/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for Melissa Lee's butthole

>>25240871
CLF is making me rich bitch! Thanks CLFag! Been listening since the beginning

Raytheon now or later?

bump limits should be like... 500

I'm all cash right now and looking to reenter. Today's a good day to do it? I'll probably wait midday and see how things are looking.

I'm gonna end up buying PLTR again today aren't I

>>25240871
I want some uranium glass.

>>25240909
this

>>25240907
CLFtranny is gone you're all alone now.

I'm certain I've missed the UUUU boat for now. I will not be convinced to FOMO in, but I'll have to just watch for a pullback or for us to find something else. At least I have my $17 4/16 VALE call ;^)

>>25240929
No way dude it's gonna moon today! Big news today! PLTR

Daily reminder you have been getting told about UUUU for 2 months now

>>25240948
>>25240909
buy NOC up to $360
>inb4 why
just do it. i'm not explaining shit to you niggers.

>>25240907
Yea I'm glad I listened to him too but as soon as I sell my Feb calls sometime this next month I'm done with it
I'm a UU~UU~fag now

>>25240926
the market is pyramid scheme
if you enter today you're going to get fucked
if you enter a year from now you're going to get fucked
but if you can hold long enough, eventually enough new money will enter and you'll start seeing stable green

>>25240985
Based. Holding 2000 shares and not selling for less than 238€ per share

>The weak shall fear the coomer

>>25240985
>Daily reminder you have been getting told about UUUU for 2 months now
You merely adopted the UUUU. I was namefagged into it.

i have a watchlist of over 100 stocks and the only two that are green right now are BABA and ZM

>>25241042
do you mean "aren't"

>>25241042
That's a shitty fucking list anon

CUNNY

>>25240996
Would that make you feel good? If some clueless nigger asked, why do I buy NOC?
>northrop about to rain brimstone on the world...fuck, is that what God did? Called in a tactical drone strike?

>>25240978
I was waiting for $25 again :(

UUUU bros what the fuck is going on???? I just woke up and saw pre market is up 10%

>>25241075
YES!

>>25241091
people spending their christmas money

>>25241091
ITS UP TO 4.70 WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>25240996
????

>>25241091
OH NO NO NO IT WAS UP 20% 2 HOURS AGO IT'S OVER

>Goldman upgrades Q1 GDP est from 3.0% to 5.0% on passing of stimulus deal
Pffff

>>25241106
Ah, yes, all the Uranium gift certificates.

>>25240146
The most retarded take. Tranny aside, CLF is basically a better-managed version of X. If you think the US steel industry is a good investment then CLF is a good stock. The only negative trait of CLF is the volatility inherent to any commodity stock

>>25241082
Just kidding, PLTR is bagholding at its finest. It's a do nothing stock slightly above a SPAC. Do yourself a favor, take profit and reinvest, it's not gonna pump again til after at least an ER. I never touch the shit, I think it's a giant flop. What do I know though I'm about to be 1000% since April on TUP, GME, CLF

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ITS UP
ITS ALL UP
EVERY FUCKING GREEN LINE IS GOING UP
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

>>25241128
>Goldman upgrades
Bearish.

>>25241117
>/smg/ - buy high sell low general

>>25241091
UU-UU

>>25241136
>he didn't get one

>>25241140
Thank you!

FANG

>>25241140
That said if there is the usual 100 days "let's talk about infrastructure bills" meme than X will swing harder. There is something about that ticker that speaks to boomers. It'd be a pure swing play because holy fuck is it also boomer managed.

What are some stocks?

COOMCITY

>>25241136
Serious question for all the fUUUUgots here. Are any of you idiots buying the warrants or just the shares?

can anyone explane to my child like brain why uuuu is flying up while making loss every quarter?

>>25241210
Scotts Miracle Gro
Coffee Holdings
Chinese Recycling Energy
Senmiao Technologies
Hyliion

>>25241232
I'm gonna be honest and admit that despite being in this thread for about 4 months now I still have no idea what the fuck a warrant is

>>25241201
Fucking hell you guys are stupid.
>this stock speaks to a class of people. Furthermore it moves independently of it's performance and management.

>>25241232
I don't have much capital rn but most of options are up over 50% from the last jump. Prolly be printing for the treasury once the market opens

How do you take your wagie fuel /biz/?

Why didn't you invest in Mara anon's?

Why do you hate money?

Anons always neglect and abuse stocks until they grow up and become pretty. Fuck bandwagoners

>UUUU calls almost ITM
>CLF calls ITM
I wish my UEC calls would go ITM. Well, I bought 20 of them at .05 each so I wasn't really expecting much, but still.

