/biz/ - Business & Finance

There's always room for faggotry.

God damn it feels bad to be alive sometimes

Why do people invest into AI research if artifical intelligence would eventually eliminate the need for a stock market at all?

>>25367724
machine learning wouldn't eliminate the need for a stock market you filthy communist swine

>>25367724
>artifical intelligence would eventually eliminate the need for a stock market

>>25367724
How do I short this post?

Anime Poster ab ins Konzentrationslager! Sieg Heil!

>>25367724
Algos are already in control of the market anon, human traders are just riding the wave pretty much

Sorry guys I forgot jannies are faggots. Cunny is still welcome here though.

>>25367766
invest in the FBI
short /pol/

>>25367808
No fuck off

>>25367808
you animals are never welcome anywhere and you know it

>>25367478
I am an options degenerate mostly and I've found that smaller cap companies have similar P/E to higher cap companies but higher return on common equity (ROCE) or return on invested capital (ROIC).
And, just by principle, it’s shown that the small cap risk premium continues to deliver.

If you believe that markets are efficient, then small caps should produce outsized returns because they can maneuver more easily than a larger organization and can grow faster.
If you don’t, then small caps should produce outsized returns because they aren’t as widely known or invested in due to their size and have plenty of room to grow back into their “true valuation”.

So buy options for smaller cap companies is one of my suggestions, but I am a fucking retard who spams GME soijaks so what do I know.

So who do I pay for my monthly subscription of smg?
I just really wanna make it bros

>>25367819
I don't make the rules anon sorry.

>>25367802
No, they're not. They're mostly algos that help funds to sell or buy stocks over the day. Accumulation algos, distribution algos. Then there are correlation algos but they're basically running on very simplistic assumptions. The rest is liquidity shit.

>>25367839
I don't understand why cunny is such a divisive topic here. I don't actually know anything about cunny I just like how angry people get over it.

I'm trying to fuck a girl on tinder who's 4 months pregnant and has 2 kids. Is this based or red pilled?

>>25367744
>>25367759
>>25367766
The stock market is literally a tool to get money/resources to the buisnesses and people that can use it best and need it most. An AI could fill that position best, especially if it was a singularity tier AGI.

>>25367851
>I don't make the rules anon sorry
No, the mods do and they just banned you for your bullshit.

>>25367897
Only if you ghost her.

>>25367896
what's your problem with angry people faggot?

>>25367909
You're delusional, man.

>>25367802
right, so when SPCE has a testflight, the pilot gets killed - the stock tanks - thats the First Law of Robotics kicking in

>>25367909
Are you 12 years old? AI is just a meme shill buzzword for machine learning algos. Actual artificial intelligence at the level of humans or higher is decades if not centuries away.

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>25367897
Extremely based until after you cum when you realize that she is an actual mother fucking random men off tinder and then it becomes depressing.
I've had INSANELY bad post-nut depression after I came on the back and ass off a 37 year old mother of two i met on tinder(i was fucking 19 when it happened). Like just imagine a woman you know in your family or something who fucks a 19 year old brown college student almost into her 40's.
And yes she was obviously not a banging bimbo MILF, she was a bit chubby and had the whole saggy ass action but thats part of the beauty of fucking a literal mother.

>>25367988
Hpns

BNKU

Oh man and the Tinder mom I fucked also told me that she wasn't allowed to see one of her kids for some reason......you better believe I had a couple minutes of guilt where I realized I was apart of the exact reason this woman couldn't see one of her kids.

>>25367880
Yes they are, 80% of all orders each year is done by algos. Out of that 80%, 50% of it are HFT. Just look at the books while trading futures for example and you'll see

>>25367909
>The stock market is literally a tool to get money/resources to the buisnesses and people that can use it best and need it most

heh. So from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs - that's your stock market

>>25367987
2021 will be better anon and you won't stay poor

>>25367840
Many thanks anon, I will never understand the line astrology meme so will probably just learn to do good FA and buy LEAPs on small caps.

>>25368053
Have you even read my post?

Give HIGH dividend paying stocks now
or else

>NYSE TO DELIST THREE CHINESE COMPANIES ON U.S. EXECUTIVE ORDER
I wonder which ones

>>25367808

>>25367909
>The stock market is literally a tool to get money/resources to the buisnesses and people that can use it best and need it most
240 IQ post

CLF CHADDDDDDDD <3
>>25368105

>>25367759
He's actually right to be fair but I'm pretty sure we'll all be long gone by the time this happens, barring some deep state ayy lmao tech significantly speeding up the process.

>>25367912
top kek the jannies have no power over me anon.
>>25367947
I don't have a problem with angry people anon
>>25368019
Similar situation happened to me. Found a 40 something year old woman on tinder and she asked me if I could bring some food for her kids, which I did. Her youngest kid literally didnt have a bed and had to sleep on the couch. Her oldest kid was no joke probably 2 years younger than me and knew exactly why I was there. Fucked his mom in the other room. Felt real fucking bad about it, but went back one more time. It was clear she was completely fucking broke and needed help.

>>25367897
>>25368019
All of these women are just trying to make you into their semen provider/stephusband.

>>25368055
E;R?

>>25368055
Tentacle porn is literally the only good thing that ever came out of anime besides maybe 3 actual anime shows.

>>25368036
Why does le bank do well? Have I been wasting my time chasing the next safe memestock pump when I could have just slapped 10k on a bank and took a nap for a few months?

