/biz/ - Business & Finance

about to kms

Why is Walmart shitting the bed?

from yesterday

>>25353201
Getting killed by mara

I need some shilled stocks. What are some potentials?

/biz/ etf

aal, aapl, aitx, alpp, amd, amrs, amzn, arkg, arkk
baba, bcrx, bmy, bngo, boty, bynd
cdak, clf, couv
dmyd
eem, eqd
fall, fcel, fngu
gaymf, ghiv, gmbl, gme, gnrs, gnus
ktos, ktov
hyg
icln, invu
mara, mdb, mnxxf, msft
net, ngac, nio
opti
paic, pgny, phun, pltr, plug, psth
regi, rycey
sgbx, smac, soac, spy, sqqq, srac, srne
tdoc, thcb, tls, tsla, tsm
uec, uuuu
vnq, vtv, vym
wcvc, wkhs
xlf

>>25353235
0.11%, please do and bequeath me your account

How the fuck does TSLA never stop going up???

CAM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN GAMESTOUUPPPPP SQUEEEEEZE SAM FAKKIN SHORTIES OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>25353235
How?

>>25353233
>This. It’s all about portions. Hungry and it’s not meal time? Have a glass of water and go do something to take your mind off it
This is literally the best advice for health anyone can ever provide but the fat Amerishart blobs at this country get panic attacks if you tell them they can't have food for more than 16 hours. Fasting/starvation is the key to healthiness.

>>25353248
Conservative dumping their formerly "Republican" shopping mall now that the China collusion is revealed

>>25353268
If you're willing to do the needful, BCRX

>>25353201
based OP

>>25353201
>what is selective enforcement
>what is sucking off an officer to get out of trouble
>what are simp judges
>notsayingyourjpgiswrong.jpg

>>25353249
Based on your analysis, what are your top picks?

>>25353298
Stop this talk already faggot

>>25352519 (You)
>sell XL
>a gigantic green dildo immediately appear afterward
WHY?
WHY THE FUCK IS IT ALWAYS THE SAME SHIT WITH ME?
WTF IS THIS CLOWN TIMELINE ONLY CREATED TO MAKE FUN OF ME???

>>25353274
Where's NTDOY?

>>25353282
Britfag here.
Roughly 4 out of 5 people in the UK look and sound like this

What are folks thoughts on renewables in general? Bullish due to Biden? I want to buy some ICLN

>>25353248
I sure hope so. It needs to die.

i think no matter what you have youre pretty much fucked once the civil war starts on january 6th

those red dildos will overwhelm all your thesis are belong to us

market pump is postponed until Monday

>>25353328
Men are like 15% more aggressive than women. This shifts the bell curve, so that when you look at the area under the curve for the top .1% most violent criminals that is going to be nearly completely male due to the offset.

>>25353306
Walmart colluded with China? How have I not heard this? Pls explain what happened or am I reading that wrong

>>25353339
Sorry fatty.

Anyways any other COUV retards in here? Up 50% today

>>25353193
It would only help a tiny bit, when you have that (like in Poland) they all still attack each other (but mostly the ruling party) all the time to score points and it's even harder to get any majority of them to agree on anything.

the other massive problem with american diets is urban planning and lack of transit
the greatest gen/boomers fucked our country by fleeing the cities and become slaves to the auto jew
now nobody can walk anywhere since it's too far to the store

>>25353328
This pic is an politically correct edit. It was originally about niggers in jail.

>>25353375
women are passive criminals though its in the bible theyre actually more evil and despotic than men

they just call the police or whiteknights and have them do their dirty work for them

why is mara dumping so hard

>>25353274
>arkk

pic very related

>>25353359
I was actually kind've afraid that something really will happen on the 6th but now that (You) posted about it kpopfren I'm convinced it's a nothingburger
Thanks fren

>>25353298
Some of my co-workers get so unbelievably cranky if they have to skip or even postpone lunch. It's pathetic.

>>25353346
OOOOOH THANK GOD THERE ARENT JUST 5 PEOPLE IN THE UK THEN LAD YE?

>>25353353
I would be bullish but I doubt he’s gonna do anything. America is gonna be very stable and the news will be quiet with him as pres and I’m looking forward to it. Except for the occasional war.

>>25353414
Share dilution to buy new miners apparently

>>25353249
look at all those insane tesla calls

What do you guys unironically think about SLV just looking at a 5 year graph?

TSLA go woooooooooosssssshhhhhhhhhh

>>25353406
it's still about niggers in jail, that's why he laughs at the end as obi-wan uses the exact same logic that should lead anyone to conclude that niggers are more violent than other people to conclude that men are more violent than women
(both are correct imho btw t b h desu)

ahh my NOK leaps are doing well

>>25353445
>Except for the occasional war.
man I can't wait for something to happen with these stupid DFEN bags I bought over the summer. why the fuck did I buy these?

>>25353412
I was just talking about physically violent though.

I warned you about the PLTRanny vampires bros.

>>25353377
Walmart tweeted "FUCK ORANGE MAN" then Josh Hawley pointed out walmart is nigger tier and killed small business in this country and now they are dumping.

They apologized but the moral is don't hire a zero IQ sjw to be paid 100k a year to tweet.

