/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25370232
1st!

SMOKIN PENISES

What to buy to 10x?

>>25370218
Namefag. Comes with the territory.

>>25370263
Foul human.

literally kill yourself namefag niggers

>>25370272
PSTH warrants/LEAPS

you guys ready for the new year pump?

>>25370263
slatt!

I bought 110 atvi 0dte 92.5 strikes for pretty cheap this morning. I thought we closed at 1pm so I sold for a loss. Fuck my life

I lost 50% instead of making 300%

Kek the jannies gave me a 30 day ban for off topic posting because of the webm I posted making fun of jannies. Struck a cord with them apparently. Don't waste your time jannies I have more 4chan passes than you have patience.

Fine. Real pic of my stripper gf. Fuck you niggermonkeys.

>bought Opti at $.10
2021 not looking so good

>>25370232
Did vale get a 40 price target

>>25370310
Nobody cares u fucking virgin invest in companies who make profit off people below 30% bodyfat

>>25370319

>>25370319
Not joking but a black guy who is self-hating and says "nigger" way too often is one of the most cringe things ever
I met one in college and he was an actual incel

oh yea its anime time.

>>25370319
Oh she's gonna rob you of every cent you have.

baba please come back to life

>>25370319
Reminds me of Elsa Jean

>>25370232
Very excited for this decade.

>>25370354

Hang on for a minute, /smg/. My stripper gf is calling me.

>>25370272
Anything 10x related....that's a hard one....

PSTH, Long calls or warrants.

Only if you trust the Ackman.

>>25370293
Beat me to it -.-.

>>25370319
9.3/10

Blonde Hair and Blue Eyes are desirable genetic traits. How tall is he?

>>25370356
>Oh she's gonna rob you of every cent you have.
I know :(
That's why I wanted to hear back from this:
>>25370190
>>25370267

>>25370348
yeah a self-cucking is always pathetic to see

I fucking hate sandniggers.

You could've made money on anything in the past 2 months. This market is way too easy wtf?

>>25370386
You realize you are gonna have to treat her like a pump treats a ho to keep her in like right? Otherwise she will fleece you.

>>25370414
*pimp

>>25370319
She needs to get blacked ASAP.

If I bought a leap does it need to hit strike to make money?

>>25370459
Goto optionsprofitcalculator.com to check profitability of your leap over time.

>>25370414
>like a pimp treats a ho to keep her in like right? Otherwise she will fleece you.
I know. I really need help with this. I'm barely keeping her within my budget.

>>25370456
Oh don't worry she will, probably tonight. If you think a stripper isn't taking bbc on the regular, you're delusional.

https://youtu.be/iuCxUzgyk2k

>>25370459
>If I bought a leap does it need to hit strike to make money?
it has to hit the strike plus + the premium

Slightly ITM leaps seem to be more profitable from slightly OTM leaps from some numbers that I ran a few weeks ago against indices. LEAPs seem to usually be at least a little profitable across the board though

>>25370456
DAS RITE!!! DOUBLE B with a C.

>>25370483
Be assertive. Putting a little fear into her makes her respect you. The moment she doesn't respect you, it's over.

>>25370319
Meh. Shes alright for the cost. You can do beget m better scoops.

>>25370386
Ive had a stripper friend never tried to date her I did fuck her but never tried to date her since their job is literally to coax men out of there money.

>>25370502
>Snider

Iron ore price drops on China’s appeal to cut steel output

What now

>>25370623
You're a retard and deserve to be poor.

>>25370483
Watch the movie american pimp, that should help. Basically you're gonna have to beat her within and make her believe that you are actually gonna kill her, and right at that point you stop.

>watching NYC ball drop stream
>see them trying real hard to "continue as normal"
>eerie feeling of the real rug pull soon
anyone else?

Un-fucking-real.
VTI returned 19% this year, beating SPY and its historical average, in *spite of the 31% COVID crash*.
No one will ever doubt the power of the buy-and-hold boomer ever again.

>>25370670
But I'm not poor?
Guess the world is unfair?

>>25370584
>since their job is literally to coax men out of there money
and she spends it sooo fucking fast.
Bro, it's like $1000 to $2000 on beauty products per month.

>>25370566
>Be assertive. Putting a little fear into her makes her respect you.
I think I've got small amounts of assertive down, but she really does push it right up to the limit.
I think she does have fears of me leaving her.
I think I make more than almost all of her exes, and I'm probably more attractive than the majority of them as well.

>>25370569
>You can do better scoops.
Can I?

>>25370348
he isnt actually black. he posted himself in 2018, youre getting trololod

>>25370729
never really cared since i saw someone else say he's black but okay

Streetwalker anon where art thou

>>25370566
I honestly can't tell if that's an Asian man cosplaying as a nigger or just a really ugly nigger.

Sold at the perfect time, haha.

>>25370728
I'm just gonna say it without even seeing you. Looks wise, you will probably never date a girl that attractive ever again. In terms of personality and the wifeability, you can't possibly do fucking worse than her.

>>25370272
UPRO BABY

Guys, my girlfriend did yoga in her underwear in front of me today, and I was only able to last three minutes before I bent her over.
How can I profit from this discovery?

>>25370746
You know goddamn well he is doing drugs with his harem of diseased gutter trash women for new years Eve. Can't be bothered to post here.

>>25370763
i wish freetrade weren't such kikes and added options/futures instead of subscription shit

>>25370800
short on willpower

it covers food for now,, thanks stonks

>only up 60% this year when i could have been up 10x
i'm a failure

>>25370800
My ex girlfriend used to always want me to eat her pussy until she came like 3 or 4 times and then she would just whisper to me "fuck me". She then wanted me to turn her over and absolutely pummel her pussy as hard as I could until I came. Took like 2 or 3 minutes kek. She didn't care and always wanted me to do it so whatever.