>>25241276
injection

>>25241276
got my coffee and im on zoom gettinng paid...this is weird.

Gentlemen

>>25241256
>chimk shill

>>25241276
weak and watered down, then add a lot of milk and no sugar

PLTR will dump today, right?

>he bought OPTI before Dec 31st

GMI

>>25241280
I BELIEVED BTC WAS GONNA CRASH AGAIN LIKE '18 I'M SORRY CRYPTOCHADS I KNEEL PLEASE MAKE IT STOP ALREADY I KNEEL ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>25241314
My dubs say otherwise

>>25241267
Well, maybe I'll tell you. Also, investopedia ya fucking mong.>>25241275
I don't know how call price compares to warrant price but I do know that the warrants are the furthest expiration you can get. Also, warrants are basically calls but you get them directly from the company. Furthermore, they will increase the number of shares in existence. Let that rattle around in your head and weigh risk reward

GHIV SPI OAC
;)

>>25241304
The future of energy.

>>25241276
Enema.

>>25241276
I use a french press. Four tbsp of coffee grounds and some hot water gives about three cups of coffee, which is when I stop for the day. If I'm not feeling it, I'll put some in a thermos and drink the rest the following day. I only drink it black.

just buy lite coin kek

>>25241151
this low IQ take made me feel like a genius for holding PLTR: Thanks for confirmation, anon

>>25241291
>One of my stocks is in the money, the competitors stock which I also own is not in the money, I so confuse

>>25241364
You’re not holding PLTR and if you do it’s less than 300 shares.

ALPP at market open

Thank me at 10am

>>25241335
Ahh I thought they were just a different names for options

>>25241314
No

>>25241380
why would I be shilling a stock I dont hold

>>25241348
dunkin k cups for the win, cream and sugar

Did they already vote on the 2k stimmy? When it fails, will there be a dip?

>>25241367
>If one stock goes up, competitors all have to go down
?????? are you ok?

>>25241351
>buy a shitcoin at an obvious resistance level

>>25241404
To trap other dads in buying it.

>>25241364
March ER, expecting a lot of price action in between now and then are we? Bagholding Bru, I'm not saying don't pick it up later but you PLTR faggots are married to that stock. I don't care, I just think you're worse than the clf shills

>>25241340
>GHIV
>already pumped
no thanks. not fomo'ing this one.

>>25241411
it's a 600 stimmy and trump signed it already that's why everything's up

>>25241341
im selling half my oil and going in on uuuu, just for (you)

Will GEVO dump when market open?

>>25241415
No I need more redundancy! Bro, I own shares of X CLF VALE RIO am I gunnmakeitbru??? Commodity's boom bro I can't lose! Hurry duurrd

>>25241411
There was a vote that passed for $600, but Trump has the document and hasn't signed it. On Thursday they voted for $2000 but GOP shot it down. Pelosi is supposed to bring it to another vote today.

>>25241439
He's talking about the other shit that they will vote for today

My brother is a doctor but suddenly started to become obsessed with msrkets and idolizing warren buffet. He bought 6 books about it.
Also he listens to YouTubers about stocks, and he refuses to listen to my advice (I'm making steady gains).

>argues with me that Nikola is not a scam
>bought boeing
>bought oil
>thinks all biomemes are going to moon
>believes literally all analyst advice because "they're the experts"

I don't understand how anyone can be so stubborn about being completely innocent. He doesn't have a drop of skepticism about markets and that's why he keeps losing.

>>25241304
Based

>>25241445
Might I suggest the warrants!

>>25241435
get in before open...

Wow look at MARA and RIOT action premarket. Getting more calls after initial dump

Hello.

Consider the following three stocks:
Palantir (PLTR)
Nio (NIO)
Nvidia (NVDA)

Thoughts?

>>25241411
He signed it yesterday >>25241459

i sold GME too early, didn't i? there better be another fucking dip i swear to god

>>25241468
>bought oil and boeing
The power of midwitting

>>25241276
with crushed up modafinil

Are there anons in here who haven't purchased OPTI

I don't want to share this board with losers, go and buy it.

>>25241493
based
gay
kinda based

>>25241460
Correct.
>>25241459
So they didn't vote yet. Thanks anon.

Do I buy RR or RYCEY for the B-52 engines deal somebody mentioned in the previous threads?

>>25241520
Based OPTI bro

>>25241435
put a buy in at 12 GHIV may dip

>>25241528
You should buy NAK instead

>>25241468
you can give your advice to me anon

>>25241468
>doctors
>smart
anon the only reason doctors can do their jobs is because it takes zero critical thinking, all humans look the same on the inside

>>25241430
>thinks PLTR Isa giant flop
But
>I'm not saying don't pick it up later
Why pick up a giant flop?