Is there a reason 75% of you guys shill MARA and only 25% shill RIOT?

I got suckered into MARA. RIOT is clearly the better performer...

>>25353353
>What are folks thoughts on renewables in general?
It's all a gigantic scam. Never produced any significant amount of energy, it's absolute trash pushed to invent new taxes.

>>25353353
I dont think that anything is going to happen at all, he'll most likely forget about renewables and let Harris take the lead

>>25353359
There’s always a civil war that’s gonna happen soon with you ppl but it never happens. Anyone who believes that trumpies will actually grow some balls and shoot commies is delusional

>>25353362
I want to lick her face and flat chest like a salt starved goat

The only thing going up today is my IGT LEAPs
Any other IGT bros here?

Mara leaps. Somebody help me buy these. It’s my first time.

>>25353424
If you actually worked you'd know that missing a meal at work is grounds for a fight.
T. Ironworker

>>25353447
Lmao

>>25353274
>aapl amzn msft
come on

ok biz i have $5k
what do i do with it
i want to make more money

>>25353235
Dude your account has 100K in it...
And you're crying over 1000 bucks?!
I swear, this is the most cracked out forum I've ever been on.

CAM ON BCRX GET A MOVE ON I AINT GOT ALL DAY ARRRRRRRRRR LETS MAKE SAM FAKIN GAINZ

>>25353512
I think he’s talking about office drones. If you’re working with your body you NEED to eat.

>>25353500
The fact that you think he'll "forget" and that he is the future president proves you are a brainlet or at the least a teenager

>>25353424
It is basically an addiction i think, a psychological one. Biologically speaking, our bodies were intended to roam around and wait a few days before ever finding food...but coddled modern day Americna humans haven't had a period in their life where they've gone without food for over 16 hours. They are used to the constant release of dopamine from their schedule meals so without it of course they'd get cranky. Like basically taking cigs/vape away from a nicotine addict

>>25353531
buy PAIC. its an SPAC that has a merger coming in soon

>bought HSTO a few days ago
>offering announced today
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>25353201
Threadly reminder that Bears think they are more clever than everyone else, which is why they are so smug. It enrages, confuses, and infuriates them that "dumb bulls" can just buy and hold, and still make more money in a year than them. Bears make more money 1 or 2 months out of the year, sure, but they always lose in the long term. So don't get mad if you see a Bobo, just realize they are the same kids from school that said they were smart, but only got bad grades because they didn't try/the teacher hated them - the same kids that were mad the cute girl was dating the "dumb jock" instead of le smart gentleman like themselves.

>>25353512
>T. Ironworker
well yea if you're doing actual real strenuous physical labor you've got a right to get upset about missing a meal, most asshole sitting in a cubicle all day though really wouldn't starve to death just from missing one though

>>25353531
pharma puts

>>25353450
AGAIN?
Where can we get news about that? Do they do it stealthily?

This is the official theme of /biz/ for the last week.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM

Crabs are everywhere lately.

>>25353531
>what do i do with it
Do the needful
Then do the wishful

>>25353542
>>25353235
Wait it has a million in it?
Ok you're just a giant fucking faggot showing off your money... fuck off, cunt.

>be a millionaire
>still flashing your money on 4chan

Maybe you should kill yourself.

>>25353421
physical violence is actually mild compared to the law based tyranny of women

like stealing their husbands houses and kids and money and wealth or even aborting kids

but they dont get punished for it

>>25353503
what the hell do you think is gonna happen u think theyre going to let a pedophile alzheimers patient be president who mind you stole the election LOL

i think its over man america is done here this is it

especially with the vaccines which will kill millions

>>25353569
>offering announced today
What does that even mean in plebeian speech

>>25353485
That’s not China that’s libtards lmao

so when is OPTI earnings? is the pump over?

>pltr

COUV bros I want to sell so bad for that cheeky profit

>>25353596
More shares on the market = more dilution = stonk usually go down

>>25353549
Lab drones but yeah same difference.

LMAO, the salt of this post:
>>25353591

>>25353579
SEC.gov

>>199432189
No need to feel shame. I used to be confused just like you until I realized I live my life on my own terms and don't need to justify myself to anyone. My asshole father kicked me out when I was 30 yrs old after he found out I had sex with my cousin. He was 5 yrs younger than me but he looked much older due to the heroine addiction. Long story short my entire family blamed me for my cousin's addiction for whatever reason. They also brought in a priest to have a sit down with me and my family but I wasn't having it so I got kicked out. I've done a lot of stuff but nothing that could be deemed dangerous to my health or anyone else I come in contact with. Even the time I met this one passable girl at a bar in downtown Austin I took her out back and railed her behind a dumpster. Her asshole was pristine and so fucking moist, it rivaled a real pussy and maybe even a little better because it was clean shaven. Anal gets messy with any girl but with her it was different, she was squeeky clean. When we got done with the deed I asked her why her entry was spotless and she said she was having a colonoscopy tomorrow and needed to vacate her passage way so the doctor doesn't get feces on his micro camera.

