/biz/ - Business & Finance

Eternally grateful to UUUU boomer

fuck jannies
fuck trannies
fuck fakies
fuck bakies

Post yfw weekly update anon isn't uploading, but just trolling everyone to stay awake

I'm trying to go to bed Mr. Jones!

>>25343576

Kpop anon scares me

where the fuck is the update ayynon

About those 2000$

>>25343560
Wowowow. Qt dance. May I save this animu to my computer?

>>25343599
You know what's really funny... he bitches and whines about getting banned but removed my comment asking if he was the kpop schizo lol

>>25343614
thanks mich. you and rand were right all along.. fuck all the bills. love you like a friend. and you have an asian wife something i can maybe have one day.

>>25343614
he's too busy trying to avoid certifying the election to give out freebies

Don't mind me. Just gonna namefag in this corner.

PSTHbros are you ready to be on the groundfloor of the Subway acquisition?
WE EATIN' FRESH

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

give me your meme stocks to buy RIGHT NOW

>>25343390

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>>25343672
posts a seal calls himself texas? you from an aquarium or something? I don't mind you, but if you wanna name fag... I'm also BagholderExtraordinaire non-professionally.

Remember when the futures used to do stuff

First for SRAC

Just give us two days green for once. That’s all I ask. Thanks bogs.

>>25343695
Ok it’s getting old

I to have enjoyed coitus with trans females on occasion, now does that make me a homosexual? No, it means that I enjoy variety in my life. Can you imagine sampling the same buffet over and over? It gets boring. Variety is the spice of life after all.

Unprotected sex is the way to go.
There is a pill that prevents aids.

Hello, stuff from today.
>All those TSLA calls
The thing I like to see on this current list is the IWM puts (helps validate my current position), but of course they could just simply be hedges.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

>>25343712
we used to have a ton of resources in the op... regarding for-ex and all kinds of shit... some one might have nuked the drive or something... they fuck with the op all the time, but we could have multiple generals... i mean we are strong. we can do this.

>>25343717
Who is R. Michael Burns and why are you avatarfagging with him

ENPH is going to join S&P500 Jan 7. Is it going to get 30% like TSLA? It seems like nobody cares.

>>25343674
Where do rumors like this come from?
Part of me thinks you're just trying to meme it into reality.

>>25343708
But markets are closed right now. Buy TWNK.

>>25343734
arre you literally overseas? thanks wow.. no you're a liar and you should just think about what you just did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNl4GFNShrE

So many namefags, it’s like reddit around here

>>25343777
na.. i figured id stop in early in case i'm not around

>>25343664
If he had given freebies sooner trump might have actually won the election

I'm only awake waiting for fucking AJ to post god damn

>>25343796
You might fuck trannies, but happy new year to you too guy

>>25343784
Not too many.
>LCIguy
>Baggie
>CLF chad

>>25343784
hell ya bro.. lets talk about namefags all night and about how much cooler we are cause we aren't reddit.. thatd be so rad..

>>25343778
Nice one.
I'm going to be a multi-millionaire by the end of the year or dead.

>>25343816
i really don't know how this whole tranny thing even came up.. like literally.. i never even brought up the word tranny in that story.. probably just comfy and his sick fuck thoughts

>>25343821
i predicted this.

also anyone into shipping? i just bought BDRY

>>25343784
I think the only I don’t have filtered is 2scoops cause I think he’s funny sometimes. Majority around here trip for no reason and have never posted anything worth reading.

>>25343756
He's a cool author that i'm a fan of. That's the first thing on my desktop lol.

anybody see DDDX?? shits gunna be at a dollar in a couple weeks at this rate

>>25343816
>You might fuck trannies
Isn't that why everyone here was trying to get rich? I feel stupid now.

>>25343818
>3 namefags
>not too many

Why don’t gmefags buy chewy too if Ryan is the main reason they buy the stock

>>25343857
Okay Mr Burns

>>25343708
BNGO

>>25343879
Because we're not too smart.

>>25343879
CHWY doesn't have 140% short interest and Cohen left the company long ago, imagine buying INTC for Jim Keller

>>25343852
one word
VERTICAL FARMING

be sure what ever shipper you get aint transporting shit thats gunna be grown in a sky scrapper in center of city

>>25343768
Mature business with more than 1 billion revenue. Has a history of taking fast food franchises public with IPOs.
We give them consoomers the FOOT LONG

>>25343904
Why is short interest good

>>25343881
His literature is great lol check it out sometime.

ALPP

>>25343920
Shorts lose money when stock goes up. Shorts have to buy to close. Stock goes up. Shorts lose money. Shorts have to buy to close. Stock goes up. Shorts lose money. Shorts have to buy to close. Shorts lose money.

140% means there are more shares sold short than are available in the public float.

>>25343905
this guy is on acid.