>Dec 28 (Reuters) - Marathon Patent Group Inc <MARA.O>:
* MARATHON PATENT GROUP PURCHASES 70,000 S-19 ASIC MINERS
FROM
BITMAIN FOR $170 MILLION
* MARATHON PATENT- UNDER TERMS OF AGREEMENT, MARATHON
ANTICIPATES
RECEIVING INITIAL BATCH OF 7,000 S-19 MINERS IN JULY 2021 &
FINAL SHIPMENT IN DEC 2021


Is this big?

>>25241468
Doctors are brainlets outside of medicine is your short answer. Long answer, medicine is all about Peer reviewed shit and evidence based practice and all i.e. rational approach. They'll use a drug if 30 papers say it good, you just can't apply the same logic to the markets where there are a tons irrationality.

Doctors fall the hardest for dunning-kruger and scams in general because literally everything they do and know is based on authority rather than evidence and reason. There's nothing you can do anon except pity him.

>>25241276
instant and chilled in the refrigerator before mixing with milk and a flavored syrup I keep.

>>25241420
makes sense
>>25241430
it's another episode of trader babby thinking he can predict the short term because of event X. You are either very new or very poor.

incase you are new: we call it bagholding if the person is down on his investment

incase you are poor: some people don't need to jump from stock to stock to make it. They have already made it with their past decisions and only need to wait it out, holding PLTR

There are many of those quotes that keeps the surgeon inspired about his job, they also help him jump these large obstacles in life.
Fortunately, the quotes have been released to the public to help inspire fellow surgeons.
"At 10, I was intrigued by surgery, I wanted to be surgeon for a long time. I love doctor shows and surgery shows. Blood is not an issue for me. I even took pictures once of me having my blood taken. "
"Dr Babanga, my local doctor, recommended that I should perhaps try superflex before and after breakfast. "
"Humanity abhors, above all things, a vacuum in itself, and your class will be cut off from humanity as the surgeon slowly cuts the cancer and alien growth from the body."
Fantastic, the surgeon is inspired
Fantastic, the surgeon is inspired
Fantastic, the surgeon is inspired
Fantastic, the surgeon is inspired

what buy this morning

>>25241562
I'm saying if you believe it. If you think you've done your DD and you still want it by all means go for it. Its not pumping for no reason again and you are bagholding. I believe it to be a flop and you to be a dumb nigger, go smoke your money away from me.

>>25241573
priced in wetardo

>>25241468
that doesn't make any sense. warren buffet is all about buying companies with strong economic moats, i know because this is one of the major criteria i use for deciding which stocks i swing trade dips on, always going long only. KO is a great example of this, coke is the most popular drink in the world and isn't going anywhere any time soon, they will literally always go up in the long run. HD is another popular example, everyone is always going to need tools and shit to build their houses with or fix things. they will always be profitable. MCD is probably another one, or probably even AAPL and NVDA despite the tech bubble currently. name brands that people will always buy forever. when you think graphics cards everyone immediately thinks of NVDA. everyone owns a fucking iPhone basically or other products of theirs. strong economic moat.

literally all the shit you're talking about is the opposite of what warren buffet would preach about, did he buy the books but not read them or something? you're literally talking about oil and penny shits. warren buffet doesn't invest in any shit that's going to "moon" because mooning implies a large volatility spike not a slow steady growth into infinity.

>>25241468
He's a doctor. Doctors aren't wise. They are just good a remembering the indoctrination points they spent the last decade remembering. They believe the system is good because they participated in it for years.

>my doctor had never heard of delayed cord clamping
>my wife's doctor never heard of adverse reactions to vaccines

Not sure if stupid, or just totally oblivious.

>>25241573
no they could have just spent like 200$ 10 years ago on one gpu and gotten more coins than they ever will

>>25241552
Anytime, I always try to answer to the best of my knowledge if anyone asks, but I am highly skeptical of smg meme stocks.

>>25241555
>>25241506
>>25241574
I am physicist by training, so I am even more analytical and "hard logic" based than he is, but he just cannot seem to understand that the market is 90% retards and he truly believes the system works.

>>25241596
You think it’s alright to hold PLTR during the opening in February?

After i bag up my UUUU, what are good uranium miners, for when supply diminishes?

>>25241547
Yeah and hold for 10 years it may hit 5$ or .01 at some point

>>25241117
>>25241081
A global company providing unmanned aerial vehicles and systems for NASA and Space Force with an enterprise value of $63 billion. NOC received $2.37 billion to develop missile warning satellites for the US military on May 18th, 2020. Adding to its $34 billion revenue (85% comes from the gov't). In the middle of a global coof pandemic, this is one of the safest revenue streams I can think of.

