/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25439575
Yep he based

>uh uh uh I'm sorry mr xi prease don't buttfuck me too hard
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

I still feel like a dumbass for not grabbing btc earlier just to dump it. Another missed opportunity to add to the list.

>>25439575
>third alternativism
holy fucking giga based

>>25439604
That is incredibly based

>>25439575
gay

The next industrial revolution is in space. MAXR, SRAC, KTOS, NOC, etc.

>>25439560
Tall girl on a high bed, harder than it looks.

>>25439604
If the Chinese say something bad about Israel, I'm moving to there.

Also, buy Nio this week.

>boomers coping itt because they can't ignore the shiny internet rock any longer

BNGO is a 500 dollar stock if ZM was.

Yes, seethe for me, mmmmmm

>>25439694
no it isn't... unless she's so fucking ass ugly you don't want to do her missionary... what the fuck is wrong with you.

>>25439695
What makes you think we don't have BTC positions? A bunch of anons here also hold BTC mining stocks.

>>25439739
I refer to the namefagging OP mainly, stockfags don't bash cryptofags and in exchange we don't go out of our way to bash you guys. It's better for everyone

>>25439694
stand feet shoulder width... stand feet 2 shoulder widths. stand wider... look see how low the pussy goes... now stop making excuses for being retarded.

>>25439773
Oh yeah I didn't check the title, OP is a recent /k/ immigrant.

>>25439695
GenX cope here

>>25439791
I'm not recent I've been here since march

>>25439777
Baggot are you drunk, ma'am?

>>25439823
bitcoin is a volatile asset with no fundamentals that goes up regardless, no different from zoom or tesla

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>25439842
yeah, but im convinced johnny tornado doesn't even know how to fuck... and don't call me ma'am sir. i prefer faggot or baggie.

All those people who got unemployment checks be prepared for a big fuck you from the govt come tax time this year. You owe taxes on that money. Stimulus checks are exempt (no taxes!). So I'd put some green aside to cover the tax bite if I was you. Aside note: Have they found that Jack Ma dude in a ditch yet? Ain't that how most things are done with people who get in wrong with the govt over there?

Reminder that Dogecoin is the next moon mission because its literally the same everything as BTC except in name.
Are you ready for CNBC to start shilling Dogecoin new ATHs?

>>25439833
I've been here since March and I'm still a newfag, fellow newfag

>>25439883
doge coin will never stop mining itself... you need to stop with the memes...

Yes I'm a baggie, how could you tell?

>>25439860
SHIT THE FUCK UP

>>25439883
Trying to fling the shitbag you've been holding for the past 5 years?

>>25439647
stocks pump more than bitcoin anyways

>>25439951
Not my stocks.

>>25439934
i mean i might have traded half of that shit.. but you don't even have images of your gookfu.

>>25439950
I tripled my money selling my position. Hedgies are dipshits and will think they are onto something getting cheap BTC. Because no one will want to SELL their BTC and the transactions will take forever not to mention the miner's fee.

>>25439860
this was a good one, but you need like rocketman on the ipod.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD2miskgDK4

>>25439951
Lmao not my picks but I get it.

for those of you long on SRAC, should I buy Monday or do you think it will dip post merger

>>25440083
You should buy Monday and you should buy any dip post-merger. Get in before the 14th, at least.

>>25439998
>hedge funds are buying dogecoin
Either you're lying / making shit up, or we're officially at the toppest top of all the tops that ever were

where the fuck did i put my scotch!

>>25439833
until you take off that trip, you will always be a redditor that needs to go the fuck back

/smg/ what if we make a brokerage app that caters to gacha game anime fags where tickers have anime girl representations.
Own 100 shares of NEE-chan to unlock her summer outfit!
Talk with the girls to learn more about their companies!

>>25440189
omg i found it. the bottle is half full friends.

>>25440146
thanks anon, was planning on doing so but got nervous because of everyone shitting on SPACs in general

>>25440211
I don't post on reddit you dumb nigger

lets play drunk chess.

https://lichess.org/n7cVVVuK

LOOK I'M ONLY WAITING 10 MINUTES FOR AN OPPONENT.

>>25440253
Post your 7.62x? Hoard

>>25439694
NIO has an event on the 12th right. I don’t know how to keep up with Chinese scams

>>25439734
Of course missionary, you can fuck a girl 12 foot tall and be good.

I'm talking, your feet are on the hotel floor, she's on top of a special 3-4" hotel bed, she's 6" tall and her ass meets your chest. She's going to have to damn near do the splits for my dick and her pussy to meet (7" just in case you were wondering). Not impossible to do her doggy, but you're going to have to work things out.

IM GOING TO LISTEN TO A STATE OF TRANCE 997... GO ON PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzZ5vmxLgc0

>>25440265

Getting drunk with my wife and I wish the markets were open so I could yolo our stimulus. She said she will play with my wiener tonight so wish me luck

>>25440274
Jan 9th NIO day.

