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First. Noggers

GME to $40 by April

Trump lost

>>25429720
Is QQQ riskier than SPY? If not, why is it up way more this year?

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>25429795
>Trump lost

Let's keep the racism and hate to none or we won't have these generals any longer.

>>25429844
N

>>25429808
Why don't you look at what's in each fund and decide for yourself

>Trump lost

>>25429792
GME $50 in 2-3 weeks, then tank to $10 or even $5 the next week after the short squeeze. Now the next thing to determine is what WSBs next pumpNdump memestock will be with all that liquidity.

Both parties are now pro printing, just disagree about who they print to. Boomers have finally stopped pretending that any of them were ever against the almighty printer.
Also
>dogecoin mooning
It should since its LITERALLY BTC
I am getting leaps and calls on open. This market is just getting started with being retarded.

>>25429844
Instructions unclear, racism and hate levels set to MAXIMUM

>Robinhood trending on twitter

when this market bubble bursts the zoomer normies are gonna have a really bad time

>>25429844
>he thinks /smg/ will have any impact on 4chan getting banned

Convince me not to buy stocks when they're in a dip and sell them when they go up.

>>25429930
At $10 GME would be a value play against instead of a meme and the cycle begins anew

that moment when you look at the time and see it's only an hour and a half until markets open and then realize it's only saturday

>>25430018
I can't because that's literally based. So buy PLTR.

>>25430018
You're supposed to buy high sell low

>>25429992
But when it dumps is the best time to make money, if everything falls say 30% you can make at least 30% if you buy at the bottom.

Let's keep the racism and hate to MAXIMUM NIGGER so we won't have these REDDIT FAGGOTS anymore.

>>25429992
>robinhood
I laugh at non-premarket peasants

>>25425441
Fat American here, considering Nvidia as a possible use of my $600 stimmy

This thread has so many green IDs
Bullish as fuck

>>25430073
You dropped this, king

>>25429935
Boomers I know don't mind printing because they think that their gold will save them.
You know, when the Internet goes down, we lose electricity, and we have to bring wheelbarrows of cash to the grocery store, but property rights will still be respected, there won't be any looters, and merchants will accept gold coins.

>>25430056
Yeah I mean stocks never fall further after a dip.
>implying dips actually exist, since stocks only go up. Dips are just imaginary

Im a uranium chad

>>25430120
Was just thinking the same thing. Press F for the two red id's.

>>25430050
It seems to be going in a downward trend overall, I can't see it going upwards for any period of time more than day or two.
>>25430053
If normies didn't buy high and sell low it would be virtually impossible to make money on stocks so yeah.

>>25430073
I'm thinking based

>>25430185
never forgetti the days when NASA wasn't a pozzed embezzlement farm

>>25430150
tbf don't boomers own like 90% of the registered machine guns in the US?

>>25430184
In the long-run stocks always go up and will always go up on average. Of course some businesses go bankrupt or their stock tanks completely, but in the long run everything goes back to the top on average if you wait long enough.

Thoughts on this?

>>25430239
There is...another

>>25430150
I think the boomer doomsday gold hypothesis is something along the lines of what Bridgewater envisions - a stagflationary economy with high unemployment and high inflation that's difficult to get under control. Similar to the 70's.

>>25429720
Here’s your 1200 goy where’s our 30000

>>25430295
I really should just buy tinfoil manufacturers. The number of schizos on this site is growing exponentially.

>>25430295
The world is controlled by a couple of Jewish banking dynasties and they fuck kids. I don't know why this isn't general knowledge.

>>25430387
Yeah but Mandela effect is literally true.

>>25430376
my roommate who worked like 20 days last year at a pizza place got his goybux before I did and I want to strangle him because of it.

>>25430248
I agree, but you'd have to be a fool to look at a graph of the Nikkei and say that 30 years of lost gains is fine for an investor.

>>25430414
>jewish
based
>banking
BASED
>dynasties
BASED!
>they fuck kids
based overdose

>>25430436
now that I bought REYN and FOIL, I can tell you: you remember that the heart used to be on the left? In this timeline it's actually mostly in the center.

>>25430520
>the Mandela schizos are back
abandon thread

>>25430387
Lol everyone knows it's the government messing with the signal to noise ratio retard

>>25430467
Even they bow to the Bogdanoffs, of course

>>25430211
>It seems to be going in a downward trend overall
You do realize that changes things, right? The whole “buy the dip” saying only applies to investments that actually show promise. That said, there’s nothing wrong with doing your research and finding that underpriced, diamond in the rough stock that we’re all sleeping on. I’m just saying more often than not there’s a reason a company’s stock shows a steady downtrend and it makes you more likely than ever to be a bagholder unless you’re swinging or day trading.

