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25508701 No.25508701 [Reply] [Original]

Literally invincible, this stock is God incarnate

>> No.25508769

>>25508701
bubble

>> No.25509002

>>25508701
It's pumped by zoomers on Robinhood. Robinhood even turned off the API that was used to show the robinzoomies/price correlation.

>> No.25509061

Speculation almost as bad at BTC. But it's a positive feedback loop where the speculation causes more speculation and that money made from speculation goes into Tesla's business to help them grow even faster.

>> No.25509104

got 5k to dump into a stock. Should I toss it all into Tesla?

>> No.25509151

>>25508701
when this implodes it will take the entire market with it

>> No.25509175

>>25509104
No.

>> No.25509184

>>25509151
Realistically it will only tank S&P

>> No.25509185

ZOOM ZOOM

>> No.25509238

>>25508701
I own TESLA

>> No.25509239

>>25509151
regular accounting and stuff like P/E doesn't work anymore
even powell said that stocks are currently undervalued giving how much they are printing

>> No.25509260

>>25509184
>1.69% weight
Nah

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25509377

>>25508701
>36x in a Decade

>> No.25509378

Tesla is proof that traditional trading and investments are 100% dead. it exists purely on hype with it's astronomical pe ratio. when all the boomers die stocks prices will be solely determined by hype.

>> No.25509398

>>25509151
No.

>>25509184
No

>> No.25509425

>>25509378
That's absolutely false.

Tesla is fundamentally sound if you look at it's long term growth and market expansion potential.

>> No.25509531

>>25509425
Explain.

>> No.25509573

>>25509425
I didn't say it didn't have significant long term growth. I own shares. Without zoomers buying in there is absolutely no way it is the 7th largest company on earth, it was practically worthless just last year.

>> No.25509693

>>25509531
You need price in that Tesla will fill 150% of demand for vehicles on the planet
>and Mars

>> No.25509756

>>25509693
Unless Tesla can make a car for less than the price of a Camry, it's not happening,

>> No.25509803

>>25509425
Didn’t Muskie say something along the lines of it’s price being a reflection of investor expectation that they will continue to produce of innovative goods? And something like the stock price could be squashed like a soufflé under a sledgehammer?

>> No.25509828

>>25509531
>>25509573
>>25509693
>>25509756
Tesla's profit growth, if continued, will make it the largest company in the world relatively soon.

They don't just need to sell cars, anything that generates profits willl do, and as long as they keep generating profit at an exponential growth rate then they are fairly valued.

>> No.25509876

>>25509828
You are so fucking retarded.

>> No.25509890

>>25509803
Yeah, but the thing is, the are going to keep innovating. They have been. Assuming that Tesla won't continue to innovate is like saying "what if Ford stopped producing cars". It's not happening.

>> No.25509936

>>25509876
Stay poor you dummy, Tesla to the MOON.

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25509964

>>25509828
>Tesla's profit growth, if continued, will make it the largest company in the world relatively soon.

>> No.25509974

>>25509828
>let’s value a company at $1T because it can sell whatever lmao!

>> No.25510018

>>25509876
The worst thing is that holding TSLA at this retarded valuation is making retarded zoomers, including this one, rich

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25510051

>>25509936
You need to go back.

>> No.25510099

>>25509828
holy shit you are dumb as fuck..

>> No.25510114

>>25509890
Imagine how much "future innovation" is already priced in. Man tesla is really gonna have to "innovate" to stay on top of it.

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25510127

>>25508769
>>25509002
>>25509061
>>25509151
>>25509184
>>25509378
>>25509876
>>25510018
lol cope

>> No.25510148

>>25510018
>>25510051
>>25509974
If you don't believe Elon Musk is a genius and is going to revolutionize Tech and don't think TESLA > AMAZON then get the fuck off this board right now and look for your last braincels.

>>25509964
Except in Tesla's case it's true.

>> No.25510180

>>25510114
It's actually undervalued if you take into account just how revolutionary Tesla actually is.

>>25510099
Shut up stupid.

>> No.25510189
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25510189

>>25510148
>If you don't believe Elon Musk is a genius and is going to revolutionize Tech and don't think TESLA > AMAZON then get the fuck off this board right now and look for your last braincels.

>> No.25510264

>>25510127
Eh he'll soon lose it all on his next play that was posted on r/WSB with three rocket emojis

>> No.25510300

Bunch of David Dobrik wanna-bees
Shut down YouTube and Tesla stock price plumets

>> No.25510326

>>25508701
I have ten shares of Elon Token
How many to make it ?