>>25353496
True. Solar would be good if battery tech wasn’t so shit but idk how one would invest in solar lol

>>25353156
The ground could be filled with manganese, but it could be shit quality, and that is why it is NOT priced in yet. We are waiting on the assay report of what is beneath the ground. And then we have to wait again for the preliminary economic assessment (PEA).

>>25353353
>he thinks biden is gonna be president jan 20th
i've got bad news for you fren

>>25353485
kek! good.

>>25353624
Oh, upsizing offering, got it.

Happy New Year's bros. Very low volume day in the markets. I'm going to head out for the long weekend. Just wanted to say even though we don't always get along we've had another great year together here in /smg/ with many successes and failures but it's always better together. I hope you all stay safe this weekend and I will see you back on Monday. Bless you all. Also join the Deep State.

>>25353640
Just tired of posting alongside absolute faggots

>>25353591

CAM ON JAPAN

WTF BNGO just got an instant 10% drop.

>>25353595
>physical violence is actually mild compared to the law based tyranny of women
eh, not sure if I completely agree or not but either way my point was that everyone can clearly and easily see how men are more violent than women and it's clearly reflected statistically but we're supposed to suddenly not believe in math when it's racial statistics instead of gender ones

>BABA

>>25353687
Crazy how pump and dumps work, right?

>TGC pumping for the third time in 24 hours

Some anon said that mara had to cover 20% of a 170mm purchase of bitcoin miners by end of 2020 so that might partially explain the dump this week

>>25353334
I might ape into some TSLA calls. Back at the start of the S&P run up, I bought $600 calls 1 month out and thought it would never get there. Made a nice 3x on that. Would've made more, but theta was killing me and I'm happy with the gains. I like the IWM puts. I sold mine this morning for an ok 15% gain and rebought them at the same price I originally bought them at. I suspect some bullshit for the next few weeks due to finalization of the election, so its not a large position, just a small hedge. I don't really go over every pick on these lists cause that'd be way too draining. But those are the 2 things I'm looking at on this current list.

>>25353623
I was getting tempted but I'm just gonna hold for at least two weeks when they announce that the deal is done or whatever

>>25353531
Buy vix tmr Night. In the morning you’ll have good gains. The stock market is usually up one day and down the next. I’ve been buying vix and holding for a day for the past week and it’s been pretty good. Also buy google they will be going up soon

>>25353698
source

>>25353673
>has a million dollars
>posting strawberry memes

You're... a loser. A millionaire loser. Holy fucking shit lol

>>25353494
btbt seems to be doing even better

>>25353668
Happy New Years, fren. We did have a great year. I couldn't go to the gym for most of the year, and only went out with 4 different girls, but I finally cracked the $100k mark on my account, my new business is being set-up as we speak, and am getting closer to financial security than I thought I would be at by this point. So all-in-all, still a good year

>>25353706
I'm not exaggerating when I say instant, line is vertical.

>>25353727
I am worried that it'll dump before the deal and stay there, but that's just me being an unreasonable pessimist. I guess I'll just hold for now since my plan was to hold till the deal was signed off on anyways.

>>25353552
So u disagree that he’s gonna “forget” and disagree that he’s gonna be pres? Your just as delusional as Biden is lmaoo

>>25353673
based millionaire chad

how to be millionaire?

Any Europoor traders here? I want to buy IWDA + EIMI at London Stack Exchange but don't want to pay US taxes. Which broker do I choose to do that? I've tried Interactive Brokers, even made sure it has .uk in domain, but it keeps asking me for US documents such as the SSN or ITIN, which indicates that I'll be taxed in the US.

>>25353754
buy the dip, this wont go past 3 again but its easy scalping up to there

Is it time?

>>25353725
You sound sensible. How do you feel about RVP?

>>25353651
>but idk how one would invest in solar lol
I kinda like solar too since it's the least bullshit of green energy, and it's the only one really practical on an individual level, also recent regulations in many countries are forcing new homes to get equipped with at least 2 panels.
You can invest in SU. Bought it 2 weeks ago and so far it have been a giant flat crabby, literally i'm at -0.01%

>>25353687
just hold sir

WHY IS IT FUCKING DOWN

THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD NEWS

MY 600 IS LITERALLY PENDING

>>25353696
and how are women not violent when they use the power of the state to enforce their violent behavior?

if you dont pay your alimony/child support they will send a cop to your house and if you dont cooperate they will take your house away and youll be homeless or in prison

women support men coming to your house to take you to prison

My MARA puts are finally printing, boys

>>25353739
>NOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN OR SHITPOST ON THIS VERY SERIOUS FORUM
btw what's wrong with strawberries

>>25353742
god im going to KMS
why the fuck ...
why the fuck is MARA shilled here constantly

>You're... a loser. A millionaire loser. Holy fucking shit lol

>>25353201
>it's another everything goes down episode
wack

>>25353511
Get something with a delta of 80 or more. However, be careful because due to their high IV, OTM calls are pretty pricey.

LET'S FUCKING GO IGT BROS

>>25353729
gonna ape into VIX thanks anon

>>25353797
How is it the least bullshit? Hydroelectric and nuclear are more efficient.

>>25353794
What the hell happened?