>>25241468
The whole of western society strokes doctors' egos to the point that they think they're gods, its even worse these days due to the wuflu. Anyone without a healthy dose of humility is going to get fucked raw by the market. Your brother is either gonna have a fucking eureka moment and get better or just become one of those people that blows up his account and parrot the whole "Investing/trading is gambling." cope.

>>25241468
I work in a hospital and doctors are some of the most retarded and stubborn people on the planet. Telling them they're wrong is a huge insult and if he's set in his ways he's never going to change.

>>25241596
To;dr

>>25241578
That's an unfair statement. Medicine will.never be as solid and accurate as physics (or even chemistry) but it is still based on a scientific approach.

why are all black people so stupid?

>>25241520
idk im kinda done with shilling it i think. i'd rather just wait and make my gains and flaunt them in front of all the retards. i did what i could over the past week, enough to bring out the FUD'ers. it's all so tiresome.

>>25241655
nigger if you are even thinking about selling PLTR in 2 digit usd range you should just sell right away and never look back because you obviously dont understand the company and will be nervous all the time anyway. Save you nerves and go jumping from scam to scam like other retards here

anyone buying mara at open?

>>25241573
Yes, as long as BTC performs well. When BTC eventually starts going down again it will be a massive drag on the company, that's the negative thing with these crypto mining companies and why they are still down ~90% from 2014

>>25241673
Yes I know this, it's a contributing factor to it being $300/share

>>25241276
Coffee gives me intestinal distress so I drink various energy drinks but they are a huge ripoff so recently I have been taking powdered pre-workout. Seems to work okay but the Niacin burn is hard to get used to.

It appears there is a bunch of tom foolery with the stimulus package. I am thinking UVXY calls for the 8th or 15th. Rate my thoughts.

>>25241636
DLR as a long swing?

>>25241676
Is that supposed to be impressive? This isn't a Venezuela based board, anon.

>>25241024
No way will it go that high

Red pill me on chartered market technicians.

>>25241730
post your folio then retard

>>25241730
Well...

What was all this /pol/ bullshit FUD about T crashing today because of Nashville? It's up 1% pre market

>>25241456
I have two stocks that are in the same commodity, shut the fuck up and stop being a literal manchild. I swear it reads like your stocks are down and you're lashing out or something.

>>25241636
He's studying the personna, I guess.
Also, Buffet.is currently the crab king of buy high sell low. He is senile and out of his depth at the moment.
Apple has no long term growth potential, their "services" arm is going to prove worthless. Out of the FAANGOT stocks, it's probably the worst on future outlook.

Also, Cokenis a good example of something that has a high probability of not meeting inflation targets (real inflation).

>>25241650
Doctors have to deal with idiot conspiracy retarda that think Google teaches you everything on a daily basis, so they immediately dismiss any retard that starts spouting these pseudoscientific rants.

>>25241636

>>25241721
gay and bearpiled

>>25241763
I love 4chan
On fit >post body
Biz >post portfolio
Soc >post face

>>25241784
Stop being a literal nigger and literally and akshually go back to le leddit. You guys are so fucking gay

>>25241674
I think he is just on permanent crabbing.

>>25241314
Hopefully, I want back in. If there's a news release then probably not.

everything is green and not just a little green
bigly green
we're living through a making it event for those that are playing their cards right

This shitty pump wont last forever. They wont be handing biden all time market highs.

>>25241794
>Out of the FAANGOT stocks, it's probably the worst on future outlook.
Its still NFLX and FB though. NFLX losing their market share. FB is STILL 95% dependent on digital advertising.

UUUU

>>25241812
v >post achievement
b >post blackflip
g >post github
etc

>UUUU
OOOO

>>25241821
Wow and you're a schizo, who knew.

>>25241833
surely if you believe in """them""" you would think they would want everyone to like Biden and would therefore love to hand him ATHs?

>>25241847
kek, morning sunshine, thanks for adding you fire hose of piss to this puddle. Can you tell me what a warrant is?

>>25241835
Netflix is a good point, I agree, worse than Apple. Not Facebook, it will just get divided.
Coke is also 99% beverage selling, what's the problem with that?

>>25241140
you can tell that every CLF holder is a crypto-zoomer because they will always get offended as fuck if you FUD their stock. pathetic

>>25240871
>uk market closed for 5 days
>got a lot of cash in vanguard s&p on LSE
>cant sell vanguard to buy meme stocks

God damn it, I hope today is red

>>25241833
I'm pretty sure they want the stock market to blast, but ok

>>25241898
Did you read it? It really is a retarded take...

