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25489013 No.25489013 [Reply] [Original]

Is there really any point in reporting my uniswap trades to the government? It's not like they can prove anything since my hardware wallet is independent from my exchange account. I understand if you only use an exchange because they can report all your trades but the government can't do shit about uniswap trades from a hardware wallet right?

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>>25489013

>> No.25489059

>>25489013
Did you send your ETH to your wallet from a KYC exchange?

>> No.25489150

>>25489013
i know that stadium anywhere. gotta say i don't really miss paying $30 for parking and $10 for shitty beer

>> No.25489199

>>25489059
Just because your exchange wallet sent money somewhere doesn't mean it's your wallet. People send each other money all the time.
The fact that the government is trying to force a rule that private wallets need to be KYC'd before CEXs can transfer to them demonstrates this. They wouldn't attempt something so stupid if it didn't fuck with their tax kikery.

Also, even if such a rule does go through, it wouldn't matter. It just means you have to use a middleman wallet before going to your real wallet.

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>>25489013

>> No.25489241

>>25489199
dubs of truth, this guy knows logic

>> No.25489289

>>25489199
If you think goybase isn't already giving the government all your info you are sadly mistaken. Also I hope you changed your IP between when you withdrew your funds and when you accessed your Uniswap. It's all fully auditable. Have fun cashing out

>> No.25489338

>>25489289
No shit, did you not see the part I said about CEXes? Obviously transactions done on a CEX are going to get shown to the IRS jews. But once you send it to a private wallet, they don't know dick and can't prove shit.

>> No.25489358

>>25489013
Summer cricket game, spaghetti strap, bros...give it me straight how pungent are her delicious armpits?

>> No.25489380

>>25489338
Coinbase has already been giving the government everyone's withdrawal addresses, this is just them formalizing it so they have to tell you that they're doing it

>> No.25489416

>>25489358
It's baseball not cricket ranjeesh

>> No.25489423

>>25489380
We're going in circles here. An address I sent coins from a KYC'd exchange to isn't necessarily "my" wallet. You can't prove that. They wouldn't bother with what you call a "formality" if it weren't an issue that they're trying to overcome.

>> No.25489427

>>25489013
pay your fucking taxes anon

your uncle can afford to not file his taxes because the government already took everything they want from his paycheck

you cannot afford to not pay your taxes because most of the IRS goes into investigating people like you who think they are too smart to get caught.

maybe you are maybe you aren't. but getting caught means going to federal ass blast prison with tyrone and pablo

>> No.25489451

>>25489013
>because they can report all your trades
does cuckbase actually snitch on you to your government? I heard stories about this but would like it if someone can confirm

>> No.25489545

>>25489423
If you actually get audited what do you plan to tell them about those withdrawals? You were buying something with your crypto? Because you were supposed to report that as a sell on your tax return

>> No.25489573

>>25489451
Yes, I after a certain threshold (((they))) are obligated to do so.

Stupid boomer IRS sent everyone the wrong form after the 2017 bullrun and told everyone they need to pay a fuck ton of taxes. People paid but now they revised it to a new form.

SORRY GOY WE USE A NEW FORM, BUT THANK YOU FOR PAYING

>> No.25489584

>>25489545
>crypto moved to an unknown wallet, we don't know anything else about it but you must've bought something somewhere so we want a cut
topkek, that's not how this works.

>> No.25489602

>>25489013
serious question. who is this girl? the evidence (pic name and size) indicates that its not just some random pic you found off google. I deduct 2 possibilities
a) someone you actually know and took the photo of yourself
b) another anon who did above and you saved the pic
which is it?

>> No.25489636

>>25489013
Is this a 10/10 in America?

>> No.25489673

>>25489602
Noelle Foley

>> No.25489705

>>25489602
LOL love when autists come out of the wood work randomly.

Its probably grabbed off her instagram that OP constantly cooms to.

>> No.25489716

>>25489584
They have forensic companies contracted to catch stuff like this. Just because you think you're too small of a fish for them to give a shit doesn't mean that they aren't going to notice. But whatever

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>>25489602
Mick Foley's daughter

>> No.25490047

>>25490007
id breed it

>> No.25490056

>>25490007
she has her father's ass lmao

>> No.25490127

>>25489636
sumthin about er face m8 I aint on board with

>> No.25490155

Do they really tax crypto to crypto even if you've made less than 40k a year? Surely that means you'd be in the lowest bracket and they would give a shit about some hundreds of dollars transactions?

>> No.25490311

Anyone who sent coin to a hardware wallet without exchanging it for monero first and then exchanging back to their shitcoins of choice is fucked.

>> No.25490334

>>25489013
how many brain cells does she have bros? doesn't look like many

>> No.25490401

>>25489716
You give the IRS far too much credit. They're not going to be looking over every little pleb with a fine tooth comb and going after them for shitcoin swaps on uniswap they (allegedly, without any hard proof) did

Note that not once have I ever talked about not paying taxes on crypto gains. I just won't be paying a dime until I should. ie, when I cash out to fiat.

>> No.25490419

Burger here. I'm not reporting my 300 uniswap trades. Mainly because I'm like $5k in the red so they won't bother me.

>> No.25490455

>>25490419
you can write $3000 of that off

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>>25489199
i didn't use a middleman wallet. Am I fucked?

>> No.25490902

>>25490455
Nah, that'd be too humiliating

>> No.25491240

>>25489545
>>25489545
>>25489545
>Send us 10 ETH and we will send you back 100 ETH
>Sent it, like an idiot
>Still awaiting my 100 ETH
> I think i've been scammed
>Can I write off the 10 ETH?

>> No.25491272

>>25491240
unironically a smart move

>> No.25491845

>>25490007
my gran has a nicer ass

>> No.25492205

>>25491240
Sure but now you can never cash any capital gains ever again without fear you'll get nabbed for tax evasion

It's incredible to me how stupid and childish you all are here. Yes the government is watching your crypto purchases. If you buy this asset you can do what every other rich American does and hide the money in either capital gains losses, deferred payments, or just make enough that you can just pay the taxes and fuck off.

What's the point of making it if you can't use the money to buy anything? No wonder the us is such a shithole

>> No.25492472

>>25489289
You're a technoligical illiterate. An IP address isn't a fucking SSN or Backdoor to all things digital, and is often shared among ISP clients.

>> No.25492571

>>25489289
ip is not id

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mfw all my coins have passed through multiple no kyc exchange accounts, non-kyc wallets and privacy chains

>> No.25492752

Sounds risky. I'm sure it could be obfuscated, but eventually tax man is going to ask you how you bought your stuff. Or maybe they won't. Maybe you just skate under the radar and they don't bother. But if you ever do get audited they will find out what you did and let you choose between forking the money over or getting butt fucked in prison.

>> No.25492929

>>25490155
If you guys weren't all total retards you'd understand how taxes work. If you buy crypto you don't owe until you sell it. If you exchange to a different currency that counts as a sale and then a purchase. If you sold it for more than the price you paid you have capital gains.

If your income + gains are more than the taxes you already paid plus deductions you owe taxes. If you're broke you most likely qualify for further deductions and will pay a lower capital gains rate.