>> No.25510353

>>25510148
>be amazon, sell everything
>be tesla, sell luxury cars
>TSLA > AMZN

Is the WSB logic?

>> No.25510361

>>25510326
10 is more than enough ngl.

>>25510300
Youtube won't be shut down.

>> No.25510382

>>25509104
Yes

>> No.25510408

>>25510353
Tesla can easily expand into other markets with its massively high growing rate of profits.

>> No.25510432

>>25509104
No

>> No.25510471

>>25510408
Like what.

>> No.25510483

>>25509425
What about Nio?

>> No.25510530

>>25509828
TSLA i guess is 100% based on hype
The only thing they make of actual value, the golden goose, is autopliot. They are winning this space already by a lot, bigly. If it comes to pass that other auto companies license it, then TSLA won. The elec car stuff is 100% meme material.

>> No.25510544

>>25510471
Commercial space flight, asteroid mining, super-advanced military research, hydrogen power, anti-matter electrical generation.

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25510564

Thing about TSLA is that it is the same story all over again, just like the DOT COM bubble

>> No.25510583

>>25508701
where can i buy boomer stocks?

>> No.25510608

>>25510408
>Tesla can easily expand into other markets with its massively high growing rate of profits.
>>25510471
the logic here is buying tesla stock is investing in elon musk, not investing in tesla.

>> No.25510612

>>25508701
funny OP, funny because I dared short it today.

>> No.25510631

>>25510544
>Commercial space flight, asteroid mining, super-advanced military research

That's SpaceX, not TSLA

>hydrogen power
Elon said Hydrogen is a meme (its not). Hes not going into hydrogen and will be late

>anti-matter electrical generation
Kill yourself.

>> No.25510652

>>25510544
Topkek then they’re gonna start up the trash economy and sea floor agriculture. The neophytes will rule the earth.

>> No.25510657

>>25510353
Even those retards at wsb understand its more than a car company m8

>> No.25510673

>>25510544
>antimatter electrical generation
are you fucking retarded?

>> No.25510682

>>25510564
There's also many examples of stocks rising at this rapid rate and not crashing. You don't just get to pick and choose the times it crashed.

>> No.25510723

TSLA's product is selling TSLA, and they're doing a wonderful job. I will continue to long their stock.

>> No.25510732

>>25510652
Exactly.

>> No.25510770

>>25510657
Batteries and solar won't make them the biggest company on earth.

>> No.25510844

>>25509104
If you did that at the start of the pandemic youd have nearly 10x'd like the rest of us TSLA BVLLS

>> No.25510848

>>25510770
Tesla will be the biggest company on earth.

>> No.25510925

>>25510148
I like Tesla but Amazon sells cloud computing to glowniggers. They won't go anywhere

>> No.25510940

>>25510657
Ah yes, much like Peugeot. The car company that’s not a car company and sells everything else it can manufacture
>and it’s only worth 20B

>> No.25511025

>>25510844
So what? Tesla bull run isn't over. Tesla to at LEAST $1000

>> No.25511033

>>25510770
That assumes we make no progress on either front. Incase you missed it, we are getting close to solid state batteries and there has been movement on getting pressure lowered on room temperature superconductors. If either of these breakthroughs happen, tesla will become one of, if not the most valuable company on earth.

>> No.25511037

>>25510770
do you realize that world's largest companies by revenue are ones that deal with energy or are you that dumb?

>> No.25511054
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25511054

>>25510612
Don’t let your memes be dreams, pile into this short with me. I’ll man up and post a my short-term loss unlike most larpers here

>> No.25511095

>>25510940
is this a bait? here's your (you) mate

>> No.25511116

>>25510940
They unironically make a great pepper mill. Bicycles are as shit as their cars though.

>> No.25511140

>>25511037
Solar nor battery technology is not at a point where everywhere on earth can use it. And the person who will patent the technology won't be Tesla, it will be the US/Chinese government.

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25511168

>>25511116
>bonjour that’ll be $20,000,000,000 please
Imagine if Tesla made pepper grinders, that would be worth at least 50 billion!

>> No.25511200

>>25510544
> The absolute state of zoomers

>> No.25511226

>>25509151
And vice versa. Tesla will implode only when the whole market implodes. It will happen eventually, but not right now. In the meantime, I'm moving my profits to Bitcoin and metals

>> No.25511367

>>25511054
godspeed anon. this shit is overdue

>> No.25511458

>>25509238
elon you should really cure baldness and go down in history