>>25368145
>I don't have a problem with angry people

Oh if this weren't the internet you most certainly would have. This is the point in our conversation were I would sucker punch you to the ground and then start mercilessly beating and kicking you towards the head until you stop moving

>>25368066
I sometimes text my autistic indian father so he can explain line astrology TA to me but it generally flies over my head since he gives me a literal pajeet youtuber lecture and I'm a stupid little dummy liberal arts major.
>good FA and buy LEAPs on small caps.
That is namely what I do. But the option contracts on smaller caps will likely not be as liquid. Smaller float of shares, and this as I hope you know leads to Greek gangbangs on some options. So I know I don't need to tell you this twice if you want to play options, but don't be an ADHD zoomer investor who plays options but ignores timing Greeks immaculately.

>>25367897
Still cant figure out how Forrest never caught her AIDS.

>>25368087
Buy ET and suffer for eternity.

>>25368145
>ound a 40 something year old woman on tinder and she asked me if I could bring some food for her kids,
You are a fucking psycho for that, I would not be able to fuck someone like that. No, not a chance. That breaks my heart just to read about it.

>>25367980
Not true. Just go look at GPT-3.

>>25368194
>Oh if this weren't the internet you most certainly would have. This is the point in our conversation were I would sucker punch you to the ground and then start mercilessly beating and kicking you towards the head until you stop moving

Audibly kek'd at this. Thanks anon, I didn't even have the heart to attach an angry soijack picture.

>>25368194
But since this is online, this is the part where you impotently rage quit and have a miserable new year’s eve.

>>25368223
GPT-3 is chatbot tier

>>25368087
RY, RIO, PM

I think one of the biggest mistakes options rookies make, besides from the obvious fatal error of not understanding Greeks/IV, is playing with options for stocks with terribly low underlying beta. It renders the whole point of gambling with options useless.

>>25368087
NYMT.

I keep shilling, you faggots keep ignoring me and it keeps rising. 10% divvy, 3.70 or so buy in. Smashed earnings during covid, so its gonna really take off once this shit ends.

Buy now or cry like a bitch later.

>Tfw even selling covered-calls and cash-secured puts on SPY wouldn't beat the market if the market has a few big moves cancels out 20 winning theta gang trades
Trying to beat the market is agonizing.

>>25368089
Trump had better goddam fucking well not touch my NIO.

>>25368206
The son did in the canceled sequel.

>>25367744
>Anything humans currently do
>Well a hypothetical superintelligence could do it better

Roko's basilisk will still rape us all

New Year new You!

Reminder youre all peons. Stop wasting your time and learn how to play the Viola/Cello and apply to my String Quartet

>>25367630
PLTR gonna recover rite?

>>25368306
>Jew York management trust
No thanks schlomo

>>25368219
My autism didn't allow me to realize what was actually going on. After the fact her kids got fed, so it was a net positive for both parties.

>>25368055
Are you precluding the point of humanity is something other than generating more humans? In a society encumbered by a dominating need for consumption, more humans is more profit. We generally tend to grow and produce new discoveries for the almost sole purpose of allowing more humans to exist.

>>25368219
Meh, he gave her a good piping on a night she needed a good piping. The alternative would only be her in the same miserable situation but not even any sex.

Cant save everyone.

>>25368206
The transmission rate during sex is 1 to 3%.

>>25368331
I read the sequel book, no mention of this. But then, I cant recall if the aids thing was even in the book.

>>25368347
More humans need to exist in order for more slaves to help us chosen few live life in luxury. Humanity is a means to an economic end, money is god.

>>25368055
make some new videos, you fuck.

>>25368194
what autism is this

>>25368345
Suit yourself, goy..err... guy.

>>25368145
>It was clear she was completely fucking broke and needed help.
Next time get her a gun.

>>25368360
not even

>>25368087
GAIN pays 7¢ monthly on $10.05.

>>25368073
>"Eighty percent of the daily moves in U.S. stocks are machine-led, so what you get is a lack of focus on earnings, a lack of focus on outlooks, etc etc blabla"
What you said are algos, so yes algos. Algos have literally been the go-to blame for the market getting too volatile during dips or pumps for the past decade now, claiming them to be simple bots sitting there accumulating or creating liquidity is just wrong

>he lost money today
point and laugh

>>25368346
Yea also this. The kids got food. Could've been worse.

>>25368404
>46% over 3 months
NGMI
rookie numbers

>>25368342
where the bottom?

>>25368421
yeah you need to fuck an AIDS patient with a bloody dick/pussy in order to actually get HIV its quite hard

>>25368019
Pretty sure a 35 y/o milf with 2 kids was trying to bang me on a business trip I went on a few years back. She bought me like $60 worth of drinks and asked me if my degree was in sex. We stayed at the same hotel, I walked her back but didn't try to make any moves. Maybe I missed my chance but I'd rather not get murdered by her husband if he found out. I was 23, maybe she just wanted validation from a younger guy

Octopi do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. So if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you’d declaw a cat and then push your member into its feed chute.

You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.

The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without its beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.

Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.

The sensation creeps up on your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.

The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glands, begging for nutrition.

You climax and give the marine creature’s breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn’t stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.

Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of its 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.

>>25368421
Thats retarded, why do so many people have it then

>>25368338
i already know how to play the viola though

>>25368438
Add a 10% quarterly divvy to that lad. This stock is bitches.

Why the fuck did I not make it yet

>>25368474
>all that and she didn't get any
You probably destroyed her self-image.

