/biz/ - Business & Finance

having sex with trannies doesn't make me gay

INVU
WCVC
BNKU
COUV
Mommy porn

first for CUTE

What should I add to my watchist? Currently, I have:
MARA
GME
BNGO
Or PLTR

>>25484637
Do these girls have penises?

Time for calls on DFEN?

When is the BFT merger

DOORDASH to $1 EOD tomorrow

>>25484647
Best mommy porn star?

>sugar GLIDER
>if you could jump off trees and FLY
>mfw

Hello, in this post I will present my research on GHIV and explain why I am invested in it
Do not just buy it because I am recommending it, do your own research and take responsibility for your investment decisions

Gores Holdings IV - GHIV
Run by Alec Gores, this is the fourth SPAC merger he has done - prior to this they did Hostess November 4, 2016 (TWNK went from $11.48 on November 4, 2016 to $17.14 in April 2018)
Verra Mobility October 17, 2018 (VRRM ~$10.60 on October 17, 2018 to $14.75 in May 2019, peak $17.00 before covid crash) and the PAE merger happened on February 10, 2020 - imo it is hard to compare how PAE performed in comparison as the merger occurred less than a month before the March crash - Alec Gores and the Gores group have a proven track record for successful SPAC mergers, something that is essential when attracting investment in this ‘risky’ SPAC space.
GHIV is merging with United Wholesale Mortgages, the #1 wholesale lender in the US and #2 overall in mortgages behind Rocket - this is UWM’s best year, with explosive growth in this low interest environment
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/united-wholesale-mortgage-announces-record-third-quarter-2020-results-1-45-billion-net-income-301150875.html
>$54.2 billion, an 81 percent increase from the $29.9 billion loan volume closed in the third quarter of 2019, along with net income of $1.45 billion. Through the third quarter, UWM also closed a year to date total of $127.8 billion in production, already exceeding its 2019 production record of $107.8 billion by nearly 20 percent.
Key to UWM’s business model is that they are doing a TON of refinancing of mortgages - there are $10 trillion in mortgages that can be refinanced lower, and the industry can only do ~$3 trillion a year. The Fed is keeping rates low until 2023 (and will keep buying mortgage backed securities) so there is a *long* time for mortgage companies to thrive in this low interest rate refinancing environment

>>25484637
Based and tranny pilled.

WTF NICKEL UP 4%? VALE MOON TOMORROW?

All newfags leave immediately and stop shitting up the thread

>>25484649
SRAC
no MARA

>>25484704
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1783398/000119312520252608/d52060ddefa14a.htm
>Page 5 ctrl-f $10 trillion
The mortgage industry as a whole is booming right now. Whereas every other bank has been laying off employees, mortgage companies have been hiring in droves
>When does the merger happen?
On January 20th at 9:00am the merger vote will take place - the vote only needs ~35% of the shareholders to vote yes, as institutional shareholders have already designated their yes vote; shareholders widely across all stock communities are strongly in favor of the merger - the merger is 100% going to be voted yes, without a doubt - there will not be a single investor who tries to throw cold water on this deal
>Valuation of GHIV
The merger deal is with a UWM valuation of $16.1 billion, for 6% of the shares
https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-united-wholesale-mortgage-m-a-gores-h/united-wholesale-mortgage-plans-spac-ipo-in-merger-with-gores-holdings-idUKKCN26E1SA
0.06 times $16.1 billion = $966 million
Current cap of GHIV $697 million to reach $966M GHIV would need to go to $18

In addition to these fundamentals, GHIV has a ton of big names talking about it on Twitter (Zack Morris, Chamath, Ripster, Hugh Henne, etc) to hundreds of thousands of retail traders - GHIV is getting a LOT of hype and interest - it is one of the most talked about SPACs behind PSTH/IPOC
I think that it is going to pop up in the next few weeks leading up to the merger. I am not planning as of now to hold much longer past the merger, will re-evaluate on how things end up playing out
Although there were big accumulation orders and strength all day Thursday, it’s always possible that it dips on Monday - if GHIV does dip, I would highly recommend buying the dip
Your downside risk is limited to $10.00 worst case scenario (~30% loss) as you always have the ability to return your stock for $10.00
>Bonus video:
https://youtu.be/ZIh_3lNCbYM
Full disclosure: I bought my shares at $12.99

>>25484637
does getting fucked by trannies makes me gay /smg/

>>25484740
Why no MARA?
Bitcoin is up to 34k

>>25484558
>Why does the stock market feel so fucking high
Because it's bubbled again. Finding cheapies that will blossom is the game at this point. Share if you locate one.

>>25484693
What’s going on in this drawing???

>>25484715
god i hope so.

holding xme too

>>25484725
baste

>>25484686
Brandi love, her expression are elite tier.

2nd, Lisa Ann. But her butthole looks beat up.

>>25484794
BTBT is by far the best crypto miner. It will moon even farther despite already mooning for the past 3-4 days.

