/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25465657
It's fucking Sunday. What fucking stock market is open?

You own 10 million shares, if you sell you'll get 250k for sure out of the sell, but you'll fuck everyone else by causing a 15% drop.

Do you care about the other baggies???

cute and funny

I'm looking forward to when they crash the market when Trump wins
the shorts will flow

>>25465726
>when Trump wins
Should we tell him?

Genuinely when and how will I be able to invest in porn

I need 10k by March to buy my new toy. What big brain moves for 2021?

>>25465745
I got some vixy shares because Trump is bound to create a scene.

>>25465745
the 6th will be the shitflinging contest to end all shitflinging contests

>looking at houses and properties on Zillow again
>recognize that I'm still just a baggie with a sub 10k portfolio

The market's gonna dip like 5-10% when the dems win Georgia tho. Make sure to sell your index ETF's before then.

that's it lads
this year is the year of the bear
you can only print so much money

>>25465836
What if you can actually continue printing money? Inflation is very bullish.

>>25465812
People said that about Biden winning but SP500 is up hundreds of points since he was declared winner

I have the most disgusting farts right now, is this based?

>>25465753
kidnap a crack whore and force her to do onlyfans. take 100%

>>25465836
>Adds a 0 to the spreadsheet
Nothing personnel kid.

Buy ALPP tomorrow.

You will thank me later.

>>25465657

Mfw invested in comfy dividend etf and not having to worry about stock analysis or sitting in front of candle dildo charts

Guys I hold 50% GME, 30% PLTR, 20% CLF. How bad is my butthole going to feel Monday?

We need to print more humans to have more consumers to buy games from GameStop.

>>25465869
That's why it's a dip, not a downturn.

>>25465657
Region
Language
How much to live comfortably there

Please give me house advice.

Is it better to put down 20% on a house to avoid PMI, or is it better off in the long term to try and put down a stupid small amount like 3% and then invest the other 17%? Would in increased mortgage interest and PMI really still be overshadowed by gains in an index fund?

>>25465862
>>25465888
sure, just keep doing it
mmt cannot be wrong

>>25465928

Which one? I am going all in on VOO, but maybe in 5-10 years of investing, I'll move it all into DIV maybe, and try to live off of that.

>>25465720
>would you care about retard autists who would do the same
Kek no

>>25465928
>>25466013
enjoy your 10% yearly yield, while we make 10% on each swing trade

>>25465971
You're literally an excel table away from answering that question.

Stock prices will go up if Democrats win in Georgia because Democrats are much more willing to conduct countercyclical fiscal policy whereas Republicans have been dragging their feet for the last half year

Clown world lmao

>>25465971
It depends how debt-averse you are and how degenerate you'll be with the cash you save on the down payment.

>>25466047

If you can TRULY AND CONSISTENTLY get an average of 10% on every trade, then good for you. Statistics show that that does not apply for the vast majority of swing traders, and I'm probably not competent enough to be in the select few that can achieve constant success. I'd rather just have an honest job for 15 years and try to live off of passive income after that.

>>25465657
girls do not sleep in bras lmfao what a retarded webm

>>25466102
Where is that from??

>>25466142
> does not apply for the vast majority of swing traders
They just say this to discourage everyone from doing it. You can try it out on a paper account or with small amounts and see for yourself.

I'm down 30% on ET. Should I sell at a loss and invest in something else or just sell covered calls on it and collect premium and dividends?

>>25465995
We'll just make a new word to replace "dollar" that means $1k dollars so we don't have to keep slapping "k" onto the end of every number.

>>25466160
https://www.businessinsider.com/who-says-no-evidence-coronavirus-vaccine-prevent-transmissions-2020-12

Dunno how legit business insider is tho.

Listen to me you cocksuckers, okay? RYCEY is going to be between eight to fifteen dollars exactly a year from now. I will make eight to fifteen times my money. All of you that think it's going to dip below a dollar never happening. So you can either get on the train or you can miss the train, because we're scraping bottom here. We're about to go, within two months we'll be at three. Within six months we'll be at five. Within eight months we'll be at eight, okay. Within twelve months we'll be at fifteen. So you can either get rich, or you can bitch and whine about how it's a dead company. So I, for one, would prefer to get rich, thank you very much.

>>25465885
Why are you retards so obsessed with crackwhores?

https://www.fool.com/investing/2021/01/03/2-stocks-id-avoid-at-all-costs-in-2021/
GUESS WHO'S BACK

>>25466261
>RYCEY is going to be between eight to fifteen dollars exactly a year from now.
Why? This shit is going to be below 100 pence.

>>25465950
itll be fine because none of those are dropping

>>25466261
>Fundamental analysis? What's that? I only invest in /smg/ memes

GHIV moon when?

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>25465812

>>25466229
I dumped it the 31st down about 10% to offset my capital gains, idk what you should do with it now that the fiscal year has passed

I've been away since Christmas. What new memestock is trending here?

>>25466261
>>25466372
RYCEY is not even a meme, it's just a forced shit of a single guy.

>>25465720
I wouldn't sell because it's more beneficial to keep a large stake in a great company.

If it's a shitcoin, yeah I wouldn't think twice about selling.

For example, if I held 10 mil shares of Apple, Microsoft, Walmart, or Costco in the 90's when these ideas were new, I would probably never sell.

>>25466420
He must be really underwater to spend so much effort shilling it

>>25466513
I don't know what he's trying to accomplish though. As if a bunch of five figure stock retards on 4chan would move a $12B market cap stock ticker.

>>25466330
Bullish for AMC. If I had Cohen money I'd buy it out and transform the business model into virtual reality movies. Give people a reason to go instead of watching at home. Give them an experience they can share with friends and family.

I have a feeling I'm about to get dumped on with aitx.

At least nio should go up.