>>25368328
>NYSE TO DELIST CHINA MOBILE, CHINA TELECOM, CHINA UNICOM

>>25368474
Yeah I'm sure she just wanted validation from asking you if your degree was in sex.

>>25368276
GPT-3 can produce undetectable as AI content for the web that mimics real humans, like news articles or social media posts. With it you can also effectively fake entire sections of the web as being populated with discussion. You can push any viewpoint you want to push and watch the data to see what happens to organic real people's discussions and opinions after interacting with the different narratives.
AI that can effectively dominate the market trading environment over real people are likely already here.

>>25368484
most women get fucked in the ass by bisexual men weekly

>>25368474
>and asked me if my degree was in sex

>>25368421
>vaginal sex, male to female
>vaginal sex, female to male
??? difference?

>>25368479
Dude I suffered through this shit once. Didnt need to be reminded of it again.

>>25367630
FUCK THE ANON WHO TOLD ME TO BUY BFT IT WENT DOWN OVER 4% THE NEXT DAY

>>25368290
Man there really is no such thing as a free lunch, half of the thrill of options was the gambling aspect, the more I dive in the more complicated it gets

Hello, in this post I will present my research on GHIV and explain why I am invested in it
Do not just buy it because I am recommending it, do your own research and take responsibility for your investment decisions

Gores Holdings IV - GHIV
Run by Alec Gores, this is the fourth SPAC merger he has done - prior to this they did Hostess November 4, 2016 (TWNK went from $11.48 on November 4, 2016 to $17.14 in April 2018)
Verra Mobility October 17, 2018 (VRRM ~$10.60 on October 17, 2018 to $14.75 in May 2019, peak $17.00 before covid crash) and the PAE merger happened on February 10, 2020 - imo it is hard to compare how PAE performed in comparison as the merger occurred less than a month before the March crash - Alec Gores and the Gores group have a proven track record for successful SPAC mergers, something that is essential when attracting investment in this ‘risky’ space.
GHIV is merging with United Wholesale Mortgages, the #1 wholesale lender in the US and #2 overall in mortgages behind Rocket - this is UWM’s best year, with explosive growth in this low interest environment
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/united-wholesale-mortgage-announces-record-third-quarter-2020-results-1-45-billion-net-income-301150875.html
>$54.2 billion, an 81 percent increase from the $29.9 billion loan volume closed in the third quarter of 2019, along with net income of $1.45 billion. Through the third quarter, UWM also closed a year to date total of $127.8 billion in production, already exceeding its 2019 production record of $107.8 billion by nearly 20 percent.
Key to UWM’s business model is that they are doing a TON of refinancing of mortgages - there are $10 trillion in mortgages that can be refinanced lower, and the industry can only do ~$3 trillion a year. The Fed is keeping rates low until 2023, so there is a *long* time for mortgage companies to thrive in this low interest rate refinancing environment

>>25368484
>Thats retarded, why do so many people have it then
Gay people fucking each other in the ass with no condom

>>25368528
>>25368421
Disregard that. Difference is who carries.

>>25368545
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1783398/000119312520252608/d52060ddefa14a.htm
>Page 5 ctrl-f $10 trillion
When does the merger happen?
On January 20th at 9:00am the merger vote will take place - the vote only needs ~35% of the shareholders to vote yes, as the remaining institutional shareholders have already designated their yes vote; shareholders widely across all different stock communities are in favor of the merger - the merger is 100% going to be voted yes, without a doubt - there will not be a single investor who tries to throw cold water on this deal

Valuation of GHIV
The merger deal is with a UWM valuation of $16.1 billion, for 6% of the shares
https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-united-wholesale-mortgage-m-a-gores-h/united-wholesale-mortgage-plans-spac-ipo-in-merger-with-gores-holdings-idUKKCN26E1SA
0.06 times $16.1 billion = $966 million
Current cap of GHIV $697 million to reach $966M GHIV would need to go to $18

In addition to all of these things going for it, GHIV has a ton of big names talking about it on Twitter (Zack Morris, Chamath, Ripster, Hugh Henne, etc) to hundreds of thousands of retail traders - It is getting a lot of hype and interest - it is one of the most talked about SPACs behind PSTH/IPOC

I think that it is going to pop up in the next few weeks leading up to the merger. I am not planning as of now to hold much longer past the merger, will re-evaluate on how things end up playing out
Your downside risk is limited to $10.00 worst case scenario (~30% loss) as you always have the ability to return your stock for $10.00

I’ve made like $200 woo compounding interest at least..

>>25368474
I promise you she was already cheating on her husband anyway. You missed out on milf sex for nothing

>>25368502
Oh, so its telecom stuff to prevent spyfuckery.

Yah fuck all those tickers then. Am curious to see how things go when it comes time to sell NIOs in America and their onboard software is a problem.

>>25368528
it's the same difference between receptive and insertive anal sex. it's the rate of transmission from female to male, or male to female

>>25368328
you lose either way because you have to give your company to the CCP to survive in China.

>>25368486
Why did you choose the viola over the violin? You just like the lower tones?

>>25368055
S3 when?

Should I buy sq or apple?

>>25368425
They do isolated tasks (usually initiated by a human). I haven't said that they don't have an influence on the price. A bot that does some intraday or intraweek price shifting for various reasons is not comparable to a bot that's supposed to manage longterm positions around several make it/break it catalysts and other various factors. The majority of stock market bots are quite stupid. Currently they're probably feeding off of the "it werks because other bots do it too" - strategy.