>>25440253
adopting a name in an anonymous culture makes you a redditor, regardless of whether or not you go to that site
take it off or go back to your proper home

>>25440299
No guns don’t matter right now. It’s how big your ammo stash is.

>>25440299
What do you think of 3d printed firearms?

>>25440183
Not yet. But the dipshit ones are making BTC portfolios. The smarter ones might get altcoins that are better than that boomercoin fundamentally. But the dumb FOMO hedgies will have an "epiphany" about Dogecoin.
Is it retarded? Yes. But are hedgies dumb as shit? You betcha.

>>25439891
Jan-February. Only eked out modest 500% gains but 500% is 500% even if you didn’t make 50k

>>25440351
A couple of the semiauto designs are good. The FGC-9 seems reliable and one guy has sent a few thousand rounds through a printed AKM receiver.

>>25440342
>adopting a name in an anonymous culture makes you a redditor
4chan is 2 years older than reddit you stupid fuck, tripfagging has literally NOTHING to do with reddit and only retarded newfag parrots think they're related

>>25440351
Anything that subverts tyranny is bullish

>>25439575
NO IT"SS NOT FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!111!!

>>25440456
Stfu Becky

>>25440351
This:
>>25440442
Fuck the government

$NNDM, $BNGO, $XOM, and $OEG MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAA

GG ANONYMOUS... I THOUGHT YOU HAD ME... BUT OMG.. THIS SONG FROM A STATE OF TRANCE... IT WAS SOMETHING INCREDIBLE.... I MEAN IT ALMOST MADE ME CRY...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyEWdVQ81VA

>>25439575
Communists and capitalists both think materially and economically whereas fascists are retarded brainlets who think culture is a tangible thing

>>25440493
What’s going on with xom?

>>25440431
age is irrelevant
take off the trip or go the fuck back
you do not produce valuable OC, just attention whoring, so you have no just reason to have the trip at all

>>25440479
Give me the discord or I will kill you.

>>25439575
>BTC is a jewish scam
seethe harder, faggots

Update anon was right. Autism is off the charts.

>>25440551
IKR THESE SMG STOCK SHILLS ARE THE FUCKING KIKES NOT BTC> BTC TO THA MOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>25440551
How about I just knock you tf out bitch

>>25440515
CULTURE IS IMPORTANT TO IDENTITY.... LOOK EVEN THE SO CALLED DOCTORS CAN'T UNDERSTAND NATURE VS NURTURE.. TAKE IT FROM A KIKE WHO WILL NEVER STOP BEING ONE... THE SCIENTISTS ARE WRONG.

>>25440551
It's a ponzi scheme with no value. You can't even buy a coke at the grocery store with it. Useless "currency".

>>25440253
>>25440431
>>25440531
>>25440495
>>25440329
Shoot yourself, you obnoxious attention whores.
>>25440581
He is making it worse with his videos, the namefag and tripfag population is growing and not enough people getting after them to stop shitting up the thread.

>>25440593
eRevj59Q HOW ABOUT YOU JOIN THE DISXORD I JUST MADE AHHHHHH

>>25440342
>>25440635
4Chan allows it and I don't mind being a tripfag, lowest of scum. I just acknowledge it and live my life, you know?

>>25440551
>>25440456
We've now upset the Crypto community>>25439575

>>25440635
Listen hear you gorilla looking tranny piece of shit. I'll give you to the count of ten before I start fishing your asshole and passing on you to take that back. Your call.

>>25440655
>>25440672
4chan allows literally retarded people to post, it doesn't mean you're not shitting up the thread with your attention whoring. Go kill yourself or just go to Reddit if you want to have a username.

DON'T BUY THE FOLLOWING STOCKS..
SLV
GLD
JNUG
SOXL

>>25440655
How many weeks until 10 dollars a share you think?

>>25440655
BUY BTC GOLD AND SILVER MINING STOCKS AND STONKS BTC IS NOT JEWISH SCAM BTC TO THA MOON

>>25440289
get better taste baggie
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL674DE5E348A946DB

>>25440655
Imagine not selling at these levels. Crypto jews deserve death.

>>25440687
IMA GIVE YOU TILL THE COUNT TO 10 TO APOLOGIZE, OR I'MA START TAKING BETS ON WHAT HE PULLS OUT OF YOUR ASS.

I have a feeling Grayscale holders will be very happy on the Monday morning pump.

>>25440687
Too late, I'm already getting attention. From you faggot HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>25440698
DUDE HE'S PLAYING BLUE MONDAY, REMIXED WITH SOMETHING... LIKE I DUNNO HOW LONG HE GOES... IS THIS A 2 HOUR SHOW 3 HOUR SHOW... I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, THERE'S BEEN REALLY GOOD CONTENT ON HERE SO FAR.

