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25344983 No.25344983 [Reply] [Original]

i can literally plan out conversations with my normie coworkers. i can predict exactly how they will respond every single time. they are literally NPCs

>> No.25345001

>>25344983
Thanks you sirs many vishnu blessings to you vill

>> No.25345043

Ye it feels like playing a role

>> No.25345053

>>25344983
It’s called small talk retard. Get to know them better you autist.

>> No.25345133

>>25344983
Normies are called normies because they are the psychological norm of the population, which means they are the opposite of autistic: low in systematizing, high in agreeableness and consciousness (conformity), and low in openness. That means they're predictable , without original ideas and intellectual curiosity. Such a person is very good as far as the average goes because individuals need to be cohesive for the group to function. The best advice is try and fit in without making them think you're antithetical to the group: if they think you're weak, a parasite, or a threat, they'll gang up on you to excise you.

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25345163

>>25344983
nice weather we're having huh, OP?

>> No.25345175

>>25345133
This. They are also retarded and cause everyone to suffer from their mistakes

>> No.25345185

>>25344983
This is called empathy. Fuck off.

>> No.25345186

>>25344983
maybe they just don't care to talk to you

>> No.25345192

>>25345133
>average goes because individuals need to be cohesive for the group to function.
when you don't understand what average means

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25345194

>>25344983
Yep and that's why we are all on 4chan because the masses are literal carbon copies of each other. Soulless Husks that follow the path that was set for them, to breed to consooommm whatever is put in-front of them. To accept reality for what it is from whatever mainstream outlet they subscribe to.
Can you imagine doing the same fucking thing everyday of your significant life? Having kids being absolutely trapped in the same fucking routine??

What kind of fucking existence is that?

>> No.25345203

>>25345175
You are not special.

Same as OP.

>> No.25345220

>>25345194
>shitposts on /biz/ everyday

>> No.25345233

make sure to let them know the 5g network is actively stealing their souls and kikes are the ones waging psychological warfare on us all

>> No.25345242

>>25345194
Kek incel cope, 99% of the normies are happier and more content with their lives then most bizlets.

>> No.25345247

>>25344983
gib example or gtfo

>> No.25345255

>>25345203
I may not be special, but at least I'm not a faggot like you

>> No.25345265

>>25345192
Mean average, yes. Normies are the norm (mean average).

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>>25345185
>>25345203
>>25345192
say hi to the triggered normies anons

>> No.25345299

>>25345242
>99% of the normies are happier and more content with their lives
this is unironically true, but it comes at the cost of ignorance. they literally wake up in the morning with their biggest problem being "what shoes should I wear to work today?"
Personally I like looking at the world from a more macro perspective, although it leads to a lot of anxiety and existential dread

>> No.25345307

>>25345274
They stand out like a sore thumb

>> No.25345311
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>>25345220
Its called working remotely retard I'm here everyday don't you forget it.
>>25345242
Happiness and content with being absolute cogs in a system. Yeah aspire to going to university pay off your loans with a firm hanshake to Mr.SHelkstien and enjoy your commute back to the office 9-5(lets be honest till 8 because clients and over time lelelele pre-rona).

I've fucked more women and lived a more fulfilling life than you ever will and I get paid 6 figures to shitpost on /biz/ FULL TIME. Just remember me in the back of your mind when you turn on the car engine and join the line ride to your minimum wage job.

>> No.25345316

>>25345242
yeah the same way a cow is happy in a field before it gets the chop

>> No.25345332

>>25345053
>Can predict what they are going to say
>Doesn't know them
Small talk == Normie talk

>> No.25345335

>>25345265
how can 1 standard deviation not be cohesive.
>>25345274
midiwit

>> No.25345340

>>25345299
The real red pill is that in the end it's all about having happy live and being content. And yes the most easy route for that is being focussed on a family and a dull wagie job. What advantages does it have to look at everything from a macro perspective when you can't change anything about the problems you see in the world?

>> No.25345359

>>25345311
Shilling shitcoins is not a real job

>> No.25345360
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25345360

>I've fucked more women and lived a more fulfilling life than you ever will and I get paid 6 figures to shitpost on /biz/ FULL TIME.