>>25430520
And Tinkerbell used to fly around the Disney logo

>>25430543
People who deny Mandela died twice are glow niggers.

>>25430150
Boomers don't hold gold. They rely on their house purchase appreciating as their main source of wealth. That and their actively managed mutual fund with shitty returns matched to inflation.

>>25430466
30 years, no, but 4-5 years is reasonable if you can expect to triple your investment

I'm fucking holding MRNA all the way to $0 I don't even care anymore.

>>25430594
>unless you’re swinging or day trading.
That's unironically all I ever do.

>Why yes I buy LEAPs on industry disrupters, how could you tell?

In all serious why doesn't every just buy LEAPs instead of stocks they are bullish on and enjoy 1000x gains?

I would like to bring your attention to biotech stocks.
Many experts in the field agree that the 21st century will be host to what's known as the "fourth industrial revolution", and center on the blending of the 3rd industrial revolution with the new emerging technologies of biology, such as CRISPR.
The new field of "Synthetic Biology" or "bioengineering" will play a huge part in this.

I was wondering if any of you knew some interesting bio-stocks that may be quite successful in the near future.

Please share.

>>25430839
Because I'm poor so I have to settle for bi-weekly/monthlies

>>25430891
Yes sir, buy OMST and BCRX. Do the needful and just wait for Japan sir.

>>25430891
Do the needful

>>25430839
stocks are mindless ezmode, they never expire, they don't have greeks

I feel like all that surround me are niggers and trannies. How do I profit from this?

>>25430839
>this post was made by the theta gang

>>25430553
based Griswold poster

>>25430903
If you find a suuuuper cheap optionable stock you might be able to afford some 2023 calls. I know how it feels to get shaky about a shitty bi-weekly option tho, just be able to stick to your guns when shit looks bad. BBBY Jan 15 calls could be a fun buy if you're interested ;^)

i wonder how it feels to be a hedge fund short selling GME right now
who cares if it dumps back to $15 as the floor, they're underwater from $6 if not lower
Meanwhile im just chilling with a single-digit cost basis with half my profits trimmed already

What's the outlook on American Airlines for 2021?
Did they announce any plans? I don't want to have that a loss in my portfolio.

>>25430996
where I live its like 40% fat chicks, 20% single moms, 30% bots, 10% trannies. tinder fucking sucks.

What is the current money printing COVID bubble going to affect when it pops?

>>25431048
Short squeezes and future dilutions on any sustained pumps. Robinhood will own it eventually

>>25430891
Invitae, moderna, sorrento therapeutics

>>25431074
Everything but Walmart.

>>25431023
I'll keep that in mind, thanks fren

>>25431041
The problem is that I highly doubt the GME short play is a major position for any of the funds. Even Melvin is probably only 1-2% into combined shorts and puts.

>>25430303
what the fuck is this

>>25431074
The money printing bubble actually counteracted the productivity bubble that was about to pop in 2020. We might just have dodged a bigger bullet than you think.

Looking forward to monday. Green wave I hope. The excitement of trump's last days and all that new stimulus money hitting bank accounts. Then in a few months tax refund time...

>>25430891
CRSP

>>25431145
keep your basedposting contained on reddit, please

FUCK I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT INTO BTC INSTEAD OF STOCKS.

>>25430996
You should add her and say, "Did we meet at the Rothschild Ball in '79? Glad to see you still have your mask!"

best part is that sicko won't even get the joke, but you'll be on the other side of that screen rubbing your hard cock as xhey googles to understand

>>25430891
microRNAs
check RGLS.

>>25431246
Just buy the next crash

>>25431139
dodging a bubble with another bubble just gives you a bigger end term bubble.

>>25430996
Stop being poor
>>25431258
>her
Son...

>The excitement of trump's last days

>>25431286
Yeah, but I'll have 2 more years to stock up on gold, machine guns and tinfoil.

Short it all.

btc finna pass 40k in this muthfucka

>>25431389
immigration=more jobs=higher stonks
diversity=higher stonks
it's gonna moon

>>25431389
good, now the immigrants will be treated like robots instead of whites

>>25431138
Starship. Specifically, Serial Number 10 being assembled. Pic related is SN9 on the pad and the remains of SN8 in the foreground. It's Elon's baby. Target is 100 tons to LEO for $2M, two orders of magnitude cheaper per ton than existing launchers.

