/biz/ - Business & Finance

My gf might invite me. Idk why she likes me

>>25344671
Hey fren, Im here too. You are not alone

>>25344671
same, girl I know says she wants to meet up in the City before 12
Says she’s going out with her friends before hand, asks me where I’ll be and where I’ll be at with my bros.
I have no friends tho so won’t be doing anything tonight but watching charts kek

>>25344671
Just cum in your hand and you'll be with millions of your failed offspring just like you are you're parents failed offspring.

>>25344671
You wan sum pidsa fren?

>>25344671
Imagine having to think about doing shit for new years to make another person happy other than just yourself

>>25344680
Do you have a penis larger than 6"?

>>25344729
Bew bew it rhymes with mew
Mew mew it rhymes with bew
Bew bew it rhymes with Jack

>>25344717

>>25344742
is that unironically the gold standard?
>t. have a 6.2 inch dick but still feel tiny

>>25344671
AWWWWWWWWW POOR LITTLE BABY

tAKE BEING ALONE AS A BLESSING FOR THE TIME BEING.

WE ARE IN THE MOMENT IN HISTORY WHERE A RETARDED AUTIST WITH ENOUGH TIME IN HIS HANDS TO RESEARCH SHITCOINS ALL FUCKING DAY CAN MAKE MILLIONS

ONCE YOU MAKE MILLIONS YOU WILL NEVER BE ALONE. WELL UNLESS YOU'RE A FUCKING 1/10, THEN IT'S LEGIT OVER, JUST GIVE UP THEN.

>>25344671
Learn to live life without thinking about women and it will change anon.

>>25344671
Just Relax Anon you're 2 more years away from $100 link its gonna be gucci friend.

>>25344776
WRONG even 1/10 can fill specific roles for niche needs such as producing an odorifurous stinky smell of the finest quality and selling your time to cow lovers.

>they took this from you

Wtf is wrong with europoor slags.. you can tell it’s Europoors based on the piss color photo

>>25344822
kek

>>25344758
Honestly she might have shopped around but found out that the average is much smaller than she expected.

>>25344671
unironically. this year covid fucked me lads. Feel like my veins are filled with concrete though, don't mind the night in, too many beers this week

>>25345065
why you talking about dicks so much anon?
sus

same anon.. things will get better right bros?

>>25345119
n-no reason anon

Got to spend NY with people

>Just want to be alone

>>25345346
>>25345414
What is in that box?

>>25344822
lmao

>>25345432
Tatws

>>25344671
You will be ok OP ;-;

>>25344671

sounds comfy. Stop whining. I wish I was alone. I have to break up with my gf. It's going to be painful. But then Im free

>>25345346
This big ball fetish is the most pathetic fetish i've ever seen. I have seen a lot. I coomed to women telling me that im a pretty princes and should be fucked by real men while wearing high heels. but this, this is degenerate beyond repair. How does it feel, friend? To know your porn addiction got to a point you have to look at animals with large balls just to get off?

>>25344671
Every holiday alone, no presents, no memories, just video games to fill the time.

>>25345526
Gotta have balls to match the cock, testiclet.

>>25345577
Ew wtf thats what the box is for

>>25344671
i feel you anon, my girlfriend broke up with me a few months ago, this will be my first one alone :(

>>25344671

Nebulas Visionaries invites you faggots to hang out on the island and have a beer with strangers.
Let's invite some camwhores in bikinis from /b/ as well.

http://fiji.nebulasvisionaries.org

>>25344671
ily <3

At least you won't be wagecucking like me

>>25344671
lol, how can you be alone nigga
Just talk to people lol

>>25344671
never alone fren

>Another new years at work

This is the first new year's I'm spending alone in the last 11 years and I can't be more content with it. New year's celebrations are just a drag, casual friday nights out are more fun.

First ny with my real fat stack of pure love and joy. Her name is bor and you better give her some attention desu

>>25344671
GF invited me over to a party so I could meet her stupid friends. Want to swap?

>>25346568
Might be a shit-test where her friends test you to prove your loyalty, fuck her friends in front of her.

im alone rn because of 5 person house limit imposed last week fuckig covid

>>25344822
hahahahahaha, THE JEW WILL PAY FOR THIS

>>25344671
you're not alone, fren.

thanks frens not long now

I'm alone, at home, and friendless for new years eve, just like every new year of my adult life.

>>25345535
what games?

>>25347251
Cyberpunk 2077 ofc

>>25345535
Same, just another day for me.
No family, no friends, no gf.
If I died nobody would know until the smell got so bad it reaches the neighbours.

Will be playing AoE2 most of the day today.

>>25344671
Are you going to just cry or actually do something about it?

