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I JUST FOUND AN OLD BITCOIN WALLET! My uncle Moshe died awhile ago, and today my aunt called me up and asked me to come over and clean out his room. He had an old laptop and guess what was on it. I remember him talking about some internet shekels thing but I had no idea he had Bitcoin. I'm fucking rich. I'm ecstatic. I'm so happy and feeling generous so just post your address and I will definitely send you some. We are all gonna make it bros. I will give 10 bitcoins to the first anon that posts a time stamp with a banana in their pooper with the words “G-d bless uncle moshe” on the timestamped paper.

>> No.25446878

sent :)

>> No.25446899

based uncle moshe

>> No.25446910

>>25446854
Fake and gay

>> No.25446935

>>25446854
Thanks for your IP, sending 100 armed niggers over now in minecraft

>> No.25446940

This thread makes me miss 2017 /biz/ so much. Fuck I hate it here now.

>> No.25446941

>>25446854
Lol nice one OP. Not seen one of these in a while.

>> No.25446947

>>25446854
Send me one kike
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>> No.25446958

>>25446941
its been literally reposted 3 times today already after jannies took it down

>> No.25446983

Is fake but if you prove you're real I'll be your gf and do whatever stuff you want.

26mtf, 5' 5'', slim, 4 years transitioned, 34b tits
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>> No.25447147

>>25446854
17Q3UJSmhUUSX6H3atKFUJF3MWtzjTde7r

>> No.25447167

>>25446983
youll never be a woman.

>> No.25447205

>>25446854
YAHWE BLESS PAPA HOOKNOSE

>> No.25447227

>>25446854
Thanks bro I got em

>> No.25447232

i'll take 1 or 2
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>> No.25447279

>>25447232
>>25447147
>>25446983
>>25446947
sent bros. who wants more?

>> No.25447332

please sir for the village sir
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>> No.25447344

1MzhPzxBQiZMR7RGc3Jxmfg9vxS2UAqP8V

>> No.25447371

bc1qxnw87ermmj4k25kkkx2u4zrwjsd370xda02ls2

pls mister

>> No.25447390

>>25446878
loser

>> No.25447447

>>25447279
I don't want to get banned for asking but I'm too desperate fuck.

3Ka6kPNUYwrG4KC4iv1u3WxQUQwTEW3LZT

Time to regret

>> No.25447473

Based uncle peace and blessings to you and your family bc1qw94a845e36s2dg5appmhtkd3dkr2v8w6ypzxxn

>> No.25447510

>>25446854
hey rich when is drukqs 2 coming out?

>> No.25447513

>>25446854
Based moshe.
I'll get banned, but I'll love you.

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>> No.25447519

>>25447279
Funny how none of those addresses have received 0 btc according to chain explorer.

OP was a gay scam, who would of guessed

>> No.25447525

>>25446854
You are blessed friend, I hope you have a great time wkt your wealth
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>> No.25447528

3QYMKCsHt2Q8Nr9avZaEvJB7YZWNcW2hKL
Pls i got nothing i need it

>> No.25447539

jesus fuck did all current biz users join 3 weeks ago?

>> No.25447564

sent ;)

>> No.25447572

I’ll take 100 banana pics if you actually send me some haha!

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>> No.25447588
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25447588

You absolute morons fall for this every year

>> No.25447594

>>25447539
It seems so

>> No.25447613

1E6iuEzv8UYEiC5rmGVPQL1KgkohH1rQQT

I doubt this is real, but I'm so fucking broke it's worth a shot

>> No.25447615

1FC6fefsUYCLB3EB2TXdUgzHwfjWUEwSLu
please sir

>> No.25447634

>>25446854
oh shit.... I cant believe I have a chance to down one bit coin............... My wallet code is pretty unconventional but hopefully you guys can all get some use out of it....
bc1qu2d4gOPfISnFAKENnSUCKS6akhfhCOCKSav2znx

>> No.25447652

>>25446854
is it possible to receive something 16YZBQdpTMQ9rnDsGcERY3NdFttFTBYMWj