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25345369

>>25345299
>>25345340
>be aware
>dgaf
Best combo

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25345381

>>25345359
Shitcoins is the side gig Reddit tourist.
>>25345360
Just remember you're here forever and your top 100 coins are going to 0. If you weren't here prior to 2016 its too late for you, Mr.Cog.

>> No.25345383

>>25344983
>>25345247
> Hey ( insert name of female co-worker ), do you wanna go on a date with me?
> Not in a million years, anon!

>> No.25345384

>>25345340
>What advantages does it have to look at everything from a macro perspective when you can't change anything about the problems you see in the world?
there are none. sometimes I wish I was able to be ignorant, but once you're woke there's literally no going back. I attribute it to all the psychedelic drugs I've done in my time. That being said, I don't necessarily regret it and I just keep going on my own path

>> No.25345399

>>25345194
>Can you imagine doing the same fucking thing everyday of your significant life?
>being absolutely trapped in the same fucking routine??
>What kind of fucking existence is that?
Bro I unironically hate my life and myself

>> No.25345404

>>25345299
how can you possibly get outside the confines of your socio economic prison or programming if you don't even know you're slave to begin with because you aren't capable of looking at the world objectively or questioning the nature of your existence in any meaningful way?

>> No.25345413

>>25345381
>le redditor in our secret club cringe

>> No.25345416

>>25344983
We all can anon, that's why we gather here.

>> No.25345431

>>25345404
I'm confused, are you asking me a question or calling me out for something? If the former, the answer for me personally is psychedelics. I used to take 5x110 ug tabs in a sitting and get my ego absolutely blasted. After a few times of that there's no going back even if you wanted to

>> No.25345438

Shouldnt such conversations be predictable? I actively try to make my conversations simple, to the point, and repetitive because 1. I don't want to talk to them and 2. If I were to talk to them as my real self, I'd get fired.

>> No.25345448

>>25344983
Let me guess...

>hahaha look at me when I got drunk last weekend
>hahaha look at this girl I smashed last weekend
>hahaha look at my shitty vacation pics from last weekend
>hahaha look at my ugly kid and his ugly friends
>hahaha look at all the shit I bought last weekend
>hahaha look at my new car I bought on leverage

Corona was the best thing that happened in the history of mankind. I spend 1h per day doing actual work and don't have to listen to shit stories. I don't think I can ever go back in the office.

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>>25345399
Then be the change you want to see in the world.
It is literally that easy, if the world is beating you down then go against the grain and do what everyone says will never work or never make you successful. Every collective group think faggot here knows that if they go against the grain they lose the security that holds them in place but you get your freedom and you will succeed in whatever path you choose.
>>25345413
Faggots like this are poor in bank balance, mental health and experiences. Whole existence is determined by the fucking socks he pulls out of his wardrobe draws and the 7th alarm that tells him to wake and join the line ride.

>> No.25345506

>>25345438
that's precisously what these so called normie NPCs are doing. the main thing on their mind is, is it 5 o'clock yet? they don't want to be frens, they want to keep their noses clean, get a paycheck, and tend to the things that they actually care about.

>> No.25345533

>>25345506
Yeah, it sounds like op is the office asshole who harasses everyone trying to work and get done with it.

>> No.25345604

>>25345463
>pretending you know everything about a person you’ve never met or spoken too

Cringe

>> No.25345626

>>25345604
You're unironically the cringe one in this scenario my friend. Unironically trying to defend your character and playing the victim on an anon image board is super cringe redditpilled

>> No.25345642

>>25345185
>>25345203
Seething normoids

>> No.25345647

>>25345626
>he thinks i’m playing the victim when in reality i’m just calling him a faggot

Yikes

>> No.25345676

>>25345647
if you're here, you're queer

>> No.25345785

In my experience most normies are Sensor types in the MBTI, and extraverted. I'd even say J types are more common in the workplace than P types.

I'd say the majority of 4channers are INxx so you will see less of the above here, especially more N types here for sure

>>25345133
Based and personality pilled

>> No.25345808

>>25345785
Forgot to mention S types excel in the routine, tradition, security, etc.

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25345811

>>25345194

>> No.25345841

>>25345133
Accurate

>> No.25345873

>>25345242
That's because ignorance is happiness retard

>> No.25345918

>>25345808
Also the more you study jungian typology you will get that most normies have stronger cognitive functions in tribe over self, so its a constant herd validation mentality

>> No.25345939

>>25345785
what are the N types? Nigger types?