>BTBT
What's the news on this? Saw it mentioned multiple times last thread.

>>25484686
https://www(dot)youporn(dot)/watch/14132171/cock-ninja-studioshelpful-mom-fixes-sons-cock/

whoever the woman in this video is

Also I already have money in INVU....is BTBT a fomo play?

>>25484776
If fucking trannies makes me gay, I don't want to be straight.

>>25484845
Lisa Ann is beat up and doesn't have any foot scenes.
Brandi love is best by far

To the KR anon from previous thread, ACI also has a P/E of 8. Buy both to diversify. Full disclosure, I bought lower.

>>25484845
i'd say Ava Addams does it for me

>>25484801
I had bngo on my list but fully missed the pump I had it on there since I started....


Even worse when I find them, I don’t add alerts

Lesson learned

>>25484794
After this weekend btc pump, anything related will pump 20% at open. Buy a few hours after open when it settles down.

>>25484801
Unironically ALPP and MMEDF once they get added to NASDAQ

DASH.V
FORT.V
NUMI
MMEDF
TRYP
PLTR

How fucked am I?

Oh you’re still here waiting for stocks to open? I’ve been trading doge all weekend. How’s the stocks going for you? Oh right. They’re always closed. Well doges going up.

Disney puts?

Mezamete wa kurikaesu, nemui asa wa
Eri no tai o kitsuku shime
Kyoushitsu no doa kuguru to hon no sukoshi
Mune o hatte arukidaseru
Sonna nichijou ni fukinukeru kaze

Kikoeta ki ga shita
Kanjita ki ga shitan da
Furuedasu ima kono mune de
Mou kuru ki ga shita
Ikuoku no hoshi ga kiesatteku no o
Miokutta
Te o futta
Yokatta ne, to

>>25484845
>her butthole looks beat up.
I love wrecked assholes. It’s why I come here.

ARKK is fucked isn't it

>>25484944
If they're spacs I'll skip.

Anyone have experience with a broker called Alpaca? I'm looking at it for potentially algo trading since Robinhood will shut down your account if they detect you using a script to place orders.

JVA

Welcome to the club edition.

>>25484810
i'm assuming you either haven't watched her anime, nor life of brian.

Northern Dynasty Minerals what do

>>25484946
Lmao you and your pink sheet crypto shit

>>25485013
No. Name of anime in the picture????

>>25484987
>going from shit broker to obscure shit broker

Why are you like this, fren?

>>25484985
nah theyre actual companies

from etrade

ALPP:
Alpine 4 Technologies Ltd. is a technology holding company. The Company focuses on the automotive industry. The Company offers a program, 6th Sense Auto (6SA), which serves as a two-fold solution addressing both business-to-business and business to consumer market needs. It has a portfolio of consumer and professional software applications called 6SA. 6SA provides automobile dealerships with sales team management information. Utilizing its business intelligence platform, 6SA, helps dealership sales departments; tracks customers from the time they enter a dealer's lot; allows sales managers to know in real-time when a salesperson is with a customer, on a test drive, and permits dealers and managers to review vehicles in inventory. The Company's 6SA offers features, such as Sales Personnel Management System, Sales Key Performance Indicator (KPI) Management Dashboards and Remote Management.

MMEDF:
Mind Medicine (MindMed) Inc., formerly Broadway Gold Mining Ltd., is a neuro-pharmaceutical company. The Company discovers, develops and deploys psychedelic inspired medicines to improve health, promote wellness and alleviate suffering. The Company addresses the opioid crisis by developing a non-hallucinogenic version of the psychedelic ibogaine.

MMEDF has shark tank approval if you like that meme support

>>25484955
I wouldn't
Disney investors care about subscription growth right now, and in their earnings they were very positive on it - the parks aren't really factored into the equation atm (or at least it seems that way)
The Golden Rule:
>Never short an uptrending stock, never long a downtrending stock

>>25484906
I can see why.

>>25484946
Crypto Miners retard.

>>25484978
Honestly, Lisa Ann's butthole has to be superglued together to avoid a prolapsed anus. Her butthole looks like Rocky after he fought that Russian after every anal scene.

>>25485040
Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai

then go watch the clip "biggus dickus"

>>25484715
Oy vey, look at that gap that needs to be filled

>>25485020
Panthose over underwear is one of the sexiest things out there

>>25485013
biggus........dickus

>>25485044
He's doing it because I brought it up two threads ago. Basically, a broke college dropout. Don't see him getting into the schwab api.

>>25485090
low quality pic but there's one special pic that i actually saved because its so good, don't konw if i can post it here

>>25485020
I'm just gonna be holding for now. Thinking of buying more to get my avg. cost under 32 cents. I think they have a decent chance of turning it around.

>>25485068
>shark tank approval
I hate that
it repulses me so is likely a good investment. tell me more about MMEDF

>>25485020
o-oh my

>>25485044
I spent the long weekend making Python scripts to grab stock data then generate buy and sell signals. Pretty standard stuff, but it'd be interesting to try it out.