>>25353579
You can read the S3 filing here.
https://www.bamsec.com/filing/149315220023410?cik=1507605

>>25353668
Based fren who saved my ass, i'm up 30% since i decided to follow you on the dark side.

>>25353201
fubo lmao

>>25353557
>lunch is for wimps

>>25353807
Its okay tinny you'll never have consensual sex to make a child. You'll never have to worry about it.

Yo stocktards
Y'all bought the standart?
Well Happy New Eear anyway, join the elite aiight

>>25353794
BA/GE
easy pz

>>25353729
>>25353829

the market is closed lol

>>25353595
>what the hell do you think is gonna happen u think theyre going to let a pedophile alzheimers patient be president who mind you stole the election LOL

Yes.

>i think its over man america is done here this is it

Yes.

>>25353829
With the chaos coming the 6th, how high is VIX expected to spike?

>>25353834
wtf i meant the most* bullish of course.

So everyone here made sure to sell with the impending crash right?

I'm so fucking caffeinated right now

That COUV gain

>>25353201
buy sgmo rn before the merger, buy UAVS before the amazon contract ,

>>25353729
>>25353829
>tomorrow
>mkt is closed
>also nice investment thesis

>>25353796
Unfortunately I have no idea what that ticker even is, so can't really help you there. Sorry fren

HELLO???? HELLOOOOO???? I CANT HEAR ANYTHING HELLLLLOOOOOO???????

>>25353732
Forget the artist but the character is Jinx and she is getting lesbian dommed there by characters Vi and Caitlyn. Good luck

>>25353924
Fattening up that ass in real time hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>25353571
>and infuriates them that "dumb bulls" can just buy and hold, and still make more money in a year than them.

The index is designed to go up

Individual stocks can go down

But the index is designed to make the rich richer

>>25353915
wtf no i was right it was least bullshit* wtf i'm too stoned once again.

>>25353930
>>25353902
thats why im buying now

>>25353794
>BA down
>SPR up
Something's fucky, be careful anon

>>25353944
ah so that's why it was giving me the league sub

ok frens, was a pleasure shitposting with you, see you next year, we will all make it

>>25353933
Syringes for the rona.

>had a nightmare I lost 10%
>wake up
>down 1%

that was a close one.

>>25353939
helo?

>>25353658
When will it happen? 2 more weeks?

I was like you. I’m done coping

>>25353993
happy new year fren

>>25353794
Boeing worker here. Ive been on Christmas break since last Wednesday. Factories are closed. Who the fuck knows why this stock does what it does

IMMR WHAT THE FUCK

>>25353485
As I mentioned last thread I stopped shopping with them because of their pro-rioter tweets half a year ago. Ahead of the curve I guess.

I just made $10 :)

>>25353939
henlo? I don't hear you bery well fren

>>25353725
why do u homos say shit like omg my theta is fkin me oooo my beta blabla shut up man cant u just say my shit wont go up

OPTIbros...

>>25353658
its over man, im sorry, but its true.

>>25353939
just go to the walk in clinic

>>25353924
Fuckkkkk bros... when will it be mine turn to eat chicken wings in a beautiful park with a big bootied qt pie?

My BA calls got obliterated. I'm so depressed by my lack of success lately. I see all of my friends here making money with GME, CLF and even UUUU meanwhile I'm struggling with options trading that in the past allowed me to make decent gains every day. I guess my strategy just doesn't work anymore. Anyways I'm rambling, I think I just need some more time to cool off and watch from the sidelines. I'm about to have sex with this provider I found on bedpage. She works for cheap which is fantastic, 80 bucks for the state stay everything covered.

>>25354055
I'm waiting for this fucking doctor to call me.

>Calls female broker
>"Yes. You know those shares of NAK I got back in the summer? Sell them all. Market price."
>"Right away sir! Your total loss comes out t-"
>Hangs up phone

>>25354025
Everett or Renton? Everett fag myself, can't wait to leave this shit hole

Hope you've been stocking up on UUUU

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXSUEU7ISfQ

>>25353803
What’s “it”?

>>25353807
we get it, youre a faggot that's been assblasted by women your whole entire life. Youre pathetic and we dont care.

>>25354084
I hope she has a mask around her snatch

>>25353783
Saving and investing. Or entrepreneurship. Or inheritance.

>>25354084
raw or condom

>>25353794
fucking OOF

>>25353666
You got it, satan. Man, I gotta stop buying random garbage just because it shows up as "new low" on finviz.

>>25353834
Nuclear isn’t renewable

>>25354135
Hopefully he's not a pussy and goes raw.

when u take the biggest fattest L of your life but youre in civil war stocks all in this time

>>25354102
>Why yes, I did buy 100,000 shares on July 22nd, how could you tell?

>>25354084
nice hooker anon. The mask might hide her meth mouth but those track marks on her legs tell the whole story.

>>25354084
what a disgusting looking crackhead, you should be payed to fuck that thing.

>>25354114
Bioshit holder telling us to stock up on uranium. Time to sell

>>25354135
condom

>>25353485
how many gilettes and goodyears and walmarts have to suffer before they get the message?

>>25354102
>"Sir please we could easily set up a limit s-"
>Hang up

>>25353902
Lmao I frgt

>>25354141
Did another plane crash or something?