Congrats AJ you are the only YouTubed that I get notifications for

rewatching old weekly update videos
>PLTR is going to $100 by January
lol

>>25343948
Fascinating

It's here!
***new /smg/ video update***
https://youtu.be/GA_jPS9Sauc

Just got about $300 in Christmas money. I don't care for explanations or logic I will download the robinhood app right now just tell me what to do to double my money

I would be rich if I found stocks in 2017. Every company I am interested in has mooned since then

>>25344015
Buy gamestop stock, unironically. GME. Don't ask questions, just buy.

>>25343920
not sure if trolling or just new
stocks with high short interest make a "short squeeze" possible
basically imagine that you are shorting a stock
the stock goes up (so you are losing money)
the only way to exit your position is to buy back the stock
so because the stock is going up, you had to buy it to exit your position (at a loss)
your buying drives the price up, so then someone else who also was short also has to buy shares to exit their position, as they are also losing money when the stock goes up
this creates a "squeeze" where all the shorts race to the door to buy to cover, and every buy to cover drives the price up further which increases the 'frenzy' of people wanting to buy and exit the position ASAP = short squeeze
even without a squeeze, absurdly high short interest in a company that is not going bankrupt creates a candle slow burn effect where over time shorts need to buy to exit their position, which helps drive the stock up

>>25343905
Goddamnit big5 what shitcoin are you promoting this week?

>>25344015
LKCO

>>25344027
I would be strong as fuck if I started lifting when I was 18

>>25343994
Fucking finally. I thought you died taking a shit or something. I was ready to call an ambulance.

>>25344033
It’s normal stock psychology that every person shorting the stock panics at the same time and sells?

>>25344032
Done

>>25343975
https://www.greenhousecanada.com/vertical-farming-modules-take-hyperlocal-to-new-heights/

>>25344015
LCI
GME
TACO

everyones gunna be on drugs playing video games at home getting fast food.. probably delivered from UBER

>>25344027
Find the stocks that were in that position in 2017 but now.

>>25344069
based

Is market open full or half day today?
>inb4 yes

>>25344078
I don’t see any. I see everyone with an iPhone in 2014, everyone wearing yeezy in 2016, everyone using photoshop and Adobe, everyone slowly starting using cashapp

Those fucking stock idiots told me I couldn’t beat warren buffet and I’d have to read for 18,000 hours to learn fucking FAGGOTS

>>25344086
Yes.

>>25344086
look it up,

>>25344065
Please refrain from rat posting. You are at a very high risk of being bonked.
>>25344071
>TACO
big5 what is fascinating about you is that you're a lazy trust fund bibby baby faggot, and despite you having money given to you, my portfolio still outperforms yours. Pathetic.

>>25343856
No one cares

>>25344100
next big things in market
encryption
3D printing
energy storage
data storage.
IOT

This is the last day of this year and I am just older and nothing much changed in my life. I mean, I worked this year, made above average salary from my work and next year I hope I can buy a house or a flat just to move out of my parents at 26 yrs (without having to mortgaging myself for next 90 years). I have a good coworkers, great bosses that for some reason like me and want me to date their daughter. They would even want to transfer the company to me. Like why? Why me, I am retard? I hate myself.
I like that girl, but I am just a loser, I always was - bullied, made fun of, great nickname (loser in my language). I am not sure whether the girl likes me. Childhood was bad from my classmates both in elementary and in highschool. I remember how I did not even go to clases in high school because I was worried I will get bullied again like always.
I am worried I will let down the girl, like I did 10 years ago to another girl.
I am slightly drunk, and I will be for this day of31st of december.

I love you, /smg/.

>>25344086
Half- day for bond markets. Otherwise it's a full day.

>>25344100
FCEL
MARA
LKCO
LAC

There you go.

>>25344138
I wonder if there’s anything in wireless tech. I noticed iphones and iPads are getting more and more futuristic looking and the wires are getting more dated and obscure looking. I think everything is making a big push to wireless everything

>>25344150
I make my investments purely off anything that doesn’t look autistic

>>25343711
Nope. Just an anon from a ranch. Nice to meet you anyhow.

>>25344175
Add CLDR to the list.

It’s not autistic if hedges are going balls deep in them

>>25344156
yeah.. we are going to be the wire

we are in the matrix.. we will be charging the devices that we are wearing in and on our skin

https://www.dbusiness.com/daily-news/msu-researchers-develop-stretchy-energy-storage-material-for-wearable-tech/

this reminds me of not being afraid....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5qqslX-hBc
so don't be scared buy, but i can't hate how much you hold evaporates... my new strategy will take 10 years to refine, especially gold and jnug, but If i had a second chance to do it over again. i'd marry one girl over all the others.. she had red hair... and uhh damn she was well shit she's honesty her parents were good as good can be... two daughters... her mother was younger than my mother... red heads with big tits... damn... she used to pass me notes. i sent her one back...

i never want you to speak to me again.

i sent that in 7th grade and through all through high school she would be in a circle of people discussing and if i was there she was silent until everything. she fucked like got knocked up 19 years old, but i went to school, she wasn't good in her grades... she obeyed orders and spit out kids, but didn't learn she was less than average... sad. intelligence doesn't matter... no it does. i mean i honestlyy have no reason to live, but my losses. they are why I... it's my pride.

