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House plants are neat.

Watching them grow over time is so fulfilling.

>>25319413
nice

>>25319413
red pill me OP. I'm thinking about plants that will purify air and/or dehumidify - are there any that don't need sunlight?

they're cool. how can i profit from them tho

>>25319413
they attract BUGS

tastefully based

wholesome thread. Can I have an ID on the plants?

>>25320262
mix the soil with diatomaceous earth and top with sand to kill any fungus gnats.

are there fuckable plants?

>>25319413
wtfwt painting in the back

>>25320331
unironically a pleasant composition and enhancement to the place

Grazie, The big one is a Persian Lime tree, just beginning to fruit now.

All plants are fuckable, it just depends on how dedicated you are.

>>25320331
>>25320368
Thought it was cy twombly for a sec

>>25319413
10/10 WOULD BREATHE

>>25320243
Peace lillies
one of the best air purifiers, just need water about once a week. no direct sunlight. can live off of artificial light
little white flower smells great

just remember to wipe the leaves off with a wet paper towel once they get dusty. if you don't do that the plant suffocates

>>25319413
what kind of soil do u use
my mom gave me some succulents but they are dying cause i need to repot them

>>25320643

My soil is pretty basic. I just use the miracle grow succulent bag.

What's going on with your succulents? Are you sure you're not just over watering them?

>>25319413
please show me more of your house
its so fucking cozy and inspiring

>>25320725
more like underwater cause i forget about them for months at a time
but they have gotten too big for the pots they are in so i need to move them. thanks, didnt know they had a succulent specific miracle grow, ill check that out

>>25320476
>>25320331
>>25320368

I wish but also, not so far off from Cy. It's a really beautiful piece. You'd definitely be surprised at who painted it. The painting is especially special to me as it was a surprise gift, hand delivered to me (I live in the middle of nowhere), on Christmas Eve.

>>25320766
seconded. Looks like the comfy modest dream anon. Also gimme the fucking plants ID please

>>25319413
i actually really enjoy plants
im just really bad at keeping them alive
they always end up getting yellow or brown tips and it pisses me off ALOT
i cant figure out the personal sun/water ratio to each plant. so i only have a few... otherwise id have a plant room too.
maybe when i figure out a good rule to keep them deep green ill get more.

>>25319413
Want too but they always bring bugs

>>25320533
checked. thank you anon

>>25321210

It's not like the bring roaches. Sometimes they get bugs. When they do you treat them. Its part of helping them grow and thrive.

>>25319413
Yees. Plantz r nicee.

>>25321036
did my best

>>25319413
/r/trees amirite>? xD

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>>25319413
I have like 200 succulents. Pic related is a greenovia dodrantalis I grew from seed since February.

>>25322299
checked
>from seed
seedanon what is your portfolio OF COINS

>>25319413
Beautiful space anon, but that painting is just atrocious

>>25320643
Succulents like it dry, if you're gonna repot them make sure their roots dried off before putting them into a new pot, only water when their leaves shrivel a little.

>>25319413
Have you tried planting garloids in the house? I found that their grow better in sunlight. Your house seems like the perfect place for them

My backyard. (Coconut grove, FL)

>>25319413
what kind of glownigger chiffre is this thread again

>>25322390
plant guy here. wtf is a garloid

>>25322312
I don't own any coins. There's only one asset in the world worth putting money in and its a meme token related to OPs pic. If you know you know.

Plants are dumb they just sit there

>>25322437
They're hard to describe. Guess a crossbreed of mushroom, garlic, and some other shit. All I know is that they are neat and unique

>>25322594
What is this monstrosity, really. Is is a dismembered tranny dong or something

>>25319413
how can I profit from them?

>>25321755
thank you!

>>25319413
Yes. Plants are beautiful.
Also I like aquatic plants

This is half from the summer, too lazy to take a good pic plus they are struggling indoors in our cold/dry winter

>>25322688
>grow plant
>sell plant

>>25319413
based picture based room
yes I think this is a based thread

>>25321755
Thank you, will invest.

>>25322346
painting is good, you lack cognitive ability to appreciate form.

>>25322299
Have any Peyote? Or San Pedro cactus?

>>25324188
Hahaha I just realized what that painting is, also checked

>>25319413
yes I have a collection of houseplants and also carnivorous plants too

>>25319413
I like plants, you have a nice room anon. Not pictured are two Yuzu citrus trees.

This is honestly the best thread on /biz/. It’s nice to see that /biz/ has a heart for something that’s good for everyone.

that room looks beautiful anon

>>25325062
was thinking the same thing fren.

enjoy one of my venus flytraps

Yes I plan on growing flats of micro greens and selling them or at worst just having tons of dank salads

>>25324685
You should really look into getting glazed pottery. Unless you like the look of standard clay or you think glaze is expensive (it’s really not). >>25324685

>>25324365
Hello Albuquerque anon.

>>25325645
No anon, I like the raw terracotta look, it also lets the roots breathe a little, glazes are like a seal.

yes i like to fuck my plants and shower them with semen everyday

I like Cliffs

Has anyone grown produce from grocery store seeds? Ive grown a ton of lemons, limes, and dates from seed and haven’t noticed any serious difference between my fruit (still have to wait 5’ish years on the dates) and the original produce. Are farmers and grocers just trying to scare people off of people growing their own stuff?

>>25319413
Fuck lambos, im getting house full of exotic plants

>>25325816
Interesting, never heard about the breathing thing. Maybe that’s why my okra are dying.

>>25319413
this sir is the most comfy and based picture on biz ever

>>25326015
Citrus a famously easy to grow if you live in the right climate. But yes, limes at the store are a joke. Grow your own.

>>25326015
Dates are not true to seed, and the same goes for many varieties of fruit. You can get lucky with the genetics of your seed, but it's highly likely that your plant is not going to come out like the fruit you got it from.

>>25326183
Entirely possible. Root rot is a big issue with plants, and with glazed pots I imagine the problems of bad drainage compound on each other. You should put a few stones over the holes in your pot so that they dont get clogged by your soil

>>25326036
My wife and I have a goal which is to have a very minimalist house with big glass panels to let light enter our house and have a lot of tropical fruit trees and outside we own a few acres with permaculture food forest, sheep, goats and stuff. And we will have cute little children and hopefully some sweet neighbours.

>>25319413
is this real art or a shop?
if it's real all of my keks to you based anon

>>25319413
>Piano and plants
Literally my room right now.

>>25322680
Dat be a Garloid nigga, you neva see one befo?

>>25320331
It's literally scribbles you pseuds lmao

>>25326590
Are you me?

>>25319413
Very nice. Good for the air and give off good energies plus looks nice. Plants are great

>>25319413
love em
have some interesting ones like Parthenocissus Amazonica and Teddybear Vines but most of them are common houseplants, like Monsteras, Ficcus Elasticas, Aloes, Sansevieria, etc.

>>25319413
Yes. I have 8 houseplants

Seedanon here, I'll probably have the craziest collection of succulents ever in the future. Pic is euphorbia horrida

>>25329693
More plants pic.

>>25329039
>painting is good, you lack cognitive ability to appreciate form.

see >>25324506

I don’t even smoke weed anymore but I still live growing it

I want to be a plantchad. I always forget to water them tho.

>>25329985
>>25329693
>>25329107
based anons. We are all gonna make it

>>25329039
>psueds
>can't into fine art

>Bomp

>>25319413
If my bedroom was bigger, I'd put in a moss ball aquarium,