>>25354156
Buy more GME weeklies lol

>>25354147
But it is clean.

>>25354084
she looks heavily diseased

>>25354154
raw fucking is impossible for me, i cant do it with my gf bc i cum in like 2 mins lmfao i hope i get better

>>25354147
Nothing is. All forms of energy produces waste. That's the joke of "green energy". It's all lies.

Roughly 20% to 40% of the L.A. County’s front-line workers who were offered the vaccine declined to get the shot.

So many in Riverside County refused the vaccine — an estimated 50% — that officials met to strategize how best to distribute the unused doses

>https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1344648353397702657

How do we profit off people not wanting the vaccine?

Are you all going to get the vaccine?

>>25354045
Simply because I typically don't buy options on stocks with prices as high as TSLA. I'm used to theta taking maybe $5 a day or something. With those TSLA calls I was losing over $100 a day to theta. Might not make a difference to you, but I'm a poorfag.

>>25353595
How can I short thots / countries that are terminally ill with the disease of promiscuous women? This is what I'm thinking:

>Go long fast food, social media, smartphone manufacturers, medical equipment, alcohol distilling, tobacco/weed/vape companies, birth control manufacturers, any company that has an effective STD drug, starbucks, yoga pants / athleisure wear retailers, makeup companies

>Go short baby supplies & food, condom producers, grocery stores, home exercise equipment retailers, auto insurers

Would be nice to be able to get in on Planned Parenthood or other "bye bye baby" clinics stock / debt offerings but I don't see this happening within the next decade. I also think it would be prudent to have a decent amount of currency swaps on whatever the domestic currency is of the nation this strategy is being applied to, preferably to swap into a more stable currency in a country that isn't going to total shit (CHF maybe?). Might be worth it to hedge with some amount long into the Catholic Values CATH ETF

Rip my thesis into pieces anons, how can I make it better to profit from the decline of society arising from the increase in thot culture?

>>25354084
now thats my kind of hooker, step on her head for me

>>25354188
Then why are the green niggers always whining about it?

AAPL will be $0 by next week

>accidentally sold TLS at 23

Can I get the sweet release of death now

god i just LOVE when all my shitcoins are red at the same time FUCK THIS GAY EARTH. also you fat fucking janny suck my fucking dick faggot the holocaust never happened

>>25353913
I think it’s gonna be like Election Day where it’s expected to spike huge but actually ppl start buying like crazy and vix stagnates. But if it is worst case scenario the probably early rona levels

>>25354171
4U is rare earths too now. I think I'll be holding it a little longer, although selling now is really tempting.

>>25354142
Happens to all of us. Hopefully you didn't lose much bro

>>25354200
pussy

anyone wanna play pennygames on AZNVF

>>25354216
Because they are stupid and their understanding of nuclear energy is limited to Simpsons reruns.

>>25354223
why tho?

>>25354084
yikes

>>25354171
When did I shill bio? I don't trust bio either.

>>25354216
propaganda

>>25354014
>>25354050

If I don't see you on the sixth you are confirmed commie

WHY HAD THE SUCH MARKET BEEN SO GAY THESE LAST 2 WEEKS

I have $200 to spend on a Call option. What should it be?

Alright...

I switched from shitty, losing MARA, to winning RIOT.

It's not too late to be a winner I guess.

>crsr green on a red day
CRSR bros is it finally our time

>>25354209
>Are you all going to get the vaccine?
AHAHAHAHA fuck no lmao, it's literally talmudic poison to sterilize the goyim.

>Roughly 20% to 40% of the L.A. County’s front-line workers who were offered the vaccine declined to get the shot.
No shit, my mom is a nurse and she told me that out of the whole hospital staff where she work only 2 NPCs accepted the jab. So of course the patients don't want it either.
Living in France btw.

>>25354187
i figured out how options work now

pretty much the way OTM options will get carpet cleaned 90% of the time youre just going to get fucking carpet bomb slammed tanked nuked down to oblivion every time

the IV will just suck it out dry

theyre like little jewish people ready to just turn your thing you bought into .01c

no matter if the stock goes up or down

>>25354214
you cant profit off some gigantic shift in paradimns like this over decades

that makes no sense to invest like that

we dont have hundreds of years on earth

>>25354171
>This post timed UUUU dip perfectly
What the FUCK bros?!!?!?!?!?

>>25353994
Bio memes aren't really my thing because I don't really understand them. I honestly don't see many people wanting to take the vaccine so soon after its release, so just based on that, I'd stay far away.

>>25354223
I'm so sorry anon. You missed so much money.

>>25354209
>People don't take a vaccine that wasn't tested
You have to be an absolute brainlet to be a beta tester and I'm not even an anti-vaxxer. If it has a bad side effect you're literally fucked due PREP Act which makes it so you can't sue vaccine producers.

>>25354209
>How do we profit off people not wanting the vaccine?
I profited by buying Moderna in May and selling a few weeks ago. Sell the hype.
>Are you all going to get the vaccine?
I have to for work, so yeah. It's funny how even the scientists in my lab are worried about the vaccine safety. But I need to get paid, sooo.....