>>25344194
That’s actually one i shilled here

>>25344175
>I make my investments purely off anything that doesn’t look autistic
Oh boy, welcome to 4chan

I have never been mentioned in a weekly update ayynon video

>>25343731
you should try real female pussy... they can't make them the same way, she'll suck your cock in and make you have to pew pew pew right to the uterous.

>TJ MAXX Sperg
Wowowow, he made the the list.
>RYCER doubters
Trent 1000 tongues my anus. The 747 Dreamliner killed more people than the holocaust. RYCEY is dicey.

>>25344175
Buy GME

>>25343821
As much as I dislike you, your dog pics are on point.

>>25344223
by suck cock i mean the pussy kinda pulsates around you and pulls it in to do the pew pew pew... i mean i've had sex a lot... it's uhh, natural reflex.

>>25344224
Oh ho ho. Post leads of Miko... you'll get mentioned.

I make my investments purely on intuition from looking at a candlestick graph for 30 seconds.

>>25344224
make more claims... i've dismissed your earlier case with prejudice.

Anyone know of a good python api for finance data?

i care less each day... and work harder for everybody I love.

>>25344230
I already did. Gaming is autistic but the gaming industry actually isn’t and it’s a huge fucking industry

>>25344256
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a name when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your name when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a name when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my best to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>>25344269
Ultimately no program can perfectly predict the future, just gamble, works for me.

>>25343994
Hilarious. Wish I'd watched this before I bought ALPP though.

>>25344252
Anything over 15 seconds is dedicated research. Do line go up or not?

>>25343614
give cheapies

>>25344269
usually apis aren't platform specific, don't you just query a url?
thinkorswim has one, I like their platform so you could go for that
https://developer.tdameritrade.com/account-access/apis

>>25344282
find shekels... i knew i didn't have it.. so i left it... but when i uhh fell in love with being a fucking kike... so im a jew.

>>25344100
Just buy psilocybin stocks

>>25344301
Can I rob you

>>25344301
>im a jew.
APOLOGIZE!

>>25344289
Mainly for keeping track and not so much predictions.

>>25344296
Cool, I will check it out.

>>25344139
>I love you, /smg/.
right back at ya, slick.

>PLTR

What the fuck happened? Is no news at all bad news?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NV0pnDtwHM
this reminds me of this thread.
/rgt/ /smg/ fucking hate it but im always here.

>>25344358

>>25344358
>What the fuck happened?
I bought 10k worth of the stock, causing the Bogdanoffs to dump the stock.

The smg weekly is up

>>25344329
sure... talk to me.. but listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NV0pnDtwHM

>>25344383
At what price

Word up, Yoshisaur Munchakoopas is my name
And I'mma tell you how I beat the IRS at their own game
I lied on my tax forms 'cause I just don't give a fuck
Now I'm practically swimming around in big bucks

I got 12 million dollars in my attic undeclared
And I got another million more right under my stairs
I do my business deals under cover of the night
So I can hide the cash away from Uncle Sam without a fight

I take advantage of every loophole, even ones that don't apply
It's been 20 years, still haven't been caught in a lie
I claimed Baby Mario as a dependent though he ain't my kid
And made up charity work I never even did

I must have cheated on my tax forms at least a hundred times
So many clever tricks I can't fit them all into rhymes
Yoshi is my name, money laundering is my game
And committing tax fraud is worth every single dime

I'm a tax dodging badass, I don't play by the rules
I make the government look like a bunch of damn fools
I keep 99 cents of every dollar that I make
Nothing makes me cum faster than a good old tax break

I hate paying taxes if there's anything I hate
I supported Ron Paul back in 2008
You might think it's unfair that I don't have to pay
But it's okay, because taxation is theft anyway

>>25344027
hindsight 2020. stop pouting

okay frens I'm gonna sleep now but before I do I wish to remind the class that the last time Ryan Cohen posted on Twitter (Dec 9) he bought a shit ton of shares within a week and pumped the price 30%

>>25344358
>What the fuck happened?
It listed at $10 and then ended the year up 150%.
>bad news?
You have a problem with 150%?
Normal people call this "good"
Did you by calls or something?

>>25344398
The top.

>>25344331
oy vey, im sorry... all i did was learn new york... then 9 11, you're putting in wrong feelings... i'm never going to be ashamed of being a jew.

>>25344358
the stream of good news contract deals dried up. indexes are losing/may have lost momentum. conditions for pumping aren't ideal. since it's a pumpy memey kinda hype stock, short term traders jump ship when the wind isn't blowing the correct way. it'll settle in to some kind of flat range somewhere unless they have more good news to report, or, indexes start popping again and stuff pumps for the hell of it again.