>>25370839
I'm up 60% this year too. I started trading yesterday.

we are the BNGO marines and we never fucking sell

>>25370839
Just think of it this way, if you'd kept your money in the bank you'd be up like 1%! Plus you can always liquidate and buy the BTC dip if you want moon gains.

Listen to me you cocksuckers, okay? RYCEY is going to be between eight to fifteen dollars exactly a year from now. I will make eight to fifteen times my money. All of you that think it's going to dip below a dollar never happening. So you can either get on the train or you can miss the train, because we're scraping bottom here. We're about to go, within two months we'll be at three. Within six months we'll be at five. Within eight months we'll be at eight, okay. Within twelve months we'll be at fifteen. So you can either get rich, or you can bitch and whine about how it's a dead company. So I, for one, would prefer to get rich, thank you very much.

>>25370864
>not being able to cum 10+ times in a row
NGMI

>>25370868
lol

>>25370368
Is the exponential growth of ebussy reflected in this graph?

>>25370728
>Bro, it's like $1000 to $2000 on beauty products per month
...You need to fix this NOW. If it doesn't get fixed, threaten to leave. Disrespectful to spend money you've earned like that.

Women also respect men of power. Something small as being a leader of a group, community or political entity makes her wetter than Hurricane Katrina. Bitches love powerful men.

Example:

https://nypost.com/2020/10/12/alaska-mayor-admits-to-relationship-with-news-anchor/

>>25370800
LuLu Lemon?

>>25370885
Get charged $6.95 per trade on RYCEY -.-....fucking hate commission fee's...

>that feel when you learn about Sark just now and that just RIGHT NOW you're now longer elligible for free entry and have to take a gate keeping visa.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA first japan, now this. My dreams are crushed one after an other.

>>25370897
>he has reached ograsm once in his lifetime
>wasting time on cooming
NGMI

hey can I get a link of that SMG youtuber frens?

>>25370728
I liked her better when I thought her tits were smaller.

>>25370319
>Snapchat filter
you know it makes even men look like women right?

Now that these Chink stocks are delisted, the shares will go up in price, right?

Cause they're now rare. Like collectibles.

>>25370667
>Iron ore price drops on China’s appeal to cut steel output
The Chinese were predicting this weeks ago
>What now
Avoid putting a lot of your money into commodity related investments.
>>25370885
>RYCEY
>$15 in twelve months
You'll be lucky to see $5-6 with their debt load. Imagine being a RYCEY bull

>>25370885
You made this into a pasta, kek why?

>>25370319
Cool

Will UUUU make me poor in 2021? casuing me to eat ze bugs and never being happy?

>>25371091
you WILL eat the bugs

>>25371024
https://youtube.com/channel/UCC1wEHL3HUKmHBSTaHG2Bpw

Just wanted to say what a great but weird year we had together.

>>25370800
My stripper gf cooks for me while topless

>>25370674
>american pimp
you know what. I'm gonna watch that and magic mike tonight. I'm going to watch magic mike because I just don't understand wtf strippers do or how they tick.
>Basically you're gonna have to beat her within and make her believe that you are actually gonna kill her
her ex from when she was 18 used to literally beat her up
I don't really wanna do that

>>25370793
>Looks wise, you will probably never date a girl that attractive ever again
I'm glad we're on the same page here now kek
>In terms of personality and the wifeability, you can't possibly do fucking worse than her.
she cooks and cleans, but yeah, can be quite a headache occasionally. I've been brushing it off as "well I have my own shortcomings as well"

>>25370936
>Disrespectful to spend money you've earned like that.
We met on SA. I think I'm going to do some rigorous budgeting but this is going to really fucking suck

Should I just break it off with her? I really hate doing that shit and don't really know how to

>>25371114
thank you

>>25370872
our president looks like that???

>>25371091
You're gonna eat the bugs anyway goyim. You're not one of those anti-semites are you?

What is this thread? Why is everyone here degenerate?
Also, good evening /smg/, I love CUNNY and I plan to keep the love coming next year.

>>25370323
It was a day trade. I dont play fucking video games.
>30% body fat
cool. Don't really know what that means but i definitely gained weight during covid but I live with my girlfriend of a decade so it does not matter. Im a size 36 in jeans so yeah I am a little chubby

You're probably a dividend nigger or a weeb that invests in crap like nio or baba.

I hope you're a Peleton nigger or a FAANG fag

>>25371075
because I thought it was funny. I like smg update anon's videos, and that was a perfect segment.

>>25370872
>>25371150
Banging Willie Brown was actually
how she got her start in California politics.

>>25371114
I just kinda got mentioned in passing again in the latest video.
Baggie is apparently the drunken, emotional wreck, but zero commentary on the absolute insanity of my lifestyle. Why? Am I just boring?

I would murder every single person in this thread if it got me out of my CRSR bags that you fucks talked me into.
Hope you all get Super COVID in 2021.

>>25371109
>>25371152
chinamen are bugs
i will gladly eat the bugs

>>25371127
If you want any chance of her working out long term she has to stop stripping.

>>25371155
>>25371155
everything you said here was wrong especially the being a weeb part jesus christ i hate animefags

>>25371182
>she has to stop stripping.
She already had to stop doing that for now due to COVID.
That's why I'm paying for all her shit rn.
It would actually be better if she WAS still stripping because then I could tell her to just spend her own fucking money

>>25371197
Says the man posting on an anime imageboard on New Year's Eve.

Are we still bullish on steel

>>25371175
My goal is never to mention too many people too often, got to keep things fresh. you tend to come and go at times, and it just so happened that baggot was an absolute trainwreck the night I made the video. That man needs his prostitute back or he's gonna kill himself.

>>25371178

>>25371197
and with that one post, 4chan was proven to not be an anime site.

>>25371225

first for srac

>>25371175
It's because you turned into a niggermonkey so no one cares anymore.