I'm not putting anymore money into this account until after I open a roth ira, max contribute to it, deal with my taxes.

As for my 401k, I've been putting in the employerer match rate, 5% should I max that out past that? Or use that money in more normal investment portfolio?

>>25465720
What company? Why am I suddenly selling my entire stake? Can I even sell 10 million shares without the SEC getting big mad?

>>25466386
I think I can collect $115 a month on selling calls and my cost of acquisition was $6000 so I'm gonna hold on to this shit for now.

>>25466559
Um excuse you I am a four figure stick expert, please apologize

>>25466397
the market has been open for a grand total of like four days since Christmas, we're basically stuck in a shitposting loop with nothing new or interesting being shilled

>>25466598
You mean stock connoisseur.

>>25466631
Good, I haven't missed out.

>>25465720
t. the OPTI CEO

>>25466047

Yeah 10% on your gains after you lost 90%

>>25466673
Sir buy BCRX and OMST. Do the needful and buy now. Wait for Japan news coming to go to stars, sir. Do it for family. Don't disappoint child.

>>25466673
BTC is running pretty wild, MARA/RIOT/BITF/GBTC should gap up on Monday

>>25466637
FA hardly works in the short term, and definitely doesn't work in the current market
just accept the meme and profit off it like everyone else on this board

>>25466670
I mean during December I made almost as much from a tiny portfolio as I did from working despite being a braindead coomer just playing the market to occupy me with something more productive than collecting fap fodder, purely because I bought some companies that "I liked" or "/smg/ mentioned" this summer knowing the world wasn't actually going to end.

>>25466330
>Activist investor firm RC Ventures has built a 13% ownership stake in GameStop. Manager Ryan Cohen wants GameStop to abandon the physical store network and build something amazing in the online gaming market, using the power of GameStop's well-worn brand name to hit the ground running. The idea is so crazy, it might even work -- but only if GameStop listens to Cohen's newfangled ideas of game-streaming services and GameStop-branded Esports tournaments. Nothing the company has done in recent years makes me believe that they will consider a completely different business model, short of teetering on the brink of bankruptcy.
Cohen will buy the company if the board doesn't listen so this is all but confirmed.

>>25466792
Cohen owns more than every other insider combined lmao

>>25466637
if it ain't broke, don't fix it
wait on the edge of your seat for the starlink IPO, cause that's gonna be Musk Coin 2.0 for sure

>>25465971
well if you do the second option make sure you fix rate that bitch and hope inflation rocks the world

>>25466102
What if I told you Coronita-chan is an endemic, not just a pandemic?

Once they figure out how to cure a strain, it will mutate over and over again like in the UK and California.

This is why you should long Palantir and OPTI since they all deal with Coronita-chan

>>25466254
it's true, mRNA vaccine has no concise scientific evidence to say that it stops spreading after "you become immune to the virus".

Google scholar is your friendz boyz

>>25466704
fucking kek

>>25466906
This is not specific to mRNA vaccines. No vaccine guarantees sterilizing immunity due to the way antibodies are generated by the immune system.

>>25466881
Accoding to studies, we will be okay for 2-ish years at least. Also, viruses tend to evolve into a more bening version, so it might become just a common cold in the next decade, just like swine flu did.

>>25466792
>even Cohen thinks gamestop is literally Blockbuster 2.0
>Cohen wants GME to arrive 10 years late to E-commerce VS Amazon and other giants
>Cohen wants GME to arrive 10 years late to E-sports VS Blizzard and other giants

This is going to be an amazing story of how a billionaire became a millionaire

>>25466881
memestocks.

Buy POLX if you want a real x20 winner.

Virus is made from cloned cells of an embryo aborted before I was born. I was going to get the vaccine honestly before that, I'm not afraid of all of you doomsaying schizos and your palsy meme, but I'm not participating in some "medical" psychopathy like that.

>>25467004
thanks buddy, knowledge is power

>>25467020
i think astrazaneca vaccine has a better approach. Safer but less efficient. If you really want to get vaccinated, I'd opt for that one.

>>25467008
Do you think we're holding past the "Cohen is new GME CEO" sell the news event?

>>25466792
they'll just dilute the shares to prevent a take over.

>>25466637
Trend is your friend, be a fren.

i collect soda cans for a living

>>25467020
I'm pretty sure you're trolling, but mRNA vaccines are literally assembled from nucleic acids and a lipid cap. No cells (or viruses) are involved.

Maybe the "deactivated virus" chinese vaccine is made this way, but it is super sketchy anyway.

>>25466102
Retardation abounds in the media. Very few vaccines result in sterilizing immunity. When you get the flu vaccine you can still transmit it, but you will not get sick and should be shedding less virus than you would if you were vaccinated. It’s 100 year old science in the virology world, but the entire scientific community has whores itself out for relevance.

>>25466637
Now look at the amount of cars sold by every company annually and compare it to Tesla, just to make it even more fun. Tesla is literally fueled by hype, nothing else. BUT, I'm making money on Tesla rising so it's not like I care and I'm expecting it to go much higher as long as the entire market doesn't take a shit. Ride the hype

i collect tiny fractional shares of different companies as a hobby

>>25467004
>"according to studies"
>"according to experts"
>same experts in Italy said it was ok to hug Asians as protest against Trump closing Chinese access

China knew exactly what they were dealing with from the get go.

This is why they sealed people infected into their apartment complexes and then set the complex on fire or just shot anyone who had Coronita-chan.

Even if there's a dip on either OPTI or Palantir, I'll buy every dip with the new neetbux.

>>25467122
I will always carry 50 shares of GME (after the squeeze). Just for COOM cat memes.