>>25344374
Is this based or cringe i cant tell

>>25344451

>>25344451
if you can't tell that it's based then you're a big gay faggot

>>25344404
yoshi... i literally don't care.. uhh too long didn't read maybe put a fucking song or something to it... no music man makes them themselves, give us a lick and uhh maybe you can parody shit forever.

>>25344404
I was just listening to this yesterday. Helps take my mind off my suicidal depression from my poor investments...

>>25344232
Why thank yas masta i sure doos try

you know you've never been to russia when you wonder why russian women look better than other women... retards who are less than 40 years old don't understand how many russian men lost their lives, and russian women literally need something soft and hard to scratch inside them to let them feel alive and a worth of anything... i get mad, but im heavy in semi condutors and bonds. ima come out happy, and before i say happy new year.... I want to send this one song off...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dguyGKl6oCg

>>25344015
buy KO

>>25344564

>>25344139
god what a fucking pussy, life aint easy more news at eleven.

>He hasnt bought soltec yet

>>25344596
why do i even come to this place

>>25344564
I want to thank you for the best call in /smg/ all time with GME... you should see this place it's lit like every fucking day, Happy new year.

>>25344645
you stole that image from me asshole...

>>25344645
to give shitty advice on what stonks to buy?

>>25344645
>>25344673
wait we found it from top page of reddit, cirqa 2016.. sat on it held it.. still reposting this shit smear.

>>25344660
congrats baggy im out of gme for a few days cuz im a fucking pussy and i lost all my money already and cant watch it sink further

>>25344660
i havent been in here for awhile.. last i was here though just about everyone was shit talking GME besides you and one other person.. i loaded the fuck up and been just selling calls... this thread is either full of retards or people pretending to be retards
>>25344660
possibly

>>25344619
Tell me about it.

>>25344645
you come here because you're a piece of shit.

>tripfag autism
That is nice. But check out MUH DUBS

>>25344696
probably gunna be some strong as fuck dip buys coming in on that ride

>>25344710
i mean.. you gotta really know who you are to be at piece... r-right?

>>25344710
>>25344720
>>25344730
>10
>20
>30

>>25344696
dude you're getting the trolls emulating you and recreating you... dude.. its 0338 im sorry for your loss.... all i can say is .... my keyboard on pc doesn't do korean so i'll use english... please don't kill yourself... keep yourself safe.. and uhh look forward to aarmin van buurin a state of trance 1000... i mean i remember him got to see 2 live shows... one show we had a guy in a wheel chair tried to crowd surf him, he fell out, i ran to medic tent got water and bandaids... they liked me, the sun was setting, and well our energy was trying to lift his wheel chair up... never had time to tell names or stuff,. just immediately working with injuries and i was carrying so much water i gave a bottle to a kid he looked at me like i just saved his life... probably on tons of drugs... i've got so much love for everybody.

>>25344128

>>25344803
you tried to crowd surf on a guy in a wheel chair?!?

>>25344803
they had a flatliner.. intense treatment... that night got bad... we had an abulence coming in as 10k people leave... blockades... i yell "what the fuck are you looking at help em out" and the three biggest dudes moved the barricades and helped the ambulence move... it was in miami, but sirens went and i hear people laughing i just shouted, then i danced on tables and got a free ride home.... i mean i just talked and stuff.. and uhh some one owned a car...

>>25343708
Everything looks late stage bull jump approaching incoming dip territory tbqhfamtbh

>>25343994
All right

>>25344128

>>25344837
yes and it didn't work.. look man im not saying being in a wheel chair is bad, but we tried, we lifted him too front heavy he fell out his wheel chair.

cunny

>>25344912
I killed this rat about five minutes after taking this photo by dropping a brick on its head. It died instantly.

>>25344837
he fell flat on his face, i ran to get stuff... look it was aarmin van buurnin godfather of trance... the number 1000 show is coming up. ima GO ON A NEW BEGINNING.

I SHOULD START A THREAD ON MUSIC WHY FERRY CORSTEN AND AARMIN CAN'T GET ALONG?

>>25344803
> I once tried to kill a guy in a wheelchair when I was high on drugs
> I got so much love for everybody

>>25344964
THAT'S NOT FUCKING TRUE!

>>25344964
i WISH I COULD TELL YOU ALL THE THINGS YOU DO AGAIN.

>>25344998
Baggie you really need to find a different outlet for these emotions when you are drunk.
I don't give a fuck if you drink yourself to death, but please stop doing it here.

everything green pre-market

>>25345044
probably better than him rambling like this to people he knows irl at least

>come to /biz/ for stock memes
>may be a spiffy new meme stock
>links to attention whore own YouTube channels
>"hilarious" reddit namefags
>same annoying ass reddit namefags sucking each other's dicks instead

We just wanted a place to talk about stocks.

This is why threads are dead past 3 pm desu

>>25345106
yea today's early morning thread is particularly gay for some reason

>BABA floundering for another day
>just cracked my average cost before dumping again
>cash isn't available yet after transferring more and selling nintendo

>>25345106
MIGOBI !