>>25368545
Im in at 11.16 for 1000 shares, it seemed like a good one to me and this is way more DD than I did

Guys the YTD chart doesnt show anything I think the Bogs have destroyed the markets once and for all.

>>25368565
Why in gods name would chink Tesla’s ever be on the road here?

first for srac

NAK
BOTY
moon fuel in 2021
or WhAT ??

>>25368387
And why do you believe you are chosen? Do you have any perspective into why you believe your life to be more important then any other human? Generally people who are able to do more to keep other people alive most efficently get the majority of the resources, including feeding people, medical technology, and quality of life.

>>25368564
The weird part is when we were walking back she kept on saying "you're not gonna try and rape me right? because most guys just try and do that" it was that wtf moment I yeeted to my hotel room

In 2021, every day is Friday

>>25368613
Why wouldnt they? We sell Daewoos, we sell Hyundais, we sell Toyotas, why the fuck not China's car?

>>25368596
apple
the reason intel is so shit right now is because apple poached all of their genius engineers for their own apple silicon shit

>>25367630
I need TSLA to go back down on Monday so I can accoomulate

When the fuck are the ARK funds gonna go back up? Surely this is just end of year tax selling for tax purposes right?

>>25368545
Do you have any DD on THBR, great post btw

>>25368642
>Generally people who are able to do more to keep other people alive most efficently get the majority of the resources, including feeding people, medical technology, and quality of life.
Are you actually serious or is this next level sarcasm? The people who get the majority of the resources are those with charisma and a complete lack of morals who can trick people into giving them their resources on the promise of returns that never come.

I really wanted to sell my VTSAX bros

I’m not gonna regret holding it after the runoffs, am I?

>>25368542
Gambling with options is still fun despite the complexity and is usually how people go from 5 figure portfolios to 6 figure portfolios.

Guys I don't want to sound overly optimistic but if you're autistic enough to be posting on /smg/ on New Year's Eve then you have a much higher chance of making the right moves in the stock market and making it, especially options players. You have to understand that most people who sell or buy options are fucking clueless monkeys

>>25368646
I've never met such a whore. And I met my fair share of whores, some I came to despise.
Imagine being that whore's husband, unless you're also a degenerate into swinging it must be an absolute constant mental prison hell.

>>25368613
Its happening lad, and you'd fucking well better have your anus prepared for when it does, because we're gonna moon mission like fuck.

>>25368660
Those are South Korean and Japanese cars you fucking moron

>>25368421
>Only been fucked in the ass 71 times.
Wew boys, that was a close one.

>>25368484
>Thats retarded, why do so many people have it then
How much is many for you?
Try 12% of schoolgirls, up to 28% in some regions.
https://africacheck.org/reports/media-mis-reporting-the-hiv-rate-among-schoolgirls-true-rate-is-12-7-percent/

>>25368646
Personally I probably would have bailed at this point even if I was all into her.

>>25368646
Anon women love to be raped in case you didn't know. That was her creating the beginning of a roleplay. My ex used to always ask me to rape her, and I told her that she wouldn't like it, and the fact she wanted it means it wouldn't be rape at all.

>>25368744
Maybe with a Biden Xi Harris presidency. But I’d never buy a car made in China. Let alone a self driving one

>>25368709
Studies show that the people who never sell their vstax out perform people who try and time the market.

>>25368799
You sound like one of those truck fatties that would never buy anything but a Ford anyways

>>25368763
Plus, africa is on a whole other level regarding intercourse. Fucking rapes everywhere everyday. These 12% school girls easily get fucked all day long by the whole class/village.

>>25368757
Not shit Shirlock, my point is we already import plenty of Asia's cars, why not Chinas? We are their #1 trade partner after all.

More from that article:

>>25368769
I like to think that AIDS was a bio weapon created by the Jews to wipe the Africans off the face of the Earth.

Started trading in September and got nothing to show for it

>>25368456
Idk I have 2,700 shares but I kinda wanna day FUCK IT and buy in even deeper now that it’s dropping

Am I a retard?

>>25368849
How the fuck do you fuck up like this?

>>25368744
>>25368613

>>25368596
Apple has great customer loyalty and women keep buying apple products without looking at the specs. I would go with apple.

>>25368338
contrabasses are too expensive and I cannot afford

>>25368823
>he doesn't know about the chinese and their equipement

>>25368832
Auto industry lobbyists with some Intel agency advisory compelling legislation to ban them.

Imagine being some bio cuck who studies medical shit for years to buy stocks and not just buying memes

>>25368849
JFC anon you couldve literally bought the dip on any shitty meme stock, HODL'd and beat that. You could've applied the time you spent dicking around on RH to a shitty gig economy job and beat that.

>>25368342
Yes it'll do a pump again at some point. Where bottom of this sell off is I dunno.

>>25368646
Alright I was judging you kinda hard for not trying to fuck a MILF but this is literally a textbook sign of a psycho female.
Basically means she's into rapeplay which is hot but fuck that im not doing that, only with a gf of 1+ months at least

>>25368878
That's not even a good tranny. Needs a boob job. At least DDs.