>> No.25447678

somebody call the boomer show and tell him the copypasta

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>>25446854
3D53BXr2o5SnNS1MpTiArECs6sqP8EYv1C

Please Moshe save me from this pit of despair

>> No.25447715

>>25447678
I JUST FOUND AN OLD BITCOIN WALLET! My uncle Moshe died awhile ago, and today my aunt called me up and asked me to come over and clean out his room for $2.50/hr. I was super afraid of starving to death due to having no income and also the local McDonald's closing down so I took on the offer. He had an old laptop and guess what was on it. I remember him talking about some internet shekels thing but I had no idea he had Bitcoin. I'm fucking rich. I'm ecstatic. I'm so happy and feeling generous so just post your address and I will definitely send you some. We are all gonna make it bros. I just ordered 20 packs of Chloroquine on the darkweb and gonna eat them all up tomorrow. I will send 10 of these coins to the first person to stick a tube off toothpaste in their anus, timestamp it with a paper that says “G-d bless uncle moshe”

>> No.25447727

>>25446854
17p2SU2A9THiKzkhAZ6t9omQxbfL7BKDGk wife took the dog, moved cross country, need at least 1 btc to bring him home

>> No.25447744 [DELETED] 

Prolly zero reals. But just incase

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>> No.25447751

>>25446854
15Jvgxf31AtqQip6CX7K3MBpsotdXTa47r

brb getting a banana. if you send me a half coin, I will legitimately stretch my ass with this nana and post it.

>> No.25447777

>>25446854

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I love you and uncle moshe.

>> No.25447807
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25447807

The absolute state of /biz/

>> No.25447867

>>25446854
help a poor dog
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>> No.25447871

>>25446854
>>25446854
I am PhD, have depts and no flat to leave - need at least 0.4 btc to buy the smallest flat here where i leave. Could you help me?

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>> No.25447885

i am poor :(
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>>25446854
>>25447715

PLS send now
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>> No.25447891

>>25447539
Sell signal

>> No.25447895

>>25447519
Funny how you outed yourself as a newfag

>> No.25447902

>>25446854
Praise uncle Moshe!
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>> No.25447918

>>25447890
Sent ;)

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25447931

>>25446854
>>25447715

PLZ man)) (no homo) god bless you sent 10 coin
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>> No.25447932

I am 100% in MTLX. Average buy at 30k, worth 110k now. Will be at least 1 mil next year with their Binance exchange partnership. Already featured on binanceChristmas contest and $MTLX is yet to be listed on Binance!

>> No.25447948

>>25447931
Sent ;)

>> No.25447957

>>25447890
>>25447931
AHAHAHAHAHA

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>>25446854

Send here bro and thank OG

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>> No.25447980

>>25447890
>>25447931
based

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25447991

>>25446854
PLEASE SIR DO THE NEEDFUL MY VILLAGE WILL BUILD LORD UNCLE MOSHE STATUE IN PRAISE THANK YOU SIR

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>> No.25447997

Help a brother out!

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>> No.25448021
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25448021

I JUST FOUND AN OLD BANANA WALLET! My uncle Ookshe died awhile ago, and today my aunt called me up and asked me to come over and clean out his cave. He had an old laptop and guess what was on it? I remember him talking about some internet fruit thing but I had no idea he had Bananas. I'm fucking rich. I'm ecstatic. I'm so happy and feeling generous so just post your address and I will definitely send you some. We are all gonna make it bros. I will give 10 bananas to the first anon that posts a time stamp with a bitcoin in their pooper with the words “M-rimbo bless uncle ookshe” on the timestamped paper.

>> No.25448029
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25448029

>>25446854

Please send me 1 please, I'm a vet, already put all my families finance on BTC, been doing good, but all I can manage is .3btc myself, that's all we have. You literally would be trippling my family worth.

3FaUSEezEKcDwd3Dd1PG1V3kNihrEHNbzc

Thanks either way, congrats to you and everyone else enjoying the bull run.
Love you guys.

>> No.25448037

>>25446854
isnt that one of satoshi nakamoto's wallets? this thread is fraudulent and homosexual

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25448056

Thank you my brother.