>> No.25345940

>>25344983
you can do this with anyone. its just math. try to generate low %s and you'll have more fun.
Dont retard too hard!

>> No.25345962

>>25345939
Intuition. I'd say dindu types lack foresight, so less introverted intuition in the cortex especially

>> No.25345965

>>25344983
Tell them you think about them when you masturbate.

>> No.25346161

>>25345647
>being passive aggressive
>being passive aggressive on an anonymous image board

>> No.25346183

>>25345811
>Let's guilt by association this post by adding a picture of a person who didn't win the genetic lottery.
>Let's bully Anonymous on an image board
And normies claim they are smart and have empathy...

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>>25344983
>be me
>christmas time with the in-laws, here in France
>talking about bitcoin with my GF
>yeah, bitcoin has been doing pretty damn well this year, I've made a decent bit of profit (I only have a small stack that I started buying in 2020 after my dad recommended me to do so)
>my girlfriend's father overhears me, and says that he lost money on bitcoin, and I should be careful
>tell him he should have held and he could have been a millionaire by now
He's a nice guy but talk about jelly hands

>> No.25346782

>>25345133
>if they think you're weak, a parasite, or a threat, they'll gang up on you to excise you.
imagine being this fucking pathetic that you are worried about being ousted from a social group

>> No.25346825

>>25345381
>If you weren't here prior to 2016 its too late for you, Mr.Cog.
What total bullshit

>> No.25346850

>>25346183
its all dunning-kruger in the end

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>>25345185
>>25345203
>>25345192
>>25345242
sell signal

>> No.25348665

>>25345383
kek

>> No.25349037

>>25346782
imagine not understanding in what world you live in at the moment.

Don't go out voicing your opinions too loud, you might just get hit by the poison you're under the impression does not exist.

>> No.25349291

>>25346782
>>25349037
You both have a point. When dealing with normies, one needs to play by their rules. But to care about the opinions of normies, never!

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>>25345242

>> No.25349398

small talk is just passing the time till it's 5o'clock

>> No.25349469

nobody is going to give their real opinion about anything at work, they simply just toe the politically correct line to not get fired. So conversations are going to seem 2 dimensional and dull

>> No.25349618

>>25344983
You are smarter than me op.
God bless you

>> No.25349668

>>25344983
They can too. They are just playing on levels you cant now comprehend

>> No.25349704

>>25344983
They don't like you enough but also they don't want to antagonise you

>> No.25349705

>>25345383
Lol

>> No.25349990

>>25344983
I have aspergers and i litterally do this with everyone i talk to, i hate meeting new people because i havent established dialogue responses for them because i dont know there personalities

>> No.25350374

>>25345242
>Happier than a pig in shit

>> No.25350415

>>25345383
>so there is a number

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25350459

>>25345299
>but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat of it you shall surely die

>> No.25350725

>>25345133
Wait a second, but autists are usual very predictable and not interesting at all. Every actual autist I've ever met was just some hyper focused retard
I would even say that they are more Npc than normies

>> No.25350773

>>25350725
I don't think everyone on 4chan is actually autistic. We're just losers who are very lost in our own heads in some capacity.

>> No.25350804

>>25345133
I dream of killing normalshits

>> No.25350854

>>25345448
This. Fuck normalshits.

>> No.25350932

>>25344983
hello fellow intp

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25351189

>>25344983
does anybody else have the experience with normies where they bring up the EXACT same topic of conversation every time you talk to them?

>> No.25351364

>>25350804
Seek help. Have sex

>> No.25351384

That's because they don't want to talk to you

>> No.25351412

Just tell them to buy Statera

>> No.25351414

>>25345785
Myers-briggs is corporate astrology. It doesn't hold up to any kind of scrutiny.

>> No.25351432

>>25350725
autists are definitely NOT predictable.

>> No.25351437

>>25351189
do you live in the south

>> No.25351467

>>25351437
how did you know?