>>25429862
I

>>25431124
Of course! I could be a total amateur with a four-digit trading account for all you know, but I sincerely think BBBY can pull thru on this week's earnings report

>>25431389
did he have the stroke eye before or after the adrenochrome? i'm being serious i actually forgot

>>25431246
Is your families name Newton?

>>25430918
>>25430938
>>25431105
>>25431172
>>25431273
Thank you gentlemen.
Sorry to ask again, but what exactly is "the needful" in this context?

DNB
KOR
IAC
WPF
OXYWS.WI
JWS
FTXR
GHIV
LGVW
ICLK
TROV
HGEN
PCGU

>>25431273
From 102€ per piece to 1€ in 5 years. Either they play the Amazon game of a decade of making no money or this Stock is not worth going into.

>>25431460
It's curry-english.

>>25431432
are you trolling? this looks like they took a real rocket, made it into a 1/24 hobby model, then made another real one based off the 1/24 model's instruction manual

the absolute state of tesla frogs, i'm buying shorts first thing monday morning. They're going to make a movie about me im telling you

>>25431389
Y'know he does this to keep his slaves from unionizing. He actually hired Pinkerton to union bust and track union activity.

>>25430050
PLTR's first day that employees can sell stock is Monday right?

>>25431412
>immigration=more jobs
No. It means same amount of jobs, more competition for them, and higher cost of living. Low-skilled labor is getting automated at an exponential growth.

GHIV and BFT are the only ones I care about , also I want DKNG to 30 so I can buy a bunch .

>>25431526
I am not trolling.
https://youtu.be/_qwLHlVjRyw

>it looks like a toy rocket
It's bigger than a Saturn V when fully stacked. So far they're just testing the upper stage.

>how do I profit from this
SRAC, KTOS, NOC, MAXR

>>25431460
Sneedful

>>25431537
every non-reddit dumbfuck knows this, diversity makes us slaves

>>25430996
Dead Mans Party! Great album. Now face the wall.

>>25431502
>what is a biotech research company
>what is a secondary offering
>what is actual research
>why is making a prediction based on nothing a bad idea
I'm so tired of you research-lazy brainlets.

>>25431460

If you invest in Berkshire, what if Warren Buffet or Charlie Munger die? Will the stock tank? I mean they are old as fuck...

>>25431526
please short TSLA
I love pink wojak threads

>>25431552
I've heard it was February

>>25431460
आवश्यक कार्यवाही करें
(do that which is needed)

>>25431526
Would it make you feel better if you knew SN9 literally fell over, they banged the dents out with a hammer and are now preparing to launch it?

SpaceX Boca Chica is a silly place.

Br

>>25431718
Coke will tank first

>>25431781
Right. Good point actually!

>>25430839
Bad timing can fuck you

BNGO to 50?

Do you guys think MNXXF will dip?

>>25431736
>>25431526
also,
>shorting Tesla because you don't understand Starship
he's not even shorting the right company lmao

>>25431765
a substantial improvement off starhopper

>>25431758
Is that really what you street shitters are trying to convey with your broken English and horrendous accents?

>>25431824
If you're this nervous you probably shouldn't be holding penny stocks in the first place.

>>25431861
No, that's Mark 1. Which was shit and exploded, but still looked better than Starhopper (which was literally made of quarter inch thick boiler plates)

They've come such a long way, I don't think the market is ready for what happens when they reach orbit

>>25430185
baste

Kek, Mcconnell's home in Louisville was hit by vandals. Spray paint was the weapon of choice. "Where's my money" was the message delivered on his front door.

>>25431718
Might buy that dip desu

>>25431980
They wrote other stuff too but none of the sites I checked are reporting it :)

>>25431980
Was it like Nancy's where the (((Vandals))) were nice enough to put painters tape on the brick?

>>25431980
Also Pelosi's home was hit as well. There they left a pigs head in the driveway plus the paint message on the door.

>>25431882
I'm not even in yet. I just want to know if I should get in now or later

>>25429720
You could of doubled your money this weekend buying doge on robinhood and getting away from the jew overlords closing your market 24/7

>>25431980
https://www.lex18.com/news/covering-the-nation/mitch-mcconnells-louisville-home-vandalized-nancy-pelosis-home-also-hit

>>25430520

Whoa. Its almost like it's on the left side of the spine desu

Next you'll say you were just pretending to be retarded and bought GME just for the irony

>>25429844

I want to diversify in sectors, what do you guys recommend?
Currently, I have:
>software (big ones)
>semiconductors
>chemicals (green, R&D)
>financials

>>25429818
HOW?! THE MARKETS ARE CLOSED.
Are you trading Dogecoin, ducky?