>>25467141
Yeah, a $100M shelf offering will totally stop a billionaire in his tracks

>>25467008
and Blizzard crashed and burned

>>25467094
The problem with the astrazeneca vaccine is the delivery method: the adenovirus capsid. There's a huge chance that your immune system will not only create antibodies for the COVID spike protein, but the adenovirus itself too. Which means it is a one shot, you can never get an adenovirus-based vaccine in your life again, because the immune system will immediately deactivate it.

At least it's way more stable, but I highly doubt that the refrigeration needs of mRNA vaccines are an actual problem. Dry ice is literally cheaper than beer.

>>25467211
if you have 100 shares of Tesla, just sell fucking covered calls. You get an insane premium and on the other hand you are fucking happy if you get assigned and sell this crap at these prices

>>25467233
You should buy enough shares to recreate the s&p 500 without paying the rake

>>25467251
>same experts
These are not the same experts. There are more than ~3 virologists in the world. They also had like a year to study this shit, so we now know much more.

But keep shilling your shit memestocks for all I care.

>>25467372
what is the "rake"?

>>25466637
I expected Ford to be at least 4th, but damn.

>>25467251
>hug Asians as protest against Trump closing Chinese access
Never happened.

>>25467457
The enemy of all Canadians.

Realistically how bad is 16k in undergrad debt? Still struggling to find a real job... I work for amazon at the moment, but not at any warehouse shithole, basically work for myself, but get to throw around amazons name.

>>25467457
"rake" is slang for the casino's cut at a table game, and i assume he's referring to the management fee on etfs.

>>25467516
depends on the degree.

>>25465812
28

>>25467516
That’s fucking nothing.

>not a single tripnigger in the thread
please tell me there was a mass suicide and they all died

>>25467497
>literally just denying reality now

>>25467572
you're gonna need to post an explanation too.

>>25467591
Not having tripfags filtered already

>>25467202
Sorry, phonefagging at work and swipe type lagged and ate a few words, or my brain did maybe
It was tested for human use using an embryo-derived cell line, by a UK lab naturally

>>25467585
>>25467553

Will sleepy joe bail me out?

they're not REALLY going to show up in DC and cause a scene during the coof, are they?

Sure they have every right to do whatever the protesters were doing earlier this year (when it was clear that this was a nightmare of a contagion and that nothing would be accomplished by protesting)

Drumpfrens can you please just stay home?

>>25466906
link to useful articles?

>>25466881
MOOOOOOOO
b ull r un i mmenent

>>25465889
Already mooned faggot

>>25467650
>implying i dont have tripfags filtered already
>not realizing you can still see when they posted because the post is minimized
pure genius

>>25467634
>1 person with a sign
>experts said it was ok to hug Asians
>experts

>>25467497
I don't know if it literally happened, but certain democrats on twitter figuratively hugged asians to virtue signal because orange man bad he rayciss

>>25467712
>Sure they have every right to do whatever the protesters were doing earlier this year
Burn, loot, and murder?

kek my ID means im going to be fucking poor...forever
UBENIG god damnit.
Also i have a useless Crim BA, trying to learn to code to get into cyber security.

>>25467634
Early 2020 being memoryholed is weird. It was racist the think we should have responsible immigration polices to prevent the spread of the virus.

I'm so overweight AVGR I hope it plays out if it doesn't... :'(

>>25467743
>not setting your filter to remove instead of hide
Why even bother with a filter at that point

Rate my folio

RTX
SSYS
VYGVF
BAC
BE
HYSR
PLTR
AIO
CMPS
TWTR
AMD
SPCE
STIM

Am I gonna make it?

>>25467779
>>25467836

i hate niggers

>>25467679
I'm pretty sure they aborted a baby during a satanist ritual and only tested on cell lines that they didn't eat.

I'm also pretty sure not all vaccines were tested like that.

>>25467898

nigger/10

>>25467712
Most conservatives are actually almost as dumb as the media portrays them to be by this point due to having their cultural identities dictated to them by television marxists. So yeah they probably will. Minus the burning looting and killing of course.

>>25467914
Is that good or bad?

>>25467899
Where it says to hug asians?

Is this bullish?

>McDonalds closed
10% up
>Starbucks closed
21% up
>Disney no movies or parks only Disney+
25% up

how does this work?

>>25467913
I'll be sure to stop caring about human life except in cases where the medical establishment approves of it, anon, just for you. I'm sure TV knows best about this.

>>25467898
>SPCE
>random airlines
>TWTR
>doesn't actually show us the weighting
garbage

>>25467743
I want to violently lick that cute face

i am becoming a quadrillionaire tomorrow when doordash goes to $1

>>25468030
The only “airline” in that list is SPCE

So when is the big crash exactly?

>>25467836
NY politicians including that Commissioner should be electrocuted for mass murder.

Then again closing down the borders with china while allowing europeans and americans in without a quarantine period demostrably didn't work, so there's that.

>>25468011
no i'm scared

>>25468073
2023

>>25468018
Where I'm at, McDonald's isn't closed. Neither is Starbucks. Both have active drive-throughs and in store purchases.

Thoughts on GPL? Is this a case of being held down and it might start running soon? I bought some already, but curious how much I should put in since it seems speculative right now.

>>25468018
Don't be a boomer. Take profits and get out of trades as soon as possible.

>>25468018
They’re all open though?

>>25467898
>Not a screenshot
You're never gonna make it

>>25468023
>fetus
>human life
Can I interest you in some Bible futures?

>>25468050
uugh sweaty? Its up like 1.82% last session the lockdowns will continue and anti-science nazis cant do anything about it. Its not going anywhere

>>25468011
it's not great, not terrible

>>25468068
yeah I misread a ticker disregard that part

>>25468101
You autists don’t deserve the specifics of my positions. Just want to know if there are any red flags

Honest folio -

BAC- 50%
FOUR- 40%
DKNG- 5%
GHIV- 2.5
BFT- 2.5

Might just go all in four desu

>>25467990
https://in.news.yahoo.com/italy-launched-hug-chinese-campaign-065339340.html

So it's basically gonna be a 100% bull market for the next 3 years aside from another black swan happening, right? There's no way this shit can fail with the amount of Biden funny money you're about to see.