>>25368733
Thank you for the encouraging words anon,2021 will be /ouryear/

>>25368338
Ilu2 ratchen

>>25368823
You sound like a weeb that can only get yellow pussy.
I like Porche, Mercedes, Jeep, Land Rover, Jaguar. Subaru. You know... good cars
>>25368832
With all this anti trust / spy shit going on no sane president would allow something that collects so much data from our #1 competitor / enemy. If Chinese self driving cars come here I am unironically moving to Ireland

>>25368849
I’ve got some gains in the last 2 months and it’s the same amount but I invested 2000

>>25368877
>>25368922
My biggest mistake was buying GME at $16 and selling at $12.5

So anyone get their 2nd covid govt check yet? I got mine today ,$1200

>>25368908
Wouldnt be surprised. But Chinas tendrils are everywhere, NIOs gonna be worldwide. Maybe not here, at least not without all the tracking shit being stripped out, but definitely not just in China.

Ehh whatever, im over it. Buy what you want.

>>25368212
Don't even ironically recommend that shit to anyone here. No one deserves to suffer what I've been through this year.
Stay away from ET

>>25368822
Yeah yeah but taxes might go up
And I might not have any kids to leave it to.
And they might eliminate the basis step-up thing

I want nio and baba but I’m so poor reeeeeeeee I might just put in more than I can afford to lose

>>25368849
BRUH what the fuck did you even do? You started in September? You could've ridden the GME train that started more or less on /smg/ then or bought into TSLA or done any number of super basic bitch moves that wouldn't have prevented this

But as I type this out there are so many retards on this general with an addictive personality like me who just evaporate their entire account on retarded gambles

Is QS a good buy right now?

>>25368598
>The majority of stock market bots are quite stupid. Currently they're probably feeding off of the "it werks because other bots do it too" - strategy.
Yeah of course, but it's important to know there's a difference between the shit retail investors use and what institutions use, not to mention they're way faster. I don't even know if their strategy is known to the public, but I seriously doubt they run on the same shit and the only difference is the speed/latency. I mean just compare HFT's rate of success to human traders, it's not even a comparison and those are the machines that are in the market before you even press the buy button

>>25368938
DESU, it's some random /b/ tranny anon.

>>25368963
Lmfao you fucking cumbrain how do you even consider selling at 12.5 for GME?

Please tell me you didn't get FUD'd by my soijak shitposting for GME

>>25368932
Yeah and she was asking if I still had college plugs for pills. Bizarre because she was very well off, wouldn't expect it.

Man I miss business trips so goddamn much. Just want to black out in a Courtyard Marriott bed again :(

>>25368938
>>25369014
>tranny
gay
i thought it was just a cute boy
what's the point of a cute boy if his dick doesn't work

>>25368878
Eww you're posting non passing trannies again

>>25368598
>Currently they're probably feeding off of the "it werks because other anons do it too" - strategy.

>>25368987
Is it in a tax deferred account?
Because I’d say hold it, and you should have been overweight in bonds during this run up, and once we dip back to the 200 ma rebalance

sweet the government gave me $600 socialism is real!

>>25368963
Why the fuck did you do that

>>25369039
trannies will never "pass"
trannies are gay
cute boys are delicious

>>25368982
I did this too. Held way past the time I shouldve sold just for a good divvy and ended up losing more value in the stock than the divvies were even worth. Finally sold at a loss some months back. Checked it recently and its fucking retracing. So I shouldve just waited it out I guess. But fucking oil burned me bad as a whole this year. And all of it is back above where I sold.

DRRRRRAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNAAAAAGGGGGEEEEEE....

>>25369023
I originally bought GME when it was $9, sold it when it dipped to 11$ and made big gains on PLTR then lost it all on GME again

>>25368832
Who would want to buy a Chinese car?

>>25368991
NIO i could understand but why the fuck BABA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ATCm2_GQxpI&t=447s

I know its not stock related but lmao, that fucking cope

>>25369036
Jesus christ sadly I know a bitch in her 30's like that, who asks for college town coke plugs.
She definitely just had super fucked brain chemistry from popping pills or something, most older women who go for younger men are fucked in the head.
I'm sure most of us guys who have actually been with substantially older women have realized how fucking strange they are anyways

Does anyone here do any actual analysis or is it just /r/wallstreetbets pump and dumps?

>>25369088
Just looking at your net liquidity graph makes me want to rape your face you fucking idiot

>>25369084
sometimes you can't fight the bogs
sometimes they get you

>>25369115
my analysis is looking at a chart and deciding if the stock goes up or down. so i lose money fyi

>>25369115
well
i'm partial to the odd memeline every now and then

>>25369096
>>25369096
tl;dw what is this ghostemane looking fag whining about

>>25369115
we don't do any actual analysis here

>>25369039
If you drink enough, it's passable.

>>25369037
Last pic.

>>25369115
I listen to YouTube shills. That's about it.

>>25369001
You're overthinking this. There might be some statistical models for super liquid stuff but all in all there's no method to forecast the price beyond "it werks because other people do it too" and some other special situations like huge L2 blocks, news,..
All the liquidity algos are hft out of necessity.
So is arbitrage but only because of the high competition. You can scan for the people who fat finger stuff,...
>shit retail investors use
The variance within retail investors is huge. Don't make general statements like that.
>success to human traders
Guess why.

>>25369076
Zimbabwe here we come at full speed.

>>25369036
Uhhhhh I’m at a courtyard Marriott... how do I find some less crusty non-COVID infected drinking buddies?

>>25369165
I think the only memelines that have any predictive value are the MA50's compared to MA200's , and golden cross analysis based on said memelines. Otherwise i feel they are just pajeet bullshit

@25369154
@25369165
@25369170
@25369177
So how is 4Chan better than Reddit?

>>25369057
It's the TA of our generation.