>>25432146
You busted me, I did buy GME for shits and giggles

>>25431870
Whiter than you Tyron

a few days ago my cat was very sick, but luckily has recovered
the whole time she was sick i could not celebrate my stock gains whatsoever.. it made me realize that even if i make it, i will have nothing without a family to love
appreciate what you have anons - you never know what you've got until it's gone

>>25432165
in order to solve this you need to measure the angle but if you're measuring the angle anyways why not just measure the fucking radius

>>25431736
i short TSLA because all the robots in the financial world treat it as if it's ELON not TSLA. TSLA is overvalued right now, by almost 40%. No shot it's going to maintain past $700

>>25432259
Brainlet.
You can either use Pythagoras or use euclid's intersecting lines theorem

>>25432259
Nope, these three numbers are more than enough.

>>25432292
long term. TSLA is one of those instances that you know for a fact it's going to pop and pop hard, just don't know when. People will have less than a week's warning

screenshot this

>>25432218
bitch lasagna

>>25432238
You can literally adopt a sexier family and 2D fox tailed waifus with enough capital gains desu

>>25432171
No because he would of doubled it. He’s a fucking retarded no life spammer report them

>>25432165
15

>>25432458
why.

>>25432165
Uranium miners and silver miners

UK/European consumer airlines are low. A worthwhile investment now to cash out in 1-2 years?

>>25432165
Easy. Diameter divided by 2

Guys what are some good animus to watch on netflix?

>>25432165
15

And also some Coronita-chan related stock like OPTI, or a post Coronita-chan meme cruise lines one

>>25432458
No

>>25432636
No

>>25432099
>could of

Could HAVE.

>>25432165
isn't this a troll?
to calculate the base of an oblique triangle you need 3 values (side/side/angle for example)
without a third value you can't calculate the angle at the 3/4 intersect and then to calculate the remainder of the 3 line you would need another value

The midwit trade of the 2010s was oil.

>>25432723
No, it's easy. Read.
>>25432293

If no one ends up solving it I will eventually.

>>25432165
Its 14.
I put my penis on the lines to measure

>>25432458
It's actually 13 + 2/3

MARAbros assemble

>>25432789
That's the diameter.

>>25432814
MARAuders reporting in for duty sir!

>>25432458
>>25432636
>>25432723
>>25432259
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersecting_chords_theorem
You just got shit on by someone from 300 BC

>>25432831
Fucking hell, this is why I failed math contests all the time.

You crackas and yo math n sheeet. I just wanna make dat green!

Uh oh guys, is this the rugpull?

how many people will ultimately die of covid? will it ever be over? and how can i profit from this?

>>25432872
I even posted the method of the answer but these giys are brainlets.
You could have used Pythagoras theorem as well, just draw a line from the center to the intersection (it will have length r-3).

>>25432920
Rugpull is when Tether implodes. BTC has become Tether-backed fiat.

>>25432165
It's 7 or close enough to it
I didn't even do an equation just eyeball the center and estimate its about the same distance as the 3 and 4 combined

>>25432940
Hopefully everyone everywhere

>>25431718
Probably just a temporary small dump, I think most big investors would actually be relieved that Warren left/died. I mean, if you sum the shit up over the last decade you would see that he's outdated as fuck.. his risky plays in energy and old garbage chains that he thinks is still hip, he haven't made any successful large deals in years because he refuses to buy anything that isn't 110% perfect, him not buying into Apple around 2010 because he "didn't understand the product" even though his entire board begged him to and he didn't approve of them buying it until 2016, etc etc. Speaking of Apple, Apple is now Berkshire's largest holding and is literally carrying the entire company. Also, let's not forget how he bought into airlines in the middle of a fucking pandemic because he thought the value was good.. he's so fucking outdated it's insane and his entire "diversified" mega company that he built up is currently being saved by a company(Apple) he didn't believe in/understand up until just 5 years ago, kek'd.
If you started a contest in 2010 up until 2020, gave Warren Buffet $100m and a young decently good investors $100m so they would both start with the exact same amount of money. Who do you think would have won? My bet would have been the young investor considering Berkshire didn't even beat the S&P average

>>25432940
invest in the military industrial complex.

Shilling AVGR till it hit 1$

>>25432872
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersecting_chords_theorem
So
(X x 3) = (8 x 4)
X = 32/3
10.666 + 3 = diameter = 13.666
/2 = radius so 6.83?

>>25432943
>just draw a line from the center to the intersection (it will have length r-3).
What?