>>25466261
You're all a bunch of faggots.
I have asked multiple times about why this negative book value, no income shitfuck is supposed to go up but you never gave me an answer, yet you absolutely disgusting self-indulgent anal masturbators keep making those wannabe smug posts about it. Fucking hang yourself.

>>25465812
what is it? like 24? I'm just guessing.

>>25467898
thinking about halfing my amd position and putting it into tsmc

>>25468078
Remember how the politicians forced old people homes to take in covid patients at the threat of yanking their licenses which would open them up to civil suits?

I would have loved to have seen the old people homes take the NY politicians to the Supreme court manned by old judges.

>>25468018
Because fabricating money, even as tax returns given despite already spending that tax money and more federally, leads to the devaluation of money, while businesses and real estate and non price controlled commodities retain a somewhat static real value. The "historic highs" you're seeing aren't bubbles, they're pre-inflation self-fulfilling rushes to hedge against devaluing currency. Cash was the obvious unsafe play the whole time, the stock market is less fake then cash itself now.

>>25465781
Kek, that didn't take long

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-raffensperger-call-georgia-vote/2021/01/03/d45acb92-4dc4-11eb-bda4-615aaefd0555_story.html

>>25465657
I’m not even checking the shit tomorrow

>>25467898
>no BNGO
>no BTBT
>no NVIV
>no EBON
ngmi

>>25468155

looking to add CMPS, some Silver, maybe some AI, but what else I need more single stock plays.

>>25468127
I'm not religious. Perhaps you should look up the definitions of the words "human" and "life" since you seem too indoctrinated to understand the phrase taken together.

>>25468144
>BAC based and bank buybacks pilled
>GHIV positive
>BFT at only 2.5

>>25468168
Don’t doubt AMD. Their CPUs are kino. They’re going to keep expanding into other hardware markets and dominate

>>25467497
>>>25467251 (You)
>>hug Asians as protest against Trump closing Chinese access
>Never happened.

Let me spoon feed you, fren

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mNMdg4morQs

I'm cautious about the long term hype of green days due to a stimulus, so I just set my stocks to a 20% trailing stop loss just in case desu

what's gonna happen tomorrow?

>>25468157
based

>>25468093
I think it's an overly restrrictive licence, especially v3. BSD is way better.

>>25468164
>method used: trend lines
Close, but no.

I had stop limits on my stocks and they all went down and sold and now I’m marked as a ‘day trader’. It’s dumb as shit that you can’t make more than 3 trades a day.

>>25467794
I was thinking about the ones near the whitehouse, I only saw the end of those when they had the teargas and I think firehoses?

But there's a webm of an Apple Store in New York getting raided that resembled tribal warfare more closely than a smash-and-grab

>>25468023
is it psychopathy to sacrifice one child to save millions of olds? I'm not sure and I dislike boomers so don't ask me.

>>25468144
...is that real?

>>25468155
the march drop was supposed to be the correction (that happens roughly every ten years)
this bounce is gonna make the next correction even worse

>>25467899
Its probably the creepiest thing Ive ever seen. They can straight up deny reality to the masses even when there's still tons of articles that they wrote contradicting what they say now. And Ive met so many people who brag about how early they knew about tje virus, liberals saying they knew about it super early, but they seem to have no recollection of when the media switched from bashing it as a racist conspiracy theory to becoming the champions of public health basically over fucking night. The masses are our true enemy.

>>25468232
this time isn't different, ZIRP and money printing will force stocks up without any benefit to the underlying economy; as we've repeatedly seen every time it's tried

by claiming we'll crash regardless of fiscal policy despite the second largest crash in history being less than a year ago you're unironically claiming "this time is different"

>>25468281
It sounds like they did you a favor, since you don’t even understand why you were banned

>>25468244
So all good, just needs more needfuls?

>>25468305
of course

>>25468139
you existing is a red flag

>SPCE
the CEO is gonna blow up next flight kek said goodbye to your money

also I see no bobo QS/SNOW/ZM/DASH positions. do you hate free money are just retarded?

>>25468317
but when though

>>25468340
It’s because they want to make sure you ‘have the money’ for your stocks, but in reality it’s because the Jews don’t want the little man making any money.

>>25468349
I'd dump my GHIV gains and move them to RKT or even TREE for real estate play. No idea what FOUR does the rest looks comfy just needs more needful on BFT.
Whats your BFT average?

>>25468139
SPCE is a massive red flag because it's basically the only publicly traded space play that can't actually get to space or participate meaningfully in the space economy

>>25468262
Green af.

Then we'll have a dip on the 6th when Biden isn't inaugurated and all media will shit on Trump. Some political turmoil will assure red days.

Then $2K stimulus checks are sent by the end of January and bring green days back.

February Coronita-chan mutates again and back to red days and lockdowns.

>NEW STRAIN OF CORONA FROM AFRICA

>NEW STRAIN OF CORONA FROM AFRICA

>NEW STRAIN OF CORONA FROM AFRICA

>NEW STRAIN OF CORONA FROM AFRICA

>NEW STRAIN OF CORONA FROM AFRICA

https://twitter.com/tnewtondunn/status/1345696619707162624

>>25468335
Uh huh that’s a crash all right

I’ve seen PLTR being mentioned a lot, why is that?

>>25468305
It's a false dilemma because it was entirely unnecessary and they could have done the tests in something like HeLa instead

>>25468240
I did. And both legally and medically it starts around 12 weeks after conception in most of the developed world, i.e. when it develops a nervous system. It has gills at that pont FFS.
You're the one coming up with wonky archaic definitions.

If America were to have hyper inflation would that show the true loyalties of the "Americans" than that the Neo-cons like to put on stage?