>>25241884
No they’d much rather dump it first and pretend drumpf killed the economy and biden saved when after it recovers.

>>25241895
>Not Facebook, it will just get divided
It has nothing to divide into. Their revenue stream is almost entirely from digital adspace on facebook. The other parts would not be solvent.

>>25241763
>>25241765
embarrassing, get out of my sight you pocket money peddlers

>>25241812
Whenever someone accuses me of being a nigger or feminine I post my wrist and tell them to do the same. No one ever does,. it's hilarious.

Also with my portfolio. My gains are healthy.but my total portfolio worth is just 16k€, but they never post theirs.

>>25241888
What a condescending faggot

just got tested positive for the coronavirus, lads

can i take a shit during a zoom call

>Tesla Inc will come to India early next year, country’s transport minister Nitin Gadkari told national daily the Indian Express on Monday

>>25241924
once you grow up you might understand ironic humor but until then shut the fuck up you stupid piece of shit

>UUUU

What's up with the dollar? down 0.20%

>>25241930
They're going to make an accounting trick and make it so WhatsApp and Instagram are selling services to Facebook.

So will MARA continuously pump through the day or essentially flatline after open?

>>25241866
UUUUOOOOHHHHHHHHH!

>>25241232
>Serious question for all the fUUUUgots here. Are any of you idiots buying the warrants or just the shares?
I only buy mildly OTM calls.

https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/cloudflare-stock-surged-360-in-2020%3A-is-it-a-buy-for-2021-2020-12-26

Buy NET.

>>25241931
lol smart money slumming it down here with us in /SMG/, get fucked retard

>>25241968
this but unironically

>>25241969

>>25241982
Already in it

>>25241728
>Digital Realty Trust

I have no fucking clue what this is. I'd say no just based on the fact that I've never heard of them before and expect most people have never heard of them, therefore they're not a "brand name". maybe i'm wrong though, maybe they have a really strong economic moat im unaware of, point being my opinion is worthless on them.

>>25241794
we're talking about buffet in general, obviously he's old and senile now but he's goddamn 90 years old dude, give him a break. plenty of decades of him killing it, that's just a fact. his principles are still solid even if he is too far gone to follow them anymore.

>>25241982
>buy high

>>25241947
Just turn your camera and sound off

are call on gme at this point retarded?

>>25241981
Why not buy the warrants though? Longer expiration date, huge discount, dilutes the stock price when exercised. Somebody is...

>>25241982
I'm up 110%, feels high to buy now

>wake up
>MARA mooning
>UUUU mooning

Oh yes oh yes oh yes

shout out to all the wageslaves, poorfags, and jannies out there. i just stayed up all night playing video games, gonna have some much needed rest. you peons keep the world turning while i'm asleep ok? and don't kill yourself getting to work, we need you guys.

>>25242009
Yes I agree, and I share a lot of his outlooks on how investments should work. I was just trying to imply two things:
1) he was lucky and also invested mostly during growth times (except the 80s)
2) his current plays are terrible

>>25241276
Water
Only

>>25241944
Take a break from the market and take care of yourself. God bless (you).

>>25241699
You think it’s free under $100?

>>25241200
FANG bro, still holding.

>>25242000
Checked

>>25242016
what if they ask me a question

>>25242026
>Why not buy the warrants though?
I'm primarily a short term trader, on average I hold an asset for a week. I never buy leaps or warrants so I'm unfamiliar with the pros and cons of one vs the other.

>>25242042
based

>>25242077
Answer by pressing the space bar to unmute yourself

>>25242105
I have this question as well

>>25242110
im on my phone c

>>25242009
Yeah it has over 20% of the worlds data centers and is currently the largest one with the closest competitor around 10% with plans to expand. I am pretty sure they will be around for a while.

Did anyone else buy IEA whementioned it in the 11-12 dollar region. Probably not.

>>25242105
Well iirc there are no LEAPs on 4U...yet. what's your exit price?

what's the target for UUUU? feels like a correction is coming

>>25242074
Its hilarious how cheap it was few months back and still cheap.

Is Rycey going to dump? It hasn't budged at all....

>>25241468
I have a friend like this except he doesnt read at all

>was going to put half of my Christmas money in my brokerage account
>entire market is not only bright green, but absolutely mooning
Welp.

It's my birthday. What should I buy to be able to afford dinner tonight?

Trump cucked and threw the American people under the omnibus. He better cut fucking spending in his next term, this is getting out of control. I hope congress cuts the fucking 2 grand checks and hands them out to everybody along with a $70,000 bill to pay off the national debt.

>>25241468
>idolizing warren buffet. He bought 6 books about it.
Summarized everything we needed to kow about him right there. I hope he's not a familly man, because he's going bankrupt.