>>25440581
Should I make it worse just to accelerate the process

>>25440718
AH FUCK BAGGIE HE WANTS IT

>>25440581
not even exaggerating when i say that over half this thread is filtered for me, this general is fucked.

ITS A TON OF GARETH EMERY... DUDE'S MADE SO MANY LOVE TUNES AND TRANCE TRACKS... I MEAN I FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS... YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM BEING WHO I AM.

>>25440753
I assume Bitcoin ETF holders check BTC over the weekend, I know I do

Are there really people who hold GBTC or QBTC and don't know we hit $33k?

H△TE

>>25440762
Yes

EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD GET A TRIP NOW OR YOU WILL BE IGNORED.

why are names a feature on this website

>>25440781
FUCK YOU YOU WILL NOT IGNORE KRYPTO KIDDIES WE WILL MAKE IT YOU STONKS WILL NOT

NO WE HAVE TO COUNT DOWN FROM

TEN!

What is everybody holding still?
>OPTI
>UUUU
>MARA
I think I'm going to start DCAing TSLA just for a suicide stack.

>>25440781
Report all these tripfags for off-topic shitposting and advertising their Discord. Maybe the jannies will clean it up.

>>25440797

>>25440809
EHHEM!
NINE!

>>25440762
I will unironically go to PEI and fuck your grandmother unless you take that shit off. Your constant shilling is bad enough.

CAN I GET A IN THE CHAT?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>25440807
rate my retardation

>>25440800
More confusing is why are there no flags
>>25440807
If you want the TSLA retard pump, you go options or bust.

>>25440841
EIGHT!

>>25440796
That’s why it’s going to pump hard since it can’t be bought into over the weekend. Happened last Monday at open too.

>>25440687
No

>>25440696
https://bionanogenomics.com/news/events/
Symposium happening Jan 11. ARKG could invest in this, if that happens, it could skyrocket higher.

>>25440697
>>25440711
Greggory Mannarino and Cathie Wood says Bitcoin will go to 100k, it will go to 100k.

DALE BOOOOOO

>>25440841
>my mocking of PEI has convinced stalker anon I live there
lmao

>>25439575
I’m actually trying to get more into crypto. Stocks are absolutely dog shit closed every day

>>25439647
It’s alright, you would have felt even dumber for dumping it so it’s better this way.

>>25440841
SHOW ME YOUR UGLY ASS ROAST BEEF PUSSY NOW

>>25440809
Report them? You want me to do just do that, for free? Nah.

>>25440851
>PLTR
You planning on longing it for a year plus? I sold at $27 and just DCA it in my Roth account now

>>25440851
7 OUT OF 10

>>25440841
SEVEN!

>>25440851
No need to diversify your bonds, nigga! Holy shit...

>>25440882
BUY BTC OR U WILLOSE

>>25440807
UUUU
DENN
I'm sitting on more cash then I'd prefer, plus I've got stimulus shekels to YOLO on Monday.

>>25440807
>NIO and lgvw im green and long on.
>Rlftf im bagholding but still optimisticly holding long.
>Aitx im bagholding and am beginning to suspect a scam

And im not experiencing massive crypto fomo. BTC can't keep going up like this, it needs to crash to 20k and bring everything with it. Then it needs to bleed there.

>>25440841
SIX!

I THINK HE RAN AWAY... BITCHING ABOUT REPORTING AND BEING A LITTLE BITCH WHO HAD TO HAVE A COUNTDOWN... HE'S FUCKING GONE!

Bagholding AI BCRX and FCEL

I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO TAKING BETS ON THE SHIT THAT COULD COME OUT OF HIS ASS... OH WELL...

>>25440898
I only put $100 in because it looked like a dip (I know next to nothing about pltr), should I cancel?
TSLA is also only a $20 buy since I had cash left over

>>25440939
HES FUCKING CANCELLED LIKE THE FUCKING KEK HE IS

BUY THE FOLLOWING MONDAY

BNGO, NNDM, XOM, AND OEG

I know I’m drunk. Are you guys drunk too or just fucking idiots?

>>25440939
Keep counting.

>>25440937
Now experiencing*

What if I cash out and go all in on eth?

I could only afford 25 eth...

>>25440807
idk what the fuck im doing anymore desu

>>25440996
Just a fucking idiot.

>>25440996
Smoking weed and listening to prog

>>25440971
how are you bag holding bcrx? that anon shilling it was doing so sub 5. let me guess you fomo super late?

>>25439851
>no fundamentals
Because you solve decades-old computer science problems before lunch, I’m sure. You are a brainlet embarrassing yourself.

HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP COMING UP WITH SHIT LIKE THIS???? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBxSEnaIMU8

>>25440996
I would be drunk but I didn't want to drink tonight since over been drinking every night for the past 3 weeks because vacation

>>25440982
It's a long play. In a year or so will easily be $100+.

15 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Opera (1987)!