>>25468474
>no no, march wasnt a bear market! it was too fast!

Looks like youre going to miss out (again)

>>25468471
wow it's fucking nothing

>>25468499
Because it's based and deports-mexicans pilled

>>25468330
Pluging in January or February when looking at the articles shows how right you are.

>>25465812
28
20+16+32 = 68
since it's a square you need to be able to /4 and get a round number. Since it's too big to be 22 or the next number that is left is 28 since it's slightly smaller than the 32cm2 it's the result for your litte test.

>>25468563
Yes, they were saying when Covid took off that Africans are going to have to suck it up & address the issue by herd immunity.

>>25468471
>source: your ass

>>25468605
>since it's a square you need to be able to /4 and get a round number.
It doesn't tho. The answer is not 28. But good try.

>>25468525
So it's an alien before then, not human? Lying evil psychopath, death doesn't become less final because you make a medical definition.

>>25468260
>same EXPERTS in Italy said it was ok to hug Asians as protest against Trump closing Chinese access
>major of florence
>a member of Associazione Unione Giovani Italo Cinesi
No experts, not related to Trump.

>>25468471
Good luck Ebola chan and Coronita-chan!

Chinese stocks will dip since they're the only ones bold enough to invest in Africa long term desu

>>25468568
I mean 40 billion does seem like a low market cap for them. Should I buy the stock or use call options?

>>25468733
It's an organ before that. Drawing the line when the sperm meets the egg is just as artificial. Remember, fapping is mass murder.

>>25468330
It's because it was election year and they expected it to be another meme like Ebola. That's why media was contradicting itself. Dem media just used it to push their anti-racism and justice stance by using chinks while rep media went full on patriotic by calling it a chink virus. Funny enough the roles changed pretty quickly.

>>25468805
that would be drawing the line at ejaculation
I draw the line at intent to orgasm

>>25468891
Then none of my children are humans.

>>25468863
also it was a distraction from the impeachment fiasco

the impeachment fiasco was also a distraction and the whole damn country fell for it

Are any anons holding BABA? I have 260 Jan 15 calls and I'm scared shitless

>>25468590
Exactly man, exactly. Theres at least dozens if not hundreds of direct instances of double think happening and only like less than 1% of people can see it. I had a nightmare once as a kid where something really bad was happening and when I tried to warn people their ears were all filled with clay, and they were clay people. Took like 15 years but eventually I made the golem connection.

>>25466149
That's a man

so which biotech corp is gonna get the next and better vaccine?

>>25468982
You should be scared shitless desu

Baba will implode and I will catch that dip at under $50 desu

The greatest blowjob of my life was from a steppe woman.

>>25466102
>>25467206
So what's the fucking point in getting vaccinated if it only kills boomers and morbidly obese mutts and I'm going to spread it to people anyway if I get it?

>>25467141
>direct offering causes stonk price to dump
>cohen just buys more at a cheaper price

>>25469087
They greatest blowjob of my life was from a man.

>>25468982
>260
>scared shitless
that's the correct emotion to have

>>25469078
That would be kino. It will tank all the EVs too

They're so condescending.

>>25468427
avg 13.89 on BFt, GHIV 10.5 ... Id suggest everyone in this thread buy FOUR

>>25465657
>>25469087
I want to know more about this Steppe meme and that Steppe creature

Anyone tried saving up more cash for stocks by stealing food from housemates? An apple from this guy, a cup of rice from that guy, alternating days, and there you go, more money for stocks.

>>25469037
Folks vaccines has failed. Yall need to wear the mask and keep distance on the cricket toast lines.

>>25469078
is this bullish for NIO?

>>25469146
Why would BABA falling tank WKHS and RIDE?

>>25469078
he ded

>>25469251
Chink EVs will tank especially NIO big time since its connected with Ma.
Since EVs are a fucking bubble very likely we will see ripple effects.

Can anyone give me an example of a proven algo trading strategy that performs positively? Im thinking I'm wasting my time making a trading bot at this point

>>25465971
The more money you put down and the higher your repayment rate the less you pay over the total duration of the mortgage. 20% down is a very reasonable amount with lots of cushion room, if you can't get 20% of the cost you shouldn't be buying anyways.

>>25468425
You'll go bankrupt soon enough

>>25469327
They better all buy BNGO!

>>25468711
can i get the results pls? you are pissing me off i can't to to sleep like this

>>25468982
Kek, just stop dealing with chinese stocks, and dare I say even NIO. The whole Luckin Coffee fraud and delisting and BABAs current drama just shows that's its not worth trusting China. BABA is getting fucked right now just for political reasons, nothing more.

I just liquidated all of my positions I'm ready for a DRIP bluechip all american company to retire on.

When is roblox IPO?

>>25469327
I'd hope that chink EVs tanking would actually increase american EV stocks since people investing in EVs will want to remain in the sector.

>>25469236
>is the chinese crushing one of their own stocks bullish for another scam chink stock?
God I hate when people trust the chinese. (This: >>25469457)

>>25469431
Try drawing in triangles from the corners to the centre, then find triangles of equal area.

>>25468425
No, I mean you literally don’t understand what triggered the day trader flag. You should probably stick to ecoins

puts on tsla

>>25469389
>a FUCKING BINGO
I swear the first few times I saw it shilled I shrugged it off solely because of the name. The shills didnt care to explain what the company was about just buy BNGO

profile picture wearing a mask

>>25467743
>Not posting the superior version of Jahy
Sad!

it’s all in the open and part of the method (buybacks) but really we’re playing 52 card blackjack. revenue is down for hp but the stock price has risen. more likely due to sector gains and tailcoating than due to the companies position within its financial ecosystem. so long term idk hp, which tech company has more room to grow based on their financials? whose hodling disproportionately large amounts of liquid waiting for an opportunity? who benefits when biden takes office? who loses?