>>25354209
Best suggestion I heard is that we should've branded one vaccine the Biden vaccine and the other a MAGA vaccine.

But yeah, objectively they all work and are about as safe/dangerous as your average flu shot. Better than getting the actual virus, that's for sure.

>>25354248
>>25354269
Bingo.

>>25354294
>implying the collapse of the West is going to take more than 1-2 decades

Consider how much better life was in 2000. Consider where we will be in things continue to deteriorate at the same rate for the next 20 years.

redpill me on uranium

>>25354299
what dip? it's poompin'
kinda
sorta

>>25354357
>Consider how much better life was in 2000
objectively false

>>25354358
I wish I knew how to invest in nuclear tech. If liberals want their green eutopia the. Nuclear is the only means to reach it.

>>25354209
I work with a bunch of NPCs and was the only one in my department who didn't get the vaccine. Now they all think I'm weird.

>>25354346
everyone who has actually felt the effects of the virus, myself included, knows how much better the vaccine is
I felt like absolute death and I'm young and healthy.

>>25354341
my puts are up 24% for the day alone. that's how you make $$$ from vaccines being overhyped as hell

>>25354376
Objectively retarded

>>25353913
Also investors aren’t as worried as you’d think. Check out some studies. It’s like 50 50 whos scared and who isnt

>>25353926
Didn’t they just release news about the faa allowing the flying of drones not too long ago?

>>25354379
youre the only one who will be alive still in a few months

congrats bro you dodged a bullet

>>25354378
it still scares people unfortunately. and it will for a long time.

>>25354407
>source: my ass
you just think it was because you were a child with no responsibility

>>25354358
*greenpill

>>25353917
Nope

A crash isn’t gonna happen for a while

>>25354358
It's supposed to go to the moon yet i'm down -6% (invested on CCJ, i chose others miners initially but my yuro broker was literally raping me to death with commission fees if i picked any other one i wanted, so i settled for like my 7th option).

>>25354379
at least you can still move your face anon

>>25354358
Take a deep breath.
Inhale as much air as you can. Let it sit in your lungs for a bit.

Is there Uranium in your lungs? No? Well fuck. Looks like we need more Uranium. Buy UUUU.

WHY THE FUCK IS UTZ DOWN

>>25354379
Next time they hear you cough, they'll call the political police to inject it to you by force.

>>25354209
I was because the few people getting palsy in tests of early candidates didn't seem unusual to me at all, and I think the reason it was developed faster than others is that medical tech is way better than it used to be, not that the process was "shady".
But then I found out the current approved distribution uses a base cloned from an embryo, one killed before I was born even. So now after a year of waiting and hoping I have become the world's most reluctant situational anti-vaxxer. Tired of these fucking demons and their selective nihilism for human lives they find inconvenient.

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS EERYTING RED

>>25354432
I'm not going to argue with some fuck head who thinks that we were doing worse 20 years ago than we are now

Should I buy AMRS?

>>25354451
this is why swbi is mooning

biden normies want you injected

>>25354402
Problem is the virus being in that liminal space where it can fuck you over but 50% of the time is basically nothing or asymptomatic. So people can pick and choose whatever interpretation gives them the best emotional high rather than settling on a reality.

>>25354467
of course, because you have no proof that it's worse now.

>>25354378
Liberals hate nuclear which means its good, will probably make a comeback and will make you money.
Long GE, UUUU and NEE. Forget about RYCEY

TQQQ down 1% after fun bucks distributed

>>25353959
Hahaha

I bought some UUUU
Thanks guys.

>>25354493
I didn't get a single fucking funbuck what the FUCK Uncle sam better give me my fucking funbucks so I can immediately purchase cryptos.

>>25354014
>>25354050
Jan 6th , gonna be wild , BE THERE !

*ahem*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>25354488
Not on hand at work no

Bought 50 $7 calls for 2023..

CLF

>>25354028
Shit I never knew they were commie.

>>25354466
Fake news, TLS can't go into red territory.

Today is a good dip for AMRS. RSI needed to cool off and has been a reliable indicator of upward price movement.

I'm getting obliterated

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>25354518
You will never financially recover from this.

>>25354450
I made a deal with the CUNNY gods so that I could buy more calls, sorry anon.

>>25354275
All the newfags and dumb money are buying 30k bitcoin.

wait did we close?? i thought it was open till 1

>>25354043
I lost 20. Fuck walmart

>>25354539
Feel bad for Sam Walton actually, after all those bastards did to run his name through the mud.

>ARKK down -1.65%
>NASDUMP down -0.37%
it's true what they say, Cathie is selling beta

>>25354084
>pic
YIKES!!!

>Bought Palantir at 10$
>Sold at 22$
oh yes
>Bought again at 28$
oh no

>>25354571
Bond market closes early, stocks have a full day.

Hey guys BCRX shill here. Get on OMST it's mooning.

i-i thought 20.50 was the bottom for wkhs..

>>25354602
Same but just the last part.

Are any of these dips even worth buying today with the long weekend?

