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Can you imagine actually believing Chainlink would reveal some huge partnership? Anonymous Sun Dec 27 23:43:42 2020 No.25232198 [Reply] [Original]

Imagine the mental gymnastics to believe Chainlink would ever reveal a worthy partnership or integration. Or a single key mainnet feature.

>No staking 4 years after ico
>93% of nodes are used for DeFi equivalents of pressing F5
>$32 million ico will flag an SEC investigation
>Based in Cayman Islands so they're not paying tax
>CEO sells $10,000,000+ a week to fund shell company
>Oracle turned out to be 30 shell companies used to funnel token sale laundering
>Ribeiro and Keane went dark after receiving portion of 500k cash outs
>Paid Ari Juels multiple times for "features" that never made it into mainnet
>Company held a "conference" which was an entire weekend of podcasts
>All of the biz larpers have gone dark (assblaster, riddle, drunkanon, wallet autist)
>Bloggers being paid in grants for wordpress pages
>None of the breadcrumbs (Vanguard, Fidelity, SWIFT, PayPal, Salesforce, Docusign) were real
>BTC has basically sucked up 2/3 of LINK's sats in a few months

Anyone still holding more than 100 LINK is confirmed Sergey disciple. Imagine the mental gymnastics needed to continue following an abandoned project. Nothing of merit has happened for LINK in 2020.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 23:44:53 2020 No.25232216 it was a 4chan joke dude

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 23:45:52 2020 No.25232240 >>25232198 >LINK FUD is back fundamentally bullish

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 23:46:22 2020 No.25232253 B E T R A Y E T R A Y

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 23:47:15 2020 No.25232272 >>25232198 >he doesn’t know

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 23:47:34 2020 No.25232281 thank you for your intensive research into the project to ensure our financial wellbeing

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 23:49:05 2020 No.25232319 File: 1.09 MB, 1584x1631, cope.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25232281 Seething, now this is cope >>25232240 >FUD Refute a single thing, Sergey disciple

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 23:50:03 2020 No.25232343 File: 38 KB, 644x483, l.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >93% of nodes are used for DeFi equivalents of pressing F5

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 23:50:36 2020 No.25232354 >>25232198 fidelity was confirmed

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Anonymous Sun Dec 27 23:50:55 2020 No.25232363
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Chainlink staking Q1 next year. That's v1.0 bros, the end of the beginning. A new phase and a new reality. The culmination of 3 years hard work from the Chainlink team, and 3 years hard meming and shitposting by the turbo-autists of /biz/. We've seen some shit in the last 3 years but now it's all coming together. SOON. TONIGHT.
I love you all brothers, may we ride together in Valhalla.

PS: Never forget that EVERYONE that uses discord has their own username, and a little avatar picture, their own little "online identity" lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 23:56:36 2020 No.25232491 >>25232363 yea, how about no https://www.reddit.com/r/Chainlink/comments/klgjgj/staked_lists_link_staking_q1_2021/gh8ve8j/

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 23:57:48 2020 No.25232519 >>25232198 G L O B A L I S T C O I N D U R R R R R R

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 23:58:27 2020 No.25232537 File: 812 KB, 738x787, EnvShRRXMAIsPd3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >imagine not being invested when we 10x due to staking

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 23:59:14 2020 No.25232550 >>25232198 unmistakably over

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 23:59:35 2020 No.25232565 >>25232519 You're shitting in the wrong neighborhood, Pajeet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 00:00:36 2020 No.25232596 >>25232491 >how about no holy fuck lmao there are valley girls on /biz/ now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 00:11:34 2020 No.25232837 File: 142 KB, 278x393, link.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] im going to leave a clue for you, the non iluminated ppl

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 00:14:00 2020 No.25232878 >>25232837 I'm also going to leave a clue, but I don't want the bots to skim the page and act on it so it's in audio. https://vocaroo.com/1e8Y2Tq4mvM7

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 00:20:53 2020 No.25233014 >>25232837 kek what is this ms paint supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 01:20:12 2020 No.25234197 >>25232198 uhhh anon you realise it was all one big meme right? i think you're taking it too seriously...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 01:22:09 2020 No.25234226 >>25234197 This. You had all the time to see it is a scam. Enjoy your money being spent in the Cayman Islands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 02:12:08 2020 No.25235027 >>25232319 Yaaawn

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 02:17:14 2020 No.25235111 File: 16 KB, 278x278, 1571626976682.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25232198 imagine not buying at 0.20$ 3 years ago and seething now

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 02:25:37 2020 No.25235233 >>25232216 4chan jokes always go to far we memed an orange man to the whitehouse this meme has made me thousands

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 02:27:59 2020 No.25235277 >>25234226 >Enjoy your money being spent in the Cayman Islands big brain move to not pay taxes anon but you know that lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 02:29:22 2020 No.25235305 File: 5 KB, 232x162, 1609089271692.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cope seethe 3 years staking q1 tsigs q2