>>25440982
>>25440898
as in, I thought it might hit close to $28 like it did within the last month a couple times, giving me a quick swing

>>25439575
all I'm saying is that if you fascists actually believe capitalism is a problem too please be consistent about it and stop simping for corporations

>>25440999
FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!

TAKING ALL BETS!

>>25440431
its still fucking gay

>>25440899
>Baggie-san!!! You promise me baby!!! I have no baby!!! I no spring chicken. You empty money account and pay for baby!!

>>25441045
shiiiet, sadly I'll have tuition to pay for so my investing will probably have to slow down within the next year

>>25441047
OPERA... SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD LIKE... I LOVE A FUCKING OPERA.

>>25440871
You think BNGO is having a Kodk moment or a ZM moment?

What about that dilution?

>>25441055
all I'm saying is killing communists is always self defense

>>25441072
This guy is right though

>>25441085
PAY4TUITION @ BTC2THAMOON.COM
WITH BTC, U WIN!

>>25441079
THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE CALLS ME... YOU AREN'T A GOOK... AND EVEN NIPS CAN'T COMPETE WITH GOOKFU... SORRY LADIES.

>>25439951
Cope

>>25441029
You may not believe this buy I fomo'd in super late

>>25441085
No just be a garbage man

>>25441100
the thread is completely unusable and it's only Saturday, might as well make it worse so the shitposting can burn itself out before markets open

also dubsdubs checkedchecked

>>25440689
>DON'T BUY THE FOLLOWING STOCKS..
>SOXL
But why

>>25441155
USING BITCOIN BETTER THAN USING SMG BUY BTC NAO!!!!!11!!E!!

Thoughts on DENN? looking to take a position monday

>>25441155
>get me on the court and I’m trouble
>last week fucked around and got a triple double
You’re alright in my book

>>25441047
Got a better movie we can watch...

>>25441094
There will definitely be dilution soon. It happened with NNDM, it will happen with BNGO. If that happens, it'll be a decent time to buy in if you're bullish on the company.

PACB is the most like BNGO & BNGO offers a cheaper and more efficient product....PACB is in the 20's.

>>25441188
Envious of that card. I want it.

>>25441142
I agree with this sentiment, especially if you are in the US. Uni education is run by jews and a degree is now a participation trophy from partaking in their indoctrination camps.

>>25440996
They're mentally ill attention seekers obsessed with being recognized for picking stocks like it means anything. You can see the development of them over time.

>>25441094
CHRIST... IF YOU'RE GOING TO USE PORK... GO VEAL AND PORK, MIX IN THE CHEESE AND GARLIC... FLATTEN IT TO A PATTY THAT WILL FIT YOUR SPRING FORM PAN, LAYER YOUR DEEP DISH ON TOP.. BUT USE A DECENT FUCKING SAUCE AND DECENT BREAD.. FUCK I BET THE THERE'S NO RICOTTA OR FRESH GARLIC, OR PARSLEY IN THAT MOTHER FUCKING ATTROCITY. WORST LOOKING FUCKING PIZZA I HAVE EVER SEEN. WHO EVER COOKED THAT'S MOTHER SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HERSELF.

>>25441197
Just made me hungry...

anyone else bullish on spacs?

>>25441226
IKR!? SMG KNOW NOTHING ABOUT STAWKS BUY BTC BTC SIMPLE UNDERSTAND JUST BUY MAKE MONEY EASY

>>25441240
yeah I could go for some dennys right about now

>>25441207
THAT'S THE FUCKING MOVIE... ITS NOT UP FOR DEBATE. YOU EITHER WATCH OR YOU FUCKING DON'T.

>>25441226
And yet you come here, consistently, and track random people on the internet to feel superior. You're no different from the fat fuck who does the weekly updates, except he actually contributes while you just stew on your "findings".

>>25441251
SPACs are even more Pajeet than biopennies.

>>25441223
Plus I made 1500 bucks in Christmas tips.
I should add a reit position with that money to my poofolio. Give me your suggestions brehs

>>25441155
IM HERE ALL DAY EREDAY NIGGER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>25441240
Everything in that picture looks fine except the pancakes. Those pancakes look like nigger food.

>>25441280
I KNOW MORE ABOUT STALKS THEN YOU... I FUCKING EAT THE HARTS OF PALMS AND CUT BROCALLI WORTH MORE THAN YOU.

>>25441329
Everyone in here that is hammered or stoned could use some Denny’s. I know I could

>>25441138
im still holding. avg @ 4.86
i dont think im getting rid of this one until a buyout

>>25441351
COULD BE A VEGEMITE SPREAD WITH CHEESE TOPPER...

I SHOULD GET MY HANDS ON SOME VEGEMITE... SHITS FUCKING DELICIOUS.

>>25441421
Do you come from a land down under?

>>25441338
care to explain?

Movie night movie night get in here! Tonite's feature is Opera (1987)!