>> No.25351508

>>25351467
I'm from the midwest and moved to the south. There's something up with how or what southerners talk about. they claim its hospitality but it's insincerity. I can't quite put my finger on it but for the past 2 years i've felt "alone"

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>>25351432
>dude trains lmao
They are very predictable. They are hyper focused morons with no penchant for anything else. They are always:
-guaranteed to be social failures
-guaranteed to have nothing to take about except that which is their current fancy/obsession
-guaranterd to live their lives in their little bubbles, completely clueless about the real world
This describes every single autist yo a tee. There is really nothing more one must know about them.
Very insufferable people.

>> No.25351799

>>25351508
yeah alot of the southern hospitality is just small talk imo. I've lived here all my life so I really don't have any other long term experience in other regions to base a comparison on. I know i personally treat people with a yank accent as outsiders though. I might try adopting a southern drawl if I were you. it might make people feel more comfortable with conversations deeper than small talk with you

>> No.25351856

Eh i play a normie role to normies sometimes whats the point of deep convo when you can just say "yeah its a nice day out im having a great morning" and move on.

>> No.25351859

>>25344983
- Thanks for being there for me you retards, I <3 you

The worst year of my life. Never been really happy, but this year could have been the death of me. I fear the next year.
And it was supposed to start out great. Landed a job in January with a gambling company for the big bucks, the first time my autism was seen as something to make money of off and not just a hinderance in retarded group dynamics. Somehow I managed to convince them of my usefulness in ripping of Normies of their hard earned cash.
China flu came and took with it all chance I had to go bigger then before.

Another side, which is my own fault, is love. There was this girl, I meet 4 years ago. Just writing about her brings tears to my eyes. I was so autistic I wrote a whole poetry book about how she made me feel, and I dedicated it to her. I used to talk with her every night over Discord about everything and no matter how harsh I was, she always found something in it to smile about. She made me laugh, made me feel better, less like the dirt I am. We had a falling out a year ago. We talked again when this started. Told her, how I really felt and I guess that was enough to send me into the desert...and to be honest, I can't say I didn't deserve it. I played with her heart kind off, was too much of a coward when we could have been a thing and now I am just holding onto the thought, because I have the feeling that they were the only good memories I had. The only ones, where I didn't have to be cautious at what I am saying.
I am not bad with women, they just never really interested me. And now that she blocked me every fabric of my body wants to just leave this earth. I know it is pathetic and laughable. I feel so immeasurable sad, but I am fighting a battle against nothing but myself and it won't leave me alone.
I haven't had a laugh that wasn't faked for the whole year outside of this website, which speaks a lot of me.
Sorry for losing my spaghetti, I need to right now.

>> No.25351915

>>25351508
its modernity imo, its more real with older folks but still fading.

>> No.25351961

>>25351859
No offense anon but you sound like a fag and this is from someone who knows heartbreak. You'd be surprised how when you find another girl they are all kind of the same. If this was your first love or something seriously dont waste time dwelling on it. You won't care when you find the next one.

>> No.25352012

>>25351859
what in the verbal diarrhea did I just read, pull yourself together pussy it’s just a stupid girl

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>>25351859
Hang in there fren. I've been there and I would whole heartedly recommend lifting and attempting to better yourself in every way possible. It'll get better, but it'll take a long time and a lot of effort

>> No.25352054

>>25346782
>imagine being this fucking pathetic that you are worried about being ousted from a social group
EVERY single human has this fear you retard. it is one of the deepest-seated instincts in our gay ass brains to ensure that we fit in with the pack so we arent left alone to die. your post screams double-digit IQ edgelord.

>> No.25352089

>>25351961
>>25352012
It is fine, dudes, call me whatever, call me out on being a massive pussy - I felt like a fag typing this shit out and I deserve every bit of scrutiny I can get. I just needed to vent really badly. And yeah I know this - I had found enough women to play with. It is not the point. I just never really connect with them above them finding ME interesting, not the other way around.

>> No.25352094

>>25351859
>Landed a job in January with a gambling company for the big bucks,
Tell me more, this is an area I've had a passing interest in

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>>25351717
Every day I see someone post autistic shit and it's always weird and completely out their. Complete opposite of predictable.

>> No.25352119

>>25345431
>he needed psychedelics to confront ego and metaphysics

No offense, but this isn't something I would brag about if I were you. Needed psychedelics (firmware hacks) to access spirituality is peak normie.