>>25345129
ur gay

>>25343674
I have PSTH and I tried googling news and info on the company and I found nothing. And it keeps going up for what seems to me no reason.

PSTHBro what do I make of this

>>25345106
Don't ever post miko again you fucking cocksucking faggot. Invest all of your money into RYCEY. Otherwise kill yourself. Bitcoin is worthless.

>>25345134
FAQ!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdN3P3yx7cY

>>25345106
I am just a humble meme merchant looking for the next big meme.
PSTH can't fill the void left behind Roblox

Come back to bed, anon.
Miko is waiting for you.

>>25343708
GTE

Wow baggies worse than usual

>>25343537
do i just buy alphabet and amazon and hold?
what bout gold mining stocks?

>>25345139
Eye popping rip or dive into the abyss based on the acquisition. Should be announced soon.

are u guys actually listening to BCRX fag this time and getting MNXXF?

>>25345141
>bitcoin
>worthless

anyone noticing an especially dead premarket?

>>25345243
>listening to people on /smg/
-EV play

>>25345243
i wonder what it feels like to have sex with a black woman

>>25345259
I've been with one. They don't smell very good, wouldn't recommend

>>25343994
>BABAfags BTFO'd
based

>>25345132
>selling Nintendo ever
NGMI

>>25345259
They ass be jiggly

Stop me from FOMO tesla

I'm about to go to bed so I want to say something.

Fuck niggers
Fuck chinks
Fuck canadians
Fuck sand niggers
Fuck Jews
Fuck normies
Fuck trannies
And lost importantly
Fuck jannies

>>25345342
Elon make many stocks. Stock go to Mars!
Do the needful.

I went to check the state of premarket and my power went out for a few seconds. This is terribly bearish. Premarket looks optimistic though. I don't like the new modems my isp uses. Always takes five+ minutes to get back online after a power cycle.

>>25345257
>anyone noticing an especially dead premarket?
It's half day before a long weekend. It'll be low volume even during market hours.

>>25343731
Are you Baggie?

>>25345421
its not a half day today, full disclosure

TLS pump incoming

>>25345473
what's the endgame price for this?

TITS LEGS SEX ENDS IN PREGNANCY

>>25345537
>SEX ENDS IN PREGNANCY
[Citation Needed]

>>25345309
it didn't boom the day after i bought it so its instantly garbage

Alibaba was going up for a while. Why wouldn't it keep going up

When are Faggie and LCIfag going to bed? You faggots are cancer.

>>25345600
you got CHINK'd

Any idea what's going on with JAMF? It was shilled here a couple of months back during IPO.

Buy The NET dip

>>25345472
Oh okay thanks. Power went out again for a full five minutes! Sell everything.

YOU EVER GET SO DRUNK YOU PROPOSE AND TELL THE BROAD TO PICK OUT HER RING AND STUFF WHILE SHE'S HALF A WORLD AWAY... I BET YOU ARE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO THINK GERMANY IS BAD... TAKE IT FROM A GUY WHO'S USING A PIECE OF SHIT... WW1 DESTROYED EUROPE ONE TIME... THEN AGAIN.... THE TRUTH IS REGULATIONS OF MINGING URANIUM.. TO KEEP IT MISHRA STANDARD... CAN YOU ADIQUITELY TELL ME WHERE WE ARE MINING URANIUM... LOOK I GET IT, OLD TIMERS LEFT STUFF ALL OVER THE WORLD, AND WHAT I HATE MORE THAN SEEING MY GF FROWN IS KNOWING WE'RE GOING BACK TO AFRICA.

Damnit today looks like itll be blood red for some reason. I was so close to hitting 50k too.

I've been thinking more and more of selling it all and just shoving it in bitcoin too.

>>25345472
any particular reason?

>>25345728
bogs are trying to stop you from being able to sell when market opens

Listen to me you cocksuckers, okay? RYCEY is going to be between eight to fifteen dollars exactly a year from now. I will make eight to fifteen times my money. All of you that think it's going to dip below a dollar never happening. So you can either get on the train or you can miss the train, because we're scraping bottom here. We're about to go, within two months we'll be at three. Within six months we'll be at five. Within eight months we'll be at eight, okay. Within twelve months we'll be at fifteen. So you can either get rich, or you can bitch and whine about how it's a dead company. So I, for one, would prefer to get rich, thank you very much.

goodmorning smg, still sleeping on baidu?

going all in on MNXXF all $100,000 i have

>>25345848
RYCEY toooooooo SPYCEY

>>25345879
>reviving the old TSLA pump and dump miner
Why

>>25345900
why not? tesla is big they can go big too!

What should i add to my burgerclap obesity index?

KO
MCD
TSN

>>25345848
>britbongs in charge of hightech engineering

I'll pass.

>>25345848
Sounds legit

>>25345243
MNXXF and COUV are going in my penny stock battery portfolio. If anyone got some more I'd like to hear them.

>>25346068
COUVshill here
I saw one other interesting one that has to do with battery tech, KULR but I haven't actually really looked into what they're about at all yet

>>25345910
They make no money and their whole business plan is just random green shit. They aren't really doing well.