>>25485068
>MMEDF has shark tank support

Which one invested in this? It had to be a complete shit deal involving high royalties or like 50% equity.

They're used to see pump and dumps and have the company/owners bleed out

>>25484666
Damn Satan those trips
I'd advice just buying Raytheon shares. Not sure you'll be able to predict exactly when it happens. Its a good company to buy anyways so you don't really lose anything if nothing happens.

>>25484704
I did the needful, sir, under $13 is a great price. My whole village will bring FIVE goats for this price, no problem. Very very rich. To the moon, time is running out! Ring ring... ring ring.

>>25484725
>CRSR
>Chad stock
Entire list invalid. Fucking kill yourself

XL 100 eow

How good is the risk management guide in the pastebin?

Risking only 5% of your capital seems kinda garbage when you only have 4 figures to play with

>>25485228
Hmmm not bad

Biden’s pick for the dod is also a former executive

>>25485286
Those are some tits

>>25485285
>he holds fag stocks

>>25485286
how did they get the cat to do that??

>>25485324
man tits

>>25485304
It’s not about the size of the portfolio, it’s about developing habits and a strategy. Act retarded now you’ll act retarded later.

>>25485197
MMEDF is psychedelic medicine that's really it. they're the first big company in the space so they have the most attention. im too retarded to tell you why this is a good investment but the autists on SA have fancy graphs with big fat green arrows so i have shares now.

at worst could be like weed stocks back during their first run

>>25485206
>spent whole, long weekend writing python script

Not familiar with python since its basically for kids, but with Java its basically a what if/else loop statement.

Why would it take a whole weekend to write it in python?

I just set limit buys and sell/buy trailing stops on what I would code to do desu

>>25485206
Some brokers provide pretty good stock data APIs if you have an account. I actually spent some time this weekend moving from free IEX data to the Etrade API.

https://www.palantir.com/palantir-gotham/titan/

PLTR chads...

does anyone know any good options for tomorrow?
I'd like to start 2021 on a good note..

>>25485468
doordash $100 any date

NIO Changs (Chinese Chads)...

>futures

>>25485418
>>25485197
https://psilocybinalpha.com/company/mindmed
https://psilocybinalpha.com/news/the-psychedelic-renaissance-in-2020

>>25485418
I keep hearing about MDMA and Ketamine as the "psychedelics" that are getting good word from the FDA, I'm not sure Psilocybin is gaining traction yet

>>25485418
>they're the first big company in the space
That was Compass Pathways, listed on the NASDAQ with a nearly two billion dollar market cap.

I’m all in on a double long gold ETF - UGL.

Is this safe? What’s the story

>>25485445
I bought Palantir the day of the IPO and already up 140%.

I will legitimately just keep adding to it indefinitely desu

if i have insider info on an IPO yet to be announced is there any way for me to take advantage of it

>>25485445
>https://www.palantir.com/palantir-gotham/titan/
THEY KNOW EVERYTHING

>>25485603

>>25485437
I didn't spend the whole weekend, just time here and there. I was also playing around with visualizing the data for less algo trading and more just general technical analysis

Seriously though how much longer are the ARK funds gonna drop? I'm getting nervous, I have many Jan 2022 calls.

>>25485573
Boomer rocks under perform and are not a safety net for when SHTF (look at what happened to gold prices in 2020 when SHTF)

>>25485478
any info on this?

>>25485564
yeah im retarded. im just gonna keep holding shares though, my gut says my suicide stack will make me happy.

>>25485541
which ticker/s are focused on MDMA / Ketamine?

>>25485647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8orPAVzRTc&t=29s

Here's a video of how they tracked down the Boston Bomber, using Palantir software of course

>>25485706
Mindmed is researching MDMA and combining MDMA with LSD.

Ketamine is for gay retards.

>>25485686
they better not keep dropping I put 90% of my portfolio in them

>>25485603
Yes. You simply post the information in here and you just sit back and relax, fren.

/Biz/ will do all the due diligence and find out if its a scam or not.

/Biz/ successfully called out Doordash and Air BnB sperging out. Some reddit fags kept calling A.I. Nak2, but /biz/ figured it was 4D chess tier faggotry.

/Biz/ is always on the case for free

>>25485647
Watched a video where they compiled a bunch of info related to the Boston bomber. We approach the singularity

>>25485292
With smaller portfolios you pretty much have to risk a lot more to make it worth it. If you're new, engage in less risky investing (Only risk what you wouldn't care about losing, don't all in) until you have more experience. That said, you gain experience by doing; failing, succeeding, and learning.

>>25485759
Yeah, I stopped fucking around with memes and went all in on ARKK and ARKG leaps

>>25485149
>>25485020
guys just sell for a loss, they're only going lower

>>25485695
yeah everyone with 2 braincells to spare knows Doordash is overvalued at 45 billion market cap.

i have been holding over quarter mil in puts / shorts since mid dec waiting for this shit to drop but some MM has been keeping it above $140. my idea is MM is now gone since 2020 is over.