>>25433005
Yes, nice. You probably have a future as an astrologist (i.e. a technical analyst).

My early childhood spent throwing footballs and shoving incels into oncoming traffic has fine tuned my superior brain to accurately judge the velocity and momentum of the green lines on robinhood so I can perfectly time my entry and exit on leveraged options plays with only this instinctual gut feeling and no actual charting.

>>25432940
Weird how healthcare is full of psychopaths.

Doordash puts a good buy? $90 March

NIO is going sky high this week. Get in on the Chink Train.

>>25429844
Who invited this nigger?

>>25429939
>>25430073

You sirs, you both have a penis, most likely a big one.

>>25430018
I can't

>>25431246
Buy Crypto Mining instead, BTC going to 50k. BTBT friend.

>>25431822
Just 50...what if I told you 100?

>>25433098
Well, you have to be somewhat damaged in the head to cut up people on the operating table.

>>25433061
Yep, that's it.

>>25433062

anyone making any high risk plays against vaccine mensch?

>>25433203
I forgot for a second that the incomplete line goes through the center. (which was not mentioned but only implied)

>>25432940
I bet she still got paid even though she failed. As an automotive technician I find this insulting. If I can’t fix a car I don’t get paid. What a scam!

I want to buy my first stock which high risk x10 should I buy?

>>25433234
Fair point

>>25433203
Interesting - although it is not market related, I am happy to increase my knowledge
thanks for sharing

>>25433152
Don't @ me you same fagging retard

>>25433248
GME

>>25433246
i'd rather have my engine not work instead of my fucking lungs lmao

>>25433263
Well, I did post a ontopic question.
Any suggestions?

Home Depot, actually decent RN.

Whats the best source to get price targets from big companies like JPMchase

the goyim normies got played hard on this one, was covid worth it for the mega pump/short?

>>25432920
No it’s going to 50k

>>25433203
that drawing is incorrect, it makes assumptions that dont have to be true (when you draw the line length "n" and assumed its the radius)

>>25433287
But would you expect a bill if your engine was not running correctly or even ruined when you went to pick your car up?

>>25433279
ok

>>25433288
lol I was being genuine - no sarcasm

>>25433265
Hate is strong with you, young one. Good.

>>25433367
You can do the calculations.
Or use the intersecting lines theorem, which is less controversial, and anon already posted it in this thread as well.

Why is everything red today

>>25431718
It will tank and I will absolutely buy the fucking dip

>>25432340
>less than a week's warning
Less than a day

>>25433288
I bought old-timey energy (XOM, BP, WMB). If the market is spooked, they will divest from Tech and into boomer blue chip.
I dont buy the clean energy bullshit. People tend to forget that Oil companies have the senate in their pockets.

>>25433413
Same, I was also genuinely asking.
Is this the power of mutual autism?

>>25433449
true, what shorts are you holding? i'm 80% 2022 Q4/23 Q1

>>25433369
welcome to america i guess

>GME value investing YOLOer turns $100k into $3M in a year
>Mfw he still thinks it's too under-valued and dumps $3M right back into GME on the first market open of the year
BAH GAWD THE SHORTS ARE BROKEN IN HALF.

>>25433451
Someone forget who's the next president

>>25433443
Lel this pic

>>25433491
Solar and weed stocks for the win!

>>25433005
baste

>>25433320
Google

>>25433246
>>25433369
what third world country do you live in where your logged hours are not billed, or your employer restricts income due to result of labour. Even if a car is not fixed, technicians will still be paid, all the risk is assumed by the employer, not the employee.

By auto technician do you mean "craigslist" auto technician? Don't worry, even if you did successfully fix Jamal's Chrysler 300 on twenty-fo's, he still wouldn't pay you.

>>25433451
Honestly, seems like a midwit play. It's too simplistic and based mostly on political assumptions.

>>25433491
only the EU is so retarded to actually believe the green energy bullshit. And even then oil companies are finding ways to elude regulations. as soon as inflation in the us and/or some political events like wars break out commodities like oil will catch up

>>25433320
Your local synagogue.

>>25433491
Thankfully I'm not in the USA. And trumpfags are retarded. However you too are retarded if you think the "green energy revolution" will become any more real than "The Wall". It's just campaign shit.

Weed stocks... maybe. Then again, people can grow their own weed fucking easily, so I wouldn't hold my breath. It's also mostly priced in already.

>>25433514
>weed stocks for the win!
hi newfag. we only use exclamation marks around here when talking about niggers. also we think weed is gay and for fags.