I have a small position but i'm gonna add to it if they actually announce something.

>>25345930
Yum
Walmart

>>25345930

Dpz and sbux

>>25344252
Based

ENDR and PAI.V

Rich 2021-2022.

I have 100k shares of both. Pray for me argentina.

BCRX bros, do you think wgmi?

Buy AMD

>>25345930
LCI for the insulin... give them the sickness then give them the cure

>>25343994
>ALPP mentioned

kek, love this

Can't wait to get mad gains and then lose almost all of it in the last 30 minutes.

>>25345740
So what’s her ring size? How do we profit?

>>25345848
The only thing that matters is the dividend yield.

>>25345740
baggie please have some water and sober up or something. I really hope you didn't propose to your gook over text

>>25345136
I'm gay

>>25345740
Stop posting

https://youtu.be/GA_jPS9Sauc

/smg/ video update episode 10 new year edition

Who’s staying in tonight and getting dividends tomorrow?

>>25346171
YES

>>25344139
No one cares

Oh lawd oh lawd is blackberry on sale

>>25346670
I care. Happy new year /smg/

>>25345624
Oh I get it they're all white

>>25345600
>Alibaba was going up for a while. Why wouldn't it keep going up
Because the chicoms are likely to break up the company and suicide the CEO for what he said

>>25345143
Miko is so fucking cute I can't even fap to her and I'm a degenerate

>>25346670
>>25344139
I care

If a company issues stock/warrants as part of stock based compensation and the stock/warrants have a 4 month hold does this mean they can just dump on us after 4 months?

Another day, another BIDU day

>>25346710
https://japaneseasmr.com/4632/
Can you fap to this?

>>25346719
Yes

I had a dream where Cohen did another 13D
I'm buying more GME

I’m nervous for today. I feel that if UUUU doesn’t move today, it’s best to get out.

>>25344619
>Spanish companies
Just lol. And I'm from Spain. We don't invest seriously in our own country. We invest in USA for a reason.

>>25346710
>>25346732
Found the one that sounds more like the voice she currently uses, should be more clear that it's hear from this one even if you can't understand Nip
Happy fapping
https://files.catbox.moe/ecy8v8.mp3

>>25346767
Did you not see the tea leaves?

>>25344269
There's a shitty Yahoo finance one. It's pretty easy to make your own finviz scraper I use mine all the time. There's some free ones but you'll get limited to a few hundred requests a day. I think I used alphavantages free API key once, not bad.

>>25345740
Better post your wife's nudes now

>>25346781
>>25346732
Thank lord chinchin my japanese is so bad I can barely understand anything that's said. I still couldn't fap to it. Appreciate the effort you put though you sick fucks

>>25346798
So we can forget about that moon to $5?

>>25343537
>No mandela effect schizos in the thread

December 31, 2020: I am forgotten

>>25345259
If you are so horny that you can overcome the smellz go for it. I'd recommend latinas as they will fuck you, not the other way around. Also buy RYCEY or RR if you can't into US OTC markets

wish I shorted gbp when the borders closed

Anyone falling for the MNXXF shill should becareful. Financials seem wack to me with barely any money spent on operating/exploration and tons spent on stocks/warrants that are on hold until end of january. Not to mention atlantic Canada is a dumpster fire economically.

>>25346885
BUT WHO MOVED MADAGASCAR

>>25343537
I’m thinking of exiting all my positions for awhile to see how the market goes Q1... more or less waiting for economic downturn

Thoughts? There has to be a hard and fast correction on the horizon.

>>25346998
Markets will keep pumping until February.

>>25346972
They are going to have liquidity issues no doubt soon too. MNXXF shill you can go fuck yourself.

>A lot of companies are in a perfect dead cat bounce top waiting to be rugpulled.
Yes goy, stocks only go up! Buy more!

>>25347026
What’s happening February?

>>25347059
Rug pull in early February. Do with this info whatever you want.

>>25347085
I thought it's supposed to be the 6th
Is that a different rug pull

>no stock market tomorrow
Wtf

>'Yes, I bought and held stocks during the 2020's bulltrap and in 2021's top. How could you tell?

>>25347098
It is a different rug pull.
I have been warning anons since the start of the pandemic.
I told you that summer decrease in cases and deaths were programmed and that they would skyrocket in late autumn/early winter, and that mutations would start appearing just before the cold weather.
Expect another mutation soon and the collapse of hospitals in a lot of countries during the next month.

>>25347085
Thanks bro I trust you guys more than most people I know IRL

I’m going to look for green days to sell my positions. Then when everything dips I’m gonna go all in!

Hopefully Roblox IPO won’t be cucked like Dash and Abnb

will workhorse get the ups contract?