>>25354135
Condom. 3 of em

fuck this, everything is down, no need to micro, cya monday

>>25354485
I just wish it was over already, the only way that'll happen is at least getting the old people and healthcare workers and everybody who wants it vaccinated.
people just hate being locked up, its bad for small businesses, and its really just completely ineffective. california even recently banned all outdoor dining and pretty much all businesses still clinging to life, which has done absolutely 0 to "stop the spread"

>>25354565
Perfect.

the dreaded 3 day weekend

not again noooooo

what should i buy today?

Next year I'm making less risky plays and keeping at least a third of my assests in cash so I can average down where/when needed.
It's tiring to watch gambles crab down and not be able to do jackshit about it because all your money is in gamble stocks.

>>25354141
Boeing needs to go. Their ceo rivals at&t in how shit he is

should I sell TGC for 10% gain then possibly rebuy next week? I don't want any crashes in AH

>>25354637
Is it expected for things to still be going down monday of the new year?

>>25354084
wtf bro this is like fucking a zombie. wont fetish shame tho

>>25354565
What calls, sold my January $25 calls calls last week, have been waiting for a good dip

>>25354681
Some whiskey and a rope.

>>25354620
I can smell the moon sir

>>25354376
2000:
>No twerking
>No widespread use of social media poisoning the minds of young women into become complete sluts
>American media didn't actively engage in propaganda campaigns to sway the minds of people politically and they reported on real news, not gay black kids doxxing white girls for saying nigger
>Golden age of the internet before corporations bought up and consolidated everything so they could censor disagreeable opinions
>No shitcoin memes
>Kids still played outside
>Wasn't controversial to wish somebody "Merry Christmas"
>School lunches hadn't been cucked by Michelle Obama yet
>Didn't get shamed for not being a minority

Were you even there anon?

>>25354679

But just think of all the overtime you got working the holidays

>>25354652
Ya good call, nothing really going on today

>>25354679
Bro you should have kept GME I made bank rebuying. It's not too late lil tinny! Cohen is tweeting again!

>>25354653
>its bad for small businesses, and its really just completely ineffective. california even recently banned all outdoor dining and pretty much all businesses still clinging to life, which has done absolutely 0 to "stop the spread"
It's part of the plan to enslave the people.

>>25354188
I frgt whether we were talking about clean or renewable

>>25354697
Bulls say no and Bears keep screaming JANUARY 6th!!!!! So I don't know

>>25354684

>third of my assets in cash

Why not dividend stocks? They are less volatile, and they still make you good money while they recover. Doesn't that sound better than inflation, Goyim?

Puts on SQQQ or Calls on TQQQ?

>>25354653
We'll likely have 40% of people get vaccinated, 5% who've already been infected will be joined by another 35% who just YOLO as everything opens up regardless and reach herd immunity that way.

>>25354084
Based. Spit in her face for me.

>>25354742
Even money market funds or at least some IG corporates are a better option than holding vast sums of cash

>>25354714
tldr : kikes were less bold and open about their white genocide agenda.

DKGR bout to pop lads. just watch

>>25354746
I think if businesses are allowed to ban people from flying or whatnot if they aren't vaccinated the numbers will be higher.
which may or may not happen under biden

>>25354714
lol what fucking part of whitesville did your kike ass grow up in? Only difference is no social media but that didn't stop 12 year olds from being whores where i grew up

>>25354684
By cash I hope you at least mean a stable currency like CHF or BTC

>>25354209
No. Regardless of whether the vaccine is dangerous or not I’m not worried about rona. Certainly not worried enough to take a vaccine

>>25354701
04/16/21 $22.5c

>>25354774
how? the volume is kill

>>25354714
This guy brings up just a few examples
>>25354376
>>25354432
>>25354488
you're either boomer or zoomer, either way you're a mouthbreathing retarded faggot

>>25354812
patience padawon

>>25354733
It started out as 'green', which I'm not sure has a concrete definition. But in the most literal sense, uranium is definitely 'green'.

>>25354739
oh because of senate uncertainty and electoral vote verification

I guess there might be some fud around the next week so maybe I'll wait until next week to buy dips, I'm gonna keep an eye on GA election results and buy if its looking blue

>>25354219
I hope

>>25354084
Yeah I vote you don’t do that.

>>25354714
I do miss the internet before everything was aggregated into a few sites
It used to feel like an adventure searching through random shitty blogs and websites for info and stuff
Probably partially rose tinted by nostalgia as that other anon said, but still

>>25354592
ARKK and ARKG had incredible run-ups over the last few weeks, though. It's expected to have a little down trip for a minute

>>25354200
You can train the muscles to hold back your cum by edging yourself. Don't use porn though.

I should have sold Baba at 238...

>>25354745
you do realize you will feel like 30x the movement of the market with those bad boys

WE GOT TOO COCKY COUV BROS

Also ARKO is still hot as a motherfucker

>>25353786
I've used FreeTrade and T212, they usually ask for US documents only if you are a US citizen. Just say you aren't and you can trade without US taxes.

>>25354834
Trafalgar has it blue by 1 or 2 as of the 29th, and they nailed things in November, so odds are Mitch will soon be the Senate Minority Leader.

>>25354873
this is just a dip, bro.

Was buying AQB at at 9.36 a mistake bros?