>>25433439
Im talking about the drawing as a solution on its own. Im fine with "n" and "n-3" values, but if the drawing implies that the angle between those two red lines has to be 90° , based on drawing alone, thats wrong.

>>25433472
Unfortunately none. Not crazy enough to naked short sell the stock, and I know deep down that the time value premium in buying long dated puts is well worth it because there's no fucking way it's going to be at a $700b+ mkt cap a year from now, but I'm just being too stingy with my capital right now. Also have a good amount locked into other positions. Need to just grow some balls and buy the puts, could exit a couple of my shittier ideas to be able to make a meaningful play on TSLA.

>>25433610
It's just a hedge. Most of my money is in QQQ and SPY, and some memestocks from here and wsb

>>25433622
BP, RSD, and CVX all have renewable sources too. Only xom is fully oil.

>>25433666
Fair. Seems like Satan himself is whispering to you, so we have to respect that.

>>25432920

don't worry we'll return to normal shortly

>>25433651
I drew that by hand on my phone to illustrate my suggestion to the anon.
Assume the line starts on the center, the rest follows.

>>25433642
Fuck outta here! Been on since 2013

>>25433692
I've heard that Shell is also investing heavily into renewables, and that's not a problem at all, go for it. I'm just super skeptical about the renewable-only companies.

>>25433700
>Seems like Satan himself is whispering to you, so we have to respect that.
I'd've bought more MA if that were true. The dividends on that is sweet, but two of my grandparents died of lung cancer, so...

>>25431586
I own 1k of GHIV and 1k of BFT, great average on GHIV. My dude weed friend is sell all his stocks and going all in on GHIV for around 60k I told him he was fucking nuts, but hes all MUH DD.

I will masturbate for the next 24 hours until the futures are open again.

I'm starting right now.

>>25433776
Energy companies invest in renewables because of government subsidies. They fix the energy rates for 20 years and ensure free money.

FUTURES

>>25432029
What else??

>>25433587
I work flat rate and I assume most of the risk. If the standard hours for a job is 3 and I get it done in 1 I am still payed for 3 but the car has to be fixed. If it is not done correctly I have to do it again for free. Employers only assume all the risk with low level oil and tire changers.

when will oil and gas be profitable again? im literally carrying bags of sand rn

>>25433825
Careful now. One of the anons here had to go to the doctor because of a 5 hour masturbation session.

>>25433468
>>software (big ones)
>>semiconductors
>>chemicals (green, R&D)
>>financials
based upon your current list, I think the only thing you're really missing is industrials/miners
I would look into copper/iron/steel/uranium producers
you could also do energy sector - oil and green energy

>>25430682
It really depends on where you're at in the national interest rate cycle. The Great Depression of 1929, the Nikkei crash of 1990, the Eurozone crisis of 2013 and the Chinese asset bubble bursting in 2015 are 4 examples of where low interest rates caused long lasting depressions.

We're already there in the US. This is where the ultra rich get into 0% yielding bonds while they watch every other asset class (including gold and silver crash).

The first question you should ask yourself is why an investor would buy a 0% yielding bond? Why do the wealthy buy government debt?

You have been warned.

>>25433612
>>25433622
I'll give you the dollar dying and oil will take advantage of it.

HOWEVER

The Green Energy Infrastructure Plan of Biden's is massive at 2 trillion.

I wouldn't get too much into solar, but something beaten down like:

WKHS (from 30)
HYLN (from 55)

are decent plays.

Plus, markets are forward thinking. I don't see a future with XOM or HAL.

will my portfolio be red or green Monday

>>25433879
in the united states? I know multiple independent mechanic owners as I am in the industry, and none of them observe this practice.

>>25433896
I will use the lube - it's impossible to not peel the skin off otherwise

>>25433941
who cares moron, you own shares. Time investment alone worrying or thinking about owning shares is a waste. Gains are too minimal to even bother with short term. Buy smart and forget.

>>25433900
also consumption sector, especially "stacey" female stocks like make-up companies / leisure wear

>>25433825
Don't lose your essence

>>25433908
>The first question you should ask yourself is why an investor would buy a 0% yielding bond?
Low-testosterone pessimists.

>>25434006
Then open the futures already

>>25433930
You're gonna laugh, but I actually have something like 8K in WKHS bought at 21.5. Still holding.

I'm wondering how much of that Plan will actually pass, and how much of that will go to large cap old incumbents.

>>25433982
hey calm down retard i dont come here for intelligent advice

>>25433930
Yeah you will want to frontrun this as a homeowner. Buy solar panels/inverters for your own home or pay up the butt in electricity costs.