>>25371225
Yeah you're right tbhonesto. But still I just don't get the whole anime thing, and im a zoomer

>>25371242
Does it bother you a little when people call you by the wrong name or mispronounce it?

>>25371256
>first

Dividends are your friends. But if they're your only friends, then you're not gonna make it.

>>25371227
I'm still holding CLF, but I'm being much more aggressive with my covered call strikes.

>>25371211
If you're paying for everything you should be able to put your poop weiner in any hole you choose at any time you choose.

Last for SRAC

>>25371234
>you tend to come and go at times
Oh. Right. I forgot that you niggers are still on here posting when I go off to work on my goals n sheeeiiittt.
>baggot was an absolute trainwreck the night I made the video
He's always a drunken trainwreck on Friday and Saturday nights.

>>25371262
>you turned into a niggermonkey so no one cares anymore
revitiligo sucks, mane

>>25371291
>you should be able to put your poop weiner in any hole you choose at any time you choose
hahaha. she's very specific about being the one to initiate sex, but she also has a higher libido than me so it kinda works out. She still fucks me basically every day or two

>>25371264
Unironically autism. If you have the smart autism, you make a lot of money as a FAGMAN and then come back here to shit post anime girls as a coping mechanism for how completely cucked you are at work by women that got promoted over you because they have a vagina in the tech industry and you don't.
If you have the dumb autism, then >>25371242 has the right of it.

what should I masturbate to

Imagine bag holding ZM over 580 dollars a share.

>>25371344
>she's very specific about being the one to initiate sex
Kind of sounds like she's treating you like a customer.

>>25371234
Your videos are breeding more tripfags, namefags, and attention whores. I hate it.

IEC TO THE MOON LADS TO THE MOON

Hrc prices just mooned

>>25371361
Here anon, although I want you all dead in 2021, it's still 2020.

>>25370885
>>25370936
>>25371074
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/rolls-royce-sheds-further-500-071940615.html

might be a buy when it hits it's 52 week low

>>25371225
Bars are closed, meetings are banned, parties are illegal

Where would you even go Tbf?

>>25371426
>literally a SFW 3DPD gif
hard sell signal

>>25371345
Again, a tremendous amount of projection here. That aside you have it wrong. Anime and autism kind of behave like the square and rectangle relationship. somebody with autism absolutely watches anime, but not all anime fans are autistic.

>>25371175
No sir. Your lifestyle is just going to be predictable. We all know exactly what your gf wants, and sadly we all know you're going to give it to her.
>and this is coming from one of your biggest fans. You're the 4th best scoops!

>>25371426

>>25371420
You really think so? Doesn't seem that much different to me.

I forsee nothing but face-melting green dildos for 2021.
All the scared money sitting in cash on the sidelines sees that the crash is over, the election is over, and COVID is over.
All the perma-doomers are always and forever BTFO by the Fed's money printer, QE infinity, 0% interest rates forever, and the V-shaped recovery.
When the poors have more stable jobs and income again they will put every spare cent into the market because they feel FOMO for missing out on 2020.
I am literally trying to come up with a reason the market would go down and I can't. Any slight dip will be immediately and furiously scooped up by people sitting in cash on the sidelines.
Even money from other countries pours into our market because our markets BTFO all the other markets.

>>25371404
>Kind of sounds like she's treating you like a customer.
We met on SA. If she went too long without putting out, I'd just kick her out.

>>25371462
>We all know exactly what your gf wants,
I agree with that
>and sadly we all know you're going to give it to her
It's either getting under control or I'm kicking her out due to "not being able to afford her"

This shit's hard asf because I've never had a girl move in before and I usually break it off with a girl by just kinda ghosting them kek

I AM HODLING. I type d that tyitle twice because I knew it was wrong the first time. Still wrong. w/e. GF's out at a lesbian bar, OSMT crashing WHY AM I HOLDING? I'LL TELL YOU WHY. It's because I'm a bad trader and I KNOW I'M A BAD TRADER. Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro. Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA SELL he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING buy back in but you know what? I'm not part of that group. When the traders buy back in I'm already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME~! Those taunt threads saying "OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD" YEAH NO SHIT. NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD. I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU. You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob. The people inbetween hold. In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell.

>>25371536
Holy shit bro. What drugs are you on? Wanna do some addy with me?

>>25371361
AIdungeon

WCVC if ur a fucking hung baby

>>25371453
Ok fine, anon, trannyposting it is. That is what gets biz hard, right?

>>25371361
bestiality porn

>>25371361
Devon's set

>tfw chest pains around where my heart should be

bearish? time for an aspirin and a trip to the doctor?

Steel prices are mooning you idiots

>>25371127
I love SA. It's where I get most of my fun from.

I don't know. Most girls are just like her.

If she doesn't stop spending 2k on beauty products, then dump her. Get another one for sure.

>It would actually be better if she WAS still stripping because then I could tell her to just spend her own fucking money

Tell her to get a another job. Not sustainable, plus most stripper give backdoor stuff. Especially in states like Michigan.

>>25371361
Tranny Grannies

>>25371578
That's not a tranny, that's a crossdresser. Learn the difference.

>>25371590
Illegal.

>>25371361
ASMR_PAULA_OFFICIAL

>>25371361
Dressing room voyeur videos

>>25371610
In what country is it illegal to masturbate to bestiality porn?

>>25371604
What's your age and weight?

>>25371426
SASHA GREY HAD A GREAT ASS.

>>25370319
WOW! your gf is smokin hot. I wish I had the ability to get a gf like that but alas it wasn't meant to be. Every time I set up an appointment with a provider I like to pretend in my head that she's my gf lol. I find that it makes the experience a lot more enjoyable.

>>25371361
Green lines.

>>25371664
29, 174

>>25371652
I guess it's die antwoord time.

