitcins?

here's a picture from my portfolio. Maybe one of ya'll can tell me if u think I'd make any money on only fans? x

>> No.25522057

>>25521690
Ngl this is kind of funny

>> No.25522459
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25522459

How many bim curds u fellas think i could get if i showedya'll mah hole? I know this ol body aint wut it used to be, but i think i could probably get some more milage from 'er.

please, its for an operation for my disabeled husband. he doesnt have much time to live x

>> No.25522497

>>25522459
I am just curious where this is going now

>> No.25522894
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N E W C A S T L E
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>> No.25523197
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25523197

here's mah tidders. how manh link would u give for these tirds?

>> No.25523305

btc wont help u to become a wmn

>> No.25523383

>>25521225
That’s a 10/10 in bongland

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>>25523383
more? .... :3

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>>25523713
YAS QUEEN

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>>25523922
teehee.... ok mister.. if u say so....

mah daughtr says i could get into the top 5% of only fans . Right now she has over 334 subs and makes $89 per week! Sounds pretty locravite if u ask me. ...

maybe u bois could give me some buisness tips and i'l show u my tips ... ? ...:3 x

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>>25520198
>sweats nervously
Uhhh uh yes ma'am right this way

>> No.25524366

based thread

>> No.25524639

>>25524251
Mommy!

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>>25524321
; 3 .....

*slaps fat lusciously

>>25524639

mmm hmmmmm why dont u show mommy where them bimcurds are hidin' u bad silly boy

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>>25524716
Ma'am this is a financial institution, you'll need to be dressed appropriately for us to conduct business.

>> No.25525027

>>25520198
Based

>> No.25525303
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>>25524901

mmm yhesmmmm .... send bimbims

SO RHORHNEY .... AND WHET...

AND HUNGERY... ;3

YUMMYYUMMY BIMBIMS IN MY BOOBA

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25526009

I'm gonna.... I'm gonna....

BITCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMECT

AOEIFFFFFFFFHFHSOIEFH

*splish splosh* XD...:3 oopssies

>> No.25526295

>>25520198
now that's a real women

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>>25520198
Better yet, get yourself some $TON and stake some of those...looking at how eth is trending, Tokamak is sure to follow

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25526647

what the fuck

>> No.25526680

high quality thread kek

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MILKYMILKYROASTYROAST!!!

NEED BIMCOINS IN MUH BIMHOLE NOW!!!!


FEED ME!
FEED LINDA NEOW!!

1C7pspoKjJuqhQXGJWtXRuMuYhfeTGXZag

uh.... OH NO>......>>>

>> No.25526922

OP is going far in life.

>> No.25527095
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25527095

Hey there, fellers.

Just got home from work. Mah Whaif was in her Panties in the living room Computer and had this tab open.

Looks like this is some sort of Investment Venture.

Bim Corns, huh? This sounds mighty Interesting. Tell me...... What y'all can tell me heer bout these here Burd Curds?

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Oh..... oh god....

L- Linda........

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Posting in an epic thread.

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what.. in .. Trnation...

Lin..... da...........

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25529039

All work and no bimcorns make Glenn a bad boy

time 2 kill whaiff

>> No.25529045

Good laugh OP keep it up lmao

>> No.25529081

best thread on /biz/ in months

>> No.25529153
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>>25520198
Take note anons, this thread is actually a training simulation for when the real top comes and it's time to sell.

>> No.25529155

Jes s fuck lmao

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25529237

>>25520198
>literally OP in convo

>> No.25529239

>>25529039
Post bloody feet

>> No.25529359

>>25527095
FUCKING KEK LMAOOO

>> No.25529420
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25529420

RAPE WHAIF

RAPE WHAIF

KILL WHAIF!!!!!

DIRTY THEAVING CHEATING WHORE

DIDNT EVEN GET NO BUTT CORNS WITH HER SLUTTERY

YUMMY NUMMY WHORE WHAIF BLOOD IN MY TUMMY


- Glenn

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>>25520198
i think i profited from this

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Oh hey, look. This thread got Eteerieyum to go back up thanks based linda for booba

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Ah Raped Linda to Death, Did wut Ah Had to.

That'll Teach ya to beg for Digital Gold.

Don't give non of your hard earned Bim Coins tah that Sow.

Welp Fellers, Guess I'm goin mah Own way now.

Become one of those Mig Tao's.

Yessir'ee, I can feel the Breeze a Blowin'.

Goin mah Own Way.


- Glenn

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How many XRP for a Linda mommy?

>> No.25529816

>>25527095
Fucking lol this thread just keep getting better

>> No.25529855

>>25520198
kek
underrated thread
all the zoomers and pajeet wont understand
well done OP

>> No.25529873

>>25529688
Good on ya Glenn that bitch had it coming

>> No.25530105

>>25520198
thanks OP :')

>> No.25530139

Bullish thread

>> No.25530413
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*choke... sputter...*

ACKKK --- Oahh noonono, muh husband. he done left me due to mah whorish ways...
He thought he k... killed me, but... it gon take a long time for Big Linda to bleed out.....

plees.... i just wanted bit corns for his surgery... and now it cost me everything...

if y'all have any kindness in yer herts... plees send bit corns for his kidney stone removal/dialasis....
3QbxD6MzfowVcSmDNymeS577Qm9MExWoHn

it's all I can do to .. . cleanse mah filthy conscious... before ah face the Father, the Son, and QAnon up in heaven.....

god bless

x

~ Linda <3

>> No.25530482

>>25520198
It's BitCoin not BritCoin

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while ya'llr at it, subscribe to mah only fans y'all...

i'll be postin' mah bimbimhole

onlyfans/BitcornLinda

god bless

xx Linda xx

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Just beautiful OP. They should have sent a poet.

>> No.25531219
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>>25530413
ooh yes good bobs my landy
just sent 150K Piratechain
i would however like to defecate on your ass

moon big green candle in ass