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Meet Sasa, she's a API3 dev and co-wrote the whitepaper. Oh, and she's also cute as fuck.

Guess what? Fat burger munching autistic faggot Sergey has bought exclusive rights to the EtherPunk 2021 hackathon for oracle providers so Sasa can't go anymore. All I wanted was to get a passing sniff of her glorious ginger hair to savour to myself but Sergey has ruined that and now Sergey must pay. Some of you are alright, do NOT, I repeat do NOT go to EtherPunk 2021

>> No.25297291

Putting in another 6k fiat to buy this dip. A $10 coin.

>> No.25297332
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>>25297237
A girl.... AND a dev? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! AROOOOOOOOGA! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

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>>25297332
This is what they took from you

>> No.25297433

>>25297396
She is now the princess Leia to Sergey's Jabba the Hutt. The man really is a living God

>> No.25297463

>>25297237
is "she" a trap?

>> No.25297492

>>25297237
>>25297396
This is the most beautiful person I have ever seen. Holy fuck man

>> No.25297582

>>25297492
API3 female - Slav tradwife genius
Chainlink "female" - Ugly chink CCP operative

>> No.25298143

Guess what, the people behind API 3 failed hard with their CLC group ico and now try again.

>> No.25298237

>>25297237
Omg No!!! dont talk about this "scam" coin, is only allow link and gnt!

>> No.25298278

>>25297433
kek someone shop this

>> No.25298286

>>25297582
On point anon

>> No.25298292

>>25297492
lol you must close your eyes alot

>> No.25298303

>>25297492
go outside faggot

>> No.25298305

APU2 TRIES TO CURRY FLAVOR AS IT SCAMS YOU

>> No.25298337

>>25297237
That's a man.

>> No.25298343

>>25297237
>meet holes
>holes is a "dev"
fuck off retarded nigger

>> No.25298371

>>25297237
Meet who gives a fuck. Get off my board, simp

>> No.25298449

>>25297237
People — including some of the biggest 'clients' Chainlink has — are getting fucking SICK and TIRED of the decentralized theater.
"Decentralized network" then how do you justify sleazy cefi business practices?
https://twitter.com/kaiynne/status/1344078646231764995

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>>25297396
JUST DROPPED 300K ON API3 WTF

>> No.25298657

>>25298449
And hey, while we're at it: you know who else operates a centralized company that signs contracts, ruthlessly competes, and has access to a vast treasury of tokens that they endlessly dump on holders/hand out freely to users?

>> No.25298692

>>25298449
Oh, so that's why Chris Burniske hates Chainlink, he's an API3 investor.

>> No.25298717

>>25298303
Fuck off incel
I would pay her

>> No.25298792

>>25298717
ow much you pay for the luvlee wimmins?

>> No.25299036

>>25297237
Good evening, dear biztards, thanks for having my back :)

>> No.25299050

>>25297396
Moar

>> No.25299094

>>25298717
>female insult
>simping
you need to stop simping and taking estrogen immediately or else just kys niggerfag

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>>25297237
>she

>> No.25299292

>>25297237
excuse me sweetie, there's only one female I would ever trust with my moniez

>> No.25299349

The fuck is API3? Been away.

>> No.25299350

>>25299292
Stop it David, she doesn't love you, also she is a swiss man

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>>25299350
but anon, lisa su does love me. this api tranny could tongue my anus though