>>25441341
If you're looking into REITs, I like AHH. They own comfy buildings and you can scream AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA when it goes up.

>>25441351
I'll give you that, pancakes do look like a nigger shit on them.

Thoughts on the Grand Slamwich?

>>25441448
AHHHHHHHH nice it’s got some room to grow too thank you anonymous

>>25440593
>I'm afraid that my culture, which was created through a mix of thousands of shitty cultures over millennia, will be mixed with other shitty cultures
that's u

>>25441443
You are trying to "invest" in a company that instead of having a shitty shaky P2 drug in development is instead just admitting to having no product at all.

You are buying something that buys or merges with something. Maybe. At a profit. Sometimes.

Why the fuck would anyone give that shit money? How are people even thinking about this shit? Some of them are blank cheque companies with no actual tangible goal yet.

Anyone that touches this deserves to lose money.

>>25441251
spacs are solely for pump and dump, you get in for a 2-3x and gtfo, never look back.
but to answer the question, yes i am bullish, especially depending on how PSTH works out.

>>25441438
NO, BUT I DID TRY VEGEMITE.. I DIDN'T LIKE IT. I WAS LIKE 7-12 YEARS OLD OR SOMETHING... I TRIED IT AGAIN.. I THINK I'D ACTUALLY LIKE IT. I HATE PEANUT BUTTER, AND MOST SPREADS ON A PIECE OF TOAST... I HATE SWEETS, MAYBE DECADES LATER.. THAT'S MY GO TO. OR IT CAN JUST TASTE LIKE SALTED TOBACCO ASHE AND NIGGERS.

>>25441332
I don't track you, I recognize your posts because you have no life and you're constantly here trying to get recognition for stock picks you stole from anons, you absolute fucking loser. I can't imagine being so pathetic your goal in life is to get attention here but here you are spending literally hours of your day doing it.

I guess you're upset about what I said about your grandmother. Maybe you're jealous of the idea that someone else would fuck her instead of you, LMAO.

>>25441155
thats what happens when you have 15+ name/trip fags writing out their fucking blog posts like this isnt some indian curry hovel hole

>>25441501
the whole joke in this meme was showing the full bell curve, with both extremes agreeing and midwits saying something midwitty

by cutting out the retards you just turn it into a "things I like good, things I don't like bad" forced meme

I THINK THIS YEAR IMA GET MY HANDS ON THAT SHIT... EVEN IF IT'S LIKE 50 BUCKS FOR A JAR.

>>25441522
you can make money easily on SPACs when you use them as the pump and dumps they are

>>25441529
lol imagine being this dude
>LOOK I SAID I FUCK GRANNIES LOOK AT ME GET MAD AT ME ME ME ME
ok stalker

WHERE'S THE FUCKING MOVIE!

>>25441459
Never had. I'm a bacon slamburger guy.

>>25441555
The have it on Amazon you bonehead

>>25441575
You're more of a bacon slampig

>>25441575
>Dem Fries, Dat burger

>>25441522
i apologize, i should of been more specific on what spac im looking at.. im looking at SRAC and feeling pretty bullish because its one of the only ways i can invest in space other than a few other players

>>25441526
thoughts on srac?

>>25441627
if you're a poorfag, long term investing is goddamn worthless for growing an account, so dumping money on that might as well be stuffing it in your mattress at best, and in a shredder at worst

>>25441627
All we really have is the optimistic investor presentation which claims a $1B EBITDA by 2024. I'm in because I'm bullish on Starship and they already have a product and customers. Launch on the 14th, 4 launches this year.

>>25441361
MUHFUGGAS BE TALMBOUT

BNGO
NNDM
PACB
DENN
SOXL
BCRX
TSLA
FCEL
UUUU
PLTR
MARA
OPTI
SRAC

LIKE NIGGER PLEASE
JUST BUY BTC

>>25441393
Is it true that if I'm a 8/10 american I can visit your country and fuck your wife?

>>25441681
SPCE has a $5B market cap literally because it has Space in the ticker. They have no real product and have been delaying commercial launch for 10 years. SRAC has a post IPO market cap of $1.6B if I understand the deal correctly (SRAC holders will own 1/4 of Momentus) and actual customers like Lockheed.

>>25441651
already pumped, but momentus is a space meme so it *could* moon harder, im not getting in this late however.

>>25441565
You're the one who keeps constantly bringing up your grandmother in a thread about stocks like an obsessed weirdo, I just made a joke and ended up getting a reaction. Usually I just have to post a screen shot of my trading account to get you to fly off the handle and have a little chimp out.
>OMG U POSTED IT IN /SFG/? THAT'S TOTALLY HECKIN' MESSED UP. HOW DARE UUU!!!!
LMAO.

Nio 2k by eoy. Cap this.

>>25441749
wait for starship
SN9 being successful will be a big pump, Superheavy succeeding is another, orbit a third, etc.