>>25485693

I though gold was good when currency goes to shit?

>>25485706
Consider picking up some NUMI, it pulled back the most recently but has a lot of potential because they're also in the psychedelic assisted therapy space which will be the first to get access to these drugs.

>>25485515
the bulls are taking control

>>25485760
nah i'm not gonna be the guy who ends up leaking it
the market they're in is VERY hot though and will be for the next couple of years

>Futures are still flatter than Greta

>>25485693
>/GC and /SI up 40+% against the dollar
>implying youll get your money out of robinhood when SHTF
if you want performance buy michael jordan basketball cards

>>25484955
The ride is supposed to be inside. It's going to have lots of lights to give you the tron feeling. Do you get your investing advice from a blogger?

>>25485820
for gold to be good you better be able to grow your own food and defend your land too.

Who’s in on T? Is it a go?

>>25485845
unless you already have a stake in the company, what exactly are suggesting?

>>25485219
Kevin O'Leary. Been there since day 1.

>>25485536
thanks fren

>>25485746
based

>>25484945
I tried to sell some cybn last week. Both times has 18 sellers a penny higher, 500 buyers a penny lower.
TD doesn’t show the total buy sell offers but it made me confident in mushrooms.
TD doesn’t

what puts/calls should i grab to hedge my port in case of a sell off

Lol, shame GDP went under. They'd prob have those two Ericson sluts on there by now otherwise.

Longing QS SNOW ZM BLNK or AI at these prices you should an hero.

As soon as Doordash drops and I cash out my bobo positions im opening bobo positions on one or two of those tickers. Already made a sweet small stack off shorting SNOW.

>>25485820
Stop listening to jews.
Currency goes to shit invest in stock. Currency goes to shit, debts get basically wiped out easily. Companies hold the most debt, they're the fastest to rise. Gold doesn't do anything like that.

>>25485910
You don't need to hedge. Boomer medicine will always eat all available dollars.

>>25485886
Think spectrum ownership.

>>25485304
>Bidens pick

Kek! You commies think your beloved grandpa is going to get in the house? Arizona is de certifying tomorrow and you don't even know what's coming on the sixth do you. I'm not even American and can see the writing on the wall. You're pathetic.

126k shares waiting to be bought at 4 dollars a share.

Where do you think BNGO will be at the end of the day, and week?

>>25484955
>doubting the mouse

>>25485686
back to 90

>>25485901
>>>25485219 (You)
>Kevin O'Leary. Been there since day 1.

Lmao. That's the worst possible answer desu

What was the deal?

Mr. Wonderful is the one that will definitely make sure gets paid, makes money and have the company and owner bleed out with high royalties and 50-100% equity if the company is shitty.

>>25485286

>>25485788
ARKK is legit built on EV and Green Energy memes what the fuck are you guys doing?

>76% of stock market activity is executed by high frequency trading bots.

>>25486005
>Arizona is de certifying tomorrow
Source?

>>25485788
Umm, sweetie have you even looked at ARKK's portfolio?

>>25485286
Why would someone save this disgusting picture on their PC?

>>25485979
>t. kike

SNDL
https://investorplace.com/2020/12/sndl-stock-high-risk-sundial-growers-stock-worth-look/

>>25486089
>~40% of all trades in the US are done on private 'dark pool' exchanges

I swear to fuckin God if these trumpniggers and antifa fuck up my gains this week with their retardation...

>>25486005

>>25486161
Too late.

>>25485686
Wowowow. Nice webm. May I save it?
>>25485206
>>25484987
Is Alpaca good for scripting my trades? I kinda want to open another account with ~$1,000 just to play with it.

>>25485996
Exactly what I needed to dig into. Thank you anonymous.

>>25485719
>>25485785
Hivemind

>>25486009
PACB is ARKG's biggest holding and also a competitor to BNGO.

BNGO offer a better product. More efficient and at a lower cost.

$25 is where PACB is at. $4 is where BNGO is at. ARKG has yet to invest in BNGO. Can you guess where BNGO will be when they do?

Been bullish on BNGO since reading on them. BNGO symposium in mid-January.

My guess: $3-$6 range. If ARKG invests, $10+++

>>25485996
so it's not just overbought as i originally had thought? hmm.

>>25485115
Hahaha *snort*

>>25486024
no clue. all ive found so far is he took part in the $6.2 million investment round earlier this year.

>>25484945
with PLTR you will be fine as long as it’s a long term hold and you didn’t buy at the top. You... you didn’t buy at the top, did you anon...?

>>25484649
GKPRF

>>25486005
I’m not a commie I actually escaped from a former commie country to the USA

I don’t think he legally won, but it’s probable he’ll get in anyway.