>>25469093
Same as any vaccine. You can still spread it, but less effectively, and since the severity of the illness is affected by viral load, you would theoretically get somebody less sick. It should also reduce your chances of complications and severe symptoms. They are shilling the vaccine so hard because endless amounts of money have poured into phizer and moderna to make the mRNA vaccine, which has historically been to expensive to scale up. In theory, the mRNA vaccine should be safer than other more common vaccines that use adenovirus vectors, for example, but I still think I will just wait and get a more traditional vaccine since I already had the coof

>>25469389
ye, but it already mooned

>>25469606
am I not supposed to do that on tinder?

>>25469607
I WANT TO BUY ALL THE CHEAPIES

Anyone who thinks that Jack Ma is still the CEO of BABA and that there's a non 0 chance it gets delisted from the NYSE should just shut down their brokerage account while there's still a positive balance in it

>>25469178
Hello newfag

>>25469652
are you a normie ? if yes - yes you are

>>25469234
so what the next biotech to get major media exposure for omg new vaccine, they have volume issues, will increase in value so

>>25469729
No such thing as bad advertising?

Doubles and PLTR opens at 15%

Today a lady read my tarot cards and said CLF is going up in the coming future.
CLF $16 EOW.

>>25469794
Tell that to NKLA lmao

>buy monthly znga calls
>be happy
is this life?

>>25469706

>>25469680
I don't know what you mean, but BABA won't get delisted

>>25469155
I was on coronavirus from /pol/ in mid january and my parents were on it at the same time from conspiracy twitter. We watched the narrative flip from racist conspiracy to you’re insane if you don’t wear a mask. I do believe that this is because Trump didn’t come down hard on covid after his initial ban and the media has to inverse whatever he says. If Trump had gone the “only I can save you” route with the virus the media would still be pumping out articles about how coronavirus is overblown, racist, being used as pretext for an authoritarian power grab etc. With that said it was stupid for the conspiracy schizos to switch from covid trutherism to covid denialism, they should have pushed the “we were right” angle way harder

>>25469706
God I really want to fuck that, the difference would be those oriental women would force you into marriage at some point. As opposed to degenerate western slags who will only marry wealthy men ultimately.

Quiet period ends for AI this week? Does that mean we get our first analyst ratings? Doordash and the other one too.

Are quiet periods connected to share lockup periods?

>>25469713
I'm a freak of nature with a broken fight-or-flight switch. I don't think I'm a normie. I just got this app a few weeks ago.

>>25469706
I stole a few pics of her from /fit/, she gets posted on smg now and again but I don't know her lore. I never got too into simping for e-thots

So is Trump acting like a fucking monkey again and "asking" Georgia's Secretary of State to "find 11,780 votes, which is one more than we have. Because we won the state.” going to impact markets tomorrow?

>this week VALE will do something.

>>25469864
That's what's I'm saying too brother. Anyone who thinks otherwise is retarded.

Doubles and PLTR opens below $20

>>25469178
Kazakhstan
Aya Shalker
Google image search actually came through for once.

>>25469706
Steppebulls and stacies fuck farmer cucks and steal their crops and civilizations

>>25469680
If they want to get rid of Ma and he gets disappeared I dont think they will burry the company.
It has vast functioning infrastructure and they need to save face since BABA is huge outside of Chinkland as well.
The stonks will tank bigly but that would be unironically once in a decade buy opportunity.

>>25469889
No, because Trump being that desperate basically proves Biden will take power smoothly.

>>25469178
tl;dr some tripfag who blogposts here solicited a steppe prostitute. /smg/ has about 5 tripfags that love to blogpost and never post tickers or DD, with the only tripfag actually shilling a ticker being CLFtranny.

>So is Trump acting like a fucking monkey again and "asking" Georgia's Secretary of State to "find 11,780 votes, which is one more than we have. Because we won the state.” going to impact markets tomorrow?

doubles and PLTR crabs next 2 months.

>>25469956
>because Trump being that desperate basically proves Biden will take power smoothly.
How so? I don't see a nexus between Trump acting up again and harassing a state official and proof that Biden will take power smoothly. Wouldn't it suggest the opposite?

>>25469891
Yes

>>25468471
OH NO if only the Moderna vaccine was made in 2 days and took a year because the FDA forced them through wild trials.

>>25469956
I doubt trump would act like this if he thought it was the end

>>25469821
Rolling so I can make $15

Yura yura to yuganda sora e
Kimi no moto e tonde yuke
Konna ni mo chikaku ni kanjiteru
Futatsu no omoi

Zutto soba ni ita kara
Aita suki ma ookisugite
Namaiki na kimi no sunao na henji
“Mata ne…” ga sabishii

Minarenai machi de naiteru nara
Soba ni inakutemo egao wa
todoketai

Yura yura to yuganda sora e
Kimi no moto e tonde yuke
Konna ni mo chikaku ni kanjiteru
Futatsu no omoi

>>25469864
A lot of big wig Chinese leadership holds BABA, delisting it would be a good way to fuck china over.

If I was Biden I would order China to hand over the guy otherwise face delistment, as further sand in China's eye give the CEO refugee status.

>>25469984
Please get Trump's cum out of your mouth. I am begging you to just spit his semen out, for once.

>>25469846
Well, actual scams don't count.

>>25469868
To be fair the Trump policies were overly racist, politicized and ineffective. But all the anti-racism swung waaaay far in the other direction, all the way to retarded, and in the end, murderous.

Hurray for the two-party system!

>>25469889
This will prolly swing georgia, which will mean dem senate, which will be a sweet dip to buy next week.

>>25469948
>>25470055
You do know that BABA stock is just a non-chinese shell company that has no relation whatsoever to the actual alibaba congolmerate? The chinks do whatever they want with that stock.