>>25367630
Monday will be a FUCKING MEGA pump day

whats the difference between SPY and some vanguard fund? also, what if I dont want to be exposed to TSLA at all? It may keep going up but I hate that its on such shaky ground.

>>25369120
I had a conversation with you back in September, soijak anon. You mockingly asked for my discord

>>25369177
stop posting titless boys faggot

>>25369100
Older bitches have their problems but I dated one in my mid 20s and goddam that freaky bitch is still undisputed best sex I ever had.

Highly recommend trying it if you find one no strings attached. Theyre also clingy as fuck and will try to tie you down and siphon your youth like a succubus so do not attempt this if you dont have an exit strat in mind.

>>25369115
ofc i do analysis
is it red today?
is the candlestick meme line going up or flat in the long term?
buy

then sell when i've made green

>>25369079
Am I the only one who is disappointed about the DFV reveal?

>>25369215
>o how is 4Chan better than Reddit

mods aren't niggers

>>25369230
>mockingly
I want to let you know that I highly value discord trannies' opinions, without a hint of irony

>>25369084
I feel you bro. I had it make up 10% of my portfolio and its dumped 35% on me and has just crabbed.

>>25369215
i can say nigger and not get banned

>>25369189
I am not eligible for the stimulus because I make more than the cap. I feel attacked

>>25369177
Maybe I'd let him suck me off if I was drunk enough and he put in the effort.

>>25369215
It isn't. Different advantages and disadvantages.

>>25369093
Have you seen a NIO? Theyre actually sleek as fuck. Thats what caught my eye about their company and I got in super early and made a mint.

>>25369238
What do you mean siphon your youth? Sounds....hot?

t. impressed a 36 y old yesterday with my dick pics to the point where she sent my dick to her friend and sent me her friend's reaction and now want a mommy to suck the titties of

>>25369195
Most of my business travel was convention and demo related, so me and the demo guys would go out at night in whatever random city we were in and find a bar. Hottest milfs I've met worked in sales for other companies, that's at national conferences

>>25369073
Nah ironically I do more trading than holding in my IRA because short term cap gains

>>25369278
Not you but making me suicidal

>>25369076
Literal opposite happened to me today, IRS started taking $160 a month from me to pay back capital gains taxes.

>>25367808

>>25369248
I called it back in October

>>25369281
>She didn't reply with a dick pic of her own
And I thought older women were supposed to be more polite and refined than the young'ins.

>>25369215
>So how is 4Chan better than Reddit?
no reputation
no judgement
say what you like
more honesty

also more shitposting that's the negative

but overall it's better

Happy new years

http://gains.dob.jp

>>25369311
Was it more than a guess?
He never seemed like a high risk guy to me.

>>25369303
Fucking Jews fuck them

>>25369257
On the bright side, I made up Aa lot of the losses shifting a lot of that money over to..

...Hey hey heyyyyyyyy.... STEEELCONNNEEEECCCCTTTTT!!!!

>>25369260
>>25369249
Umm...

>>25367808
>>25368114
>>25369306
why is this pedo always flooded on here

>>25369288
Smart. So when you rebalance that’s going to be a taxable event. If you made less than $80k your current cap gains + income I’d say go for it. But maybe reconsider if not.

>>25367897
Based if her ex was black

>>25369238
>tie me down...like a succubus
I'm sold where can I find a cougardom

>>25369248
why? RK was prob the best person for it to be

>>25369330
purely based on the fact they were both in GME, and RK called himself a "deep value investor seeking 50% annual returns" in one of his early investment style videos

so it wasn't a leap that "u/deepfuckingvalue" balls deep in GME calls was RK

>>25369320
How much did you start with

>>25369234
I prefer my boys titless. Nothing more rivolting than flabby man boobs.

>>25369268
Trusted sources say trannies give better bj's and stock picks.

>>25369277
>Doesn't even post NIO car pics as he/she shills NIO

almost-gmi

>>25368849
it's fine, you're still beating the returns from a typical savings account by like 800%

>>25369336
I think I've missed the boat there. I've set up a new account with options so I'm just going to sell ET covered calls and use the premium to increase my NTDOY stack. I will sell at $8 to collect a profit if that ever happens. I'm avoiding high dividend energy stocks going forward.

>>25369281
>What do you mean siphon your youth? Sounds....hot?

I mean... it is. At first. The woman could suck the marrow out your bones.

Not so fun when you wake up in 10 years with a naggy bitch wife and 3 stepkids asking you for shit and you start wondering where your life went wrong.

Again its definitely worth trying, just be upfront that youre only in it for the good time not a commitment.

bitcoin is almost at 30k
I can't wait for this general to get banned soon

>he doesn't know "the stock market" is a secondary market

I still can't cope with the fact a $140 BIDU leap I had in November worth $800 is now worth $8000.

I desperately want to buy leaps on another chink memestock. any ideas?

>>25367897
Based if used as a cum n dump. Just make sure to spit inside her mouth to validate her existence.

>>25369224
>>25369224
somebody answer my dumb question

Is MRNA fucking dead? Felt like I bought the top at $150

>>25369320
Based Steelbro. I owe you many beers, faggot.

>>25369436
Oh okay jesus christ! Gotcha! I won't commit to my local Bumble milf thanks for the warning

Bitcoin is gonna be $35k by market open and my stocks won't have moved at all

>>25369397

It's right there lol

850% gains in 3 months

http://gains.dob.jp

>>25369440
>Doesn't know stock market offers Bitcoin tied assets

Pic is retarded anon.