>>25242177
don't worry bro jo will save us

>>25242155
nobody fucking needs aircraft engines right noow..

>NNDM
Buy this dip when market opens?

>>25242025
Yup

>>25242121
I'd like to buy a bunch of warrants. I know why I want to buy them. I just can't get a good answer out of any anons as to why they're not buying them. I'd like a legitimate counter argument but everybody here is just larping as knowledgeable and informed options traders
>I just pooped using a squatty potty, are they public?

>>25242177
>in his next term
>baggie

YOU FUCKING BASTARD. I WANTED ANOTHER TERM. YOU ORACLE OF WRONGNESS YOU'VE JUST CONFIRMED BIDEN AS PRESIDENT. FUCK YOU BAGGIE.

FAGGY BAGGY.

>>25242153
$1100

I just created my orders for SCCO, CDE, AMD, SBSW and VALE but I had 6 planned. NEt was in fro a 10% but a faggot came and ruined it so where do I put the remaining 10%

>>25242177
>next term
kek

>>25242172
wait for a popular spac to dip on opening then jump in for a day trade

>>25242177
Baggie based and redpilled it's been checked

>>25242172
cash wont settle by today

>>25242202
Might do 100 shares for shits to be honest. Almost bought 1000 at like 6.30 but second guessed.

>>25242125
sounds reasonable then i guess. obviously you know more about it than me, just make sure to understand their financials, revenue, debt, growth prospects, and management. if everything looks good and doesn't change then yeah, feel free to buy the dip and hodl. i suggest looking for support areas to DCA into. im doing this with AMD right now but i literally work for a semiconductor corporation myself so i know the business.

WHAT DO I DO?????

>>25242125
Interesting, why has it been dipping?

>>25242153
Target is currently 5-5.30, if it blasts through that then ~6.30

>>25242154
It's a comfy hold, dividends, solid company that's expanding. My favorite low-risk position for sure, with explosive growth potential.

>>25242198
for the upcoming race war we need rolls royces

>>25242025
yeah, im trying to roll over my April calls into shares now
but im too greedy for my own good and Im waiting for real news (Cohen's next move)

wouldn't bother with July calls or later at this point since it's too hard to predict the next catalyst now. There's Cohen, ICR and Q4, but after that it's much more uncertain since it will have to be organic growth with Cohen

>>25242213
>waaaaa why aren't people agreeing with me and doing the same thing I'M doing?
Christ dude nobody wants to hold a warrant for 15 years in this clown market, fuck off.

today will end red.

>>25242213
Why would I want warrants on a meme play momentum chase?

MEEEEELLLLLVVVVIIIINNNN

>>25241091
The premarket has been swinging between $5 and $4.60 for about an hour or two.

What's going to be your move at open, biz?

>>25241833
>Implying Biden will get into office
Listen here, bucko. Our president, Donald J. "Godemperor" Trump has tweeted several times on this topic. There was fraud so massive that the citizens of Mars are protesting as a result. Reports from Trump's internal investigation team have shown that literally 1 single vote in the entirety of the US was cast legitimately for Biden. And that voter? Joe Biden's deceased mother. Therefore it is invalidated. Joe Biden has gone down in history as the only presidential candidate to receive a total of 0 votes in the entire country. He lost bigly. SAD! Many such cases. That's why on Jan. 20 2021, we will see not Joe "Roachleg" sleepy Biden at the White House. We will instead be seeing a bald eagle, with its feathers painted in the beautiful star-spangled colors of red, white, and blue. And the man holding that eagle?
Donald.
J.
Trump.

Don't you forget it.

Oh and by the way
FUCK T+2 and FUCK REG T
I’ve tied my own hands a little kek

>>25241888
a what? I'd probably have to google it. Maybe google it with some keywords, for the sake of context

>>25240985
This. Alsp, uranium wasn't some meme but something you could research yourself. US is running out and only reserves are weapongrade of which some have already been turned into reactor fuel. It's a drop in the bucket but it's that bad

>>25242279
You are such a dumb nigger, they expire in September
>>25242285
You wouldn't, if that's the only answer the collective mind has then I'm satisfied.

>>25242269
thx anon

>Want to invest in a lab grown meat company
>All of them are private
>Look into EATS holding company that just came online
>Find this

How the fuck is this shit legal? They like 20Xed before even going public and then 4Xed afterwards.

>>25241091
It's the REE's anon, the REE's are finally catching up

>>25242286
Melvin probably thinks that you're all a bunch of retards. Ever thought about their position size?
It might only be 10% of the outstanding short interest. That leaves 90% of the short interest unnamed. Why is "Melvin" the only thing you fucking parrots can say?