>>25441751
>look at this FAG he has FAMILY
lol why are you still going? you're angry, obsessed, and humiliating yourself

>>25441681
not really poor, just looking for a good place to park money for a few years
>>25441684
how do you feel about the ceo? (russian asylum seeker)
>>25441749
at what price would you get in? $15? (currently: $17.96)

might keep the trip if it makes stalker anon chimp out this hard kek

based avgr

>>25441684
Kek, you're in SRAC because you read comments I made here about it as well as on /sfg/ and somehow think that they're your own ideas you came up with independently. Same with NPA.
>>25441791
Normal people don't bring up their grandmother literally dozens of times per day when conversing with total strangers about stocks. You don't enrage me, I just find you annoying and I have fun making fun of you.
>>25441816
You were going to keep it anyway. How else are you going to get the attention you crave while being upstaged by the other faggots?

>>25441791
Confess

>>25441899
>three (You)s
>didn't read any of it

>>25441923
You read the 4th one

...

>>25439647
The only thing you can do is learn. Do you apply the knowledge in another risk event or just invest the textbook way

>>25441916
>Hugh Janus
Nice

>>25441564
>If you buy low and sell high before it crashes you make money
I am enlightened
>>25441627
So what are they planning?

>>25439777
Or feet and legs together but bring the butt down toward her feet... have you never banged an Aryan volleyball player?

God damn you don't realize how valuable liquidity is until you don't have it. I have $40k in equity from a condo I've been trying to sell during COVID because I moved for work and $15k locked up in an ESOP from a former employer but every time I've been asking about rolling it over to an IRA they give me the go around about how they only do transactions at the end of the calendar year and it takes a few months to complete then I can speak to a third-party administrator.

I just need to max out my Roth for 2020 and 2021 to put it all in GME.

>Wait for Corona die down
>Book a trip to Thailand on the first day everything re-opens again
>Be amongst the first ones down there
>Fire sale on prostitutes
Can't wait bros

>>25442015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxz5soxv74Q

>>25442053
Thais look like half-nigger, half-Asians to me. Smell like it too. Dunno how you do it bro.

>>25441973
>textbook
Lmao idk what I’m doing dude I’m just winging it

>>25441459
Had that just yesterday. Add the extra bacon and its superb.

>>25439575
If i filter !! Do all the tripfags die?

Any reason why I shouldnt do the needful and put everything in TWCT?

Sirs I have best new trading opportunity in SPACs wallet for good value and new investors looking to make the best of airdrop profits

Bill windows98 and her husband Bilinda have an company that lets pictures of fetus be made right on your phone while you driving with the great (((white))) Mark and all money from Cuba to be paid by each mile between crack house and KFC so no need of hading bad worry with hydrogen powered wheel chair for diabetes black woman

How is your thoughts for best futures gains and bright needfuls from my new reddit buddys, how are your opinions?

When is the dump coming??

>There are people in this thread that didn't get SRAC for under $11
Cringe.

>>25442035
Also fuck housing as an investment. If I want to sell in a hurry I will take a big loss after commissions take 6%. Then they'll have their own inspectors to find any little drywall crack to take a few thousand more off the price. Then I'll pay county recorder fees. Imagine selling real estate for a loss in 2020.

Don't buy a home bros unless you're sure as fuck you're staying there for 30 years even through black swan events like COVID. Make sure if you lost your job you wouldn't have to move cities to find an equivalent job or you'll be making 2 housing/utility payments for months and have less cash to invest.

>>25442278
SOON

>>25442252
Explain to the monke what kind of company TWCT is.

BUY BITCOIN HEADED TO 40K EASY GAINS

>>25442296
>Don't buy a home bros unless you're sure as fuck you're staying there for 30 years
I live in the US. There is no promise niggers or spics won't move in next door. I don't ever plan on owning a house (in the US).

>>25442168
Yeah they are extremely mixed. But it's not like you take the first one you find anon, you look around for a good looking one, or if you don't feel like walking around the city you can just go online and order one that looks good even though that will cost you slightly more

>>25442296
I paid 40k in closing costs last year. Shit fucking sucks!

>>25440796
I check it obsessively whenever the market isn’t open and I always know when it pumps bigly because my dad texts me. He’s 75 and has been holding bitcoin since 2016.

>>25442346
You gotta own property unless you are a poor fag. Houses are shitty investments but its a better alternative to rent fagging

>>25442311
BASED BTC BRO YOU WILL MAKE IT
BUY BTC NOW OR ELSE

>>25442227
yes

>>25439575
is amcx getting short squeezed?

>One of the tripfags got banned
We did it, Reddit!

>>25442311
>>25442428

Looks like I’ll miss out on those sick gains, because I’m not buying that shit.

It's quieting down now but don't mention that or you'll set it off again

>>25442403
Buying a house with cash is the best option imo.

>>25439575
>gains from doge this weekend then stocks in a month
>stocks are closed 90% of the time

What’s the point?