>>25371610
>I love SA. It's where I get most of my fun from.
Awesome. You're familiar with this territory then. I'll give you more backstory here then:
>seeing this chick and 3-4 others
>give her 500 for the night usually
>always enjoy spending time with her and she usually is in no hurry to leave, so I say "you can hand as much as you want but I can only do $500 for a week"
>Next fucking week, she's at my place for the whole week
>basically just moved in, right?
>I imagined that she was seeing other guys and give her a heads up that I'm seeing somebody else that weekend so she'd need to head out
>apparently she stopped seeing all the her other guys recently
>next day goes, "you're not really going to cheat on me are you?"
>she much later backpedals and claims she was joking but it definitely seemed to be springing onto me a request to go exclusive
>we go roughly from seeing each other every 1-2 weeks for a single night to being an exclusive couple that hasn't spent a night apart for roughly 1 month in basically a couple days

>>25371695
do you do stimulants or anything bad for your heart?

Should I sell my vale leaps for more clf calls?

>>25371695
Nah it's not heart problems. Probably just gas or rib pain.

>>25371712

SA as in seeking alpha?

>>25371737
>SA as in seeking alpha?
Kek, no, that site is for degenerates and rung-licking niggermonkeys.
SA as in seeking arrangement, which is a site for renting the pussies of college girls

>namefags replying to tripfags
Grim. Should've expecte NYE night to be like this on /smg/ anyways and my retarded ass is here

Someone in the last thread was bitching about buying BFT when it went down today after I wrote an entire paragraph explaining how it will be volatile in the short term but will go to $25-$30 by merger.
It went down 4% today but will likely shoot up next week. If you do any DD on this stock you know it is a fucken king.

This is the last time I give biz advice.

>>25371712
>$500 a night

>>25371716
>>25371734

coffee and sedentary lifestyle? been tired all the time these days and sleep 16 hours a day. Been trying to get up and walk a mile every day, but it's been hard staying awake.

>>25371757

What is your beef with seeking alpha?

>>25371765
Just to prove a point, it is legit my entire portfolio.

>>25371763
We could talk about the merits of 50 day EMA vs 50 day SMA instead if you'd like.

>>25371662
>>25371712
Please don't feed the poorfag namefag.

>>25371784
You gotta walk three or four miles a day at least bro or u NGMI

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

Happy new years lads

>>25371784
It's still not heart problems. Probably a combination of depression and anxiety.

>>25371784
bit odd to be honest. how much coffee do you drink? 16 hours a day is way too much and that might result in way too much sleeping on your sides, which if you had injured you ribs like would be resulting in rib pain and chest costochondritis pain which is right on the heart like you have

>>25371772
Yeah, that sucks. If you're filthy insane rich then god bless you that's awesome. But otherwise that sucks.

Nobody here is still in OPTI right?
Please tell me nobody is still falling for that shit.

>>25371809
>We could talk about the merits of 50 day EMA vs 50 day SMA instead if you'd like.
Please do give me a roughball pros/cons list

>>25371845
Even if you're a billionaire no pussy worth that.

>>25371772
>$500 a night
crackwhore anon does about 100/night and his chicks are fucking digusting.
Do you know how much a lap dance is from a decent looking stripper?
If you go for chicks 25-28, it's pretty easy to get $300/night
But, I go for 18-23 like a retard, and that tends to be 500
she said other guys give her 800-1500 for the night

>>25371833

Hope everyone still holding here lmao

what does everybody actually think about BOTY? scam?

>>25371662
Holy shit, you're right.

>>25371712
How long has this been going on and did she say she loved you?

Also, she might be considered a tenant now...if you kick her out, you might have have to court if things get nasty. Keep that in mind. *Depends on state/country*
>give her 500 for the night usually
...That price is fucking ridiculous. I only spent 500 once! I've been doing this for awhile now.

Ironic enough, I have 3 as well on my phone ready to hookup with.
>>25371737
LMAO!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh

>>25371810
Still jealous that BNGO went to $4, huh ;)?

>>25371875
BOTY isn't a scam and its barely even a stock.
Its just a fucken meme.
Everyone should own one share of BOTY for good luck, its an smg tradition.

>>25371861
you have no idea what you're talking about

Take it from this NYC bro you got no idea man

I've dropped that much on prime here in NYC like it nothing

>>25371870
got my 297 shares, $10.14 average. Ready for the 3x from here. We're all gonna make it.

>>25371893
How much do you make per year?

>CLF nigger who spamming his gains on unrelated stocktwits tags
Holy fucking shit dude just fucking stop

>>25371797
>What is your beef with seeking alpha?
literally anybody can post on it.
It's an easy place for hedgies to dump biased DD that looks super legit, kinda like a ZeroHedge article

>>25371810
>don't feed the poorfag namefag.
How broke is he? Why does everybody hate this guy?

>>25371893
No pussy is worth more than $0. What kind of ugly ass bald nigga can't get pussy?

>>25370379
>not trusting the spackman
>when his hedge fund is balls deep in sponsor warrants
>basically forcing him to get a good target to make bank with
Its like the jew is jewing himself to be the best jew possible. Always bet on the greed of jews.

Is Apple stock still okay to buy?

>>25371868
Would literally laugh in the face of a woman who asked that much. To be fair, I fucking hate women so I might be a little biased.

>>25371820
>>25371835
I probably should try and walk around more and cut down on my caloric intake.

>>25371837
when I go to work on the weekends maybe 5 cups a day

>>25371858
I'm actually pretty uneducated on the subject myself, I've just been studying it in an attempt to develop my trading strategy for 2021. The EMA requires a little bit more math, but seems to be better for quick, nimble changes in price targets. The SMA is a bit more simple and seems to be more useful for the "big picture". At least that's what my retard brain has concluded so far.

>>25371784
>16 hours of sleep
Way too much. That amount of sleep is actually hurting you and will make you feel like shit all day long. Well... at least the 8 hours you are actually awake at least.

Get some alarm app that makes you go to the bath to scan your soap if you hate waking up that much. I know I do.