>>25486089
>76% of stock traders are executed by bots

>>25486005

>>25485147
>don't konw if i can post it here
post it

>>25486208
You should know, not all spectrum is created equally. Some is short of stinky shit, and some is primo White pussy spectrum. But you can save yourself some of the study time by realizing the big players don't have stinky shit. And remember, God will not be dropping Spectrum 2.0. This is all we will ever have, as far as anyone can tell. One last thing.. T is CIA.

>>25486285
Just be careful with that. He's the undisputed king of pump and dumps.

If you go in make sure you set a trailing stop loss just in case.

NAKD

BIG GAINS MACHINE BELIEVE IN THE DREAM

>>25486313
Chad cuba escapee patriot? Fuck yeah

>PLTR 23.55
ah yes, time to re buy. I think I'm ready to hodl this Big Brother stock for a few years.

>>25486161
just get in crypto and watch it all burn from a distance and profit in the process

>>25486405
It'll be over 100 in a year

>>25484801
>bubbled again
dollar got devalued and stocks are safe haven from inflation

>>25486005
>IM QOOOMINGG

>>25486513
If I had any cash at all left I would be buying more. Damn fucking shame I blew my wad on a fucking house

>>25485760
but 3dAI is good no?

What’s the play tomorrow?

>>25485304
>>25485228
>>25484666
Saw the schizo post, bought lockheed and raytheon at the very botton dip on tuesday
Schizo /pol/ magik pays off...

I saw their game, and I will ride to the moon with (((them)))

https://youtu.be/vHSNZK4Je-Y

>>25486513
Why?

>>25486594
Wait until earnings there's a high probability it dumps.

>>25486602
Brace yourself, first day of the year. Literally anything could happen.

>>25486361
Yeah I just dove into a report/charts that showed who owns which percent of each spectrum. Cool stuff

the only thing that makes my PP hard anymore is PLTR moonshot talk. Where do we go by EOY 2021? EOY 2022?

>>25486614
It is Big Brother: The Company
As we descend into a dystopian police state, Big Brother only gains in power

>>25486405
I see you’re a man of taste as well

Bounced right off a support macd crossing rsi oversold

Time to load up anon gods speed

>>25486701
66
180

>>25486666
checked satanic quads

>>25486753
easily a 100 bagger over the next 5 years, SNOW did a 3x as well but wasn't a direct listing so (((they))) couldn't profit off of it

I'm way too diversified. 17 positions in a 35k portfolio, but i don't want to sell anything to consolidate. tough choices ahead desu

Clown Market 2021

>>25486614
Because I said so.

>>25486592
Congrats on the house fren.

>>25486513
I don’t even know what plantir is. QRD?

>>25486847
Too much to think about, keep it simple.

>>25486936
The jizzzt is that they make surveillance and data analysis software so government agencies can find out what you're jacking off to why

>>25487028
And why*

>>25487028
Google and Apple arent already doing that?

>>25486594
yes companies that typically 3x on opening day of IPO then double a few days later always stay around the same price.

>>25486936
evil data shit that will make life harder for everybody

>>25486936
To be clear, >>25487028 literally means what you, IwvZx9+/, jerk to. You sick fuck.

>>25487069
You're utterly clueless

ARK mommy better not fuck me this year bros

>>25487069
Every tech company is doing it. They're just trying to do it better

>>25487077
oh sure it's a wild trader

>>25486629
when are earnings?
quiet period ends this week, so we're supposed to get a bunch of analysts calling the stock impossible to value and such this week

>>25487066
>And why*
they've mapped my psyche based on my browser history?

The dollar died for THIS?

>>25484575
Mom had these for pets. They take the biggest shit compared to their body size and their messy as hell. They'll take two bites of a fruit and toss the rest so if you don't clean daily, the cage will smell like spoiled shit and fruit.

>>25487207
It just means the tech sector died harder.

>>25486847
Maybe do a reset. Every January 1st think about what you really want and what you just hold as a bag.

I do it for tax reasons anyways.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUTURES AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>25487201
Worse

>>25487151
Looks like no official date out yet. It's been about a month so maybe in feb?

do any of you guys have any good nose scratcher recommendations?
the inside of my nose has been itching for a couple of days now and its getting annoying as fuck, I am thinking about buying one.

Is PLTR actually worth getting back into?

>>25487269
still waiting for the nasdaq to flip kek

>>25487201
I once was up late and on my phone, rubbing my tired eyes.
Next thing I was flooded with eye drops commercials against tired and dry eyes. The only way they could have known is through my phone front camera.

They know everything, Anon. Even that thing you want to forget. The thing you did nobody is allowed to know. I know I got a few of these

>>25487347
index finger

>>25487403
my finger isn't doing the job since my nails are too short at the moment for real scratching sadly

>>25487347
My wife's boyfriend's rabbi's dick. Also great to use when the inside of my ass tickles.

Did anyone here buy PLTR in October?
Seems like a no brainer to me

>>25486338
>76% of stock traitors are executed by bots

>>25487368
Yes

>>25487444
>Short sellers got that way because bots chopped them in half

>>25487428
pls go back

It's going to be a wild next couple weeks lads. Strap in and strap on.