Buy $RTX or else stay an unpatriotic nigger

>>25242293
boomers unironically talk like this, but with more misspelling and more of a condescending attitude

>>25241794
You'd think doctors would know about the adverse side effects to vaccines.

Or maybe not since the settlement court for those that are injured is not public

>vaccines have no adverse side effects that's just a conspiracy

You're just as dumb as your brother, investing anon.

>>25242330
>Waaaa nobody is giving me their opinions
>I'm going to throw racial slurs at people who do though
>WAAA WHY IS NOBODY GIVING ME THEIR OPINIONS?
Fuck off, kid.

>>25242320
the sec rules blow.

>>25242345
CREO syndicate probably. Look into it.

>>25241024
How did you get to 238?

>>25242322
a warrant is like a call but they are issued by the company. 4U has warrants and they dilute the stock price as they add new shares when exercised. They're cheaper, the market for them is smaller. If you think this company is more than a PnD then buying warrants is the way to go. 4U warrants expire in September. Bunch of whiney snowflakes on here can't handle a little banter and criticism to get to the root of the matter. Fucking pussies

>>25242345
>Want to invest in a lab grown meat company
I was looking for public companies as well few months back. I believe this is the future and they will cut expenses massively before we hit 2030.

GHIV woke up

>everything mooning
>I'm holding BABA calls
Fuck China

>>25242187
I hope he wises up.

>>25242290
>Calls female broker
>"Yes, get me 300 shares of UUUU, market price."
>"Sir, I'm on maternity lea-"
>Hangs up phone

MARA finna moon today boys

>>25241812
tg is post models

>>25242408
>you called her on her personal phone not the brokerage office
now this is a chad LARP post

premarket pump cancelled

>VALE
can mining stocks truly moon in this market? I mean MOON, not
>whoa, 10% up this month

Oh boy, dilution!
So how do we get in on these sweet warrants

>BFT PUMPPPPP
>FUBO DUMPPPP

>>25242369
All doctors knoe vaccines have a chance of adverse side effects unless they are absolutely retarded. My brother obviously knows that as well. Maybe your wife's doxtor is in fact retarded.

anybody in corning here? looking forward to selling 2 billion of these suckers in the next few months.

It's a birthday miracle! I made it out of BABA at break even!

>>25242345
yeah it sucks, petri dishes are the perfect shape for burgers too
you can bet your ass it will be overvalued like BYND if it ever comes public

>>25242416
Roger that MARAuder 1, check engines for final launch prep. We are go for moon mission.

post more UUUUranium

>>25242397
WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, SOME KINDA SISSY LITTLE BITCH WHO NEEDS SPOON FED? GET OUT OF MY FACE I'LL FIGHT YOU

also thanks and I hope you make money today ttyl :*

>>25242398
Did you find anything? I'm not going to buy EATS at these prices just because they have a few million in mostly plant based "meat" investments.

There should be an annual /smg/ collage for all the shilling, scams and shitposting for the year. What would be included this year?

GENTLEMEN

dont buy UUUU at market open, wait until americans cause it to dump (like always) and then buy

Okay SGBX shiller I bought SGBX last Thursday this shit better work out or else I'm going to be revenge posting for a day.

>>25242469

>>25242487
GME/PLTR/CLF/VALE/UUUU

>>25242492
>dont buy UUUU at market open, wait until americans cause it to dump (like always) and then buy
Dropping premarket already, looks like the Israelis got to it first.

>>25242416
Ready sir

>>25242492
>Wait until Americans cause an American stock to dump when the American stock exchange opens
Obsessed

>>25242487
start w/ this, needs some updating

Anyone here know about big Pharma and biotech? Should I buy Biogen? Biogen, Regeneron, Guild and Alexion seem undervalued. Is there a good etf with a lot of weight on them

>>25242487
>>25242516
also MARA and CRSR

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>>25240871

>>25242469

>>25242487
Tanker Stock General and Penny Stock General

>>25242479
kek, cheers anon, green lines today!

Don't trust uranium shills

Damn, I should have bought more NAS/NWARF

20 grand in cash what buy

Buying 350 UUUU

>>25242404
With the buybacks it will. The investigation will go in BABAs favor. What is your expiry and strike price?

>>25242592
less than one bitcoin

>>25242451
Interesting read, thank you anon! BFT have warrants?

>>25241982
>Had Cloudflare at $35
>Sold at $55
HODLlords always win. A L W A Y S

What's the gamble today bros?