>>25433741
>the rest follows.
what is the rest.. oh nevermind, im getting annoyed explaining. Im out of this

>>25433047

>Shares were $9.6k at one point
>$0.44 now

oof

Solar systems cost around $10,000 now. In 10 years, it's going to be $100,000 dollars, just like college tuition.

Any QYLD here? Do you think it’s a solid ETF?

>>25433968
Nah man, something happened with his balls, not the shaft.

>>25434095
funny how the US consoomer market works.

>>25434095
Why? They've consistently gotten cheaper to install.

>>25434089
>Shares were $9.6k at one point

>>25434029
>OPEN UP THE FYUCHAHS A'REDY YE BASTIDS

Reminder not to lose your waaaaaay

>>25434029
The thumbnail looks like she has a wiener in her mouth

>>25434089
>>25434144
its greatest peak was $10044

Why isn’t anyone speaking about Pharma stocks on this board? They are like crypto and can make you 1000% in a matter of days if you pick the right one

>>25429844
nigger

>>25434089
Stock splits probably

>>25434171

>>25433944
So your tech does a timing belt in two hours but the book time is five hours. He only gets paid for two hours? What if it took them six hours?

I just came back from the weed store what did I miss

>>25434197
I bought NOVN and got dumped on
Whats the next bngo

>>25429720
In all honesty what is the best investment app. Ive heard Robinhood is good. Suggestions?

>>25434197
we only buy solid American bluechip companies with strong long term growth prospects like Gamestop

>>25434239
I use Schwab bc it's usually no commission for foreign equities, app is okay but I like the benefits of using them as my main broker

>>25434047
okay heres some unintelligent advice

put all your money in TSLA and wait 2.5 years, trust me, it will be worth x10 by then :^)

>>25433900
Checked

Good tips, I was thinking about copper, lithium and aluminium, but I am afraidnof all of them.being incredibly correlated with my semiconductor stocks.

>>25433998
Those are a bit too much dependent on fads, I can't really guess their potential, since I have zero interest on shit like that. Other businesses I can more or less assess their potential and their future revenues.

>>25434033
WKHS is

American
EV

Both checkoff what Biden want
Even Republicans are on board with EV lately.

If they even take a small percentage of that contract, it should boost WKHS stock.

>>25434051
>>25434095
Personally, I will never own solar panels. No point, especially where I live.

Example.

A Tesla Roof (solar panel roof) costs me 60k. To recoup that investment on where I live (midwest), it would take 30 years to pay that 60k off due to the lack of sunlight in my area.

Solar is great if you live in California or the southwest US. Anywhere else is not worth it based on cost.

>>25434273
kek

>>25434197
Cause if you pick wrong you could lose your wad. Hell even a seemingly sure thing can fuck you over if the FDA decides to screw them over. Plus the notorious nature of the CEO pulling an R/S or an offering outta his/her ass on a whim makes it very stress inducing.

>>25434171
lol do you seriously think it was trading at $10K at any time

>>25434292
Ill look Scwab up. thnx man.

>>25434239
read the OP links
my personal opinion:
robinhood<webull<etrade<tdameritrade thinkorswim
If you're just starting out, I would recommend robinhood - just exclusively place limit orders for buying and selling so you don't get scalped by them

>>25434228
they get paid the quoted time if there is any time deficient. if it took them +1 quoted labour, then get paid the extra hour. Risk is assumed by employer in every scenario. What maroon would assume company risk as an employee?

>>25434381
Yeah im just starting out. And ill keep that advice in mind. Thanks yo.

>>25434197
Because everyone who's not a newfag has been burned by that garbage already

>>25434325
>not realizing the benefits of having power off grid
>no direct sunlight = no solar power

absolute state of name fags

>>25434360
I dunno fampai
you tell me
yes I'm aware stock splits are a thing

>>25434455
He's starting to get worse than the CLFaggot

The GME YOLOer showed me the power of value investing. I took the TD Ameritrade Fundamental Analysis course and actually learned a bit about discounted cash flow analysis and how companies tend to converge to the average P/E ratio of their sector. I'm thinking of buying cheap LEAPS on a grocery store with a P/E of like 8 and hoping for the best. I think I'm more likely to make money on that than a YOLO that's already at 150% IV.

Do y'all do this as a side income or do some of you actually do this fulltime?

>>25434197
Most Pharma and biotech are memes more volatile than the biggest pajeet shitcoins. Never touch them unless you want to gamble a bit and see how good you are at timing a pump and dump.

>>25434197
No point. If you want to gamble you can drop it all on weeklies of your favorite stock rather than betting on some shitty dick dysfunction drug playing out.

