/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25336643
Stare at them quietly whenever they disagree with you, then roll your eyes and walk away.

>fake Amex black card
>forging a paystub and "dropping it"

>>25336643
scratch your balls and sniff them while they talk to you

>having co-workers
>dominance
Dumb slave

>>25336643
always walk around with bunch of hoes by your side

>>25336729
Holy fuck that is some high quality feminine behavior. The other receptionists are gonna be so mad at you for that one.

>>25336643
You get off sexually by asserting dominance over strangers? You know it makes some people violently angry when that happens to them.

I beat my boss into a coma with a club any time he tries to pretend he can order me around

>>25336643
You mustn’t be driving a nice new car, and wearing clean pressed suits to work on the reg. That’s the old school way to do so, but my question for you is. Why do you want to do this?

Hypebeast clothing and tailor made suits

>>25336837
>not bitch about and argue
>feminine
you're quite the social chad, aren't you

>>25336889
This. I am a wagie in the cagie and always try to get along with as many co-workers as possible.
Kinda comfy actually. Sure some are retards, but that's ok. Show a retard some kindess and they'll have your back.

>>25336643
shit on their desk

Literally make a funny joke that everyone laughs at and then refrain from laughing when someone else makes one

>>25336730
Damn House was a fun show

>>25337019
If you can't tell that rolling your eyes and using the silent treatment isn't feminine you have problems.
You might not be arguing, but you're definitely bitching about

>>25336643
to men: tell them they will never be loved by anyone
to women: say "quiet, fat girl" whenever they speak

Try being the best in the room. Go from there.

>>25337094
>say "quiet, fat girl" whenever they speak

Im going to start using this.

>>25336643
tell em you're into altcoins

>>25337082
This

>>25336643
tik tok should be banned

isolate one of your co-workers in a remote area like an elevator then just randomly start screaming. Walk away like nothing happened and when they confront your vehemently deny it.

it's not very subtle but it's very effective.

>>25336643
When one of your co-workers is in the washroom taking a piss, use the urinal next to him and take a bigger, louder and more powerful piss.

>>25336729
passive aggressive behavior is for women and faggots, don't do that

>>25337314
How do I do this if we WFH?

>>25337448
Take your zoom call into the bathroom with you

>>25337301
I was pleasantly surprised that this didn't become what I was expecting

poop your pants and make everyone smell it all day

>>25337520
I actually did this once

Flash your PP

>>25337034
Yeah no fuck that, I’m so glad I don’t have to associate with many people at my wage slave job. Idk what you’re doing now, but a trade is honestly gonna pay the best money without a college degree, if you can stand working in the cold and hot weather. Almost an electrician journeyman, get a nice big pay raise when that happens. Cant wait.

>>25337034
Forgot to say, haha got on rambling. I absofuckinglutely hate retards. They seem to annoy the fuck out of me with their dumb questions and habits. I’m no saint, nowhere near one, but I have common sense, and that’s pretty much dead when it comes to normies these days.

>What's the best way to do a subtle flex in front of your co-workers to assert dominance in the hierarchy?

>Be happy
>Have no need to keep up with the jones
>Have no debt

>>25336643
how much xrp for a big titty chinese gf?

>>25337520
There are people out there who really do this. Otherwise how do you explain people who smell like shit all the time?

>>25337301
based
will actually try this
need to ensure the others dont hear the screaming

>>25337973
I work as fodder in private security. I handle everything from accrediting and granting access to areas and checking cars for bombs.
Getting along with my co-workers helps with surviving boring hours and raging druggies.

It fucking sucks, but I'm good at it.

By not caring about what they think

Run over their dog in your Ferrari

>>25336643
>open blockfolio
>laugh histerically infront of them
>when they ask show them your portfolio
>when they ask say something like
"oh right you guys don't invest in cryptos"

>>25336729
My current place would fire me. The manager, a woman, is a control freak while pretending everyones happy and that the place is great (its not but shes brainwashed the employees and you can tell theyre coping when you read through the very obvious lines). Also a lot of work for low pay. Am considering quitting already.

>>25337034
>Show a retard some kindess and they'll have your back.
What!? Most coworkers would talk behind my back.

>>25337301

Fire your manager.

>>25337094
>to women: say "quiet, fat girl" whenever they speak
Shed fire me, the manager is an old fat unmarried rich woman who still doesnt retire, probably likes the sense of power she gets.

>>25336643
by becoming a rich neet

>>25337939
How do i get into this i hate my office job full of lots of time sensitive work with low pay and slap in the face "be friends, donate to work, come to unpaid work functions, and never have a bad attitude"

>>25336643
Drive a supercar to work and then don't say anything about it or acknowledge any questions about it.

>>25338187
How do i display this? Ive been in several circumstances where if i answered truthfully id be flexing on them and likely getting a chat with the manger for having a "bad attitude"