>>25371870
I was happy until I saw some tranny faggot posting giphy (25).gif
Now I want to buy a gun and call it the permaban penetrator, mods what is this man's ip address?

>>25371963
No, they're making it illegal soon because the CEO is a white male.

>>25371963
US just banned 3 major Chinese companies from the NYSE, Winnnie the Pooh might retaliate by bullying Apple. If you're okay with that risk then yeah

>>25371963
here's a video about apple investors:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmUFTkPyR_Y

>>25371939
Back then I was making ~$300k (finance bro in NYC in my early 20s, I'm an old fart now)

>>25371944
you just don't get it man

>>25371963
Not for me. It's basically a bubble on its own now. Their pe is higher than before the 2008 crash now and all other numbers look equally inflated.

MSFT, FB sure. AAPL? Hard pass from me.

>>25371963

It is an obvious buy with their new in house processors and potential announcement of an apple car. One stupid apple car press conference and it will moon.

>>25371882
>How long has this been going on
At least a full month
>did she say she loved you?
Yee
and brought me to see her parents
>Also, she might be considered a tenant now...if you kick her out, you might have have to court if things get nasty.
There's no fucking way she'd be considered a tenant and I really doubt she'd try any shit like that.
>I only spent 500 once! I've been doing this for awhile now.
How old are you? How old are the chicks you hook up with? Would you consider them authentically hot? How much do you usually give them?
>>25371964
>Would literally laugh in the face of a woman who asked that much.
Then how much do you expect to pay? You can answer the same questions as above if you're feeling up for it. I'm not fucking literal streetwalkers here.

>>25372005
Its gay sex isn't it?

>>25371870
Should I sell vale leaps for clf calls

>>25371984
I don't mind walking, it's just staying awake which is the problem. speaking of which I'm finding it hard to stay awake just typing this.

>>25371944
>No pussy is worth more than $0
What kinda nasty, fat ass hoes are you fucking, dude?
You're either fucking hardly anything at all, or you're fucking the things that I would never imagine to put my dick inside of

What happened to the dollar

>>25372109
>What happened to the dollar
$500 stimulus checks, I think

>>25371431
My personal entry target for RYCEY is around $1. From my basic DD they've been declining for years now, especially in jet engines for commercial craft.
>>25371963
Just buy TSM if you want safe, guaranteed returns in 2021.

>>25372011
Not that anon but you are wrong NYC jewbro. Maybe it’s different here in the west coast but myself and the few Chad friends of mine wouldn’t outright pay for pussy.
>t. Guy that’s fucked strippers and dimes without buying them shit.

>>25372109

Almost nothing. That is less than a one cent drop. Jews havent established enough of a stronghold in China to raze their tribute state yet.

>>25372042
Honestly if I'm looking to buy a hooker I'm simply looking to nut and that's all. They basically just have to not be too hard on the eyes. I subscribe to CWS anon's point of view. I wouldn't be treating this woman like a human nor should she expect it. Escort thots won't tolerate that and therefore I don't tolerate them.
>>25372096
Still sounds like depression, maybe low blood sugar?

Banking. WFC. JPM. BAC. BNKU.

>>25372011
You're definitely a higher tier guy than most guys here.

$500 to them is a months salary.

>>25372042
>Yee
and brought me to see her parents
You went from Sugar Daddy to Boyfriend then. I would still give it a shot with her. Just make sure she doesn't treat you like an ATM.

>>25372042
>How old are you?
I'm 30.
>How old are the chicks you hook up with?
Typically 21-28
>Would you consider them authentically hot?
Most, yes. Some are 6/10, but they had good personalities.
>How much do you usually give them?
Midwest salary. 200-300. If I go to big cities, I pay more, but that's EXTREMELY rare. Chicago for instance, extremely expensive, even though quality of stock is much better.

Pic is $500 girl.

>>25372109
USD is getting buttfucked by constant government spending.

Rapezone.

poopzone

>>25372184
That's a dude anon...

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>25370272

>>25372140
>they've been declining for years now, especially in jet engines for commercial craft.
Yeah, well their absolutely awful turbines are the cause. when your blades crack and explode mid flight/operation people get mad as fuck. it also gives your product a very bad reputation.

I may just buy 100 more GE since they're doing so much better.

>>25372169
dunno, I have a doctor's appt monday morning so we'll see.

>>25372138
>>25372165
>>25372184
I mean its inverted, it gained in value

>>25372252
How frequently do you exercise? What’s your diet like?

>>25372247
I love how elaborate these are getting.

>>25372227
Ironic enough. She was close to a dude that a girl could be.

She took SARMS. Had a clit bigger than my big toenail.

Wasn't expecting that. But still, fun experience.

Poopzone stocks? anyone

if you didn't buy BABA on the dip i feel bad for you son

MTNB MTNB MTNB MTNB MTNB

You have 750k, how do you go to 1 million?

>>25372169
>I subscribe to CWS anon's point of view
How old are you? How many girls have you been with? Do you expect to die alone?

>>25372184
>You went from Sugar Daddy to Boyfriend then. I would still give it a shot with her. Just make sure she doesn't treat you like an ATM.
Thank you. You fucking get it.
I'm not just seeing this chick once or twice a week; I guess she has literally been living with me for a full month, so this would be one absolute fuck of a band-aid to pull off.

>>25372268
>I mean its inverted, it gained in value
Oh.
That's probably from Mitch McConnell killing the $2000 stimulus checks

>>25372269
>How frequently do you exercise? What’s your diet like?
these days I'm sedentary because I only work weekends.
diet isn't great, but I don't eat out very much and most of my meals are homecooked.
time for sleep

>>25372322
Bro, that was just a dead cat bounce. This shit isn't done going down.