>>25487527
kek I already sold everything, enjoy your shitty market Lad.
Meanwhile I will buy any good dips.

if you had $25k to all in on something for 2 years what would be the best stock?
something to just set and forget to?

Who holds ETHE? I have a feeling you’re going to be happy in the morning.

>>25487554
Scared money don't make money

>>25486089
Good. In my country the left constantly fired against "high frequency trading" despite it being good and providing liquidity and constant prices.
>>25487505
It's the middle of the night after a weekend. We're shitposting, not actually /pol/posting
>>25487527
I guess some stocks are overvalued. Stuff like Apple just keeps going up for no reason, Tesla is a bubble that will burst in a spectacular manner. PYPL lost all connection to the ground and just keeps rising on the dream of better numbers every month, even when they themselves do not project that.

Then stuff like MA or V never really dumped to the level they should be at and some idiots believe tourism will pick up again this year.

But I also see tons of companies basically stabilizing for months, barely moving. Look at FB or MSFT who both missed out on the cubes rallye.
I don't think the whole market is overvalued, just a few distinctive companies.

>>25487601
Half XOM, half T

>>25487601
Microsoft or TSMC

>>25487601
I have this but Im going to just bet it all on penny stocks and swing trades to try and get rich

everyone is an investor, someone that claims they aren't invested are sitting in USD that depreciates 2 to 3% every year, potentially more

>>25487718
it won't work anon

>>25487601
BYND

>>25487601
PLTR
MARA
RIOT
UUUU

>>25487601
government bonds you lazy faggot

>>25487756
how the fuck is this going to make me money

>>25485760
>doubting AI
last chance to get on, pal. we're going to the moon

>>25487723
Most of my positions are in boomer tier stocks and index funds right now. Using my brokerage account as a savings account really.

>>25487601
Telos

>>25487554
Been some time since we had a real Bobo here, see you in a few weeks when you missed all the dips and are priced out of the good stocks. TINA.

>>25487731
I would already be rich if I had done this.
I only bet 2k on opti and made 4k when it went to 10 cents. If I had bet my entire stack i would have 80k rn

>>25487762
>>25487756
Yah Anon can you explain? Aren’t government bond yields near zero?

Why is UUUU shilled here? If Biden gets in he's not going after nuclear, he wants expensive green energy memes...

>>25484575
fuck Im 30k in margin on a 70k account wish me luck

>>25487395
If that's true, then I really want to hire them and find what they have on me. A PI or AI might be of help

>>25487850
>expensive green energy memes
so nuclear?

Should I take a huge loan short selling Doordash?

>>25487850
He won't be able to accomplish shit
Money has already been allocated for American uranium

>>25487677
im holding xom and T. XOM is comfy, T is starting to look better.

>>25487850
Solar/wind/hydro are not capable of meeting energy needs of a first world country.

Nuclear is the only remaining "clean" option

>>25487902
I'm getting BYND vibes now...

>>25487902
Never get a loan to invest. Never

>>25487601
55% in TQQQ, 45% in TMF

>>25487960
then why is every American taking loans to invest in a house?

>>25484853
Chinese BTC miner. I dont trust it, I'd go north american, MARA/RIOT, MARA has by far the most potential currently

>>25487859

>>25487922
People can talk PLTR or TSLA or any other fucking stonk, but those can all get taken down. HMC comes out with some EVs? Fuck.
XOM? T? They are not going anywhere, basically ever. They're not necessarily the best, but they are among the safest.

>>25487899
Nuclear isn't a meme, it's legitimate and efficient - hence why a Biden admin. would not adopt it.

>>25487962
>TMF
why

>>25487988
>take loan to put roof over your head using asset that appreciates with certainty 90% of the time
Vs
>take loan to gamble on meme stocks and PnDs whose values fluctuate like shots taken at a dart board

Jack Ma rumors are extremely bullish, CCP always FUDs omega hard when one of their hero companies steps out of line and then gives them a slap on the wrist

>>25487960
I generally agree in terms of margin but short selling literally works by loaning the stock

>NAK options chains
>Bid $0.00 x 0
>Ask $0.05 x 2338
Get in line anyone trying to sell premium or open spreads.

>>25487962
TMF is obsolete, try 60% TQQ / 30% GLD / 10% SLV

>>25486219
retard, if bngo was as good as pacb, cathie would at least own 1k of shares

>>25487923
Again with this shit? Nuclear is one of the most expense forms of energy production, even if you can get a new plant built which you can't. It's ogre, if you're going to shill UUUU come up with a better reason.

