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Anonymous Wed Jun 21 18:32:55 2017 No.2551130 [Reply] [Original]

Hey faggots,
My name is Cryptoking21 and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat fingered, Forex trading, no-coiners who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the market. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any Ether? I mean, I guess it's fun making FUD out of Crypto because of your own bag holding but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to shorts getting squeezed. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best market dump. I'm pretty much a perfect hodler. I was captain of the Mt. Gox team, and starter on the DAO project. What markets do you play other than "jack off to Dow Jones 20k"? I also get Digibyte that comes with a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic related: It's me and my bitch"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 18:36:12 2017 No.2551205 File: 945 KB, 700x2000, 1498081519605.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bump

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 18:36:28 2017 No.2551210 >>2551130 Kek'd

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 18:37:19 2017 No.2551228 File: 116 KB, 679x348, doubledrop.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you know he's right try and argue it protip: you can't

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 18:40:55 2017 No.2551228,1 basted

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 18:49:41 2017 No.2551441 File: 47 KB, 558x564, boobyhill.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 11/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 18:50:38 2017 No.2551454 Hey look Bud I'm not in the mood this is not the time for memes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 18:51:48 2017 No.2551471 >>2551130 >DBG

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 18:54:32 2017 No.2551518 File: 91 KB, 1069x790, SELL YOUR DGB.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2551130 meme would be better if you left out the DGB shitcoin

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 19:02:24 2017 No.2551625 >>2551130 golden era of cryptomemes lads

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 19:12:28 2017 No.2551753 Lambos?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 19:15:37 2017 No.2551800 File: 9 KB, 300x168, what a story.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2551130

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Anonymous Wed Jun 21 19:24:40 2017 No.2551931
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What's really good witcha?

Had a few things I wanted to say before I long ETH on GDAX this morning. First of all, I just got out of the shower wit my bitch Vitalik. 95 pounds, 5'3 and has the body of a goddess.[She just blew me, shit was SO cash].know how I pulled her? Being a real ETH shill, something you nerds don't know shit about. All you know about is bitcoin (SHITCOIN), while I'm out in da exchange making REAL GAINZ all day everyday.

Did I place all my money on ETH just a minute ago? You know i did, it was clutch. And that investment is buying me a lambo adequate for a greek god looking specimen like myself. Don't believe me? Ask like everyone who invested in ETH in the past. Know what I'm saying? Face, bitch.

I roll out with my boys 5 nights a week, use my gains on ETH to pay and the chicks can't resist my bangin' guns. When I walk up in da club, bitches can't wait for the Alphabet ['cos im the ALPHA male and you can BET on it] to wrap his pimp mitts around their titties.

I am the hottest guy any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I bench 240 and do 500 sit-ups a day. My abs are hard as a rock and my dicks the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to fuck wit a real boss who invests in ETH, not a chump change shitcoin loser like you. Just playin', you ain't even got a girl. All you got is your shitcoin. You play that shit, imma be playin' wit girls tits in my lambo.

Don't be hatin' bro', Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. Captain of the football team, have a .4 batting average (not that you fags even know what that means), and can drink all of you pussies under the table.. What sports do you do, other than "professionally not getting laid"? I also get straight A's. Dang, you wish you were me! Shit aint gonna happen son, you're all wastes of air who should just kill yourselves.

On the grind.
- Ramiro the Ethereum Champ

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 20:20:53 2017 No.2552672 Bamp

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 20:58:20 2017 No.2553178 We fucking /b/ again. /b/ - > /pol/ - > /biz/ So this is how /biz/ dies. Goddamn it's been years.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:03:43 2017 No.2553256 >>2551130 yeah dude wheres the lambos?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:07:08 2017 No.2553304 >>2551130 i applaud you, you beat me to it anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:23:11 2017 No.2554261 File: 72 KB, 723x1055, 1497829172400.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2551518 You would feel better if you told us who was paying you Pajeeta