>>25372165
So long as the US can maintain its total naval supremacy, no other country will be able to challenge it for hegemony
China is still 90% brown water for their navy, and thus they remain in gay baby jail
they can do their economic fuck fuck games because the US gives them permission to do them, if the US saw china as a legitimate and open threat, they could simply just cut china off from those economic ties, and their complete lack of navy will render them helpless to stop the US
Obviously this would result in open war, but once again, Naval supremacy means the US can just blockade all of china's extremely vital oil and food imports, along with everything else at zero risk, due to all of them coming from outside the range of China's ASM batteries
One month is all it'd take for china to run out, buckle, and implode back into a second warlord era
Theoretically nukes could make an appearance, but China only has ~300 warheads claimed, to the US' 7000, and the US has THAAD whereas china has no such system, so a nuclear exchange would dramatically favour the US

>>25372345
buy TSLA and just sell OTM calls/puts every week.

do I actually buy SPY or is it just a meem?
I'm hearing rumors of 450

How green are we going to be Monday morning with everyone sitting out this week to harvest their 2020 tax losses and people ready to max out their IRA and smash that buy button on day 1 of 2021?

>>25372389
QQQ is about to do a 50-100%, that probably means 150-400 % returns on TQQQ. SPY will probably do 30-50%

Should I ditch these vale for clf calls?

>>25372282
>Had a clit bigger than my big toenail.
Fucking putrid
>>25372346
I'm 33, and I've been with enough women to where I don't even remember some of there names, by for the most part was always dating someone. That was until I got to the age of 28. Haven't fucked a girl in 5 years and every time I try to get back in the game I just can't because like I said before I can't stand women. They talk too much, are way too emotional, and command more respect than they deserve. I also think I'm probably a sociopath, but I don't know really

>>25371091
Not if you buy the dip. This 35 million ATM thing is:
- not a ton of money
- good for them to grow

>>25372376
> fuck fuck games
Are you in da Navy?

>>25372096
Get a doctor. I had one neighbour like that who always fell asleep and he had some sort of narcolepsy. With some meds that got fixed.

>>25372415
you know I came here 2 years ago exactly and someone posted a lucky star gif saying to "buy TQQQ and make free money"
2 days later the market tanked

Who's drunk as fuck and willing to take shitty advice on stonks

>>25372420
>can’t stand women because of talking and shit
Have you tried telling them what to do and what not to do? I used to sit by with my hands folded waiting for them to tell me what they wanted. Now the women do that.

>>25372345
once you have a fat stack of capital, growing it is easy. that's how CAPITALism works. just pick any shit ticker and let it ride. unless you're trying to make it jump in one day you're guaranteed to hit 7 figures

>>25371668
yes she did

>>25372456
buy GCI I need it to pump more.

>>25372448
and if you would have held until it turned green you would have made money
retard

>>25372448
And if you just held you would have fat stacks now

>>25372448
If you held until now you'd have tripled your initial investment.

If your portfolio goes up 100% in a year and you hold does that mean every +1% gives you twice as much now?

>>25372500
>>25372521
Buyandholdmind

>>25372408
Jews cap our ROTH IRA contributions (6k) -.-. Complete BS.

>>25372420
Little bit anon, little bit. Very meaty. But she was muscular and had muscles for a chick. Had to do it for the YOLO experience.

>>25372420
That's about 95% of women. They think with their emotions and are very entitled. Almost no way to escape this. Blame it on media and our education system.

>>25372432
No, I study geopolitics and history on my spare time when I'm not trading

Uranium bros ww@

>>25372500
>>25372521
>>25372537
I did and made thousands, but sold out a while ago
I want to get back into this shit but now seems like a bad time, unless it isnt?
why are etfs so much more expensive now wtf

Cashed in on my CLF Calls at 14.70 today. Bought a bunch of ARKK and MOON before close because I didn’t really know what to buy and they were both slightly red today.

I’m thinking about turning my shares into LEAPs, maybe on ARKK and SPY (MOON doesn’t have options obviously). I want to buy CLF Calls too but I’m gonna wait for it to cool off. What do you guys think?

>>25372546
it's common sense to not sell until you're up at least 3% of what you bought it at

>>25372448
You would be up 400% today. It's a shame most humans such as yourself are still stuck in their primitive monkey brains and can't think past what their next meal is.

>>25372566
Oh. I just ask because it's very common to say that phrase in the Navy.

>>25372448
Buy that shit and set a stop loss

Don't drink. That's all I have to say to anyone on a personal level.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eikbQPldhPY

>>25372448
You're not wrong, but also not right.

>>25372469
Kek so you want me to tell them I don't want to hear about their day? That's not gonna go over well.

>>25372420
>I'm 33
so you're getting up there
>Haven't fucked a girl in 5 years
okay.
so it's been a while.
>I can't stand women.
so you don't want to "put out the effort" for getting all that easy pussy that you say is sitting out there for "free"
>They talk too much, are way too emotional, and command more respect than they deserve.
>command more respect than they deserve
Maybe they nag so much because they aren't enthusiastic about dating a bum that's so broke that $500 for the night with a legitimately hot college aged girl is a mind-boggling number -- I make that in a couple of hours, dude
>I also think I'm probably a sociopath, but I don't know really
would you happen to own a Guy Fawkes mask? kek
I thought that I was sociopathic as well, which is why I felt comfortable with signing up to volunteer for the suicide prevention line. I read in a book that it would teach me negotiation skills.
If you really think you're such a sociopath, then tell me this: Have you ever had any difficulties at all with dumping a girl? Has it always just been stupidly easy for you to do so? No concern at all about how you'll make her cry for days on end?

Let me summarize this better
>I'm 33
>Haven't fucked a girl in 5 years
>I can't stand women.
>They talk too much
>command more respect than they deserve
>I also think I'm probably a sociopath
Mr. sociopath is too lazy to pretend to listen to a girl for a couple hours in order to get all that "free" pussy lying around, so instead he has just stayed home for the past 5 years beating his dick well into his 30s.
Please post your Guy Fawkes mask for us.