399pTjCEjjH26pJorSoymquN5RDv4WTNw7

>> No.25448058

Pretty please......

bitcoin:14vWwkNavtY75GtEfweyt6GAdGxkEokWVn

>> No.25448082
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25448082

OP if real, you would be saving my ass in dimensionally over 10 ways in the present day. Take my word or not. God speed.

14ZJAsYoMvVWRYsECnpK1RqoW7s9a7mRA9

>> No.25448095

I don't need much. I would be infinitely thankful for anything at all. Bless you, anon.

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>> No.25448109

share pls thx uncle moshe
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>> No.25448134

0.5 BTC is enough to save me..

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>> No.25448162

Pls.

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>> No.25448167
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25448167

people actually falling for this shit

>> No.25448186

Thank you Uncle Moshe.

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May god rest your soul my friend.

>> No.25448196

>>25446854
The feds' LARPS nowadays have become too repetitive.
And to those who actually give out their addresses, you haven't been out of your basement enough to learn that nothing is free in this world.
DREAM ON!

>> No.25448202

>>25448167
Not even a concern. I have 0 BTC in my wallet lol.

>> No.25448253

bc1qxe075zcykhg3mteatrjdkf2j758g8nngf32lfz
If you send me anything I will unironically cut off my foreskin and convert.

>> No.25448258

>>25446983
That's a man

>> No.25448294

so is this gonna be a mass banning thread when they wake up

>> No.25448345

Anon.. you have no idea how much I need.. anything. ANYTHING. If this is real, thank you!

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>> No.25448398

>>25446854
go on then - if ur legit ill pay it back double.
G-d bless uncle moshe
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>> No.25448463

>>25447588
Tis the season of newfags

>> No.25448488

The people who shoved toothpaste up their butts (instead of bananas) I genuinely want to know if you got ANYTHING. Like, I get it this is all BS, but seriously, if anything, that would be hilarious.

>> No.25448549

Oh that would help me a lot anon, been in the shit for ages. Was scammed yesterday in a pump and dump as well

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>> No.25448551

>>25446854
Why not mate , if you're willing to make a fellas day
It would be much appreciated
Even half haha.
Up to you as always
And best of luck
Try to sell before the whole tether fiasco pops
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>> No.25448560

>>25447890
>>25447931
>>25448488

I think OP scammed me, fuck. Im very poor

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>>25447539

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I can't even tell if this is ironic shitposting or genuine newfags

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25448600

>>25448560
No shit Sherlock

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25448642

>>25446854
Please send me too
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>> No.25448676

>>25448593
It starts as ironic then it turns into reddit

>> No.25448723 [DELETED] 

>>25446854
Spare some change OP?
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>> No.25448952
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25448952

>>25447890
>>25447931
NEWFAGS

>> No.25449298

>>25446854
damn OP nice find. I hope I'm not too late. Best wishes either way
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>> No.25449307

19r3Dv4nzcrx43XEC4BUZTutyywyEaSiLS

Please bless me anon and be blessed yourself, always

>> No.25449360

kek the amount of newfags in this thread

>> No.25449403

>>25448593
It's Ranjeet and his friends

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25449431

>>25447931
there is no way there are this many newfags. It has to be bots

>> No.25449478

>>25448952
>>25449431
both of you are newfags holy shit

>> No.25449507

>>25446947
Enjoy your ban lmao

>> No.25449681

>>25446854
sent 100k :)

>> No.25449755

>>25446854
So many newfags, this is the most bearish indicator possible.

>> No.25449772

sent ;)

>> No.25449944

>>25449478
shut up, newfag

>> No.25450243

>>25448560
this is why you are poor you fucking retarded faggot
dissapointed

>> No.25450282

so many new fags, since 2013 i've seen this picture over a thousand times...

>> No.25450353

this can't be real...
this is like old /b/ watching people fall for fingerbox threads.

>> No.25450387
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25450387

>He will send it to Binance and dump the price

>> No.25450481

posting in an ebin thread

>> No.25450511

>>25450243
I already made 30$ this week alone so stfu mother fucker bitch

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>>25447890
>>25447931
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