>>25369353
It’s too late. Now it’ll be 2021 taxes and Biden may raise it.

Made no money this year prolly shoulda sold. But bonds? Really?

didnt have a single green day this week. just fuck my shit up man

>>25369466
Lmao you did dude

Can we address which sectors / stonks are guaranteed to go up in light of Biden transitioning into a Presidency? Are banks really going to be as protected/pumped as people say they will be?
>JPM
>BAC
>WFC
These will all get pumped?

shkreli says theres no point in investing if you have less than 500K.

>>25369440
Rugpull in the 40s.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetraphobia

>>25369440
compare bitcoin's market cap and one year gains to TSLA or even fucking Tupperware lmao

GAMESTOP is up more than LINK ahahah

>>25369440
I cant wait for it to crash again

>>25369505
Share buybacks + recovery stock + JPM only goes up + divie play

BNKU is the stock to buy. 3x Banks. 10% holdings in nearly every Big Bank.

>>25369480
How long are you holding?

>>25369534
Gee, how do I get $500k? Hm, I'll try investing.

>>25369534
yeah but hes a cunt

>>25369534
Yes, leave stocks to the 1%.

Anyone under 500k should never invest goy....

I mean guy.

>>25369466
Kek no one wants that fucking gene altering vaccine. Hell people are barely taking the Pfizer one. Libs hate it because Drumpf is the one pushing it, Repubs hate it because it got developed too soon and also they hate Fauci and the lockdowns.

>>25369534
He’s a retard and essentially a boomer

>>25369391
My main driver when I was young was the unknown and figuring stuff out but currently the world feels very small, very known, and very boring. I really just wanted DFV to be a bit of a question mark, someone who isn't one of the usual guys.

>>25369545
...Link & Bitcoin both made 10x gains from their lows to be fair desu...

>>25369596
>sees the world as "libs" and "Repubs"
unironically NGMI

>>25369493
Yes, bonds are flights to safety during dips. The yield goes down but the price of them goes up. EDV has a 5 year annual adjusted return of 10% as well as the 2-3% annual yield (dividend). So when markets run and look toppy it’s good to start allocating more into bonds. Then when it comes back to reality rebalance to mostly stocks.

>>25369534
Shkreli doesn't play options with a total retard gains mindset

>>25369534
>there's no point investing if you don't have an arbitrary amount of money
Really?

>>25369167
>Don't sell your XRP
>It will go up
>Fiat is dead look at history(muh gold standard, muh etc)
>SEC is irrelevant in this case
>XRP is the future
To keep it short

>>25369553
Won't happen. 30% of all USD circulating right now was printed this year, let that sink in for a moment. The USD is going to lose reserve currency status soon, the house of cards is crumbling. BTC is the future and other cryptos that are 100% anonymous like Monero will soon be used by millions of people. No one likes this KIKED system and the fact that you boomers constantly advocate for s zog'd system is disgusting. I hope you all lose everything in the next crash, fuck yourselves.

>>25369395
Not gonna lie. This is a very weak argumentation.
>purely based on the fact they were both in GME
If they weren't the question would never come up.
>deep value investor
That's a very common term.
There's another guy on twitter who has GME. His name is deepwatervalue.

>>25369473
No, try it. The sex is amazing. Theyre experienced and dont have all the weird hangups young girls do. Just be upfront about your intentions. Dont have her thinking she's found her kids' new dad, let her know youre a young guy trying to bone, the end.

To be fair mines still thought she could convert me over to stepdad even after the fact but yea nah fuck that shit.

>>25369555
BNKU makes my cock hard and has always caught my interest since Biden won but my only issue is that BNKU is exposed to the flaming cumdumpster that is WFC.

Closed out the year on a good note

>>25369320
Ouch, how bad did those db calls hurt? What went wrong there?

>>25369671
Only 1 problem.

>Federal Reserve bans BitCoin holdings in the US and creates Digital Dollar.
>Institutions and Hedge Funds comply
>Bitcoin goes to 1-5k.

>>25369687
>dont have all the weird hangups young girls do.
>literally thinks she's found her kids' new dad and also actually has kids
>doesn't have any hangups
Yeah, nah. The woman in her 30's i banged as a 19 year old definitely had her "hangups".

>>25369723
What platform is this? The Personal finance app I use is cancer

>>25369688
Yes. True. 10%. The lemon is worth the squeeze though.

>>25369679
I never said it was a strong argument, but it was enough that I wasn't particularly surprised when the reveal happened

>>25369534
>investing
We're not investing(at least I hope so), we're trading.

>>25369534
Tell him theres no point giving free people advice if you're a convict.

>>25369742
>bitcoin crashes to 1K
>china pumps it to 300K
>seething red wojak
lol

>>25369671
No one wants to use it as a currency. Instead they incentivized hoard it because it's gaining value. Every time someone loses their hard drive the amount of bitcoins in the world permanently goes down. Like another anon said it's like paying for things with Michelangelo paintings.

AHHHHHHHHHHH how do I get rich

Are vale leaps the way

>>25369742
How do you enforce an BTC ban? And why would that make it cheaper, if anything becoming an underground currency is extra bullish?

>>25369759
E-Trade. The image was created with photoshop.