>>25442403
Dunno, I was thinking about quitting my job, and living in a van or truck. I would shower at a gym, and use small amount of dividends to live off of. I was thinking about buying an empty lot to park said vehicle. That would give me space to fix up broken lawnmowers and other things I find that I could sell for a profit if I get bored and want to do some manual labor. If I strategically pick my empty lot, it might even go up in value as whatever city expands into that area. I can repeatedly do this for income too. I dunno though, I'm still thinking about how to free myself from wageslaving.

>>25442512
I wish! Mine was 550k damnit. Shits expensive where I’m at.

>>25442227
It would be extremely pleasant

>>25442227
Not insecure trips, you'd need to filter !*

I hate all of you and I'm better than all of you in everything but I can't stop coming here to shitpost

my stray kitten fren came back and i locked him in the house with me, now he's scared but he'll come out eventually and we'll be frens

>>25442676
I’m old and drunk fyi

>>25442580
4me

fuck it, I'm gonna yolo on FUSE monday
fingers crossed for a merger with blockfi, fuck sofi

>>25442694
Just let him be but set him out some milk or a good snack

>>25442676
t.
>>25442447

>>25442694
Once he's out and about make sure to get him to a vet to check for tags / get vaccinated

>>25442732
>>25442768
It's been letting me pet it for a few days. I was able to get some advantage 2 on his neck the other day for fleas and will be getting him a seresto collar and a trip to the vet asap.

>$33,333.33

>>25442495
LMAO FUCKING POORFAG RETARD

>>25442821
BASED

>>25442847
Id love to play but I’m too dumb to time it. I’ll either buy in and it dumps or hold off and it pumps

>>25442821
WEEEEOOOO HERE WE GO BOYS CLIMB ON QUICK
TO THA MOON!!!!11111!!

>>25442847
BASED

>>25442864
I thew $400 at it and I'm up $5, not worth it imo

>>25442821
>$33,607

>>25442904
Really? Fuck that, I can make more off KO than that

>>25442694
>>25442818
That's nice. Give it enough space and try feeding it with a spoon and your hands. Cats are food driven, so once they see you as someone that brings them food they will instantly love you. And once your hand is something they connect with food petting them is very easy.

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>>25442934
as in like right now because I'm bored, almost $10

>>25442562
That is definitely something you want to try in advance of quitting your job, van life isn't easy. Really you should be making hay while the sun shines with your job and build up enough capital to at least be able to move to a country with a low cost of living for retirement or be able to rent a room in your current country and meet all your expenses.
>>25442676
> I'm better than all of you in everything
Not at stocks. Post portfolio.

>>25442968
What are you using, Coinbase?

$50k by March

>>25442922
>>25442936
3 3 8 2 9

>>25442979
RH, sold for $9.45, now watch it rocket to $500k

>>25443005
What are some alt coins to watch?

STONKTARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Lmao this can't be real. It just keeps melting upward.

>>25443075
we hold BTC too you know

>>25443005
BUY BTC ONLY WE ARE AT NEW PARADIGME NO ALTCOINS WILL WIN EVER AGAIN BITCOIN WILL BE THE CENTRAL BANK DIGITAL CURRENCY THE GLOBALIST WILL ACCEPT THE ALTERNATIVE AS THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE THIS IS NOT EUPHORIA IT IS WINNING DONALD TRUMP OWNS BITCOIN

$34K gone. At this rate we'll be at $40K by open. How far about NAV do you think the Bitcoin trusts will get when everyone piles in Monday?

>>25443090
You motherfuckers are going to make me buy in at ath aren’t you?

>>25443142
BTC is the asset singularity
>boomer rocks
>boomer fiat certificate "stocks"
>boomer houses

>>25443110
>CURRENCY
You keep calling it a currency but you can't buy anything with it.

So this is the power of free markets.

Its crashing now

Heads up when BTC reaches the 40s.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetraphobia

>>25443075
We have proven positions of hundreds of thousands in BTC, go back to /biz/ you sub $100 mong

>>25443198
BUY BUY BUY ITS MY CHANCE ZOOMERS

>>25443170
asset singularity isn't a thing and there's still stocks that have outperformed bitcoin over the last 12 months, like Tesla and Tupperware

that said, it would be crazy not to have a BTC position right now

>>25443214
I made $9.50 and got my dopamine fix for the weekend

Rate my bags that I'm too stupid to sell because I'm an idiot

>ALPP
>ARKK
>MMEDF
>RVVTF
>SHRMF
>UUUU

>>25439575
>thinks you can accumulate wealth under national socialism
Ni hao

>>25443220
at 35k, BTC will have outperformed TSLA and its going to keep going faster
Because, guess what, TSLA fiated new shares into existence this year. Stocks will go to zero since they are inherently worthless fiat.