>>25465681
CME equity futures open at 5pm CST, same as every week.

>>25470019
>Black-hole option model
I kek'd

>Please get Trump's cum out of your mouth. I am begging you to just spit his semen out, for once.

>>25470055
The US doesnt give a fuck about Ma

Whats good biz

>>25470101
>which will mean dem senate, which will be a sweet dip to buy next week.
What makes you think GA swinging to dem, leading to a dem senate will cause a dip next week? I'd love it if there was but senate going blue seems too arbitrary of a factor to cause a dip.

BTC and ETH are exploding because people are losing faith in the dollar. Why is the same not true with stocks?

Dubs the theres a massive pre-market pump followed by a massive dump on the open

>>25470101
They do whatever they want to their stocks yes, but they're not going to do anything to severely harm foreign investment into the country i.e anything weird with BABA

>>25470171
This wont make the Reps lose, their unwillingness to help Trump will.

>>25470197
it will be the other way arround

>>25469999
If Trump is reduced to angry screeching at various state officials, there's probably no big Q style plan behind the scenes. Nice quads though.

>>25470159
>implying that the capitalist nexus of the world would reject a billionaire ex-pat from its biggest rival
whew cash out your portfolio lad

>>25470171
First off, many of the polls predict a dual georgia win. Trump doing shit like this only cements that victory by:
- people getting alienated
- people not bothering to go to vote "since its rigged anyway"

This means a blue senate. The dems will control both houses and the presidency, and this usually means instability (tons of new legislation and poolicies pumped out) and lower SP500 returns. This will spook investors way too much, causing a dip that will correct, because it's not actually the end of the world.

>>25470192
18, stocks are currently offline
We must wait

>>25469886
Idk her lore either. On 4chan I think its started with people on /int/ posting "tfw no X gf". She became more popular when a video game created a character based on her face without asking for permission.

>>25470169
I'm good, could be better though. I just found out that if a stock I own goes down 50% I have to sell it for 50% of what I bought it for. It's bullshit.

>>25470235
premarket will dump because longer lockdown in europe then it will rally because stimulus hopes

>>25470243
They will not risk their access to the pond over 1 fish

>>25470287
so tomorrow will be the ultimate opportunity to buy the dip

>>25470274
That's nonsense, stocks only go up.

>>25464031
Renewables are rapidly becoming cheaper than natural gas and solar will be the cheapest source of energy by 2025. It's storing the energy that is the problem but with battery costs keep rapidly falling with EV adaption, it's only a matter of time before solar plus storage ends up being cheaper. Natural gas installations peaked in 2018.

https://www.eia.gov/outlooks/aeo/pdf/electricity_generation.pdf

This chart is very conservative, in my opinion.

>>25468279
i just took the difference between the largest and smallest portion, halved it, and added that to the smallest portion.
>32-16 => 16 / 2 => 8 + 16 = 24
i think i can add another step where i take the difference between that and the third portion, add that to the unknown, and guess that way.
>24 - 20 => 4 + 24 = 28

>>25470268
VIRGINA, HANGING OUT WITH LITTLE BOYS IN SPANDEX I SEE

>>25470274
You mean you can’t go to the place you bought it and ask for a full refund

>>25470192
Have you seen stocks since March? Pretty much everything not directly bankrupted by corona is up bigly.

Green ID Monday will be red

>>25470192
it is. Stock growth in 2020 doesnt match the economy "growth" in 2020.

>>25468982
I only have one share

>>25470101
Yeah I know the trump china travel ban probably didn’t do much. I’m just interested in how the media has the power to write reality lol. I have some normalfag friends/coworkers I was telling about covid in january and they snickered at me and blew it off, but since new york shut down they have been in various stages of panic and moral hysteria over it lol. It’s just that for most people being aligned with whatever authority figures and expert opinion say at that moment is the right thing to do

>>25470262
Yeah we’ll end up in a bear market with a blue government.

>>25470262
>and this usually means instability (tons of new legislation and poolicies pumped out)
Oh okay thats what i thought, a false assumption. Freshly dem or freshly republican senate never results in tuns of new legislation drafting, this is some absurd high school tier myth.

>>25470376
Yeah, what the fuck? The SEC's gotta have a rule about that somewhere. Return within 30 days or something.

>>25470385
oh no

>>25470385
Fuck nice anon

>>25470385
Green confirmed

>>25470342
How can we power the world off of getting Kazhack pussy

what base metals are used for battery technology
whats the future of battery tech? how do i stay ahead of the curve

>>25470425
>Dems controlling both chambers and the Presidency doesn't change the likelihood of legislation compared to a split congress
What is this retard take?

>>25469934
Yep, hence steppe. Kazakhstan is know for being just a giant steppe even tho it's not true. Use Yandex image search instead btw, it's net superior to what google has.

>>25470019
>FOIA-requesting PDUFA reports
Lmao, just imagine.

>>25470420
Probably be there with Biden alone. Wall street makes shit ton in a bear market, plebs get fucked though.

>>25469509
>Try drawing in triangles from the corners to the centre, then find triangles of equal area.
brainlet confirmed i don't get what you mean i drew something but seems to make no fucking sense i'll stick with 28 26 my other bet

>>25470476
You could read the wimipedia page for batteries and figure this out dum-dum

Buy PEI<

>>25470226
Are you actually suggesting that Republican officials should help Trump circumvent democracy? Man we need to hang a lot of traitors

>>25470476
im invested in VALE because of this (nickel), but i dont think its working out

>>25469209
>his folio is so small he can see concrete increases by saving money on food

>>25470546
Yes, Democracy is a failed God.

>>25470342
The graph shows capacity addition, i.e. growth in gas usage. Why is this bearish, I don't know.

>>25470370
Unfortunately that's not the right answer. See >>25469509

>>25470412
Welcome to 1984. We were always at war with Oceania.