>>25369565

Forever

Tune in

http://gains.dob.jp

>>25369742
I'm going to let you in on a little secret.
YOU
DON'T
MATTER
ANYMORE
The U.S. is on the verge of losing it's reserve currency status. Europe, the Middle East and most of Asia is getting behind the Yuan. When people get clamoring about China being the future they weren't kidding. Even our own companies are abandoning ship and setting up shop in China as we speak. What will be left of the U.S. in 10 years? No wonder you need a fucking war every 4 years to stay afloat, it's pathetic. You will probably get your little war with Iran and still manage to degrade. This is how sad the American Empire has become, such a fucking waste. I live in Hong Kong and I don't particularly care for the CCP but even I can see the writing on the wall.

i talked to a woman once in her 40's off bumble and i literally unadded her. because she was so fucking emotionally retarded in a literal sense, she actually acted like a teenage girl who fucking was infatuated with disney movies and shit like that. it was absurd, she was 47 and i was 22. but it was like i was the one who was 47 and she was 16

>>25369746
Sexual hangups lad. Wont give head, doesnt like anal, doesnt swallow, hates when you come on her, that sort of goofy shit. In my experience older chicks dont have many of those.

>>25369812
Keep coping dude your encrypted Pokémon cards aren’t going to replace USD

>>25369534
He's right. Investing for moderate gains isn't worth it unless you're rich. Investing is trying to make just enough money to beat inflation. We're gambling.

>>25369776
If life was a movie it would have been very obvious but you know...

>>25369796
China has their own digital currency. Likely to get rid of BitCoin as well if it poses danger to the yuan.

China owns tons of it, so that they can control it. They can dump Bitcoin as well at anytime.

Which is why they're the #1 Super Power of the world. They don't care about ANYTHING besides profits.

>>25369869
what the fuck what kind of a girl doesn't give head LMAO jesus christ don't wish this upon anyone

>pic of my stripper gf n her friends
say somthn nice about her

>>25369852
You understand nothing Chang. China is going to collapse soon after USA. Japan will be the world superpower 2030.

>>25369914
based retard

>>25369910
If she is the one on the left you picked the wrong whore. Also their fake tans are gross af, my fiancé is pale with blue eyes and big tits

>>25369910
yikes

i wanna fuck a mexican crackwhore so bad

>>25369879
I don't care for BTC, I only have a 100 bucks in BTC I'm just pointing out the flaws of the regulations argument.

>>25369910
>trying to flex with his (((gf))) on an anonymous pet abuse enthusiast forum
What the fuck's wrong with you man?

Cool thing about new year's; once that ball drops I'm another year older. 37 today. In just about 3 hrs I'll be 38.

>>25369910
... they look like triplets. They are alright i guess?

>>25369910
holy fuck they look weird

>>25369957
>fake tans
check the hands

>>25370000
This isn't your personal blog fag, no one cares.

Did I fuck up doing vale with 30 strike?

>>25369671
>USD is bad because of inflation
>Now let me tell you why a highly volatile shitcoin is the future despite the fact that 99% who have it don't use it for what it was inteanded.
Didn't Mt Gox and some other shitcoin exchanger "lost" billions worth of BTH that no one know anything about? If some would dump that it would be over lel

>>25369948
When the Russian-Japanese-Texan alliance fucks China's ass you'll be crying for mercy.

>>25367630
I bought 110 atvi 0dte 92.5 strikes for pretty cheap this morning. I thought we closed at 1pm so I sold for a loss. Fuck my life

>>25369812
The same way other countries ban holdings of crypto (mostly 3rd world).

>>25369852
I agree that's where the trend is. However, if a USD doomsday scenario happened, I'm sure the US would just implement a new digital currency and reset everything.

>>25369914
Japan has been stagnate since the 80's.

>>25369910
Hope she's the one on the right. She'd look lovely without the 3 pounds of orange lard on her face.

>>25370016
Their hands are noticeably lighter than their faces you sperg.

>>25369910
Oompa loompa

>>25370000
Who wants to make a baby in March? Why would you want to sacrifice your final summer with a beach body by being pregnant?

>>25369910
>>pic of my stripper gf n her friends. say somthn nice about her

I like her penis.

>>25370065
and everyone clapped lol
delusional mutt
https://www.scmp.com/economy/china-economy/article/3107466/china-russia-seek-curb-use-us-dollar-eurasian-trade-bloc

>>25369895
>what kind of a girl doesn't give head
I had an 18yo slut that asked me to wear a condom while she gives me head

Say something nice about my sister anons

>>25369910
Scoops... I say this as a man who has had strilper/escort girlfriends. And not even memeing.

I won't even green text because I'm being honest, you can do better scoops. I love you.

>>25370185
Also look at her hands

>>25370185
>black
I guess she couldn't have voted for Donnie

>>25370146
>I like her penis.
You don't seem like such a bad guy. I don't know why you get so much hate, Jonny Tornado

Didn’t vale get like a $40 price target?

baked
>>25370232
>>25370232
>>25370232

>>25370190
>/escort girlfriends
escort girlfriends?
you no larpo dated an actual escort?

More importantly,
>stripper girlfriends
tell me about those experiences, please.
this chick is making it impossible to save much cash.
How did those relationships end?

Just realized all of us are getting drunk and bragging about our sexual exploits. I feel like bragging but that would only create a feedback loop where I hear men topping my sexual feats with their own better sexual feats and I'd end up feeling jealous and angrier

>>25369812
>And why would that make it cheaper, if anything becoming an underground currency is extra bullish?

Price would be more stable if it's actually used as a currency. Right now, BTC is being treated as a speculative asset.