A short investing story:
>Be me
>Tired, lonely, low T
>Get told by a Chad that I need to invest my money
>I ask what to invest in
>He tells me to go RYCEY, grow some hair on your chest
>Buy 1000 shares
>Dick gets bigger
>Ejaculations are more violent
(You are here)
>Fast forward 12 months
>RYCEY is trading at $22 a share
>Life is good
>Laugh at people who didn't invest, when it was dirt cheap
Don't fuck up

>>25487960
no

>>25488063
>YOU HAVE TO TAKE A LOAN ON AN EXTREMELY ILLIQUID ASSET OR ELSE YOU'LL BE HOMELESS
kek fucking Americans are so brainwashed

>>25488113
Based norf pasta have a you and a whore

>>25488036
TMF is a 3x leveraged US treasury bonds ETF, which go up in value whenever stocks dip. It's basically a hedge.

>>25487677
>boomer shit
>>25487678
MSFT might be fine but how much can TSMC really go up?
>>25487737
too many competitors, what separates them?
>>25487744
>PLTR
this seems really good, Thiel doesn't really fail and big data just isn't going away
>MARA
fotm meme stock
>RIOT
fotm meme stock
>UUUU
why this?
>>25487802
>Telos
2nd good suggestion so far, cybersecurity is going to become more and more important, demand is already not being met at a staggering rate
>>25487962
boring and slow

>>25488113
You're forgetting that people aren't going to be buying anything in 2021, expect more lockdown bullshit.

>>25488138
toss money into a black hole by paying rent
vs.
paying 80% of your income in taxes to European aristocracy in exchange for borrowing an apartment from them
vs.
buying an appreciating asset that you fully own, but probably need to take a loan and pay more than it's worth in the end to afford it

>>25488014
Just why do you think the institutional money left XOM in the first place? It has no future, it cannot exist in a world with decreased oil demand because its production costs are too high compared its competitors.

>>25488138
>note being diversified between illiquid and liquid assets
>cucking yourself into paying someone else's mortgage via rent, nothing to show for monthly sum of money usually more expensive than typical mortgage, can be abused and thrown out on whim of landlord
>borrow money to gamble on options

Is this a contest to define "ngmi"?

>>25488186
Because of Fed's constant QE shenanigans bonds are increasingly correlated with the market. Not much fuel left in TMF before its composed of only dogshit from 2010 onward
Vola and gold are hedges.

>>25488202
Buy Procter and Gamble, KMS, GIS comfy gains, good dividends and consumer staples

>>25488181
This is a 10/10 in bongland

>>25487601
NUMI will outperform every suggestion you were given. You can screen cap this.

>>25488014
XOM is going lower if they keep fucking themselves taking out loans to pay their dividend.

>>25488255
Good thing I live in the USA and have a 22 year old fiancé

>>25488273
did canada legalize psilocybin and acid or something?

>>25488297
>a 22 year old fiancé
Is she thicc?
How old are you?

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

bros i need cheapies in the morning also my speedometer in my car went out for a few minutes im pissed!!

>>25487962
nice , i did something similar, then went 100% TQQQ in late march with entire portfolio

>>25488111
You know stock prices are based on, among other things, expectations of FUTURE return? Tesla is an extreme example of this

>>25488195
>boomer shit
The dude asked for safe. But I have to tell you, if you seriously believe oil will not get more and more expensive, and that wireless connectivity will do the same in the next 50 years, then you are a fucking moron.

>>25488245
gold tanked in march..

>>25488334
Buy AMRS, it will hit 8 dollars

>>25488358
oil is out on it's way out

>>25487443
I did. I am thinking of taking my CLF profits to grab more.

>>25488093

If you are going to short a stock or asset, make SURE you calculate your maximum liability before you make the play. If you’re ok with going into debt X dollars, then ok. But most people don’t anticipate losing 1000% of their initial investment.

>>25487988
mortgages are legitimately the best form of leverage average jack offs can get and are the only reason to buy a house.

>>25488360
March was a liquidity crunch. It's been uncorrelated to the market for the past 60 years

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAB

>>25488232
BP tells tells the UK/EU govs what they want to hear. If you believe that shit chart, you believe in "climate change" and you are a moron.

>>25488322
I am 27 she is like 130lbs and has DD tits.

>>25488371
Oh yeah? How are we going to make all those nuclear power plants and massive power grid to go into “batteries dude lol?” Oil will be big for the next 100 years

>>25488427
Nice.
I approve of this.

>>25488311
Some of the drugs are already legal for psychedelic assisted therapy and special access for terminal patients. This will open up to the general public for treatment of a bunch of issues once Health Canada approves them, which they will because there's mountains of evidence behind their efficacy.

>>25488436
even if this is true, none of these things are happening in the next 2 years

So
I'm gonna do a risky play tomorrow with TSLA and I just wanted some opinions on if I'm fucking myself. I heard a lot of whispers about a "bubble bursting" and whatnot and I can't help but feel spooked

>>25488455

>>25488370
>AMRS
why should i buy a biomeme

>>25488436
Almost no one uses oil to generate power. It’s transportation and chemical derivatives. Airplanes, tankers, trains, and probably trucks aren’t going electric anytime soon.