>>25470425
>pic related

lads, i'm hankering to invest in things besides vanguard index funds, bogle forgive me

i'm thinking of branching out into ETFs and individual stocks; should i stick with vanguard for buying these, or open an account with robinhood? is there any particular advantage to one over another?

>>25470546
Trump lost for the same reason Mittens lost, republicans stayed home.

>>25470498
>Lmao, just imagine.
yeah, it's totally not real ...heh.. i mean could you believe that. lots of imagination those meme makers nowadays
https://www.fda.gov/regulatory-information/freedom-information/fda-foia-logs

>>25469209
Frugal chads will inherit the world

>>25470546
The Democrats circumvented democracy with massive voter fraud

>>25466737
Bcrx is based
OSMT was a gamble and anons lost

>>25470610
Yes but you can't FOIA an FDA report before it becomes public, r-right?

>>25470520
>pic related
Hint: the two triangles I marked have equal area.

>>25470578
Is this graph referring to S&P 500 returns over the course of 4 years? I just don't think there are short term market impacts from a congress flip

>>25470627
can't prove it. Trump couldn't put Clinton behind bars for her server.

>>25470648
brb getting a law degree

>>25470627
Wow that’s crazy the election was stolen and there’s no evidence

>>25470546
Actually we need Republican officials to help keep an illegitimate election winner from assuming office. Unfortunately they lack the courage needed to stand tall for their country, The fraud was widespread and in your face.

>>25470648
I don't think so. You can probably request more details in the case of a CRL or something like that. Should still give you some hints for a possible resubmission.

>>25470657
I predict that the prospect of having smaller returns will fuck this volatile market up.

>Are you actually suggesting that Republican officials should help Trump circumvent democracy? Man we need to hang a lot of traitors

>>25470660
It has been proven, it’s irrefutable

>>25470694
>>25470660
There is plenty of evidence if you bother looking and dont let CNN do your thinking for you

>>25470731
>>25470695
>evidence: I said so
Hey, it worked for the Bible.

>>25470569
>but i dont think its working out
Explain

OPEN THE FUCKING EXCHANGES

>>25470592
Unless your portfolio is three figures go with a real broker like Schwab or TD Ameritrade or something.

>>25470757
Trump had a physical server in Clinton's bathroom.

New: I forgot to rotate the thumbnail
>>25470773
>>25470773
>>25470773
>>25470773

>>25470773
>>25470773
>>25470773
>>25470773

>>25470627
>The Democrats circumvented democracy with massive voter fraud
Why are retards like you even allowed to vote? Or reproduce for that matter. Chucklefucks like you handwave away veritable instances of voter suppression and corruption but keep pushing a baseless narrative that relies on witnesses to shit their pants in court and fall apart whenever an court of the law decides to examine witnesses who allege voter fraud.
Who was that psycho blonde bitch who Trump/Guliani's team got to pretend like she worked for Dominion but it ended up coming out that she was actually hired through a third party cleaning services company who are janitors for Dominion.

Anyways you retards are either living in denial or doubling down on something you know has been iteratively false. None of these election conspiracy retards have been able to answer this simple question: Why have all of the witnesses for Guliani's team fallen apart in court and been unable to provide admissible non-hearsay statements?

>>25470810
Go TDA because Think or Swim.

>>25470533
Why? Doesn't look too special to me.

>>25470840
Because trump is both the most powerful man in the universe, and the deep state controls him, his people, the voting committees, all witnesses, and basically all voters.

>>25470592
Vanguardfag here. Vanguards tickers are always 20 minutes behind real time, and their ideal investor is more a buy + hold than day trader. Just make sure to stop/stop limit orders and the 20 minute delay won't hurt you. Robinhood is more game-ified than Vanguard, and aimed at younger people in general, and has a free stock incentive for joining. Robinhood will also be much easier with options if you plan to go that route, Vanguards options are clunky and hard to find.
As for stock picks, get 10-20 stocks in various industries, don't double on industries, and don't buy things just because you see them shilled here. ETF's work exactly like stocks except they are already diversified, a very good choice if you want to get exposure to an industry but don't know specific companies. If you're familiar with index funds, ETF's will make a lot of sense. Biggest downside is the fee for managing the ETF, but the diversity will protect your gains.

invested 50 buks in PEP and holding for some good gains

>>25470761
I’m not here to do your research, anon. It appears you get your news from the big popular media organizations in this country. That makes you as informed of the truth as the people of North Korea are about their government.

>>25471006
>implying I live in the US

>>25470840
All other evidence gets handwaved away with excuses that the media and courts instantly treat as gospel.
Why is there a video of people pulling ballots out of an unmarked suitcase right when vote counters think nobody is looking? Why did Trump win almost every bellwether state and county? Why was voting stopped on 11/3?
You can answer these I'm sure, but only with weak excuses, and you need the media to hold your hand while you do it.

>>25470342
I love the EIA’s website, it’s a great source

>>25470145
>hur durr u look like this if you disagree with me

>>25470476
>whats the future of battery tech?
No batteries, with objects powered by energy fields. Time to release and widespread adoption: 60-80 years.

>>25470578
Only if the growth is greater than the old natural gas plants being shut down. That graph should be considered the maximum extent of growth in natural gas, already plants like the Inland Empire Energy Center shut down 20 years early because it couldn't compete with cheap solar energy during the day. If these plants are forced run intermittently, their energy will cost much more than it does currently and they'll be even more uncompetitive. Battery storage has already started replacing peaker plants, so plants that provide energy during peak hours. It doesn't take much more of a decrease in battery storage cost to extend them to periods when there is no sun.

The other thing to keep in mind that renewables don't have to be cheaper than natural gas in order to replace it, look what happened to the nuclear industry or how much headwinds shale gas fracking has despite it becoming the number one source of natural gas.