I once spent NYE with my female friend and her friends watching TV, eating and playing board games. Pretty boring but the food was great at least.

>>25344671
i've been asking /biz/ to be my bf and make gay porn with me to buy link for 3 years

ill be chilling with my bros tonight but no fireworks because we full commie now

>>25344671
If you seriously can't make social connections try to do things that will foster a healthy mind and body that could help you express the natural abilities that may be lying dormant within because of bad diet, lethargy, and addiction. Drink raw milk from cow share of local farm. Eat only organic. Eat more raw foods. (raw eggs like rocky pasture raised [free range is still factory farmed indoors grain fed unhealthy cancerous meat and eggs]) Look up Ray Peat and his forum.

Exercise

After these two things it will be easier to break addictions too. Then you will be much healthier and less of a weirdo who has rerouted the need for social connection into an addiction which doesn't really satisfy your needs.

>>25344671
i'm living at my parents' basement and they invite all the family and i have to help them because these old fucks can't do shit and i am as fat as an elephant.

>>25347938
Lose fat. Being lean will improve your life by ungodly ammounts.

>>25345103
get well soon fren

>>25347964
Yep. Exercise doesn't burn the calories tho. It doesn't work like that. The diet you fuel your body with will actually cause you to exercise better and sort of act like those gasoline additives you can use to clean out the inside of your engine except cleaning out your fat in your body

>>25344680
my gf is spending nye with her boyfriend. i'm here all night. hoping for some nice green candles during the year switch. would really make my year/day. ty biz. you keep me alive.

>>25347898
>reddit spacing

>>25348051
>my gf is spending nye with her boyfriend
wat

>>25348073
i said what i said.

>>25344671
It's okey fren. Take it form an oldfag, that sense loneliness never goes away. Even with family and kids. Part of being a man is just having to carry the burden of your existence. The more ignorant you are the lighter it is. Unfortunately if you're here, there's a pretty good chance it heavier than most. You just have to grow stronger. Family and friends won't change that loneliness or make it go away.

>>25348069
If reddit is normal and normalfags can make social connections maybe you should heed my advice.

Also, spacing that draws attention to the separate points isn't necessarily reddit spacing.

This spacing is reddit spacing

>>25348106
>If reddit is normal and normalfags can make social connections maybe you should heed my advice.
>Also, spacing that draws attention to the separate points isn't necessarily reddit spacing.
>This spacing is reddit spacing

>>25347964
i'm exacerbating on the internet. my father's sister and her stupid husband will move their butts over the street. i got a gym membership and will workout next year.

>>25348051
>my gf is spending nye with her boyfriend
kek. who of you guys is the more cucked one?

>>25348170
take a guess. i'm here replying to your post.

>>25346642
Imagine letting the government tell you what to do in your own goddamn home. Quit acting like a slave you fucking pussy

>>25348106

>>25348051
cuck detected

>>25348069
>>25348120
>>25348243

>>25348189
poor boy. if we were in the late 90s you could talk about that in a talk show. get a new gf maybe.

>>25344671
asian waifu wife wakes me up today with a bj
she has a make it stack btw
you suck

>>25348189
It'll be alright Anon. Dump the bitch and buy a new one with your sweet bitcorn profits.

This pipe dream is the only thing giving me hope. I'm gonna make it right bros?

It’s New Year’s Day in Australia. Happy New Year bros. We’re all gonna make it.

>>25344671
Did you do anything to try and change this? I doubt it.

>>25350869
what price is bitcoin there, in the future?

>>25344822
The word "slag" immediately popped into my head.

>>25350869
XRP is 2k right

>>25344671
don't be sad fren, you just need to find your place in the world. it took me a while, but here's what I do
>spend new years eve logged onto wow wow like the last 10 years
>hang out in discord
>make fun of normies
>arena 2s
>bgs
>mythic dungeons
>order pizza
>go to sleep after watching fireworks in stormwind

>>25351419
Say the word and I'll release you from your pain

>>25344671
Happy New Years anon, I spent mine alone

>Gonna drink with my bestbud and his literally autistic gf
At least it's better than being alone

>>25347250
Are you me?

>>25351647
/biz/ is a lot of people, but with a collective mind.

>>25350796
Sure you are bro, sure .. we all are

>>25344671
same here, but for me this is a desirable outcome compared to the idiots who will get corona cuz of not being able to think rationally and leave the celebrations and stuff for other occasions :/
I'll probably play CS:GO and drink a beer or two lmao

>>25344671
I'm spending it alone every year, and I don't care or feel a thing about it.
I'm okay with being alone, and I'm introverted.
Don't know why you people whine about it, it's fucking great not having to deal with the stress of other people.

>>25348785
Kebab classics, nice

>>25344777
Underrated and checked