>>25443278
You can if you rim the asshole of any and every party/state official that darkens your doorstep

>>25443214
>>25443220
>>25443198
YES YES BUY THE DIP ALL OF US WILL MAKE IT BTC WILL NOT BE A RUG PULL SCAM

>>25443176
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT CURRENCY IS YOU BUY STOCKS AS STORE OF VALUE RETARD

>>25443259
Why’s arkk been tanking?

>>25442307
SPAC thats still in the $10 range as of last thursday. No target announced but the guys are going for a fintech merger. The last one SPAC this company did was LPRO. Target is rumored to possibly be SoFi. At the very least its a SPAC under $11 by a company that has a proven record.

>>25443318
who the fuck knows, I'm long in it because it's an ETF and it's in my safe non-gambling account.

>>25443279
stocks represent a primitive system for tokenizing the ownership of businesses

whether a token is worth owning depends entirely on the business underlying it – NKLA being a good example of literally nothing backing a stock ticker, but real businesses are a real asset

>>25442694
Be patient and give him water and food. He’ll come around

>>25443211
So it skips and goes to 50s or doesnt go over 40k?

I'm fiddling with a slightly new indicator combination over holidays. Testing to see if it might be as good or maybe better than my usual. Slapped it on the BTC just now. Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. This combination of indicators generated a buy signal on BTC on September 24th for an early entry) and October 10th (more conservative entry waiting for break out).

I don wanna give the whole thing away but... you guys might want to take a closer look at the TTM Squeeze indicator. That's the new one i'm trying in combination with my old stuff.

Even after years of being on the internet I can not figure out a use for Bitcoin beyond drugs.

>>25443319
>SPAC thats still in the $10 range as of last thursday.
Yeah, monke knew that much information. Monke still not understand what this SPAC is for. Monke is sad now.

>>25443352
>stocks represent a primitive system for tokenizing the ownership of businesses
No dividends in real assets. Only get compensated in fiat if the company is bought out with low fiat value shares, which will get printed beforehand.
You get to use your value to baghold shares to make the real MMs have to pay more to get on the board of these companies. and they can print more at any time.
BTC is financial independence from Central Banks and Boomer businesses.

>>25443075
Lol I’m a stockfag but fuck stocks I bought a small amount of crypto just to do something it’s so fucking boring

FUCK STOCKS

>>25443432
>complains about using fiat for liquidity
>entire crypto ecosystem relies on liquidity in tether, which is pegged to the USD

>>25443506
2017 TETHER FUD AGAIN
BY INTO THE CRAZE NOW OR YOULL MISS OUT
HURRY
ITS ALMOST TOO LATE

imagine not owning FNMA

>>25443220
my bitcoin position is the $10 I bought when I started my coinbase account a year ago
It's worth $40 now

>>25443548
I'm not FUDing tether, it does it's job, which is to provide USD denominated liquidity to the crypto ecosystem

I'm pointing out that claiming dividends are scam because they're in USD when most BTC is bought and sold in USDT is hilariously hypocritical

>>25443588
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>>25443583
>>25443588
>>25443613
>>25443220
>>25443198
JUST FOMO IN
JUST DO IT
DO IT
HAHAHAHAHAHA YES ITS ALL WORKING AS P:LANNED

>>25443655
stop spamming nigger we all have some form of BTC exposure (QBTC/GBTC, MARA, BITF, RIOT, etc)

>>25443686
GOOD ITS NOT A RUGPULL IT WILL BE THE CBDC YOU WILL NOT LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY

AHHH WHY DIDN’T I BUY MORE CRYpto

>>25443655
Now I made $12 total

>>25443686
Does it move? No. It’s closed 90% of the time. No point you’re missing out on gains

>>25443723
Because you’re a level headed investor.
I hope my gbtc and riot moon on Monday morning tho.

>>25443759
Yeah just keep waiting

BAKING

>>25443754
You know that GBTC will just gap up to whatever level Bitcoin is at on Monday, right? And probably higher, because the huge FOMO in on Monday will push it well past NAV (value of the bitcoins they actually hold)

>>25443796
I hate waiting so god damn much I’m sick of it

NEW

>>25443838
>>25443838
>>25443838

>>25443796
Ding ding ding gbtc is my favorite swing

ALL YOU SMG FAGS WILL BE POORS FOR ALL TIME BUY IN NOW NOTHING CAN STOP BTC ALL THE FUNDAMENTALS ARE THERE THE TA IS PARABOLIC IT WILL REACH CRITICALITY IN A FEW HOURS

>>25443870
My cards are always declined on Coinbase lmao

>>25443870
THATS TOO BAD YOU WOULD DEFINITELY NOT LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY IF YOU WERE ABLE TO USE COINBASE AND BUY BTC BUY IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT THE ATH IT WILL DEFINITELY GO HIGHER IT WILL DEFINITELY *NOT* CRASH

>>25439575
It’s CHINESE you glowing insectoid