>>25347171
Yes

>>25347154
It is no coincidence that 4 mutations have appeared or have been public at the same time.
UK super contagious strain appearing in Europe and USA at the same time, Rio de Janeiro strain that might have jumped from another species (hello Brazilian bats?), an even more contagious strain from South Africa that has arrived to Europe...
Coronavirus is their tool and we are their sheep. Its their excuse to crash the economy. The Great Rug Pull will begin the Greatest Depression.

>>25346982
Jiffy peanut butter never existed and nobody ever said "Houston we have a problem"

What companies make schizophrenia drugs that are publicly traded / what should I be investing in in anticipation of the next timeline shift?

>>25347171

>>25347167
Don't panic sell your shares. Just be carefull and don't take too many risks, have your money ready. They have been playing with retails for months to make them feel safe even if stocks dip 20% in one day "because they recover in the same day or in a week" "printers go brrrr" (but that doesn't prevent the crashes like this week uh).

When the crash starts they will play with everyone's money, everyone will buy "the dip" but it will keep falling slowly until we reach march levels. Then, a lot of people will all-in and the real rug pull will take place.

That's how they make money. Nobody can buy the real crash if they already lost their money.

Depression this depression that, I say the economic demise of the normies is BULLISH

I’m gonna margin buy all these niggas liquidated shares in 2021 lets fucking go

Will the nasdump ever be good again or should I just sell my QLD position and try something else

>>25347295
Thanks for the advice, I’m not really losing money on any of my positions so I think I’m going to take profit this week or next.


You’re right, the hard part will be trying to identify the “bottom” of this coming event

buy ARCT now? or dead cat?

>>25347302
Literally everyone is investing in the stock market now. Options use has never been higher. Speculations like bitcoin and Tesla are ridiculously high. Worldwide economy is imploding and winter and mutations have barely started yet.
Expect massive bankruptcies in Q1 and Q2.

>>25347302
>I say the economic demise of the normies is BULLISH
Until they get in politics, win the house in a shithole like the Bronx and start complaining about how people throw money on the stock market instead of helping poor people and something needs to be done about it lel.

>>25347359
>t.retarded bear who missed the dip

>>25347361
the last time they tried to do an organized movement against wall street everyone forgot about it within a month or so

>>25347330
It's impossible to time the bottom. Just don't try to catch a falling knife. If you want to try to time the market do it with little quantities of money.
All those permabulls that have been investing less than 2 years and think that those gains are sustainable will get annihilated in the rug pull.

"Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

>>25347386
I'm up 140% this year even after getting burned in march and wasting money in some penny stocks play.

>>25347397
Ehm sweetie it only failed because it wasn't diverse enough

I just went all in on Tesla. What should i expect from here?

>>25347453
You can expect the line to go up

Clown world, clown rules

>>25347453

To be crying in a couple of months

>>25347453
OOOOOOOOOOOOs and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs

but be wary of the big AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>25347426
And if someone seriously believes that being up 140% one year is completely normal, they deserve to get rug pulled. It's an obvious bull trap.

"Investors learned that doubling their money in one year didn't matter if they lost 50% during the next year"

>>25347207
Anon the Great Depression is already here it’s just happening in real terms not nominal money so the plebs can’t tell

The issue is once the spread between the haves and have nots gets to large, the nots take it back violently. Right now we’re in the “the government will fix it by taxing the rich and giving us more gibs” stage.

What retards don’t know is gov. Monetary policy is what caused the spread to begin with. These tech/real estate guys aren’t smarter than anyone they just got positioned on the right side of the powel brrrrr machine.

>>25347471
Help a newfag when should i pull. Im so scared

>>25347501
Brainlet take. The plebs don't stage revolutions, the elites do.

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*ahem*

BUY GME

we've made it

>>25347359
This, though the "muh mutations" narrative is retarded at best but it doesn't matter because normies are going to eat whatever shit the media feeds them. No sense in trying to time the drop, just be ready to be greedy when everything is dirt cheap. Think back to March and how deliciously underpriced everything was. Start doing your research now.

>>25347574
no

>>25347402
>>25347488
Thanks for the advice, I’m up like 100% and finally broke six figures so I’m going to exit all of my positions ASAP. I’m a new investor and don’t pretend to have any fucking clue what’s going on

Ideally I’d like to wait until seeing how badly things crash, hopefully use that time to do DD and some more lurking on here to see what’s worth buying into when the dust settles

>>25343719
What did you get in at my child?

>>25347574
based

t. gme since 7.40

>>25347558
Of course they don’t, but they get a nice “push” once they are properly positioned behind them.

Why do you think chase, mass mutual, etc etc are now buying Bitcoin?

>>25343719
why didn't you sell yesterday like eveyrone else

>>25347615
>t. gme since 7.40

GME since <$3.4, AMA

>>25347618
Why

what are your goals for the next year?

Mine:
- 120.000 k in stocks
- 30.000 k in crypto
- No drugs/alcohol till July
- 1 hour workout a day
- read 1 book a month

JVA

>>25347646
When do u plan on exiting?
After Q4 earnings is my plan but maybe I'm a retard.