>> No.25352154

>>25352103
I'm not necessarily saying their weird fascinations are predictable, but their behavior tends to be very much predictable. They all act they same and are probably the least unique kind of people

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25352169

>>25346763
>talking about your crypto
dont do this

>> No.25352234

>>25352089
I know how you feel but tell me this what was really so interesting that one girl? Really. Open your mind I've dated girls from extreme sports athletes to prissy cunts and I've found one in between the extremes. Most bitches are npcs but some have cool and interesting things going for them. You just have to find them and being depressed is the strongest repellent. Im not trying to hurt your feelers just trying to save you some time.. Good luck.

>> No.25352258

>>25352154
Compared to what? Normies? No way.

>> No.25352262

>>25352094
>Tell me more, this is an area I've had a passing interest in

What do you want to know?
My job should have been to develop new games to get you to invest your last Pennie just to chase the dopamine. I even had an idea how to sell gambling machines, you can't gamble on for Rich Chinese retards (I speak it).
I obviously won't go too much into details - but if you want to know something about the industry; it is the most based one, if you are on the other side. From the experiences I had working in different positions, we regularly laugh about the addicts. Made some remarks during my interview and they interviewer lost his shit laughing.

>> No.25352423

>>25352262
Sounds interesting. One of my lecturers used to talk about his friend who went off to design models for online betting companies. I might do some research into this area

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>>25352234
>You just have to find them and being depressed is the strongest repellent. Im not trying to hurt your feelers just trying to save you some time.. Good luck.

I know freend. Good thing is I am attractive enough to just score blindly. I could be one of these homeless men, women actually take in to take care off. That is what it always runs out to though. They thinking they can fix or have to save me from myself or the vile words and ideas, I throw around. Was just different with her, as dumb as it sounds. Could have actually pictured us together...being old together, without me trying to avoid anything. Like she actually made me stronger before and wasn't just another hobby or time sink, I pursued.

>> No.25352580

>>25352423
>Sounds interesting. One of my lecturers used to talk about his friend who went off to design models for online betting companies. I might do some research into this area

If you are interested in a career that lets you travel, while you make good money and sell a dream to folks from all backgrounds of life, it is probably the best industry there is. You meet the Schizos and the Posers, the poor and the dreamers, autistic and unwashed. It is fun as fuck.

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>>25344983
That's how they think about you. I'm guessing they go into a conversation with (You) thinking "well I'm about to experience poorly veiled condescension and feigned interest, followed by him trying to show how happy he is, even though he is clearly a depressed narcissist"

They are wondering if you even realize how unfulfilled you seem.

>> No.25352656

>>25352154
>They all act they same and are probably the least unique kind of people
few people are unique in the grand scheme of things.
autists do not want to / or can not sell themselves thats all.

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>>25345785

>tfw weird ENTP
>love pushing normie buttons but know just where to stop so they don't totally shut down/stop talking to me.


OP is right though. It's bizarre to me how many people don't ever question their realities and happily play the game. It's fun to poke holes through the paper bags on their heads; just wide enough that they catch glimpses of the shit going on in the world, but not so much that they panic and disengage.

>> No.25352820

>>25352054
Wrong you fucking queer. If you take time to consider what a bunch of simpletons think of you, you're a retard.

>> No.25352978

>>25352054
Only women worry about not being liked by others because they have low self esteem compared to men, so they have to derive it from what they think others think about them.

>> No.25353040

>>25344983
Use your power to your financial advantage.

>> No.25353107

>>25345053
>get to know them better
Imagine befriending the average normie

>> No.25353154

>>25345340
>The real red pill is that in the end it's all about having happy live and being content.
>you can't change anything about the problems you see in the world
Go back to the shithole country you slithered out from you worthless excuse making turd.

>> No.25353223

>>25345185
Just what an NPC would say

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25353318

yet 80% of you are still npc compared to me, interesting

>> No.25353376

>>25345369
based and indifferencepilled

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25354663

pee pee poo poo

>> No.25354938

>>25345242
>thinks happiness is everything

>> No.25355113

>>25345133
and how do you manipulate normies?

>> No.25356003

>>25355113
idk give them fast food and stimulus checks
seems to be working so far

>> No.25356040

>>25344983
They might be responding to social pressure and only say very safe things, which comes out boring. They might then go online and be more honest and also complain about normies but you never know their true self