>>25488353
You would have to be retarded to think that they're suddenly going to start building a bunch of nuclear plants under Biden. The industry is completely dead, solar and wind are now the cheapest sources of energy and energy storage prices are becoming reasonable to the point they don't need nuclear or natural gas for base load.

>>25488436
Tbf. I disagree with the sentiment that oil is dead, but it is not a good investment with more and more regulations coming in and a slow move over to other stuff.

We will still use the same amount of oil in 2040, maybe even more.
But investing in the companies just seems like a bad idea when you have so many other industries on the rise.

Also oil is mostly used for transport. Every other use is basically tertiary in its importance.

>>25488518
Correct. All big trucks and power equipment runs on oil. Oil makes the world go round. Oil is used to build

>>25488509
>he doesn’t know scoops is a pajeet
2 scoops more like 2 poops

>>25488542
Solar is completely unusable for powering the power grid

Hi everyone it's fat tinder chick slayer. I'm back from my night. I did NOT fuck her as she smelt like fish but I got nice fat girl head.
>ama

>>25488412
>All these oil companies which state openly that peak oil is here or will be here within two decades are saying it because they're in the pocket of the government!
Yikes. Found the XOM bag holder.

>>25484801
Why should I share what I find here? I found a good one below it's book value, but how does sharing it here benefit me?

>>25488617
do you feel less lonely and has your sense of despair eased after hanging out with her and/or getting your dick wet?

>>25488186
Bonds don't necessarily go up in value when stocks dip. The reason they have in the past is the fed has cut interest rates in times of crisis, which makes existing, higher interest rate treasuries more valuable. However, with rates near zero this no long applies, especially if people use bonds as collateral for margin.

Basically, don't be fooled by boomer platitudes about bonds as they do not apply in a zero interest rate environment. Literally anything else including cash is better to hold in your portfolio (cash to buy the flashcrashes caused by the systematic fragility easy money creates).

>>25488650
because if you share then perhaps others will also be willing to share.

>>25488651
No I kinda feel disgusted with myself and pouring myself a drink more. Almost makes me want to go back to hookers
> but tinder thots are free

NEW

>>25488676
>>25488676
>>25488676

>>25488579
The electric car boom is going to gut the oil industry. Only transportation in the next 5 years that won’t be effected would be boat, and large equipment.

>>25488655
this is fake news, you can find great opportunities in bonds in the corporate world and in emerging markets. Diversify your bonds nigga.

>>25488607
Sweaty, solar is the fastest growing source of energy in the industry.

>>25488617
How big is ur pp

>>25488617
Should have just banged her. Head is like sub par to just pushing her face down into the pillows and plowing that ass.

>>25487601
If I had to hold for 2 years, no selling before 2 year period, unironically Chevron CVX

>>25488766
is this some kind of sick joke?

>>25488742
Bro my finger smells like week old trout. I ain't putting my dick in there.

>>25488518
what do power plants use to generate electricity? they burn diesel where i live

>>25488720
the conversation is about TMF so that's not really relevant but I miss the days of chappelles show too

>>25488849
oil, coal, natgas, some solar and wind and nuclear, and hydro but rivers are a finite resource and we've dammed all the good ones

>>25488849
They're certainly not building new oil-fired power stations there unless you live in a compete shit hole.

>>25488542
>

>>25488370
Kek I bought this shit a year ago at the behest of some dumb smg shill
It was 5.50 then, a year later it's gone up a measly 1 dollar. Fuck that gay nigger stock

>>25488561

Holy fuck. Every important synthetic material we use for modern life for medical, industrial, and agricultural uses is based on oil.

50% is used for transport, the other half supports our modern way of life. It’s not going anywhere. I laugh internally at every retard who says shit like this, they have zero fucking clue.

>>25485760
based

>>25488957
there's already one built for the town. why would they build a new one. also diesel is about all that can work where i am, in the middle of buttfuck nowhere

>>25489193
this. chances are youre wearing oil now

>>25489193
>50% is used for transport
It's 70%, retard. The vast majority of that used in passenger vehicles and trucks which are being electrified. The rest is mostly feedstock for industrial use which also has alternatives. When people say "oil is dead", they don't mean that it's literally never going to be used in any product.
>>25489290
>Literal who anecdotal opinion from literal whosville.
Okay then it doesn't matter, less than 1% of energy is produced from oil

>>25489193
you're missing his point, oil is essential but why would you invest in oil
do you also invest in utilities

I want to get started trading stocks. What's a good broker for the UK?

>>25488617
Based
Fat girl head is the best

So should I wait to buy anything until after the 6th? I can probably buy a $10 SPAC though

>>25489591
>So should I wait to buy anything until after the 6th?
is this some tax thing?

>>25489359
are you implying that the 400 population town i live in is not the standard for the entire modern world?? either way oil isn't going anywhere, peak oil is a meme, oil is so cheap because we went looking and found ridiculous amounts of it

>>25489621
>>25489621
it might dip due to electoral college funny business

>>25489621
Apparently a president is being sworn in and something something just you wait libtards or something.