>>25347652
Based

Mines to stop being fat. I’ve got great genetics but I’m a piece of shit and eat junk food when I’m stressed out so I’m wasting any potential of looking good

>$ lose value
>Silver and gold stocks rise
Really makes you think huh

>>25347646
same...

whats your exit strategy? I've been selling some calls..but will not leave the trade until shorts cover till atleast under 50% short interest

Maybe, instead of investing in a US bank, I'll invest in HSBC.... hmm..... it is cheap right now....

Decisions decisions

>>25347652
mine are

get a 20k net worth
1 hour exercise
book a week
eat more
way less time on devices
make 10 films

>>25347697
What’s the short interest currently at?

Jesus, forgot to cancel a trade on futures and was down $320. Don't trade while drinking

>>25347652
>nofap for at least January, longer if I can manage
>become at least N2, currently N3
>make at least enough on stonks to continue being a worthless NEET that contributes nothing to society
>managed to quit alcohol/cigs this year, but have kind've replaced them with junk food, quit junk food next year

>>25347652
my goal for this year is fucking break the stupid PDT rule so 25k.

>>25347717
over 100

>>25347719
Proud of you for kicking the nic anon, that's not easy to do.

RYCEY RYCEY

alright biz what are we buying today?

>>25347719
Congrats on your kicking the habit anon, been clean on nic for a year and 1 month now, and a month clean on weed

>>25347787
have "quit" for a few weeks or a month or two at a time before but yea, haven't touched it since February, at this point it's been long enough that I don't feel cravings anymore so as long as I don't fall for the 'just this once' trap mentality I think I'm done with them for good this time

>>25347652
>No alcohol, no drugs
>Eat out 1 time a week maximum
>$50k portfolio (maybe >$100k depending on EOY bonus)
>Read a book a week
>Coffee no more than 3 times a week
>Swim 5 hours every week

/biz/ going to be living like kings in 2021

>>25347664
>>25347697

I started slowly getting out starting at $10. I like GME but I can't justify why it's skyrocketing like this so I'm cautiously starting to sell. Still have over 70% of my original position though, and I'm planning on continuing to shed that until short ratio is less than 5 days and that's my trigger to dump. The shorts aren't wrong that the price is quite unjustifiable at this level, they're just not playing a smart strategy (in my opinion) by paying exorbitant rebates when the short interest is 130% float and the ratio is almost a week. The battle isn't over whether GME is a good company or not, it's over whether the bulls can outlast the bears or vice versa and I don't want to be in the crossfire. Very happy with a 5-bagger anyways

>>25347717
130% float, 6.9 days to cover

>>25347868
I got in at 12 and starting to think it might be a good idea to trim soon. Seems a lot of the price jump is based on speculation about Cohen rather than the actual company. I’ve been burnt by the stock too many times to not take some profits.

>>25347868
the thing is... shorts are going to be having a long battle with GME.. they'll be paying interest on their shares and bulls have taken control.. I don't think the bulls will liquidate all at once... i don't think GME has hit it's peak.. and once it does i think it'll have a steady down trend due to big money unloading positions via options... big money is thinking years ahead.. not days.. new consoles coming into play is good news for gamestop.. even if some people do buy stuff online.. others still go to gamestop.. they have an ok business model.. they have trimmed the fat and also bought back shares... if anything.. i see the sells boosting over the course of a year after console release..

>>25347974
>they'll be paying interest on their shares
It annoys me that they have infinite money to throw on GME I know that its not good for the company long term to have the squeeze instantly instead of a slow melt up for months but I cant help it I want my SQUEEZE NOW

>>25346972
>>25347031
Why do you think this? I'm going to buy MNXXF probably today

I FUCKING HATE EAR INFECTIONS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAASSASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>25348074
>>25348074
>>25348074
>>25348074
>>25348074
>>25348074
NEW THREAD, GET IN THERE

>>25347974
>>25348029
Nobody is shorting the shares. Melvin bought puts, so don't expect some kind of big pump when they liquidate their positions or the options expire.

>>25346586
Bill Ackman is not behind Herbalife mr rocker, he lost over a billion shorting it. Carl Icahn backed Herbalife in the great autismo billionaire battles.

>>25348129
What if the real shorts were the friends we made along the way?

>>25347679
Replace junk food with celery sticks and cucumber slices. If you need crunch buy a bag of plain, unsweetened granola. If you absolutely need sweets FiberOne makes these tasty little lemon bars and strawberry cheesecake bars. They are relatively low in fat.
Buy a pair of 25lb dumbbells and lift them in different ways. Do prison pushups (down, up, left knee-to-chest, down, up, right knee-to-chest) and various ab exercises (planks, six-inches, ankle taps, etc). Sixty to 120 secs of air squats at a time. Make it a twenty to thirty minute workout, add some light jogging twice a week. Chicken, tuna, beef, etc for dinner, pasta no more than once or twice a week. Light dairy, plenty of green veggies. Tomatoes are your friend.
>t. lost 30 lbs in 2020, feeling great