>>25354819
>it just went up one tick
oh shid and fugg XDDD

>>25354943
ask me again in 3 months

Is BOTY ever going back to 0.00001 or is 0.0001 the new bottom?

>>25354378
This^

I laugh everytime I see someone talking about owning BABA, why would anybody buy this.

>>25354963
:)

>>25354943
based swimming pool shrimp farmer

>>25354911
nailed is overstating it a bit don't you think
Biden was projected as potential landslide and even though he did end up winning by a large-ish margin, the counts were pretty close
lots of the states he was projected to win easily, he lost or barely won

I'm just hesitant about polls but I'm holding out hope either way

>>25353658
I'm protecting my portfolio with puts over the news in DC about the election. The market is mispriced right now over the supposed Biden victory.

I would buy insurance for Q1 2020 beyond the March S&P futures expiry.

GME SHORTS CLOSING
OOOOOOOOO

>>25354250
Set a stop loss at 22.8 instead of 21.8 and it dipped to 22.7 or something for 5 minutes.

ive been holding a TSLA 720p from the top today, this is not fun bros. im up but this is scary

>>25354959
BROOOO I FINALLY MADE IT!!!!

ok but for real next week is gonna be nice

sorry guy who bought moderna, I did warn you

>>25354911
wait they predicted the presidential election wrong lol

>>25354878
You didn't answer my question.

>>25354518
What do you use?

CUP AND HANDLE ON GME 1 MINUTE CHART OOOOOOOOO

>>25354977
.0001 is the new bottom, BOTY will have a meme pump at some point

>>25354589
His fault for hiring liberals

>>25355001
>he did end up winning by a large-ish margin, the counts were pretty close
>lots of the states he was projected to win easily
It's funny how cheating an election still counts as a win in murrica.
The world's greatest democracy.

>>25355105
Why isn't Jahy real? AHHHHHH time to noose.

What should I get ready to pick up 5 minutes before close? Any sinkers? Any tax writeoff dumps by institutions?

>>25355001
Within a point for NC, FL, and OH when every other pollster was off by three or more? And not to get into all those hereistheevidence.com...anomalies, but if you buy the Biden fraud hypothesis they nailed all the other swing states just as well.

>>25355082
probably calls on TQQQ, idk
functionally they should be the same but TQQQ has unlimited upside while SQQQ can only go to like $5

>>25354697
No. It’s gonna be up like election day

>>25354923
I know, I should have sold at the peak - bought at the dip

>>25353614
>That’s not China that’s libtards lmao
How do you not understand they're in bed together yet

Gonna need closeups on those track marks and c-section scars, crackwhorefren

>>25355068
Right, sorry, didn't mean to question the fine upstanding LaRondas safeguarding democracy in Detroit, Philadelphia, and Atlanta at 2am.

>>25355128
Actually, the fault of the management after his death, his children who are currently fighting endlessly with the management for control, and the nation that made it highly illegal to not hire someone based on their shitty ideological beliefs

Someone bake for gods sake

>>25355220

NEW

>>25355234
>>25355234
>>25355234

Happy New Year to all of the disgusting pajeets in the thread in 4 more minutes

>>25355131
welcome to democracy faggot, the votes always been rigged

>>25355269
wait no, one more hour? sorry sirs, I was one hour early

>>25354084
Last week I had to prick three of my fingers with a small plastic device containing a small razor blade. I then had to drain the blood from my fingertips into a small plastic vial with a yellow lid. I then packaged the vial and delivered it to the post office.

The process isn't really painful, but it's an inconvenience. The initial stab is a sting and then it's like a paper cut for a day or two.
The reason i did this to myself was because of constant anxiety I had from fucking druggy women. Every ache or muscle pain, every cold or flu. The symptoms of HIV are so common theres no way to know it till you're full blown AIDS.

My test result was negative, but I learned a valuable lesson that day. Learn from me , you might not be so lucky.

>>25353512
>meals
nicotene is all anyone needs.

EBON ftw

>>25355309
Implying I didn't know that already. I live in france.

>>25355170
GIVE ME TICKERS AAAAAAAAA

>>25355131
If you don't like it, leave. This place is to get rich. Politics is a normie distraction like sports.

>>25355061
my thought when reading this:
Wait is moderna eating shit rn?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>25355443
Haha le cspdslidm my teacher said it was all about money no morals so I'm going to be le money rebel haha hardcore xd

>>25354798
Oof

>>25355131
I’m moving as soon as I can to an Arab country. I’m tired of democracy. Besides Arabs are based as all hell

>>25355443
>implying it doesn't have an effect on stocks.
We'll see who gets the last laugh when you get hit by the truck of commie taxation.

>>25355487
Yes, now checkem!

I banged a Hungarian whore today

>>25355518
Effect of me researching politics on the election = ~0%
Effect of me researching finance on my portfolio =~ 100%

>>25355214
Libtards are npcs. They just do what they’re told. So no libyards and China aren’t the same. China and the news is tho. That’s where liberals get their orders

>>25355564
is this the top?

>>25355237
That fucking sucks. How did he not leave the company to them in his will? This should be a clean cut case

>>25355463
Some fag was in here a few weeks ago at 160 to buy before it goes to 500. Never to be seen again