>>25372542
When stock goes from 100$ to 200% 1% will be 2%

>>25372654
too bad anon i am having a nice mix of vodka and christmas baileys

>>25372723
FUCK. I forgot to post the pic that I found for this.

>>25372670
It’s probably unsafe to buy at this level right? Heh

>>25372620
Shut up boot

>>25372723
>Mr. sociopath is too lazy to pretend to listen to a girl for a couple hours in order to get all that "free" pussy
Correct.
A women's pussy isn't worth a couple hours of my time for them to waste. You have to understand I'm not complaining, I'm just answering your question.

>>25372755
part of me wants to short it (SQQQ) bc this has to be a bubble

>>25372376

You completely missed my point. I am not arguing any kind of Chinese Military supremacy. I am saying that Jewa have made the US their main tribute colony, and even though they hate us, they will not burn it to the ground until they have an exit stategy and have wrangled every last cent and leave the country in ruin. China will most likely be where they try to establish next, it makes sense because of the ling standing infiltration they have in thay country.

>>25372723
What's the entire purpose of this post, are you feeling shitty or something? Do you want to belittle anon because he's not as successful as you are at playing the game? Cease this niggerish attitude.

>>25372773
Shut the fuck up you dinq-ass nub-ass bitch

>>25372671
Yeah pretty much. You’d be surprised how well a woman responds to a man that can be honest

>>25371668
>>25372475
I wish I was old enough and rich enough to bang her in her prime. She was my go to in high school.

>>25372829
He's trying to use his suicide prevention Jewish mind tricks on me.

>>25372322
BABA will not survive the wrath of Winnie the Pooh. Winnie the Pooh will end you.

>>25372825
and you missed mine
I'm pointing out that the red banner slants have decades of development to do before they can even hope to challenge the US, so the eternal merchant have no exit strategy and wont for a very long time

>>25372755
>>25372810
It nearly quadrupled it's value in two years. This is clearly not sustainable!
Get out now while you still can!

>>25372448
You're supposed to hold and buy the dip.

>>25372810
Bears never coom

>>25372755
I've been hearing that since 2016.

>>25371155
Nothing wrong with baba right now, just bought some two days ago.

>>25372928
Yeah but shorting sqqq is basically longing TQQQ, so technically he's not a bear right?

>>25372905
>>25372928
BUT WHY
WHAT made this explode? The economy isn't doing any better since March

>>25372882
>He's trying to use his suicide prevention Jewish mind tricks on me.
I see that your 5 years of celibacy have increased your mental prowess

>>25372960
Hey don't get all high and mighty on me, you're the one dating a literal whore and letting her empty your checking account. Difference strokes for different folks nigger monkey.

>>25372723
>so you don't want to "put out the effort" for getting all that easy pussy that you say is sitting out there for "free"

Speaking the truth. Tons more pussy now more than ever before.

>>25372788
Doesn't masturbation get stale after awhile?

>>25372877
Sasha Grey is by far the #1 Porn Star of all time. I miss her.

>>25372829
Just trying to help a fellow anon take advantage of an opportunity.

>>25372905
Nasdaq implodes? More QE, market goes higher.

>>25372959
Study Macro-economics. But TLDR: Fed is propping up all assets. Won't let a crash happen until virus is gone.

>>25372581
Short term, I don't think it will dump hard, above the 8ema. Looks like it might seem to hit a consolidation over time for a while but at the same time it might gap up. ATH mean nothing in this market, just set a price alert when the fucking thing tanks too hard and you see a sell signal. Everything seems expensive in an uptrend and if you're like me, you're too sketched out when it hits a dip. So honestly just buy the bitch and hold it through the dips. Just watch your ass.

>>25371765
Bought 200k at 15, hope you are right.

>>25372904

Fair enough. I take your point as valid. I agree that we wont see this happen for quite a while.

>>25372831
Alright, when did you go to NPTU? I was on the 635.

>>25373024
if you told me this back when SPY was ~200 I'd trust you, buy 380 seems unnatural
maybe I'm retarded

>>25372960
This anon is right >>25373002
How many times has she sucked another dudes duck to come to your place and kiss you on the lips? You will never know how many dudes seed are swimming around in your mouth.

>>25373054
Went to marf when it was alive.

Not sure if this is the right place to ask this, but I'm very close to a bankruptcy situation and even homeless situation (elder members of the family are all evil bastards and will never take me in). What are some good jobs I can get ASAP? I'm thinking about the grocery store or data input online right now as they seem to be the most plenty jobs. Definitely want to put some away in stocks if family liquid assets can be sold off in a huge bulk (for survival purposes right now)

>>25372581
>>25373024
I'm buying every week and will buy big on the next dip. There will be dips in the near future but I doubt it gets to the levels of March 2020.
Also adding to my SOXL position and small cap tech shit stocks.

>>25372345
Tcnnf

I think it’s a safe 25% return stock with great upside. I don’t own much because I’m trying to beat 25% but when I don’t know where to put my cash I put it in trulieve because I know it’s safer.

anyone use this? my mom got me it, it's $100 stock adviser

>>25372620
>>25372831

Shipmates, get off this fuck off my cantonese alpaca grooming website right now and put down the energy drinks. If you are late again this week I am going to have fun attending the DRB I send you to. I swear I will double your PMS workload and make sure you stand port and starboard watches for the rest of the goddamn next patrol. And if you use the D word one more fucking time you can skip DRB and go straight to XOI. I am not and will not be blasted on a Command Climate Survey because you cannot control your stupid mouth.

>>25373093
>How many times has she sucked another dudes duck to come to your place and kiss you on the lips? You will never know how many dudes seed are swimming around in your mouth.

...Isn't this 90% of all women?

>>25373117
Ah, what a magical place that was. I love hearing people tell me stories about the Frankenstein shit they had going on there.