>up 5% pre-open
I'm gonna make it boys

>>25242587
wait keep waiting

>>25241307
He asked for stocks, he never said he wanted good ones. >>25241314

>>25242592
N I G G E R S

>>25240871
NEW
>>25240871
NEW
>>25240871
NEW
>>25240871

dont trust shills period

>>25241468
Sheep will be sheep

if you're swing trading, are you supposed to be selling during bright green days like today?

>>25242611
UUUUchads watch UUUU go up and chill

WHY IS EVERYTHING STARTING TO GO RED

>>25242486
There was a way to invest in some through a website I forgot what was called. It listed mostly startups (from every sector) so maybe that gives you direction. I found it through googling lab meat growing companies. It required for you to invest massive amounts though 100k+ or some shit.

>>25242612
Based TDA user, you're doing alright

>>25242587
>Don't trust uranium shills
We've been getting fantastic gains for a month now

>>25242635
You're supposed to short the open and buy the close.

>>25242592
all in ALPP

>>25242398
You WILL live in a pod
You WILL eat the lab grown vegan kibble
You WILL own nothing
You WILL be happy

>>25242635
No silly faggot buy high sell low

>>25242686
Last thing I'll ever own will be my rifle

>>25242610
No they don't you fucking retard. It's easy on hindsight

>>25242602
250, 2/19/21
Might just average down

holy fuck my boss is based af

>>25242686
I'm well aware of the kikes and their schemes but you are uninformed on this one.
Lab grown meat is 100% meat the only difference it comes from a lab and not an animal.
It removes antibiotic use and cruelty. Win-win.

>>25242635
you buy the stock that you expect to moon and you sell the stock when you expect it to tank.

tellin me we are all just pawns in the big cooperate game

>>25242722
how so?

also, nice dubs

Oh shit did you see this? The front page of The Post says Trump lost the election. What the fuck is going on? How do we invest in gender studies and other faggotry?

>>25242728
If I create anything in a lab and try to pass it off as 100% authentic I would be sued.

Lab meat is lab meat

>>25242635
>if you're swing trading, are you supposed to be selling during bright green days like today?
Yes but everything you do should be based on resistance lines and not just selling when you see green.

Is NOK a meme?

>>25242728
It's people! You're eating people! Onions Green is people! There's a reference for the slimy little cunt that called me kid, kek

>>25242686
if if its meat not just by taste, but on a chemical level, what the fuck do I care if it used to be on a chicken or in a test tube.

>>25242722
Is your boss the CEO of CLF?

>>25242681
ALPP up 12% premarket.

>>25242756
hes shitting on target and walmart, saying the big CEOs just want everyone poor, i think he may browwse

>>25242759
You deserve pain for betting against TSLA.

i need a better broker, trading212 often doesnt have these OTC stocks.

I took my winnings. Thanks hedge faggots for the 1.2k

>>25242686
>You WILL eat the lab grown vegan kibble
Just give me the fuckin bugs

>>25242767
Call it whatever you want the point is its not vegan bs like what beyond is currently producing.

Am I too late to hop on the UUUU wagon?

>>25242776
doesn't get posted enough to be a meme

>>25242788
cringe

>>25242722
if your boss is the UUUU guy tell him to respond to my fucking job application it's been 2 weeks :(

Ring the fucking bell!

>>25242788
We will probably find out in a few years time that it lacks some weird nutrients that are essential in normal meat.
Generally, when synthesizing food we always overreduce what compounds define it as "that ingredient" and ignore compounds in residual quantities as unimportant. And the result is that it always tastes fake, unless you are an American that loves artificial food.

>>25242841
Just wait for the dip bro, we're going long on this one

>>25242812
>>25242681
fugg, I bought ALPN, will I make it?

NEW
>>25242878
>>25242878
>>25242878

>>25242841
no, it doubled in price in a month, perfect time for you to jump in and then complain
>somehow I always end up buying ATH, how can this be

>>25242812
Reverse split was announced same time as their Vayu acquisition.
Not expecting any major dips but will be pouncing on them if they do

>>25242883
kek
just get in this is going to $4-5 EOW, $8-10 after NASDAQ uplist

>>25242451
Will it recover?

>>25242841
wait for it to dip don't buy on a day it jumps 10%

>>25242728
>>25242788
>Just eat the hexane extracted GMO onions protein isolate and canola oil, it's exactly the same as real meat!
>CRISPR and genetic engineering have no unintended side effects, trust the science!
What are amino acids
What is carnitine and micronutrients
What is bioavailability
This is part of the separation of the population from food production, about the patentization of food itself making self-reliance illegal. Same applies to vegetables and fruit.

Any time you're ready to stop shitting the bed FB

>>25242759
>false claims about stolen election
never change, kikes. See you next holocaust.

>>25241821
meds

>>25242376
>racial slurs
You're allowed to say nigger here you faggot