>>25434518
another reddit poster who doesn't even know

Then there's this; say your bio company makes it through the whole process and gets FDA approved. By this point your thanking; "Alright let the money roll in the hard parts over" Wrong. The field is littered with companies who've made it through the whole process only to flop once its over. Why? Cause for whatever reason they refused to "play ball" with big pharma. If you don't play, big pharma will crush all upstarts like a bug. How dare the upstarts steals profit from them is the thing.

>>25434063
I get what you are saying, don't worry.
But I believe in this particular bcase it also worked (not necessarily the case, you are right). In this case the intersecting chords theorem is the intended approach, I think.

>>25433449
>what are circuit breakers

>>25434197
Because i sold OSMT at a big loss and im bagholding BCRX :(

>>25434566
Not from reddit and I think its a pretty normal question to ask out of curiosity lel.

>>25434413
A “moron” that is good enough to get 60+ book hours during a 40 hour work week and doesn’t want to deal with nigger cars and their owners. Do your employers pay for the tools as well?

>>25434455
60k for a Tesla Roof anon.

60 fucking k.

for a state with 2.6 hours (winter) of sunlight (if there is sunlight that day). It's not worth it.

> futures

>>25434063
I get what you are saying, don't worry.
But I believe in this particular bcase it also worked (not necessarily the case, you are right). In this case the intersecting chords theorem is the intended approach, I think.

You can probably also solve it with a system of teo Pythagoras equations like this

>>25434505
lol dont fucking do it, that grocery store has a debt that is almost triple its market cap

>>25429844
checked

also anyone who doesn't recognize this pasta at this point needs to go back

>>25434444
Quad4s

>>25434444
four fours of truth

>>25434505
This company?

>>25434444
quads of based truth

If we were to get another covid level crash then what would you buy?

>>25434879
TQQQ and SOXL.

>>25434897
Best answer

>>25434879
TQQQ obviously.

>>25429844
Fuck off you black bastard!

>>25434662
Unless you live in Alaska you're full of shit.
I live 500 miles north of the US border and still get 7 hours of sun on the shortest day of the year.

>>25434897
gmi

>>25434690
why do you all assume the line crosses the center of the circle?

>>25429720

what about xom

>>25434683
The CME is closed.

THE CME IS CLOSED!

https://www.sankakucomplex.com/2021/01/02/top-10-anime-of-2020-according-to-at-x-subscribers/

lame
lets here /smg/'s top AOTY!!!

>>25434879
whatever crashes the most relative to the value I assigned to it
example: if there was a crash and Disney stock went down to $150 and SOLO went down to $0.25, I would rather buy SOLO as it's a better deal to it's 'value' even though it is the most cucked stock that exists by far and I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole otherwise
all about that value

>>25434793
I was thinking UNFI or KR. KR is crab city which means any minor movement would yield a big returns on options. It sure as hell isn't going anywhere though, so worst case it just keeps crabbing the whole year. UNFI IV seems to have increased already which might mean Burry or the GME YOLOer are already accumulating.

>>25435012
last anime i watched was kaiji but I dont really care about anime. only anime i like is cowboy bebop, ghost in the shell, nichijou and neon genisis evangelion.
it was alright i guess. i didnt care to watch the second season.

>>25434971
THE COMEX MUST HAVE DEFAULTED
THIS IS IT BOYS
WE FINALLY MADE IT PMG
THEY CANT CALL US SCHIZOS ANY MORE HAHAHAHA

Baking

>>25435097

>>25435097

>>25435097

>>25435097

>>25434599
>TSLA crashing will necessarily trigger breakers that only slow down crashes based on price movements in the overall market

Even though it would drag down the S&P due to being a market cap-weighted index, breakers won't trigger unless the entire index is pulled down significantly (i.e. Apple, Amazon, Google, and Facebook need to crash too). If it's isolated to Tesla, circuit breakers aren't going to trigger

>>25435184
>>25435184
>>25435184
Migrate

>>25434518
I study different markets for a couple hours a day, work on valuation models for a little bit, and execute a couple options trades every day. All told, about 2-3 hours a day. I'm just building my active trading account with this, and can see myself pulling out enough to pay monthly rent and stuff by 2Q while still staying in the green. Stocks are WAY easier than crypto, this market trades like shitcoins and I've lost 30 grand on that shitshow over the last couple months.

Started out active trading with $100, turned it to $200, then put in a grand, now it's two grand, so I dropped 10 grand in and if I get it to 20 grand, well, that's where you start.

Split threads again