>>25373149

I meant the N word.

>>25373002
Look at this chick. Look at this fucking chick.
>>25370319
>>25370728

You said it yourself that this is probably as good as it fucking gets:
>>25370793
>Looks wise, you will probably never date a girl that attractive ever again.

>>25373002
>letting her empty your checking account
Checking account, only.
The almighty portfolio will never see a single scratch from this girl. I'd rather die than let a single penny get withdrawn from my account.
Portfolio, first. Hoes, second. Bros, third. That is the way of Scoopsy Poops, The Great.

>>25373146
No and are you 12?

>>25373150
I guess I am lucky. Found a girl that only one dude before me, high school sweetheart. To be expected. I am 27 she is 22. I was kind of shocked because she has amazing tits.

>>25373150
Unfortunately, yes.
However, cunny will never betray you, grow up, or commit sodomy with another man.

>>25373176
Always have bros ahead of hos scoopsies, don't fuck that up too.

>>25373149
Ok topsider

>>25373149
I am drunk and I will NOT go back to the ship
>>25373168
I remember there was this vent that was fixed in place that shot at a wall like 2 ft away and it would get covered in dead bugs in summer, I had to clean it everyday, it was amazing.
It was filled with ancient '60s tech that was pretty cool.

>>25373076
Why are you comparing a 3xetf to the spider? If you want a 5 year window, besides the chop from the april, everything looks pretty decent.

>>25373135
I'm only planning on putting in 1-2k in at first, so shorting/longing seems like the only way to really get the most out of this
but it's so unpredictable idk bros

Everyone seems so sure the market will go up because of inflation, but we printed stimulus checks during the '08 recession and things barely moved because of it. So why is this time different?

>>25373223
Dude puts pussy on the pedestal and literally pays for sex. He has already failed at life. It cost me a Starbucks coffee and some flowers on the first date and I get free sex for life it seems.

>>25373264
Yeah but Robinhood didn't exist then. Back then you had to use a broker that charged you between $8-10 a trade one way.

>>25373223
Portfolio, first. Stripper gf, second.

>>25373274
what is your opinion of crackwhore sociopath anon?

>>25373233

Spent over 3 years under the sea and been qualified over a decade. Now put down the energy drinks because you are going to fail your next weigh in you fat energy drink pounding no haircut having forget to shave before standing belowdecks bitch. You fail to shave before watch again and I will counsel you and make make whoever let you relieve stand your watch until you shave to my satidfaction.

>>25373176
Send more pics.

>>25373197
Hopefully you're making decent money. I can't tell you how many girls cheat on their BF if they're not making $$$.

>>25373201
It's just not the same, Wish it was.

>>25373264
Worldwide QE, low interest rates, stimulus payments, government spending. Inflation will take time to happen, my guess, after we stop these stupid lockdowns.

>>25373274
>Dude puts pussy on the pedestal and literally pays for sex. He has already failed at life.
Every dude pays for sex, one way or another.

>>25373303
CWS is a legit serial rapist/murderer. He cannot be compared to anyone else, however he is unequivocally based.

>>25373146
What do they say about Gamestop behind the pay wall?

>>25371138
>jahy posting
phenomenally based

>>25373347
I make $100k a year atm
>>25373303
Crack whore anon accepts who he is. You will be him in 5 years it seems

>>25373248
Haha brilliant. We had a steam trap that was tucked up in this tiny corner in ERUL, and the upstream valve hadn't had the packing redone in like five years so it just leaked steam all over the goddamn place and blew it all in your face when you opened it. Good times, I love all that broke dick shit that's just limping along.

>>25373342
You guys don't sign out to your relief and chuck the logs in their rack as hard as you can?

>>25373258
I'm selling most of my tech stocks once Tesla reaches 1.2 trillion market cap.

>>25373342
Oh fuck it's a submariner I'll go shave right now.

>>25373264
This is what is different
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/bst_recenttrends.htm
Interest rates is also what is different
https://www.macrotrends.net/2016/10-year-treasury-bond-rate-yield-chart
They will stay low until 2023 minimum

>>25373303
>>25373303
crackwhoreanon does his thing, he's got his fetish and isn't ashamed of it (relatively speaking). He's not being insecure and belittling other anons over differing views. Stay in your lane, we're all trying to make it out of this jewish rat race. stock market general not simp manginas general OK. Praise Buffet.

>>25373127
>What are some good jobs I can get ASAP?
I heard daytrading can be profitable. Just need a computer and a good source of information on stocks.

>>25373347
Also if a girl falls in love with you it is worth the investment I guess. I tell her to go get me shit at the grocery store and she gets it. Makes me breakfast, does my laundry, cleans the kitchen. Pretty hard to find a white girl that does that these days so I guess I am lucky.

>>25373407
I've also considered going into ARK but I've put so much research into NASDAQ and S&P it'd seem wasteful not to consider them first

>>25373441
Based

>>25373484

>>25373484

>>25373484

New thread

New thread

News bread

>>25373299
That is an extremely common reasoning for inflated market prices, but trading fees have barely mattered in past market cycles when euphoria has been at all time highs

>>25373347
>Worldwide QE, low interest rates, stimulus payments, government spending. Inflation will take time to happen, my guess, after we stop these stupid lockdowns.
Happened last time too. It was the first time it happened in fact, if any noticeable pattern had emerged from that we would have noticed it and ran train on the market already.

>>25373406
I would blow a gasket if I had someone do that on my duty day. Legitimately migbt have a heart attack from yelling so hard. Its not good for my health. Might not make it to retirement.

>>25373422
That is the spirit warfighter. Just dont do it again.

>>25373150
Not if you are the dude getting his dick sucked....

>>25373508
see
>>25373437

>>25373515
Don't think too highly of me, I just can't hide from you in the engine room.

>>25373550

What stock positions you in nuke warfighter? Post your port..